As an Aussie I laughed my arse off! Honestly as far as indigenous jokes go I met an elder up north who invited me in to a conversation with a bunch of other fellas & we ended up swapping jokes about white people & aboriginal people for 2 hours all of us cracking up at both, in saying that it’s all relative to how serious you take life but us Aussies do love a laugh even at our own expense.
We are not embarrassed about our convict heritage. We love it. If you trace your family tree back and find you are a direct descendant of a first fleet convict you are known as Australian royalty.
Back in the day reporters always hassled celebrities who visited and straight away asked if they like australia. Made us all seem desperate to be loved lol . Nobody I know gives a F what anyone else thinks about us lol
I so agree. Who would swap what we have for anywhere else and so who cares what people from said anywhere else thinks of us.... with the exception of our siblings across the Tasman ?
The biggest misconception with Australian convicts is that they were hardened criminals. Hardened criminals like murderers were hanged. The majority of convicts were the poor who were caught stealing food to survive. The poor were the undesirables-the burden of British society, and the First Fleet was the first step in ridding English towns and cities of the lowest of lower class.
2:52 UK people only call Australia a prison because sarcasm is their only form humour… and they know we are living it up in a sunny tropical paradise while they live a wet toilet haha
We definitely have self-deprecating humour in common mate. Sarcasm and irony too. I lived in and around Manchester for around four years and I felt at home the moment I arrived. There and my visits to Scotland. It was superb arriving in a place where you can trade humour fluently. I loved it.
Good laugh. Always love Dylan Moran and Dave Allen was well liked here in Australia, very funny guy. However, no way Aussie women would ask the question "have you slimed yet?" (that's just gross!). 🤣🤣
@@Dr_KAPit is not known what the origin is. Many people say different things, however it is much more likely that pom is short for pomegranate, as the English h ave rosy cheeks. Pomegranate does not rhyme with Grant , or immigrant. Why would Australians refer to the English in general as immigrants? It holds less weight than the other theories
@@Lnch4ALion Origins: "Pommy" (or "pom" or "pommie") is a primarily Australian (and largely derisive) slang term used to indicate a recent immigrant from Great Britain, or a Brit in general. The origins of "pommy" having been lost in the mists of time, someone needed to cook up an etymology for it, preferably one equal to the pejorative sense of the word. Accordingly, we now have the story that criminals transported to Australia were designated "Prisoners of His Majesty" or "Prisoners of Mother England" (some versions claim the convicts bore one of these legends printed on the backs of their shirts), and thus the acronym "POHM" or "POME" eventually evolved into the slang term "pom" or "pommy." This amusing anecdote is doubtful as anything more than a fanciful invention, as acronymic origins antedating the mid-twentieth century are automatically suspect, and the use of "pommy" has been recorded at least as far back as 1915. Moreover, nobody has yet turned up corroborating evidence that "Prisoner of His Majesty" or "Prisoners of Mother England" were actually common designations for criminals transported to Australia. The best guess at this time is that "pommy" was based on the word "pomegranate" - either because the redness of the fruit supposedly matched the typically florid British complexion, or because (like "Johnny Grant") it was used as rhyming slang for "immigrant." (Australian National University press)
I saw Dylan Moran years ago in Canberra and he told a joke similar to the “adding ie to the words” like “There’s a bikie, I hope he doesn’t stab me with his knifie”. Interesting to see that Dave Williams did it so many years ago.
This is a good one, we don't take ourselves too seriously, same as the brits. You can take the piss out of us and there's mostly no PC - to a point of course. Appreciating your content, thank you :)
Jimmy Carr, is a classic! Love the Irish comedians, we have a few living here, like Jimeoin! Americans ones have no off switch! Oh dear, that's so crude! Karl Pilkington, epic! David Allen was my father's favorite! Lucky we don't drink so much alcohol anymore! Baaa! 🐑😆👍
Thanks for posting glad you enjoyed it. Because that's us You better get down here Perth is great and still very laid back Billy Connely on oz is also a hoot as is Bill Bailey
Like the Brits, Australians are self-deprecating, and they insult only their friends. If they are being polite to you all the time, you haven't won them over yet.
I loved Dave Allen's comedy, he was very popular in Australia through his TV show. While some of the comedy about indigenous people was funny some comments made me be squirm.
have you slimed yet? haha he made that up lol (thank god) Things have changed, my sister is in the UK right now in July 2024, it took her 24 hours to get there with a stop at Singapore. She has been staying at some hotel in Mayfair, I thought wow must be nice there, it's most expensive spot on the Monopoly board!
