Dave Portnoy's Top 10 Highest EVER One Bite Barstool Pizza Review Scores
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ก.ค. 2024
- After Delucia's Pizza got a 9.4 the other week, there was a lot of discussion surrounding the highest ever scores Dave Portnoy has given out. This is the definitive ranking of the highest 10 One Bite scores in history.
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Netflix has a 12.7 billion dollar budget and I’m here watching a guy do pizza reviews on TH-cam …
Lmao so true
And he doesn't eat the whole thing, just a bite...cause everyone knows the rules
Cause it’s real and he is authentic.
Not just A guy, he's THE guy.
Better then the trash on Netflix anyway
My fav thing about Dave, is that he just says “one bite everyone knows the rules” over and over while taking multiple bites hahahaha
scam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was thinking thought the first bite of a pizza is the worst it’s too slim and long not enough pizza ya
Know what I’m trying to say
Every time he says it, it resets
@@jakeferreirafamily 100% agree. Need the full bite.
This should be one *slice* everyone knows the rules. What’s the point of saying one bite if you always eat one slice?
Nothing has ever made me crave pizza as much as this
I had a couple of slices in the freeze from John’s of Bleecker St. Just smashed into one. Damn good even when reheated in the oven. Reheated it has a chewiness like a good NYC bagel.
The first place pissed me off. He took the first 3 bites with no cheese.
Dude, i was fasting for 2 days before surgery. Watching this was killlling me.
Then i had to wait 8 hours to go in. As soon as i got out i went to my fav proper italian pizza joint and got a perfect wood fired pie.
Damn im hungry now though
Pres pretending he works at Angelo's was the best thing ever
Lol yeah he just went along with it
😂😂😂😂😂
It would have been great if he said, "Thanks! Go in, your food and drinks are on us tonight"
They put their blood sweat and tears into their pizza 🤘🤢🤮
@@RByrne Or had Frankie act like he is taking a call and then tell El Presidente that the pizza sauce was contaminated with Ebola from a bad batch of blood or something and then see how the women react.
Here’s what we need. A revisit of these top 10 and a rating on their consistency. Let’s see if they can pull off a double high score. That will determine if these are truly at the top.
factssss
Went to Lazarras on New Years. It was great, but honestly like a 7.9-8.1 at best. John’s of Bleeker and Di Faras are definitely the top 2 IMO
They say sally’s got worse. Change of owner and everything
Imagine naming ur son Patrick, feel sorry for u
@@seejewlatersheetdeek8777 what’s your name
One bite, everyone knows Dave walks up the stairs like a sassy grandma 05:26
Why is this not top comment. lol
Agreed hahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
he walked back down like he had to shit.
Those hips don't lie
Luigi saying that he’s gonna make pizza and he’s like 4 years old shows how much the family puts into the place and it’s so heartwarming
I like how Dave says any pizza in the 9's is worth a 2-3hr drive,
but a Pepe's 9.4 isn't worth a 1hr wait for takeout.
No one knows the rules.
Everyone knows the rules!!! He has said it a million times!!!!!
at that point in time he did not know it was a 9.4
everybody knows the rules
He also gave Monte's a 10. That's definitely a a soft spot score.
Dave is the Rules
@@satoshinakamoto5618he restated after the score it was probably not worth the wait
“One bite, everybody knows the rules.” Eats 4-9 bites before rating. Love it.
I remember when I watched my first review
The rules are to eat more bites apparently
Wait, _what? He takes *one bite* and scores.
He _literally_ says the rules at the beginning.
Not sure what you’re implying. I mean… *everybody,* _except you, apparently,_ knows the rules.
He can eat a slice faster than anyone I’ve seen
Without trying to eat it fast
@@MDSF90 what!? He takes like 5 bites eats half the slice before he scores it…
This is the best 45 minute pizza documentary ever made.
Do u even know what a documentary is??
@@nbdyprfct9941 Watch once everybody knows the rules
documentary 🤣👍
American pizza look terrible. Thought you were supposed yo have good pizza. Look so shit.
