Simon Fleming definitely not boring. According to some others she’s permanently horny (talks about sex a lot!!) apparently she talks about sexual experimentation etc. & says she’s had threesomes and gangbangs quite often.
Ian the beef waiter... so silly but so funny I couldn't stop laughing whenever he came on. Fair play to him he was brilliant! He rode the donkey where he shouldn't have done 😂😂😂
There's a game show called Countdown, and then there was a Show called 8 out of 10 cats which was hosted by Jimmy, which was a 'current events' based game show. One night, channel four did cross-over promotions combing two shows into one, by a stroke of luck, Countdown got paired with Cats, and what was supposed to be a one-night one-time event did well enough that they filmed a 'rematch'. And the rematch did well enough that they just filmed a whole season.
“Would you please consider having a salad? You really must eat some roughage. People are worried.” “People? Like who, my doctor?” “No, the plumber.” lol I quite enjoyed that.
@@nitromenoob thank you for that explanation, if I had a few more brain cells I suppose I should have looked at the word and it should have been self explanatory, but I never would have guessed mailing excrement was a thing.
@Obsidius Nightbrother well I think you are both wrong, in my part of England public funding for amenities because of this tory government is of no consequence, so because they have no money to build public toilets the council have designated shitposts dotted along the footpaths and if your caught short while out in public you are allowed to shit with in a 10 foot radius of the post. Vote Labour.
2:12 “So we're having a Cornetto and staring at Paul Young for 30 seconds?" It's not so much what Jimmy says, but how he says it that makes me laugh so hard.
I found one in s charity shop. Having watched this video I was well prepared for the 70+ year old lady who, naturally, was no match for my youthful exuberance and crowbar..
Who IS Sean Bean???
Watch FULL EPISODES: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm
Can't watch in USA...don't know why??? But love the show...I watch it on TH-cam
Q: Who is Sean Bean?
A: Bastard!
@@HuntersMoon78 I believe Sean pronounces it, Bastard!
A bastard that dies
The best actor that has ever lived, and a BASTARD!
"This may come as a bit of a shock to you, but I'm doing jokes."
Man I love Sean.
And when he stops and looks over at Miles as if to say "why are you doing this, you bastard?"
😂😂😂
Only Sean could turn what would have been an awkward moment for anyone else into an even funnier extension of the original joke 😉😆
@@swine13 3:43
Miss that big goof. He's in a better place... The ground.
@@johnm725I feel like he would appreciate that joke
Miles Jupp's beef waiter is one of my favorite mascots ever lmao.
Anonymous Nate ...11 words you thought you would never say in 1 sentence...
@@derekhartle144 But I'm very happy I did lmao.
Actually such good acting from the boy
Is this the same actor that does the Sean Bean segments?
I reckon Adam Riches, who does the Sean Bean stuff, is about twice his age.
"Shoplift from charity shops. They didn't pay for the stuff, so whose is it anyway?"
Sean's logic is irrefutable.
Okay, so I can just take any present you've ever received?
LoneKharnivore yes
@@LoneKharnivore yeah why not?
Just like you can't kidnap a kid in the foster system, because they weren't wanted in the first place.
Aeis 300 it’s called adopting as long as no one wants it
Don’t know why I lost it at the splat sound when joe threw the cornetto to Rachel 😆
for me the most hilarious thing was "Ketchup with beef!!! No no sorry never, never ketchup" and it barely got a titter from the audience
@@aroyals339 at least reggae reggae got a big laugh 😂
what do you mean, you don't know why? it was intended as a joke and it worked out a joke. that's why you laughed.
rip sean lock, one of the greatest comedians to ever grace this planet
"Have they been looking after you in the room"
"They've ignored me entirely"
"Excellent"
😂😂😂😂😂
According to Jimmy, Suzy is somehow both the most boring and the kinkiest person in history
It's always the quiet ones
Gloryholes!
What about the dogging
Lol
Simon Fleming definitely not boring. According to some others she’s permanently horny (talks about sex a lot!!) apparently she talks about sexual experimentation etc. & says she’s had threesomes and gangbangs quite often.
The way Sean says “fuck off” at 11:38 is just so raw, had me laughing for 5 minutes
Literally scrolled down in the comments to calm down because of this part
@@rosewilson1052 You too huh?