Haa. Pisser! I always go to the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala & love watching all the international comics try to do an Australian accent to take the piss out of us. ha at least they try. x Linda
left england in 1965 at the age of 21 after 4 years in the RAF been back several times and can honestly say wouldnt even consider living in a country that is full of whimps
Some very funny stuff there. We don't mind if Brits take the piss, we get to live here, so we call it even. 😂 On a serious note though, if you drink beer at any other temperature than 'icy', what are you thinking!? ❤
Any non-freezing beer has this thing missing from Australia's cold lager: taste. I am an Aussie and a brewer, and I can say our main beers are awful and there is a reason it is served so cold that you can't taste anything.
I think its a matter of environment. You spend all day working in 30+ heat. Who the hell wants to sit in a hot pub drinking hot beer? I brew my own beer and i think theres nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day.
@@python27au Cold does not have to mean below 0, at which temperature you literally can't taste anything. Of course Australia is not going to drink beer at Real Ale temperatures like 12C, but 4-10 is fine. -1 is the temperature Tooheys New aims for on their stupid ice fonts.
@@buchinsku dunno about -1 but how fast do you drink? The beer warms up over time so unless your sculling them down a schooner will be well above zero by the time you finish it, especially when its hot enough to melt the tar on the road. I live in qld and at the typical pub there are something like six taps hooked up to the same font and they were around years before tooheys was on tap here. So its not just a tooheys thing.
As an aussie, i love all of those guys. I mean fuck, i don't know how many times i've set myself up as the fall guy so a brit can get the punchline in. Then we both laugh like little boys and life is great.
As an Aussie - Dave Allen's measured, considered, and affectionate take on us is so much better than that loud, classless, if-I-shock-people-will-they-think-I'm-funny American amateur. Love that you're on this Australian-comedy binge, brother. Has anyone already recommended to you our Golden Age of (skit) Comedy: Renaissance Rome art, science, and poetry; 1940s-50s Paris existentialism; and their equivalent late-'80s-and-early-'90s Fast Forward cultural phenomenon? You'd probably want to watch several compilations and blooper reels of said show to get an overall taste of it. Further, the early-to-mid-'90s Full Frontal in which you can see an early ERIC BANA and one of our national treasures Shaun Micallef, with chraracters like Milo Kerrigan and Fabio, The Most Beautiful Man In The Cosmos! Enjoy! 🙂
Sounds like something Jimmy Carr actually says - I'm 49, first time I've heard it, and no, no matter how rich he is good luck to him getting anyone much younger no matter what he does to himself 😅
The RIcky, Steve, and Karl XFM shows and their podcasts, are THE BEST SHIT EVER. I was so surprised to see them make an appearance in this video at like 6:00. Holy shit man. They are an absolute goldmine of entertainment. Based almost entirely off Karl's perception of the world. I agree. I think we're similar to Brits. We take the piss out of people, and that can be taken as us being rude or disrespectful. But it's the opposite. It's how some of us include you in a group, or welcome you. When I spent a couple months in Scotland, they took the piss out of me completely. Left me high and dry in the jokes department. But they also offered to have me live with them for weeks at a time, then send me off to another relative in another city. The British and Scottish were the most hospitable people I met when I went through 20ish countries. We are very similar. We'll give you shit, then offer you a place to sleep if you need it.
I love the one. Excuse me , can I swim here, is there any sharks ? . The Aussie says , no mate no sharks here , he enters the water for a swim and the Aussie continues, no mate no sharks here because the Crocodile’s have Eaten them. If you want to see a spider , check out the Australian Bird Eating spider. 😊
Dave Allen reckons Aussies have freezing cold beer - if you are living in a place like Nth Qld, where I am from, you are bloody glad of cold beer mate ;) 40+ degrees summers....not a bad Aussie accent from Dave too
the metho (methylated spirits) joke hasn't aged well, it is an Aboriginal voice he did, being that metho was cheap, they drank it, can't recall when, but a horrible flavour was added to stop it. He did make up for it with the white joke at the end though lol
One of my Dad's favourite comedians was Dave Allen. I met him while living in Canada. Didn't have the heart to tell my dad that that he was an arsehole. 😞
Loved Every Comedian All Of Them So Hilarious,. My Great Grandparents on the maternal side came from Cornwall England, on the paternal side from London. My grandmother made the most beautiful Cornish pasties ever, all excellent cooks. Andrew Schulz Only You or perhaps another comedian could have pulled these jokes off...we Aussie's would be in court proceedings more than likely, but I pissed myself laughing at these Ab jokes 😂 I've heard them talk about us the white trash & more, but being a true Aussie I don't care what they say, it seems they always need the help. Dave Allen Bless Him & his Aussie accent was so hilarious, & about the snakes in the grass...we say in slang Joe Blakes = snakes & his one & only sheep so fat & round ready for shearing, & what is it's name lol 😂 😂 🤣 Great Video Thank You.
