"Literally" the best thing ever? Do you know what the word "literally" means? And if so, do you know what a vagina feels like? I'm guessing the answer is no to both.
@@ionryful That sniper fight was straight up embarrassing though lol. Tien didn’t use the solar flare or the dodon ray, but instead decided to run in a straight line lol
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I mean, if we're going to rate success by how much money they have then they all get pwned by Bulma who is like a billionaire. She's been rich AF since the very start. So, that would mean that Vegeta dwarfs them all, since he married her. Goku also did alright for himself, because Chi-Chi also comes from money. Krillin, meanwhile, is forced to live in Kame House with his wife and kid.
@@alexzero3736 Not to mention that his desire to kill Goku had less to do with the kind of man he was, and more to do with defending his dojo's pride by seeking revenge in the name of his sensei.
@gurvmlk what do you mean? Tien tries murdering Goku because he didn't want Goku telling the villagers he was in cahoots with Chickenshow first. That's way worse and shows just how evil he was.
@@inquizition9672 More misguided by his school's teachings. Tien wasn't so much evil himself, as much as he was blindly upholding the beliefs endowed to him by his dojo. Otherwise, he wouldn't have turned so easily when Roshi managed to make him open his eyes. His villainy was more a case of him being what was expected of him, and obsessing over upholding the Crane School's honor. As opposed to if we look at somebody like Tao, who sincerely enjoyed the assassin's life.
@gurvmlk he really did think he had killed Goku when he apparently crushed him with that tree. He didn't seem remorseful at all for killing what he thought was a normal kid. I don't think you're grasping how heinous a crime he committed because it's just a cartoon, and the action is dressed up in a way that desensitizes you to violence and the severity of everyone's actions. TLDR; Tien thought he killed a kid for discovering his scam, and he didn't bat an eye.
except back then Yamcha as a BD and one of the best. Considering Tien is the strongest fighter at the moment, Yamcha catches up to him. So if Yamcha is a loser, than Tien is worst for letting Yamcha catch him in power.
@@Phoenix-pm2qr Tien thought the rest of the tournament was going to be a cake walk after beating Yamcha because he believed Yamcha to be the best of Roshi's students.
Lizzy that is if you like bald midgets with creepy clown faces who sounds like a little girl when he talks. You can have him, I'll take Vegeta or Raditz.
Yamcha: You've only gotten this far is because you haven't fought me yet. Tien: Poor Yamcha. The only thing more pathetic than a loser is a loser who thinks he's born to win. REKT!
Krillin: THATS IT YOU"VE ONLY GOT ONE HAIR YOU (something) UNICORN! Chiaotzu: That's better than none OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+Derrick Lee Wait, wasn't it already established early on that Krillin shaves his hair? Or was that only in something like one of the English adaptations of the manga? I recall a scene where Goku either asks about or comments on Krillin being bald and Krillin goes on about how true martial artists shave their heads (or something like that), citing Roshi who states that "No, I'm just bald." Spoiler Alert Plus we later see Krillin with a full head of hair when he does stop shaving it. ;)
@@Monobrobe what did i tell you this is unabridged by Funimation so Chiaotzu is just whatever he is and that tounge thing he did that was just to troll Krillin because Turtle and Crane school rivalry and I think Nappa and Guldo in Budokai Tenkaichi 3 called Chiaotzu a puppet because of his friendship with Tien and his very very very small stature
It's crazy to think that despite Chiaotzu being pitifully weak compared to the other main characters, by the time of DBS he could probably still beat most of the Namek saga villains pretty easily outside of Frieza.
No he can't, lmao. Sorry but Chiaotzu got nerfed hard...he wouldn't be able to do much against Namek saga villains. What the heck is he going to do to Zarbon and Dodoria, for example??
The thing that made me really laugh was Tien being all vicious, calling Yamcha a loser, then coming outta nowhere all concerned and BLUSHING about Chaoutzu potentially catching a cold.
