Coco Daisy yo ,I understand the struggle.Someone at school had spill a soda or something on the stairs ,my friend had slipped on it going down the stairs and I had to help carry him to the nurse .She gave him a ice pack and sent us to class.He went to the hospital.He had broken 3 bones in his foot and fracture his wrist.
I broke my old doctor one day. She asked if it was possible if I was pregnant. I said no. Then she asked if I was sexually active, and I told her 'only with myself.'
I had to go to the doctors today and I did that, I was so embarrassed just thinking "So, there are people doing such great things, but then here I am, peeing on my hand.
For me it's like Doctor: do you think you're pregnant Me: I don't think so Doctor: congrats you're having a baby girl Me: NO! IM NOT READY FOR ANOTHER CHILD THESE 2 CHILDREN I HAVE ALREADY DRIVE ME CRAZY
I was either 18 or 19 and I went to an after care center for digestive problems. The doctor was Pakistani and had a really thick accent. And he said "do you poop when you toot?" My mom was in there and we couldn't help but start giggling.
My Makeup addiction I threw up in the cafeteria in 2nd grade and I said I was fine but they made me go to the nurse and I went home. Then I got a yelling from my parents for faking it 😑
*is drinking water* Lily: Well thank God I'm a FISH!! *spits water everywhere* This literally just happened and my stomach hurts from laughing too much...
one day, my little sister was at the doctor. the doctor told my mom to help my sister to pee in a cup. while she was peeing in the cup there was a sudden Plop. my mom looked at the cup. there was a poop in the cup. my mom did not know what to do , my mom just handed the cup to the doctor. the doctor gave a dissaproving look and told her to pee in the cup again without the poop
Once I went because I was actually ill. Everyone was trying not to breath my air or go near me. I went into the doctor's, he asked me lots of questions like: "Do you scratch your arms frequently?" I then felt like an addict or something that sniffed glue. At the end of the interrogation he told me to go home and sleep. I had been sleeping anyway! I had to wake up, so he could tell me to sleep!
I hate my old school nurse. Why? Oh! Now I know! Cuz my brother broke his arm and the nurse said it was just a scratch! Head ache? Cough drop. Broken arm? Cough drop. Internal bleeding? Cough drop. My stomach felt like someone was getting a knife and stabbing in my gut. Guess what I got?! A cough drop! So I had to start complaining that she was an unqualified nurse and started FAKE crying. She shutted up and called my mummy. But when she stepped out of that room, a boy from my class is like: I am now officially scared of you.
Yeah, one time I was having an asthma attack. You know what happened? She checked my forehead! Here I AM, TRYING TO BREATH, WHEN YOU THINK I HAVE A HIGH TEMPERATURE? I has holding my albuterol inhaler when she was like Whats wrong? Are you okay? How did it start? And I couldn't breath to ANSWER.
Labby Labrier i remember when i went to my school nurse with a really badly swollen arm. (we probably only used to have 2 medicines. one was a yellow pill for coughs and colds etc. and we used to have this red anti-septic for surface wounds.) he put some red antiseptic on my arm and told me to go to class. that day i returned home and my mom about it and we went to the hospital and it turned out to be a hairline fracture...*what the hell!!!*
I hated my school nurse with a burning passion. Like, if you have a paralyzing headache they will give you some water, tell you to sit outside for half an hour, then tell you to go back to class. Like- you could have internal bleeding or have your arm cut off in woodshop and they'll give you water and send you back to class. Everyone at my school hated the nurse for this. One kid actually had something seriously wrong with him and almost died because he got sent back to class with water. -_-
Lily Evans My school isn't even allowed to give us medicine- unless it's insulin supplied by your parents. They're not even allowed to put bandaids on us for christ sake.
our school nurse in middle school didn't even give us vaccinations. i had a nosebleed this one time and got sent there and she literally just had me sit down and tilt my head back - didn't even give me a tissue or anything.
I love you woman! I hate doctors offices so much it hurts, granted online doesn't help either... Typical online medical search: Symptoms: sore throat, runny nose, headache. Actual problem: Cold What the internet says: CANCER
I know hahaha, you desperately want to see so u won't have to go to the doctors but it makes u feel even worse. I've got this hypermobility thing and they are testing me for this cardiovascular version they think I have which has sever risks but the Internet says, I'm doomed, my lungs with explode, my heart will leak or stop, my bowel will rip. if I get pregnant both I and the baby will die. I'm then sitting there rocking in my head shouting omg I'm gunna die ahhhhhhhh. See a doctor and say, yes u might have that but u won't have any of those symptoms and u will be fine with kids we will just monitor, it shouldn't affect ur life at all. My resolution, don't search symptoms ever again on google. Next day my eyes twitching, oh damn I can't resist it, I'm on google again. Hahaha. It's made us all into hypercondriacts who are scared to step on a crack in case we break our mothers back. Sorry I ramble on, lol. Hope ur healthy and germ free now, ;-) x
once way back when i went to the doctor and back then they still used the tounge depresser popsicke stick thing im so mad right now i dont even care about ym spelling, and i was like gagging on it trying to move away but he kept telling me to hold still and stop acting up. best part? i ended up puking up my breakfast from that morning all over him and after it was over i said "maybe next time you'll take a hint" and then he had the damn nerve to ask me at the age of nine if i was sexually active! my mom took me out of there without another word and took me to a different doctor who had some damn common sense
That is messed up. Maybe he's just a doctor, who isn't a doctor, and was just trying to ask everything that every other doctor asked to an older person, to a nine year old.
i am 13 and i went to the dentist the other day ..and i swear .. i wil nnnneeevvveeeerr forget this .. he asked if i could be pregnant.. i stared at him right in the face and said .. " its possible" and he said "ill take that as a no" ... like fo real! im 13 ...
Claire Bear You do know that birth control is also used to regulate your menstrual cycle, don't you? It is often recommended even to young girls for this purpose.
Hunter G. One time I got Lime diese or something I had a blood test and it toke A WEEK to get the results! Also I had a bad stomachache and the answer was drink water in my mind I said I COULD FOUND THAT OUT MYSELF!!
Nurse, I have a headache Call your mom Nurse, my stomach hurts Call your mom Nurse, my foot hurts Call your mom Nurse, I have a cough Call your mom Nurse, I need a tissue Call your mom Nurse, I fainted then a bus ran over me, then my cat scratched out my eyes Don't, worry, go back to class
Lifeasme I feel like school nurses don't have any power. I remember in high school, the school nurse couldn't even give you painkillers - which is why they always had the "call your parents" line. If it was an actual emergency? "Call 911."
1. They charge a late fee if you're late but don't discount your bill if they don't see you on time. 2. It's the one profession where someone can continuously give you bad advice and not be held accountable. 3. Too many are also salesmen
My school nurse story My friend faints during gym and I bring her to the nurse Nurse: what happened? Me: we were in gym and she fainted Nurse: ok here is an ice pack Me: do u REALLY think I'm THAT stupid. **i walk over to the sink fill a cup with water &I grab an inhaler** Nurse: what the hell are you doing Me: helping her 2 minutes later after doing giving her water and air, she wakes up
Doctor : "Are you sexually active?" Mom/Dad : *crosses arms, narrows eyes and looks at me like "Yeah, are you?"* Me : "Um... no" Doctor : "Are you sure?" Me : "Yeah." Then I look at him like please don't ask me anymore questions. Next question : "Describe your period." Me : Damn it.