Can you please do tim minchin "ten foot c*ck and a few hundred virgins" its honestly brilliant and also "the good book" is very good as well, thx for your reactions really enjoy them 👍
Yeah, as an Aussie I don't mind it. I remember Frankie Boyle saying "Australians are the most racist people in the world. Ayers Rock (Uluru) is just a whole lot of dead Aboriginals with a tarp pulled over them". I laughed my head off. We have a dark history with colonisation and we expect it to get thrown back at us. Most Aussies are not that racist but we can laugh at the stereotype.
He also modified it for his audience. The word isn't drinkie, it's tinnie but that takes an explanation. Drinky-poo is acceptable but that word usually refers to non-beer bevvies.
Dylan did my favourite bit about Australia 😂😂 and as Australian he aint wrong 😂😂😂 there's another there's another section of that show that you need to watch about Australia it's more funny than the one that you put up there he just goes talks about how everything in Australia is meant to kill you but it's very funny how it does it
Sorry dude, I may be an Aussie born, but I’m not convict stock. My parents were £10 poms who only stayed a few years before heading home, leaving me, my sister and three half brothers in care. Dave Allen…legendary comic, much loved, much missed. ❤
That's It.. As An Ozzie With All These New Laws We Would Not Get Away With It.. Discrimination. The true stories I could tell you about Aborigines would make your toenails curl up, so when Andrew Schulz came on I couldn't stop laughing I Nearly Pissed Myself 😂 only he & a few other comedians can get away with it ..Yes If It Was You Or Myself Saying This Or A Little Bit More We Would Be In Court Being Sued Or In Prison For A Bit, Or Perhaps Doing Community Service. But I've Heard What Abs Think Of Us lol.. But The Good Part About Being True Aussie Is I Don't Care, Evidently They Need More Help Than Us 😅
A fare number of Convicts were convicted of stealing bread or food, a brooch and after being pardoned, became Settlers side by side with Immigrants (new Australian Farmers). The woman mid-coitus saying, ‘have you slimed yet?’ Obviously had had enough. In other words “what are you doing? get off me”.
If that guy wasn't half drunk, he may have seemed half way coherent. Truth is: Sydney, Hobart, Brisbane and Perth were all penal colonies, but Melbourne and Adelaide were not. Just imagine the hatred between a host of convict descendants scattered over most of Australia and two colonies founded by rich high born people? Beside all that. The Irish were only a proportion of the convicts sent here, the rest were from England proper, due to the industrial revolution putting them all out of work in the farmlands.
"Slimed" said no Australian EVER! Jimmy writes his own comedy specials and all the jokes found within. 95% of his jokes are entirely made up based on nothing in reality whatsoever.
The American comedian kind of disgusted me for a few different reasons (partly because he highlighted the racist elements of Australian culture), but the rest were good, lol. I've never heard anyone say 'slimed' in that context though, and I kind of agree with Jimmy, haha. Ew. Maybe it's more common in other regions (I'm in Victoria)?
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As an Aussie I laughed my arse off! Honestly as far as indigenous jokes go I met an elder up north who invited me in to a conversation with a bunch of other fellas & we ended up swapping jokes about white people & aboriginal people for 2 hours all of us cracking up at both, in saying that it’s all relative to how serious you take life but us Aussies do love a laugh even at our own expense.
Dave Allen a bloody legend! love his sense of humour. God bless him, for there will never be anyone like him
We are not embarrassed about our convict heritage. We love it. If you trace your family tree back and find you are a direct descendant of a first fleet convict you are known as Australian royalty.
Back in the day reporters always hassled celebrities who visited and straight away asked if they like australia. Made us all seem desperate to be loved lol . Nobody I know gives a F what anyone else thinks about us lol
I so agree. Who would swap what we have for anywhere else and so who cares what people from said anywhere else thinks of us.... with the exception of our siblings across the Tasman ?