The funniest part is the fact that Paul Young had a mic.
Just in case someone was willing to pay the 40 quid that Joe wouldn’t
I believe he did sing for the studio audience
How else would you know that he's not singing
@@FanFicnic if I remember correctly when I watched the whole episode at the end he came back out I don't remember if he sang or not though.
Rachel throwing all the letters on the floor might be my new favorite thing she’s ever done on this show.
I didn't find it a challenging wank.
Maybe you'd like her in her skiing disguise instead then.
I was waiting to see her pick up the letters from the floor.
AOOOOOGAAAA
That episode with darts was insanely good. Sean and Harriet dad/daughter jokes cracked me up.
Loqque what episode was that
that was a very good Episode
There's no way my kids are that supportive 😂😂😂😂
"We're having a Cornetto and staring at Paul Young for 30 seconds?" would be a great title for one of these videos
100%
The video is 1 minute long or so and is solely just Joe introducting Paul Young and the full time spent watching him.
Some explain my mate Ian V what a compilation is.
They could do another study beats video. But it's just all of them staring at Paul young eating Cornettos with relaxing music in the background
He spent most of the 40 extra quid on Cornettos!
RIP SEAN :( genuinely original, dry, witty, surreal, hilarious, comic talent. You will be missed.
I love that Alan loses his sight and automatically also loses his ability to stand upright
He went full pillbug
Just like my grandma! 😂
She went blind and immediately started growing a hump.
Ian the beef waiter... so silly but so funny I couldn't stop laughing whenever he came on. Fair play to him he was brilliant! He rode the donkey where he shouldn't have done 😂😂😂
"Don't..."
And his improv jokes were amazing as well.
Do we know who he actually is?
@@qwertyTRiG someone on another thread mentioned it was David Reed.
@@nikitagorawara Thanks. I'll look him up.
'No, yer plumber' - great joke.
sean's little "eh?" after jimmy says the vouchers are blank on the other side absolutely SENDS ME every time,,, i rewind that bit every single time
I love how Miles just loves taking the piss out of Sean 🤣
I love them together
@@bbeyez the "I promise not to spit ..." is one of my favorite bits
From a different video available on TH-cam lol also all 4
"This may come as a shock to you Jimmy, but I'm doing jokes"
Staring at Paul Young while eating a Cornetto should be an official segment...
Alan and Sean's blindfolded bit is one of the best things I've seen on the show.
RIP Sean Lock
seans "fuck off" was so genuine i nearly pissed myself
I think the noises Alan made as he was being tickled with a feather are the campest he's probably ever made.
They should have Alan and Tom Allen together on a show and have a “Camp-off” competition.
lol yeah, that and when he gets the Alchemist conundrum
@@tanukiman3855 Simon Amstel and John Barrowman had a "gay off" once on Buzzcocks. Barrowman won.
I love him
Whats even funnier is Sean wasnt too far behind with some of those yelps. 🤣
How is this even a show? Who conceived this? Shit's legendary.
BuildingCenter makes more sense than most game shows to be honest, there isn’t anything that’s stupid of unecessary
There's a game show called Countdown, and then there was a Show called 8 out of 10 cats which was hosted by Jimmy, which was a 'current events' based game show. One night, channel four did cross-over promotions combing two shows into one, by a stroke of luck, Countdown got paired with Cats, and what was supposed to be a one-night one-time event did well enough that they filmed a 'rematch'. And the rematch did well enough that they just filmed a whole season.
take the most boring, intellectual game on TV, and have it be played and hosted by stand up comics...
@@PeterSedesse so an intellectual show done by intellectuals that have a sense of humor
@@sisamusudroka3000 And some times they have Lee Mack on it too...
"Let's eat a Cornetto while staring at paul young for 30 seconds" sounds like something only joe wilkinson could come up with
Cliff Richard must have been busy that day.
“Would you please consider having a salad? You really must eat some roughage. People are worried.”
“People? Like who, my doctor?”
“No, the plumber.”
lol I quite enjoyed that.