@@ccutter2 Nah nah, Krillin _chose_ to be bald especially since he's a monk and yet getting called baldy upsets him Honestly that's just a clapback on Krillin because he should've seen that coming eventually
1:19 "Chiaotzu stop it, you know you're supposed to keep that hat on you'll catch a cold" wow even evil Tien is overprotective of Chiaotzu what a good guy
It's so surreal going back and seeing how Chiaotzu was very static and stoic with how he posed and made little movements. He changed a lot with much more visible emotion and expressive body language later
Now that midget is a slur, this is even more funny. If Chiaotzu survived the Saiyan saga for long enough, he would have pointed to great ape Vegeta and said "ni-
This is even funnier knowing krillin actually waxes his head and can grow a full head of hair
That's probably the real reason we didn't see them in the Buu Saga. Chiaotzu was mad that Krillin had all that hair now.
Facts lol
It doesn't help that chaotzu never got any taller either
@@NeshieTheKingSlayer or maybe the character is useless
@@ooofsized2036 but yamcha is useful
Tien worrying about Chiaotzu catching a cold is so adorable
Tien is like a mom
I think he's embarrassed to be seen with Chiaotzu's one hair
Chioatsu’s design came from Chinese zombies. In Chinese folklore, sorcerers raised dead children as pet zombies to demonstrate their powers.
@@matt13r1 Yeah, I always thought Tien was like a dad or older brother to Chiatzou
Yes because tien has none
"Chiaotzu stop it you know you're supposed to keep the hat on you'll catch cold"
that's adorable
Mama Tien
Radical Soul it is
Some Guy more like dad tien
i'm surprised krillen didn't comment on that
"You'll catch cold" ~ tien, who isn't even wearing a top
I love how he calls out krillin for being bald despite the fact that his best friend tien is ALSO bald
Evan Kihlstadius *they, are , all, bald* du du duum
Also, Krillin towers Chaotzu in Dbz and onwards
Is he bald though, or did he shave his head?
Krillin shaves his head.
Nah dude he has one hair.
chaozu sticking his tongue out at the very last moment before the video cuts out is literally the best thing ever
Ba
Both creepy & cute
"Literally" the best thing ever? Do you know what the word "literally" means? And if so, do you know what a vagina feels like? I'm guessing the answer is no to both.
bla-
I wonder... Is Chiaotzu some kind of ghost or spirit? Cuz he kinda looks like one.
RIP Akira Toriyama. Thank you for creating these characters.
Arale
See you in hell Akira Toriyama
That last line is exactly why I love Tien so much what a great character
Goes to show that he was an antagonist but not truly a villain back in this arc (unlike his master Shen and mentor Tao).
Then DBS ruined him…
@@aeb8312not a villain? He did kill people
@@Ireallydislikehandles Can't ruin somebody who's hardly there to begin with...
@@ionryful That sniper fight was straight up embarrassing though lol. Tien didn’t use the solar flare or the dodon ray, but instead decided to run in a straight line lol
Tien shit talking the dream team then rapidly switching to watching out that his little buddy doesn't catch a cold is pretty funny, imo.
yep
"You'll catch cold"
Says the one without a shirt xd
lol
The XD is supposed to be capitalized. They look similar to someone shutting their eyes tightly due to laughter.
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Few years later, krillin grew taller than chaotzu and then ever more years, he grew more hair than chaotzu
firemaster89 Roblox Stuff krillin is already taller than him in dragon ball
And whooped chaotzus ass in the tournament
@@bigqgod barely
Also, Krillin has a beautiful wife and has a child.
Meanwhile, Chiaotzu has zero bitches and still lives with Tien lol.
0:24 is why ladies would pick Chiaotzu
pff..
Nice
Is that supposed to be a licking joke? im slow.
Jin Shirato no, it's a sexual joke about "eating her out"
i thought that was what the joke was, i just wanted to make sure.
Never forget Tien blushing during an attempt to suppress Chiaotzu's antics.
