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  • @forestmanification
    @forestmanification 7 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    "The next game will have the heroine go into battle in high heels"
    The prophecy has come true!

    • @Disissid19
      @Disissid19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Now for the making tape

    • @reoden7546
      @reoden7546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There's probably a mod for that

    • @tchitchouan
      @tchitchouan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG 2B

    • @TedWilder
      @TedWilder ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I immediately came to the comments lol

    • @boryolmung9548
      @boryolmung9548 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes... Drakengard 3.

  • @Sapheiorus
    @Sapheiorus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "... high heels and 3 bits of masking tape."
    Yoko Taro: "WHO TOLD!?"

    • @joethehero2
      @joethehero2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He wasn't too far off. Technically, the only thing A2 wears are heels and booty shorts. Her "bodysuit" "gloves" and "stocking" are actually just exposed endoskeleton where her skin was burned off during the Pearl Harbor mission.

    • @demoneon9527
      @demoneon9527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      joethehero2 oh.
      Nice~.

    • @156football
      @156football 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@joethehero2 shocking that her robot parts look exactly like lady parts, and ladies underwear..... fucking anime

    • @DeadpoolX9
      @DeadpoolX9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joethehero2 damn that makes her even more feral and badass

    • @cesarcampos8746
      @cesarcampos8746 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@156footballlooks great, don't know what you complain about

  • @Rycluse
    @Rycluse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Best subtle joke in all of ZP: "I asked everyone I knew but neither of them had heard of it either"

    • @darkshot619
      @darkshot619 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** Cormac perhaps?

    • @thotmorrison2649
      @thotmorrison2649 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      DrRaklryja I wouldn't have said that was subtle, but I guess when you compare it to things like the abortion image and rabid puns, yeah.

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +DrRaklryja So Gabe and his mother

    • @ToonedMinecraft
      @ToonedMinecraft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I watched this for like the tenth time and I only picked up on it this time around... it is so smooth I never ealised it.

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's about as subtle as hitting somebody with a rock.

  • @nickdiggers7887
    @nickdiggers7887 9 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    "It's nice to see a Square Enix RPG where the main character isn't a skinny emo child whose balls aren't in his fucking neck"
    Shh, no-one tell him about Nier Replicant......

    • @Drakon_Minaka
      @Drakon_Minaka 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nick Diggers There were two Nier games?That or two versions of the main campaign?

    • @legofreak18
      @legofreak18 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Drakkoniac Banderfield Nier replicant is the japanese version of the game. Gesalt is the english one that we got. In replicant, the protagonist is a young adult. gesalt gives us old man nier. There aren't many changes between both versions besides that.

    • @Drakon_Minaka
      @Drakon_Minaka 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      legofreak18 yeah. I just figured that out.

    • @stevemcgroob4446
      @stevemcgroob4446 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Nick Diggers I wish he did knew about it. It would have been hilarious.

    • @moooshroomdragonking1335
      @moooshroomdragonking1335 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Nick Diggers ya only bat man or kids in there games or people whos hair would get them thrown off a plain

  • @Rebellions
    @Rebellions 10 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I just got the subtle "Haha I'm lonely" joke with the "I asked everyone I knew and NEITHER of them had heard of it either" fuck I feel stupid

  • @gameguy301
    @gameguy301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    funny he should mention that the main character isnt a skinny emo child, because the western release changed nier from yonahs brother to yonahs father, and changed his character model from a teenager with boy band hair, to a grizzled middle aged man.

    • @ArcaneAzmadi
      @ArcaneAzmadi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And now they rereleased NieR Replicant ver.1.something, that version of the game can be played played by everyone. Well, I say "can", more like "have to" since there's no way to play the original PS3 version now, and you can't switch back to playing Grizzled McDaddypants in the new version.

    • @vasudean
      @vasudean ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To be fair, I would rather play the dad as a parent there's a bit more emotional weight than playing as the sibling.

  • @Orthanderis
    @Orthanderis 11 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Best part of this game, if you beat it you unlock the enemies dialogues for your next playthrough, and it instantly becomes 1000% more interesting and heart-retching.

  • @David_Axelord
    @David_Axelord 11 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I can't believe Yahtzee doesn't mention that he voiced a talking book in this game.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He did WHAT

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He didn't, Liam O'Brien voices Grimoire Weiss. Unless OP is talking about a different Grimoire. Which is possible, since iirc Weiss isn't the only talking book in NieR.@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

  • @sailoritaly
    @sailoritaly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I will say this about Nier: It has a really beautiful soundtrack

    • @semvision
      @semvision 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shame you rarely hear it ingame.

    • @RuneKatashima
      @RuneKatashima 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And Kaine (Salvation and Escape). And every version of Song of the Ancients.

  • @pkbelly
    @pkbelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Yahtzee: "It's nice to see a SquareEnix RPG where the main character isn't a skinny emo child" 1:14
    Nier Replicant: ...

    • @shizuwolf
      @shizuwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is before he knew that

  • @daandriod
    @daandriod 10 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Did Yahtzee really complain about the soundtrack?
    I don't think I have ever heard anyone complain about the music this game.

    • @SilentTree12
      @SilentTree12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The music in this game is incredible, but it does tend to drone on.

    • @nickdiggers7887
      @nickdiggers7887 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It is pretty good, but problem is the overworld music does tend to loop after about 30 seconds which does get grating.

    • @-na-nomad6247
      @-na-nomad6247 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he always does what has never been done

    • @Tamacat388
      @Tamacat388 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      daandriod It's great but he's right the music loops way too often to the point that I started muting the tv on the overworld and listened to podcasts during the second half. The first half only being bearable because my friend was staying over taking turns with it.

