"When people realize that Apple is just as much as fashion company as a tech company, things might certain make a little bit more sense" - Thank you for that statment.
Fair, but as someone who recently switched to Mac from a life time of windows pc’s it’s infinitely better in most ways. Performance wise, battery life, build quality, in almost every way that mattes its better. So when a fashion company can still outdo actual companies while creating that fashionability aspect, kinda sad. Poors gonna poor.
It’s for iPhones after the 4S. Androids are not compatible. Windows PCs are not compatible. Eyeglasses are not compatible. That is one weird polishing cloth.
@@YDGFX I guess die-hard Apple fans (who are in love with the company’s logo) and cloth collectors would buy this. I do think the Apple cloth works on any screen or lens.
Yeah the whole bitten apple icon thing, and the 666.66$ pricing was probably intentional. We’re all a part of the system 😂. Rob Jobs be spitting truth!
@@escanor7938 well I'm an android user and would love to use iPhone but in my country prices are almost double of what its being sold for in the US which makes this video much more full of pain for me if the back panel breaks
He forgot to mention that the $80 water bottle transmits changes in water level back to the health app so tracking daily water intake. Wireless charging of the battery too. This baby should really sell 😂
4:01 when you think about that, if you consider apple as a fashion company as well, it does actually makes more sense that they're selling accessories for ridiculous prices
Brilliant (as always) ! Although I didn't crack up until you mentioned the price of the first computer, but I had been chuckling and smiling all the way through. WONDERFUL delivery. (AND YES, I'd love to take you home!)
📌Do what everybody else is doing if you are okay with only having what everybody else has.Information that will pay you everyday, you've got to stop saving all your money. Venture into investing some, if you really want financial stability. Choose to grow and elevate your mind by studying audios,videos,attending conferences that will give you the edge!
Lately I’ve been thinking of buying cryptocurrency for retirement, I’ve set asides $350k to invest but along the line,I usually get cold feet, maybe because I have no idea what I’m doing, please I could really use some guidelines.
In situations like this,I always recommend to people on getting guidance at least from someone that understands price action and all that while you strive on improving yourself by watching videos and learning fundamental analysis.
@@hervenacitas8265 I started investing in cryptocurrency a little while ago and I’ve come to realize nothing beats first hand experience..Investing with Juan Antonio Landa has been the best experience ever.
the water bottle is sold out. i cannot believe it people payed over 60 bucks for a water bottle that just tells you when to drink instead of idk drinking when you're thirsty.
Rob Jobs Action Figure: youtooz.com/products/rob-jobs
Dont read my name 😑,,
rob jobssss
Yo Wsg Rob good to see u back on the channel
I film skits just like Rob. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro
yes hi
"We are not forcing you to buy anything, we just know that you will" Rob Jobs
I make skits just like Rob. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
@@26mic5 I watch your vids but dude you gotta stop self promoting
@@kjc5513 ikr hes fuckinf everywhere
@Drift_Yt They are trough social engineering
@@kjc5513 nothing wrong with self promoting it’s hard to get your name out there
"When people realize that Apple is just as much as fashion company as a tech company, things might certain make a little bit more sense" - Thank you for that statment.
statment.
for yrs ive called apple products fashion statements
Still trump ur androids in performance and battery life tho
@@Scrappy-TH-cam 🤓
Fair, but as someone who recently switched to Mac from a life time of windows pc’s it’s infinitely better in most ways. Performance wise, battery life, build quality, in almost every way that mattes its better. So when a fashion company can still outdo actual companies while creating that fashionability aspect, kinda sad. Poors gonna poor.
Absolute genius ending
kei
Didn't get it...
@@oriehi_raphael_paul you're too young
The ending was top notch 👌🏾 the connection between the dots had me laughing 😂
And thus rob was never seen again
The fact that Apple polishing cloth has a device compatibility list on their website speaks volume.
It’s for iPhones after the 4S. Androids are not compatible. Windows PCs are not compatible. Eyeglasses are not compatible. That is one weird polishing cloth.
@@jag92949 makes it sound as if it were a virtual product
*you can't see me* - john cena
@@YDGFX I guess die-hard Apple fans (who are in love with the company’s logo) and cloth collectors would buy this. I do think the Apple cloth works on any screen or lens.
@@jag92949 no shit it does lmao. Apple just weird. Altho it’s really good like I’m serious.
@@jag92949 wait i don remember dis 😭😂
I’ve watched these videos for years and they never fail to make my day, thanks Rob for all the content bro
I make skits just like Rob. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
NPC
@@wharknut Tik tok Insult
@@26mic5 watched ur latest video,wasted 2mins of my life. Did not laugh
Waiting for the iPhone 14
iPods being used to "groom kids into the Apple ecosystem" sent me. 😂
As an former apple headquarters employee I can confirm the last part is true🙏🏻
As u are not working there, can i ask ur salary which u were paid there 🌚
Why former tho ?🌚
You leaked some info and got fired ?🌚🌚
all the parts of the video are true to be honest
Oh god, it’s a joke man. Quit misleading impressionable minds.