Chiaotzu roasted Tien toi when he roasted Krillin by calling him bald
That s called Spanish shame.
“That better than none” best quote in dragon ball history
Except krillin has a full head of hair. He shaves it off lol.
"If Yamcha can do it so can I"
Most underrated Dragon ball feud
Original line was "you're jealous of me" which is pretty dope too😂
I can think of several that are way funnier
Meanwhile in the future:
Yamcha is a millionaire.
Tien is some obscure martial artist with his own dojo.
What they done to my babyboy!
Lol yamcha may not win tournaments but he wins at life
Super did our manz dirty bruh
I mean, if we're going to rate success by how much money they have then they all get pwned by Bulma who is like a billionaire. She's been rich AF since the very start. So, that would mean that Vegeta dwarfs them all, since he married her. Goku also did alright for himself, because Chi-Chi also comes from money. Krillin, meanwhile, is forced to live in Kame House with his wife and kid.
@@Xylarxcode he doesn't have to. android 18 extorted many millions of dollars from hercule at the tournament. they're filthy rich
Tien sounds like his mom
BrowniesBoy RBLX XD
BrowniesBoy RBLX XD
BrowniesBoy Gaming hahhahhahahhahaha *dying* :)))))))
Brown Chucky 98 I always thought that they had a sort of father son relationship.
Brie Crosley I always thought they were lovers
This is Chiaotzu greatest attack in all of DB history. He's like a bard using vicious mockery lmfao
Nah, Krillin was just easy prey
0:13 says one of the few people shorter than krillin.
You saying puar ain't a person? Racism tsk tsk.
@@Ghostface_killersorry forgot about him and oolong.
@@unownk2245 it's hard to remember background characters
@@zpydd_exactly
That never grows at all,at least krillin grew almost a foot taller
1:13
My boy Krillin deserves more credit for that underrated insult.
👅
Pasty unicorn lol
That’s better than none.
Kinda funny how Chiaotzu is like 20+ years old in Super but didn't grow an inch. Homie must be another species.
krillin: whos the midget now
@@skeetrcheetr25
Lol exactly.
He's based on the jiangshi, the Chinese hopping vampire. So he's more or less an undead child who never ages.
He's an albino namekian
@@NeoShadowWolf
Damn didn't know that, thx
I love how tien blushes and tries to hide chaozu‘s one hair 😭😂
Like it how Tien was literally trying to kill goku and then he's being a helicopter parent to chiaotzu lol
Well, even criminals have family...
@@alexzero3736 Not to mention that his desire to kill Goku had less to do with the kind of man he was, and more to do with defending his dojo's pride by seeking revenge in the name of his sensei.
@gurvmlk what do you mean? Tien tries murdering Goku because he didn't want Goku telling the villagers he was in cahoots with Chickenshow first. That's way worse and shows just how evil he was.
@@inquizition9672 More misguided by his school's teachings. Tien wasn't so much evil himself, as much as he was blindly upholding the beliefs endowed to him by his dojo. Otherwise, he wouldn't have turned so easily when Roshi managed to make him open his eyes. His villainy was more a case of him being what was expected of him, and obsessing over upholding the Crane School's honor. As opposed to if we look at somebody like Tao, who sincerely enjoyed the assassin's life.
@gurvmlk he really did think he had killed Goku when he apparently crushed him with that tree. He didn't seem remorseful at all for killing what he thought was a normal kid. I don't think you're grasping how heinous a crime he committed because it's just a cartoon, and the action is dressed up in a way that desensitizes you to violence and the severity of everyone's actions.
TLDR; Tien thought he killed a kid for discovering his scam, and he didn't bat an eye.
Lmao Tien knew Yamcha was weak before Yamcha even knew he was weak.
except back then Yamcha as a BD and one of the best. Considering Tien is the strongest fighter at the moment, Yamcha catches up to him. So if Yamcha is a loser, than Tien is worst for letting Yamcha catch him in power.
