As an Australian, for anyone who doesn’t know: When they said “I’ll call 000” they were referring to 911 or 999 but because they’re in Australia they have a different number.
@@baratholomewpew7399 This ladies and gentleman, is a prime example of what i call "being so insecure that one must flex that he can abuse substances to seem cool", a very very serious medical condition.
This whole video is fantastic just as I remembered, but I’d forgotten about Daz’s impression of the man waking up and saying he’ll call the police, which completely killed me.
subscribed sorry I can’t remember. He left when I was really little. My mom only told me his quirk was breathing fire. She never told me why he left or where he went
@@vitorprentice5814 Holy crap man, punctuation. Reads like you're shitting in the back of the classroom lmao (not that i'm that great at punctuation either).
I can’t even understand what they’re saying, and who in their right mind looks over this video and is like, “Yep! Beautiful! Everyone here is an amazing actor!”
The kid comes out "I think he overdosed." The others are so calm it's like they are thinking "Again?" Like he overdoses all the time or something. Smiling Girl: "I'll put him in the recovery position." It's like she's thinking "Ohhh I get to help this time, Yay,"
“Is that how you learn first aid in school!??” Daz, in America we don’t learn first aid unless we take extra classes that we have to pay a lot of extra money for.
It's like 100-200 dollars to learn about it in my school. But they teach us we have to go 'Are you choking???' Like fifteen times till they nod yes or no (forgot what it's called but it's a choking thing)
8k likes, 30 views...... dazzlers we officially broke youtube!
I saw that and I thought my phone was broken
i was just gonna comment that
Daz Games 9k likes and 30 views
sooo it's not just me!!! lmaooo
Daz your the best!!!! Your reactions are the best
"Nice cows."
"Thanks mate."
"Wanna do some weed?"
THIS IS THE BEST LMFAO
safiaa true true 😂
BigDawggamer 12:40
I was the 666th like on this comment
Yes!!!!! XD
safiaa I died
Girl: having a psychotic breakdown
Daz: throw some holy water on her
But that would burn tho...
Exactly as I read this comment he said that
@@さくた白 poor demon. I'll pray for it.
666 likes-
Hi 714 Nice
Daz Logic: every kid under 18 is literally 1 (02:22)
Right?!😂
FOR REAL LMFAO😂😂
@Warner Freve nah
Every kid over 18 is 2 then UvU
So I'm not 10 I'm 1 well F school whoohoo
It’s like my father always said, “Don’t smoke grass, or I’ll beat your ass.”
My mom once said "if you can't hang it kick it". (She didn't realize she said that until after and now I've always repeated it to her🗿)
@@elloitzmeppl3675 What does that mean?
I bet he woulda wanted 💀
@@elloitzmeppl3675what does it mean
@@elloitzmeppl3675 what does that mean?
"Hey, babe."
* sits as far away from him as possible *
Accurate
Ikr! 😂😂😂
*Goes to The Moon*
Dixie Lee me
*Sits the in the gap between her hairline and eyebrow*
Well we all learned a lesson here ,don't do garlic kids
What about vampires
But it’s to addictive
Fine! MUM GET THE ONIONS
get the herbs
@Lay Z ;-; sounds NoIcE
The boy: Mark Mark Mark?
Daz: he shook him 3 times,he’s dead.
Now I’m dead
* shakes you 3 times to make sure *
yup.
I thought he was giving him a massage😂
As an Aussie, I cannot describe how proud I am of the bogans and magpies coming together and creating this artwork.
As an Australian, I am disappointed we are depicted walking rather than on kangaroos
@@xenym2674 LMAO I LOVE YOU GUYS😭😭😭
LOVE FROM OKLAHOMA!🫶🫶
“Nice cows want some weed”
“No”
“Your cows can have some too” I can’t that made me die 😂😭
Nice cows.......want some weed?
Lmao
Same
I died when he said "nah they are on a different type of weed"
Man’s smoked too much of his own supply before going to door-to-door dealing 😂
Oh yeah I’d love to take a hit of your *GARLIC* 😂
Mia WDW Phan id like a hit of that *GARLIC BREAD*
YO CAN I GET SOME OF THAT GARLIC u know bc i got the fam they all fat 😅
Mia WDW Phan LOL 😂
"you want some drugs mate?"
"no i play video games to escape my reality..."