45 min?? Shit I was hoping to go to bed early…. Fuck it, gotta watch the lowest rated again now
This is Dave’s actual Top 5:
1.) DeLucia’s, Raritan, NJ
2.) John’s of Bleeker, New York, NY
3.) Di Fara, Brooklyn, NY
4.) Lucali, Brooklyn, NY
5.) Sally’s Apizza, New Haven, CT
I can just tell because he brings them up in other reviews as a reference which is the utmost compliment.
Definitely get the vibe that Monte’s one might’ve come with a paycheck.
Yeah from nyc originally and live in jersey for years now and jersey pizza Is very underrated one good one is star tavern in west orange. I Def Wana try the other ones.
“We have a million heroes growing up but we don’t realise there are heroes right in our house with us everyday”. 15 minutes in. I felt that
Real people.
That foo emotionally punched us in the fucking chest 😀 😆 🤣
Feel that way about my grandpa, unequivocally the greatest person I'll have ever known. He was like my dad since his son wasn't worth a damn. Loved that man to death and if I can be a quarter who he was ill be a goddamn champion. I'm on a decent track and I hope he's watching..
Dave brings a level of respect we don't often see in food reviews. Reminds me of the appreciation people like Bourdain, Zimmern, and Sonny from Best Ever have for people and food.
The way you hear him say "I love you" to his son while dave is getting ready to taste it. That's a proper fuckin family man right there.
Love how John's was a 9.2, then 9.3, and finished as a 9.4 in the span of 20 seconds. So much for being unable to change the first score, but everyone knows the rules!
Dave was a rookie at the time. That'd never slide in a modern time review now. Never.
Well I made it up myself… I told him listen as long as you change it within 5 seconds, it’s fine and you can keep going with it.. so thank me anytime yall🤷🏻♂️
thats depth of flavor!😉🙂
@@BigDyse How do you feel about him being a half billionaire? Does it make you feel weird that you didn't get credit?
When da fuk does 9.3 become "really good"?😮
Never shed a tear for a pizza review in my life,but after watching his review of Luigi I couldn't help ,but get a little emotional. The story and family are great!
My wife and I were in NY for our honeymoon and Luigi's place was on our list,but we didn't make it ! One of my only regrets...
How could it be 'one of' your 'only' regrets?
That was my favorite of all of them because of the story and the family. if I ever go to NY I will visit that place.
cry because of a youtube video, everyone knows the rules
@@dhiand congratulations nobody cares about your opinion. Carry on troll
The way he minces up the stairs in that second review 😂😂😂
I love how he shares pizza with randoms and engages with them, doesn't fobb them off, legend
Prez is a man of the people born on the north shore. Barstool started out as gambling and titties. How far he has come.
WhEr3 ThE pLaStiqüê mAcHine?
Love how he plays along with the Albanians that it's his shop!!
Why? Screw other people.
Hesa man of the people
Dave changed my relationship with pizza forever. Pizza is an art not just a food!
I went IN on this one
💯 and now not just any pizza will do! I’ve yet to experience that kind of pizza high but it’ll find me one day!
@@andresnoneyait’s always the small hole in the wall spots that’ll blow your balls off
It's a complex and unforgiving society we live in, but on this day, Chrislo becomes a fully actualized man.
Life is too short for Garbage Pizza.
It's amazing how these familes stick together, just from working a short time at Santos Pizza 🍕 in Middleburgh hts Ohio in the 90s I could appreciate how a successful family restaurant meant so much more than the money.
Under appreciated part of his reviews is he always goes for the crust. True pizza man.
I love his interactions with people. He’s so comfortable with them like he’s known them forever. Not everyone has that
Not sure about that
That's why he's El Prez!
That's what happens when you enjoy nice things
That's NY energy
@RayRaeTV yeah I was about to say is he a new yorker?!
18:40 "I don't believe in high priced pizza" a legend
It's what pizza is!! A low priced quick meal!
@@DrSourPurp that's what average pizza is. This man produces a high quality product and could easily demand a high price. When he says he doesn't believe in high price pizza it means, I could be richer but I'd rather make people happy.
@@michaelhall5429 exactly
@@michaelhall5429 A Saint among men. God bless him.