@@Phoenix-pm2qr Tien thought the rest of the tournament was going to be a cake walk after beating Yamcha because he believed Yamcha to be the best of Roshi's students.
maybe TIen secretly read manga called Dragon Ball
You never watched DB, shut up.
Yamcha back then wasnt treated as a joke
i love that this is also a fair bit of foreshadowing that tenshinhan is more than just a cocky asshole
Well, his cockyness actually based on skills, unlike Yamcha s bravado
@@alexzero3736 in fairness yamcha during these days was strong too
@@RyomenAyeni225 yamcha lost in the first round of every tournament in dragon ball
@@pIayingwithmahwii yeah because he fought kami, master roshi and tien which were very strong fighters back in the day
@@RyomenAyeni225 well me and the other guy were just saying that at least tien had a reason to be c o cky. yamcha NEVER got any W's, tien got several.
Little does Chaozu (or however it's spelled) know, Krillin shaves
Puppyball shaves everything
Phenomenal Beast no not his eyebrows they're still there ^_^
Bardock: EVERYTHING!!!
he also waxes.
Phenomenal Beast its called manscaping and its very hygenic.
oh chiaotzu is supposed to keep his hat on so he doesn't catch cold but Tien doesn't have to keep his shirt on makes sense
He's a warrior bruh
Also tien cares for him like chiaotzu was his child
***** And.... Your point is....
Also where do you get that information .-.
***** He. Treats. Him. As. If. He. Was. His. Son.
Stop looking at the wiki for all your life k.
i wish chiaotzu did this to Nappa
Nappa isn't a midget
That would’ve killed nappa mentally
Did tien foreshadow yamcha ' s failures in dbz?
he has future vision
sounds more like tien talking about himself he's a bigger loser than anybody
Really
Yamcha.....
Raditz
Heck even chiaotzu
The Great and Lovable Peridot of the Crystal Gems he can see the future!
TVnGames Brandon nope, fuck off
Chiaotzu is so cute XD
Are you kidding his face are creepy he's like a muppet creepy pasta
WTF Rudeiepie i got used to it and now he looks cute
I hate chiaotzu so much haha he is so ugly and annoying
Lizzy that is if you like bald midgets with creepy clown faces who sounds like a little girl when he talks. You can have him, I'll take Vegeta or Raditz.
He is NOT BALD just look at that amazing hair
Yamcha: You've only gotten this far is because you haven't fought me yet.
Tien: Poor Yamcha. The only thing more pathetic than a loser is a loser who thinks he's born to win.
REKT!
actually Krillin was the one who got rekt. The mockery was aimed at Yamcha but Krillin was the one who felt offended.
gotigers98675 lol
That defines Vegeta too.
gotigers98675 sounds like tfs😂😂😂
+Jamal Sanchez But Vegeta actually win a lot of his fights. All Yamcha does is take L's.
His delivery of "baldy" had me rolling
😂
Choutzu makes fun of baldies yet Tien is bald
Alvin Zaka Nappa and Piccolo also bald too
but nappa was made in dragon ball z and piccolo was a villain on dragon ball(classic);-;
and tien was his fuck buddy
@@imperatorrexjojonas4379 roshi is bald too
But krillin is both bald and a midget
1:11 bro got that Baldi’s Basics cut 💀
Chaiotzu Says Krillin is a midget Well look is STILL TINY OVER THE YEARS
by the way, what race is Chiaotzu? a human?
rodcrippler yes .
Agustin Alvarez so is chaiotzu
Like #50. Chiaotzu reminds me of Ruby from Steven Universe.
Krillin and Chiaotzu are both still short years later. Ironic?
Krillin: THATS IT YOU"VE ONLY GOT ONE HAIR YOU (something) UNICORN!
Chiaotzu: That's better than none
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+Derrick Lee "pasty" as in "glue-white colored"
lol couldn't hear it well
+Derrick Lee Wait, wasn't it already established early on that Krillin shaves his hair? Or was that only in something like one of the English adaptations of the manga? I recall a scene where Goku either asks about or comments on Krillin being bald and Krillin goes on about how true martial artists shave their heads (or something like that), citing Roshi who states that "No, I'm just bald."
