Crusader Kings content is divided into two kinds: People going for world domination in the most efficient way possible and min-maxing every part of their campaign on the way, and a group of friends coming together to commit an industrial amount of incest, adultery and killings of your loved ones. There is no in-between.
Fitting that Porkchop was killed by a boar. Challenge idea: Everyone starts unmarried. Marriages/relationships have to be approved by committee. Remember the Spice Girls saying, “if you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.”
Hahaha that sounds super interesting and fun. Also, probably a funny interaction video as we’d all have to discuss things. Like I actually stopped the game and made Astral and Tyler talk to me about why I should choose them. I think that made for one of the funniest parts. I like this idea, thanks!
True true. We actually had super low numbers in this game since we initially only tried sleeping with each others’ spouses, but they were all chaste and like 0% chances hahah. So we dropped that, I also dropped other rules that some focused on, it was all just a chaotic mess as usual
most underrated channel in the world, i've been binge watching all your vids and i'm dying, also a very nice community you've fostered. all around, you love to see it!
DaFloove Cinematic CrusaderKingsverse now takes on a time travel arc, just like the Command and Conquer Red Alert series... DaFloove is the Crusader Kings's Einstein!!!
Not sure if this has already been said, but "skew wiff" is British slang for wonky or lopsided. Like "I hung that picture up but now I look at it, it's all skew wiff". 05:00
Got one that should be out next week. I’m finally a bit ahead on editing for once. I’ll probably relax a bit, play the new AGOT update, then fall behind and hate myself! Don’t worry, I’ve got this down!
Haha thanks! It was kinda tough to determine what was going on really. There was a BUNCH of desyncs and some crashes. We were all playing the game, but the forbidden position was performed right at the start of the tournament. I’m pretty sure I beat Tyler in his game and mine. I thought I was going to make it more chaotic, but I think I did that with the randomness at the end haha
Hey! Edit: I was disqualified as soon as it started lol. I didn't even really watch much of it at all because I was expecting not to randomly crash all the time.
You had a big disadvantage too since you had other engagements to attend to. It’s all good! As long as we can laugh about the weirdness lol. We’ll get you more in another!
I've come up with a cool video idea. After starting as male character go for learning perk that let's you become celibate and after that marry lustful woman. Then when "your" son inherits do the same and keep doing this in every generation. I'ma create Cuckoo dynasty and try it this evening
So I've tried it and it's possible. It took me 26 years but it's because i forgot i have less fertility for unlanded mod installed. I've disabled it after 20 years and it helped. Also it took me some time to figure out that marrying your female courtiers matrilineally to lustful men is helpful. And I've been divorcing my wives when they got past early thirties
I LOVE the fake sponsorship. It’s so refreshing to watch/hear when every channel is inundated with them these days! FYI I like video purely on that intro 👌🏻😂
What do you mean? Crotch Leaves is a very real sponsorship and they have made me a very rich Floove! Lol, thanks so much homie! It was just a random thought that popped in my head that I've been wanting to do for a while now. I promise I won't hit you with too many fake sponsorships!
+1 to this. Unsure if y’all are using discord or game voice chat, but if discord maybe you could separately recording the discord voice channel and put it in a box in the corner during editing
Yeahhhh I feel ya, I’ve been doing that for some others at the start, but this one was a bunch more people playing, a good number of deaths, and I figured….screw it lol. I’ll try and make it more apparent who is talking in the next ones
Crusader Kings content is divided into two kinds:
People going for world domination in the most efficient way possible and min-maxing every part of their campaign on the way,
and a group of friends coming together to commit an industrial amount of incest, adultery and killings of your loved ones.
There is no in-between.
I AM FOREVER ON THE SIDE OF THE WEIRD SOCIAL PAL WAY OF PLAYING
@@DaFloove As you should, this shit is hilarious, keep it going :D
Fitting that Porkchop was killed by a boar.
Challenge idea: Everyone starts unmarried. Marriages/relationships have to be approved by committee. Remember the Spice Girls saying, “if you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.”
Hahaha that sounds super interesting and fun. Also, probably a funny interaction video as we’d all have to discuss things. Like I actually stopped the game and made Astral and Tyler talk to me about why I should choose them. I think that made for one of the funniest parts. I like this idea, thanks!