    • @zacharyviii5495
      @zacharyviii5495 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      daandriod Play the Slaughtering Grounds and try not to complain about the music.

  • @nowhere6732
    @nowhere6732 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I asked everyone I knew and neither of them had heard of it either." Yahtzee you're just too good

  • @pokemonique92
    @pokemonique92 11 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I asked everyone I knew, but NEITHER of them knew about it."
    Awww. XD

  • @NoobLord9001
    @NoobLord9001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “wearing nothing but heels and three bits of masking tape” was the first draft of A2’s character design. this idea was scrapped, however, when the modeling crew couldn’t figure out how to make Berserk Mode sexier than regular mode.

  • @ShadowHawk180
    @ShadowHawk180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I have actually never heard someone complain about Nier's soundtrack before...

    • @phoenixchampion5069
      @phoenixchampion5069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This guy has *way* too picky a taste of music, I let boss fights drag on just to hear the soundtrack longer (Except for Jack because rime limit)

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The boring masses confuse mediocre with good, don't worry, it's normal. Carry on

  • @Skeleton-chan
    @Skeleton-chan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I don't think Yahtzee ever played the other endings judging by this video's complete lack of mentioning how fucking psychotic Daddy Nierman is in playthrough 2.
    All I gotta say is... he missed out. That second (...and third... and fourth) playthrough helps re-contextualise a mediocre action RPG into a fucked up piece of work that only a weirdo like Yoko Taro could birth out of his child-bearing skeleton hips.

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      While I agree Nier is a good game I think the gameplay and filler is not good enough to push players to start new game plus and discover the world after new game plus. This is why it was hailed as getting better with age. When other aspects of the game seems ordinary nowadays and the only reason a game would be revisited is because someone already specifically told you to play through the new game plus, the hidden gem beneath second play though is discovered.

    • @ThanatorRider
      @ThanatorRider 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't think he enjoyed the game enough to want to play it a second time, especially since the game had already recycled locations on one play-through.

    • @noodleknight7924
      @noodleknight7924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The first new game plus is just a half ng+ playthrough and it adds a lot of new twists and other bits to the game's story. I'm pretty much none of the reviewers bothered with it but it's pretty short and adds a lot of brilliant ideas to the game. It's a shame none of the revieweres bothered with it, thinking that it's a full playthrough from the beggining that only adds a new cutscene at the end.

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +ThanatorRider
      Actually, to be more specific, Ending B is more like you're just playing through the second half of the game in Newgame + mode, which means you're completely OP with all your weapons, items, spells, etc. and you can just breeze through things to get the new cutscenes scattered throughout that give a lot more context to each fight.

    • @genofreek
      @genofreek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the weirdest fucking comment, I think Yoko Taro would be proud of it.

  • @repulser93
    @repulser93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Ironically enough Yahtzee, what Spec Ops: The Line did is what this game did two years prior.

    • @KZrules
      @KZrules 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Holy shit you're right :O

    • @Wittemn
      @Wittemn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Drakengard did it a long time ago on the PS2.

    • @NoTimeNoEffort
      @NoTimeNoEffort 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Drakengard was sadly BUTCHERED by a really horrible english adaptation which really did not help bring its point across, plus, it was mostly riffing on the psychotic nature of Dynasty Warriors characters, with some anime inspirations (mostly Berserk) here and there. Nier is way more on point by deconstructing the whole genre of JRPGs and is much easier to comprehend, especially since it came out of japan mostly intact and with an actually really good adaptation work. Good writing, almost no censoring (Kaine's story got a little buttfucked, but it got the point across) and also pretty good voice acting.

    • @RuneKatashima
      @RuneKatashima 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Question; How was Kaine's story different?

    • @t850terminator
      @t850terminator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then obviously Spec Ops definitely did it more competently.

  • @TheNomad94
    @TheNomad94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    The hell? The OST is awesome, I have no idea what Yahtzee is on about.

    • @FhtagnCthulhu
      @FhtagnCthulhu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah, it feels weird to specifically call out the soundtrack for an attack when it was basically the only bit of the game to get universal praise. This is literally the only complaint I have seen.

    • @FF18Cloud
      @FF18Cloud 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think its more, he kept hearing the same songs over and over

    • @YorkJonhson
      @YorkJonhson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's true. I love Nier's soundtrack, but there is some recycling. The track that plays during sadder scenes was probably my favorite, but it sure sees some heavy use.

    • @ProtosMerkabah
      @ProtosMerkabah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Song by song Nier's sound track is amazing. But a lot of the time actually playing the game, sometimes the music does become overly repetitive.

    • @cave_dweller6
      @cave_dweller6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's amazing but in some of the more repetitive levels the shorter tracks do tend to grate a little, mostly because they used actual human vocals.

  • @NoTimeNoEffort
    @NoTimeNoEffort 9 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "It's like all you have to do is walk into a tunnel and the sun goes supernova"
    ...it's funny, because, in the world of nier, there is no sun anymore.

    • @archangel3561
      @archangel3561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Scrapjack how does that even begin to make sense? god that game was stupid...

    • @NoTimeNoEffort
      @NoTimeNoEffort 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      +arch angel and yet it does make sense if you take like three minutes of your time to read what happened to the world.

    • @archangel3561
      @archangel3561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah I beat that game 5 times. It doesn't make sense despite irrationally defended by its fans. It's a mediocre game at best.

