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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- With the boys racking up penalty points at an alarming rate, day one of the rally hasn't gone to plan! Day two sees Jeremy, Richard and James in the familiar surroundings of a race track, but this is a race with a difference!
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In the full episode, there is a great moment when Maddy asked James to help her with her harness, and he says the incredibly James line "It's difficult to do this without accidentally getting hold of the work of the divine potter."
And the noise when he first moves his hand 😂😂
That was peak James May.
Madison: "Why don't they speak English?"
May: "..... Because they're Spanish." XD Gets me every time!
Felix Catora :D
lol
Felix Catora she is blonde you know xD
@@BloodAngel500 fake tits XD
She's also scripted, like the shorties and the lost in translation team.
Richard Hammond making short jokes is brilliant
"PC world"
You're just saying what you can see out the window now that you've got a cushion!
Short shifted lol
And a bit ironic too
it was a bit of shortcoming tho ngl
"Get up, throw a donkey off a tower block, sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road, go to bed."
Nah, that sounds more like Greece...
GoldenDragonLord mate that is so funny, i literally only came on youtube to hear him say that again hahahahhah
AzbestoN That and he punched a producer in the face.....
Where does a rush hour come from that?
Sebastian K He got himself sacked by assaulting someone you moron. He was given more chances than he deserved.
Let's be real, Madison was feeling James. James May is the man
Madison: "Oh James."
James May: "Cocking Nora this feels good."
In Japan
Let's be real, she was a blonde that asked why Spaniards aren't speaking English. She probably rubs up on many guys.
@@az7378 the best comment Ive ever read 😂😂
He's smooth. And that hair!
I love Hammond's akward conversations
And James' masterful way of talking to women XD
Hammonds a tool
So James May, who is single, gets Madison Welch; Hammond, who is short and extremely forgiving, gets a hot-tempered midget; and Clarkson, who is an offensive orangutan, gets a person who doesn't even speak English...
James has had a girlfriend for 14 years, he just doesn't discuss her.
+JJ H Mr.May is not married??????
+한동훈 pretty sure girlfriend =/= marriage
Richard Hammond is extremely angry. All the time.
James has got a long time girlfriend who's named Sarah. They don't really believe in marriage
'You're just telling me things you can see out the window now you've got a cushion'. Genius.
dont get it not british
@@dr.palsonp.h.d815 man small
@@abramo7700 i see thx
0:04 - just for a moment, Brian finds himself exactly the best height of all.
69 likes, nice.
@@Drobbik i unliked to preserve this
@@Mirrale I refrained from liking it when I saw the gold
James May: the most suave and itneresting man in Britain.
2:55 Brain almost breaks character
Poor James is trying so hard not to shout lol
Let's be honest, the hero in this challenge is clearly Mr. May.
He managed to set a time even he's had full vision on the beautiful... er... ears of his copilot. I would like to see you guys trying not roll down a hill in the first corner.
Mr. May you've earned my respect again.
That Citroën was far ahead of its time, it already had standard lateral airbags
he’s more of a convertible guy.
@@ThePirouliette
Mate, you had to crank it up like a Model T. More like far behind the times!
@@B0XMATTERDid you fully read the comment? 🤔
Oh I’m great at ignoring people, to the point of not even noticing things until they were mentioned sometimes, driving would be the actual problem
close your eyes at 0:47 and just listen lol
lol
lmao
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That was the whole joke.
That's the point ya daft twat
I like how in the beginning they all laughed at James' Citroën, but in the end it proved the most realible
His patience got rewarded, sigma mindset/grind. 🙈😎👍
2:26 best one liner I've heard.
Yo English or spanish
Richard: “…strangely, it was in the Citroën where things were getting hot.”
James: “I think it’s in there.”
Madison: “I can feel it.”
James: “Yeah, it’s like a little tube.”
Madison: “There. Ooo! That’s little!”
0:47 "I think it's in there"
"I can feel it"
"Yeah, it's like a little tube"
"There...ooh... it's little...what..." 🤣
Of all times I've watched this challenge, the more I have to admit, for a Classic Car Rally, where you are strickley restricted speed and enthusiasm-wise, James Citroen is by far the best of the 3. Its really unique, a true classic and the way they outfitted it, perfect for classic rallying.
***** Hot girls dig old Citroens....
well...maybe not as such XD
***** Nothing says "hello girls" like Jame's pale blue Citroën Ami XD
Yeah that specific Citroen even had the airbags.
