@@bulbulitobayagbagan9633 yeah well bobby’s case is far from that, it’s clear he got traumatized by his parents. More sensitivity would’ve done him great
@@bulbulitobayagbagan9633 you make kids sensitive by exposing them to trauma as well. They become hyper aware of people's emotions and are constantly assessing situations for threats.
I feel like his dad went out of his way to ensure that he traumatises him. He probably woke up every morning and thought “how do I traumatise Bobby today?” 😂
Yes, apparently. They would use Chinese civilians for bayonet practice and skin them alive in Manchuria. German soldiers recorded being physically sick/vomiting in horror.
@@londond3623 bro the Japanese were RUTHLESS. My grandfather survived the Bataan death march, he saw some shit. Straight up they used to crucify and torture POWs in the most brutal ways for no reason. Or just read what they did in Nanking… absolute horror show
@@sanskarbarhai4741 innocent? The nazis were the good guys in that scenario. They were horrified by the brutality of the Japanese, and tried to stop them to no avail, I think they even hid some families from the crazy Japanese Imperial Army
@@Daniel_0778 its true probably the Korean that being dunk in boiling water is traitor/ rebel member while Japanese empire is holding korea in war, example in one village one rebel is caught they will call all villagers and execute the rebel in front of all villagers, they did many brutal thing so you can't deny thjs shit
Only if someone knew what this meant!! Lol damn I was rolling when he said I'll totally leave if you laugh again!! So like everyday for summer!! Hahahahahahahaha
“And we come out AUHAUAHAUHA” that killed me Edit: Thank you so much for 1.4K likes. It doesn’t seem like a big deal but this boosted my confidence and I appreciate that.
And best of all, the Japanese didn't commit any war crimes in WW2, because they never signed the Geneva convention, so it didn't apply to them and therefore all the atrocities they committed were not war crimes. They were probably tried for it anyway though.
@@ju87stukadivebomber87 not really, the majority of perpetrators got off Scott free, and the government has never apologised to the countries it massacred. Some of the war criminals are honoured in shrines
Arguably worse. But then again, debating over "who committed the worst war crimes" is not really a productive discussion lol. Edit: bro I made this comment and mfs decided "nah let's discuss this shit for 3 weeks" 💀
I've read that Bobby Lee and Theo Von are working together to make a show or movie. Fingers crossed these two guys make the cartoon of them as children that the universe is demanding!
The way he says it just makes it sound hilarious 😂 but his dad isn’t wrong. The Japanese were BRUTAL to the Koreans. I find it a good thing that his father passed that history down to him. Something like that shouldn’t be forgotten.
telling your child that before bedtime is abuse. theres a time and a place. his dad wanted to upset him and get him all worked up. was probably a narcissist on top of an abuser and enjoyed scaring him. my stepdad was like that. he would always scare and terrorize me on purpose when I was 5 years old then laugh about it. I see right through the bs of "oh hes educating him on history" smh
@@pinkpugginz I mean, I don’t think you’re wrong because nothing good ever happens in stories involving Bobby’s dad, but you really psychoanalyzed a man you’ve never met through another man you’ve never met, who most likely is telling a fragmented version of the truth
My Korean Aunt told me “the Japanese are sneaky” before I could even read a book. At 33, I still think about it often. Especially when I hear Bobby Lee 😂
Yep!!!! 100% Correct!!! Every Minority Parent tells their children Bedtime Stories just like this!!! For us Mexicans, it was either the Llorona or La Mano Peluda (the hairy hand). The reason for this is because life's burdens, worries, conflicts and daily struggles don't JUST STOP when you lay your head on the pillow at night; you have to prepare for the fight awaiting you in the morning!!!!!!
Parents also dont want future generations to forget the struggle our ancestors endured. But very nice what u said about the future. Life will never be easy better to prepared 100
Serious tho, they probably did. The Japanese were brutal during there empirical period toward the Koreans and Chinese. Telling these stories to kids is way for them not to forget and keep that trauma going down the generational line.