    • @NoTimeNoEffort
      @NoTimeNoEffort 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      arch angel your terrible opinion has been duly noted

    • @archangel3561
      @archangel3561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually it's more like the average opinion of the game... assuming anyone actually bothered to remember this discount bin dust collector

  • @maxmartinez2032
    @maxmartinez2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Find it funny coming back to this, and him saying the game left quite an impression on him on the nier automata review but there's no mention of it here I guess the game really grows on you the more you think about it

  • @zingodoom
    @zingodoom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Square Enix didn't make the game. They just published it. Cavia was the developing company

  • @DeathrocketFilmCorp
    @DeathrocketFilmCorp 12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I called everyone I knew and neither of them had heard about it either."
    It's this tiny subtle self-deprecative humor that makes his videos so much more awesome

  • @xenoinaba7222
    @xenoinaba7222 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The music in this game is phenomenal...even if you don't like the game like allot of reviewers, they still praise the soundtrack.

  • @Timster480
    @Timster480 10 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Did...Did he just complain about the soundtrack?

    • @gveltaine
      @gveltaine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Arthur MC agreed. The soundtrack is a huge reason why i keep playing

    • @cave_dweller6
      @cave_dweller6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's amazing but in some of the more repetitive levels the shorter tracks do tend to grate a little, mostly because they used actual human vocals.

  • @nukeclears
    @nukeclears 10 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    the title is odd to me because Nier literally means kidney in my language.
    *"what have you been playing" "ow you know KIDNEY"*

    • @TerrmediaReturns
      @TerrmediaReturns 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's dutch right?

    • @nukeclears
      @nukeclears 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yep

    • @SuperMiracleMan
      @SuperMiracleMan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder if the game has a feature where you can have the guy drink booze until he dies.

    • @GrayFalcony
      @GrayFalcony 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was wondering if the name "Nier" might be some sort of reference. They use quite a lot of different languages in Nier (Grimoire Weiss or Noir e.g.). So maybe Nier has some meaning too.
      The only thing comming to my mind was, that Nier spelled backwards is "rein", which is the German word for "pure".

    • @StakesofPurgatory
      @StakesofPurgatory 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GrayFalcony To be honest, I think you might be on to something. They live in a backwards world where nothing's pure, so maybe that's why the title is Nier (rein backwards)? Maybe? Although I did do some research and in French "nier" means deny or negate; I'm sure there might be some meaning there.

  • @Dukefazon
    @Dukefazon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Probably my favorite game on that generation. Next to Valkyria Chronicles.

  • @Timblesink
    @Timblesink 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It bothers me that no one in this comment section has mentioned that there are entirely different story points in subsequent playthroughs which is where the game is actually meant to have its wham moment(s).

    • @math6844
      @math6844 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's because most aren't completely mad.

    • @phoenixchampion5069
      @phoenixchampion5069 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Timblesink said wham moment are also the moments that make you feel like you're not truly the hero of the game

    • @SERPENTONORTHAM1992
      @SERPENTONORTHAM1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Timblesink Ok. You seem like you know the game. I heard this from other people too but noone explained.
      There is a point in the game where a 5 years timeskip happened and you then have to revisit the same ruins. Does this count as a 2nd playthrough or you have to complete the game another time after getting one of the endings? I just got to the timeskip but it was too easy so I decided to erase the save file and complete it in Hard mode for the 1st time (XD pride and stuff). Do I have to complete it twice?

  • @TheTolnoc
    @TheTolnoc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I think my favorite quote from a Lets Play of Nier was 'Nier is a good friend, but a bad person', shortly after that bit with the Aeiry, or however they spell it.

    • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
      @RegalRoyalWasTaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Very much so.
      The worst part is, I think he would have backed off if he had realized sooner what exactly he was doing. As soon as the Shadowlord broke the script and kidnapped Yonah, all bets were off, and humanity was doomed.
      Fitting that ultimately, "Nier ruined everything" is true of both Niers.

  • @ryancarter2959
    @ryancarter2959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Hiroshima-fied" that's probably one of the funniest dark jokes I've ever heard on these videos

  • @redhood_dj
    @redhood_dj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If there's one thing you cant say about Nier is that the music is bad. The OST it's fucking glorious.

    • @TS6815
      @TS6815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      between this and MGRR I'm convinced Yahtz has awful taste in music

  • @misterbin00
    @misterbin00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    The story is just above average....?
    He definitely missed the second playthrough.

    • @misterbin00
      @misterbin00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ***** Guess that's the point. Square Enix didn't want a lot of people to find out how sick and twisted they were.

    • @misterbin00
      @misterbin00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      deathpyre42 Didn't play either of the games, just read the spoilers. So I can't actually compare that. But I think the revelation in the second playthrough is a truly sick but clever way to deliver.

    • @math6844
      @math6844 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      +misterbin00 "He says the story was bad. He must not have played it twice!"
      "I actually haven't played it."

    • @RTDFify
      @RTDFify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +The Truth Exposed
      "Undertale"

    • @LaydiNite
      @LaydiNite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Randy Butternubs Misterbin was saying they hadn't played either of the FF13 games. They obviously have played Nier.

  • @No1Porkchop
    @No1Porkchop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Though it never gets as far as the 2nd bit." *LAUGHS IN FUTURE ALIEN INVASION*

  • @CodeAndGin
    @CodeAndGin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "isn't a skinny emo child" lmao not in the JP and rerelease versions

  • @ChampuStrike
    @ChampuStrike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    it's so fun how you say "next game will be on high heels"
    welp it is

  • @KpopFreakMike
    @KpopFreakMike 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    One of the best stories on PS3 and awesome game with tons of stuff to do. Not to mention you can get it for 10-15$.
    Enough said, if you have a PS3 you MUST play this.

    • @Sidewalkatlas
      @Sidewalkatlas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea, I wish more reviewers would pay attention to the story, the message, and the feel or games. If they did Nier would be a 10/10. Instead, they just focused on mechanics like Yahtzee did in this video. It's a shame really. Nier is incredible. Best I've played since FFVI.