"Meanwhile , back in PC World." Hahahahahahhaha!!!!
I didn’t get it, can you explain it to me?
@@politeink5342 PC stands for Politically Correct.
2444668 67 Clarkson is being sarcastic on how old Hammond’s car is. PC World is a hi-tech computer and gadget store. Something that Hammond’s car is obviously not.
@@mrjohn.whereyoufrom Nope the running joke is that Hammond had to continually explain himself
@Sanidhya Dixit PC means politically correct
2:15 the only time james spins the wheels and its in a 39 hp citroen
It isnt wheel spin. Just tire squeaking
Wasn't it 32 bhp?
@@carlbirtles4518 úr right bút it had James at the wheel so obviously +7 hp
@@aron331872 Didn't James say the 0-60 time was 31.7 seconds?🐌
@@carlbirtles4518 /watch?v=0cLh2nRu_KM&ab_channel=TheDrummer4Life
"Youre just telling me stuff you can see now that youve got a cushion" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
James is almost as sharp as his shotgun riding partner is hot.
4:57 is probably my all time favourite analogy from jezza
Top gear can we please not skip out bits, its annoying missing the bit in between videos!
Inbetween is ironically one word
@@adamgrimsley2900 Are you saying there's no space inbetween those words?
@@bws1323 which words?
@@adamgrimsley2900 'those words' = in between i think
Watch the full episode then
Every time Hammond brings up a 'short' joke, it falls short of impressing his navigator
"Get up throw a donkey off a tower block sitting a plastic chair by the side of the road, go to bed. Where does a rush hour come from in that?" I may or may not have laughed for about 30 seconds at that.
Why don't they speak english?! Because they're spanish!
Shame i can't give it to you then. :)
"Which way?"
'Straight on.'
"Are you sure?"
'No :)'
I appreciate the honesty.
That Citroën Ami was far ahead of its time, it already had standard lateral airbags
Damn James, guess his patience at the auction paid off in a roundabout way
"How can they have a rush hour in Mallorca, nobody does anything" 😂
So, for anyone interested, that guy just shouted to Jeremy saying: "A
¡Asesino!", Which means: "You, murder!
why
@@adorabasilwinterpock6035 dunno. But you can see that the man that was shouting had a bycicle by the road while Jeremy was killing the clutch haha
This rally race was james mays HARDEST one.
The rush hour comes from getting more donkeys
Jeremy: its impossible to get lost
James: **gets lost**
Have to say that 'Hammond" isn't too good a driver in that Lanchester. Why he doesn't use that Wilson pre-select gearbox / transmission to it's full potential is a mystery. The car may be a bit of a barge, but using the Wilson to it's max will get that thing going round corners in a very impressive manner.
I love how Jeremy is stuck in one gear on the highway going slowly with a helmet and racing seats
The Citroën has grown on me. I think it looks rather nice in that color. Very clean.
4:02 Bollocks!
Holy shit James got a hot partner!
but lacking the best quality in a woman; intelligence.
Tom Jones 'hahahahahaha good one
Tom Jones no it's not necessary. pretty women inspire men.
haoran wu inspire usto act like idiots, maybe. But to be better people, absolutely not.
Alex Stadtman I LOL in your face bro. Enjoy life....
Grandpa didnt build the engine 😂😂😂
James should have said hello to Madison and then he'd of pulled.
There is no day 3 so i will never know how all this ended. My guess is they are still traveling to get somewhere.
LMAO @ "How could they have a rush hour in Majorca? Nobody does anything."
Trivia: when Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart hooked up, Bacall was two years younger than Maddy was here, and Bogart was four years older than James.
"why don't they speak English?" "because they're Spanish" - I died!
"Because they're Spanish."
0:48 I literally choked here
Oo that's little XD
you know my boy james beating them guts
I want to leave a like. But you're at 69
That momment at 3:02 when Hammond is left behind by the camera car
'Get up, throw a donkey off a tower block. Sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road. Go to bed. Where does a rush hour come from in that?' Jeremy Clarkson you are hilarious.
4:54 the best thing ever said on BBC Television 😂😂
2:24
girl-why cant they speak english
may- thats because their spanish
lol
Get rekt bitch....GET REKT
I like the Spanish/Italian man Jeremy was with, reminds me of my old barber actually.
Especially “I’m losing the brakes!” *turns*
“Perfecto!”
“Why don’t they speak English?”