My lungs sometimes choose not to work and I start to violently cough and I always get the same reaction. "Do you need a drink" YES, BECAUSE A DRINK CAN CONVINCE MY F-ING LUNGS TO WORK CORRECTLY! WATER DOESN'T FIX ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS
C.C. L Yes, but these are teachers whom I've been with for the whole school year and have been told that water won't do anything and yet they still suggest it
At my school (I live in Australia) we don't have school nurses, but the women who work in the office/reception area know how to treat general basic stuff. Like, if you have a cut or something, they clean it up and put on a band aid, if you feel sick, they give you water and have you sit down for a while and they ask if you want them to call your parent to take you home. They're not allowed to give any kind of medication (other than epipens or insulin), though, which kind of sucks.
My school nurse "My stomach hurts",Ice "My head hurts" Ice "I'm chocking" Ice "I'm dead" Ice ICE DOES'NT HELP EVERYTHING PEOPLE!!!! GEEZ I"M GONNA TURN INTO THE FRICKIN ICEMAN!!!
Same I have to admit I get sick and I break bones as if it was my f**kin job every time my school nurse just says lie down over there Me: I'm bleeding Nurse: lie down Me:I have a fever Nurse: lie down Me: my leg is broken Nurse: lie down LIEING DOWN DOUSN'T SOLVE EVERY THING 😷😡
You now why doctors take so long after you tell them what is wrong? They go in the back and Google your symptoms then come back after like an hour of Google research and tell you nothing is wrong because they found nothing that made sense be the internet... That's why
who else is re watching this in quarantine?? she had hit 600000 subscribers at this time but now, she already has 14.9M subscribers WOW!! CONGRATS LILLY!!!! YOU ARE SO COOL AND AWSOME
The worst experience I ever had with a doctor was last summer. I came in because I hadn't had my period for 3 months (I was 14). I told my doctor that I'd had to have surgery on my ovaries when I was a premature baby and I was worried that was causing me problems now. I was practically crying because I thought I might literally be infertile. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active and I said no. She asked me the same question phrased differently at least five times during our talk, and I clearly said NO each time. Then she handed me a cup and told me she needed to take a urine sample to make sure I wasn't pregnant. I mean WTF? To make things worse, as I was leaving with my dad (which was bad enough), the nurse yelled after me, "Remember to call on Monday for the results of your pregnancy test!" Then three days later, the doctor called my DAD and told him the results before asking to speak to me. This happened as I was dealing with some unresolved grief over my family history of abortion, so the timing couldn't have been worse. I'm kinda scared to go to the doctor now, TBH.
Zuri Robinson oh my gee my doctor did the same thing not the last part(that was way out of bounds) but my mom took me to the doctors for something and I told I hadn't had a period in six months and she asked my mom to step out and I'm like "you really don't need to ask her to leave" but I digress then proceeds to ask me five times if I could be pregnant which I keep replying with "no I can't possibly be pregnant" "are you sure?" To which I finally said "I'm a virgin I'm pretty sure I can't be pregnant" "really? Are you sure?" =_= I'm pretty sure I'd know if I'd had sex but she asked again like three times if I was sure I was a virgin why? Why?
I have a good doctor except he doesn't comprehend that.I am asexual. I have no desire for sex nor will I ever have sex. I am almost 30 and he made me get a pap smear which tirned into whole ordeal last yr.
Miss Amanda's world well when they do a pap smear they check for cervical cancer. You get one after your first period usually or when you turn twenty one if you haven't already had one regardless of if you've had sex or not
so once I was sick I fainted I go to the nurse nurse : wats wrong me: I don't feel good throws up nurse: checks temputre ur fine calls mom ur kid is not feeling good mom: comes in while I throw up turns out my fever was 104 and getting worse I was in the er for seven days two shots every night I had a disese called cowasockes it was very deadly............thanks school nurse
when I went to the hospital cos my toe was broken, I told the doctor "I think my toe is broken, what will I do in PE?" the doctor starts asking these fucked up questions "are u pregnant? are you on ur period? have u ever had intercorse?" I didn't know what to say so I said, "I am 8, am I supposed to know what those words mean?" another doctor comes in and says "come with me, I'll tape your broken toe to ur big toe" and I'm just like, arts and crafts, on my toes? I was so stupid back then, but the doctor sucks!
They taped your toe because that's all they can do for a broken toe. I broke mine and I didn't bother to do anything about it because, what can you do? Luckily it was during summer so I didn't have to worry about school. Also, did you break the toe next to your big one? That's really hard to do. I broke my pinkie toe.
Exactly! Useless...Just recently I had a 45 *Degree Celsius* fever and the doctor said it was really serious!! And well I panicked! So he checked me up and all...And he said this : *This is very very serious but I think of you just stay home for 3-5 days and take this panadol (I took panadol 6 times thats why I come to you doc cuz I cant fucking cure bitch!) And then he sent me on way home! Good doctor right?! Oh and one more piece of advice, Drink lots of water!
Razor Illusionist actually if you have a fever you do need water, your body needs the liquids that you've losed, back to get over the fever faster (i had a fever last night and i got over it even faster with drinking lots of water and sleeping, and today i'm completely fine)
don't go to the doctor's office for that. you should have gone to the ER. I learned that you can go there on your own when I had (maybe) appendicitis at 1 am.
Lauren Lolly Pop yep so did I my mum had yo go some where though so when we got out she shouted at me 😂 and then she made me go back there and she said make sure you need the toilet 👍😂
Tracy Tan Our school doesn't have a nurse either and if you go to the main office with a problem then the lady at the desk just gives you a peppermint and tells you to go back to class like okay... a peppermint will totally fix everything
Me:Nurse I have a headche Nurse: Okay **grabs the temperature thing and put it to my head** Nurse: it's 36.5 Does it still hurts? Me:yes it does.. Nurse:Give me medicine Another true story Me:Nurse my stomach hurtssss NurseDid u eat ur breakfast? Me:No.. Nurse:Eat and come **I'm done eating and came back Me:I've done eating and it still hurts Nurse:Go drink some water
I went into my school nurse crying ( long story) and a kid came in after getting hit in the head with a soccer ball. She kept trying to calm me down for 2 minutes till I just went to the back room to call my mother. The KID WAS BLEEDING! Why was a crying little girl more important?
So, my bestfriend had a stomach ache at school, and it was pretty obvious she was gonna throw up, so I took her to the nurse and explained why I brought her here because she was afraid if she would speak, she might accidently throw up, besides, she couldnt speak, so this is what happened. Nurse: "okay so your stomach hurts?" Friend: *nods* Nurse: "Can you tell me where it hurts?" Friend: *rolls eyes* Friend: "everywhere" Nurse: "on the inside or outside?" Friend: "inside 😑" Nurse: "ok, so here's an ice pack, I'll call your parents to pick you up" WHAT?? yea an icepack solves everything, scar? Ice pack. Bleeding knee? Ice pack Pink eye? Ice pack. Im not even kidding
Annabelle Arrey Thankfully my school actually has warm packs, but they never offer them if your stomach hurts, you have to ask and they'll usually turn you down. Plus, if you have period pains you get to go home, but if you feel sick you can't go home unless you throw up, stupid, right?
