@@Poison_byte-de7hv Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.
"She breasted, breastily down the hallway." Is the deepest thing I think I've heard in over twenty years. Also had me laughing embarrassingly loudly. So funny.
I FULLY agree with the skull dude but before every wedding the opposing family has to take out one of gems and pass my ghostly vibe check or else I will enact chaos on them and their pungent bloodline
I once told my friends that one of the kids in my class that I don’t like, was like “the one pencil that the teachers have, to give to kids but nobody wants it because the eraser is so filled down that it is unusable. He is the eraser on that chewed pencil.”
Honestly, the skull man was cool. It's actually a really nice decorative idea. I mean, the real human skull part's a bit odd but the children don't have to know ;) Now I feel pressured to do something sick with my remains after I die. Respect for that man.
2:41 looked it up, it is *technically* legal to destroy a planet. But the Outer Space Treaty prohibits nuclear weapons to be used in space so you wouldn't be able to anyway not to mention even if it were allowed our firepower currently wouldn't be enough to destroy a whole planet. But let's say theoretically you can, the aftermath of blowing up a planet might get you in trouble like for example if the debris of the planet you destroyed hits the earth. So the act itself isn't illegal, but what happens after can be...or before because carrying around nuclear weapons looks pretty suspicious.
3:57 was my favorite part. I’d love to look at the daily news headlines and see “Quentin Tarantino is quoted as having seen supernatural being screaming at the foot of his bed at 2 am.” It just amuses me so much.
"Be not afraid, for Archangel EmKay will guide you. Just don't put anything between their thumb and finger. Jorge did that once and, well... it wasn't pretty." - Me, from my imaginary book.
0:05 This is what I hear when my brother tries to explain guitar to me. I'd rather stick with my ukulele than figure out how the hell you're making sounds wiggly.
0:00 DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE SCRINGO ROBIN, but too much scringo bonkles it a bit too much. Gotta keep it between wop-wop and SKRAAAZNG for best tone results
skull dude is a man I can respect. personally, I would love for my bones to be made into a chandelier, or other similar decorative item when I die. gonna be so pretty
“when i quit Comcast-“ (10:30) i just immediately thought of the time where this kid in 5th grade was biking home and got hit by a Comcast van- He’s fine now having that be about 5 years ago, but he was in a wheel chair and crutches during the end of elementary school (up to 6 grade)
Once I was explaining to someone at school what gain is and decided to make a little joke and said, I really don't like playing with gain, as I prefer turning up the choocle and chavance for a cleaner sound, they just nodded and said, yeah I like to turn up the choocle too, but not chavance I just laughed and told him those weren't real things
That first one got me. As a guitarist, I can confirm it's true. We use a lot of ways to describe tone that make no since to anybody but other guitarist.
@@comradewindowsill4253 We use words like "Smooth, creamy, chunky, glassy, thin, naisly, sludgy, muddy," and a bunch of other words to describe how the tone (sound) of an electric guitar sounds.
1:19 Wisconsin has nice roads in some locations. I believe we traded a lower drinking age for federal funding for roads. There is even a reservation with really nice roads. It might have something to do with plans for a nuclear waste site.
@@roc-noK agreed, i listened to emkay to fall asleep when i was alone at home with covid (and dad was sent to hospital too), caught insomnia in the process, but we got through the suffering. :')
0:40 I always think about doing smt similiar... An experiment with a person, or maybe even a whole group of people. The decorations the other stuff from a very old time. And they are living like an old village, yet they have a pretty advanced education, like reading lessons and math. However one day they are getting visited by a merchant that sells books with some knowledge from the future like science, physics etc. They read it and maybe try inventing smt or trying to create some machinery, until someone actually creates something either from future or smt like a mechanism from another time-dimension (imagine our world, but instead of regular electricity we went for steampunk and etc)...
9:26 the woman who tweeted this played Matilda by the way. As much as I love Harry Potter, Matilda might be a better movie than any of the HP movies lol
Harry potter wasn't actually that good, the only thing I think is worth keeping is the hogwarts houses as a sorting system. Too much bioessentialism (you have to be born special and you can't become special later. Even if you are special in a family of not specials you had an ancestor who was special. If you are born non-special in a family of specials? You're an embarrassment and will be swept under the rug). Matilda is about escaping abuse. And the message that you can just LEAVE your abusive BIOLOGICAL family? I STILL don't see that in many places!
5:57 I read part of that book in Spanish (my second language). Let me tell you, the awful quality of the writing is a lot more obvious when you're still learning the language you read those books in.