Spoiler Alert
Plus we later see Krillin with a full head of hair when he does stop shaving it. ;)
+Kami-sama no Otaku to be honest idk because I diet watch that episode just the clip
+Derrick Lee he said pasty
Chiaotzu is the definition of a kid with no filter
Chiaotzu why you a troll
Why is he staring at me 😂
the best things about DBZ are the relationships established
piccolo and Gohan
chiaotzu and tien
trunks and goten
Yamcha and death
it's just beautiful
Cant forget Gohan and Daddy issues
Chi chi and nagging
Bulma and nagging
Roshi and young women
Goku and training
Vegeta and goku
Saiyans and limitless potential
Yamaha and death 😂
Your comment is detestable.
Lmao what was the blue cats name?
Krillin should have responded about not having pencil thin eyebrows
He calls Krillin baldy even though his friend is bald xD
Krillain in the buu saga will take his revenge! cuz he has more then 1 hair
+Gotenks Son he looked better bald
Gotenks Son _And now all his hair has been shaved away again._
I miss that haircut of his.
Krillain? That shit better be on purpose
Gotenks Son mean boy call Buu fat Buu blow steam! Buu just kidding you not mean we both friends Goku killed bad Buu so me good Buu
Tien was likeable as hell even as a villain.
Hahaha you know your supposed to keep that hat on, you'll catch a cold. I love the humor of the original dragon ball series.
Mama Tien
Tien = the old hit
0:25 Chiaotzu uses lick attack -> uneffective! Tien train your pokemon some better moves -.-
dont worry, he learned self destruct later
Well, it's a Ghost-type move, and Krillin's probably a Fighting-type... Unless Chiaotzu uses Foresight or Odor Sleuth, he can't hit Krillin.
@@Monobrobe what did i tell you this is unabridged by Funimation so Chiaotzu is just whatever he is and that tounge thing he did that was just to troll Krillin because Turtle and Crane school rivalry and I think Nappa and Guldo in Budokai Tenkaichi 3 called Chiaotzu a puppet because of his friendship with Tien and his very very very small stature
The young Chiaotzu was truly savage.
Chiaotsu: you sir, are extremely bald
Watching Dragon Ball Z for so long. I forgot these characters were once rivals and enemies.
I hope they use this voice actor for Zeno Sama's voice. He reminds me of Chiaotzu so much.
Chiaotzu is pretty funny here. I like him and Tenshinhan. They both have some pretty cool techniques that not many other characters have.
I absolutely love how Chiaotzu keeps a straight face.
It's crazy to think that despite Chiaotzu being pitifully weak compared to the other main characters, by the time of DBS he could probably still beat most of the Namek saga villains pretty easily outside of Frieza.
No he can't, lmao. Sorry but Chiaotzu got nerfed hard...he wouldn't be able to do much against Namek saga villains. What the heck is he going to do to Zarbon and Dodoria, for example??
Krillin: Friendly fire will not be tolerated
Omg this is the cutest thing. The way Chiotzou sticks his tongue. I die, I die of the cuteness overload.
The thing that made me really laugh was Tien being all vicious, calling Yamcha a loser, then coming outta nowhere all concerned and BLUSHING about Chaoutzu potentially catching a cold.
Tien being a big brother
Tien is more like Chiaotzu’s mom
Tien acts so much like a dad sometimes, 'you'l catch cold'
Chiaotzu you are literally a grown ass man
He has no room to talk.
0:39 Frank Horrigan be like:
Krillin after Cell Saga: Who's laughing now?
0:46 Tien predicted Yamchas future
Friendly reminder that Chiaotzu is a grown ass man
The end made me laugh so hard because chaiotzu just goes bl- and then the video ends
RIGHT XD
Clearly, the strongest character in Dragon Ball
Which one?