    • @phoenixchampion5069
      @phoenixchampion5069 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The game is also on Xbox 360, I know because that's the version I have.

    • @tendrilartist3609
      @tendrilartist3609 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but that version sucks

  • @doubledamn2599
    @doubledamn2599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I still find it really weird that he puts on a "eye patch" after the timeskip, only to reveal that there is nothing wrong with his eye in the final cutscene.

  • @Capcom2796
    @Capcom2796 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    that game is a side story basically that game originated from another game called Drakengard good game too

  • @stevoridesagain
    @stevoridesagain 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    There were a few complaints that were legitimate, but Yahtzee is WAY off base with this one. Nier is one of those games that you HAVE to play again to get the full story. And again. And again. Tedious? It might seem that way, but it's actually quite rewarding ... if depressing as all hell.
    That said, Nier has a fantastic storyline that needs to be experienced. Nier has been described as a flawed gem, and that is what it is. Average gameplay, utterly amazing story.
    One last thing ... he's complaining about the SOUNDTRACK? What the hell? Nier's soundtrack is generally regarded to be one of the best out there, period.

    • @GlatteisG
      @GlatteisG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +stevoridesagain (tl;dr at the bottom.) Please forgive me tearing into your comment. Soundtrack first: To be honest, other critics, myself, and many supporters of nier have noted that the soundtrack is repetitive. Liking it is one thing, disliking it is another. But, it is a fact that nier's soundtrack is repetitive. Not only that, almost every song fits into that same niche. There is some (little) variation, and it conforms to the world of nier, but is still repetitive with similar vibes. No ifs, ands, or buts, will change that. Again, I'm not saying it's bad, nor am I saying it's good, I am just saying it is repetitive.

    • @GlatteisG
      @GlatteisG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The grammar Nazi in me wants to fix my comment. But after editing it once I refuse to edit it again. (I don't want to deal with TH-cam hassles.) There is nothing more to this comment other than me expressing my irritation at TH-cam. Carry on.

  • @mrk45
    @mrk45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh man, I can't wait for the remake of this - Yahtzee will probably hate that one too though.

  • @Arunnejiro
    @Arunnejiro 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:15 I could have warned you about those stairs...

  • @AliceNano
    @AliceNano 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    (probably a spoiler)
    The purpose of these useless and time wasting extras e.g farming and fishing is so that you spend more time on the game and make ending D even more painful, because it removes ALL of your data. All of your time and effort, completely wasted. It is very cruel, but extremely brilliant. Kinda cool.

    • @roufaspentaghast1636
      @roufaspentaghast1636 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yahtzee, Nier was practically made for you. Seriously, get ending D. You'll either be like, Oh, I get it! Or you'll go into your bathroom, break the mirror and slit your throat with the glass. Also, Nier is technically Drakengard 2 as it is the spiritual successor to that mess of a game (picking up where that one ended) and was also the last in the series to be made by the original creators. Its got some pretty messed up things in it the deeper you look and paints the worst most convincing picture of player controlled protagonists I've ever seen. Bottom line: Nier hates you, its developers hate you, they would probably burn down your house or eat your children to let you know it, but legally, all they could do was make Nier.

    • @greenchaos1903
      @greenchaos1903 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roufas Pentaghast Do you like Drakengard 3? Drakengard 3 hates you. It makes you play as Kaine if she didn't have any good motivations, had a personal harem, and was an even bigger bitch. Drakengard 3 gives you AI companions that are purposely loud and useless. Drakengard 3 makes you do a boss fight so hard, many an lper who did the final boss fight couldn't beat it. And it's actually fucking made by Yoko Taro. It has a lot more comedy bits than the other games, but the humor is dark humor. And it has tons of nods to the first game. Also, it's a prequel.

    • @AliceNano
      @AliceNano 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Green Sonic Drakengard 3 was only good for the Intoner babes. Especially One.
      Everything else was pretty much piss poor.

    • @roufaspentaghast1636
      @roufaspentaghast1636 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Green Sonic Heh, well I haven't played 2 nor 3 to be honest. Just Drakengard and Nier. I suppose it wouldn't be a "true" Drakengard game (which, imo, it isn't) at all though if the protagonists weren't the worst possible people in the whole game. Although, if Drakengard 3 has an ending requiring you to 100% the game only to delete all of your saved data, then it would still only be copying Nier. Good joke, or 3 story fall onto a Porsche? Depends on your sense of humor I guess. :p

    • @greenchaos1903
      @greenchaos1903 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You do play as the worst person in the whole game in Drakengard 3. And Drakengard 3 has the final branch locked until you collect all the weapons, only for the final boss of Branch D to be so difficult, some people (not me of course) couldn't beat it. Imagine the Queen boss fight only you can't get hit once. And what's wrong with humor? I like it. It's not trying to be like the other games in the series, it's trying to do it's own thing. Although the nods the the first game are so obvious, it makes you want to shout "Wow! That's SOOOOO subtle! I'm not picking up on that at all!"

  • @wildroses2009
    @wildroses2009 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I couldn't stop laughing when Yahtzee had his bluff called by the game and realised he DID have to maintain the back garden with his gold, although that might have been because he was putting up a target in desperate hope of his idyllic green grass starting village getting Hiroshimad was so soon after.

  • @SmashTheBandicoot
    @SmashTheBandicoot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Who would win in a fight Twattycakes or Jeffery Cuddletrousers? XD

    • @lyriclilac4650
      @lyriclilac4650 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeffrey. Always Jeffrey.