That is me...
Me
*mY* reality
ryzelz same tho 😂
I got SAO vibes from reading this comment. LMAO I have trash taste in anime. Please don’t hate me.😂
'' These kids are like 1,doing drugs , playing pool.DAMMIT THAT'S SO COOL"
-daz
*Barges into room*
“WANT TO SMOKE SOME WEED WITH ME?”
Yass
Anonymous 101 wtf
*nO tHanKs I’d RatHEr SmeLL LikE JuStiN BiEBer*
fuck yeah bro
Anonymous 101 ur profile pic is fabulous
“Dude wtf is wrong with Sasha?”
This killed me 😂
mgrand792 am I the only one who said that forehead?
mgrand792 💜💜
Everything
Same😂
*ARMY!!!!!!!*
girl: "oh hey, babe." *sits 20 feet away from bf*
Making room for Jesus
She already knew about the social distancing thing years before the existence of the virus😂
@@seungmins_blue_hoodie6651 LMAO
Nathan Paquet LMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂
I love your pfp
Girl fully has a psychotic breakdown because she’s high. And her wonderful boyfriend says “we’re over lmao”
“You don’t break up with a girl on text, she’ll go off on you, she’ll find you”
she'd throw you off the roof😂
Lillian OConnell he talks from experience.. tell no one 😂😂😂
Lillian OConnell OMG DO YOU WATCH RIVERDALE TOO! I’M A BIG FAN OF BUGHEAD.
That happened to me, I wish he would've just told me in person. It was on valentines day to -.-
Lillian OConnell if it was a good relationship, then She will know where you live 😂 😂 🤣
Girl having a psychotic break down
Daz: Throw Holy water
lol🤣
I think u mean holy WATTAH
(Sprays can of air )
The PAWA of Christ compells youu!
Can we all just acknowledge the fact that they were smiling the whole time.
Facts✨
@@rahilanoreen5065 🧢
@@rahilanoreen5065 why do we need too know? (Just asking btw no hate)
@@rahilanoreen5065 no hate but why did u put (I’m British)
@@huskybraines1459 it would sound weird if he just said “in it”
When its 3 am and you laugh at daz then you hear your parents coming down the hall
Fr
the fact that i'm Australian and live near this town scares me..
☠️
They made this video because you kept doing drugs
Where is this town?
Levi Benzie u tryna get this kids address you creep?
omg what state is it in? I’m in QLD
Daz: "Why is everybody laughing?"
Me: ***literally screaming and suffocating from laughter***
Sameee
same lmfao
Same
“What are you doing boys?”
Daz: “I don’t know fucking swimming”
It is a pool after all
🇷🇺😎🇸🇾
That fucking killed me
That part is iconic as hell.
@@echo3841 why did i laugh sm at that
Even in 2024, this is my favourite Daz video
Have you seen "addiction to being furniture"? 😅
“Nice cows.”
“Thanks mate.”
“What some..uhm..weed?”
Best daz pick up line
Daz: *wheeze*
yea bro
who wrote this script...
“nice cows mate”
“do you want some weed”
Girl: *-literally shaking to death-*
Guy appears outta nowhere: *I’m gonna call the police*
Bruh, THATS LEGIT NPC BEHAVIOR
He looked like my soccer coach too and it freaked me out for a second.
@@thatonealphabarney6226 LMAOOOO THE FACT YOURE RIGHT 💀
“nice cows”
“want some weed”
@@thatonealphabarney6226 fr💀✋🏼
As an Australian, for anyone who doesn’t know:
When they said
“I’ll call 000” they were referring to 911 or 999 but because they’re in Australia they have a different number.
4:21
"ill put him in the recovery position!"
"ill call triple zero and get him an ambulance!"
"and we will do fuckall."
that killed me. 😂😂
One second off 4:20.
You, sir/ma'am/whatever you wanna be called,
missed by a second.
have a good day :D
(Edit: got rid of the p after the ':D')
@@kitsuna9561 thanks mate you too!
Triple zero is a taxi company where I live so when they say “call triple zero” my brain just goes “hello triple zero would you like a taxi”
That part is great.
Innit
These 12yr olds search history is probably "how do drug dealers act"
@Trent Mage with instructions from acting class too
lmao.