I miss that cocky Tien.and Chaotzu is just hilarious troll.
Being short and bald myself, I get the same treatment as Krillin did. Except being impaled by a large, horny tyrant.
imagine at this moment whis and beerus came to earth to start a random emergency universal tournament
lando b jiren is already ssj3 lvl
lando b pretty sure they'd just use the frieza forces.
what if Chiaotzu was betrayed and trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber for 100 years?
That final frame killed me
"That's better than none."
Damn, Krillin just got owned by someone who never ages, and took like 30 or so years *before* he could grow hair.
The reason Krillin's bald is because he shaves his head and kept it waxed all these years, until he married Android 18, so, the jokes on Chiaotzu
@@ccutter2 Nah nah, Krillin _chose_ to be bald especially since he's a monk and yet getting called baldy upsets him
Honestly that's just a clapback on Krillin because he should've seen that coming eventually
@@Marblesoda821 Yeah, I originally was going to post that, but he still waxed his head to keep it from growing, as he said so throughout the series
The way Tien acts towards him, it's like he's Chiaotzu's father or something xD
Chiatzou is my spirt animal
*pokemon
This is the strongest roast i ever heard🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:19 "Chiaotzu stop it, you know you're supposed to keep that hat on you'll catch a cold" wow even evil Tien is overprotective of Chiaotzu what a good guy
I wouldn't say he was "evil" his sensei was , he was just a bit of a asshole
It’s impossible to hate Chiaotzu
I thought Tien was Chiaotzu's dad at first
Ain't no way Chiaotzu calling Krillin a midget when Krillin is taller
Chiaotzu is one of those mysteries we will never fully understand. Is he a little man- a child- or a porcelain doll reanimated?
Vegeta look! A Pokémon.
How can chiaotzu call krillin a midget but krillin is taller than him?
He did so just to aggravate him
“You’ll catch a cold”
Says the bald guy walking around half naked
I love how yamcha is called weak because there are like 15 people on earth more powerful than him lol.
Tien should have been saving those insults for Yamcha after the Saibaman attack. ;D
I know he's a vampire and all but chiaotzu is SO DAMN CUTE
Wait chioatzu is a vampire?
Sorry chiaotzu
@@anthonyhopkins4791 Yep, a Jiangshi; a Chinese Vampire.
It's so surreal going back and seeing how Chiaotzu was very static and stoic with how he posed and made little movements. He changed a lot with much more visible emotion and expressive body language later
"You'll catch a cold" Oh my god that's adorable!
0:08
- Starts argument he can’t win
- Gets called out
- Restates the same point
- Krillin takes the bait
- 😛
Tien and Chiaozu are hands down the cutest DB couple
Couple? You mean friendship?
They are friend not couple just like yamcha aur pour
Chautzu is like tiens baby brother man
Phrasing!
@@TheKorenjitien likes them petite
you know you're dead when chiaoutzu points his finger at you
Now that midget is a slur, this is even more funny. If Chiaotzu survived the Saiyan saga for long enough, he would have pointed to great ape Vegeta and said "ni-
-ce guy, in the future.
Not now tho
Midget is a slur??
@@WidSilsongga
Midget is a SLUR???? Dang then I’m in trouble 💀🙏
Krillin stumbled back so fast like he knew what Chiaoztu was gna say lol "MIDGET!"
If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black.
"Friendly fire will not be tolerated"
This is so nostalgic 😭
Oh yea sure, krillin looks WAY more ridiculous than a creepy clown baby
doesn't matter, Krillin married the best girl anyway!
"Only thing more pathetic than a loser, is a loser who thinks he's born to win."
Tien pretty much nailed Yamcha's entire character in one sentence.
0:44 it was at this moment Tiens third eye looked far into the future and foresaw Yamchas many defeats.
Chiaotzu is saying some mighty words for a chinese vampire.
1:12 I think on the original version he said
“Having no hair is better than one”
“You’re jealous”