Doubt it, maybe though. Definitely AI Dinklage though. You can tell by certain pronunciations of words, incorrect for their written usage. Dink would have read it correctly I would imagine.
Can't imagine any ship except for a small scout having only one coffee machine. Or maybe this ship has been on a long deployment and the rest of the machines have already met sad fates. Taking all thier food and water is a little much especially if something happens the patrol might not arrive within a week
Polite hint from an avid coffee nut. Buy a spare coffee maker! One day yours will break, most likely at a very bad time. As for the blend, the best I have stumbled upon is called Coffee House. Marketed by Green Mountain Coffee.
At first I was listening and heard the “THEIR TRUE SOURCE OF POWER” and wondered what did they take then heard about the coffee machine and thought “ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS” I am a huge coffee lover especially fresh from the farms in Hawaii so good I don’t even use cream or sugar. Dang the most valuable substance in the galaxy at that rate I guarantee it’s not just humans drinking it
Greetings from Drayton Valley Alberta Canada. As a former coffee roaster let me say they got it wrong. Espresso actually has less caffeine than a regular coffee. The use of steam to extract the brew means less time in contact with the beans thus less caffeine and more flavour ❤😊
LMFAO!!! i don't drink much coffee these days. But, I understand Captain Diana's fury. I worked for a local county jail for many years. 11 of those were seg units. about 10-11yrs. ago my partner and i got written up and sent to rehab classes for caffeine addiction. We made the strongest coffee in the whole facility. 12 scoops of Hills Brothers Breakfast Blend to a 12 cup pot. But hey! At least we weren't on meth like everybody thought!😜😜
@@elizabethb3436 Yeah. We got outed when our sergeant who had just came back from deployment and liked to brag about how he liked his coffee strong fixed himself a cup out of our pot. He had to water it down twice before he could drink it. Worst part is, we were so used to it that we didn't get the jitters. But withdrawals was the second worst thing I've ever been through.
At first I thought they stole one of the human ships and I was about to be like history has determined that stealing a ship from any human is a very very very very very very very very very very bad idea (The humanity has shown anything that touching a ship even so much as scratching it could result in an entire war such as the 6 hour I ran war that wiped out like 90% of their naval and Air Force)
congrats...your stories don't have all the woke BS that some of the other story tellers and the endless repeating of phrases and chapters. Whatever AI you are using..keep it up...this is very enjoyable.
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A truely hilarious tale and as a coffee lover I completely understand the fully armed intervention and retrieval.
The coffee machine im not even a minute in and had pause to laugh😂😂 i hope the rest of this story is just as funny edit omg it is luv it. 😂😂
The funny part is, I would 100% expect the human’s response here
Right 😂?
Just want you to know how much these light-hearted moments are appreciated.
Onward and forward --->
Loved this
As a former sailor of the United States Navy I can tell you that the only one thing gets in the way of getting killed and having a good day coffee
And possibly beer shipmate! 😁👍
No one takes our coffee and lives for stealing our coffee means death *grins evilly*
Captain Janeway: Computer, coffee black.
I liked the tip to Picard with the Earl Gray 😃
Ass Jitters?
The naming conventions for new space ships is ... interesting.
Great story, I love a good laugh 😆🇦🇺😍
Soo hilarious just how did they ssteat the coffee machine
coffee is life, i understand the no bs attitude over the old reliable
You do not mess with coffee or tea that will get you in trouble the aliens learned the hard way..
The British learned that the hard way as well
Boston Tea Party would like to have a chat with you on the tea part.
COfFeE!!
Does Peter Dinklage know that this lot are using his voice! 😅
Doubt it, maybe though. Definitely AI Dinklage though. You can tell by certain pronunciations of words, incorrect for their written usage. Dink would have read it correctly I would imagine.
Hmmm, I always thought it sounded like Neil Gaiman
Humor is the best stress relief
No one takes our coffee!
As an avid coffee drinker I agree 😁
"Water is the element of life, because without water, there is no coffee, and without coffee *I will unalive you all!!!*"
I can seriously get behind this ( 🤣 ) I also need my morning shot. 😊👍
Can't imagine any ship except for a small scout having only one coffee machine. Or maybe this ship has been on a long deployment and the rest of the machines have already met sad fates. Taking all thier food and water is a little much especially if something happens the patrol might not arrive within a week
I have 2 avid coffee drinkers in my house. Where can I get some cosmic blend for them?? LOL!!