🧢 🧢 🧢
"It has a richer taste, for sure" I died lmao
Yeah the whole bitten apple icon thing, and the 666.66$ pricing was probably intentional. We’re all a part of the system 😂. Rob Jobs be spitting truth!
🥲
Read the jobs bio and it’s not even new 🤣 Wozniak actually commented on it
@@alfonsopayan09 link
It's satan
"It has a richer taste" 🤣🤣🤣
"I love it when a new product hits my pocket" 😂😂😂
"We're not forcing to buy our things, we just know you will" 😂😂😂😂
Rob: trolls apple
Same Rob: uses all apple products
it's more of a criticism than trolling imho
@@madmickey2957 more of satire than criticism
@@kyber1042 true
Well... arn't we all... 😏
@@escanor7938 well I'm an android user and would love to use iPhone but in my country prices are almost double of what its being sold for in the US which makes this video much more full of pain for me if the back panel breaks
I feel like Apple should pay you. And pay you very well. You're hilarious 😂
but i sold my iphone 11 for the price i brought it for but in androids ur phones prices drop🤓
I don't know how you managed to do such a good fresh take on an ongoing series, all the jokes were perfect
What jokes?
Who's waiting for "if apple was honest about the iPhone 14" 😂😂😂
Me 😂
Me too
All of us
Me
Yesss
I accidentally discovered Rob during his kids bop days. Best accident ever.
Just like u
@@robertott5074 i choked on my meal 💀😭
I wish my parents would say that
@@bratih_fate3117 oh, no.
@@bratih_fate3117 😭😭
He just can't fail, it's so crazy we know how this video will play out but we keep wanting more. Lol, this guy got us hooked like apple 📱
Love the content Rob, keep it up ❤
I make skits just like Rob. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
woah ur verified
bot
@@thelurker7 he’s not
@@kjc5513 its still annoying as normal
"So you're saying I gotta charge my cup before I take a sip?" 😂😂😂
Fun fact: the polishing cloth costs 210 in my country according to Apple's website!
LMAOO where are you from?
I think he is from Kiribati Islands
@@lucatiu1608 How tf do u know?
It’s a joke
about 1400 in mine. our currency is getting weaker dang
This guy has escaped the matrix...
“We’re not forcing you to buy anything, we just know that you will.” Honestly kind of true
"our phones are the tools of Satan" biggest conspiracy theory I've ever heard 😂
He was spitting facts
Type shi my mom be sayin bruh 😹😹
7:38 Price $666.66
Its not a "conspiracy theory" its facts and real talk phones are a tool of satan to mislead people.....
Oh and just you wait, dude literally gave everyone a warning sign for whats to come
This is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels.
Noah made me do a double take at the beginning of the video ngl 😂😂😂
dawg I make entertaining videos as well. 100% you will laugh and if not you can come and tell me
I didn’t even notice that was Noah 😂until I had went back a few seconds and then I noticed that was Noah
@@Kimberlyalas5426 umm that is what it means to do a double take…
I love EVERY single one of these. As a apple tech they make my day. X'D
"We dont need to force you to buy our products, you force yourself"- Steve Jobs probably
0:06 Fake Rob Jobs robbed Rob Job’s job
Didn't know rob had his own channel
Never let this series end
4:50 “It’s the most effective way to groom them.”
excuse me what ?
The way you built up that third eye theory in the end,I was dead💀💀 (that reminded me of the way us directioners clown🤡)
Hi fellow clown 🤡
He forgot to mention that the $80 water bottle transmits changes in water level back to the health app so tracking daily water intake. Wireless charging of the battery too. This baby should really sell 😂
you know that apple has to give you a free repair as long as the product is still operational under consumer law rights
it cant be completely broken it has to turn on btw
@@vikingsfan3457 thanks
wrong it cant have any physical damage what so over and batteries arent covered and its only covered for a year
Honestly his conspiracy theory sounded spot on. Pretty crazy. This whole world is living in ‘black mirror’ and they don’t even know it 😪
4:01 when you think about that, if you consider apple as a fashion company as well, it does actually makes more sense that they're selling accessories for ridiculous prices
Nothing excites me more when a new product hits my pocket...aah market 🤣
love this series man keep them coming.
This man went all the way with this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The conclusion… your genius it’s almost frightening
Brilliant (as always) ! Although I didn't crack up until you mentioned the price of the first computer, but I had been chuckling and smiling all the way through. WONDERFUL delivery. (AND YES, I'd love to take you home!)
We need Rob Jobs to do his thing again
"Our phones are the tools of Satan!"
- Steve Jobs probably.
Wait is it actually true?
@@hansenflores3959 it is.
I love how he burns Apple but gets all stuff at the same time
This man went from kids bop to making comedy gold 🤣
We don't talk about Kids Bop. That's supposed to be buried in history. 💀
But, yeah. Rob's comedy is platinum, not just gold. 🤣
He’s getting so good at these that I can’t tell which products he talks about are real and which are spoofs
As an apple I can confirm this is true
g I make entertaining videos as well. 100% you will laugh and if not you can come and tell me
@@realfarmer21 mid
Newton wants to know your location
As an iPhone I can confirm also
@@realfarmer21 unoriginal
I've been waiting for this for so long, luv u Rob. You never disappoint
7:20 this man is hurting my brain but fillin it with facts
It's not Rob that takes inspiration from Apple, it's Apple that takes inspiration from Rob's videos
3:54 😆 This part really got me!