The last one is so true- I can’t portray a female character without over thinking it and then asking a female in the closest vicinity if I did a good job 🥲
I like the blue gems skull idea. Other family members can do it and you can have some sort of weird family mausoleum going. It could become a tradition.
3:42 I have: A failed Instagram career (does that count?) -foreign film I recommend (Luft) - unfinished 2 chapter fan fiction (10 chapters short but I’m sure it counts) -unfounded hatred of tiktok -and had enough. I think I complete the list.
I remember my descriptions of people. “ She stood up to her full imposing height. Her yellow Jessie from Team Rocket hair threatened like a rearing horn” “ he was 14, but seemed by all accounts half his age”. “ because, she never set an avatar, she had to be incarnated into the default body, a bald blunt headed blue skinned man with an almost spherical nose”
Can relate with the first meme. I’m in a rock band with my friend . I’m drummer/ pianist. He is guitarist. It’s a lot of nodding and being like “uhu yea.”
When I was trying to join the infantry the recruiter told me to lie & say I don't have ADHD & hadnt been taking meds since 5 for it. That's one of the times my naive view of reality cracked perminently.
7:58 OH MY FUCKING GOD YES EXACTLY. Two of my neighbors got murdered but it literally took like six months for the police to actually go in the house to check the smell
@@Petrichoredits1 ye and recently I'm not even joking the new neighbor the moved into the house where the two people were murderd had some sort of schizophrenia and thought there were people living in the walls of his house and then he called his parents and his dad called the cops cuz apparently the guys had these issues before but has never actually been taken to a hospital. I couldn't probably find you the news article for the two murders and maybe something on the new neighbor but it would prolly tell you what road its on and I prolly shouldn't be telling people where I live
About that planet one, I’m pretty sure that if the planet has the potential for harboring life or if the debris could hit earth then you could definitely be charged. I think the first point is in the Geneva convention or something but I could be wrong.
I like to be oddly specific about being oddly specific about the subreddit Oddlyspecific
Thats oddly specific
r/suspiciouslyspecific
@@smileorgobyebye6330 r/suspiciouslyspecific is suspiciosly specific about suspiciouslyspecific stuff
@@FBISpyVan that's r/oddlyspecific for a suspiciouslyspecific comment suspicious dude
r/oddlyspecific
Well, that skull dude really put some thought into what he wants done with his remains. I respect his choices.
Yeah and now he will become a Demi-Lich
I have requested the same with a few personal tastes
I didn't even know that using one's dead body and convert it into gems was even a thing, let alone possible.
I also want this. I will be the valuable heirloom that you keep or I will become undead just to kill you, then go back to rest.
Pfft, my father wants to either be buried in the front yard, or stuffed, I wish I was joking.
"She breasted breastily down the hallway." This is some really smurfed up smurf right here.
What????????
"The Smurfs" lol
Oh no
@@Poison_byte-de7hv Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.
Breasteay*
Didn't anyone notice that Robin said 'crue trime' instead of 'true crime' at 8:05
I did and l laughed hard for exactly 7 seconds
I noticed, had to rewind to make ABSOLUTELY SURE
Thank you for that.
i had to rewatch just to be sure i heard that. i knew something sounded wrong and even my second watch i still wasn't sure. glad i'm not crazy.
I noticed but had to double check. I love moments like this. Thank you Robin for making my day.
"She breasted, breastily down the hallway." Is the deepest thing I think I've heard in over twenty years. Also had me laughing embarrassingly loudly. So funny.
As a guitarist I can confirm widening the scringo adds bonkle to the riff.
as someone who does not play the guitar what the fuck
@@themyconidwitch I get that a lot.
Adding gain to guitar tones? Pfft. I add tons of scringo
Hello, fellow guitarist
@@thomasgusler2837 Why hello fellow guitarist.
I FULLY agree with the skull dude but before every wedding the opposing family has to take out one of gems and pass my ghostly vibe check or else I will enact chaos on them and their pungent bloodline
Aw heck yeah
Wait....why do you have a cat skull?
I once told my friends that one of the kids in my class that I don’t like, was like “the one pencil that the teachers have, to give to kids but nobody wants it because the eraser is so filled down that it is unusable. He is the eraser on that chewed pencil.”
I had a stroke reading this
That is a pretty vicious insult.
Sorry, did you have a brain seizure?
Now that word s##t
This sounds like something Rick Sanchez would say and i don't even watch Rick and morty
No joke, that man's jeweled skull plans are awesome
It’s so fucking metal I love it
Yeah. I want my bones to rot in the Earth as my corpse nourishes a young tree, but his plans are so awesome I'm jealous.