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jeffery. He has the guns

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i would say that twattycake has magic spells that are as balanced as an orc in a cock fight having said that cudletroursers even scarier cookie monster voice may scare twattycake into giving up

  • @ashofoblivion
    @ashofoblivion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly, Knowing yahtzee and his reviews. This is a downright glowing review. For a game that had a budget lower than a 9 year olds piggy bank contents he had very little truly bad to say. Most of his comments were in the meh section and again. For a yahtzee review, that generally means you might want to check it out.

  • @aldxbaran
    @aldxbaran 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yeah, Illbleed did that masking tape thing, as some sort of alternate costume I think.

    • @SJLuis
      @SJLuis 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      IHate GooglePlus It's at the end of his vid lol

  • @Stantasio
    @Stantasio 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He left out that it's probably the only game that when you get 100% completion it gives you the option to delete all your progress for a cut scene.

    • @sexyshinyashots
      @sexyshinyashots 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      we all know he didnt play the game.

  • @royfox2010
    @royfox2010 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    To be fair Yahtzee I think the game's better without gardening, I never even found the garden the whole game...

    • @BleachFan2588
      @BleachFan2588 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roy Terada This might shock you, but it is in fact right next to his house. I know right, who'd put a garen next to a house? But seriously, don't bother with the damn garden.

    • @phoenixchampion5069
      @phoenixchampion5069 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +BleachFan2588 Yeah because if you really need money, just go over to the Junk heap and kill everything, every enemy there always drops one item at least.
      Plus any quest that wants you to get a certain crop you can literally find it in a store somewhere.

    • @royfox2010
      @royfox2010 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phoenix Champion And why would you even need money XD

    • @phoenixchampion5069
      @phoenixchampion5069 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roy Terada to buy those weapons that you can only get at shops, after that, never again, unless you really like having a max supply of healing items

    • @Jjdb8211
      @Jjdb8211 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Roy Terada it's used for one sidequest in the game,
      and everyone agreed that sidequest is the worst in the entire game

  • @AbstracktAlias
    @AbstracktAlias 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I asked everyone I knew and neither of them heard of it either."
    Haha, I love it when he pokes fun at himself.

  • @skullkid325
    @skullkid325 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It's quite funny actually, in regards to the main character, in Japan the game was released with a much more stereotypical character for this kind of thing.
    Anyway, one of the ones I disagree with, even if I agree with quite a few of the points somewhat, I love the game.

    • @Alforbia
      @Alforbia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amusingly enough, the game devs were told to make a character/game for the American audience.
      They agreed only if they could do a prettyboy version in Japan.

    • @skullkid325
      @skullkid325 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ha, that's interesting!
      Well, I'm glad they did it the way they did. I don't mind the prettyboy type in these kinds of things but the ugly-as-sin father figure has a lot more character to him, for me.

    • @royfox2010
      @royfox2010 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah you see artwork of him after the 5 year timeskip but look at Japan's NieR before the timeskip and he looks dumb as shit. Shorts and that hairdo really? I like father NieR better. It's more unique.

    • @rodney2x48
      @rodney2x48 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alforbia
      Thank God, I hate the androgynous looking teenage guy in all these jrpgs.

    • @Prophecyx01
      @Prophecyx01 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Skull Kid Japan got both the version we have and the younger main character.

  • @sheepphic
    @sheepphic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "I asked everyone I knew, and neither of them had heard of it either"
    Haha, Yahtzee hasn't got many friends. Of course, I guess those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

    • @sharkymcsnarkface6642
      @sharkymcsnarkface6642 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You have zero subscribers and about 19 people who most likely have the amount trying to humiliate somebody who's reviews got him to near one million. You sir are throwing bricks made out of neutron stars at your grandmother's house made out of paper mache and chocolate wafers.

    • @sheepphic
      @sheepphic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm not trying to humiliate him; I was attempting to make a joke. The main point was not that he didn't have many friends, seeing as his statement already implies it, but rather to express my appreciation for his joke and to make (a bad) one of my own.

    • @greyEAX
      @greyEAX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +DartsTheMonkey You know, it's really embarrassing to read the comments and see all kinds of people pretending to talk like Yahtzee on almost every single one of his videos.

    • @sharkymcsnarkface6642
      @sharkymcsnarkface6642 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      marmalade
      Pretending to talk like yahtzee? I talk like this all the time. If anything you should probably just read all the text I make in deep Russian accent and drink Kompot while you are at it.

    • @lindholmaren
      @lindholmaren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      neither means two, as in the two substitutes shown in the video, as in he already made the joke

  • @DankLordDemaar
    @DankLordDemaar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Did anyone know that NIER is actually a spinoff of Drakengard?
    Really surprised me when I read it.

    • @zhoupact8567
      @zhoupact8567 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DarkLordDemaar ^.^ I loved the first drakengard. (Oh! You don't say *Caim* who got the profile picture of *Caim* and his dragon. Who would ever have guessed.)

    • @JameboHayabusa
      @JameboHayabusa 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Salvatration Halex Huh, I thought it was just a spinoff from ending E from the first game. Well whatever, the story's outcome seems to be the same regardless.

  • @vVAstrAVv
    @vVAstrAVv 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    ten seconds of repetitive music?
    he needs his ears checked niers soundtrack rocks lol

    • @valsauramaa5817
      @valsauramaa5817 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      vVAstrAVv Oh man. Whatever you do, don't get me started on the music. You'll never hear the end of it.I literally wrote a paper on it for my music theory class in high school, & am currently retooling an early draft of it from a linguistic/code breaking perspective for the songs Evan's sang in the original language she created.

