Mark Goldbridge's originality is one of the reasons why I love him alot, he does say bloody prat and swivel on it alot but he also comes up with the most uniquely stupid *and funny* phrases.
Ultimate in FIFA 22 is brutal tbf. The ai play like prime Barca and every shot is smashed into the top corner at lightning speeds. I’ve played FIFA since 07 and never played against an AI like it.
I feel his frustrations but when you admit you are expecting the AI to play the game for you at the back you’re setting yourself up to fail for sure :D
If you've played the game you know that sometimes it just refuses to switch and at the same time the defender is running bloody who knows where on its own
@@TheMasterpiecePD I know player switching is horrendous, gotta get use to the analogue switching. Changed my game. AI defending (positionally) has always been dreadful regardless of stats
@@kristoferhailes4627 What bothers me is that if it’s the AI for my opponent, best believe they’ll act fast to get the ball of you, but if it’s AI on my side, it could be 5-on-1 and the Sunday league attacker’s going to SOMEHOW get free every time. Tackled off the ball? Ball bounces off of a defender back to the attacker. One-on-one with GK. Easy goal. Fricking clockwork.
Mark gets beat on Legendary : This is bent I'm changing difficulty Mark gets beat on Ultimate : This is bent I'm changing the sliders Mark concedes a penalty : This is bent I'm turning off penalties Mark loses a game because of crap passing at the back : This is bent the controller must be broken Mark concedes in the last minute because he refused to substitute knackered players : This is bent it's scripted
Legendary on Fifa 22 is insanely difficult, the opposition keeps doing tricks in the box and you can’t get near them, I played with Liverpool first and got around because I always used to outscore the opposition, I’m playing with West Ham now on a slightly bad controller and I get absolutely hammered every game
Turn off hand balls in the box. It happens way too much lol. I’ve had it happen once 2-3 times a game for half a season in FIFA 18. Since. I kept it off
I put the slider into 100 on marking and almost 90 on player run up. I lowered their marking and their run up. This 2 sliders make the game playable for me. No more tiki taka in my face and no more through ball for their wing back
Mostly chances are cursed because legendary difficulty or ultimate difficulty makes you look like horrible it's unplayable and it makes you to say the words that don't even mean something 😂
Completely agree my career save the difficulty has gone mental and all my players have suddenly turned into vegetables can’t string a pas together players with 90+ pace getting out ran by defenders with 70 odd
Mark goldbridge. 1st thing hilarious 😂 2nd defending tip is to control 1 player making somebody jockeying who you think is going to receive the ball and hold R1 for another player to contain the player with the ball 😉
What I like to do with my CDM is buy someone who is strong like casemiro who he can just bully off the ball and keep him on “defend while attacking” for m LB and RB I try to bring in pacey defenders who have good stamina and also keep them on “stay back while attacking” and let the front 5 do all the attacking. That way if the other team does get a counter on me. I automatically have 5 defenders waiting for them. I like this concept but the key part is you have to keep possession. U can’t play a back and forth game. Keep possession, suffocate them, and don’t let them out
Mark Goldbridge's originality is one of the reasons why I love him alot, he does say bloody prat and swivel on it alot but he also comes up with the most uniquely stupid *and funny* phrases.
"Is he off to Tesco to do his shopping" 😂😂
Hes not original at all its all copied from his messiah Alan partridge
“You’re as useless as tits on a nun”
@@spencersandmark ok
“as useful as a concrete parachute!”
"Don't even look at me sterling, don't look at me" 😂😂😂😂
I can't 🤣
Nn
1:33
He begs as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The comment I was looking for 😂😂😂😂
Everything is calm until sterling looks at mark
1:33
8:30 This level of passing inside the box by the AI is impossible by human standards.
there is no way you can take the ball away from them, they just pass it too fast and with extremly accuracy, it's painful
@@itscreepyguyFr the only way to stop it is by somehow getting people to mark them
I score one like that daily
"Is he off to Tesco to do his shopping?" 😂😂
💀😂😂
Hh
Don't forget Ur Tesco club card u git
Then Mark would say, ‘Remember to bring bloody Tesco card’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr I am laughing as well
It's like he's forgetting he's controlling them to go full pundit 😂
*Don't you pray you've only exised for only 10yrs*
I'm done🤣🤣
Yawn!!!!!
😂😂😂
9:47 almost spilled my tea 😂😂😂😂😂
6:51 what’s going on there 😂
7:27 that was a horrendous dive 😂
I'd have sacked this goalkeeper lmao
2:53 "don't you pray, you only existed for 10 years" 😂
And Charles qhah
10 amazing years with more trophies than united🤷🏼♂️
@@sasorihan4112 what an UCL trophy for Man City!