@@amberkat8147 Bro
@@amberkat8147 you can actually be buried inside of the trunk of a tree and serve as fertiliser as your body decomposes.
Honestly, the skull man was cool. It's actually a really nice decorative idea. I mean, the real human skull part's a bit odd but the children don't have to know ;) Now I feel pressured to do something sick with my remains after I die. Respect for that man.
I low key forgot that not everyone has arthritis their whole life, and have always enjoyed the seat warmer for their aching back.
Same, it honestly made me think for a moment “what else is it used for?”
Ah. Good ol, “being tall at a short desk”- disorder
8:04
he said “crew trime” and I will probably never know if that was intentional or not
probs not.
Oh god I watched the entire video without even realizing
Freudian Slip
“Sometimes I say ‘huh?’ then answer before the person repeats.”
This is very relatable.
TiqToq
TiqTrash
FuqMyGrandma
Pea Aych Dee
Cunn Guh Deer Oh
2:41 looked it up, it is *technically* legal to destroy a planet. But the Outer Space Treaty prohibits nuclear weapons to be used in space so you wouldn't be able to anyway not to mention even if it were allowed our firepower currently wouldn't be enough to destroy a whole planet. But let's say theoretically you can, the aftermath of blowing up a planet might get you in trouble like for example if the debris of the planet you destroyed hits the earth. So the act itself isn't illegal, but what happens after can be...or before because carrying around nuclear weapons looks pretty suspicious.
Ok
Also if you destroy NASA's satellites, they can sue you for destroying their property
do it without nuclear weapons then.
It's suspiciously specific that "fuck" is a word EmKay won't let Robin say
Reminds him of his Virginity
@@gaychainsaw646 Got 'em
@@gaychainsaw646 that there is a violation
@@gaychainsaw646 violated him
@@gaychainsaw646 a 1-hit KO
3:57 was my favorite part.
I’d love to look at the daily news headlines and see “Quentin Tarantino is quoted as having seen supernatural being screaming at the foot of his bed at 2 am.” It just amuses me so much.
"Be not afraid, for Archangel EmKay will guide you. Just don't put anything between their thumb and finger. Jorge did that once and, well... it wasn't pretty."
- Me, from my imaginary book.
Tell us more verses from this imaginary book!
@@ishanroychowdhury6562 yes please!
You cannot imagine how relatable the "2005 Dell desktop" part is for me.
0:05
This is what I hear when my brother tries to explain guitar to me. I'd rather stick with my ukulele than figure out how the hell you're making sounds wiggly.
0:00 DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE SCRINGO ROBIN, but too much scringo bonkles it a bit too much. Gotta keep it between wop-wop and SKRAAAZNG for best tone results
very much so
skull dude is a man I can respect. personally, I would love for my bones to be made into a chandelier, or other similar decorative item when I die. gonna be so pretty
Definitely not bein planted in the ground, turn me into dye for a absurdly expensive suit.
“LISTEN HERE YOU TOE-EYED CABBAGE...”
I'm stealing this
I'm not stealing that but omg I'm gonna use that
take your upvote and leave
Well, I tried to post the full copy pasta for toe eyed cabbage, but community guidelines prevent it.
Fun fact my friend actually was the original person who put that on Reddit he massaged my that in a argument
“when i quit Comcast-“ (10:30) i just immediately thought of the time where this kid in 5th grade was biking home and got hit by a Comcast van-
He’s fine now having that be about 5 years ago, but he was in a wheel chair and crutches during the end of elementary school (up to 6 grade)
As a guitarist I can confirm that these are real guitar terms….I think
I mean we do love to make shit up when talking about pedals and amps so yeah
Once I was explaining to someone at school what gain is and decided to make a little joke and said, I really don't like playing with gain, as I prefer turning up the choocle and chavance for a cleaner sound, they just nodded and said, yeah I like to turn up the choocle too, but not chavance
I just laughed and told him those weren't real things
8:05
“Every crue trime podcast-“
I’m dead 💀
That first one got me. As a guitarist, I can confirm it's true. We use a lot of ways to describe tone that make no since to anybody but other guitarist.
can you translate this post for us plebs good sir?
@@comradewindowsill4253 We use words like "Smooth, creamy, chunky, glassy, thin, naisly, sludgy, muddy," and a bunch of other words to describe how the tone (sound) of an electric guitar sounds.
1:19
Wisconsin has nice roads in some locations. I believe we traded a lower drinking age for federal funding for roads. There is even a reservation with really nice roads. It might have something to do with plans for a nuclear waste site.
