mark gets a red card option 1. make fun of the ref for being bald 2. blame de gea 3. say that would never happen in real life 4. say thats not even a yellow 5. or blame it on being scripted
The fact that he expects the AI to sympathize with the player because it's a cup final and the defender has every right to make a late, two footed challenge in a 1v1 is hilarious, lmao
I used to play sensible soccer on the megadrive against my mate 30 years ago, every time I beat him he sounded like goldbridge. Blaming the moon's gravitational pull on the earth for him letting a goal in.
The last one is so relatable😂😂 There's something about Sterling that makes me wanna slide tackle him not caring about the consequences on every FUT team that has his cheetah-paced ass 😂😂
My favourite part of these is when he complains on how “its not a bloody red!” Then uses instant replay as var and proceeds to say “yeah its a little late but its not a red, its a red card”
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Mark reason y poggy is red card bc hes last player back and he never got ball 1st
I like how he's already knowing it's a red just by the ref's animation
mark gets a red card option
1. make fun of the ref for being bald
2. blame de gea
3. say that would never happen in real life
4. say thats not even a yellow
5. or blame it on being scripted
That's not the pass a played haha
6. Check to see if Kevin Friend is the referee 😂😂🙌
Wat a prat
Oh my life!!!
Full kit wanker
Mark: makes terrible tackle
Ref:gives pogba red
Mark:get stuffed
pogba: 2 foot leg breaking tackle
ref: red card
mark: how's that a red card
@@IcantfindGavin lol yh🤣🤣🤣
So funny though. I can’t help but love the guy.
Yt
1:00
00:23 it's very late
It gets me everytime 😂😂😂
The transition hahaha
I still don't think it's a red card
Yhes
Fr lool so funny man 😭
Why does Bruno look like that :/
Mark and red cards are the greatest love story ever told
And Burnley*
Better love story than ramos and red cards
Have you seen mark and the goal line technology
I love it when he goes from 0-100 and then from 100-0 after seeing the replays.
*flies into the opponent with studs high and breaks 3 bones in his body*
"HOW IS THAT A BLOODY RED?!!?!?!"
'IT'S NEVER A RED... it's very late' 😂😂
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not even a yellow
It's a bloody red, with the blood coming from the player he violently tackled.
Goldbridge: "THATS NEVER A RED"
also Goldbridge: "its very late"
The fact that he expects the AI to sympathize with the player because it's a cup final and the defender has every right to make a late, two footed challenge in a 1v1 is hilarious, lmao
He also kept saying he had a hatrick
@@genesblades4827 Because he did
1:41 “yeah alright it was a red”😂
Bruno pulls out a Glock 9mm and shoots the opponent in the head 6 times.
Mark: "That's never a red card! It was a legitimate attempt to win the ball!"
"He's had the shot!" So feel free to completely snap the player
😂😂😂
Reminds me of Pickford
Michael Oliver - 'It's offside, so you can shatter VVD's ACL'
Yeah I never understood that logic
Its a pen and a yellow. The red card element is denying the goal scoring opportunity which he hasn’t done if he got the shot away unchallenged
@@Ldoggmillionaire Could easily justify that as dangerous play. Clears out the player from behind.
2:57 ''silly by me but he could have avoided that tackle'' 😂😂
5:27 Even when he gets a yellow he gets a red
Second yellow maybe?
Idk
@@papaintsiful7084 Nah they'd show a second yellow animation if that was the case, bruno was never booked beforehand
That was funny lol
@@papaintsiful7084 nah you can see in the clip bruno isn’t on a yellow
9:30 even the United Fans 👏🏼 for this red 😂
But the Red Yellow and the Chelsea Fans made my day 😂
Mark: How is that a red?
Also Mark: Kills an innocent player.
It's like this guy sees a Burnley player when he tackles lmao.
"brilliant tackle"
*red card
The first clip had me dead 😂😂 "BrUnO" 😂😂
The scream lmaoo
Oh YoU'rE JoKiNg! NeVeR a ReD CaRd! 😂😂
The fact there’s a compilation of his reds on the game for 2 versions says it all 😂😂😂
0:38 Mark is a legend 😂😂
Everyone's nightmare place
People: Hell
Goldbridge: Turf Moor
More like anywhere against burnley
Mark is so confident with the challenge and the moment he realises it’s a red it makes me crack up
The “it’s very late” is comedy gold and always will be
"NEVER A RED"..."ALRIGHT ITS A RED"
8:10
“It’s late…it’s not a red, it just LOOKS bad”🤣🤣😭😭
It actually isn't a red tbf because where is the excessive force he's made light contact with his knees not even the boot
We need a comp of Mark saying What a Prat
He’s the only person to be 1v1 with the goalkeeper, and still get a red card.
Mark: takled someone from behind and injers him
Also mark: THATS NEVER A READ
What an ironic name
Where you never able to go to school
@@itzyaboi7485 *where* were you not able to go to school either
Can we have all of goldbridges meltdowns at Kevin friend please 😂
Kevin Friend is not your friend 😂😂😂
We have had clips of him raging at Kevin friend
He's on full kit just kills me hahaha
5:28 BEST PART!
that oh get stuffed get stuffed always get me off guard .