    • @vVAstrAVv
      @vVAstrAVv 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucie Gulick i kinda do want to get you started on it lol
      what was this paper about

    • @valsauramaa5817
      @valsauramaa5817 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok-- so Evans created this original language for some of the songs in Nier ('Kaine', 'Hills of Radiant Wind', etc.) & they have a few common words (or at least sounds) between them. She claims the language is based in Gaelic, & I've been spending the last three & a half months trying to find correlations between traditional Gaelic & her language.
      To put it mildly, it's been a migraine-inducing nightmare. Without asking her personally, it might not be possible to translate it.
      I'm working with purely phonetic translations rather than the actual words she used, & Gaelic is a bitch to to spell correctly in the first place. It's entirely possible that it's all gibberish anyway & that what I'm doing is utterly pointless. However, I'm a masochist & a total sucker for this shit, & with her using the same language in some of the pieces in Drakengard 3, I have a lot more material I can potentially use (provided I don't go bat-shit insane before finishing the new phonetic translations for them).

    • @vVAstrAVv
      @vVAstrAVv 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucie Gulick awww whyd you have to remind me nier is related to drakenguard
      ive read it was just a combination of several languages but i dont really know
      hasnt someone already translated it by now?

    • @valsauramaa5817
      @valsauramaa5817 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      vVAstrAVv Not that i've been able to find reliably, no. A few have made guesses, but they're not similar enough to one another to be accurate.

  • @ryebred6470
    @ryebred6470 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Psst
    Ben
    You can use a button to auto apply the best words to weapons and spells.
    Also get to ending B.

  • @kurttemple1478
    @kurttemple1478 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I Nierly thought he wasn't going to do that last line.

  • @BFedie518
    @BFedie518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It may be true that the game gets better on repeat playthroughs, but
    a) He's got about a week to play a game and make a review and has played a new game almost every week for the past nine years. He rarely plays through games more than once.
    b) If the game isn't good enough to make him want to play through the game again, that's on the game, not him.
    c) If the game's story only gets better after beating it more than once, then that just supports his complaint that the game is padded with unnecessary bullshit.
    I'll admit I haven't played the game myself. Maybe if I did I'd take back everything i just said and yell at Yahtzee instead, but until then, the points stand

    • @demilembias2527
      @demilembias2527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, that's generally the problem with non self-employed game reviewers in general.

    • @Guille2033
      @Guille2033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brandon F. in my opinion, making your consumers play the game over and over and over and over again just to unlock new important information about the story of the game and it's characters is basically story-grinding. And grinding is *bad lazy fucking bullshit game design*

    • @SimplySwayze
      @SimplySwayze 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arty23 You must really not be a fan of Yoko Taro's work then. Pretty much ALL his games are like that.
      Also, to be fair, the game only makes you replay through the second half (where all the good stuff is) in order to get the different endings, and only Ending B is necessary if you want the entirety of the plot. Endings C and D are just to wrap up Kaine's character arc.

    • @Guille2033
      @Guille2033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Strange Aeons not of Yoko Taro but of forcing players to replay your game again, and again, and again.

    • @t850terminator
      @t850terminator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is why I tend to think “replay value” is BS, I rather a game pulls out its strongest cards on the first time thru, which always is going to be the most important.

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:42 Well Bayonetta's clothes were just her Magically weaved hair, so that description is strangely close to what Yahtzee predicted.

  • @TenkDD
    @TenkDD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Coming back 10 years later with the remaster out it's fun to see how much games like this fly over the head of reviewers since they don't have time to pay attention.

    • @Crawver
      @Crawver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do think that's a little unfair. The game holds a lot of its' gut punches in the later endings, but also doesn't do a great job to show you that there even are other endings to get. When you're a reviewer, doing it as a full time job and need to churn out a review a week, you really don't have the time to plumb the very depths of a game to see if there's something that turns it all around or recontextualizes it. I agree that the review clearly did stop with ending A, and misses a lot of the nuance the game has to offer. But that could just as easily be held as a point against the game. It does and did do a poor job trying to keep people on. There's a reason automata had a part practically begging people to play it again to get more out.

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Crawver True, but reviews like this(IGN, Angry Joe, ZP) aren’t ever really able to fully do game’s justice unless the reviewer really liked the game(Like Act Man’s why XYZ is so amazing videos), or if they are very thorough in their reviews(Joseph Anderson…).

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Crawver It’s a shame, but understandable since like you said - weekly show

    • @Ultracombogaming
      @Ultracombogaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Stryfe52 don’t you dare use angry joe and our Yahtzee’s name in the same sentence lmao

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ultracombogaming I’m apologize… please forgive me for my ignorance.

  • @GuyOnAChair
    @GuyOnAChair 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never would have thought that this would get a sequal.

  • @Melgus
    @Melgus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Its a shame you didn't do a second playthrough, thus understanding what the fuck were you killing.

  • @Hysteria98
    @Hysteria98 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the greatest soundtracks ever, Yahtzee ripped on it in a way that is saying "The music doesn't help the dull, idle environments", but mark my words, the soundtrack alone is just utterly incredible. 10/10 work, it's just unmissable!

  • @sheridanmovieguy
    @sheridanmovieguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    >Power of friendship
    Someone didn't play through the whole game...

  • @BoBnfishy
    @BoBnfishy 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "i called up everyone i know and neither of them knew what it was either." funniest line in the bloody video. and that's not an insult!

  • @user-ir8rd6oy4w
    @user-ir8rd6oy4w 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Zero Punctuation re-uses the same theme over and over again.