Thank you EmKay, I'm currently sick and I've watched you for long years and it warms my heart that you still continue uploading even today. ❤️
Hope you get better!
Lol um sick too
emkay is such a good channel to have in the background or while you're sleeping, get well soon!
@@roc-noK agreed, i listened to emkay to fall asleep when i was alone at home with covid (and dad was sent to hospital too), caught insomnia in the process, but we got through the suffering. :')
lol fr i watch him when im sleeping at night
I forgot these guys existed for a while and I just fell in love with the channel all over again
2:56 it is technically legal to blow up Earth. Who’s gonna stop you? The cops?
You have a point
Space cops
@@velomon9961 M A R S C O P S
0:14 this man just flipped us off
Ok Mara Wilson's "Damnit Radcliffe" one is near perfect...
Ikr? Poor Matilda, nobody remembers her.
@@AzureKyle Where else can you see Danny Devito brag about being big?
Oof
0:40
I always think about doing smt similiar...
An experiment with a person, or maybe even a whole group of people. The decorations the other stuff from a very old time. And they are living like an old village, yet they have a pretty advanced education, like reading lessons and math. However one day they are getting visited by a merchant that sells books with some knowledge from the future like science, physics etc. They read it and maybe try inventing smt or trying to create some machinery, until someone actually creates something either from future or smt like a mechanism from another time-dimension (imagine our world, but instead of regular electricity we went for steampunk and etc)...
9:26 the woman who tweeted this played Matilda by the way.
As much as I love Harry Potter, Matilda might be a better movie than any of the HP movies lol
Harry potter wasn't actually that good, the only thing I think is worth keeping is the hogwarts houses as a sorting system. Too much bioessentialism (you have to be born special and you can't become special later. Even if you are special in a family of not specials you had an ancestor who was special. If you are born non-special in a family of specials? You're an embarrassment and will be swept under the rug).
Matilda is about escaping abuse. And the message that you can just LEAVE your abusive BIOLOGICAL family? I STILL don't see that in many places!
5:57 I read part of that book in Spanish (my second language). Let me tell you, the awful quality of the writing is a lot more obvious when you're still learning the language you read those books in.
1:16 literally England the roads are as bad as our stereotypical teeth
0:54 uh guys (and girls) I think that's a coded message 'cause he capitalized "bear with me" at the end
The last one is so true- I can’t portray a female character without over thinking it and then asking a female in the closest vicinity if I did a good job 🥲
Why do i feel that this video is dedicated to my thoughts at 3am while looking for my socks with my toes ?
and uh.... why do you need your socks at 3am??? XD
@@finn_in_the_bin5263 my feet get cold
“It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad at 8pm” me on a Sunday at 7:35 pm: oh good I still got 25 minutes
So my dad isn't the only one who wants his skull preserved. Got it.
I like the blue gems skull idea. Other family members can do it and you can have some sort of weird family mausoleum going. It could become a tradition.
Editor: so how many diffrent types of background music do you want to add?
Emkay: yes
3:42
I have:
A failed Instagram career (does that count?)
-foreign film I recommend (Luft)
- unfinished 2 chapter fan fiction (10 chapters short but I’m sure it counts)
-unfounded hatred of tiktok
-and had enough.
I think I complete the list.
I was NOT prepared for "blasting rope" at 7:09, and it triggered every laugh muscle in my body.
12:20 Adult Arthur looks like Ray William Johnson
I remember my descriptions of people. “ She stood up to her full imposing height. Her yellow Jessie from Team Rocket hair threatened like a rearing horn” “ he was 14, but seemed by all accounts half his age”. “ because, she never set an avatar, she had to be incarnated into the default body, a bald blunt headed blue skinned man with an almost spherical nose”
That pothole one hits hard, because one time in Texas, we hit a pothole so hard it ruptured the sidewall of the tire.
9:53 I thought he was saying the temperature of his mom for a second 🤣🤣🤣
2:55
idk about the rest, but you wouldn't be charged by the law for destroying Earth so long as you destroyed it entirely
A coworker honked a bike horn right behind my head while I was having a panic attack... I turned and swung.
10:22 yes 2.5 years in an assisted living home with shitty management and toxic coworkers in highschool
0:47 THERE A ****ING BEAR WITH HIM
AT GUNPOINT
Lol
*Everywhere I go*
*”Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage”*
*I see his face*
Thx for the dress and popcorn guys
That sleep over was fire too
12:44 me too. Always. The More the bread is old and hard to eat the better.