All these characters look like they’re having an allergic reaction to nuts
AHAHAHAHAHA THEY DO
They look like they are allergic to air☠
i feel like you all have already done this in every other multiplayer video 😂
We truly do love each other…WE LITERALLY CANT STOP WE THINK IT’S HILARIOUS. Also, total one-trick ponies
@@DaFloove really handsome ponies... unlike horsechild.
And it’s entertaining every time
No no, that was casual spouse cheating. This is competitive.
True true. We actually had super low numbers in this game since we initially only tried sleeping with each others’ spouses, but they were all chaste and like 0% chances hahah. So we dropped that, I also dropped other rules that some focused on, it was all just a chaotic mess as usual
Dang everyone was pretty close in the end! I felt like my strategy to try and elope with everyone's wife was my undoing.
After proof watching it this morning I realized you would’ve won if it hadn’t been for a few factors (one of which was probably time-warp related)
I thought we were also losing points for having our relationships revealed, so I was trying to uncover everyone's lovers.
True, you were DaCeived though! Let’s be real, all competitive games from me are chaotic shitshow
I'm so glad you got a sponsor. Real brave of Crotch Leaves to back such a controversial video
Seriously. You think Crotch Leaves would be hitting up the vids without the leaves if ya know what I mean
Swimmy truly had an impactful role in this one...
I'd love to see a Lord Farquaad playthrough, this game seems built for it
Swimmy really changed the game this time!
most underrated channel in the world, i've been binge watching all your vids and i'm dying, also a very nice community you've fostered. all around, you love to see it!
Ahhh dude thanks so much for saying so! It’s been a super great time meeting new friends and making these vids - I am glad you are enjoying them!
DaFloove Cinematic CrusaderKingsverse now takes on a time travel arc, just like the Command and Conquer Red Alert series...
DaFloove is the Crusader Kings's Einstein!!!
Hahaha that’s quite funny given the opening to the next video - very relevant
Not sure if this has already been said, but "skew wiff" is British slang for wonky or lopsided. Like "I hung that picture up but now I look at it, it's all skew wiff". 05:00
Hahahaha I needed this more than you could ever realize
I’m simply waiting for the day we receive the greatest abnormality of a totally normal ck3 vid
I have legit thought about it AHAHA the new Game of Thrones mod update just came out and it’s looking real nice. Who knows… 👀
I love your multiplayer stuff, please more
Got one that should be out next week. I’m finally a bit ahead on editing for once. I’ll probably relax a bit, play the new AGOT update, then fall behind and hate myself! Don’t worry, I’ve got this down!
I like the effort and creativity displayed when you jumped timelines rather than just making a simpler transition. 😄
It was the forbidden position!
Haha thanks! It was kinda tough to determine what was going on really. There was a BUNCH of desyncs and some crashes. We were all playing the game, but the forbidden position was performed right at the start of the tournament. I’m pretty sure I beat Tyler in his game and mine. I thought I was going to make it more chaotic, but I think I did that with the randomness at the end haha
@@DaFlooveI’ve never played any CK game so I’m left wondering if the “Forbidden Position” is an actual game mechanic or eldritch knowledge. 😄
@rubixs9200 ohhhh, it’s definitely knowledge from the void 😈
now this is the e-sports im all here for
Erotic sports - OHHH I GET IT NOW
Hype hype hype faithful in every sense of the word
Hype!
Love your content this is my third time rewatching this video!
Aw thanks so much! Credit goes to the good people I get to play with. Their presence really has helped me grow the past month
Frenchie is to op in the art of medieval swingin.
He had the natural advantage
It’s a home-field advantage
Can we appreciate the irony of Porkchop dying to a pig
Hahaha exactly! It wasn’t lost on me either and I’m glad you said something
Hey! Edit: I was disqualified as soon as it started lol. I didn't even really watch much of it at all because I was expecting not to randomly crash all the time.
You had a big disadvantage too since you had other engagements to attend to. It’s all good! As long as we can laugh about the weirdness lol. We’ll get you more in another!
@@DaFloove Yeah I get it as well as the fact I've never done these types of CK3 challenges. As well as the fact I don't use a mic.
The last few championships have been a bit of a letdown, so I’m glad this year things seem to be looking up
We’ve struggled to get things back on track ever ‘19 when we had copious amounts of competition related injuries. I think we’re back tho
Dafloove always keeping it classy 😂
“Just a classy, traditional game of spouse sleepage!”