Sean breaking the 4th wall over the voucher jokes is hilarious. He will be missed
I love how everyone gives Sean their full attention as soon as he starts talking. 😂
I just love how the singer stands there while everybody has ice cream
*Paul Young
*80s singer Paul Young
@@ABLETONSTUFFANDBITS *80s pop singer Paul Young
*legendary 80's pop singer, Paul Young
If you had 80 pounds, you could do it too
"he called me in tears the other day" brilliant! 😂🤣😂🤣
The guy playing Ian the beef waiter is absolutely hilarious! Hope this got him so good gigs!
“You can do this with coffee... and bath water!”
*Belle Delphine intensifies*
Got to love Sean. He can be a tad creepy but funny at the same time lol
Thank you for posting this, I heard „barf water“ and while I just kind of accepted it, I was very concerned
I feel like Sean Locke is a Discworld character that got transported to our world and is still trying to adjust to our world
I am unable to escape the fact that i picture Vimes as looking exactly like Sean Lock
@@indienag5108 I agree with you, although I think Vimes was supposed to resemble Clint Eastwood. I'd prefer it if he looked like Sean Locke
The beef waiter guy did really well in his part
"Go on, dad." Lol, Harriet and Sean were a surprisingly amazing duo.
That beef waiters acting was on point
Miles totally derailed Sean's voucher bit lmao that was hilarious!😂
The way Sean looks at him at 3:43, omg XD
Love how Miles catches out Sean with the vouchers. Excellent stuff.
I can almost imagine Sean's book actually being a sell out 😂
Agreed, I have been throwing all my sandwiches in the bin, it's working great!
I would buy it
Anything Sean does would sell out, the man's a genius.
@Neil Mottershead man was trully a genius, instead of letting cancer win, he died, so the cancer also died
RIP Sean
Why *is* Sean's merch not available to buy? I'd like myself a copy of "The Tiger Who Went To The Pub".
Sean Lock and Miles Jupp is my absolute favorite duo!
OMG that beef waiters delivery is gold, he reminds me of a super young Steve Coogan
Adam Riches' "Sean Bean" kills me every time I see him!
I like how you can tell Jimmy was trying to hold back after the first joke towards Susie.
RIP Sean Lock. Thank you for making us laugh
I wet myself at Sean and Alan being scared by those feathers 🤣🤣
"Want anything from the shops?"
"Cornetto. Oh, and Paul Young"
Save money on fireworks, rub your eyes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I lost it
This show is the tv equivalent of a shitpost.
what is a shitpost
@@PatrickKelly-lz3pv it's when you mail your fecal matter to a pen pal across the globe
@@nitromenoob thank you for that explanation, if I had a few more brain cells I suppose I should have looked at the word and it should have been self explanatory, but I never would have guessed mailing excrement was a thing.
@@PatrickKelly-lz3pv anytime buddy
@Obsidius Nightbrother well I think you are both wrong, in my part of England public funding for amenities because of this tory government is of no consequence, so because they have no money to build public toilets the council have designated shitposts dotted along the footpaths and if your caught short while out in public you are allowed to shit with in a 10 foot radius of the post. Vote Labour.
“so we’re staring at Paul young and eating a cornetto for thirty seconds”
Paul Young! Haven't seen him for years and what a good sport!
Omg I almost peed myself at the "Alan and Sean are blindfolded" part!
I keep thinking Susie and Jimmy look like siblings.. which kind of makes it worse and better at the same time
Only Sean could make Jimmy do his real laugh
How did Paul Young not crack up is beyond me
You don't get to be an 80's pop legend without being able to stand silently and awkwardly in front of a camera for half a minute.
Alan screaming when Sean was doing the darts and Jimmy gave him that bewildered look.
That "What does that mean Jimmy ?" always gets me, haha
"Save money on fireworks by rubbing your eyes"
I wish Sean's life hacks was a real book, I'd happy buy that instantly 😂😂
It's already been done....Viz top tips.
Example.
Sprinkle cornflakes on your block paved driveway for that authentic gravel sound.
Or John Richardsons erotic novel deep clean
The fact that Sean did not call his tip book: Sean's tips to un-lock life very disappointing
2:12 “So we're having a Cornetto and staring at Paul Young for 30 seconds?"