Elene Samadadze I know! They think people can fake feeling sick, but GUESS WHAT, people can fake period pains! I think from now on if I feel really sick I'm just going to fake having period pains so I can go home without judgement.
This is why I want to be a pediatrician. I want to provide real medical care and examination for kids and teens. It is wrong to take matters lightly and just wave off any possible treatment other than the generic treatment. My doctor is always prescribing me advil for all pains. What if I don't need advil? He even kept away from me the fact that I have scoliosis. I found that out through my physician. Thank you doctor!
Hahahaha I'm lucky, I can't relate to this video at all! Both my parents are doctors, so I don't have to wait to see one hahaha. I'm also laughing at how you said you were excited because you hit 600,000 subscribers, and now look at you. I'm so proud/happy for you!! You're amazing!! I love you SO MUCH!!! The fact that I've met you still makes me fangirl! I LOVE YOU!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Lily, I just wanted to tell you that you are amazing. I had a terrible day, coming home in tears, and this is the only thing that has cheered me up. I just wanted to thank you very much.
Y'all are complaining about school nurses, but my school nurse is pretty awesome. When I'm really sick, she lets me lay on the couch and watch movies, and she has the other kids serve me fruit smoothies and chicken noodle soup at meals. :P #homeschoollife
You lucky duck! My nurse just tells me to sit down and if you can't answer her questions in 5 seconds she just continues to do her work. And you just sit there.. And she also kicks you out if your not feeling well.
School Sickness at My School Me: I just threw up in the classroom. Nurse: Okay, let me check your temperature. *Jams thermometer in ear* Nurse: You are at 99.7. Me: Okay... Nurse: Here, have a mint and some fresh lemonade. Me: Thank you, put you know well that I am allergic to mints and lemonade. Nurse: Oh, sorry. Maybe an ice pack would help. Me: What do you want me to do, swallow the poisonous gel inside? Nurse: This isn't a joke. Me: Are you sure? I mean, I'm no scientist, but an icepack won't help with puke. Nurse: Touché Me: *Throws up all over nurse* Nurse: EWW! Get out!
In my school: You have lice: go home. You throw up: go home. You have sore throat: Give A half hour long speech about what causes sore throats. You collapse/ fall unconscious: teachers take photographs of you. Your heart stops: wait 1 hour before calling 911/ using the defibrillator (in that hour, people take photographs of you).
In my school: Pukes: go home Fever: go home Period cramps: lay down for 10 minutes Sore muscle or sprained ankle: icepack for 10 minutes Stomach hurts: lay Down for 10 minutes Anything else, well, idk. The nurse determines if you go home.
The waiting is so true! Heaven forbid I have a serious emergency but their main priority is a splinter. I feel like they schedule you an appointment and then they try and get as many people to have an appointment at the same time as you.
once i had a fever and when i went to the nurse nurse : ur fine me: no can you call my mom nurse: ok my mom comes and later takes me to the doctors i had to get 10 or 15 shots i could go to school for 3 weeks and i couldn't mobe or walk with a fever of 102 thanks school nurse you really helped me
At my school we had a nurse. You got a paper towel mostly and a cup of water, but if you were lucky you got an ice pack, and if you hit the jackpot you got sent home
This is the same with school nurses. If you have a headache they tell you to drink water and go back to class, you have a stomachache and they still want you to drink water, cramps, fever, cold, EVERYTHING v.v
Awesome Video! (Im on a Lily Marathon xD) The reason why they are doing stuff (checking temp, so on) while they are talking to you is so they know what your current and/or normal temperature. The reason why they want to know *your* normal temperature is because some people naturally have a slightly high temperature. :3 Its called TPR, Temperature, Pulse, and Respiration. Its a basic procedure they (almost) always do at the beginning of an appointment. Lily, your videos ARE AMAZING, please don't take this the wrong way (as me picking apart what you said), that's not how I meant this comment. I just thought I would let you know :D
the best thing that i love about superwoman videos is that when the internet connection is low and it buffers we can always read the content in the posters behind and they have some damn good content...
Me:reads comments After reading comments Invisible teacher just for this little skit:So, give me the short summary of your report on what school needs. Me:Better nurses. Teacher:I said summary! Me:That's it, better nurses. Teacher:Where did you get this information? Me:TH-cam comments I show her the comments Few days later Gets report back with a +++AAA
lol yesterday when i went to the shop there was a woman dressed ezcactly as lilys fake mom and was talking the same and i ran up to her and huged her and yelled superwoman and shes like no im tasleem and im like whatthe semur
LOL at our school it goes like this: Kid of my class: *sitting on a football post and making it swing (idek)* Teacher: Is he seriously swinging on the post?! Me: You don't wanna stop him? He could get seriously hurt! Teacher: ...Naaah. *Kid of my class falls down, rolls eyes and falls unconscious* Teacher: *looks at me* Why didn't you go up to him and told him to stop?! Me: *Wtf?!* Teacher: *calls ambulance* *Ambulance arrives... in a helicopter* Me: IS THIS REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW??? True story, I swear!
+Rachel Rose It made me do a double take when she said that! xD This video isn't even that old, it's crazy! xD Now she's in LA with her own place climbing up on that 8 million and it's barely been 2 and a half years! xD Just imagine being able to talk to the Lilly in this video and be like "Hey guess what! In the future you're gonna be text buddies with The Rock and your face will be on billboards in cities around the world." xD
me: ow my head hurts teacher: get a drink me: I think my leg broke teacher: drink some water me: I think I'm dehydrated teacher: on go call your parents because water can't possibly help the situation
ESPECIALLY, never go to a doctor with a huge irritating grin... When I was little I went to the doctor to get my private area checked out, and my doctor looked creepy af with him having a huge smile, and combed over hair, about to check my vagina out. Like what the fuck is this? No, it just felt wrong.
*Story of my life...* Me: *Dad I have a headache!* Dad: *Ah, its only in dah mind there's no such thing as pain* My head: *What dah fudge dad if it was only in the mind then why do I feel physical pain?* *-Next day-* Me: *Dad! My leg hurts!* Dad: *It's because your always on dat phone huh?* My Head: *Tf?! In what part does my phone come in this story? My phone can't just kill my leg!?*
My mom blames my injuries and sickness on "it's because you spend so much time on the Internet"
Same😂😂😂
my mum blames everything slightly negative about me on "Spending too much time on the internet!"
My mother always said it was because I slept with my bedroom door closed lol
My mum says its because I need to drink more water or I'm always on my iPad
Amy Becca Oh my goodness yes!
At school, I hate going to the nurse because they keep making me feel like my injury isn't good enough to go to the nurse.
Coco Daisy SAME
Coco Daisy yeaaa
Coco Daisy yo ,I understand the struggle.Someone at school had spill a soda or something on the stairs ,my friend had slipped on it going down the stairs and I had to help carry him to the nurse .She gave him a ice pack and sent us to class.He went to the hospital.He had broken 3 bones in his foot and fracture his wrist.
Same they're always making you feel like they think that you're faking to leave
Where are these schools with nurses...we never had any.
doctor: are you pregnant
me: no
doctor: are you sure
me: I'm 12
Wow.