“Because they’re Spanish.”
That’s kinda the same as walking up to someone in a wheelchair and saying “Why are you in a wheelchair?” And their leg is twisted.
"nobody does anything. get up, throw a donkey off a tower block. sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road. go to bed" - a typical day in Mallorca according to JC. LOL! xD
Damn James May are really good at flirting
Even as an American I have to say this trio are THE absolute best presenters ever to grace a TV. How they haven't been knighted is beyond me. They've knighted much much lesser people.
James May and that girl being the complete opposites is HILARIOUS
They do say opposites attract.
2:26 put captions on
I'm from Mallorca and I've driven through all the roads in the video, and i think my car appears at 4:44 It's the Ford Ka the silver 1, that street is called paseo mallorca. There is always traffic in that motorway because there's an industrial area. 2 lanes on the motorway and only 1 short entrance and now it's worst beacause it's in building work to make a 3rd lane and they've narrowed the 2 lanes.
This show is pure gold.
Genuinely that Citroën looks fantastic.
BRU IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR PART 2 OF THIS FOR AGES!!!
Her:why don't they speak English
May: cause there spanish🤣🤣🤣
"Why arent they speaking English"
"Because their Spanish"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hammond: it's making a bad noise and a bad smell
Brian: 'Oh bollocks'
It sounds like Brian's saying bullocks in a gruff voice
3:33 subtitles on 😂😂😂
Ouch. I'm 6 years late
tonight on bottom gear. we're joining classic rally, me learning new language and my ass is burning, hammond insulted a midget, and james having the time of his life
The Citroen looked and did the best!
Man I miss this show. Good days.
"Why dont they speak english???"
"'Cause their spanish... "
Neither can you - they’re
4:58 Throw A Donkey off A Tower Block LOL
That citroën is beautiful
The rush hour comes from going to get more Donkeys Jeremy .Lol
Who’s here after the drive tribe ep
How is that lady even a navigator?
+ShellyTheSeal She isn't. She's an idiot so they put her in as a Joker and comedy relief.
+ShellyTheSeal Have you never watched Top Gear before?
+ShellyTheSeal big boobs.. thats why..
+ShellyTheSeal lets say she has some other qualities.
Why does Clarkson have a navigator he can't understand?
Tbh when they messed with Jeremy's car by jamming the heater on, that would actually work out better for the car wouldn't it; helping the engine keep cool? So they actually slightly improved performance? :O
I love how Hammond got to ride with the midget soo he can feel tall for once lol 😂 I feel his pain I’m 5’ 5” and fully grown
How can you reach to type? 🤔
@@aclark903 I can’t
"I didn't mean Jeremy's car is bad because it's a Midget" 😂
If you don't know James has to deal with madisons navigating experience and lack of interest, Jeremy had malfunctioning gauges witch made calculating his speed difficult and Richard's car breaked down and overheated a lot
I love how we can no longer skip ads!
Even worse with double ads that are unskipable
@@aberniecat632 the funny thing here is that he posted this comment 10 years ago
And now 13 years later, TH-cam bans ad blockers entirely. Entire history of TH-cam is in this thread.
I reckon may hated being in the car with Madison
Madison Welch is the opposite of the Citroen which is small
"It was therefore impossible to get lost"
"Which way?"
Can anyone tell me which series and episode is this?
thx m8 much love
***** Are you sure?
Series 13 episode 6. There's a wiki page that outlines every episode of every series.
"We got one gear I can do nothing" ROTFL Everytime.
4:32 sigma May
0:48 2:16 3:33 4:20 me when I'm driving with my mom
Madison: "7:46"
Subtitles: "Well for sex."
James: "Yep. Spot on."
Subtitles: "Yep sports all."
1- Who would dig a well in exchange for sex, or have a well specifically for sex?
2- Why is whomever does the subtitles for these (a number of them say automated, so whomever wrote that system) so horrible at translation?!
Technically I short shifted 😂😂😂@1:109
Wow, can't understand that this was 10 years ago...
being spanish makes this episode 10 times better
ahhahahaha i love how James is always a bit awkward with the hot babe :D
the Citroen looks fantastic
Not being a regular fan I didn’t realise the BBC were still feeding off these chaps, thought they had been expunged by the fools.
lol
-"why don't they speak english?"
-"because they're spanish"
jeremy's instructor was the funniest
Right...... now pout! *james pouts*
xD sooooo funny!!!