Hang on, isn't that why we are both here, now? 😅
As an Aussie I found this HILARIOUS 😂
As a fellow Aussie, I also found this fkn hilarious.
me too!
Ditto mate 🤣🤣🤣
I was 69th to like this comment, Nice!!!! lol
Im 51, I JUST remember seeing "The Dave Allen Show" on TV..
A great story teller and funny comedian.
The biggest misconception with Australian convicts is that they were hardened criminals. Hardened criminals like murderers were hanged. The majority of convicts were the poor who were caught stealing food to survive. The poor were the undesirables-the burden of British society, and the First Fleet was the first step in ridding English towns and cities of the lowest of lower class.
2:52 UK people only call Australia a prison because sarcasm is their only form humour… and they know we are living it up in a sunny tropical paradise while they live a wet toilet haha
Yeah and the one's that got here for ten pounds still bloody whinge in denial.
@@arconeagain Still in denial, and yet at least two of them have been PM in the last decade.
@@sokar_rostau good point. Is Gillard Welsh? How awful, yuck.
@@arconeagainnot this little white duck
@@arconeagain Yup.
The other one is Tony Abbott, for those that don't know.
Dave Allen had his own TV show when he lived here. Very clever man who can see the funny side of everyday life.
Ain't no way an Aussie chick asked if he "slimed" yet 😂
Never heard anyone ever mention this. Think he was short of material and that was all he could think of on the spot.
I've had a couple close to this statement.
The foreplay one gets me, "Are you still awake"....then they fall asleep on top drunk, the good ol days
Nah I've Def heard Aussie women say that.
Never heard of that one ever, gross!
We definitely have self-deprecating humour in common mate. Sarcasm and irony too. I lived in and around Manchester for around four years and I felt at home the moment I arrived. There and my visits to Scotland. It was superb arriving in a place where you can trade humour fluently. I loved it.
As another Aussie, I agree, Hilarious!!! Keep up the great videos mate.
Aussies and Brits have a very similar sense of humour.
Good laugh. Always love Dylan Moran and Dave Allen was well liked here in Australia, very funny guy. However, no way Aussie women would ask the question "have you slimed yet?" (that's just gross!). 🤣🤣
for real...shudder
I think he made that one up. Never heard of "You slimed yet?" I've heard, "Did ya pop one off?" 😂😂
The old Dave Allen skits are a huge laugh cheers
Our sheep was called Bunty . He loved ramming people lol
Great video mate. As an Aussie, we are similar to you guys. Take the piss out of anyone...so long as you can take it out of urself too
That's why we call them POME when they arrive here , Prisoner Of Mother England
It's Prisoner of His/Her Majesty. It's what THEY used to call US until we applied our superior southern intellects to the situation.
I didnt know that and I’m Australian, dad told us that we called Brits POMS because they complain all the time ! LoL
It’s not really why we call them POMs- it’s from rhyming slang - pomegranate/Jimmy Grant/immigrant.
@@Dr_KAPit is not known what the origin is. Many people say different things, however it is much more likely that pom is short for pomegranate, as the English h ave rosy cheeks. Pomegranate does not rhyme with Grant , or immigrant. Why would Australians refer to the English in general as immigrants? It holds less weight than the other theories
@@Lnch4ALion
Origins: "Pommy" (or "pom" or "pommie") is a primarily Australian (and largely derisive) slang term used to indicate a recent immigrant from Great Britain, or
a Brit in general. The origins of "pommy" having been lost in the mists of time, someone needed to cook up an etymology for it, preferably one
equal to the pejorative sense of the word. Accordingly, we now have the story that criminals transported to Australia were designated "Prisoners of His Majesty" or "Prisoners of Mother England" (some versions claim the convicts bore one of these legends printed on the backs of their shirts), and thus the acronym "POHM" or "POME" eventually evolved into the slang term "pom" or "pommy."
This amusing anecdote is doubtful as anything more than a fanciful invention, as acronymic origins antedating the mid-twentieth century are automatically suspect, and the use of "pommy" has been recorded at least as far back as 1915. Moreover, nobody has yet turned up corroborating evidence that "Prisoner of His Majesty" or "Prisoners of Mother England" were actually common designations for criminals transported to Australia. The best guess at this time is that "pommy" was based on the word "pomegranate" - either because the redness of the fruit supposedly matched the typically florid British complexion, or because (like "Johnny Grant") it was used as rhyming slang for "immigrant."