It's not so much what Jimmy says, but how he says it that makes me laugh so hard.
I just love that Joe throws the ice cream at Rachel LOL!
“Ketchup with beef?!”
Patrick Mahomes: “Why yes please.”
'All you gotta do is get your head on that and its in the back of the net'
I fucking LOVE Sean Lock
Sean and allan blindfolded and shitting themselves is hilarious
Surely Sean lock and Miles Jupp are the greatest cats does countdown pairing, they’re brilliant together 😂
Paul young is a legend for playing along lol
Staring at Paul Young for 30 seconds whilst eating a cornetto 😂😂😂
Sean is the only person that brings out Jimmy's real laugh. No honking when Sean gets going! 😂 RIP Sean.
Sean was adopting a good fighting stance in the blindfold game.
I love Miles and Sean...Miles always looses it...LOL
I lose it when people cant spell lose and constantly put loose....
@@wayne20uk I lose it when people can't use correct punctuation.
@@davidhoward437 i lose it when people think punctuation is worse than a spelling error that should'nt be a spelling error in the first place.
@@wayne20uk *Shouldn't
@@PirateMacDougall lol ty for taking the bait but was for the other guy, he has a punctuation fetish, there their they're...
Did anyone else roar with laughter when the last letter Sean "picked out" on the dartboard was a Q?
I laughed so hard at the feather boa bit that it may have taken years off my life
I love watching sean lose it at the feather
Is it just me or does ian sound exactly like jon snow?
KETCHUP WITH BEEF!
You know nothing Ian
Beef is coming!
I’d say it’s just you
He sounds like Sean bean
Poor Racheal, you can really see her despair in the way she's throwing the numbers on the ground.
Uuumn, they were letters actually 😊
I’m learning a valuable skill.
"this may come as a shock to you, but I'm doing jokes"
We all love Ian, we need a person like him in our lives
11:41 the prime example of “fight or flight” responses
Not all heroes wear capes..
Some upload videos of 8 out of ten cats
I genuinely thought that was going to be a kinky Suzy joke.
Paul Young did the iconic song - Wherever I lay my hat. What a legend.
Originally Marvin Gaye
"I'm here to serve Mr.Jupp his beef"
Oh my goodness they need to have Alan Carr on this show more often.
Or nothing, ever😝😏
Sean Bean is my favourite Cats Does Countdown guest of all time.
KETCHUP WITH BEEEEF??
*NO SIR, NEVER*
"He neglected it, or mistreated it... or rode it where he shouldn't have done or some such.."
Since when has it been a thing to not have ketchup with beef? Is this some kind of taboo ive never heard of? Beef is best with ketchup
We have it with beef burgers to be fair!
Proceeds to choose reggae reggae I stead of almighty horse radish
“Your plumber, he called me in tears the other day” 💀
11:16 Allan about to touch his own face put me in existential crisis
The shoplifting voucher though 😂😂😂
Paul Young a seriously under rated singer. Fabulous voice.
Jimmy Carrs laugh haunts me in my dreams.
I want sean's life hacks books now being Sold 😂
I found one in s charity shop. Having watched this video I was well prepared for the 70+ year old lady who, naturally, was no match for my youthful exuberance and crowbar..
The dignitas voucher oh Seán 😂
He was a comedy genius on this programme....R.I.P
Sean Lock makes this show great.
The most genuinely funniest man on the planet. Most comics get to be exhausting after a while, but Sean Lock - never.
@@rossmcleod7983 Indeed. I think it's simply that he doesn't have to 'try' hard to be funny like a lot of comics. It's just him, naturally.
Sean and Alan's reactions during the blindfolded game give us a valuable glimpse of how they'd behave in a zombie apocalypse.
"Ian" should get a new acting job immediately. He's brilliant.
That guy Ian that miles brought on was brilliant..!! Lol wonder if he's on anything else?
Sean Lock your be missed you gave us so much.
That was actually a great bit of acting from the beef waiter... assuming of course that it was acting...
David Reed. He is an actor/comedian, he was part of a comedy trope called The Penny Dreadfuls with Humphrey Ker.
I’ve never heard joe Wilkinson laugh like that
Videos like this keeping Sean's amazing wit with us. RIP