@@tama800 cant hear you from there , go and win the conference league for the sake of history fc!!
@@sasorihan4112 my favourite team has won 6 ucl 😂 and your team will never win ucl in the future
I watch his FIFA videos then I watch his real-life reaction to ManU’s defending and I can’t tell them apart 😂
Pretty realistic defending, gotta give the coders mad props for this
3:20 "Matic bloody hell what they done to ya face there mate look like ya been stug by bee there"😆😅😂🤣😭💀
3:01 Get in the bin, fanta pants😂😂😂
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This AI actually looks unplayable tbf.
Grealish plays like his price tag in the game. Hahaha gotta love mark
Mark has been dreadful in fifa 22😂😂
He’s dreadful in every Fifa
Ultimate in FIFA 22 is brutal tbf. The ai play like prime Barca and every shot is smashed into the top corner at lightning speeds. I’ve played FIFA since 07 and never played against an AI like it.
@@ItsAv3rageGamer Hes on legendary
@@Huss_3 legendary is still ridiculously hard too and plenty of this footage is on Ultimate.
@@Huss_3 yeah but some of these clips he was on ultimate
Mark: Shoots lightly on the groumd right in the middle
Also Mark: "HoW hAs He SaVeD tHaT!?!?!?!?!?!?"
1:34 this is me😂
It’s the way he rages quieter than his normal voice that cracks me up, just fake whispering nonsense
9:35 i think thats the problem mate, you gotta actually control the players you want to defend with 😂😂😭.
I feel his frustrations but when you admit you are expecting the AI to play the game for you at the back you’re setting yourself up to fail for sure :D
If you've played the game you know that sometimes it just refuses to switch and at the same time the defender is running bloody who knows where on its own
@@TheMasterpiecePD I know player switching is horrendous, gotta get use to the analogue switching. Changed my game. AI defending (positionally) has always been dreadful regardless of stats
@@kristoferhailes4627 What bothers me is that if it’s the AI for my opponent, best believe they’ll act fast to get the ball of you, but if it’s AI on my side, it could be 5-on-1 and the Sunday league attacker’s going to SOMEHOW get free every time. Tackled off the ball? Ball bounces off of a defender back to the attacker. One-on-one with GK. Easy goal. Fricking clockwork.
Mark gets beat on Legendary : This is bent I'm changing difficulty
Mark gets beat on Ultimate : This is bent I'm changing the sliders
Mark concedes a penalty : This is bent I'm turning off penalties
Mark loses a game because of crap passing at the back : This is bent the controller must be broken
Mark concedes in the last minute because he refused to substitute knackered players : This is bent it's scripted
Legendary on Fifa 22 is insanely difficult, the opposition keeps doing tricks in the box and you can’t get near them, I played with Liverpool first and got around because I always used to outscore the opposition, I’m playing with West Ham now on a slightly bad controller and I get absolutely hammered every game
Pun intended
Fifa 22 will make you feel like you’re going mad at times though. You can try and do the exact same thing and get a completely different result
dont even look at me
Just did
“Don’t even look at me sterling” 😭💀
Goldbridge prenounces van de Beek like a person from the Netherlands (where I am from). Really outstanding 👏 👌
9:45 I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂
“I’m jack grealish I a hero here wow I’m also known as freakish” 🤣🤣🤣
If you’re having a bad day, this will cheer you up 🤣
Matic’s face!!!! 😂😂😂😂
"He has done it again" nahh this guy every time he is "fuming" he always says that, it never get old
8:03 😂😂😂
Mark is youtube gold❤😂. I just love the guy❤😂
Where the fuck is Varane going. Is he off to Tesco's to do his shopping?. I died. 🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why would you have handballs on in Fifa? As if it isn’t random enough as it is
‘ NINETY SIX MINUTES ninety sfive minutes’ 🤣
" Don't you pray, You've only been alive 10 years "
Goldbrigde slandering the computer fan...
"Paul Pogba. He might as well be Paul Parker"😂😂
Goldbridge is the best FIFA Career Mode channel on TH-cam 😂
Paul Pogba new name in passport: Paul Pogba Parker
Police: Who even are you?
Paul Pogba: Um 😂😂😂
''you didn't exist for 10 years'' bro just humiliated every man city fan
He said : they have only existed for 10 yrs
Thats a vio aswell
3:46 The worst limbs i’ve ever seen.
