Unlike everyone else I dont normally think Hivemind's takes are that bad but holy shit this bracket has some stinker takes. Red Bull Over Milk? Vitamin Water over Cream Soda? Lacroix over Sprite? Squirt over Coffee?
Squirt beating out coffee in every single one of it's possible forms might just be the most psychotic take that has ever come out of one of these brackets and that says a lot as it has some SERIOUS competition.
You guys should do a bracket winning bracket where you just vote on all of the winners of previous brackets based on nothing but vibes to try and figure out what the best thing is
As AJR would say, this video makes me ‘thirsty, thirsty, thirsty’. Almost like when Graydon stole all the water supply from my small Australian town back in ol ‘93!
Choosing Mountain Dew over Sweet Tea is actually insane. I appreciate the root beer love though! Also, I don't know what happened, but as soon as round 1 was over you guys hit some kind of flow state. This video was funny before, but after that point was gold.
It’s honestly surprising how your main channel hasn’t gotten over 1M subs by now. Your content is so refreshing from what I normally see and the humor is so unique. I hope y’all go hella far 👍
50:30 the issue with the brackets is that they are RANDOMLY ASSIGNED into slots. If yall made a poll ahead of time and let patreon subscribers or youtube members vote, then that could create the seeding for the bracket, creating more genuine matchups. This prevents something good from being fucked out in the 1st round, and prevents MUG rootbeer from making it to the final 4 because it would have to face better competition early, as it would be a lower seeded drink.
I saw Dignan at a pool in Detroit yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and went to the lockers, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my pool noodles I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bright pink rubber duckies in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the rubber duckies and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Then he hit me in the head and I woke up from dreaming.
I’m laughing man I googled coffee enema and it came up with “There is no scientific evidence to support any positive health claim for this practice, and medical authorities advise that the procedure may be dangerous.”
Graydon bringing up hummus as a type of coffee and it being retroactively added into the bracket and winning was a really wild decision but hey, this is the kind of brave decision making that resulted in Graydon being cast as Jason Bourne in the upcoming 2024 “Jason Bourne goes to Starline”
Work was so bad today and I got to come home and watch this, making my day significantly worse. Please do razzleberry peace tea on the next beverage bracket
Ive been watching you guys so long. i've suffered through your terrible takes, music and otherwise, gotten depressed on how youve absolutely demolished my favorite things. Some days i've contemplated never watching you guys again. But the fact that Squirt won this bracket takes that all away. Finally, the best take in the world. Squirt truly is legendary and it is an honor that you guys see that as well. Thank you hivemind
one little known Graydon fact is that the reason Lil Yachty took the wock to Poland is because Graydon took a holiday there in the summer of 2016 and accidentally forgot to bring his wock stash, which is actually his beverage of choice. so i was not surprised to see the wock take home the crown in this bracket! great video !!
the fact that bunbagerg lost to lacroix is genuinely making me ill. every fizzy drink bundaberg makes is the best of it’s kind except for sarsaparilla and cream soda.
u guys should do strawberry fanta, hug barrels, sunkist, pepsi, matcha latte, arizona, shamrock shake, frosty, modelo, lean, belle delphines bathwater etc. for the next one👍👍
The flashback to dignan summoning the kool-aid man by making a pentagram with the kool-aid packet and slitting his wrist over the pentagram then makes the kool-aid man kill someone, top him off, Then leave, is great
Squirt winning is the best thing that has happened to me in a long time. Dignan just walked into my room and won't stop babbling about the fall of Byzantium. He hasn't blinked once
I love all 3 of you and what you’ve built here and I will support you as long as it’s possible for me to do so. With that being said you 3 should be put on trial for this one. I’m not even mad I just want to cry.
really didn’t expect graydons homemade concoction of methamphetamine and pond water to win but it must be really good! i’d love to try it if he ever stops exclusively selling to his primary market of 5th graders and banana republic customers :)
that homemade craft rootbeer with like real cane sugar at some mom and pops bookstore in the middle of nowhere in the rockies in a tiny itty bitty town better be on the next one
this channel inspires me everyday to wake up, breathe in, breathe out, spend time in nature, exercise, eat healthy, and kill so i can witness gruesome deaths. yay hivemind! much love ❤️
I'd say my favorite beverage is probably a nice glass of milk. It used to be iced tea, but when I was 10 I was drinking iced tea and DJ Grant kicked down my door and shot both of my parents in between their eyes. But I'd still put iced tea at an A! Love you three.