Mines not I’m 12 yet I have access to buy lsd and narcotics and shrooms and what not
@@baratholomewpew7399 This ladies and gentleman, is a prime example of what i call "being so insecure that one must flex that he can abuse substances to seem cool", a very very serious medical condition.
There’s no way they’re 12 lol
@scottcgaming im 12 too and I agree.
"Nice cows... you want some weed?" DEAD 😂😂😂
2024 anyone?
yuuuup
Been binge watching all the daz watches over and over
Me
Yep 👍
Helou
2:54 when he said “what is that” I thought he was talking about the girlfriend 😂😂😂
ha ha same
σlινια'ѕ иσσк no really what was that
You did FIONA WRONG SHREK.
σlινια'ѕ иσσк ha same
Me too eye brows
"He's barely taller than the car... Is he thinking about driving it? He's 1!"
😂😂😂😂
*In Australian accents*
Dude: "Nice cows"
Other dude: "Thanks mate"
Dude: "Want some weed?"
IM DYING😂😂
As an Australian, I'm both appalled but also crying 😭😭
This whole video is fantastic just as I remembered, but I’d forgotten about Daz’s impression of the man waking up and saying he’ll call the police, which completely killed me.
Note to self
Don't watch Daz in public
I laughed so hard I swear people thought I was on drugs haha
Love ya stuff Daz
*No Pun Intended*
@@hollieisonyt4459 Exactly what I thought of
MEEE
*Looks like the commercial didn’t work*
So true
Car salesman *slaps roof of car*
"This baby's nice but how about some weed!"
and chill 😂😂 yessss
and chill they probably don’t want to take the weed
"Yo bro, what the fuck's wrong with Shasha?" HAHAHAHAHA
I apologize, I momentarily hyperventilated from laughter
Izuku Midoriya HAHAHA HEHEHE that part I died laughing
subscribed Yep. I’m fully recovered. He got quite a scolding from recovery girl.😅
subscribed sorry I can’t remember. He left when I was really little. My mom only told me his quirk was breathing fire. She never told me why he left or where he went
He might be a hero. But I highly doubt it because I haven’t heard of any heros that breath fire. He most likely has a normal job somewhere in Asia.
Izuku Midoriya who is shasha?
8:48 I don't know why, but this really got me. Daz's change in expression is hilarious
"I play video games to escape my reality ".......honestly same dude 😂😂😂😂😂
The world's greatest galaxy panda 124 doubt it
“Walk away from drugs!”
Walks away from you
me: wait a second
LMFAOO
I’m a drug I guess :/
*"I'll poot heem een the reecovree poseesheen."*
Sammy Morphew Welcome to Australia. Speak like us or fuck off aye
Kiddin
13:12 he is trying to sell weed to the fucking cows” 😂😂😂
Daz: "I think there in Australia"
Drug dealer: *wears holden shirt*
What else does an australian drug dealer do. They drive commodores and wear holden stuff 😂😂😂
griffin goodman Holden hsv maloo
Abigail Smith ..::.:; *laughs in Brail
plus the Fanta and Solo lmao
I love how Daz makes himself laugh 😂😂😂
Sijona Gosturani I know it’s hard to make yourself laugh 🤣
Ashlyn Wheeler honestly it really 😂😂
It’s honestly the best thing
same
Sijona Gosturani true
Fun fact: Drug dealers are like 12 year old kids who chill at car dealerships
A shouty man my dealer is 29
Hello youtube woah too much info
A shouty man it’s a joke lol
HI IM A SHOUTY MAN
A shouty man 🤥
The way when the man apeard and said I am going to call the police he never did 💀🙏🏻
I love how Daz sees clearly adolescent 13-17 year old kids and says “they’re like 1”
I do this my kids get so pissed 🤣
I was like 1 too back when he filmed this video XD would've been offended , but as an 18 year old as of now , I can just : * laughs in adult*
Nice cows
.
.
.
Want some weed?
*Daz contemplating life*
Ugh I hate it when am walking my cows and the a drug delear comes up to me out of thin air and ask me for some weed
Daz: “looks at 17 year olds” These kids are 1!!
