When I played house flipper I always used to complete the job to 100% And then proceed to barricade all the doors and windows with brick walls so that the owners can't get into the freakin' house when they get home.
Proceeds to walk through the door, only to be stopped by a brick wall. I look at the wall up and down, then say "This house is... Perfect! It meets all of my criteria, an enclosed house with no windows." Offers 750,000 for the house.
Republicans - "We have to go right!" Democrats - "Fine, but not too far!" Republicans - "Oh, we won't... (We will though hehehe)" Democrats - "What?" Republicans - "What?"
@WhereasWallave4883 ... psst- Obama was among the most republican presidents we've ever had, with draconian border control policy, a republican healthcare plan that he strait up stole, and a heavy pro-war stance that focused on bombing people we don't like. We've gone so far right that a mild mannered centrist is now seen as the ultimate fringe left ... rather than, you know, actual hippie new-age crystal worship that never ends up making it into politics. Because left leaning voters can't stand for idiocy the same way right leaning voters happily will.
"House flipper is the sort of thing we'll all be playing for escapism in a few years, after society collapses" Did you even know how appropriate this joke would be by the year 2020?
I know that feeling well; I've experienced it quite a few times as I've built my own PCs, and it never goes entirely away. However, it's less about worrying if a fan blade will give me a central part, but whether I've just pissed $1000 down the toilet because I plugged something in wrong.
Bird_Dog what ive heard is they gave an ultimatum, make the indecent scenes decent or else you get the boot. Meanwhile witcher has tits, breasts and more boobs galore
No boobies allowed, eh? So, splattering the blood of 5000 bodies all accross the map is a-ok, but showing something even babies are allready intimately familiar with (literaly) is bad...
Bird_Dog its like the hot coffee fuss, moral arguements over petty things. The group that pushed valve to do it have stated they plan to tackle witcher but that series has way to much money in it to change
Just wanted you to know that Meth is actually the best way to clear a house of a Cockroach infestation. They flat out refuse to live in a house with meth being made or even Meth in the house
Roaches don't like certain smells like ammonia and whatever other chemicals that comprise meth. You don't have to do meth to know this. It's not a mystery. It's just not a practical compromise to have the smell of ammonia throughout your home.
Society hasn't collapsed yet, it's just the upper floors that are either cracked or collapsed but are still resting on the currently stable lower pillars of Society, that are themselves cracking from the pressure up above. So yeah, society is collapSING, not collapSED, but we're getting there.
My best moment in House Flipper was taking the mission in which you have to renovate a widowed man's house, and doing everything he asked...with the exception of mounting huge pictures of the Grim Reaper all around his house. Apparently he was thrilled with the makeover.
I played far lone sails last week. The summery of his feelings in that game are the same as mine. It just felt like the game was missing something. Good game but still it could have been better
Considering other games that gave us so much more and were so much worse? I actually felt it was pretty relaxing and honest with itself. Simple, but capable of identifying itself. What with the past couple years of series reboots and rebrands and relaunch's and all manner of games that have no clue what genre they even are. So yeah a dilute vegan salad is actually quite refreshing.
LOLed so hard at Yahtzee singing while mowing down granny imps! XD Also the Twix car with chocolate candies as fuel! Also the funny bits in House Flipper when the human shanks the female imp! XD
To each their own (especially when we come here to listen to Yahtzee shit all over games, not gush about them) but I personally loved Far. It was such a relaxing game, n I loved making my giant tank feel more personalised, by picking up random crap along the way, n taking it with me. A flower pot here, a chair there. N the way everything that isn't on a hook, falls over when you stop suddenly. Plus, I LOVE when games tell a story, just with the backgrounds and environment. Like in TLOU, when you'd be looting a house, and see clues as to who lived here, or in Dying Light, when you would see signs of escape attempts from people (like in old Town, you see a rope made from bedsheets, hanging out a window, with a van below half packed with stuff, but also a blood stain on the floor) Far does a great job of telling a story about a world that fell apart, and why it fell apart, without audio logs ruining the peaceful nature of the game, and turning it into background for an audio book, or text files you have to keep pausing to read. Plus, the way the machine gets upgrade or repaired along the way, making it clear there used to be lots of tanks like yours. To each their own, but I loved that game.