You guys should play these videos at a best buy so everyone can here it 😂...play them at an apple store
"dont crease it, thatll void the warrenty"
haha it funny because it comes folded in half out of the box
The writing. iCONIC
"It's like the happy meal for the tech industry" is he wrong though?! 😂
Yep!
Extremely.
The iPod is for people who want to carry around a light, small music player.
Every time….. I crack the hell up. Thank you 🎉😂
Thanks for watching 🤗
Send a direct message right away, I have
a suprise for you.🔝🔝🔝🔝
an upload from rob is such a blessing
pov ur looking for the iphone 14 commercial
It‘s always funny how we hate the new releases of Apple yet we find ourselves buying the new water bottle
"You" not "We"
Speak for yourself
That water bottle is not technically an apple product. It’s a 3rd party product Apple just happens to sell it on their store and website .
no we don't! maybe you
"You".
📌Do what everybody else is doing if you are okay with only having what everybody else has.Information that will pay you everyday, you've got to stop saving all your money. Venture into investing some, if you really want financial stability.
Choose to grow and elevate your mind by
studying audios,videos,attending conferences that will give you the edge!
Lately I’ve been thinking of buying cryptocurrency for retirement, I’ve set asides $350k to invest but along the line,I usually get cold feet, maybe because I have no idea what I’m doing, please I could really use some guidelines.
In situations like this,I always recommend to people on getting guidance at least from someone that understands price action and all that while you strive on improving yourself by watching videos and learning fundamental analysis.
Investment guidance sounds like a great idea,thought about it before but never knew how to go about it.
@@hervenacitas8265 I started investing in cryptocurrency a little while ago and I’ve come to realize nothing beats first hand experience..Investing with Juan Antonio Landa has been the best experience ever.
Wow…..Juan Antonio Landa?
Rob’s eating good tonight after this vid 😂
Who else waiting for his vid on the iPhone 14 after its release 🤣
Moms Everywhere: Finally these TH-camrs are being useful
7:41
Ayo last part got me thinking bruh wdf 😭😹😹
“It’s like a happy meal for the tech industry.” 😂
Absolutely awesome the way you take pause think and make it funny. Perfect timing👍😃
"basically you paid yourself into thinking your owning something lmao 😂😂😂
I'll be expecting iPhone 14 commerical from you soon
lets be honest, he is the most honest youtuber
Not me actually getting an apple ad
*time **7:08*
we are finally connecting the dots😂😂
5:38 i'm being so deadass that's so true
Thanks for watching 🤗
Send a direct message right away, I have
a suprise for you🔝🔝🔝🔝
4:43 apple actually just recently discontinued the iPod
Anyway, Funny video rob
as someone who worked for Apple, I love these videos lol
6:41 This wasn't in the script lmao
let's be honest that ending opened up our minds
“ we understand that no company charges much as us on accessories”😞😓
Arguably the funniest video you’ve made. The ending especially and yet…I also couldn’t see myself using an Android 😂😂😂
5:05 scares me fr
the water bottle is sold out. i cannot believe it people payed over 60 bucks for a water bottle that just tells you when to drink instead of idk drinking when you're thirsty.
that ending actually had me thinking 😭
After 3 years this legend still sh*tposts apple
4:22 fact‼️‼️‼️🤦🏾♂️
As someone who owns an iPhone 13 Pro, iPad Pro, Air Pods Pro, Apple Watch and MacBook Pro, these vids are brutally honest. I love it 😂
We missed you rob 💪 keep posting bro
1:56 can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
rob: why are we still selling the iPod?
apple: we aren't
Dude,
the part after 6:00 was insane
your imagination (or even the truth) is insane
LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
1:30 so expensive yet so the same
Love the details of the video man… when u gave the action of cut the ad started playing lmao
I lowkey felt sad I thought the Rob Jobs character changed. 🤣
Can’t wait to see him make a video on the iphone 14 now
YES! Another Rob Apple commercial!🍎
And another video by Rob already 😁
I film skits just like Rob. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me fam
Where is the new video on iPhone 14? Has he been kidnapped by Apple after all 😂
Back at it with rob jobs 🙏
I film skits just like Rob. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me g
@@realfarmer21 Let people find you. I know you will make it that way instead of soliciting on another person's videos
You maybe asking what's so special about our polishing cloth, and "the short answer to that is not much" 🤣
6:42 this man just questioned everything on humanity. bro this dude is actually gonna get sponsored by Apple 💀.
Apple is just here to rob you 😂
“It has a rich taste.” - the Apple water bottle
That action figure is like an NFT but in real life.
bro it's time to launch iPhone 14 parody
You need to be rob jobs for life man. Just dedicate this channel to it. You know what we want to watch, we dont want anything else than this.
His other videos are pretty cool and funny too, why not support them as well