I love the fact that every episode is interrupted by this 6'5" man flailing his limbs around without the callers noticing so it's like a little easter egg when they watch it back
This wasn't really a need to be anonymous, which made it a little more difficult to get through, honestly. Just take the fake name and run with it. This is supposed to be fun.
I appreciate this live footage of me alone in my apartment talking to my imaginary audience all day and laying down the quippiest little quips that ever quipped and pausing for laughter
This first call just completely derailed Miles' intro. This is the King of little treats AND wearing sandals was making him PERFECT before the end of the call. This took such a turn!!😂😂😂😂
I‘ve literally never commented on a video in my life but I simply must highlight the hilarity that was Miles’ hunchbacked, ape-lookin’ twirl and kick to turn the motion sensor light back on during the first story… I’m so sad no one was there to giggle at his execution and subsequent facial expression because he had to just keep talking and I was cackling 😂
Hot tip: I make my iced coffee the night before, I put it in the fridge (yes, IN the fancy cup), get my luxury beauty sleep to become a little radiant goddess, and then in the morning I throw in the ice and it feels even more like a little treat because it's still a little grab and go moment as I head out for my day😌 #TreatBaby
I would pay money for a full podcast JUST of Miles and Shed 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit: I loved this so much. As much as i love guest times, Miles one on one is so special 👏👏👏👏 Thank you for this
Maybe I misunderstood the situation but didn't the caller say that fart guy had messaged her co-worker *before* he began to work there? In which case, that's not HR's problem because it predates his employment there. If it continued after he started working there then that's HR-worthy.
I gotta say, while many people fear it, turning 30 was one of the best birthdays of my life. I took myself on a solo trip to Chicago and I’d never been there before so everything was new to me. It was awesome!! Happy early birthday, Miles! 🎉
I almost think the coworker from the second story has a shame kink. I’m sure many of you have heard the Reddit story of the man peeing his pants. I love your show so much!! It would be so cool to get some updates on these people somehow. Your advice is so relevant 🥰
Get a little bike seat for the back of the bike for little Juju and let his laughter be your fuel. One of my first memories is of riding in one of those badass baby bike seats behind my mom and going WEEEEEE.
Absolutely nothing brings me as much joy as Miles cracking himself up. ppl get shit for laughing at their own jokes but being able to make yourself laugh is the most important thing tbh
I didn't realize until I was wiping away tears with my sleeve after laughing at your reaction to acorn's story, but I'm wearing my perfect person sweatshirt while listening to perfect person!!!! Truly perfection ✨
Miles being alone in the studio is my brain, every, single, day! 😂 laughing at my own jokes and talking to myself, constantly! I love you Miles and Sarah!!!! 🥰 ya’ll are relationships goals (but ya’ll already know that! ☺️😉)
miles thank you for making every wednesday morning filled with laughter. just went back to therapy for the first time in years yesterday and it's just been hard. pp wednesday is good for the soul and mind
I fear the gassy coworker may be into humiliation :( or at the very least, does find it amusing to make others uncomfortable. Really hoping that caller can safely report it (and the prior inappropriate behaviour!) to a higher up
Come on it wasn't that bad! He was joining in on the jokes and continuing it. I'd agree if he was wasn't engaging and she missed the cue, but geez, not everything is that embarrassing all the time
Okay sorry Miles I have better advice for the treat girl. Use too good to go!!! I swear I’m not an undercover ad but basically you can get a bag of baked goods or whatever leftover from a cafe at the end of the day for super cheap, and then they’re still just as tasty and fun but also cheap and you can budget them to use as little rewards, and as a bonus it’s a surprise!!! Most major cities have really good ones from small bakeries
I LOVED this episode. I haven't laughed this hard at a podcast in a while. Excellent host, excellent callers, excellent vibes. No wonder you're a Perfect Person (TM)!
5:22 - comments something with an outrageously silly voice - camera cuts to him being by himself therefore getting no reaction making the situation even more embarrassing - i obv laugh twice as hard
miles i have also been in a new mindset about exercising in that i've decided that i will do it one day! for about a month! so i am very proud of you lmao.