"Vegitable rights and peace", you never cease to amaze me Mr. Crowshaw. I genuinely believed I was going to go my entire life without seeing a Young Ones reference, thank you for changing that
Night Shift is embedded into my childhood memory and is easily accessible by listening to Paul Simon, as my uncle had an lp of it in his study where we played his old pc
Yatzee. You might wanna try Rimworld. It's a bit like dwarf fortress. Vanilla is excellent and if you get into the miles deep mods offerings. You'll find yourself losing hours in it.
B W its in its final beta. The game is functionaly complete. The dev is just doing final optimizations. I've never been into the colony simulator or tower defense genres. But it turns out when you make the two things touch wiggly bits. They produce one hell of a love child.... Also. Again. The mods... This game has a SKYRIM level modding community. It's amazing the depth of it all.
batshit insane? well lemme tell you a story. one time, there were three people in a mountainous area with caves, they lacked shelter and thusly seeked such out within the large confines of a cave. Little did they know, one such a cave held an ancient danger; they were all mauled by a horde of Spelopedes and Megascarabs.
Lemme tell you another story. There was a colony of 3 people. One of them was Ivan, a vat-grown super soldier who was the colony's hunter. Compared to the other 2 survivors, he could shoot a fly out of the air from a kilometer away with a spear fired from a cannon. He could repel pirate invasions of 5 alone with minor wounds. But then, one day, a squirrel in the area went mad and attacked him. Before he could kill it, it bit off his index finger (right hand) and clawed his left eye out. This, coupled with the fact that he slept outside for the last 2 days, ate without a table and didn't smoke Smokeleaf (the game's equivalent of weed) for quite some time made him go wild, strip himself naked and desert the colony, leaving the other 2 to die of hunger as they could not farm for shit.
I could just imagine having to keep people happy as one of your jobs in Far Out. So you are running away from the active volcano, you running around trying to make sure the ship doesn’t fall apart when a customer asks, “Can I have that bag of chips now?”
3:08 see personally I think ALL jobs are repetitive jobs since the modern era doesn’t have us really develope a craft but rather be a cog on a conveyor belt
House Flipper is strangely absorbing. I'm like never having that much fun with it but I can't wait to go home and spend hours cleaning a virtual house to flip it.
That house flipper review bit about this being what we would do to distract ourselves as the world crumbles around us hits way to close during the current apocalypse
Yahtzee has done a great job on this one. But he does not need to apologize for covering House Flipper. We all should enjoy a relaxing game once in a while.
Far got me back into PC gaming. Most games seem daunting when you look at the amount of time it would take to complete them so you just never download them and cancelling Humble Monthly made me feel like I was going to let children starve. I played it on a dreary PNW rainy day and it fit well enough for my COVID brain to move through. Then I put 80 hours into Elden Ring.
You know, while playing House Flippers, the thought came to me while playing about how Yatzhee would view this. I wasn't that far off the mark... though his video was funnier than the lines that popped into my head. Also I never thought he would actually review it either.
With a long summer ahead, I would like Yahtzee’s take on a three way comparison between Cloud Pirates, Dreadnought, and Fractured Space. However, when these games fail to run in a playable manner, Frostpunk could be worth a look. Disclaimer: should Yahtzee read this I am NOT telling him how to do his “job” just suggesting what he could review.
""House flipper is the kind of thing we'll all be playing for escapism in a few years after society collapses" --June 2018 Housing prices skyrocket, building materials double in price --May 2020 Trailer park homes worth nearly six digits --March 2021 *Dawn of the Third Year, One Year Remains*
I somewhat enjoyed House Flipper, but then I was told to install an electrical socket and paint a house. The painting part was easy, thing was that I couldn't fucking find the broken electrical socket I had to replace, neither could I find any place to "mount devices" on. I couldn't turn the fucking mission in until I installed that electrical socket, because painting the house was less than 60% of the work needed to be done (apparently).
I think a retro review on Chrono Trigger would be interesting. Every time you do bring up a JRPG, you often refer to games like Earthbound and Chrono Trigger, so I think it would be neat to here your insight on what a SNES game from over 20 years ago has over modern JRPGs that just utterly drain the player and you.
I tried to play Far: Lone Sails on my laptop, and lasted about a minute and a half before I physically taped the 'zoom' button down because I couldn't see shit with it zoomed out. I lasted about another five minutes before abandoning it completely purely for the lack of a toggle rather than a hold button. Didn't want to bugger up my eyes. Played a lot of house flipper though, until a random bug wiped my chosen office back to a dirty old frat house. Twice. Didn't care for it after that.
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"Stop kicking that Visual Novel developer in the stomach."