10:01 pretty good math equation right here.
as a guitarist i was deeply insulted by the first joke
I love how they keep finding different ways to censor the cuss words
Can relate with the first meme. I’m in a rock band with my friend . I’m drummer/ pianist. He is guitarist. It’s a lot of nodding and being like “uhu yea.”
Crue Trime Podcasts reveal how mundane reality can be and how sometimes, there is no climax to a situation.
how does he upload so fast? Great work man!
5:40 - George Takei actually did a short reading 50 shades.
the skull thing was kinda cool!
I'd be happy with a skull of an ancestor with diamond eyes in our living room :')
8:24 heated seats actually aren’t as much as you think (compared to the car that is). Only adds around $50-$200 depending on the car
11:45 excuse me, I smell like dark vanilla and oud wood.. which is a Lynx/Axe spray and honestly just smells like Chocolate
My manager scared my coworker to my left and she jumped and threw the shopping cart she was using into me on accident. It was hilarious.
I just realized that the EmKay logo in the beginning flips you off for a second.
As a guitar player, I can confirm that the first meme is true. (the thing is, we sometimes just don't know what are we doing ourselves lmao)
When I was trying to join the infantry the recruiter told me to lie & say I don't have ADHD & hadnt been taking meds since 5 for it.
That's one of the times my naive view of reality cracked perminently.
Toe Eyed Cabbage is a perfect roast, if you haven't used it please do, it helps me win every single argument
thanks for the tip
i usually use "dense cabbage"
WOO my friend got in here for us having a argument over Rocket League
There is a law that you can't bow up planets, it is called law of physics.
To be serious there is something called the outer space treaty.
3:40 I'm 17 and almost done with the list, so pretty accurate I'd say
9:00 sounds like an alternate plot to Over The Hedge
2:50 "I want to blow up mars to mess with elon musk"
12:20
This perfectly describes Mike in Mono, but he got back into music, wasn't pop-punk and he started in the late 90s
5:57
So not only is it Twilight fan fiction, it’s also fairly standard Star Trek fan fiction?
1:15 Audibly apologizing to your car, that's what we in the midwest call "Ope, sorry"
Biblically Accurate EmKay Logo is missing a few thousand eyes. Maybe they're all still being made at the gem factory.
Out of what, the corpses of his enemies?
@@amberkat8147 Yes
The MoistCritikal bits as a censor are actually magical. Gives me laugh chills.
3:30 well frick I have all of those and I'm only 16
“Every crue trime podcast” 8:11
Suspiciously specific? So worse than Oddly specific... I'm all for the tea 👀
Did anyone else think "Yo Socrates! ,its just a cookie"
2:17 Happens to me every DAY
That’s APD(audio processing disorder) common in people with neurodivergences
The charlie yell at 2:03 made my soul leave like a pothole
That man who wants his skull on the mantle is a legend and I respect the hell out of him.
as a guitarist this is true
2:08 Hallmark tht is just hallmark
More like reverse Hallmark
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
10:20 leave me alone he is entertaining
I love him and I agree with alot of his criticisms, sue me
2:25 this shit runs in my whole family, like everytime someone says something and the other person's like "huh?" Then we usually say "hmm"
My sister came in at the 'adult arthur' part and told me "he looks like he'd smell like hot dog water" [12:26]
Great, now I’m trying to figure out what the hell “hot dog water” even is.
Oh we all now what band he was in now lol
8:03 “Crew Trime”
7:58 OH MY FUCKING GOD YES EXACTLY. Two of my neighbors got murdered but it literally took like six months for the police to actually go in the house to check the smell
Whaaaa
@@Petrichoredits1 ye and recently I'm not even joking the new neighbor the moved into the house where the two people were murderd had some sort of schizophrenia and thought there were people living in the walls of his house and then he called his parents and his dad called the cops cuz apparently the guys had these issues before but has never actually been taken to a hospital. I couldn't probably find you the news article for the two murders and maybe something on the new neighbor but it would prolly tell you what road its on and I prolly shouldn't be telling people where I live
"If I turn this here knob it widens the scringo and adds bonkle to it."
I needed this.
I have no friends
Ok
Get some, then. If a freakish recluse like me can have several *and* a boyfriend, anyone can.
12:35 really just hit me there
It was around 8 pm when I saw it, and then I realized
First time I've been this early. I love suspiciously specific things.
About that planet one, I’m pretty sure that if the planet has the potential for harboring life or if the debris could hit earth then you could definitely be charged. I think the first point is in the Geneva convention or something but I could be wrong.