Making a suggestion for creating fake names for an episode: my friends and I made fake names inspired by Cherith Cutestory (from Arrested Development). The rule is the first name needs to be quirky/uncommon, and the last name's two random words together. Don't overthink it. Our doppelgänger names were Esther Tablesmitten, Bertha Snatchwagon, and Ingrid Schoolhopper. Love the pod!
Omg I relate so much to the first caller - I want to treat myself to Starbucks or boba literally all the time for doing things 😭 Miles, that advice was, dare I say, perfect.
Miles! That get real hit me hard! I’m sooo busy and I haven’t had time to do any of my hobbies! I’m going to focus on that this week and try to get back into giving myself the treat of doing the things I love!
For the little treat! I used to do this in college and it was the best! Your dorm should have a mini fridge/freezer and you can get an ice tray with large cubes. Get a blended venti Starbucks beverage and put it in the ice cube tray with a popsicle stick in each slot. Easy Starbucks popsicle and it’s the perfect little treat!
Little treat tip: I bake like chocolate cake or brownies and I only take them with me as a little treat to reward myself after doing working or have some in the evening after a long day. You save loads of money with baking yourself and it's special bc with self control you only have the treat as a little treat :D + I really like baking so it's a win win!
Miles as a marathon runner with a bad back and knees, try a couch to 5k program and going on more walks. Makes it waaaaaay easier to get yourself to start doing it bc it breaks it down into small achievable goals. 4:01
okay but what if the fart guy is into public humiliation?? he's known to be sexually inappropriate with people that aren't willing to be in that what if that's a kink and he's doing it to be shamed?! we need an update later!!
That’s exactly what I do for my treats. I have to work in office Mondays and I get my little treats. Then the rest of the week I make myself a healthy protein coffee which is also great!
The FACT THAT I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM AS THE SECOND GIRL! I was like do we work in the same office? No. This must be a common thing. Why are men like that?
Miles! This is urgent!!! I need you to fix a problem I have. I need a compilation of when the motion censored light goes off! Please make it and post it here!
I learned to separate my pay check as soon as it hits my bank account so I can save and have money for little treats on a budget! I also learned how to make a cheap homemade version of the SB strawberry açaí refresher and how I like my coffee at home
@@drew037 I personally get the lemonade version. I get strawberry lemonade (not pink lemonade) and white grape juice (I usually used wegmans organic Juic’d Right since it was the cheapest option and wasn’t super tart). Plenty of online recipes also have a strawberry syrup that I never made lol. Ratio 1:2 white grape juice to strawberry lemonade (or to your taste preference). And then I got freeze dried strawberries to add in. Açaí was too expensive for me. In total cost me about $12 for the juices and strawberries and I got at least 6-8 drinks out of it. Definitely not the exact same but it was a cheap and close enough alternate that I was okay with it
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the “she a bad bitch addison rae” with a cut to the empty couch is pure perfection
Addison is BACK and she is here to STAY
The camera panning to Miles laughing by himself is TAKING ME OUTTT 😂😂
Literally every single time lmfaaooo
Miles starting this by saying wear sandals as his general advice and then the first girl being so anti-sandal was soooooo funny to me
I couldn’t believe my ears
@@PerfectPerson I cannot believe my eyes rn that you replied to me
I ❤ u have a good day
First caller- I need a fake name to protect my identity
Also first caller- here's all the people I know and how I know them 😂😂
RIGHT? "my cousin's gynecologist is named Addison!!" like LADY, so what?!
i need a compilation of miles turning on the motion sensors
Same 11:48 had me dying his little dance 😂
what i love most is i listened to the audio version first and i truly wouldn’t have ever known
I love the fact that every episode is interrupted by this 6'5" man flailing his limbs around without the callers noticing so it's like a little easter egg when they watch it back
Needing a fake name to be anonymous but then giving specific details of the names of people close to you 😅
yeah i think that 50% of the time the fake name is just an honor and for fun rather than a need nowadays 😭 (which is totally fine of course)
This wasn't really a need to be anonymous, which made it a little more difficult to get through, honestly. Just take the fake name and run with it. This is supposed to be fun.