I was there last week, a large pie is 18.00 which is a great price considering how good it was
28:43 LMFAOOOOOOOO OMG “kinda looks like a Meatball…A meatball-Bulldog”😂😂😆😆😆
Accurate
7:04 The guy walking by givin the bird to the pizza spot 😂
"We have a million heroes growing up, we don't realize there are heroes in our house with us everyday". What a beautiful sentiment.
She just wouldnt understand he was just trying the pizza and not the owner, so he started to go with it! 😂🤣 El Prez is the Prez for a reason!
Nah man his family brought the recipe from Sicily 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 I was like wth is going on
The ladies thought he was some dude handing out samples outside of the restaurant, that’s why they asked for a slice😂
That shit was hilarious! He said f it i'll just go along with them hahaha
0:07 Sally’s Apizza, New Haven, CT
4:37 Lazzara’s Pizza, New York, NY
9:34 Angelo’s, New York, NY
13:45 Luigi’s Pizza, Brooklyn, NY
19:53 John’s of Bleeker, New York, NY
24:19 Frank Pepe’s, Chestnut Hill, MA
28:13 Lucali, Brooklyn, NY
32:02 DeLucia’s, Raritan, NJ
36:39 Di Fara, Brooklyn, NY
42:58 Monte’s, Lynn, MA
Frank Pepe's timing is wrong, other than that 👍
Legend
thanks diana
my nightingale 🙏🤌
Awesomeness in a bite, thanks Dave for ur reviews
Our parents took us to Pizza Hut in 1973/4 and it made me cry it was so good
totally agree! God bless you
Not around good pizza shops?
11:17 Dave trolling those two young ladies talking about his Gma from the old world lmao
I could watch Dave walk up a set of stairs on loop for 6 hours. Hilarious
incredible
Yeah wtf was that ? Lmao
He’s got the weirdest a little waddle
Dave looks like he speed walks at the mall on the weekends 😂
Stunning!
Did anyone else think the whole time, he was going to troll us at the end with the #1 being his review of his own One Bite Frozen pizza haha
I thought he was gonna find out that's what they were serving😊
Never been there but I love the feel of Luigi's. Love the history, the attitude, the love of the game. May they forever be open.
Hi Dave,
I really appreciate your reviews because you get to the point without any bs.
Thank you,
Peter
Dave has single-handedly made pizza in the US better. That's a major accomplishment that will last generations.
Maybe he made it crispier, because he prefers that style
@@avengemybreath3084It is far superior than thick and doughy.
Maybe on the east coast. Not really known on the west.
@@CouchDoritosbingo. Dave knows what people want.
@@CouchDoritosbeautifully put
39:13 “Idk what this Italian place is doing in Jewvile but they are SMOKING the pizza” - Dave outa pocket 😂😂💀
JEWVILLE☠️
He is one, too.
I live in Brooklyn not too far from that place and Dave is spot on the place if jewville
No kidding. I was like wtf?!
@@klausosho451 thought he was pure pasta?
Dave pretending to be part of Angelos 💀
*11:30** Dave casually pretending to work here*
Dave is the only reason I order cheese pizza now and convinced me that making pizza is more of an art than anything
rns
I bet you've spent a lot of time and money on cheese pizza.
In hindsight it’s weird how I felt like a layer of pepperoni turns a pizza from a glorified appetizer into somehow a well balanced dinner
@@colinbanning9416yeah nobody else thought that way lol
Was expecting 10 different versions of Prez rating the One Bite frozen pizza
Luigi's is the quintessential NY neighborhood slice joint. I was there on St. Joseph's Day a few years ago just as the city was starting to close down because of COVID. I was talking with the owner about how I was sad that I couldn't get a St. Joseph's Day pastry (a pastry made in NY Italian bakeries only on St. Joseph's Day) because the school where I teach had just closed and we always have them on St. Joseph's Day. Owner goes in the back and brings out a St. Joseph's Day pastry that he picked up on the way to work from Staten Island. Just gives it to me no charge because my name is Joseph and I should have one on my name day. Made my week. Also great fucking pizza.