(Australian National University press)
Loved Dave Allen , so did my dear old Dad (Australian)
I love that picnic joke always makes me lmfao😂
Yes it's clever
The best way to get on our good side is to take the piss 😂
the black books guy is so chill as he almost offends an entire nation. As someone from Sydney i think he is so awesome.
I saw Dylan Moran years ago in Canberra and he told a joke similar to the “adding ie to the words” like “There’s a bikie, I hope he doesn’t stab me with his knifie”. Interesting to see that Dave Williams did it so many years ago.
This is a good one, we don't take ourselves too seriously, same as the brits. You can take the piss out of us and there's mostly no PC - to a point of course. Appreciating your content, thank you :)
beer has to be served at 1 degree, no warmer
Jimmy Carr, is a classic! Love the Irish comedians, we have a few living here, like Jimeoin! Americans ones have no off switch! Oh dear, that's so crude! Karl Pilkington, epic! David Allen was my father's favorite! Lucky we don't drink so much alcohol anymore! Baaa! 🐑😆👍
Thanks for posting glad you enjoyed it. Because that's us You better get down here Perth is great and still very laid back Billy Connely on oz is also a hoot as is Bill Bailey
Like the Brits, Australians are self-deprecating, and they insult only their friends. If they are being polite to you all the time, you haven't won them over yet.
I was expecting Billy Connolly in this. Check his take on Australia.
Yeah, what's his bloody name?
That's classically Australian. I hope we never lose our dry sense of humour.
I loved Dave Allen's comedy, he was very popular in Australia through his TV show. While some of the comedy about indigenous people was funny some comments made me be squirm.
have you slimed yet? haha he made that up lol (thank god) Things have changed, my sister is in the UK right now in July 2024, it took her 24 hours to get there with a stop at Singapore. She has been staying at some hotel in Mayfair, I thought wow must be nice there, it's most expensive spot on the Monopoly board!
Haa. Pisser! I always go to the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala & love watching all the international comics try to do an Australian accent to take the piss out of us. ha at least they try.
x Linda
left england in 1965 at the age of 21 after 4 years in the RAF been back several times and can honestly say wouldnt even consider living in a country that is full of whimps
I remember Rommel accused the Poms of dressing up as Aussie Soldiers to scare his troops,
Love Dylan Moran - saw him years ago when he first came to Australia-
Some very funny stuff there. We don't mind if Brits take the piss, we get to live here, so we call it even. 😂 On a serious note though, if you drink beer at any other temperature than 'icy', what are you thinking!? ❤
Any non-freezing beer has this thing missing from Australia's cold lager: taste. I am an Aussie and a brewer, and I can say our main beers are awful and there is a reason it is served so cold that you can't taste anything.
I think its a matter of environment. You spend all day working in 30+ heat. Who the hell wants to sit in a hot pub drinking hot beer? I brew my own beer and i think theres nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day.
@@python27au Cold does not have to mean below 0, at which temperature you literally can't taste anything. Of course Australia is not going to drink beer at Real Ale temperatures like 12C, but 4-10 is fine. -1 is the temperature Tooheys New aims for on their stupid ice fonts.
@@buchinsku dunno about -1 but how fast do you drink? The beer warms up over time so unless your sculling them down a schooner will be well above zero by the time you finish it, especially when its hot enough to melt the tar on the road. I live in qld and at the typical pub there are something like six taps hooked up to the same font and they were around years before tooheys was on tap here. So its not just a tooheys thing.
@@python27au Sure, cold drinks make you feel cooler.
To a kill a Wiggle. That’s funny.
the best stand up comedy about australia is billy connolly at comic aid
Aussies are just British people except they're happy because they get good weather.
No.
Sounds like every Aussie I know good folks
I love Dave Allen - he was my father’s favourite comedian and that’s nice to think about.
We’re hip to our Convict streak .
as an Australian, i thought that was great!
As an Australian it was good.
"it's those white Australians I hate" that is hilarious.
As an aussie, i love all of those guys. I mean fuck, i don't know how many times i've set myself up as the fall guy so a brit can get the punchline in. Then we both laugh like little boys and life is great.
As an Aussie - Dave Allen's measured, considered, and affectionate take on us is so much better than that loud, classless, if-I-shock-people-will-they-think-I'm-funny American amateur.