HAHAHA
You can still be 12 and pregnant
Sacha Avery me but I don’t like boys
@@coversandothers8027 what..really
600 000 and now she's at +10 million... I feel like a proud mother
holy crap.....I've been here that long...........time flies when you're a unicorn since apparently 600,000
Same
SAAAME
same
Ana Gator same
how come every one is watching since 600,000 what about 500,000
One time I held my pee all day so I could pee at the doctor's, but then the cup was hella overflowing.
LOL!
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+Alana Parks 😈😈😈
Lolllll
LOL
I broke my old doctor one day. She asked if it was possible if I was pregnant. I said no. Then she asked if I was sexually active, and I told her 'only with myself.'
*starts laughing hard* slenderman: what's so funny?
Me: hahahahahaha nothing nothing I just read something funny
Slender: k then
XD
XD
What was her response? I just have to know.
Hysterical laughter followed by the comment, "Good to know, but at least it means your STD free."
she had then 600 thousand subscripers. wow 9.2 million people later. so proud 💕💕💕💕
WOW THE ONLY ONE WITH SUBSCRIPERS INSTEAD OF SUBSCRIBERS SO LUCKY RIGHT!
9. 9 mill
10 MILLION YAAAASSSS GO #TEAMSUPER!!!!
Eman Sayed 11 mil
*10.6 mil
That dreaded moment you try to pee in a cup, but you pee on your hand instead. >.
Tamera ughhh I HATE that
sally Dagger I just do.
Livi Jade it tells the doctors whether u drink wnough water, cause if u don't its VERY bad for your body considering we r filled with 70% water
I think its 80 or 90 percent but ... ehh o well
I had to go to the doctors today and I did that, I was so embarrassed just thinking "So, there are people doing such great things, but then here I am, peeing on my hand.
Doctor: are you pregnant?
Me: no
Doctor: are you sure?
Me: Umm.. I think so
😂😂😂
Su Kara lol same
Su Kara hahaha that's how my anesthesiologist nurse was
For me it's like
Doctor: do you think you're pregnant
Me: I don't think so
Doctor: congrats you're having a baby girl
Me: NO! IM NOT READY FOR ANOTHER CHILD THESE 2 CHILDREN I HAVE ALREADY DRIVE ME CRAZY
Bleach Bottle o
Su Kara Q
I was either 18 or 19 and I went to an after care center for digestive problems. The doctor was Pakistani and had a really thick accent. And he said "do you poop when you toot?" My mom was in there and we couldn't help but start giggling.
Lmaooo stop dis, why do I find myself laughing so hard
hahaha I'm just imagining Lilly doing her accent while saying that :D
I love going to the nurse at school she is really nice and makes us go home even if it is just a tiny cut
My Makeup addiction lucky
My Makeup addiction Lucky, our schools nurses are sucky miserable people who do nothing but send you to class
My nurse lets you choose...
My Makeup addiction lucky
My Makeup addiction I threw up in the cafeteria in 2nd grade and I said I was fine but they made me go to the nurse and I went home. Then I got a yelling from my parents for faking it 😑
My mum says "you're just tired" Every. Single. Time.
Story of my life!!!!😂💁🏼🌟
Pham???
same
"It's all because you didn't eat your fruit!"
Nope. "It's because of your PHONE"
"i just hit 600,000 subs" yeah and in a month or so you'll have 10 million, and i will cry of happiness
Sopharia Haidar lol its been 4 years 😂
Sopharia Haidar 13 mil now
*is drinking water*
Lily: Well thank God I'm a FISH!!
*spits water everywhere*
This literally just happened and my stomach hurts from laughing too much...
Maya LH SAME 😂😂 except mine was with Starbucks
HopeLPS noooooooo. how could you waste starbucks? 😭
😂
Maya LH same but it was coke and now me and my beds all sticky...
Maya TL *lilly ( I had to she says she hates when people spell her name wrong)
Maya TL *Lilly
I hate going to the doctor. I avoid it everyway possible. I just....Just hate it.
Rupsa Bisi same but the weird thing is I wanna be one
+Sreshta Byreddy oh well good luck in becoming a doctor.
(I don't wanna become a doctor bcuz I hate biology.)
Rupsa Bisi thx
Sreshta Byreddy same my aspirations is practice medicine except the competition is insane
Sreshta Byreddy
Wtf is your profile picture
one day, my little sister was at the doctor. the doctor told my mom to help my sister to pee in a cup. while she was peeing in the cup there was a sudden Plop. my mom looked at the cup. there was a poop in the cup. my mom did not know what to do , my mom just handed the cup to the doctor. the doctor gave a dissaproving look and told her to pee in the cup again without the poop
😂😂😂
Akward..
XD oh my god...I can't stop laughing....
LiaV Glitch 🤣😂🤣
LiaV Glitch loool
I can't sleep and been watching her all night 😂😂
same
Anouk Online Yo same
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Once I went because I was actually ill. Everyone was trying not to breath my air or go near me. I went into the doctor's, he asked me lots of questions like:
"Do you scratch your arms frequently?"
I then felt like an addict or something that sniffed glue. At the end of the interrogation he told me to go home and sleep. I had been sleeping anyway! I had to wake up, so he could tell me to sleep!
XD
LML I hate when that happens
Ouch
when u see a doctor in the ad right before Lilly tells you why she doesn't go to the doctor 😂
I hate my old school nurse. Why? Oh! Now I know! Cuz my brother broke his arm and the nurse said it was just a scratch!
Head ache? Cough drop. Broken arm? Cough drop. Internal bleeding? Cough drop.
My stomach felt like someone was getting a knife and stabbing in my gut. Guess what I got?! A cough drop! So I had to start complaining that she was an unqualified nurse and started FAKE crying. She shutted up and called my mummy. But when she stepped out of that room, a boy from my class is like:
I am now officially scared of you.
OMG the same!!! She said you can't go home unless you vomit!!! Even if you were complaining of something like broken hand!
Yeah, one time I was having an asthma attack. You know what happened? She checked my forehead! Here I AM, TRYING TO BREATH, WHEN YOU THINK I HAVE A HIGH TEMPERATURE? I has holding my albuterol inhaler when she was like Whats wrong? Are you okay? How did it start? And I couldn't breath to ANSWER.
Labby Labrier i remember when i went to my school nurse with a really badly swollen arm. (we probably only used to have 2 medicines. one was a yellow pill for coughs and colds etc. and we used to have this red anti-septic for surface wounds.) he put some red antiseptic on my arm and told me to go to class. that day i returned home and my mom about it and we went to the hospital and it turned out to be a hairline fracture...*what the hell!!!*
No matter what the problem is apparently a mint solves everything
Penguinio the 3rd i had the same problem as you.
I hated my school nurse with a burning passion. Like, if you have a paralyzing headache they will give you some water, tell you to sit outside for half an hour, then tell you to go back to class.
Like- you could have internal bleeding or have your arm cut off in woodshop and they'll give you water and send you back to class.
Everyone at my school hated the nurse for this. One kid actually had something seriously wrong with him and almost died because he got sent back to class with water. -_-
the nurse at my old school wouldn't send you home unless you actually threw up
Once some kid threw up all over the floor and the damn nurse was like "you're fine, go back to class"
My school thinks paracetamol heals everything.