    • @MrJjjakey
      @MrJjjakey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Checkmate

    • @Guille2033
      @Guille2033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CYNreviews there's a big difference between an intro-outro track (something you always hear at the beginning and *only* at the beginning) and a repetitive soundtrack which you have to listen *all the fucking time*

    • @marknut9741
      @marknut9741 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ding?

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's called a theme song. A ten second opening track is hardly equivalent to the background noise of an entire sodding rpg. Don't be stupid

  • @MysteriumArcanum
    @MysteriumArcanum 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lost it at the angsty leprechaun Jack Skellington bit XD

  • @annienyan
    @annienyan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The intro of this game looks pretty awesome, and then it just cuts off into a completely different game...

    • @KyuuStarr
      @KyuuStarr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There was a very good reason for that though. It's in the story if you're paying attention.

  • @adamjenkins1510
    @adamjenkins1510 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you for answering my question with clarity and in a mature way

  • @pootisspencer9586
    @pootisspencer9586 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:26
    Actually, StarFox did it first with Andross, then Windwaker, then Nier.
    :/

  • @robertlinke2666
    @robertlinke2666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "nier" in dutch is Kidney

  • @dawsonsmusicplace
    @dawsonsmusicplace 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i didnt know hiroshima could be used as a verb

  • @Malarkyite
    @Malarkyite 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I asked everyone I knew and neither of them had heard of it either..." Yatzhee, I love you even more now.

  • @BlookerG
    @BlookerG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Apparently Square Enix is making a sequel to this
    Yaaaaaaaaay...

    • @CousinRoman90
      @CousinRoman90 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Salvatration Halex you mean the ones behind revengeance and bayonetta? I can only pray it won't be another combo hell game. I'm more for story, not learning a whole sequence of buttons and skipping the story.

    • @CousinRoman90
      @CousinRoman90 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Salvatration Halex just cause (get it?) Story will still be there, doesn't mean gameplay will be as nier is. The gameplay could turn into another over the top action crap involving press a 7 button sequence to pull off flashy moves and the combos are in a very odd pattern. I rather a simple gameplay and amazing story like the drakengard series has been. Yes, this includes drakengard 3 which granted the challenges were a but ridiculous, I still got my shiny platinum out of it after bashing my head against the wall countless times with challenges and final segment of the game.
      I just don't want to see another revengeance/bayonetta/god of war game. I like my simple hack and slash, not a test of button sequence remembering.

    • @rocksteel9238
      @rocksteel9238 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +BlookerG Well I'm very happy for anyone who liked the first game but to be quite frank I'm surprised since it seemed that the reception for this game as a whole at release is identical to yahtzee's, "Nier"

    • @QaRajhCreations
      @QaRajhCreations 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Salvatration Halex Nier 2?
      Nah, Twattycake 2

    • @zxcasf
      @zxcasf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's mostly because you have to get to the time skip a decent amount of hours in before it's positive qualities begin to massively outshine it's flaws. Like ff13 but with less time needed to invest and a waaaay better pay off.

  • @weaponizedpizza8825
    @weaponizedpizza8825 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw the name Twattycake and laughed so hard I died, typing from the other side everybody!

  • @vlorenzosoleri
    @vlorenzosoleri 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Zelda it's just one game with 50 different dresses" he heard, and finally realized that he wasn't alone anymore...

  • @JollyJoshums
    @JollyJoshums 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lol'd when he drew a mustache and the chick at 0:56

  • @r.p.7174
    @r.p.7174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Re-watching this after having played this game and Automata makes me wonder whether he regrets this review. It's hilarious how he completely ignored the majority of the game's story. Maybe Yahtzee will consider giving the game another shot in the future?

  • @SERPENTONORTHAM1992
    @SERPENTONORTHAM1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Since I started this game on Hard difficulty on the first try, I wonder if it's possible to upgrade at least one One-Handed Sword before the 5 Years Timeskip. (I got there easily in Normal mode and it was a bit stupid so I deleted everything to redeem my pride as a gamer)

  • @Luciffrit
    @Luciffrit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not sure if this has come up or not. But you have to play through the game twice to get the real ending as well. Kinda like Ghosts and Ghouls.

    • @gordonpetten6553
      @gordonpetten6553 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahem.. twice? Try 4 times, and that 3rd time you'd better get 100% of the weapons and collectables, or you don't get to play it a whole other time to get ending "D"... In all fairness though it does let you start each play-through after the first about half-way in, so it's not all bad.

    • @Luciffrit
      @Luciffrit 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gordon Petten
      Never knew that, all sources I looked up said twice.

    • @Luciffrit
      @Luciffrit 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      The real ending for GnG isn't even that good. I did it ages ago when I had more patience.

    • @gordonpetten6553
      @gordonpetten6553 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's been a while, but I want to say ending "D" as they called it, was Nier being erased from space and time, your daughter getting cured, and the hermaphrodite now raising her as her mother. Like I said, been a while but I think that was it, all in all it wasn't bad. Just strange.

    • @chrisherring1893
      @chrisherring1893 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but he didn't give enough shits to do so :/

  • @SmoothOthello
    @SmoothOthello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im not entirely sure there will be a replicant version for this video lol

  • @3xchrisx3
    @3xchrisx3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    yahtzee talks about the bad parts of games specifically for comedic effect. though he has said that people find it hard to tell if he actually likes a game because people are too serious about everything. anyways you should definitely check out this game but if you won't at least check out the soundtrack. it's amazing.
    also it was published by SE but it's not made by them. wish people would separate developer and publisher already :/

    • @TakoyaKyono
      @TakoyaKyono 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he doesn't mention the game is shit or about how he thought about self harming while playing then you can take it that he liked it.

  • @paleknight1
    @paleknight1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Twatty Cake that is a very errrr strange name!