Japanese people are not brutal, War is brutal. The Japanese was not more cruel then the Koreans where during the vietnamese war. War makes people do anything to survive, and instilling fear in your enemy saves you a lot of time. That's how the Viking always won, that's how America rules today, threaten and instill fear...
I’m a white American and I’ve lived in Japan for five years- my father thinks there’s no racism in Asia because they’re all Asian 😂 I’m like- oh father
My mom used to tell me to say my prayers before bed, and it was " now I lay me down to sleep...if I die before I wake...". I was freaked out that I was going to die in my sleep because, why did I HAVE to say this nightly? It can happen any night! I forced myself to stay awake as long as I could, sometimes until I saw the sun start to come up
When he says “goodnight dad” under his breathe at the end!! 😂 that shit hits way harder than “goodnight father” idk why. Best shit I’ve seen in a min 🤣
brutally, everyday, for a summer
W comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't get this out of my head. Lmao.
You couldn't avoid him?
best story ever
I've heard the most background laughs in Bobby Lee's podcast shorts 😂😂😂
This dudes on 2 bears one cave and he cracks up in the background every episode it’s hilarious dude just can’t hold it in sometimes
It’s nadav in the background laughing
I’m glad I read this comment first because this was by far the funniest Navad laugh 😂
That dude is so annoying, he laughs at EVERY single sentence like this
Watch Theo Von
"I got hanged and dunked over boiling water.....brutally....every day for a summer"
You gotta try harder to avoid those down syndrome guys man.
You can't just add brutally
Curveball
If you laugh agaimimfugginleavin
by a person with down syndrome
“they DONK, DONK koreyan in and we come out aaA Aa Aa aa ah!”
😂😂😂
Lmfao
GooNiiiiiiiiight😂😂😂😂😂
@Xix Konman somebody hates their life 🫤
@Xix Konman somebody doesn't know what simp is
Bobby Lee imitating his father is always hilarious lol!
_"Everybody gaayyy, every _*_die!"_*
Funniest part is that his dad probably doesn't even have a accent. And never said any of this stuff 😂
@@mikegill6143 right like russel peters dad
Bobby is the perfect example of what terrible parenting can do.
Well, making your kids very sensitive to every topic is not a good thing also.
@@bulbulitobayagbagan9633 yeah well bobby’s case is far from that, it’s clear he got traumatized by his parents. More sensitivity would’ve done him great
@@bulbulitobayagbagan9633 Agreed. It's all about balance. Which is such a vital thing to remember when parenting. With everything.
Yes and no. Atleast half of his stories are complete cap.
@@bulbulitobayagbagan9633 you make kids sensitive by exposing them to trauma as well. They become hyper aware of people's emotions and are constantly assessing situations for threats.
I love when Bobby imitates his dad.
Edit: thanks for all the likes, that's by far the most I've ever gotten.
Its so good
Its the only time he's actually funny and not being gay.
The pronunciation is on point 😅
Totally
" you must yell the corn" 😆
I feel like his dad went out of his way to ensure that he traumatises him. He probably woke up every morning and thought “how do I traumatise Bobby today?” 😂
Needs a big pot
Builds character 😭
I'm kind of glad his dad's dead
And his mom woke up and said "🤪I'm bobby mom"
It did makes him a very good comedian
You know WW2 Japan was extreme when even the Nazis were like "Holy Shit Japan, wtf are you doing"
Did they? How so?
@@londond3623 look up the r*pe of nanjing
@@londond3623 also look up unit 731
Yes, apparently. They would use Chinese civilians for bayonet practice and skin them alive in Manchuria. German soldiers recorded being physically sick/vomiting in horror.
@@londond3623 bro the Japanese were RUTHLESS. My grandfather survived the Bataan death march, he saw some shit. Straight up they used to crucify and torture POWs in the most brutal ways for no reason. Or just read what they did in Nanking… absolute horror show
Dads like “kids too innocent, must crush dreams now”
🤣
😂 😂 😂
Made him into a successful comedian
Lmao 😂
Why did I read this with a voice and accent?