Lily Evans My school isn't even allowed to give us medicine- unless it's insulin supplied by your parents. They're not even allowed to put bandaids on us for christ sake.
our school nurse in middle school didn't even give us vaccinations. i had a nosebleed this one time and got sent there and she literally just had me sit down and tilt my head back - didn't even give me a tissue or anything.
I love you woman! I hate doctors offices so much it hurts, granted online doesn't help either...
Typical online medical search:
Symptoms: sore throat, runny nose, headache.
Actual problem: Cold
What the internet says: CANCER
lol
I know hahaha, you desperately want to see so u won't have to go to the doctors but it makes u feel even worse. I've got this hypermobility thing and they are testing me for this cardiovascular version they think I have which has sever risks but the Internet says, I'm doomed, my lungs with explode, my heart will leak or stop, my bowel will rip. if I get pregnant both I and the baby will die. I'm then sitting there rocking in my head shouting omg I'm gunna die ahhhhhhhh. See a doctor and say, yes u might have that but u won't have any of those symptoms and u will be fine with kids we will just monitor, it shouldn't affect ur life at all. My resolution, don't search symptoms ever again on google. Next day my eyes twitching, oh damn I can't resist it, I'm on google again. Hahaha. It's made us all into hypercondriacts who are scared to step on a crack in case we break our mothers back. Sorry I ramble on, lol. Hope ur healthy and germ free now, ;-) x
Or it’s Covid
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
How?
With good aim.
😁
Marian Puppy yep!
Marian Puppy 😂 thanks for the tip
I'm so using this 😂😂😂
Daleks: "Where can we find those apples?"
Pls rule the world
once way back when i went to the doctor and back then they still used the tounge depresser popsicke stick thing im so mad right now i dont even care about ym spelling, and i was like gagging on it trying to move away but he kept telling me to hold still and stop acting up. best part? i ended up puking up my breakfast from that morning all over him and after it was over i said "maybe next time you'll take a hint"
and then he had the damn nerve to ask me at the age of nine if i was sexually active! my mom took me out of there without another word and took me to a different doctor who had some damn common sense
I would have beat the fuck out of him.
That is messed up. Maybe he's just a doctor, who isn't a doctor, and was just trying to ask everything that every other doctor asked to an older person, to a nine year old.
really what kind of doctor misses the obvious sign that a kid is about to puke their guts up because you're not using the damn stick right
Also, what kind of messed up, tormented person would ask a nine year old if he/she is sexually active.
Yeah,that is the exact thing i was gonna say...jez thats so messed up!
i am 13 and i went to the dentist the other day ..and i swear .. i wil nnnneeevvveeeerr forget this .. he asked if i could be pregnant..
i stared at him right in the face and said .. " its possible" and he said "ill take that as a no" ... like fo real! im 13 ...
you are 13 ? ur profile pic says otherwise..
... im 12.. and no, i just look like a kid... and i was only wearing mascara unlike some people who wear makeup that makes them look like raccoons...
i seriously am 13 lol c:
how old do i look???
danceluv3r00 *****
U look 16
Claire Bear You do know that birth control is also used to regulate your menstrual cycle, don't you? It is often recommended even to young girls for this purpose.
is this happening to anyone else?
every superwoman VID is called dopest video ever
Her account got hacked. She says so in her vlogs. Fixed now, but still.
I am a doctor and brown and will never ask such questions 😘 love u lilly . You the best babe 😇
Priya Mishra What kind of Doctor are you?! 😁
In India we call it. Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery (M.B.B.S). That kinda doctor. :)
*as lilly parents* "hey we have keeper over here!"
OMG! My old doctor used to tell me that all the time! That's why I quit going to him, plus, I had really bad strep throat, and he told me i was fine.
5:43
I have an immunity to the symptoms of strep throat, so nobody could tell untill they tested me lol
Hunter G. One time I got Lime diese or something I had a blood test and it toke A WEEK to get the results! Also I had a bad stomachache and the answer was drink water in my mind I said I COULD FOUND THAT OUT MYSELF!!
IcePrincess 518 Who was your doctor? The nurse at the elementary school?
Nurse, I have a headache
Call your mom
Nurse, my stomach hurts
Call your mom
Nurse, my foot hurts
Call your mom
Nurse, I have a cough
Call your mom
Nurse, I need a tissue
Call your mom
Nurse, I fainted then a bus ran over me, then my cat scratched out my eyes
Don't, worry, go back to class
XD WHAHAHAHAHAHA ...sorry I found that hilarious
If you are crying on the ground infront of the nurse and your mom is trying to get you out of school you will NEVER getting out ..NEVER ._.
Not only that, but like, YOU'RE SUPPOSEDLY THE ONE WHO'S TRAINE IN MEDS
Lifeasme I feel like school nurses don't have any power. I remember in high school, the school nurse couldn't even give you painkillers - which is why they always had the "call your parents" line.
If it was an actual emergency? "Call 911."
I dont mind adds
I don't mind buffer
but when adds buffer.........I die
I don't Mind Add
I Don't Mind Buffer
But When Ad's Buffer I Suffer
memes
1. They charge a late fee if you're late but don't discount your bill if they don't see you on time. 2. It's the one profession where someone can continuously give you bad advice and not be held accountable. 3. Too many are also salesmen
It’s a clientele
My school nurse story
My friend faints during gym and I bring her to the nurse
Nurse: what happened?
Me: we were in gym and she fainted
Nurse: ok here is an ice pack
Me: do u REALLY think I'm THAT stupid.
**i walk over to the sink fill a cup with water &I grab an inhaler**
Nurse: what the hell are you doing
Me: helping her
2 minutes later after doing giving her water and air, she wakes up
Jay Davis you are so smart for doing that. she has a good friend
Jay Davis You are a great friend I am jealous tbh
+Tess Random awww thank you
+jessica twardesky awww thank you
Jay Davis your welcome!!
Doctor : "Are you sexually active?"
Mom/Dad : *crosses arms, narrows eyes and looks at me like "Yeah, are you?"*
Me : "Um... no"
Doctor : "Are you sure?"
Me : "Yeah."
Then I look at him like please don't ask me anymore questions. Next question : "Describe your period."
Me : Damn it.
Marine Most doctors make the parents go outside when asking stuff like that so they don't lie
My lungs sometimes choose not to work and I start to violently cough and I always get the same reaction. "Do you need a drink"
YES, BECAUSE A DRINK CAN CONVINCE MY F-ING LUNGS TO WORK CORRECTLY!
WATER DOESN'T FIX ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS
When u swallow u dont breathe. HOW THE F IS THAT SUPPOSED TO WORK U DUMB DOCTOR
People think that because often, when people start coughing for no reason, their throat is dry so yes, they need water.
StarShipsFly Doctors are doctors for a reason. There are reasons behind what they tell you to do.
C.C. L Yes, but these are teachers whom I've been with for the whole school year and have been told that water won't do anything and yet they still suggest it
C.C. L also, I was sick, water couldn't help me.
To everyone who sees this, have a good day!!! :)
Purple Derple aww ty
thanks, you too!