I always think everyone's just joking when they say these guys are psychopaths and murderers until they make a food video and then I question that a little
Didn't expect Riley to be so passionate in the Motor Oil vs. Battery Acid matchup! Fun video, though maybe you should lower Graydon's seat a little so we can't see his circuitry. It's indecent and heretical.
Dude the elis bbq in cinci mention caught me off gaurd... literal childhood food place right there. Down to the ale8 in the picnic tables eating pork slop too
"ive never had apple juice" "ive never had milk" "ive never had peanuts" I'm starting to think riley isn't quite qualified to do these things
and he's still 6 foot
I want a "things Riley is allergic to Bracket"
Yoooooo
But instead it’s dj grant and Graydon and Riley is behind the camera
yes i’ve been wanting this for ages
and it would be a 3 part series
banger vid right here
Pronouncing "Orangina" like "vagina" is certainly a powerful choice
Especially paired with Sunny D. Perfect innuendo combo.
Genuinely how is it pronounced then?
@@trapamoto oran jeena
@@trapamoto ORANĐINA
@@trapamotooranjeena
grant saying "I don't drink coffee" might actually be the biggest twist of this entire channel.
the plot twist none of us saw coming
You guys should do this like the music ones... where you have to taste each one in the first round and then you can decide more well informed
Then they may as well call the show good mythical morning
@@zachmull5610i was gonna say 😂 but it’s more relatable with there two guys
_this isn't buzzfeed_
Riley can’t eat/drink most of stuff so I don’t think it would be fun for them…
What why?
"it's two syllables, you fuckass" has immediately become one of my favorite throwaway lines
Can’t wait to see Graydon’s “shaved cat”. This is not an innuendo
I get it. You literally just can’t wait to see that bald lil’ puss. #relatableAF
don't we all
Can’t wait to see Graydon’s “shaved cat”. This is an innuendo
Can’t wait to see Graydon’s “innuendo”. This is not a shaved cat
Idk man the quotations make me think you wanna see something else
The energy in this one was different. So adversarial, like roommates who are just over each other’s bullshit. I loved it.
I knew long COVID was a thing, but I didn’t know the lack of taste would last so long on you guys.
The fact that squirt made it so far is insane
when? when? when? when? when?
@@DingleHiemermilk drinker spotted 🫵🏼🫵🏼
@@DingleHiemermy squirt can go even further
'lack of taste' accusations coming from the guy with a csh pfp is wild
we cannot look past riley trying to bounce sweet tea in the first round for sunny d 😭😭
I'll never forgive him
wasnt expecting graydon to roll in a barrel of root beer and do the “root beer barrel one gulp challenge”… but i’m impressed to say the least
I would be happier with that than squirt winning.
Grant was in his supervillain arc for this one
Boys are in rare form. Just being funny. Not a lotta skits. Just them being themselves and cracking me up.
the mcdonalds coke bit about soccer was so funny
The part where Graydon pretended to have been a Civil War soldier was incredible. “I met Abe Lincoln at Antietam, he led 10,000 of us into slaughter!”
ITS A CLASSY DRINK FOR BAD BITCHES
Unlike everyone else I dont normally think Hivemind's takes are that bad but holy shit this bracket has some stinker takes. Red Bull Over Milk? Vitamin Water over Cream Soda? Lacroix over Sprite? Squirt over Coffee?
Vwater and Lacroix takes are bad but the others I don't care about
Vitamin water over cream soda has me passionately angry rn
Can we get a Riley’s allergy bracket already
9 months later and this is still easily the worst bracket they've ever made
16 months now. Still the goat of bad tierlists
Squirt beating out coffee in every single one of it's possible forms might just be the most psychotic take that has ever come out of one of these brackets and that says a lot as it has some SERIOUS competition.
squirt solos except mtn dew is better
@@layers3458 Both are fucking awful, bottom tier drinks.