Also daz: “watches pageant” these kids are like 2
I HAVE 2 LIKES! IMMA A POPULAR FAMOUS DANCER ACTOR AND A PICTURE MAN
@@andrewtatetopg6869 Oscar awards, Paramount, 20th century fox, etc
Those definitely weren't 17 year olds
@@dukedashwolfgg2283 you didn’t get the joke
@@dukedashwolfgg2283 I wasn’t talking about the people in the video but daz
Daz: And the Oscar goes to..... the ring girls cousin.
Me: *Applauding*
Philip Rowe 6:22 best acting the world ever saw
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Philip Rowe lol
at my school its like
"yo want some drugs tim"
everyone in the general area: sharing is caring
I never got drugs in school ... I waited till we got to the parking lot and got some grass from my buddies truck
James Price it’s not about drugs or anything... but I love your profile pic of Chloe from Life is Strange!!! 😂
Bro we smoke in the toilets and shit in the back of class even
@@vitorprentice5814 Holy crap man, punctuation. Reads like you're shitting in the back of the classroom lmao (not that i'm that great at punctuation either).
I have decided that i will be pulling an allnighter to rewatch all of Daz's videos. Wish me luck
Good luck
@@tijsspelbos6619 thank you. Im starting now. I will probablt die but thats okay
Best pickup line....
“Hey ladies, wanna smoke some weed” 🤣🤣🤣
I love this so much because it’s true best pickup line in 2020🥂🍓
Stanley barber be like
One of my friends would of said that
pretty thAng
Year 7s asking to go out with a chav
10:15 “I’ve been to Australian”
Daz for president 2020
I'd give him my vote. That is, if I were old enough to vote.
No mini ladd for 2020
he said i've been to Australia AND...if u listen carefully
he said australia and not australian
Meeechelle N yes go daz! 😂😂
“Nice cows”
“Thanks”
Long pause
“Want some weed?”
“No thanks”
“The cows could have some too”
“No, they’re on a different kind of weed”
Me: WTF!?!
We are watching videos that are old gang
Regular grass
I can see the cows having a blunt in his mouth the next morning red eyes
Mr Sprite oof
Like, normal grass you get it right?
6:49 I GO TO THIS SCHOOL AND HE'S MY PE TEACHER... 😭😭
“Dude wtf is wrong with Sasha 🥴”
she got some weed from the cow
@@glock50round50 the cows are pAraNoiD aS sHiT
arghhhhh
@@lollipopsaresweets7307 ha
🥔
🥔
"I play games to escape my reality."
Finally! Someone who gets me.
i mastubait to escape my reality
@@noahthompson6124
Me too!!!!!!!!
noah thompson same
I know right
RxdRiotExplosion hmm SAME reaction but what does it mean
If Daz actually directs this, this would actually be a million times better
How dare youtube hide this from me for 7 years
Right😂
“Nice cows”
“Thanks mate”
“Want some weed?”
*Conversation 101*
Gone Girl Avakin 😂
Gone Girl Avakin lessss play Avakin lmao
Nice comment copying
😂🤪
Are we not going to Acknowledge how big that girls forehead was
"No. I play video games to escape reality"
Same bro same
So being a Game Dev makes me somehow a drugproducer now? Damn, what have I done :(
STOP EATING YOUR....
SALTY NATURAL CRISPS!!!!!!!
2:31 her hairline is wild
lol
I know 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Someone: gets shot in the head
Drug dealer: want some weed
Loool
This the funniest shit ever
Lmao
Btw weed is not a drug
Actually it is
*"similar to the anti bullying film"*
me: *GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS COME BACK*
ItsDemxn GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!¡ LMFAOOO
Lmaoo
That was funny as fuuuck 😂
I still acho pee at that
COME BACK GUYS GUYS GUYS NO NO COME BACK GUYS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I can’t even understand what they’re saying, and who in their right mind looks over this video and is like, “Yep! Beautiful! Everyone here is an amazing actor!”
I'm Australian and I can't understand half of what they're saying. Their accents are the worst.