Love your profile pic
Thank you so much ☺️
600,000 subscribers😭 so proud Lilly bc now it's more than 7 MILLION 👏👏 2 years!! so freaking proud
WAIT A SECOND, SHE HAD 600,000 SUBSCRIBERS IN 2013???? IT'S 2016 AND SHE HAS OVER 8 MILLION. HOW?!
hard work.
wow
It's called being awesome. Lily awesome.
+Avelyn Lim true true
She had 2m at the start of 2015
At my school (I live in Australia) we don't have school nurses, but the women who work in the office/reception area know how to treat general basic stuff. Like, if you have a cut or something, they clean it up and put on a band aid, if you feel sick, they give you water and have you sit down for a while and they ask if you want them to call your parent to take you home. They're not allowed to give any kind of medication (other than epipens or insulin), though, which kind of sucks.
I'm Aussie too but at my school we have a bed for kids to lay down. Don't think they wash it tho😬😬😬😬😷😷😷
Tilly Bennett Yeah we have two little beds but now that I think about it, I don't think they wash ours either
+Ruby dub dub (wuby) I no right, cos how dare they take home the sheets to wash them 😂😂😂🙀🙀🙀
Well the only thing my school nurses ever give you is an ice pack
I live in Australia too but my school has nurses and they're so annoying
I just noticed, this entire channel is a huge rant. I LOVE IT!
Me:I'm dying Doctor:drink more water
My school nurse
"My stomach hurts",Ice "My head hurts" Ice "I'm chocking" Ice "I'm dead" Ice
ICE DOES'NT HELP EVERYTHING PEOPLE!!!! GEEZ I"M GONNA TURN INTO THE FRICKIN ICEMAN!!!
Same I have to admit I get sick and I break bones as if it was my f**kin job every time my school nurse just says lie down over there
Me: I'm bleeding
Nurse: lie down
Me:I have a fever
Nurse: lie down
Me: my leg is broken
Nurse: lie down
LIEING DOWN DOUSN'T SOLVE EVERY THING 😷😡
Oh come on, *LET IT GO*
zoruaboy I can't because it is everyday that this happens
Pink Widow You Don't get the reference :l
zoruaboy I do, it's a frozen reference
This vid is so RELATABLE!
6:06 when teacher gives you homework on the weekends
You now why doctors take so long after you tell them what is wrong? They go in the back and Google your symptoms then come back after like an hour of Google research and tell you nothing is wrong because they found nothing that made sense be the internet... That's why
Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Right lol
that was from popularmmos. lol
Seriously my old doctor googled my symptoms right in front of me.
+atrackbtrack mine did too
Aw sha Lilly:
this vid: "thanks for 600,000 subscribers!"
Today: 5 and a half million subscribers+world tour
We're so close to 7,000,000!
+_TheGreatFox_ / エリアスnow were on 7M XP
i know righhhtt she got over 10 000 subscribers in 1 day :3 _TheGreatFox_ / エリアス
Now 7
+PartyPants K True tho. She has gone SO far 😊
6:20 600,000 ? now she's at 10 million wow a lot has changed
Now 13 million :-)
@@giselaliu6340 now 14 million
who else is re watching this in quarantine??
she had hit 600000 subscribers at this time but now, she already has 14.9M subscribers
WOW!! CONGRATS LILLY!!!!
YOU ARE SO COOL AND AWSOME
The worst experience I ever had with a doctor was last summer. I came in because I hadn't had my period for 3 months (I was 14). I told my doctor that I'd had to have surgery on my ovaries when I was a premature baby and I was worried that was causing me problems now. I was practically crying because I thought I might literally be infertile. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active and I said no. She asked me the same question phrased differently at least five times during our talk, and I clearly said NO each time. Then she handed me a cup and told me she needed to take a urine sample to make sure I wasn't pregnant. I mean WTF? To make things worse, as I was leaving with my dad (which was bad enough), the nurse yelled after me, "Remember to call on Monday for the results of your pregnancy test!" Then three days later, the doctor called my DAD and told him the results before asking to speak to me. This happened as I was dealing with some unresolved grief over my family history of abortion, so the timing couldn't have been worse. I'm kinda scared to go to the doctor now, TBH.
Were you pregnant?
😞 Uh, no. I was (and still am) a virgin, which is why the entire situation was ridiculous. 😐
I'd have a baby by now if I had been, lol
Zuri Robinson oh my gee my doctor did the same thing not the last part(that was way out of bounds) but my mom took me to the doctors for something and I told I hadn't had a period in six months and she asked my mom to step out and I'm like "you really don't need to ask her to leave" but I digress then proceeds to ask me five times if I could be pregnant which I keep replying with "no I can't possibly be pregnant" "are you sure?" To which I finally said "I'm a virgin I'm pretty sure I can't be pregnant" "really? Are you sure?" =_= I'm pretty sure I'd know if I'd had sex but she asked again like three times if I was sure I was a virgin why? Why?
I have a good doctor except he doesn't comprehend that.I am asexual. I have no desire for sex nor will I ever have sex. I am almost 30 and he made me get a pap smear which tirned into whole ordeal last yr.
Miss Amanda's world well when they do a pap smear they check for cervical cancer. You get one after your first period usually or when you turn twenty one if you haven't already had one regardless of if you've had sex or not
DAT FACE when the she throws the phone
so once I was sick I fainted I go to the nurse
nurse : wats wrong
me: I don't feel good throws up
nurse: checks temputre ur fine calls mom ur kid is not feeling good
mom: comes in while I throw up
turns out my fever was 104 and getting worse I was in the er for seven days two shots every night I had a disese called cowasockes it was very deadly............thanks school nurse
I lost so much weight from throwing up
+Isabella Seman omg congrats on making it, wow
+LizzieNinja thanks :-)
+Sophia Silvestre I'm not sure maybe
+Keya Mehta I feel so bad for u
my nana is crazy if you cough she says omg the kid has Ebola to the hospital and my parents are like nah and I'm like omg IM FINE YOU OFERREACTEVE
crazy lady she won't let my go outside she says oh it's to hot or oh it's to cold GOD HELP ME
magic meifwa 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Naya Random ITS TRUE
magic meifwa same! It's ridiculous! XD
when I went to the hospital cos my toe was broken, I told the doctor "I think my toe is broken, what will I do in PE?" the doctor starts asking these fucked up questions "are u pregnant? are you on ur period? have u ever had intercorse?" I didn't know what to say so I said, "I am 8, am I supposed to know what those words mean?" another doctor comes in and says "come with me, I'll tape your broken toe to ur big toe" and I'm just like, arts and crafts, on my toes? I was so stupid back then, but the doctor sucks!
What kind of Doctor asks those questions to an 8 year old???
your 8?
+antivvcore she was 8 she said she was so stupid back then
Don't wanna be rude but that sounds entirely FAKE
They taped your toe because that's all they can do for a broken toe. I broke mine and I didn't bother to do anything about it because, what can you do? Luckily it was during summer so I didn't have to worry about school. Also, did you break the toe next to your big one? That's really hard to do. I broke my pinkie toe.
Me: *breaks my leg and gets shot 5 times*
Doctor: Hmm.. i think you'll have to maybe drink a little bit more water, and oh, put some ice on it. :)
Exactly! Useless...Just recently I had a 45 *Degree Celsius* fever and the doctor said it was really serious!! And well I panicked! So he checked me up and all...And he said this :
*This is very very serious but I think of you just stay home for 3-5 days and take this panadol (I took panadol 6 times thats why I come to you doc cuz I cant fucking cure bitch!) And then he sent me on way home!