"Okay."
-Valve, as of literally hours ago.
He predicted the collapse but didn't realize it would be next year lol
*2 years
@@TheRelentlessTroll nice new comment
Cough Cough
Still collapsing my dude
@@Thateus19 it's Still Collapsing 1 month after your comment
When I played house flipper I always used to complete the job to 100%
And then proceed to barricade all the doors and windows with brick walls so that the owners can't get into the freakin' house when they get home.
Proceeds to walk through the door, only to be stopped by a brick wall. I look at the wall up and down, then say "This house is... Perfect! It meets all of my criteria, an enclosed house with no windows." Offers 750,000 for the house.
"Keep moving right until you can't anymore" Honestly that made my day
I know, that was inspired.
Every sports game
Republicans - "We have to go right!"
Democrats - "Fine, but not too far!"
Republicans - "Oh, we won't... (We will though hehehe)"
Democrats - "What?"
Republicans - "What?"
yungdotbe And then Obama kept going further and further left and the result has been Trump.
@WhereasWallave4883 ... psst- Obama was among the most republican presidents we've ever had, with draconian border control policy, a republican healthcare plan that he strait up stole, and a heavy pro-war stance that focused on bombing people we don't like. We've gone so far right that a mild mannered centrist is now seen as the ultimate fringe left ... rather than, you know, actual hippie new-age crystal worship that never ends up making it into politics. Because left leaning voters can't stand for idiocy the same way right leaning voters happily will.
"House flipper is the sort of thing we'll all be playing for escapism in a few years, after society collapses"
Did you even know how appropriate this joke would be by the year 2020?
Literally was looking for this joke !
Yahtzee predicted the future again.
True.
As someone who regularly plays Car Mechanic Simulator 2018 nowadays, I have to say that joke has aged incredibly well.
I always knew he was a prophet.
Yahtzee never ceases to surprise with his creativity and wordplay. Good work and keep at it!
"like turning on a self assembled pc for the first time and not knowing if it's going to run or embed a fan 2 inches in to your eye socket"
Gold
Bout to find out the hard way what he means.
I know that feeling well; I've experienced it quite a few times as I've built my own PCs, and it never goes entirely away. However, it's less about worrying if a fan blade will give me a central part, but whether I've just pissed $1000 down the toilet because I plugged something in wrong.
@@fighteer1 that's as 1000 I coulda spent on weed niqqa.
The part that surprised me most was Yahtzee acknowledging the Steam visual novel freakout.
What was that anyway?
I heard they were giving them the boot, then I heard they weren't...
Bird_Dog what ive heard is they gave an ultimatum, make the indecent scenes decent or else you get the boot. Meanwhile witcher has tits, breasts and more boobs galore
No boobies allowed, eh?
So, splattering the blood of 5000 bodies all accross the map is a-ok, but showing something even babies are allready intimately familiar with (literaly) is bad...
Sounds like American media to me; what's everyone complaining about?
Bird_Dog its like the hot coffee fuss, moral arguements over petty things. The group that pushed valve to do it have stated they plan to tackle witcher but that series has way to much money in it to change
Just wanted you to know that Meth is actually the best way to clear a house of a Cockroach infestation. They flat out refuse to live in a house with meth being made or even Meth in the house
seriously ? Sounds useful
And you know this, how?
He knows this by fucking traps and smoking meth in a crack house
I guess, but I was just trying to make that POTATOEMPN angry so he could explain how he knows that
Roaches don't like certain smells like ammonia and whatever other chemicals that comprise meth. You don't have to do meth to know this. It's not a mystery. It's just not a practical compromise to have the smell of ammonia throughout your home.
"after a long shift at my day job as an international jewel thief"
So all this time, Trilby was the one doing these reviews...
Wow that "this is what we'll all be playing after society collapses" joke was right on the money.
Keep in mind, he also noted, "In a few years". Hit the nail on the head with that one, oof.
Society hasn't collapsed yet, it's just the upper floors that are either cracked or collapsed but are still resting on the currently stable lower pillars of Society, that are themselves cracking from the pressure up above.
So yeah, society is collapSING, not collapSED, but we're getting there.
"Meth dealing cockroach farmers", I spit out my water. Reminds me of my childhood in the trailer park.
Home sweet home
CLANG CLANG CLANG GOES THE TROLLEY
RING RING RING GOES THE BELL
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH GO THE BONES OF THE OLD PEOPLE NOT GETTING OUT OF THE WAY
QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE GO THE FAN BOIS...