Polite hint from an avid coffee nut. Buy a spare coffee maker! One day yours will break, most likely at a very bad time. As for the blend, the best I have stumbled upon is called Coffee House. Marketed by Green Mountain Coffee.
I've got two not too mention two Farberware percorlaters
I don't know about galactic blend, but look into Flip Coffee if you'd like your coffee purchase to help rehabilitate shelter dogs in need.
That's brilliant! Simply brilliant! Lol.
At first I was listening and heard the “THEIR TRUE SOURCE OF POWER” and wondered what did they take then heard about the coffee machine and thought “ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS” I am a huge coffee lover especially fresh from the farms in Hawaii so good I don’t even use cream or sugar. Dang the most valuable substance in the galaxy at that rate I guarantee it’s not just humans drinking it
So true the story is so funny. I would react the same touch my coffee machine and it’s war at least my first cup in the morning.😅
Dinklage is spot on!
Greetings from Drayton Valley Alberta Canada. As a former coffee roaster let me say they got it wrong. Espresso actually has less caffeine than a regular coffee. The use of steam to extract the brew means less time in contact with the beans thus less caffeine and more flavour ❤😊
So the humans are nothing else than pirates then?
I loved this story!
LMFAO!!! i don't drink much coffee these days. But, I understand Captain Diana's fury. I worked for a local county jail for many years. 11 of those were seg units. about 10-11yrs. ago my partner and i got written up and sent to rehab classes for caffeine addiction. We made the strongest coffee in the whole facility. 12 scoops of Hills Brothers Breakfast Blend to a 12 cup pot. But hey! At least we weren't on meth like everybody thought!😜😜
Death wish coffee omg the jitters are nothing in comparison to that stay awake 3 days straight coffee.
@@elizabethb3436 Yeah. We got outed when our sergeant who had just came back from deployment and liked to brag about how he liked his coffee strong fixed himself a cup out of our pot. He had to water it down twice before he could drink it. Worst part is, we were so used to it that we didn't get the jitters. But withdrawals was the second worst thing I've ever been through.
@@michaellinnet6095 I can believe it
Now that was a damn good story.
i actually like this one kinda funny
Great and funny story! I can relate to my love of coffee! lol
This story made me laugh! Even with the AI voice and the forced close captioning.
That was funny as hell and very believable !! i know some coffee lover that would kill if someone took there coffee machine
I have two spare machines, just in case.
yep totaly reasonable response.
You stole their coffee? WTF were you thinking! Planets get fractured for less than that!!
😂😂 So funny!!😂😂
❤
Perfect for national coffee day! 9-29-24 🎉🎉🎉
Huh. Learned something.
Not gonna lie, this is 100% how I would respond as well.
At first I thought they stole one of the human ships and I was about to be like history has determined that stealing a ship from any human is a very very very very very very very very very very bad idea
(The humanity has shown anything that touching a ship even so much as scratching it could result in an entire war such as the 6 hour I ran war that wiped out like 90% of their naval and Air Force)
Captain Janeway? VS. The Ferangi?
Learned early that you never get between the Gunny and his "lifer juice".
Hertha Overpass
Wyman Harbor
That is true you don't screw around with our coffee in the morning or in the evening or anytime that's big trouble
Look what happened when an alian took a child. Then you took the coffee maker?😂
Snick-Snax gets around. Wasnt he a chief of medical staff at a hospital a few stories ago?
Probably a different timeline for every story
Messing with a coffy? Bed idea!
Just like Captain Janeway
I dont know if it was ever said but thow SHALT not interfere with coffee.
Glover Manors
human pirates
Bill Manor
Zboncak Park
He he a coffee machine
😂😅😂😂😂
Why is every character this guy writes is called siks snaks
How does one get aboard a WARSHIP and steal the coffee maker from the officers mess?
Very carefully 🙏
Wehner Turnpike
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Abernathy Field
Good story, bad AI art 😂😂😂
Butt simple traders...
FA FO
🤣🤣🤣🤣
congrats...your stories don't have all the woke BS that some of the other story tellers and the endless repeating of phrases and chapters. Whatever AI you are using..keep it up...this is very enjoyable.