Good doctor right?! Oh and one more piece of advice, Drink lots of water!
Razor Illusionist actually if you have a fever you do need water, your body needs the liquids that you've losed, back to get over the fever faster (i had a fever last night and i got over it even faster with drinking lots of water and sleeping, and today i'm completely fine)
she's right she's not kidding
Once I cut my leg open and you could see the bone and we were in the waiting room for SIX HOURS with my flesh hanging out of my leg
don't go to the doctor's office for that. you should have gone to the ER. I learned that you can go there on your own when I had (maybe) appendicitis at 1 am.
I would have screamed until the helped me
You know you can go to the ER right?
I had appendicitis and I sat in the ER waiting room for 4 hours before they saw me
Why did you cut your leg open-
I once had to pee in a cup but i coudnt go and my mom made me chug down 3 water bottles 3!!!! I hated her for that
Lauren Lolly Pop omg same
Lauren Lolly Pop # relatable
Why
Lauren Lolly Pop yep so did I my mum had yo go some where though so when we got out she shouted at me 😂 and then she made me go back there and she said make sure you need the toilet 👍😂
Drinking too much water before giving the pee sample messes it up... i think
Ya'll talking bout nurses and ice packs when my school ain't got no nurse
Tracy Tan seriously? There are schools without nurses?
Grumpy Cat Cat Fish my old school just had teachers to clean wounds and put on bandaids >_
My School doesnt have a nurse
Grumpy Cat Cat Fish yup all of the goverment schools in Malaysia dont have nurses, its true....you sick? You go home
Tracy Tan Our school doesn't have a nurse either and if you go to the main office with a problem then the lady at the desk just gives you a peppermint and tells you to go back to class like okay... a peppermint will totally fix everything
Me:Nurse I have a headche
Nurse: Okay **grabs the temperature thing and put it to my head**
Nurse: it's 36.5 Does it still hurts?
Me:yes it does..
Nurse:Give me medicine
Another true story
Me:Nurse my stomach hurtssss
NurseDid u eat ur breakfast?
Me:No..
Nurse:Eat and come
**I'm done eating and came back
Me:I've done eating and it still hurts
Nurse:Go drink some water
O MY GOODNESS, the *EXACT* same thing used to happen to me when I was younger.
I went into my school nurse crying ( long story) and a kid came in after getting hit in the head with a soccer ball. She kept trying to calm me down for 2 minutes till I just went to the back room to call my mother. The KID WAS BLEEDING! Why was a crying little girl more important?
How does a soccer ball make a kid bleed
TheEpicToads makes the nose bleed.
There's no temperature thing for the head...?
So, my bestfriend had a stomach ache at school, and it was pretty obvious she was gonna throw up, so I took her to the nurse and explained why I brought her here because she was afraid if she would speak, she might accidently throw up, besides, she couldnt speak, so this is what happened.
Nurse: "okay so your stomach hurts?"
Friend: *nods*
Nurse: "Can you tell me where it hurts?"
Friend: *rolls eyes*
Friend: "everywhere"
Nurse: "on the inside or outside?"
Friend: "inside 😑"
Nurse: "ok, so here's an ice pack, I'll call your parents to pick you up"
WHAT?? yea an icepack solves everything, scar? Ice pack.
Bleeding knee? Ice pack
Pink eye? Ice pack.
Im not even kidding
Where the actual hell r u supposed to put the ice pack, when u have a stomach ache😑omfg
Damn......😂
Elene Samadadze When your stomach hurts you need to get a warm pack, not a frigging ICE pack, that makes it worse!
Annabelle Arrey Thankfully my school actually has warm packs, but they never offer them if your stomach hurts, you have to ask and they'll usually turn you down.
Plus, if you have period pains you get to go home, but if you feel sick you can't go home unless you throw up, stupid, right?
That's messed up Lara Ann Marie
Elene Samadadze I know! They think people can fake feeling sick, but GUESS WHAT, people can fake period pains! I think from now on if I feel really sick I'm just going to fake having period pains so I can go home without judgement.
Is it just me, or does she look really different without her hat?
J Galaxy Yasss she does
J Galaxy it doesn't matter whatever she's comfortable with doing if she's wearing a hat or not that's what she wants to do
J Galaxy yes
This is why I want to be a pediatrician. I want to provide real medical care and examination for kids and teens. It is wrong to take matters lightly and just wave off any possible treatment other than the generic treatment. My doctor is always prescribing me advil for all pains. What if I don't need advil? He even kept away from me the fact that I have scoliosis. I found that out through my physician. Thank you doctor!
Its a funny vid. You dont need to tell about your future.
Yeah, but my point was that I am trying to prevent that for some. If you don't like my comment, ignore it.
May Athena :-) For that ilook up to you.
Awwww. Thank you! 😃
Hahahaha I'm lucky, I can't relate to this video at all! Both my parents are doctors, so I don't have to wait to see one hahaha. I'm also laughing at how you said you were excited because you hit 600,000 subscribers, and now look at you. I'm so proud/happy for you!! You're amazing!! I love you SO MUCH!!! The fact that I've met you still makes me fangirl! I LOVE YOU!!! ❤️❤️❤️
i am eatin an apple right now. like if you understand
Kate M finally somebody gets my joke
Elvina Gjergji if you throw it hard enough.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away xD
Lily, I just wanted to tell you that you are amazing. I had a terrible day, coming home in tears, and this is the only thing that has cheered me up. I just wanted to thank you very much.
Y'all are complaining about school nurses, but my school nurse is pretty awesome. When I'm really sick, she lets me lay on the couch and watch movies, and she has the other kids serve me fruit smoothies and chicken noodle soup at meals. :P #homeschoollife
😂😂😂😂😂
our school doesnt have a nurse....
Ha your home schooled....that made me laugh so badly.
+Gabby Sequeira lol
You lucky duck! My nurse just tells me to sit down and if you can't answer her questions in 5 seconds she just continues to do her work. And you just sit there.. And she also kicks you out if your not feeling well.
i just realized i have been watching your vids all day!!!!!!!!! MIND BLOW!! anyone else like dis?
School Sickness at My School
Me: I just threw up in the classroom.
Nurse: Okay, let me check your temperature. *Jams thermometer in ear*
Nurse: You are at 99.7.
Me: Okay...
Nurse: Here, have a mint and some fresh lemonade.
Me: Thank you, put you know well that I am allergic to mints and lemonade.
Nurse: Oh, sorry. Maybe an ice pack would help.
Me: What do you want me to do, swallow the poisonous gel inside?
Nurse: This isn't a joke.
Me: Are you sure? I mean, I'm no scientist, but an icepack won't help with puke.
Nurse: Touché
Me: *Throws up all over nurse*
Nurse: EWW! Get out!
When somebody throws up in my class they are immediately sent home. No temperature check or anything.
Dragon Slayer78 Nice school you go to.
Go Pro Goat in my school, if you feel sick you go home!
In my school:
You have lice: go home.
You throw up: go home.
You have sore throat: Give A half hour long speech about what causes sore throats.