I lost it at 7:08 xD, Absolute class.
😂😂
Fifa 22 very realistic with the police and fans praying in the stadium
how do you even defend these goals crazy
1:58 purse and look at the police
Love the content mark love to visit you one day
Someone tell Mr goldbridge to start using jockey LMAO.. 4 years
Turn off hand balls in the box. It happens way too much lol. I’ve had it happen once 2-3 times a game for half a season in FIFA 18. Since. I kept it off
When mark scored that goal against man city were the cops dancing when they made with 3-2
"Get in the bin, Fanta pants" lmao
"bye bye top 4 you cu- you pricks" 😂
The matic comment as it was fading out was hilarious!
He uses the replay as VAR😂😂
I love him as a youtuber and i m a liverpool fan
Me2😂
I put the slider into 100 on marking and almost 90 on player run up. I lowered their marking and their run up. This 2 sliders make the game playable for me. No more tiki taka in my face and no more through ball for their wing back
3:00 fanta pants 😭😭😭
I turned handball on thinking it would be cool and realistic I turned it off 3 minutes later lmao
Bro has to play fifa to watch his club succeed 💀
His Grealish impression😂
🤣🤣🤣It's either this guy is cursed or he's a goat at scripting
or both. he is a youtuber
Mostly chances are cursed because legendary difficulty or ultimate difficulty makes you look like horrible it's unplayable and it makes you to say the words that don't even mean something 😂
6:50 what in gods earth happened to that poor Leicester player
I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's the only way utd can beat city..on fifa.
What like the last few seasons??
Bitters as always 😅
😬😬😬
The highlights from the city game at the end are hilarious
Just cancelled my evening plans to watch a British bloke rage at a football game.
Glorious
This video is gold
0:20 bruno last night:
well this even happends on worldclass to be honnest
Imagine playing world
Class
@@jisunggoat960 more enjoyable than ultimate and legendary
@@jisunggoat960 you don’t need to imagine it cuz you’re already doing it 🤡
@@xCrownMonarchsGamingx how you felt after saying that 👹☠🥶
He shouts in lower case 😂
Completely agree my career save the difficulty has gone mental and all my players have suddenly turned into vegetables can’t string a pas together players with 90+ pace getting out ran by defenders with 70 odd
2:38 Fergie time reverse.
3:22 it’s always bloody matic 😂😂
Don’t look at me Sterling 😂😂😂
'False 9's got 2 goals in no time because Varane's off to do his fucking shopping.'
0:30 That Goal has nothing to do with realistic football.
It’s the same sht again. Every time! You’re not wrong Mark because you try and pass the ball out when there’s like 6 opponents in your box xD
7:09 made my sides hurt 😂
“Don’t Even LOOK AT ME Sterling!” Nah Bro I have 98 Rated Of Sterling On FC Mobile That Lead My Team Up To 99 OVR
fifa mobile yk💀
Mark goldbridge. 1st thing hilarious 😂 2nd defending tip is to control 1 player making somebody jockeying who you think is going to receive the ball and hold R1 for another player to contain the player with the ball 😉
0:32 *African Voice* You have Seen DEFEAT 😂
He's right though about the CDM on this game you can have him cutting passing lanes and dropping between the defenders but it does nothing
The coders are the smiling troll drawing guy.
Hey mate how you been
What I like to do with my CDM is buy someone who is strong like casemiro who he can just bully off the ball and keep him on “defend while attacking” for m LB and RB I try to bring in pacey defenders who have good stamina and also keep them on “stay back while attacking” and let the front 5 do all the attacking. That way if the other team does get a counter on me. I automatically have 5 defenders waiting for them. I like this concept but the key part is you have to keep possession. U can’t play a back and forth game. Keep possession, suffocate them, and don’t let them out
It is true defensive AI is shite, it’s like you have to control 1 defender to defend the whole opponent lol
2:54 u have only existed for 10 yrs 🗿💀
1:04 sob
Wooooooo it's jam on toast🤣💙
What difficulty is this one. Me and my mate took swfc from league one to win champion’s league. On world class
4:40 bad Goldbridge but that’s not a penalty.
this year, Ai is pretty insane
Get in the bin fanta pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:59 Smug grelish 😂
Love see jack get a hat trick 😉😂
3:21 🐝 😂
Never seen that clip of him nearly saying cunts😂
Grelishes goal assisted by de gea was funny
You missed pen on purpose for the camera lol
10:48 what’s going on with the crowd 😂
I just love how he is as bad as the real Manchester United team