ImmaPineapple ! Right! I have no folkin' idea what they're saying
ImmaPineapple ! I thot they are an we’re guud
I mean, I can understand them, mainly coz I'm Aussie too, but the audio quality is a pile of shit.
they're kids piss off
“Is he thinking of driving that? He’s one!” 💀
This video: The reason why kids are stereotyped as idiots.
nice comment want some weed
@@glock50round50 Dam how old is it lol (I'm not buying it)
I don't do drugs
“Dude wtfs wrong with Sasha” 😂😅😂😂😅
"Dude wtfs wrong with Sorsha"
He says Sasha*
When they write your name in the comments one letter off (Sorcha)
LILY martin I read your comment exactly the same when he said it 😂
@@venomlesspoison2170 thank you at least u know how to spell the name
Person: I've robbed a bank
Drug dealer: you want some weed
Lol
Damn straight, if you robbed the bank you ought to have some money on you to buy some weed
It’s not called weed, it’s called ✨Devils Lettuce✨
No not weed want some garlic
Who’s watching this in 5036?
Same bro
Me
Same the flying cars and talking dogs are amazing
The kid comes out
"I think he overdosed."
The others are so calm it's like they are thinking "Again?" Like he overdoses all the time or something.
Smiling Girl: "I'll put him in the recovery position." It's like she's thinking "Ohhh I get to help this time, Yay,"
LOL
“Wake up. Wake up. Wake up”
Daz: “oh well I shook him 3 times and he didn’t respond. I guess he’s dead”
“Hey what you guys up to”
“Idk fUcKiNg sWiMMiNg”
I literally couldn’t breathe 😂😂
“old but gold”
Daz: oh ,well. I shook him 3 times and he didn’t get up.HE DEAD
😂
Omg the cow impression killed my soul
ARMY
You know it @Jin’s Wife
Nice profile pic... Want some weed?
miss carrot lol 😂
@@matschpatsch8679 WHEEZe
Anti-drug girls : “I’d rather smell like Justin beiber”
Me: “doesn’t Justin beiber smoke weed”
Its *bieber*
He gets it from California
@@syd-thesciencekid 😂
@@myballsareichy5013 naw it’s beaver 😂
Yes
I haven’t laughed like this in ages 😂😂 thank you got your self a new subscriber 🎉
He tried to sell weed to cows 😂😂 I'm dying
“I don’t need that stuff, I play video games to escape my reality.”
That guy. I have a spiritual connection with that guy.
honestly me same
he is one with the games and the games are one with him
Girl: DON'T TOUCH ME
Daz: And the Oscar goes to..
lmao
I literally just fell off my chair laughing after the cow impression. 🤣
"Nice cows"
"Uhm"
"Want some weed?"
Me: **Literally dies of laughter**
How are you still only on 1.7 mil subsribers?! Come on now it's time to hit 5 million
YepItsThatGuy or 10 ^-^
YepItsThatGuy daz this is a fake comment
soo true
only???
so trueee
When Daz did the "I'm calling the police" I lost it bruh 😂😂😂😂😂
"JOSH IS THAT A WEED?"
"N-"
"IM CALLING THE POLICE!"
"911whats you emergency"
*"Nice cows.. do you want some weed?"*
The best line *EVER*
“Oh! Your hair look really goodr- this- today-“
Good is very English.
"I'd rather smell like Justin bieber" **Sprays Mariah Carey cologne**
That part was really funny to me like XD😂😂😂😂
@Tobio Kageyama yassss thank you 🏳️🌈💖
@Tobio Kageyama yay do you have a gf p.s sorry for taking so long 🤗
@Tobio Kageyama oh sorry to here that mine just left me like two weeks ago
@Tobio Kageyama it is fine we did not connect anyway 🙂
“Throw f***ing holy water on her!” 😂 I’m dying
Dean see this dude I’d fucking hilarious
Watching Daz videos back to back AGAIN and the best advice Daz gives is to REHEARSE!
“Is that how you learn first aid in school!??”
Daz, in America we don’t learn first aid unless we take extra classes that we have to pay a lot of extra money for.
Sp4c3y B00p you must go to a bad school then because I didn't have to pay to take it
It's like 100-200 dollars to learn about it in my school.
But they teach us we have to go 'Are you choking???' Like fifteen times till they nod yes or no (forgot what it's called but it's a choking thing)
In Australia we don’t xDxDxxDXdD
In my school and air cadets we learn both first aid and CPR for free
we also don’t learn taxes but get mitochondrias shoved down our throats.
The girl: and she had to change her shoes
Oh my god she had to change her shoes
AHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE
cleo omg they were roommates..
Worst anti drug film: **exist**
Daz: Its free real intensive laugh
YES
Y. E. S.
Nice pfp
I pretty sure this just turned into a car advertisement 😅😂😂😂