  • @odoylerules360
    @odoylerules360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    High heels & three bits of masking tape. A2 in Nier Automata.

  • @Sonacnights
    @Sonacnights 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tend to love these reviews and happened to see this one on the 'Watch Again' bar with no memory of what the result was. I can understand gameplay and graphic complaints. The graphics weren't pretty but that's usually the case in 'art style' games. Gameplay was dull..
    The soundtrack and story, though... The Soundtrack, if compared to most other games, is a genuine fucking masterpiece even if you do hear the same parts more than a lot throughout the game. And while I agree the story is eh the first playthrough, it really is amazing when things fall into place the second time around. I ignore the "good games don't need a second playthrough for story" argument simply because cramming all the story in all in at once can be confusing to the younglings..
    Either way, an opinion is an opinion. I've told a few friends about it and they came back saying they really liked it. But there will always be those that think otherwise. I loved it and still have it. All that matters.

    • @SERPENTONORTHAM1992
      @SERPENTONORTHAM1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Michael Myers Just got the game and I am after the 5 years timeskip. After I collect the pieces of the artifact and complete the game I have to replay it? Will it start before the timeskip, with all of my equipment and upgrades?

    • @Sonacnights
      @Sonacnights 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OneShallStandOneShallFall Endings B, C, and D will put you at different parts of the story for more details. I believe B puts you back fairly early, maybe even before the timeskip. That said, you never lose equipment, upgrades, or spell words. You keep everything. The extra endings and added story are worth the playtime though.

    • @SERPENTONORTHAM1992
      @SERPENTONORTHAM1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Myers Thanks :D I really like the game despite some flaws because of its age. I will replay it for sure!

  • @FF18Cloud
    @FF18Cloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's so weird years later how...
    Funnily on point this was
    Especially with the Zelda reference

  • @TheMightyPika
    @TheMightyPika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As much as I love the Taro-verse... Eh, he's not wrong.

  • @FumoSenpai
    @FumoSenpai 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    he didn't get it, basically

    • @tomstonemale
      @tomstonemale 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is to get? The game is mediocre at best the first time you played, which is what Yathzee did in the end. It get interesting the second time but only for the story. And he only has a week to play and review the game so cut the guy some slack.

  • @MeepChangeling
    @MeepChangeling 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    SO the commercial on this video was a car insurance thing featuring a talking seat belt with eyes a moult and everything. The guy was like "A talking seat belt? You got to be kidding me." I cant help but think that there should have been a lot of screaming, yelling, and firing of weapons at the vehicle.

  • @XenoAlbedo
    @XenoAlbedo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm pretty sure Yahtzee is the only person on the face of this planet that dislikes the music in this game.

  • @MenwithHill
    @MenwithHill 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's a model whose name I can't recall that was photographed as part of a series depicting mundane, everyday faces.

  • @jetstreamlove_r7420
    @jetstreamlove_r7420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is what happens when Square Enix marathons the Berserk series and decides to write their own fanfic version of it.

    • @FF18Cloud
      @FF18Cloud 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      (or, what happens when you let Yoko Taro make games)

  • @calespapi3620
    @calespapi3620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well he was right about the high heels thing lol.

  • @jacobridley1159
    @jacobridley1159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The gameplay is pretty bad but music and story are phenomenal there's a lot of heavy hiitting character moments that are amazing

  • @NorthernNights-o3k
    @NorthernNights-o3k 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    A reference to my fightstick. I use a JLF extended shaft in my Qanba Q4RAF, making the shaft larger than most people are used to playing on, hence, "Daddylongshaft".

  • @madcatgr9701
    @madcatgr9701 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this was developed by cavia, not square :3

    • @brandonmiller8123
      @brandonmiller8123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MadCatGr produced by square.

    • @madcatgr9701
      @madcatgr9701 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon Miller do you know what "producer" means? Cavia were the devs...

    • @brandonmiller8123
      @brandonmiller8123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MadCatGr Your point? Square Enix payed for the game its their property, its a square enix game.

    • @madcatgr9701
      @madcatgr9701 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon Miller lol, that doesn't mean they get credit for the development of the game you moron...

    • @brandonmiller8123
      @brandonmiller8123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MadCatGr In the video he said it's a square enix game. Never did he said square developed the game. Square owns the rights to the game its their property. You fucking waste of oxygen.

  • @DoctahWAAwee
    @DoctahWAAwee 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    the power of friendship. let us be in harmony

  • @caimisace
    @caimisace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    but the music is great :(

  • @thundararious
    @thundararious 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    that boss homage you were talking about? there are actually TWO bosses like that in the Zelda series, the other being bongo-bongo of ocarina of time

  • @NishiTheRat
    @NishiTheRat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Well somebody obviously doesn't listen to soundtracks (yes I understand he isn't there for the soundtracks and just there to play the game, but seriously? 10 second loops.... that is just plain ignorance)

    • @Asgard314
      @Asgard314 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, I love the plains music, but the chick singing the same bit over and over again did grate on the nerves a bit. The rest of the music was phenomenal.

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:13 Actually, the version they sold in Japan replaced the gruff, middle-aged man on a mission to save his daughter with a skinny emo child with his balls still in his neck on a mission to save HIS SISTER. Ironically it sold WAY more copies there than the American version.

  • @SithEmperetor
    @SithEmperetor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This game has one of best storylines in whole history of games and beautiful soundtrack, but it's not game for everyone. Only someone with artistic soul is able to fully appreciate Nier. And that's sad because many gamers will just miss this experience.

  • @baconsir1159
    @baconsir1159 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This must be before he played Ocarina of Time, because the boss in Wind Waker was based off Bongo Bongo from the shadow temple.