Miles' ability to entertain himself all by himself while recording the podcast is so funny to watch
He really makes himself laugh 😂
The intro is so sad yet aspirational cuz yeah I'd be that manic if I was rich too
I appreciate this live footage of me alone in my apartment talking to my imaginary audience all day and laying down the quippiest little quips that ever quipped and pausing for laughter
miles getting up like a goblin to turn on the motion lights is KILLING ME
omg I choked on my water LMAOOO
This first call just completely derailed Miles' intro. This is the King of little treats AND wearing sandals was making him PERFECT before the end of the call. This took such a turn!!😂😂😂😂
I‘ve literally never commented on a video in my life but I simply must highlight the hilarity that was Miles’ hunchbacked, ape-lookin’ twirl and kick to turn the motion sensor light back on during the first story… I’m so sad no one was there to giggle at his execution and subsequent facial expression because he had to just keep talking and I was cackling 😂
Miles, as a smoothie shop owner, you’re right about using all frozen ingredients. So much cooler and stays cool longer 🙌🏼
YESSS
Hot tip: I make my iced coffee the night before, I put it in the fridge (yes, IN the fancy cup), get my luxury beauty sleep to become a little radiant goddess, and then in the morning I throw in the ice and it feels even more like a little treat because it's still a little grab and go moment as I head out for my day😌 #TreatBaby
Love this for you
yes! i've done this for iced chai lattes too
Matcha will oxidize in this time, but for coffee or other cold teas this is a great idea!
he keeps talking to himself and laughing nonstop, he’s just like me fr
I would pay money for a full podcast JUST of Miles and Shed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit: I loved this so much. As much as i love guest times, Miles one on one is so special 👏👏👏👏 Thank you for this
Document everything and report the fart guy to HR. He's done some unacceptable things. It sounds like he thrives off attention/awkwardness.
that's exactly what i thought as soon as i heard about the farts and clear sexual harassment
Maybe I misunderstood the situation but didn't the caller say that fart guy had messaged her co-worker *before* he began to work there? In which case, that's not HR's problem because it predates his employment there. If it continued after he started working there then that's HR-worthy.
@@miss_aylaThe other stuff IS HR-worthy though. We have one example of him saying micropenis out of nowhere, she should just keep a log.
I gotta say, while many people fear it, turning 30 was one of the best birthdays of my life. I took myself on a solo trip to Chicago and I’d never been there before so everything was new to me. It was awesome!! Happy early birthday, Miles! 🎉
I almost think the coworker from the second story has a shame kink. I’m sure many of you have heard the Reddit story of the man peeing his pants. I love your show so much!! It would be so cool to get some updates on these people somehow. Your advice is so relevant 🥰
Yep thought the same thing unfortunately
Get a little bike seat for the back of the bike for little Juju and let his laughter be your fuel. One of my first memories is of riding in one of those badass baby bike seats behind my mom and going WEEEEEE.
Miles just cracking himself up alone is really sending me
Absolutely nothing brings me as much joy as Miles cracking himself up. ppl get shit for laughing at their own jokes but being able to make yourself laugh is the most important thing tbh
I didn't realize until I was wiping away tears with my sleeve after laughing at your reaction to acorn's story, but I'm wearing my perfect person sweatshirt while listening to perfect person!!!! Truly perfection ✨
I adore the dance to get the light back on. Miles, please dont ever edit it out. 😂
The new camera angles make me feel like Miles is scolding me
Miles doing a solo show gives me hope that maybe people will also be entertained when I make myself laugh as well. Thank you, most perfect of persons!
the advice about messy situations being kind of fun was so true and also had so much dad energy in a way i can't explain
Miles balling out of control with all his freezer space for his smoothies.
Miles being alone in the studio is my brain, every, single, day! 😂 laughing at my own jokes and talking to myself, constantly!