Knowing Imperial Japan, this is probably the PG-13 version of what they really did
Yeah that boiling water woulda been a nice warm relief compared to the shit they did in unit 731
@@yakusimeonoff6265 the layers that go into this jole😭😭😭😭😭
@@yakusimeonoff6265 yes man. When I read about nanjing and all I was like damn the nazis seem almost innocent infront of thrm
@@sanskarbarhai4741 yeah, well.. Apart from the whole genocide thing the Nazis did a ton of crazy cruel experiments as well, so I wouldn't say that
@@sanskarbarhai4741 innocent? The nazis were the good guys in that scenario. They were horrified by the brutality of the Japanese, and tried to stop them to no avail, I think they even hid some families from the crazy Japanese Imperial Army
Legit one of the funniest fucking stories I've heard in my life, mostly due to Bobby's masterful delivery lol
Serious bro I was in stitches ha ha
"they dunk , and we come out ahouaha" 😭😭😭
"Donk!"
That shit did have me ROTFLMFAO I ain't gonna lie🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Guuuuudnoittttt
@@jovanreid6782 the producer absolutely losing it in the back is what had me 😭
“Goodnight..”
When Bobby starts one of his stories with “I don’t know if it’s true or not” it’s definitely true.
Well he's referring to he doesn't know if what his dad was telling him was true or not.
It is probably true
@@metalkicker23 It's true and it's not "used to" its "still do"
@@millsykooksy4863 its not probably, it 100% true!!
@@Daniel_0778 its true probably the Korean that being dunk in boiling water is traitor/ rebel member while Japanese empire is holding korea in war, example in one village one rebel is caught they will call all villagers and execute the rebel in front of all villagers, they did many brutal thing so you can't deny thjs shit
That Mexican guy has a good Korean accent
HAHA! I hope people actually catch this reference!! 🤣 classic
@@truthfulfoxlady9683 that’s what I’m hoping for 😂😂
I remember that.. horrible !!! 😂I feel so guilty for laughing
Ikr!
Go raiders!
This is most likely true, Imperial Japan was BRUTAL
super true. check what they did in China during that time.
@@Zak0179 to those manchurian children?
@@smeersmcdunkurmom And people who lived in Nanking
@@Zak0179 and the filipino babies? Yeah I think they deserved those two shadows slowly increasing in size over a few seconds.
No it is true.
I didn’t expect the “goodnight” lol
Me either! I started CRYING!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tom's face knowing this is going to go somewhere good
Your definition od "good" is pretty dark
@@Rocketpower713 apparently you don't know Tom Segura
His slight smile is the most excited he typically gets, and it's always in anticipation of hearing/seeing some catastrophic event, it's the best.
“He goes goodniiight” 😂😂😂😂 man almost pissed myself
It’s sadly true history but who the hell would say this as a bedtime story to their kidssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Apparently his dad
That’s what makes this so mf funny!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Asian parents would do this no doubt
GOODNIIIGGHHT
have you ever heard of german bedtime stories?
Everyday for summer........
Brutally by a guy w down syndrome
😂😂😂 Brutally ... hahahaha
Just saw that other short in this feed😭😂
Only if someone knew what this meant!! Lol damn I was rolling when he said I'll totally leave if you laugh again!! So like everyday for summer!! Hahahahahahahaha
Down syndrome lol
I forget how old Bobby is sometimes, so his dad being around to see the Japanese occupation of Korea makes sense.
“And we come out AUHAUAHAUHA” that killed me
Edit: Thank you so much for 1.4K likes. It doesn’t seem like a big deal but this boosted my confidence and I appreciate that.
Death
Rest in piss
How did he keep a straight face??
This shit killed me too. his face when he imi🎉coming out of the water was hilarious
Tom cringed so hard at his own lolipop joke
It was so bad😂
"Dad..."
"What son?"