Hamish Marshall PARAPHRASE PARAPHRASE goes the troll.....
Yeah I saw the video I didn't need a recap
His best song though was the Deus Ex one imo. 🎼
Dan Leighton look up what paraphrase means.
My best moment in House Flipper was taking the mission in which you have to renovate a widowed man's house, and doing everything he asked...with the exception of mounting huge pictures of the Grim Reaper all around his house. Apparently he was thrilled with the makeover.
I played far lone sails last week. The summery of his feelings in that game are the same as mine. It just felt like the game was missing something. Good game but still it could have been better
Considering other games that gave us so much more and were so much worse?
I actually felt it was pretty relaxing and honest with itself. Simple, but capable of identifying itself. What with the past couple years of series reboots and rebrands and relaunch's and all manner of games that have no clue what genre they even are. So yeah a dilute vegan salad is actually quite refreshing.
That's nice and all
But carrier landings to smooth jazz?
Maybe adding bacon could fix it?
It works on most vegan dishes.
Iron, what the hell? you watch Zero Punctuation?
Try Raft.
0:55 well that joke aged well didn't it.....
LOLed so hard at Yahtzee singing while mowing down granny imps! XD Also the Twix car with chocolate candies as fuel! Also the funny bits in House Flipper when the human shanks the female imp! XD
Yes I too watched the exact same video as you
To each their own (especially when we come here to listen to Yahtzee shit all over games, not gush about them) but I personally loved Far.
It was such a relaxing game, n I loved making my giant tank feel more personalised, by picking up random crap along the way, n taking it with me.
A flower pot here, a chair there. N the way everything that isn't on a hook, falls over when you stop suddenly.
Plus, I LOVE when games tell a story, just with the backgrounds and environment.
Like in TLOU, when you'd be looting a house, and see clues as to who lived here, or in Dying Light, when you would see signs of escape attempts from people (like in old Town, you see a rope made from bedsheets, hanging out a window, with a van below half packed with stuff, but also a blood stain on the floor)
Far does a great job of telling a story about a world that fell apart, and why it fell apart, without audio logs ruining the peaceful nature of the game, and turning it into background for an audio book, or text files you have to keep pausing to read.
Plus, the way the machine gets upgrade or repaired along the way, making it clear there used to be lots of tanks like yours.
To each their own, but I loved that game.
Thank you Yahtzee, for making me think “Y’know, I might actually enjoy reading an IKEA manual.”
"Keep moving right until you can't anymore". Genuis.
Didn't expect a Meet Me in St Louis reference. Gave me a good chuckle. :)
His Detroid: Become Human review is absolutely brutal
Hubblebub Lumbubwub you freaking troll !
Trooooolll
It was, i just hate that i have to use the awful escapist website to see next weeks episode early.
Shit, i wrote detroid instead of detroit. I'm too used to writing metroid and android.
MrOrkhammer it really is the worst website to navigate that I’ve ever been on. So many ads and trash everywhere...
I can’t believe he predicted the self isolation
"Vegitable rights and peace", you never cease to amaze me Mr. Crowshaw. I genuinely believed I was going to go my entire life without seeing a Young Ones reference, thank you for changing that
Can't wait for his review on the latest from DAHYVID CAYGE
just saw it and its brutal.
Saban Tander David Cage deserves RESPECT and not hate.
Monkey.D Luffy David Cage is a hack.
oh hi David, didn't know you were a One Piece fan.
Saban Tander It's already been uploaded to The Escapist site.
have you tried open plan bathrooms?
The fact that I get that makes me happy.
What is the appeal of an open plan bathroom?
Exactly
ah, yes; the new forefront of interior design. fucking bathrooms that a r e n ' t b a t h r o o m s
House Flipper sounds like a fan made Game of Thrones noble house that is headed by dolphins
1:15 "Our house, in the middle of our house"
IKR
Night Shift is embedded into my childhood memory and is easily accessible by listening to Paul Simon, as my uncle had an lp of it in his study where we played his old pc
3:40 the most relatable thing Yahtzee has said since Yoshi’s Wooly World.
"disappointingly low on st(e)akes" killed me lol
"A funny thing he said in the video" LOL.
Kids playing House Flipper are probably like, "Tee-hee I'm adulting!"
Brian Johnson Adults too. "Oh look at the floor plan I've layed out!"
Hey, it gives em SOME way to practise. Could be worse.