I love you Miles and Sarah!!!! 🥰 ya’ll are relationships goals (but ya’ll already know that! ☺️😉)
Im such a fan of Miles because of the way he can just naturally riffs and I’m glad he finds it as funny as me😂
I love the solo episodes so much! Makes me feel like I’m the special guest sitting on the couch lmao
Justa couple minutes in and I already agree. Ive been patting myself for YEARS for *thinking* that healthy lifestyle :)
miles thank you for making every wednesday morning filled with laughter. just went back to therapy for the first time in years yesterday and it's just been hard. pp wednesday is good for the soul and mind
i thought my comment was going to be sweet and heartfelt but then saw "hard" and "pp" next to each other
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT MILES’S INTERPRETIVE DANCE TO ACTIVATE THE LIGHT SENSOR BACK ON 🤣🤣🤣
I fear the gassy coworker may be into humiliation :( or at the very least, does find it amusing to make others uncomfortable. Really hoping that caller can safely report it (and the prior inappropriate behaviour!) to a higher up
The big ol smile when caller said “I love you” 😂🙌
the empty pan to Miles by himself is absolutely my favorite
I'm getting buff again too, and I just turned 30. Stay hydrated! We got this Miles✨️
Making the treat way earlier, doing the task, then getting the treat later is actually such good advice
I hate this anti feet generation I think miles is right if you have a problem with my toes being out stop being a weird pervert 😂
Right? So long as they aren't smelly, crusty, or on me then idgaf
I knew Miles was in the studio alone bc usually the guest has a lot to say about his intros 😂😂😂
Miles I told my husband about you saying "bone clean" at various times and now we can't stop saying it, it is so hilarious!
This is my first time listening to you ON THE WAY TO WORK and wow game changer. I’m laughing brain turning at 7 am LOLOL
Hahaha this brings me joy! Glad I could join you on your commute!
“I certainly shan’t be bench pressing” - Bonsignore, 2023
When Miles has a hard time getting someone off the phone I literally have to mute the volume because it’s too much for me to bear.
SAAAAAAME
the second hand embarrassment hurts me
Come on it wasn't that bad! He was joining in on the jokes and continuing it. I'd agree if he was wasn't engaging and she missed the cue, but geez, not everything is that embarrassing all the time
he was engaging though? and joking with her
“Getting awf to myself” the solo pod
"I got drunk and sad and hooked up with Quinn" spoke to me on a spiritual level 😂
Watching Miles laugh at his own jokes makes me feel more human. and I truly appreciate that.
18:28 THIS FACE I CANNOT
Okay sorry Miles I have better advice for the treat girl. Use too good to go!!! I swear I’m not an undercover ad but basically you can get a bag of baked goods or whatever leftover from a cafe at the end of the day for super cheap, and then they’re still just as tasty and fun but also cheap and you can budget them to use as little rewards, and as a bonus it’s a surprise!!! Most major cities have really good ones from small bakeries
im watching this way after it was posted but i am also a treat girl so this was big for me thank you
I LOVED this episode. I haven't laughed this hard at a podcast in a while. Excellent host, excellent callers, excellent vibes. No wonder you're a Perfect Person (TM)!
Miles, love the shot of you trying to turn the light back on. Solo episodes are a vibe 😂
5:22 - comments something with an outrageously silly voice
- camera cuts to him being by himself therefore getting no reaction making the situation even more embarrassing
- i obv laugh twice as hard
miles i have also been in a new mindset about exercising in that i've decided that i will do it one day! for about a month! so i am very proud of you lmao.
Making a suggestion for creating fake names for an episode: my friends and I made fake names inspired by Cherith Cutestory (from Arrested Development). The rule is the first name needs to be quirky/uncommon, and the last name's two random words together. Don't overthink it.
Our doppelgänger names were Esther Tablesmitten, Bertha Snatchwagon, and Ingrid Schoolhopper.
Love the pod!
Miles laughing to himself is music to my ears every time
This was my first ep of the pod and I'm ABSOLUTELY HOOKED
sounds like shed’s the pervert for thinking about toes so much !
The lady doth protest too much
You're such a chaotic little goblin, Miles, and we love that for you
Omg I relate so much to the first caller - I want to treat myself to Starbucks or boba literally all the time for doing things 😭 Miles, that advice was, dare I say, perfect.
This Birkenstock girlie is with Miles 100% on the toe debate
shoutout to shed. that whole fake name conversation was comedy gold.
Miles! That get real hit me hard! I’m sooo busy and I haven’t had time to do any of my hobbies! I’m going to focus on that this week and try to get back into giving myself the treat of doing the things I love!
Request for episode 69 to be all sex conundrums.
Miles trying to turn on the automatic light is a haunting sight to see
Slenderman batting at flies lookin ass
For the little treat! I used to do this in college and it was the best! Your dorm should have a mini fridge/freezer and you can get an ice tray with large cubes. Get a blended venti Starbucks beverage and put it in the ice cube tray with a popsicle stick in each slot. Easy Starbucks popsicle and it’s the perfect little treat!