I've come up with a cool video idea. After starting as male character go for learning perk that let's you become celibate and after that marry lustful woman. Then when "your" son inherits do the same and keep doing this in every generation. I'ma create Cuckoo dynasty and try it this evening
So I've tried it and it's possible. It took me 26 years but it's because i forgot i have less fertility for unlanded mod installed. I've disabled it after 20 years and it helped. Also it took me some time to figure out that marrying your female courtiers matrilineally to lustful men is helpful. And I've been divorcing my wives when they got past early thirties
hahaha dude, that's a great idea!
Telling you these multiplayer videos are going to take you somewhere
Space? I hope you’re talking about outer space. I’ve always wanted to venture into space to try their ice cream.
@@DaFloove Home... it's been 34 years since you last called - mom
I LOVE the fake sponsorship. It’s so refreshing to watch/hear when every channel is inundated with them these days! FYI I like video purely on that intro 👌🏻😂
What do you mean? Crotch Leaves is a very real sponsorship and they have made me a very rich Floove! Lol, thanks so much homie! It was just a random thought that popped in my head that I've been wanting to do for a while now. I promise I won't hit you with too many fake sponsorships!
@@DaFloove Well it’s great idea! I can’t wait to see who will sponsor you next 🤣
Too bad you couldn't get Jim Nantz to give this the aura of The Masters.
Porkchop done in by a boar. I think there's a word for that: hilarious.
DUUUUDE, I’m glad you got that I was going for a masters thing at first.
You didn't even do the golf leaderboard or the clap yet when I got it, it definitely tracks.@@DaFloove
princess teef most goated character
Teef is/was amazing (dependent on which timeline you are currently living in)
BABY!!!
SQUIDWARD!
When do we not just have horse face but glitter hoof human hybrids? Maybe the dlc that's coming out in June?
I was about to put Horsechild in the time warp part, but decided not to hahaha
THE BOAAAAAAAAAAAR IS PREGNANT!
CHECK OUT THEM HIPS
I don't even know how to play this game, but the fact you can sleep with other people's wives is so hilarious
Your guy looks like Mickey Rourke
HAHAHAHHAHA YESSS!!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!! YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!
I know it takes a while but if you could add names for who's talking and maybe colour code it would be fantastic
+1 to this.
Unsure if y’all are using discord or game voice chat, but if discord maybe you could separately recording the discord voice channel and put it in a box in the corner during editing
Yeahhhh I feel ya, I’ve been doing that for some others at the start, but this one was a bunch more people playing, a good number of deaths, and I figured….screw it lol. I’ll try and make it more apparent who is talking in the next ones
baby!
BABY?!
BABY!
That background music though
Loud stuff, eh?
I have no words to describe how funny this is....
You can use baby’s sounds to describe it too if that helps. Thanks though homie!
The fact you said I wouldn't get *find love* and then you were the first lover 🤡
Yeah, I realized that too ahahaha
duke suga daddy's stubby < 3
Oh, you’ve seen it? ;p
@@DaFloove more than seen it
Prefect time for lunch
Two lunches, eh?
You've had first lunch, yes. But what about second lunch?
This is crazy relevant in relation to a vid I am preparing to make soon
Are the baby sounds from an actual baby in the background?
100% a real background baby
Can yiu do this irl challenge?
You're expecting a server full of CK3 players to have spouses.... Wait, I mean we all do. You know what, disregard this comment. ;D
I’m not into real life swinging, just medieval swingin!
I BEEFED!!!!!
You trying to have a Beef-off?
@@DaFloove ohh I’m ready to beef
goat upload
Oh damn. I’ll have to go check out goat’s vid. Where it at?
@@DaFlooveth-cam.com/video/w0G47EzdCyk/w-d-xo.htmlsi=3LvV7jO4tBkWZkCH
"Stay out of - of Sexy France's politics ... why don't you just stay over in Not France?"
Who said this? I like this guy!
Know someone in real life that'll win this 😂
Ohhhh, you’re too kind
Ah yes the Frenchiest of all wins, it totally wasn’t a French plot.
That Frenchie is just too handsome. Please nerf.
I failed to mention that he crashed, went to play Minecraft, and then the AI won it for him by seducing two more people haha
@@DaFloove all part of the plan
Brazil simulator
I’m going to Brazil!
Avoid Boars at All Costs 😭☹️
Or just the tusks
Hue hue jbxgbvkjc muhahA !
QUAWNNARREFALLARRKK
1 minute in and you already failed, you didn't make your character black
I made a drunk redhead. He was rare beef Wellington
Prefect time for lunch
Wutcha having?