Loved that story. Classy as hell
We ate there a couple of weeks ago & it was straight up awesome. Crust is killer; tomato sauce/gravy... not saucy but not dry, perfect; sausage topping was amongst if not the most flavorful either my wife or I ever had. On top of that, the folks at Monte's could not have been any nicer to us. Completely felt legit homey while there. Cannot recommend Monte's enough really.
I love how he could just wait 5 minutes before starting the review to let the pizza cool off but he just goes on and reviews it as soon as he gets it
Let the pizza cool off? What the hell are you?
5th degree burn, everybody knows the rules.
Some like it hot, some like it quite not so hot
Pizza looses 0.2 points if they close the box, everybody knows the rules
There's already a million comments saying the same, but I seriously appreciate the respect you have for this project. From the people to the food, it's wholesome af and I'm glad you're able to teach others the same. Respect dude, I love it
11:19 the woman keeps saying she loves “y’all’s pizza” like he works there 🤣
5,6,7 Bites.., Everybody knows the rules Frankie. LOL
Love going through/over again this catalog of GREATNESS no BS. Plus these really are a good way to know or find a good place for pizza when one is traveling in any of the places that Dave has been, If you're going to be there of course lol. Dave you really are the best brother and thank you for the work you do every single day!. 🙏🙏🍻
“Sicily is shaped like a boot”
Nearly there mate 🤣
I caught that too 😂
Every time he says one but everyone knows the rules, then proceeds to take 2-4 bites kills me every time of laughter
Marc is a simple man, everyone knows the rules
i think the rule is that you have to say it every time you take a bite.
It’s the name of the show and app. No brainer
Dude you know the rules …
Thats da rules.
34:54 love the way we leans back and looks at the pizza😂
“You piece of suit” 😂😂 I love it. My new line
Went to Luigis because of this review a couple months ago when i went to New York for the first time, can confirm one of the absolute best pizzas out there
Did you try every pizza in new york
Was it packed? Did prez make it a tourist trap?
It looks like shit
@@mausegetlit363privacy should not talk shit wo trying it first.
when the lady outside angelo’s thought dave worked there and then he started to go along with it 🤣
Best za reviewa eva. Thanks Portnips
Listen 👂 I just found the channel but I love your pizza 🍕 reviews. From Trinidad and Tobago
This compilation is pure genius…if only pizza reviews could win an Oscar
It has my friend, it has. I’d say.
We got a nose in the ass type over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Just kidding. I dunno if the reviews are that riveting, but it's definitely more interesting than watching a guy get kicked in the nuts repeatedly.
Could you imagine his hat size
The "yup" and "get the yamaka" are my all time favorite one bite moments" 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣💀💀💀
Yarmulke
****Ben Shapiro has entered the chat****
What's this Italian joint doing in Jewville haha
i love that i get a dave ad for seltzers while watching dave 😂😂😂
It's 11 pm on a Tuesday night and I'm now craving pizza. Damn you, Dave.
Thank you for making these. They relieve me of my stress and anxiety. Very good.
Facts
11:25 he starts going along with it 🤣💀gotta love this guy!
The constant sirens in NY let's me know all I need to lol
Love this pizza score compilation
We need Pres’s top 10 coke scores, and where he got it.
Lmfao broooo
Press went to the hospital on an edible, Cant roll a joint, never been in a fight, had no social life after college, was married to a plain Jane. Why do ppl think he's a drug guy? Cause some girls had coke at his house and he wasn't participating? He is an Adderall kind of guy that probably can't get good coke.
Miami unmatched
@@chroniccomplainer3792 na it’s just a joke we share in his comments.. just like his womens pants and jackets he wears at times… 😂😂😂
@@BigDyse I've been following barstool for 7 years or so. The skinny jeans and jacket jokes make sense. This one will never.
We put our heart and soul into this, my grandmothers recipe from Sicily 😂
I was working in the area in 2011. Tried to eat at Marinos for lunch...haha.
Old man Marino gave me an earbeating about not opening until 4pm lol.
I was like damn....I'm from Indiana, give me a break haha. Good pizza. We ate there several times.