"Can you check for japanese under my bed? And the closet too"
Lol
Lol 😂hilarious
Haha, something tells me Bobby’s dad would have loved it if he legit asked him to do that!
😂😂😂😂
As cruel, tortured and as fucked up as the story is… Bobby’s impression of a Korean being dunked in boiling water makes me lose my shit 😂😂😂
And best of all, the Japanese didn't commit any war crimes in WW2, because they never signed the Geneva convention, so it didn't apply to them and therefore all the atrocities they committed were not war crimes. They were probably tried for it anyway though.
@@ju87stukadivebomber87 not really, the majority of perpetrators got off Scott free, and the government has never apologised to the countries it massacred. Some of the war criminals are honoured in shrines
I found the Japanese person!
It’s fucking hilarious. I can barely watch him.
its terrifying I bet it actually looks like that
Yo the guy in the background needs a raise😂🤣🤣
Camera man
I’m sure he got paid to laugh because he literally laughs at every FREAKING thing 🤦♂️
The crew laughing was the icing on the cake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Are you really a Korean dad if you don’t emotionally scar and traumatize your child
Had a Korean friend growing up and his mom wouldn’t let him watch or own anything Japanese
@@dankemusico5878 japan still denies committing horrific war crimes against most of asia in the 40s
@@indicus9075 no it doesn't.
@@gaffgarion7049 it does, and they kinda just brushed over the Unit 451 shit
@@mattb2583 what's Unit 451??
As someone who was dunked and boiled repeatedly can confirm we go "awggwarghhh"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im sorry
Everyday for summer?
They were enemies in ancient time but became allies during WW2
The guy laughing in the background 😂🤣
Never heard someone laugh that fucking hard 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah he is turned into their real life Laugh Track lol.
Aye he’s not lying tho Japanese we’re just as bad as the nazis in ww2
Arguably worse. But then again, debating over "who committed the worst war crimes" is not really a productive discussion lol.
Edit: bro I made this comment and mfs decided "nah let's discuss this shit for 3 weeks" 💀
@@liltrashpanda174 Nah, I got time. Discuss
Both fucked up people to this day, literally robot people
@@liltrashpanda174 😂😂💀💀 I don’t think so
Bad as the Nazis? No no they made the Nazis look like Children playing a game
I've read that Bobby Lee and Theo Von are working together to make a show or movie. Fingers crossed these two guys make the cartoon of them as children that the universe is demanding!
ahhh bro you just made me so happy
That shit ain’t gonna make any sense
@@yellowbasementrecords651 trailer park boys or rick and morty doesn't always make sense either
These the two funniest mfs I hope so
Grate bed Time story.😂
Who else is on a Bobby Lee short spree after watching “brutally” & “everyday for a summer” 😭😭😭😭
ive never laughed so hard at a war crime in my life
The way he says it just makes it sound hilarious 😂 but his dad isn’t wrong. The Japanese were BRUTAL to the Koreans. I find it a good thing that his father passed that history down to him. Something like that shouldn’t be forgotten.
telling your child that before bedtime is abuse. theres a time and a place. his dad wanted to upset him and get him all worked up. was probably a narcissist on top of an abuser and enjoyed scaring him. my stepdad was like that. he would always scare and terrorize me on purpose when I was 5 years old then laugh about it. I see right through the bs of "oh hes educating him on history" smh
I get what you were saying
@@pinkpugginz I mean, I don’t think you’re wrong because nothing good ever happens in stories involving Bobby’s dad, but you really psychoanalyzed a man you’ve never met through another man you’ve never met, who most likely is telling a fragmented version of the truth
@@pinkpugginz sounds like it. 👍
@@pinkpugginz sure, goodnight.
“Every day for a sommer” 😭😭😭😭😂 this guy makes me laugh like even minutes after his stories🤦🏻♂️till jaw hurts😭
Brutally
Bobby's Korean impression is second to none
Lol he's Korean
This comment is so innocently stupid
Bobby’s Asian accent mixed with Bobby’s 8 year old accent is goated 😂😂😂
Is that laugh from the background for me😂😂😂😂
Eddie bravo
Nothing funnier in a podcast than when you hear someone laughing their ass off from the next room over.