You collapse/ fall unconscious: teachers take photographs of you.
Your heart stops: wait 1 hour before calling 911/ using the defibrillator (in that hour, people take photographs of you).
In my school:
Pukes: go home
Fever: go home
Period cramps: lay down for 10 minutes
Sore muscle or sprained ankle: icepack for 10 minutes
Stomach hurts: lay Down for 10 minutes
Anything else, well, idk. The nurse determines if you go home.
The waiting is so true! Heaven forbid I have a serious emergency but their main priority is a splinter. I feel like they schedule you an appointment and then they try and get as many people to have an appointment at the same time as you.
100,000 subscribers? She has like 8.4 million subscribers now!
8,512,951....
8,518,391
She said 600,000 subscribers 😊
8.8 million now
+Elise Russell 8.9 now
ive been watching superwoman all day literally
once i had a fever and when i went to the nurse
nurse : ur fine
me: no can you call my mom
nurse: ok
my mom comes and later takes me to the doctors
i had to get 10 or 15 shots i could go to school for 3 weeks and i couldn't mobe or walk with a fever of 102 thanks school nurse you really helped me
couldn't
Wow
" your fine" LMAOOO😂😂
At my school we had a nurse. You got a paper towel mostly and a cup of water, but if you were lucky you got an ice pack, and if you hit the jackpot you got sent home
This is the same with school nurses. If you have a headache they tell you to drink water and go back to class, you have a stomachache and they still want you to drink water, cramps, fever, cold, EVERYTHING v.v
I was throwing up and I went to the school nurse ans she said 'do you wanna go home' and I replied 'I'm throwing up. I have to!'
I got shot in the head and they gave me and ice pack.
What did they shoot you with -infinitypinneapples
My teacher shot me with a grenade launcher cuz I talked back
Now I get why my best friend hates the doctor. Thank you.
I'm the opposite of the "lack-of-pee". Every time I'm asked to pee in a cup, I end up peeing too much and it gets everywhere...
Wow... I feel the same way about Doctors. Always interesting seeing a younger Lilly. Dang, 600,000 subscribers. Here it is 5 years later - 14,000,000!
Awesome Video! (Im on a Lily Marathon xD)
The reason why they are doing stuff (checking temp, so on) while they are talking to you is so they know what your current and/or normal temperature. The reason why they want to know *your* normal temperature is because some people naturally have a slightly high temperature. :3
Its called TPR, Temperature, Pulse, and Respiration. Its a basic procedure they (almost) always do at the beginning of an appointment.
Lily, your videos ARE AMAZING, please don't take this the wrong way (as me picking apart what you said), that's not how I meant this comment. I just thought I would let you know :D
"pick your nose and ......and.....poke your brain!" 😂 I love you Lilly 💖 with 2 "L's"
Don't you ever just come back just come back to the old videos and be like wow Lilly has changed since then
the best thing that i love about superwoman videos is that when the internet connection is low and it buffers we can always read the content in the posters behind and they have some damn good content...
My doctors has a "well" and "sick" side, so I never had to deal with the '10 sick people around me, let's share germs' thing
Saki Haruka same but the sick area has the best toys so the little kids always wander over there when their parents tell them not to
This video is very special to me because it was the very first video i ever saw of hers and made me subscribe almost 4 years ago
Me:reads comments
After reading comments
Invisible teacher just for this little skit:So, give me the short summary of your report on what school needs.
Me:Better nurses.
Teacher:I said summary!
Me:That's it, better nurses.
Teacher:Where did you get this information?
Me:TH-cam comments
I show her the comments
Few days later
Gets report back with a +++AAA
😂😂😂really?!
Omg all of my school nurses are pregonate too!
DaNextMCGeneration lol
When Lily said “cough on my face” I actually started to cough XD
@ HER SAYING "600,00 SUBS" NOW SHE GOT 10 MILLION
Did she say 600,000 subscribers?! Now she has 10,000,000
lol yesterday when i went to the shop there was a woman dressed ezcactly as lilys fake mom and was talking the same and i ran up to her and huged her and yelled superwoman and shes like no im tasleem and im like whatthe semur
OMG lol😂😂
So true ^^ thank you for addressing what everyone needs to hear
2013: I hit 600,000 subscribers.
2016: OMG I HIT 8 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS.
so proud of you lilly
LOL at our school it goes like this:
Kid of my class: *sitting on a football post and making it swing (idek)*
Teacher: Is he seriously swinging on the post?!
Me: You don't wanna stop him? He could get seriously hurt!
Teacher: ...Naaah.
*Kid of my class falls down, rolls eyes and falls unconscious*
Teacher: *looks at me* Why didn't you go up to him and told him to stop?!
Me: *Wtf?!*
Teacher: *calls ambulance*
*Ambulance arrives... in a helicopter*
Me: IS THIS REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW???
True story, I swear!
WTH
Lily Gest Yeah, our school is a bit messed up
Football post??? I'm American so I have no idea what that is
glittergurl$ It was a soccer post! I wrote in British English :)
"I hit 600'000 subscribers today!"
Now - 7 million! 😱 I'm so proud!!
+Rachel Rose It made me do a double take when she said that! xD This video isn't even that old, it's crazy! xD Now she's in LA with her own place climbing up on that 8 million and it's barely been 2 and a half years! xD
Just imagine being able to talk to the Lilly in this video and be like "Hey guess what! In the future you're gonna be text buddies with The Rock and your face will be on billboards in cities around the world." xD
Magick O'Daly oh my God, imagine that! She will probably be like "sure..." 😂😂
She now hit 8 million!
I kmow! I'm so proud!!!
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2013:Hits 600,000 subs
2016:Hits 1 Million subs
time files fast....
Fabulous Twins 10 mill lol
i dunno why, but i find 0:16 really funny. Anyone else??
yep same here
I found the whole thing funny
Omg same
me: ow my head hurts
teacher: get a drink
me: I think my leg broke
teacher: drink some water
me: I think I'm dehydrated
teacher: on go call your parents because water can't possibly help the situation
600,000 subs thats so cute compare to what she has now love you lily
At the end she was like "I hit 600,000 subscribers". Wow. I didn't realize how old this video is. Now it's 9.8 million
anyone else watching this in March 2016?!
me
Me tooo
+michand yoshi mme too
Me
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ESPECIALLY, never go to a doctor with a huge irritating grin... When I was little I went to the doctor to get my private area checked out, and my doctor looked creepy af with him having a huge smile, and combed over hair, about to check my vagina out. Like what the fuck is this? No, it just felt wrong.
I died while reading this. I'm sorry...
Sorry about that it happened to me before to it was freaking creepy
You can request to have a women doctor.....
Ashley Rose I was like 7
Lol 😂😂. You'll probably hear on the news soon that he was arrested for child sexual abuse or something 😂😂😂.
*Story of my life...*
Me: *Dad I have a headache!*
Dad: *Ah, its only in dah mind there's no such thing as pain*
My head: *What dah fudge dad if it was only in the mind then why do I feel physical pain?*
*-Next day-*
Me: *Dad! My leg hurts!*
Dad: *It's because your always on dat phone huh?*
My Head: *Tf?! In what part does my phone come in this story? My phone can't just kill my leg!?*
I'm so proud of you, Lilly, you got through the entire episode without saying eff