the ending had me crying... cause of the pain in your laugh.. felt like you had sleepless nights while making this and started hallucinating thinking the magnets were sentient...
@Dex , A bug with Golden Armor, it can actually kill you. If you have a high amount of HP then loose a good bit, then spend money bringing your HP below zero due to loss of the extra HP level, it will go negative and kill you on the next match.
@@crelos3549 I think it is a bug because i was alive when i went to the blacksmith and when i loaded the next match i had negative health and died. It's an early release game. They probably haven't seen it yet. They would never do me like that , me and them are like 🤞🏼, lovers even, his mom last night me, dinner, Chardonnay, reading the news paper, pancakes, 401k, Hamptons, mid night snacks. You get the picture. Its obviously a bug, unintentional.
"Alright, welcome back to the only game where you can make ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS MADE OF GOLD WHICH DESTROY BOTH MY PC AND SANITY, it's Dungeon Clawler"
Your commentary is so good and funny yet really informative when it needs to be! I never played this game but find it really fascinating pushing this game using all these interesting builds
The coins pulled your claw to the left. So you worked against the force of magnetism which pulled the coins that were stuck on the right side of the claw.
Dude, just wanna say. I have no clue how you do it but it is so nice seeing your videos. You´re a really charming presence and a wonderful entertainer. I really hope all goes well for you, thank you for doing what you do. Take this to heart beacuse you deserve it :) (No simping though, i am poor)
I have a crazy idea for a run: Use count clawcula and go for golden armor and thermometers, it will make it so that you will always heal for 10% of your missing hp because of his passive and you will get so much hp that you will be almost unkillable.
Love your content man. Found your channel a few weeks ago and its very entertaining. Especially the few german words or phrases are quite funny if your german as well and can understand it. Keep up the good work and i'm looking forward to more videos
I can't help but feel like the credit card just doesn't scale as well as the golden dagger. As by the final boss before endless each golden dagger would be up to 220 damage unupgraded or 440 upgraded while each credit card was only at about 100. Not to mention the gold dagger can be used every turn while the credit card can only be used once. Not sure how much rarity plays into balance as I haven't played the game but I feel like the credit card could be usable each turn without making it OP.
I mean, most ppl aren't gonna carry magnets around due to phones I'd imagine but are you meaning how a credit card has a magnetic strip which can be messed up with a magnet? Like how phones can wipe hotel room keys?
@@robertwilkins7714 Yes. However, magnetic strips haven't been in operation for several years now, so some people probably don't even know anymore that this could be a problem.
I love the magnets. I hope the devs NEVER fix them floating around. Infact, I hope the devs add a perk explicitly for this weird stuff like "Gold Collected before using your first claw is doubled."
This is the happiest Bernie I have ever seen in the thumbnail. I wonder how a credit card can be use a "weapon". You used a paperclip to attack tho. What if you order a destructive weapon with it? 3:35 WOW! 4:49 Wacky movement. 5:24 Fly over here! 8:03 Does it all by itself. 11:21 Kissing magnet 11:30 Almost empty 12:12 NICE! 18:08 BIG! 20:24 Your wish is granted! I wonder if they add an anti-frustration feature if you run out of damaging items 23:31 Here are your coins, sir! 24:04 Wacky claw 24:21 It's like a bunch of cells attacking the energizer thing and become sentient 25:57 LMAO 26:35 Magnet sweep 27:52 Making thing worst 28:38 Yeah, they make thing alive! Like 28:43 28:51 Stuck thermometer 29:41 Almost planned 30:02 Jumping cell 30:14 Clog moment 30:51 Wanting to be helpful 31:11 Silly ey 31:25 Being helpful 31:54 More clogging 32:37 Gold cell redemption 32:48 Relax, dang it! 32:54 SPIN TO WIN! 34:24 Being hectic 34:57 I was born to be wild but the cage was too small 36:32 Amazing animation 36:43 Big blob monster 37:19 Some items go WOOOSH to the left 38:50 Oh boy! 39:39 Crit to himself 40:12 Truly, a Cell Simulator 40:40 WOW 41:27 No context 42:13 Wobble wobble wobble 43:01 Beautiful! 43:36 Shake your booty, my friend! 44:46 Trow away Credit Card 44:56 Colossal Clog 45:11 More Volatile stuff 45:29 From worst to best 46:40 Clogging the other way 47:59 Boing boing boing! 49:06 Detached chain 46:38 Testing speed and turn out normal is better 51:23 You make it mad! 51:51 Whelp, congratz! You create a mindless monster of gold coins and magnet! And you laughing! What next, the glass trophy? No wonder Bernie is so happy: he has even more moneys for retirement!