I remember very distinctly being 11 years old, after school going to Luigi's and having only $1.50 on me ...at that time all the kids paid $2.00 a slice ... anyway I had a buck fifty and I got my slice but I also stocked his cooler with beverages and swept the entrance for the other fifty cents, I can't say that ever happened to any other kid, nor did I ever repeat it I made sure I always had the 2 bucks but that ONE time I still got my slice, man good times...seems just like yesterday and 25 years ago all at once.
That Di Fara review will always be my favorite...That "Yuuuuuuup..." and stare down at the camera is a classic moment in history!
It’s the best review by a long shot.
Di Fara is simply astonishing.
I wasn’t blown away with DiFara, i thought that frank Pepe and Johns of Bleeker were better
One cut, one bite, one of best food reviewers, keep up the great work ❤
I now bake pizza everyday and watch dave while eating! Thank you dave for getting me on the pizza diet! 😅
It's great you spreading the word on American pizza businesses.God knows everyone needs all the help we can get.
The last review surprised me. A perfect 10 is a small miracle, Dave is a tough guy to please.
It's a rookie score from the early days of his reviews. I would like him to do an updated review. I say that as someone who lives close to Montes
@@bust0ne It looks like a frozen pizza
@@xYoungExodus well, it's MA pizza. So it won't be better than the tri state.
Glad to hear you were a baseball player that's where you definitely get your drive and succes, I would only hope you feel the same way. Hats off to you Dave portnoy
Yup, ya got me, had to go to Strobelli's in Orangevale Ca. 12" inch half cheese half pepperoni. Thanks for keeping One Bite real!
"We have a million heroes growing up, we don't realize there are heroes right in our house with us everyday"
Man this is so real. Massive respect to Luigi's.
"Hes not a yuppy he's a meatball" had me cracking up
I just watched the Brooklyn review and was surprised by the score as we just had it from the Hampton location. I was glad to see that he reviewed the hamptons location higher. Try the white slice btw
The fact that there was no line at Sallys here is wild! Line usually around the block
As a Sicilian, if you don't like your pizza well done with a crispy crust and a sweet sauce, you don't know true Italian pizza. These US pizza places think loading a pizza with 3 inches of toppings and cheese is the best. The simpler, the better with that oven char on the crust!!!
Couldn't agree more! As a Pizzaiolo myself, it breaks my heart when people order thick crust pizza with everything on it AND sides of Ranch dressing. My favorite is a thin bubbly well done crust with fresh mozzarella, fresh basil and a dash of olive oil!
The reason places do that in the us, is because its easier to mask shit pies w an inch of cheese and toppings.
Are you sure you are a Sicilian?
New haven does pizza better than Italy.
Only 2 pies I ever liked that were "out of the norm" and had a bunch of toppings.
First was my ex girlfriend's brothers spot he opened up after quitting the chef scene (2 Michelin Star chef), ready?....it was a cold, white pie, marinated and char grilled strips of chicken boob(all fresh ingredients from handmade dough up, always), Romaine lettuce, and his "homemade"(his creation made daily) Caesar dressing, didn't want to even try it, he demanded, I was completely blown away 😅
Second, his again, "stuffed cheesesteak pizza", double baked, shaved ribeye steak, homemade marinara, whole milk mozzarella and provolone with a bit of deli white American cheese as well (not overly cheesy, just for flavor), baked lightly, then another thin layer of his phenomenal homemade dough to top the entire pie, fork sealed edges, egg white, olive oil, basil, and garlic brushed top crust layer, baked a second time until dark brown....it was a 2 slice you're done type of pie, but god damn was that thing good (especially dipped in his fresh arrabiata sauce 👌 (outta Jersey of course, Camden county, unfortunately I forgot what his place was called lol, it was like 20yrs ago leave me alone, marlton NJ though I remember that much 😅)
Otherwise, I'm a plain cheese or pepperoni guy, especially a pepperoni Sicilian pie 😩
Dave needs to do a tour of pizza in Italy! Find all the best spots! Would be so sick!
you're not gonna believe what I'm about to tell you...
