The best part is that plan A was to stop after "it's awfully appreciated!" to get showered with applause, but the audience totally failed so he immediately roasts them and Conan with the monologue line 😂
I like to think Martin Short sits at home and constantly just writes new ways to insult Conan and then once he has enough he goes on the show. Thats like his hobby.
I met Martin Short at a party unexpectedly a few years back & he was a genuinely kind & warm person. He asked questions about me & didn't talk about himself at all. He seems like a lovely person. ❤🌠
It's crazy to think of how much I loved watching Martin on SCTV when I was a 9 yo little girl and watching him now at 55yo and he's gotten even better with age❤.
Marty Short is the funniest man in the business! I really wish the Golden Globes or Academy Awards would ask him to host. I laughed at this entire reel - out loud!
I just realized Martin Short is the Don Rickles of his generation, who wouldn’t want to be just eviscerated by Rickles? It’s the funniest thing, and I feel the same way about Martin, what a comedic genius
what's funny about Irish and Scottish family background comedians from the 20th century is they hardly ever miss in the 21st century. Williams, Conan, Short, Meyers, Carlin... Murphy... I mean I could just go on and on
I have always loved Martin Short. When I was 17 and saw him on SCTV, I wanted to move to Toronto (from the NY suburbs) and marry him!!! I too loved Zagnuts. 😍 I hope he's very happy now. I know he lost his wife and they were close.
I’ve got family that have worked for him and from what I’ve been told he does this to everyone whom works for him. Though when there isn’t any audience he does it just to feel better about himself.
"I didn't know there would be an audience, I'd heard the monologue." is devastating.
That's just as bad, if not even worse, than when Sam Reich was called "Ewok Ellen Degeneres". Perhaps the most brutal roast I have ever heard.
His inner Rickles simmers just below the surface. Or not.
The best part is that plan A was to stop after "it's awfully appreciated!" to get showered with applause, but the audience totally failed so he immediately roasts them and Conan with the monologue line 😂
@@potatoesforlife1234He looks like the mayor of a town where everybody sings
"Boy, KFC can cater..." Martin Short is one of the funniest ever.
I would 100% let KFC cater my event. Sounds amazing.
This also works because Conan is such a good sport.
Conan likes the laugh no matter how it happens
They're great friends.
Exactly.
I like to think Martin Short sits at home and constantly just writes new ways to insult Conan and then once he has enough he goes on the show. Thats like his hobby.
He definitely has some in the pocket.
Wait, he doesn't? 🤔
It would be insulting if he didn’t, Conan loves it and we do to
"You look like the film negative of Django Unchained"
Holy shiiiii
Unbelievable!!!! What a pro
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard
So good lmaoo
“You make Mike Pence look like a character in Black Panther.” Damn 🤣
“20% more and you’re done” gets me every time 😂
Funniest slam ever!😅
“Who’s your final guest? Is it Jay Leno?” lol
Absolutely brutal.
"Sorry, thought you knew........." Brutal! But also awesome.
Any whey what's your kwesstion?
Had me in tears 😂
NOBODY roasts Conan like Martin.
I love how much joy they BOTH get out of it.
Martin Short is 74 and is still as sharp as a knife!
sharper than biden...that's for sure.
Like a hot knife through soft, pale Irish butter
@@rwhirschJoe Biden lives rent free in your head
“It’s astounding how big this house is given the talent.” 💀
“Even Donald Sterling would say get some color” is a top tier multi layered masterpiece 😂
I get that donald sterling is racist but what's the other layers?
"I dont have any celebrity friends."
"Wait a second, Lil Twist. Are you two fighting again?"
Martin short takes such obvious joy from making people laugh and I love to see it
Pure Luck had me ROTFL
I met Martin Short at a party unexpectedly a few years
back & he was a genuinely
kind & warm person. He
asked questions about
me & didn't talk about
himself at all. He seems
like a lovely person. ❤🌠
That last one was 💀 They both knew the assignment and executed it perfectly😂
His delivery is spot on. He can make almost any line hilarious the way he says stuff.
Martin Short is pure gold 🤣💥❤️
He's gotta be one of the quickest wits out there. Gotta love Marty Short
I love Conan’s reactions to Martins insults.
I swear, Martin Short is the funniest man alive. 😂
It’s perfect that Conan plays along and truly enjoys Martin ribbing him …😂
the jay leno line was savage af
5:26 How come? Got me 😂
You’ve changed you hair kills me every time
Evocative of Don Rickles. You have taken up the torch, Marty.
Marty has more intellect
Ohh, he has pushed far beyond rickkes just in timing alone.
@@desklamp1175definitely not. But hey that's alright
@@mns8732umm no. But we all have shitty opinions I guess
"It's astounding how big this house is, given the talent" killed me oh my God 😂😂
Conan liked the "But you know , pride" joke for sure.
That was an off beat delivery
That cracked me up.
conan looks like the stay puff marshmallow distance runner
Perfect
Martin Short, the savage Canadian.
He's actually a goose taken human form
He is Irish. He is not an Inuit or native American so he is not Canadian
You know you made it in life when martin short roasts ya like
This
3:56 Look how excited Conan is to get roasted !! 🙂Just the best host ever, knows how to let his guests cook.