Its the editors of the show reacting to bobby
“Everyone getting traumatized in this house!” Brahh 😂☠️
Dad of the year 😂😂😂😂
Only Bobby Lee can make such a horrifying story so funny 😂
asian parenting is an art form tbh 😭
Because its true Story...
It true story!! If you know nothing better STFU!!
Knowing now what the japanese did back in the day, it's probably a very true story
Yeah this is almost certainly true
Dunking people in boiling water seems almost mild compared to the other things the Japanese did.
@@Kigoz4Life oh idk tossing babies in the air and stabbing them with bayonets? read a little about it lol
@@Kigoz4Life they also removed limbs and organs then reattached them to see if they would live no anaesthesia of course.
@@Kigoz4Life one unit would serve up the POWs (mainly American, Australians, etc) and eat their flesh with soy sauce as a victory meal
My Korean Aunt told me “the Japanese are sneaky” before I could even read a book. At 33, I still think about it often. Especially when I hear Bobby Lee 😂
That’s QUITE an understatement considering all the evil shit the Japanese did to Koreans… it’s like a Jewish person calling Germans “sneaky” lol
Pearla harburr wus a wittle sneaky
pearl harbor proves it
When you have war flashbacks even though you've never served in the war
“Everybody gay. Everybody die” 😂 Bobby’s dad
bobby never fails to make me laugh literally a comedic genius
When he says "goodnight" you can see him shake the memory off physically. Poor dude 😂
Father peeks back into the room and Whispers in Japanese, I’m not your real father. 😂
Ore wa umai wo ottosan janai. Hahaha. I can imagine it 😂😂
LMFAO. Well played.
Omae wa mo shideru
Bobby Lee is just hilarious without even trying 😂
"Donk" and " everytime layer skin gone" killed me.
How am I laughing at this, it’s horrific 😂😂😂
The anticipation on segura's face plus the background laughs make this literally the funniest thing In a while.
Is Segura Japanese?
I can smell Bobby’s father lmao cigarettes and dismay
And garlic
Japan then: We ruthless, we strong.
Japan now: Nico nico nii~~
They have since given us anime, playstation and hachune miku so all is forgiven.
Heartfelt thanks to radiation
The nuke turned them kawaii💀
@@forsooth 💀💀💀
Its pre American occupation and post American occupation
This is a perfect example of someone using comedy to help explain their traumatic childhood
@@PeaceLuvDojah it was funny.
The thing is... u can make it funny. He can
@@PeaceLuvDojah As somebody who experienced things growing up you need to learn how to laugh at yourself.
@@PeaceLuvDojah chin up princess
@@RobertoReyesChHC thats the hard truth most people don’t understand
The hysterical laughing in the background is what gets me everytime
“Dad that wasn’t a very good bedtime story, I’m not tired at all”
“No bedtime story, family history, you must learn”
wow you made it less funny. thanks for contributing
@@PepsiFuture What purpose does your comment serve? Do you feel better about how you’re treated irl after posting?
his father sounds like such a sweet guy
Sounds like a German bed time story lmao
The dudes laugh in the back is killing me😂
The racism that older generation Japanese Chinese and Koreans have for each other and try to pass on to us is hilarious😂
How is the hilarious?
It fact!! Nothing hilarious about that!! It not racism it fact!!
Yep!!!! 100% Correct!!! Every Minority Parent tells their children Bedtime Stories just like this!!! For us Mexicans, it was either the Llorona or La Mano Peluda (the hairy hand). The reason for this is because life's burdens, worries, conflicts and daily struggles don't JUST STOP when you lay your head on the pillow at night; you have to prepare for the fight awaiting you in the morning!!!!!!
Parents also dont want future generations to forget the struggle our ancestors endured.