The Sims was gonna be what House Flipper is...sort of. Only with estate agents telling you what they think. This doll house thing came after.
Yatzee. You might wanna try Rimworld. It's a bit like dwarf fortress.
Vanilla is excellent and if you get into the miles deep mods offerings. You'll find yourself losing hours in it.
isn't Rimworld still early access?
B W its in its final beta. The game is functionaly complete. The dev is just doing final optimizations.
I've never been into the colony simulator or tower defense genres. But it turns out when you make the two things touch wiggly bits.
They produce one hell of a love child....
Also. Again. The mods... This game has a SKYRIM level modding community. It's amazing the depth of it all.
Yes but is it as batshit insane as Dwarf Fortress?
Now I want Yahtzee to review Dwarf Fortress. Pleasepleasepleaseplease
batshit insane? well lemme tell you a story.
one time, there were three people in a mountainous area with caves, they lacked shelter and thusly seeked such out within the large confines of a cave. Little did they know, one such a cave held an ancient danger; they were all mauled by a horde of Spelopedes and Megascarabs.
Lemme tell you another story.
There was a colony of 3 people. One of them was Ivan, a vat-grown super soldier who was the colony's hunter. Compared to the other 2 survivors, he could shoot a fly out of the air from a kilometer away with a spear fired from a cannon. He could repel pirate invasions of 5 alone with minor wounds.
But then, one day, a squirrel in the area went mad and attacked him. Before he could kill it, it bit off his index finger (right hand) and clawed his left eye out. This, coupled with the fact that he slept outside for the last 2 days, ate without a table and didn't smoke Smokeleaf (the game's equivalent of weed) for quite some time made him go wild, strip himself naked and desert the colony, leaving the other 2 to die of hunger as they could not farm for shit.
Looking forward to a Zero Punctuation review of Vampyr
JZ is going to have a field day with that name...
Collin Mazzeno Vampyr is just lackluster.
Yeah that's the point. It's one of those games you take glee at watching get ripped apart.
I have had a lot of fun with it so far.
Then again anything mediocre would look good considering the last GREAT vampire game was The Masquerade. FFS
Knowing that Yahtzee will one day review *HuniePop*
it fills me with determination!
how did you reply to that 11 minutes ago when the comment was posted 6 minutes ago.
Paradox Acres HMM
Can I borrow some of it?
I gonna need it for the exam I have tomorrow and you sure have loads more than me
+1 for your determination
Fills me with something else😏
00:56 you didn't know how right you'd be.
House Flipper felt far more satisfying than Viscera Cleanup Detail
We certainly do have more time now to play such games. You were right.
For years I thought you were totalbiscut, I'm glad you are still alive.
Lone sails sounds fine as a title
I could just imagine having to keep people happy as one of your jobs in Far Out. So you are running away from the active volcano, you running around trying to make sure the ship doesn’t fall apart when a customer asks, “Can I have that bag of chips now?”
3:08 see personally I think ALL jobs are repetitive jobs since the modern era doesn’t have us really develope a craft but rather be a cog on a conveyor belt
House Flipper is strangely absorbing. I'm like never having that much fun with it but I can't wait to go home and spend hours cleaning a virtual house to flip it.
Just like many other TH-camrs, he enjoys House Flipper, it's weird that so many people enjoy it more than actually cleaning their own house.
Java Monsoon
*gets flashbacks*
In Soviet...
*sits there in terror*
I heard the Trolley Song on the radio today and needed to hunt this down for my sanity's sake.
BTW: Yahtzee did an entire Let's Play of Nightshift if you want to see more.
I've been wanting to get House Flipper for myself, and I'm so glad you've reviewed it
I kinda want an open world kind of game with the land ship from Far Lone Bollocks
the trolly song reference killed me
*"- JUST WALK AWAY"*
"This shit again." :'(
You have a really beautiful singing voice!
Holy shit yahtzee that last joke is 2018s turn of phrase of the year
Was there just a Meet Me In Saint Louis reference in my post-2010 indie video game review?
Love the content keep up the great work yahtzee
"Heath Robinson Machine"? You just opened my eyes to a duel of supremacy between him and Rube Goldberg.
That house flipper review bit about this being what we would do to distract ourselves as the world crumbles around us hits way to close during the current apocalypse
I guess it´s time to play House Flipper now that Society is collapsing
Yahtzee has done a great job on this one. But he does not need to apologize for covering House Flipper. We all should enjoy a relaxing game once in a while.