"that's a good tackle by Donny, great tackle"
Moments before disaster
its so funny how Goldbridge complains at the players for getting reds when he controls them
It's part of the fun of the game.
Also it makes it easy to not be the player's fault.
I love the shock on his face after every Red Card 😂😂
Most them is clear as day mak it even more funny
the yellow that the game registered as a red was hilarious, PMSL
When fifa goes Colorblind
Mark: Judo kicks Salah’s crotch in his penalty box in front of Salah’s mother in the stands
Ref: Gives a red
Mark: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
You missed one of the best Red cards of last season. The one I guess he got for Nathan Ake. Man spit out the water in his mouth😂🤣
Goldbridge murders someone and stabs them 30 times
Judge sends him to jail
Mark:"THATS NEVER A JAIL PUNISHMENT"
"Let him know, how's your father". LMFAO
U missed the moment where he gets a red when he's drinking water and then he goes WHAT RED CARD? RED CARD?.. that's the most iconic red card moment
Mark: decapitates opponent
Also Mark: it just looks bad
I love the realisation of when theyre actually reds😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious
0:53 brilliant tackle 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:58 no truer words have ever been spoken
1:14 put on a bobble hat and jog on🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mark: _loses ball_
Man U player: "Ah shit- here we go again."
“It’s not a red, it just looks bad”😂😂
The best part, is always marks realisation that its a fair red card.
There's a difference between "going for a tackle" and "breaking the player's ankles in the process"
It's always Van de Beek that gets sent off 😂
I like how mark does a dirty tackle and sit innocently waiting for a yellow card🤣🤣
"IT'S NEVER A RED"
"...it's very late"
1:54 "GET STUFFED"
I saw this suggestion before and was waiting for this vid
"It's *_never_* a red! It's very late." LOL
I cant believe I've never seen these before absolutely brilliant man
Mark: snaps he’s legs
Ref sends him of
Mark: ‘Get stuffed that was a brilliant tackle’
I used to play sensible soccer on the megadrive against my mate 30 years ago, every time I beat him he sounded like goldbridge. Blaming the moon's gravitational pull on the earth for him letting a goal in.
4:04 don’t touch him robbo🤣🤣
Destroys the enemy player's legs
Mark: *That is never a red card!*
Half of this is either Bruno or Pogba being sent off 😂😂😂
He gets so many red cards that he knows all the red card animations XD
Haha brilliant mark !! Your rage moments are top .. we always watch you live from Iraq 🇮🇶 keeps us lads entertained out here
Have some of that Sterling... 9:26 ... I did it on purpose... hahaha 😂 Best of the lot by far... 🤣🤣😂
3:21 Tackle was after the play and endangered the safety. Automatic red card
Bro its clear as day man said he taken the shot already that make no sense lol
love it how he says "hes an idiot" when hes the one constantly pressing slide xDD
Love your videos keep up the good work and stay safe
6:44 maguire against England
Soo accurate.
When he watches replays, he always says yes it's a red
Goldbridge : That’s never a red!
Also goldbridge 3 seconds later: it’s very late
2:41 "Punch him, yes" 😂😂
Alternate title:Mark Goldbridge “THATS NEVER A RED” compilation
"Ohhhh shut up!" Lol, telling the ref to shut up when he gives you a card
Lets go hope he reaches 10k pounds by the end of the day
The whole of first one is hilarious but when he actually gets the card I buckle every time 😂😂
1:52 he should give Vikings a second go n’all
The last one is so relatable😂😂 There's something about Sterling that makes me wanna slide tackle him not caring about the consequences on every FUT team that has his cheetah-paced ass 😂😂
I die everytime on that first red card :D.
It's never a red, it's never a red... It's very late. LOL.
Mark is the type of guy who would pull out a gun on his opponent and then complain about the red
1:13 Best FIFA glitch ever.
8:12 he realized himself that it was an obvious red card!
Makes me laugh that Mark speaks like the players do the actions on their own. You press the buttons 😂
Mark convincing himself there not red cards is like trump convincing himself he didn't lose against Biden 🤣
1:13 always cracks me up whenever i see the manager in a full kit
I'm convinced Mark Goldbridge slides in for the menes.
We need a handball penalty compilation too 😂😂
The reaction to the first red card is legendary
The Bruno one v Southampton never gets old
Nobody:
Really Nobody:
Mark Goldbridge: *Bloody*
6:44 did he said Maguire against England
1:41 😭😭😭😭
I love the way he blames the algorithms of the referee and the game when he literally presses the button
Mark: *fouls player from behind*
Ref: *gives red card*
Mark: 👁️👄👁️
1:40 😂😂😂😂😂 I love the delayed admission
AHHH YOUR JOKING, YOUR BLOODY JOKINGGGGGG
My favourite part of these is when he complains on how “its not a bloody red!” Then uses instant replay as var and proceeds to say “yeah its a little late but its not a red, its a red card”
"YOU ABSOLUTE SHIT!"
thats my favourite Goldbridge quote
Right out the gate, "this ref's dodgy!"