Nah squirts amazing and it has a fun name
Red Bull over milk close second
If I'm doing this bracket, Squirt wins for me too. Top Tier drink. BUT, I do recognize that its an insane take - coffee should win for 99% of people.
Coffee losing to Squirt is the red wedding of this channel
Riley is so good at wordplay that he said "Kombucha has a *culture*al problem", and nobody caught the pun.
i dont get it
I would guess he wasn’t thinking about bacteria cultures but I would also probably be wrong shout out Riley gets the better even of his blunders
@@jackpriddy1591so basically
@@MrPeanutToesthank you sweaty muscles
@@jackpriddy1591kombucha is a symbiotic culture
It’s funny to me that Riley and Grant have so much in common that Graydon’s opinion pretty much never matters unless he agrees with them
I never cease to be amazed by how insane the bracket picks always are
I still can't tell if Riley being allergic to everything is a bit or real lol
prob real! i know people like that, you'd be surprised lmfao.
it's real, he's allergic to everything
this video was an excruciatingly visceral experience, I've never felt such deep hatred for 3 people.
Felt that way when they took out my man Arnold Palmer round 1
Lacroix over sprite was visceral
@@veggie928exactly … like Canada Dry is literally high fructose corn syrup and fake ginger flavoring. What are we doing
Putting any form of root beer forward is atrocious
@@boofpeanuts6960 so was Red Bull over Milk
You guys should do a bracket winning bracket where you just vote on all of the winners of previous brackets based on nothing but vibes to try and figure out what the best thing is
Next we have White Ferrari by frank ocean vs squirt the drink
As AJR would say, this video makes me ‘thirsty, thirsty, thirsty’. Almost like when Graydon stole all the water supply from my small Australian town back in ol ‘93!
yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
it is not, in fact, thirsty thirsty thursday
Fun fact: every time the news speaks of a drought in a rural town, it's really a cover up for Graydon stealing all the water!
I'm pretty sure dignan did that.
Choosing Mountain Dew over Sweet Tea is actually insane. I appreciate the root beer love though! Also, I don't know what happened, but as soon as round 1 was over you guys hit some kind of flow state. This video was funny before, but after that point was gold.
Wasn’t really expecting “Blood of your enemies” to make it on here, but Dignan highly suggested it so it must be really good
It’s honestly surprising how your main channel hasn’t gotten over 1M subs by now. Your content is so refreshing from what I normally see and the humor is so unique. I hope y’all go hella far 👍
i agree with the choice of the thug shake being the best drink
do the thug shake
🤣🤣
I'm tryna see your thug shake
Diggy put a 44. to my head and forced me to do the thug shaker for 3 hours
been seeing u in every comment section since like 2018
The ending of Graydon's reaction to squirt winning and his victory dance make me think that he would be a super fun dad. Awesome video
I've never been more deflated by a hivemind take than the final matchup in this video
grant really sold this video
this video felt especially unlimited and i love it
The McJizz winning the entire bracket was the exact plot twist the Hivemind Cinematic Universe needed 😢
Hey spoilers smh
@@c0ggg dont read the comments then bozo
I’m a new hivemind enjoyer and I haven to say what I really enjoy is the contrast between hosts, we have guy and the other guy
Uwu
I love the survey of asking what our favorite album of all time is, then teasing another bracket video, just for it to be a drinks bracket 😭
50:30 the issue with the brackets is that they are RANDOMLY ASSIGNED into slots. If yall made a poll ahead of time and let patreon subscribers or youtube members vote, then that could create the seeding for the bracket, creating more genuine matchups. This prevents something good from being fucked out in the 1st round, and prevents MUG rootbeer from making it to the final 4 because it would have to face better competition early, as it would be a lower seeded drink.
I saw Dignan at a pool in Detroit yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and went to the lockers, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my pool noodles I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bright pink rubber duckies in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the rubber duckies and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Then he hit me in the head and I woke up from dreaming.