@@ridley6627 that they were mid.
@@wat4036 mid due to his own preferences to only one archetype of pizza. I would have a separate score for neopolitan but Dave’s brain is too small to handle multiple pizza types
@@Grim67894Italian pizza is overrated. They do good pasta but i think Italian American food progressed Italian food .
Cringe. Man thinks they do better Italian food than actual Italians 🤣
I found this version of Dave three months ago and has binged since. You know it's gonna be a good score if the pizzeria has a good story or bystanders whom he likes talks good about it - guaranteed over an 8, lol. Sorry bad english, not mother tonge
I gotta hook down your body in the last year. I love it. Keep up the good work brother
The scene of Dave crouching next to the Cadillac at Frank Pepe's stuffing his face with arm stretched around the parking pole was hilarious.
Let’s be honest, montes doesn’t count, it was 10 years ago, if he tried it again today, he would give it like a 6.8 or something
Fact
r/wooooosh!
Gtfoh with Montes basic ass pizza🏌🏼♂️
Didn't he say he grew up on it? That's why he gave it a 10. Still would probably. Apparently there's another Mass place that he gave a 10 but denied it later.
I've been to 4 places on this list and Monte's is at the bottom of the 4 I've been to - by far.
Sally's is the best that I've had in this top 10 list.
That Luigi's pie looks PERFECT! 👌
man i got food poisoning from a bum pizza slice and this dude single handedly making me crave pizza again
Sally’s rated 9.2 BEFORE he bit into the crust.
Sally’s = 9.5
No way he would give Monte’s a 10 today…would love to see him re-review some of these places.
I’m an absolute pizza snob because of Dave, thanks dude.
As a New Yorker not from the city I appreciate his honesty about Brooklyn Pizza its so good
Netflix would smart to offer Dave an exclusive contract. He could turn each review into a 20 minute thing.
They would neuter the personality of it though. We need El Prez uncensored!
nah let art remain art
He's too good for Netflix
@@fbistatmajor5918that’s racist
???? you smoking something @@redshift912
I love how he always says one bite but always takes at least 2 that one of my favorite parts of his episodes lol
It's all personal preference anyway. Still a fun series with his banter included. I personally find a nice Neopolitan style pizza to be my ultimate favorite whereas Dave for instance likes the football bar&pub style. Some love doughy, others like thin, etc etc. Its really just what you personally love.
I gotta get up to new haven and try these out for myself Franky....
Thank you for respecting the true, classic Italian-American pizzerias. It hurts seeing some of these style places going out of business while ppl go to fake imitator places
Not in Jersey. We respect our pizza places here.
@@mattbegley8613and certain parts of Manhattan & BK
The rant on NYC at the end of the Lazzara review is a piece of poetry.
He walks up and down those steps like a fairy 😂😂
I thought the same hahaha!
27:40 That is my favorite "Everybody knows the rules." 😂😂😂
Giovani is an absolute LEGEND! I would fly to NY just to shake that man’s hand & buy his pizza🙏🏻🔥
Johns on Bleeker was my jam. Miss going there. Joes in the village was good, too but Johns has the booths.
I've always liked my pizza well done, didn't know anyone else did or a thing till watching his reviews!
1 thing I realized about Dave’s review he’s very specific about what he likes. He tends to like more charred pie. I always keep that in mind with his reviews. A couple of the spots he raved about I thought had decent pizza but nothing to rave about…he gave ok scores to a couple spots that I thought had amazing pie.
Ya I know what you mean. Some days I crave for fluffy cheesy good tasting pizza that Dave gave terrible scores for and other times I crave for crispy, no flop pizzas, which I follow his reviews for.
He rated my personal favorite pizza spot- still the best pizza I've had to this day- a 7.6. So I think it's fair to assume that different people will have wildly different opinions.
@@emperormouse5487wat trash you eating
yeah and the one bite rule makes it so rankings can vary like he could of put angelos even higher if he took a bite with the basel because with the basel its even better
@@queurki3701 One bite?
Started here 3 days ago and I’m back again after watching at least 90 of these. This guy is the pizza GOAT 🐐!!!