Love that you're on this Australian-comedy binge, brother. Has anyone already recommended to you our Golden Age of (skit) Comedy: Renaissance Rome art, science, and poetry; 1940s-50s Paris existentialism; and their equivalent late-'80s-and-early-'90s Fast Forward cultural phenomenon? You'd probably want to watch several compilations and blooper reels of said show to get an overall taste of it. Further, the early-to-mid-'90s Full Frontal in which you can see an early ERIC BANA and one of our national treasures Shaun Micallef, with chraracters like Milo Kerrigan and Fabio, The Most Beautiful Man In The Cosmos!
Enjoy! 🙂
Sounds like something Jimmy Carr actually says - I'm 49, first time I've heard it, and no, no matter how rich he is good luck to him getting anyone much younger no matter what he does to himself 😅
Love it, it's so great 😂
That was funny!
I don't mind being made fun of like that. Lol
I was at that Dylan Moran show! He was funny.
The RIcky, Steve, and Karl XFM shows and their podcasts, are THE BEST SHIT EVER. I was so surprised to see them make an appearance in this video at like 6:00. Holy shit man. They are an absolute goldmine of entertainment. Based almost entirely off Karl's perception of the world.
I agree. I think we're similar to Brits. We take the piss out of people, and that can be taken as us being rude or disrespectful. But it's the opposite. It's how some of us include you in a group, or welcome you. When I spent a couple months in Scotland, they took the piss out of me completely. Left me high and dry in the jokes department. But they also offered to have me live with them for weeks at a time, then send me off to another relative in another city. The British and Scottish were the most hospitable people I met when I went through 20ish countries. We are very similar. We'll give you shit, then offer you a place to sleep if you need it.
I love the one. Excuse me , can I swim here, is there any sharks ? . The Aussie says , no mate no sharks here , he enters the water for a swim and the Aussie continues, no mate no sharks here because the Crocodile’s have Eaten them. If you want to see a spider , check out the Australian Bird Eating spider. 😊
Partly accurate, mildly funny.
There is a Burger King on Grand junction road rosewater in SA
Dave Allen reckons Aussies have freezing cold beer - if you are living in a place like Nth Qld, where I am from, you are bloody glad of cold beer mate ;) 40+ degrees summers....not a bad Aussie accent from Dave too
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love your show shame we can’t send stuff to you
the metho (methylated spirits) joke hasn't aged well, it is an Aboriginal voice he did, being that metho was cheap, they drank it, can't recall when, but a horrible flavour was added to stop it. He did make up for it with the white joke at the end though lol
I fucking loved it mate
Is Dylan Moran drunk. He always sounds and acts like he is. He is still awesome and I love Jimmy Carr😂
One of my Dad's favourite comedians was Dave Allen. I met him while living in Canada. Didn't have the heart to tell my dad that that he was an arsehole. 😞
Loved Every Comedian All Of Them So Hilarious,. My Great Grandparents on the maternal side came from Cornwall England, on the paternal side from London. My grandmother made the most beautiful Cornish pasties ever, all excellent cooks.
Andrew Schulz Only You or perhaps another comedian could have pulled these jokes off...we Aussie's would be in court proceedings more than likely, but I pissed myself laughing at these Ab jokes 😂 I've heard them talk about us the white trash & more, but being a true Aussie I don't care what they say, it seems they always need the help.
Dave Allen Bless Him & his Aussie accent was so hilarious, & about the snakes in the grass...we say in slang Joe Blakes = snakes & his one & only sheep so fat & round ready for shearing, & what is it's name lol 😂 😂 🤣 Great Video Thank You.
Well I was shocked. Never did I think to hear such slander. We as a country must try harder.
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I enjoyed everyone but the yank. I find their obsession with skin colour very cringey. Love Dave Allen though.
Can you please do tim minchin "ten foot c*ck and a few hundred virgins" its honestly brilliant and also "the good book" is very good as well, thx for your reactions really enjoy them 👍
I’m old I guess. British comedy since everything pre 1990. Ish.
When the french finish their wine they dont syphon fuel out of the car and keep on partying....
Yeah, as an Aussie I don't mind it. I remember Frankie Boyle saying "Australians are the most racist people in the world. Ayers Rock (Uluru) is just a whole lot of dead Aboriginals with a tarp pulled over them". I laughed my head off. We have a dark history with colonisation and we expect it to get thrown back at us. Most Aussies are not that racist but we can laugh at the stereotype.