But very nice what u said about the future. Life will never be easy better to prepared 100
Serious tho, they probably did. The Japanese were brutal during there empirical period toward the Koreans and Chinese. Telling these stories to kids is way for them not to forget and keep that trauma going down the generational line.
Theyd shove a hose down someone's throat and fill thier belly with water then beat on the person bloated stomach until it burst.
You can't feel trauma you haven't experienced
@@SergyMilitaryRankings but you feel for the pain your ancestors felt and when they explain those painful events in such vivid detail....
@@__umbra everyone's ancestors experienced horrors at one point in time, it certainly doesn't bother me.
@@SergyMilitaryRankings right.
The laugh in the background gets me every single time I watch this 😂
Bro idk what got me dyin more his story or his imitation of them screaming or the dude laughing in the background😂😂😂
His delivery on "good niight" is amazing
Just an innocent traumatic story 🤦🏽♂️😆😂
The guy in the back makes it so much better lol
My Granny survived Japanese occupation in the Philippines and she used to tell horrifying war stories so nonchalant and laugh just like that.
You learn to make light of it or it ruins you.
The fucking background laughs killin me😂
Dark humor is the funniest
Bobby Lee rules
"And your like, I want Lollipop" ☠️🤣😑🤣
Finally someone who knows lol
Tom loves it because its something he would do to his kids😂
The laughing in the background somehow got me the most
The reaction on his face in the end😂😂
It's the laughter in the background for me. 🤣🤣🤣
This is just hilarious and traumatazing at the same time
“Then he goes, goodnight” 😂
Poor bobby everytime he tries to explain his childhood experiences people always laugh
"Brutally"
Tbf, he does give em a lot of curve balls lol
I've seen this like a thousand times already but every time it comes on I watch again
Same and i laugh everytime.
Abd everytime they dunk layer of skin gone🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bobbies dad knew what he was doing making one of the funniest men ever
and bobby's dad ended up on Mad TV with him lol legends
Japanese people were actually very brutal and had huge imagination for torture. Later science experiments too.
Japanese people are not brutal, War is brutal. The Japanese was not more cruel then the Koreans where during the vietnamese war. War makes people do anything to survive, and instilling fear in your enemy saves you a lot of time. That's how the Viking always won, that's how America rules today, threaten and instill fear...
"Everyday... for a summer... I got dunked and boiled by a kid with down syndrom"
Hahahaha good reference 🤣
I’m a white American and I’ve lived in Japan for five years- my father thinks there’s no racism in Asia because they’re all Asian 😂 I’m like- oh father
Oh god can’t be more wrong than that lol
😂 Asians are most racist against other Asians
Its so funny that his Asian accent sounds Spanish lmao
The true hero of this story...........
Is the guy pissing himself laughin in the background.
I salute you sir....... You are elite!!!
My mom used to tell me to say my prayers before bed, and it was " now I lay me down to sleep...if I die before I wake...". I was freaked out that I was going to die in my sleep because, why did I HAVE to say this nightly? It can happen any night! I forced myself to stay awake as long as I could, sometimes until I saw the sun start to come up
I always and still hate that prayer.. traumatic
I think my subconscious realized how fucked up that was because I could never remember that part of the prayer so I just speedran to amen
I always thought the same thing it kept me from doin it
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the Lord my soul to take
I love Bobby Lee…AND its true, the Japanese we’re BRUTAL in WWII
I love that the people in the background don’t even try to be quiet, they just die of laughter as well at the random stupid shit Bobby says 😂
There is something seriously wrong with Bobby,but he is so funny.
When he says “goodnight dad” under his breathe at the end!! 😂 that shit hits way harder than “goodnight father” idk why. Best shit I’ve seen in a min 🤣
He said good night father. Stop using quotation marks if you're not gonna say the right words
I’m sorry to laugh dude but the guys in the background LAUGHING just makes it so much better 😂
I love the way he trys to put on a Accent to impression off his dad ....lol 😂