I still think you have a glorious time playing lost odyssey
I don't think Yahtzee ever figured out you can walk in Viscera Cleanup Detail...
"Fucking cage got stuck again."
Gold.
I found your content on Tubi TV so I subscribed to the the channel because it was funny as hell
You should review Just Shapes and Beats, it is a wonderful game that hasn’t got much recognition
lotta mad max references in this one lmao
Ug i loved binging your videos so much joined your subs about 3 weeks ago a lot you so much
Far got me back into PC gaming. Most games seem daunting when you look at the amount of time it would take to complete them so you just never download them and cancelling Humble Monthly made me feel like I was going to let children starve. I played it on a dreary PNW rainy day and it fit well enough for my COVID brain to move through. Then I put 80 hours into Elden Ring.
Listening to your videos is pretty much like listening to a machine gun. And I can dig it.
Disappointingly low steaks is one of the best lines I’ve heard in a while, nice vid as always Yahtzee.
You still haven't done Kerbal Space Program, why not that one?
I know this is old but i would assume it would take time to get into it that yahtzee dosen't have
Can't wait for him to review _A Pirate's Fate._
Seeing if your self-assembled PC will boot for the first time is always scary.
A Wizard of Legend review would be cool
watches a "negative" review of a game from Yahtzee -> adds that game to a wishlist on Steam based on said review
I loved Night Shift when I was a kid! I wanted those action figures to be real.
Oh hey that's the computer case i have
I see *only* Zero Punctuation videos, I subscribe. **click**
Great choices in Celebrity Biographies. Connected in a way too.
Yahtzee you've got the voice of a tv doctor! :D
0:35 prey in a nutshell
One Mad Max reference for each game. Not bad.
Seeing him toss Wizards of Legend into the trash was refreshing to see. Fucking that game is fun for like 5 minutes maybe 10.
did not expect these games,but hoped you would review them
Oh hey! Mouse Trap! The board game that always had something missing when you were trying to set it up.
You know, while playing House Flippers, the thought came to me while playing about how Yatzhee would view this. I wasn't that far off the mark...
though his video was funnier than the lines that popped into my head.
Also I never thought he would actually review it either.
With a long summer ahead, I would like Yahtzee’s take on a three way comparison between Cloud Pirates, Dreadnought, and Fractured Space. However, when these games fail to run in a playable manner, Frostpunk could be worth a look.
Disclaimer: should Yahtzee read this I am NOT telling him how to do his “job” just suggesting what he could review.
3:13
But “keep moving right until you can’t anymore” was from the 1985 Super Mario Bros. school of game design.
He's referring to right-wing politics.
SR Brant Well, I guess this is why I’m a game designer and not a politician.
So this year
I was waiting for this review.
I want to see a Just Shapes and Beats review here.
The only thing good about E3 the past few years is the ZP video that comes after. Can’t wait for this one!
Play Stardew Valley with Cardinal Richelieu. Pretty pretty pretty pretty please.
sometimes i just watch these for the intro
That George bush joke almost killed me.
On my birthday,nice.
""House flipper is the kind of thing we'll all be playing for escapism in a few years after society collapses"
--June 2018
Housing prices skyrocket, building materials double in price
--May 2020
Trailer park homes worth nearly six digits
--March 2021
*Dawn of the Third Year, One Year Remains*
That "post-9/11 politics" bit fucking got me, holy shit
I somewhat enjoyed House Flipper, but then I was told to install an electrical socket and paint a house.
The painting part was easy, thing was that I couldn't fucking find the broken electrical socket I had to replace, neither could I find any place to "mount devices" on.
I couldn't turn the fucking mission in until I installed that electrical socket, because painting the house was less than 60% of the work needed to be done (apparently).
I think a retro review on Chrono Trigger would be interesting. Every time you do bring up a JRPG, you often refer to games like Earthbound and Chrono Trigger, so I think it would be neat to here your insight on what a SNES game from over 20 years ago has over modern JRPGs that just utterly drain the player and you.
I tried to play Far: Lone Sails on my laptop, and lasted about a minute and a half before I physically taped the 'zoom' button down because I couldn't see shit with it zoomed out. I lasted about another five minutes before abandoning it completely purely for the lack of a toggle rather than a hold button. Didn't want to bugger up my eyes.
Played a lot of house flipper though, until a random bug wiped my chosen office back to a dirty old frat house. Twice. Didn't care for it after that.