Bro the same shit happened to me that’s wild
@@zcskizombiesr.5509bro me too
i literally had the same dream last night wtf
@@cichlisuite666it’s not real. Your not real
*inteferrance
A lot of panera’s drinks have an insane amount of caffeine in them so that might be why it’s having such a mood lifting effect
Didn't expect the Grimmace Shake to win
It tastes like purple I love it
@@mayomonkee836Grimace, I like purple
Dr. Pepper going out in the first round triggered my fight or flight response
wow graydon’s explanation behind choosing mtn dew at a restaurant that serves pepsi products felt like he was inside my brain
I’m laughing man I googled coffee enema and it came up with “There is no scientific evidence to support any positive health claim for this practice, and medical authorities advise that the procedure may be dangerous.”
Graydon bringing up hummus as a type of coffee and it being retroactively added into the bracket and winning was a really wild decision but hey, this is the kind of brave decision making that resulted in Graydon being cast as Jason Bourne in the upcoming 2024 “Jason Bourne goes to Starline”
we should add water to the next bracket and watch as graydon and grant collectively vote for literal piss to move on lol
Work was so bad today and I got to come home and watch this, making my day significantly worse. Please do razzleberry peace tea on the next beverage bracket
i'm consuming razzleberry right now (・o・)
@@myragingwhormoans quite a delectable treat for the taste buds
😂😂😂
the way graydon pronounces jarritos is so funny I love these little gringos😭
They're so funny "whore-chata" 😭😭😭
that's so real bro
the fact that riley reid has never had apple juice is crazy
Riley Reid 💀
The realization that chili is a bean so it’s “coffee” was hilarious
Dr. Pepper losing in round 1 is criminal
i agree fully with every fiber of my, and all my direct line decedents, beings.
Dr P solos this whole bracket no problem 😊
it was up against horchata what can you do
Maybe the most egregious upset of any of their brackets
@@jtkuch3087 no dr pepper sucks
Ive been watching you guys so long. i've suffered through your terrible takes, music and otherwise, gotten depressed on how youve absolutely demolished my favorite things. Some days i've contemplated never watching you guys again. But the fact that Squirt won this bracket takes that all away. Finally, the best take in the world. Squirt truly is legendary and it is an honor that you guys see that as well. Thank you hivemind
5:49 the way Riley gets quite when he cusses is so funny 😭
one little known Graydon fact is that the reason Lil Yachty took the wock to Poland is because Graydon took a holiday there in the summer of 2016 and accidentally forgot to bring his wock stash, which is actually his beverage of choice. so i was not surprised to see the wock take home the crown in this bracket! great video !!
the fact that bunbagerg lost to lacroix is genuinely making me ill. every fizzy drink bundaberg makes is the best of it’s kind except for sarsaparilla and cream soda.
"A Pixie stick mixed with metal" is one of my favourite quotes
i remember stumbling into a burger king once while baked and drinking like 8L of gatorade from the drink dispenser then throwing up in the parking lot
legitimately the mr pibb and jarritos round killed me. my two favorites
Dr Pepper losing in the first round might be the greatest atrocity ever committed in one of these, besides obviously the Incident of 1979
Immediately pushing Tussionex, Wockhardt, Actavis, and Tris to the finals was an odd choice, but you guys got it!
Nah that was the right choice
To be fair to Riley, the Panera green tea is life-changing.
u guys should do strawberry fanta, hug barrels, sunkist, pepsi, matcha latte, arizona, shamrock shake, frosty, modelo, lean, belle delphines bathwater etc. for the next one👍👍
You forgot come and blood
Shamrock shake is actually goated. Tastes like mint and then like key lime, which sounds odd but so good
Also sparkling ice
Add diet coke and it'll win
Vitamin water over cream soda might be one of the worst things I’ve ever heard
this was such a great video! piss winning was probably the best outcome possible, glad it happened!