as a fellow German, I love how you pronounce "armor" as "Amor" (Amor being the German word for Cupid) I know it's not on purpose, but it still makes me smile
i wanted to say dex if you dont want to lose your run because for example ur credit card dissappeared instead of being duplicated.... you can press escape before leaving the question mark room and exit to main menu. then u re enter the save your playing on and you can do it again until it duplicates instead of dissappearing! this might be a useful bug to use if you dont wanna lose so much progress this also works for the perk-o-mat and the plinko machine thingy
I gotta ask since you seem to be enjoying this game. Have you played backpack hero? Similar loop+astetics but instead of claw game it's a storage management/organization rougelike rpg
Hey Dex just so you know if you exit midfight and go back in you will be back at the start of the fight you are in and will have different enemies this works on bosses as well
Berney: "Ah, let me build up my investment with these credit cards." After 45 levels. Berney: "I paid all the credit cards and cancelled them. I have all these gold coins, I can just fight with golden daggers in my golden empire."
Mate, the fluff isn't an item, it doesn't stop the doubling of both perks. If you grab the credit cart with fluff as the first claw it will triple, if you grab aby item that isn't fluff in the first claw and credit card alone (with maybe fluff as it doesn't count) it will only double as you already did the ones per turn double. If you grab nothing but fluff with the first claw and only a credit card on the second it will triple as you have buff perks activate. The only way for fluff to count as an item is if it is burning or poisoned(the bath bombs). Hope it helps.
Fluff/Gold that was grabbed and falls in after the item will count as item and not apply Picky. If it falls in first, then the item will be used twice. And if you grab e.g. 2 items but one falls out of the claw but into the chute, then it will get doubled (counted as single item) even though one item will still fall in. It's just an inconsistency, we've seen the first 2 cases several times in this video. The last one I am not sure about. The case with the tripling is correct, but that's not what I get upset about. I get upset when I pick out an item with gold/fluff and it doesn't receive Picky.
So Ultra speed quadruples the physics, so the magnet pulls the claw. But Normal speed didn't get the multiplier, so it didn't get pulled. The thing is that we didn't know the claw is naturally a metallic item.
I dunno why, but it feels like it's _always_ when you have 1 upgraded magnet and 1 un-upgraded magnet (+ upgraded hand of midas) that it starts to do the flying shenanigans, and it seems to stop when you get more magnets/upgrade the second magnet
I'm guessing the magnet bug happens because they pull eachother towards themselves but because they're stuck beetween gold/other items they just keep pushing everything up
Think the claw towards the end being pulled wasn't the claw getting magnetized, but the gold stuck to right side of the claw being pulled towards the magnet blob so hard that it tilted the claw left
Not sure how you’re still confused by magic mirror, fluff doesn’t matter, it only doubles the first item each turn, your turn only ends when you use all your claws
If the money running away from you in the intro is anything to go by then this video will be amazing
*weave*
Yes, the gold became a living creature
The sensible option: Cut down on the number of magnets as magnetism increases.
Dex: MOAR MAGNETS!
Why have less magnets when you can have more?
15:52 the "Golden ach man" is my favorite item xD
24:46
Magnetism range got buffed so much that everything was literally pulling itself back into the pile before it could fall down
OH GOD!
I think Magnetism range is what breaks the game. Sticking to smaller magnets seem to be the way to go.
with enough metal it becomes a sentient blob trying to escape the machine
44:47 rip credit card
I love that at some point it just becomes sentient and tries to leave what ever way possible.