Will be using the “Miles said I can buy a little treat” card to purchase Halloween candles! Thanks Miles, love ya! 🫶🏼
I'm wearing flowy pants and sandels at work right now!
truly the only podcasts i listen to is this and the headgum podcast, mostly because this is really good, which kind of balances it out
Between the rat dreams and the toe fears, this person needs help.
Man, I feel like the solo episodes are just so goddamn funny
omg i had just taken a huge gulp of water at 5:20 and it came out my nose from laughing 😭😂 thanks A LOT 😂😂
need to start a tally of how many calls on this show start with “Hello? …SHUT THE FUCK UP” cuz it’s a lot of them 😭
I just gotta say Miles. I LOVE when YOU get to SHINE 😂🌞❤ MORE OFTEN
Not me screaming, “The variable!”
Little treat tip: I bake like chocolate cake or brownies and I only take them with me as a little treat to reward myself after doing working or have some in the evening after a long day. You save loads of money with baking yourself and it's special bc with self control you only have the treat as a little treat :D + I really like baking so it's a win win!
FIRST CALLER BEST ADVICE E V E R. this needs to be on MERCH MILES
Miles can you continue being a gaming streamer on twitch i feel like i missed that era and would like to witness it for myself
haha I will definitely be doing more live streaming stuff soon! Lil bits of gaming for the gamers out there, and some other silliness.
The opening monologue is killing me 😂
so glad i was here for the Great Toe Debate of 2023
Episode 59….. almost nice
We love to see it
Episode 69 should be only people who call in with sex conundrums.
The farting phone call and advise had me laughing too hard. Like who tf is this man
absolutely loved ! couldn’t stop laughing out loud ! thankyou for the solo
Miles as a marathon runner with a bad back and knees, try a couch to 5k program and going on more walks. Makes it waaaaaay easier to get yourself to start doing it bc it breaks it down into small achievable goals. 4:01
Shed's toes are icky because she dries them in her socks lmfao thats how you get foot fungus
So um...where are the compilations of Miles flailing his body for the camera sensor? MULTIPLE need to exist by now.
I’ve never been in the first 5 views and comments on any video EVER! Love that I’m sharing this monumental moment with Miles 😂
This podcast should be required listening for first year college students! 😄
I love when the callers answer with : .... shut the f*ck up.
okay but what if the fart guy is into public humiliation?? he's known to be sexually inappropriate with people that aren't willing to be in that what if that's a kink and he's doing it to be shamed?! we need an update later!!
Exactly my fear immediately upon hearing all that!?!
That’s exactly what I do for my treats. I have to work in office Mondays and I get my little treats. Then the rest of the week I make myself a healthy protein coffee which is also great!
Pure DELIGHTFUL chaos
awful awful day thank the lord for this perfect man and his perfect timinh
Hopefully tomorrow feels lighter 🌷
The FACT THAT I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM AS THE SECOND GIRL! I was like do we work in the same office? No. This must be a common thing. Why are men like that?
Miles! This is urgent!!! I need you to fix a problem I have.
I need a compilation of when the motion censored light goes off! Please make it and post it here!
I learned to separate my pay check as soon as it hits my bank account so I can save and have money for little treats on a budget! I also learned how to make a cheap homemade version of the SB strawberry açaí refresher and how I like my coffee at home
omg pls say more about the homemade strawb refresher
@@drew037 I personally get the lemonade version. I get strawberry lemonade (not pink lemonade) and white grape juice (I usually used wegmans organic Juic’d Right since it was the cheapest option and wasn’t super tart). Plenty of online recipes also have a strawberry syrup that I never made lol. Ratio 1:2 white grape juice to strawberry lemonade (or to your taste preference). And then I got freeze dried strawberries to add in. Açaí was too expensive for me. In total cost me about $12 for the juices and strawberries and I got at least 6-8 drinks out of it. Definitely not the exact same but it was a cheap and close enough alternate that I was okay with it
@@jacquelynchin5513 thank you so much!!!
I need an update on the second call 🤣😭
The ritual ad on 2x speed is a hoot and a half
Acorn talking a million words per minute DEAR LORD
just from the title all i could think about was "wow its zach"