The flashback to dignan summoning the kool-aid man by making a pentagram with the kool-aid packet and slitting his wrist over the pentagram then makes the kool-aid man kill someone, top him off, Then leave, is great
Can't believe you missed the opportunity to call milk + red bull = bull's milk
I believe it
🤤
Squirt winning is the best thing that has happened to me in a long time. Dignan just walked into my room and won't stop babbling about the fall of Byzantium. He hasn't blinked once
Love these videos!! Wish these guys would just kiss already!! 😂😂😂
Graydon saying there's one flavor of apple juice was wild to me
I now know the crushing despair of having your #1 pick (Dr Pepper) get eliminated first round. How dare you
I love all 3 of you and what you’ve built here and I will support you as long as it’s possible for me to do so.
With that being said you 3 should be put on trial for this one. I’m not even mad I just want to cry.
really didn’t expect graydons homemade concoction of methamphetamine and pond water to win but it must be really good! i’d love to try it if he ever stops exclusively selling to his primary market of 5th graders and banana republic customers :)
that homemade craft rootbeer with like real cane sugar at some mom and pops bookstore in the middle of nowhere in the rockies in a tiny itty bitty town better be on the next one
this channel inspires me everyday to wake up, breathe in, breathe out, spend time in nature, exercise, eat healthy, and kill so i can witness gruesome deaths. yay hivemind! much love ❤️
Dude at work just drinks Monsters all day and gets kidney stones twice a year.
I'd say my favorite beverage is probably a nice glass of milk. It used to be iced tea, but when I was 10 I was drinking iced tea and DJ Grant kicked down my door and shot both of my parents in between their eyes. But I'd still put iced tea at an A! Love you three.
what a small world! the same thing happened to me! expect i was drinking grapefruit juice
@@sp1ralg1rl no way! Wow, I really have no unique experience XD
@@tdoeswhatever_ well i would say it is unique since i am your ghost that’s reliving your past to prepare you for death. so it’s unique to us
Milk is most of what I drink. I can't eat a meal without milk
i've found my people
Dr Pepper not moving on past round one over Horchata is a crime
Dr Pepper not winning or let alone getting out of the first round is making me wanna jump infront of a train. Great video guys :)
Couldn't agree more
coke better
Dr. Pepper is my winner for sure
Horchata though
Someone's never enjoyed a good horchataaa
the squirt jokes have me dying lmaooo
picking Schweppes over Starry and then doing tiktoks with a cgi starry in the background not even a year later, they're really moving up in the world
Love how when Graydon is talking about his arm breaking he leaves it on the table for a little bit like it was with the pillow😭
wasn't expecting graydon to roll in a barrel of root beer and do the "root beer barrel one gulp challenge" but i'm impressed to say the least
This is a certified Hivemind classic and I haven't even finished it because I have work at 6am
I always think everyone's just joking when they say these guys are psychopaths and murderers until they make a food video and then I question that a little
so brave to eliminate Diggy juice first round
Having some Jarritos appreciation is BEAUTIFUL.
My favorite part is when Graydon rolled out a barrel of root beer for the one gulp root beer barrel challenge, honestly impressed
I hate apple juice and now I hate Graydon for GASLIGHTING Riley into thinking hes missing out. >:(
This is the funniest bracket they've ever done
Once you do enough brackets, y'all should do a bracket winners bracket, where its just every single bracket winner duking it out
thank you lord for this unexpected yet fire glimpse of life that's new Hivemind content on my daily basis
Do you only wake up every other day because I’m pretty sure they have not been posting daily💀
30:58 is one of the best quips Riley has ever made
Didn't expect Riley to be so passionate in the Motor Oil vs. Battery Acid matchup! Fun video, though maybe you should lower Graydon's seat a little so we can't see his circuitry. It's indecent and heretical.
“Squirting across the finish line” 😂💀
I knew going into the video i would cringe but i had no idea... LOVED the video as always! Never change guys.
You can take a seat, Dr. Horchata will be with you shortly.
I can feel the hot takes coming, and I'm so excited
Can't wait until Graydon discovers that 0 proof liquor already exists
Not having dr. Pepper go through is crazy
Horchata really is better
Dude the elis bbq in cinci mention caught me off gaurd... literal childhood food place right there. Down to the ale8 in the picnic tables eating pork slop too
I don't have much devotion to this one so I'm just hoping they make as many bad choices as possible
edit: PERFECT
in hospital right now this couldn’t have come at a better time. Love you guys ❤️