For some really old and bizarre Australian children's 'humour' try Mr Squiggle.
Or AGGRO, a bathmat puppet from the eighties/nineties that was hilarious.
He’s great but very old school. I think he was my fathers favourite comedian.
Gold mate
Dave Allen left out the obvious, pressie.
He also modified it for his audience. The word isn't drinkie, it's tinnie but that takes an explanation. Drinky-poo is acceptable but that word usually refers to non-beer bevvies.
That was very funny and I’m a Aussie
Dylan did my favourite bit about Australia 😂😂 and as Australian he aint wrong 😂😂😂 there's another there's another section of that show that you need to watch about Australia it's more funny than the one that you put up there he just goes talks about how everything in Australia is meant to kill you but it's very funny how it does it
Dave Allen is one of the only people who who can do anAussie accent.
You should listen to Rodney Rude, easily the most offensive Australian comedian
Sorry dude, I may be an Aussie born, but I’m not convict stock. My parents were £10 poms who only stayed a few years before heading home, leaving me, my sister and three half brothers in care. Dave Allen…legendary comic, much loved, much missed. ❤
And they weren't all Irish convicts either.
My goodness
Those Schulz jokes were pretty edgy. As an Aussie, I don't think that I would get away with saying that.
That's It.. As An Ozzie With All These New Laws We Would Not Get Away With It.. Discrimination. The true stories I could tell you about Aborigines would make your toenails curl up, so when Andrew Schulz came on I couldn't stop laughing I Nearly Pissed Myself 😂 only he & a few other comedians can get away with it ..Yes If It Was You Or Myself Saying This Or A Little Bit More We Would Be In Court Being Sued Or In Prison For A Bit, Or Perhaps Doing Community Service. But I've Heard What Abs Think Of Us lol.. But The Good Part About Being True Aussie Is I Don't Care, Evidently They Need More Help Than Us 😅
@@louannelawson4916 Nice to meet you, old racist lady who somehow capitalises every word.
Funny stuff, unfortunately, i dont have any convict ancestors, would be nice to have had at least 1.
Isn’t they british, jimmy car and what’s his name. Not the Italian American
A fare number of Convicts were convicted of stealing bread or food, a brooch and after being pardoned, became Settlers side by side with Immigrants (new Australian Farmers).
The woman mid-coitus saying, ‘have you slimed yet?’ Obviously had had enough. In other words “what are you doing? get off me”.
Love Dylan Moran
If that guy wasn't half drunk, he may have seemed half way coherent. Truth is: Sydney, Hobart, Brisbane and Perth were all penal colonies, but Melbourne and Adelaide were not. Just imagine the hatred between a host of convict descendants scattered over most of Australia and two colonies founded by rich high born people? Beside all that. The Irish were only a proportion of the convicts sent here, the rest were from England proper, due to the industrial revolution putting them all out of work in the farmlands.
After this, I think you've had enough of an intro to Aussies.
Kevin Wilson (Adult comedian like Jimmy Carr but sings) songs are a next ;)
What language are these people speaking?
It's funny
Get fuel from the hatred inspired in you lol
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Yeah, well this is all very well... but what's the name of the bl**dy sheep?
"Slimed" said no Australian EVER!
Jimmy writes his own comedy specials and all the jokes found within. 95% of his jokes are entirely made up based on nothing in reality whatsoever.
Aussies aren't so close to the Americans and without a doubt we are more like the Brits and the Irish.
The American comedian kind of disgusted me for a few different reasons (partly because he highlighted the racist elements of Australian culture), but the rest were good, lol. I've never heard anyone say 'slimed' in that context though, and I kind of agree with Jimmy, haha. Ew. Maybe it's more common in other regions (I'm in Victoria)?
Get over it. Even I like to picnic in the park when I get paid.
Never understood why people find Jimmy Carr funny.
His humour is sardonic which is not everyone's cup of tea. Every comedian has their own style. I think he's OK but no Jim Jeffries
Dats racist
That American was awful
Comedians are old, poor humour.
I love political innapropiate humour.
I love the piss
All good love it better then being stuck up and having to watch you need to say
People need to get thicker skinned most Aussie's covered in calluses
Pretty had to upset an aussie unless it's done on aggressive manner
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Ugh I had to stop when Ricky Gervais started laughing