It's crazy to think of how much I loved watching Martin on SCTV when I was a 9 yo little girl and watching him now at 55yo and he's gotten even better with age❤.
Negative version of Django Unchained 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
That’s ice cold. Diabolical even 😂😂😂😂
“Your wife likes to sing in the shower… Oh… thought you knew.” Ouch!!😂😂😂
Martin Short is an absolute comedic genuis! One of the all time greats! #legend
Jeez is he quick
Conan is so chill he even cosplays as Conan The Pale for all Martin's jokes. he even answers to him in character hh
The Donald Sterling bit had me in stitches 😂
Of all the shows that don't have a host named Jimmy, yours is my favorite!
Human embodiment of utah. Thats so good.
Marty Short is the funniest man in the business! I really wish the Golden Globes or Academy Awards would ask him to host. I laughed at this entire reel - out loud!
One of the funniest actors in recent times. Him and Steve Martin are sensational
Who came here after Conan had Mulaney on the podcast
Me😂
Me three! I found it, YAY!!😂😂
the master. he reeled him in. and showed no mercy 😂
canadians are the nicest mean people
This dude is savage
As a woman, I respect his backhanded compliment game
Great comment.
These are savage but the last one was the dagger!
He's so quick with it
The whiteout joke correction is the best😂
"20% more and you're done" I'm stealing that
"You look like the human embodiment of Utah" 😆
"Oh SHE likes to sing in the shower" - the man is gettin old but is still faster than lightning.
Martin Short as Ed Grimely with Tina Turner and the SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING are two of the best bits ever.
I know you, I know you!
I’m not a strong swimmer.
his delivery is incredible - this edit (with the exception of the last clip) is great
the last clip is great lmao
Doesn't Conan know that Martin could rip him limb from limb?
I'm only here for this comment.
I searched this video out for this comment.
He's 6'4". Conan is showing great grace to this petty little elf.
This is a parody comment, the one Conan mentioned is further down, FYI
@@5ofeleven it's not THE comment. Mulaney interview was 8 months ago
"I tease! Why? Question mark. Because I love! Exclamation point."
Martin short is genius.. pure comedy in its organics
Martin fucking short lol this was my fave comedian when I was little. What a great mind lol quick guy
Three Amigos.
One of the best movies ever released
Three Fugitives is great too. ☘️
When SNL was funny as hell
😂😂😂 God dammit, that man funny. Whatta talent.
"and I say that with love"
it's such an honor to be roasted by martin short
I am shocked. I never knew Short had this tremendous wit.
Martin Short has been making me laugh for 44 years ever since SCTV.
Jiminy Glick is showing through 😁. Brilliant entertainer , comedian.
pure art. this made me so happy
I just realized Martin Short is the Don Rickles of his generation, who wouldn’t want to be just eviscerated by Rickles? It’s the funniest thing, and I feel the same way about Martin, what a comedic genius
Martin Short is WAaaaay funnier and more clever than Rickles ever was.
Rickles was just mean and nasty and about to blow a gasket through his whole act.
The last one was diabolical
Yes!!! Like a fucking assassin.
The way he says: you 're pale 😅😅😅
Martin is hilarious. No other.
This is fantastic 😂
I have not laughed like I did, for the longest time, after watching this!😅
The irony is that Martin looks paler than Conan in these videos.
This is non-stop ball busting 😂
but pride. holy shit.
With that smile Martin puts on, I can't believe he never played Satan in some comedy.
Martin has the Conan Clearance. Nuff said
I didn't know there was an auditiance, I heard the monolog
No one roasts like Martin Short, period.
Well, Don Rickles...
He's basically just doing Jiminy Glick.
what's funny about Irish and Scottish family background comedians from the 20th century is they hardly ever miss in the 21st century. Williams, Conan, Short, Meyers, Carlin... Murphy... I mean I could just go on and on
Craig Ferguson would like a word
All those that you named have Irish ancestry, not scottish
Martin Short has always been hilarious.
A #2 pencil. 😂
Little known fact: The Longlegs character was based off Conan O'Brien's appearance.
Conan needs the occasional roasting to stay humble
I have always loved Martin Short. When I was 17 and saw him on SCTV, I wanted to move to Toronto (from the NY suburbs) and marry him!!! I too loved Zagnuts. 😍
I hope he's very happy now. I know he lost his wife and they were close.
The #2 ✏️ 😂
I love his impression of Catherine Hepburn
Maybe im hood but i would tear up kfc catering
I love it😂😂😂😂
I think the funniest part is that on set, they look MAYBE a shade off, but I love the roasts!
World-class smartass.
"You make Mike Pence look like a character in Black Panther." 💀💀
That last one was just awkward 😅
I’ve got family that have worked for him and from what I’ve been told he does this to everyone whom works for him. Though when there isn’t any audience he does it just to feel better about himself.
Yellow skin and red hair, you look like a number 2 pencil. Classic
Is he yellow or is he pale?
On a side note I miss Queer Eye...the good ole days.
Conan reminds me of a young quentin tarantino
I want to see Martin short vs John lovitz
OMG those two together would be insane
In all reality, Flo probably would be more interesting conversation than a lot of big celebrities.