It's the funnist shit in the world.
the ending had me crying... cause of the pain in your laugh.. felt like you had sleepless nights while making this and started hallucinating thinking the magnets were sentient...
"Stop this bullshit, i need you"
Six word poetry ❤❤
When someone says that you know it's love❤️❤️❤️
seven actually
You don’t need to worry about fluff for the perk that doubles the first item. But it only doubles the first item per turn, not per claw.
@Dex , A bug with Golden Armor, it can actually kill you. If you have a high amount of HP then loose a good bit, then spend money bringing your HP below zero due to loss of the extra HP level, it will go negative and kill you on the next match.
Oh god!
Is that a bug, or a feature?
I don't think that's a bug because it makes sense
@@crelos3549 I think it is a bug because i was alive when i went to the blacksmith and when i loaded the next match i had negative health and died. It's an early release game. They probably haven't seen it yet. They would never do me like that , me and them are like 🤞🏼, lovers even, his mom last night me, dinner, Chardonnay, reading the news paper, pancakes, 401k, Hamptons, mid night snacks.
You get the picture. Its obviously a bug, unintentional.
Sounds like it does exactly what's on the tin
This is freaking hilarious, i love the blob of gold just YEETING itself + i love your accent, reminds me of Sifd
Happy to see another Dungeon Clawer!!!
Truly "Mom's credit card" experience
50:13 the ball really trying to escape
Lange nicht so viel gelacht, danke Dex!
This video is so wholesome your laughter is wonderful
"We don't need physics where we're going!"
"Alright, welcome back to the only game where you can make ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS MADE OF GOLD WHICH DESTROY BOTH MY PC AND SANITY, it's Dungeon Clawler"
@@Therevengeforget it's another graystillplays fan in the wild
@@j.hawkins8779 2 isn't enough fans. Let's throw in a few zeroes, eh?
@@Therevengeforget yyeess
yyyeeESSS
YYYYEEEESSSS
Every time magnets are involved, I can't stop laughing at the insanity it does. It's too much. 😆
The magnet it the powerhouse of the gold coin cell!
And it's the core of the gold cell powering ever whim.
Your commentary is so good and funny yet really informative when it needs to be! I never played this game but find it really fascinating pushing this game using all these interesting builds
I love this game more than I should!
3:38
Dex: (Calmly explaining his plan's details)
Magnet, gold, and weapon blob: (Spawns in) Yeetus! (Tries to go down the chute)
Dex: 😯 ...😆
Oh, God, it got so much worse by the end!😆 It got SO MUCH WORSE!😂 It was possessed by the power of magnetism! Dear God in heaven!🤣
"i dont think i need any more gold"
you always need more gold
The first man to do trickshots in dungeon clawler haha
24:20 laws of physics: exist
Gold: dont care
The coins pulled your claw to the left. So you worked against the force of magnetism which pulled the coins that were stuck on the right side of the claw.
Wie ich jedes mal gelacht hab als das gold sich selbständig gemacht hat, wie geil.
Dude, just wanna say. I have no clue how you do it but it is so nice seeing your videos. You´re a really charming presence and a wonderful entertainer. I really hope all goes well for you, thank you for doing what you do. Take this to heart beacuse you deserve it :)
(No simping though, i am poor)
Fluff doesn’t affect what is considered first, only what is considered singular
No freaking way, that intro man is nuts
The timing is truly impeccable😂 20:24
Hi Dex, I recently started watching you, and I am really enjoying your video's. Keep up the great work
Magnets are just pure content and that’s just amazing
The magnets go wiggle wiggle. They make the gold go jiggle jiggle.
12:10 Nice damage value there, mate.
I have a crazy idea for a run:
Use count clawcula and go for golden armor and thermometers, it will make it so that you will always heal for 10% of your missing hp because of his passive and you will get so much hp that you will be almost unkillable.
Sounds like a gameplan for even me.
This games physics are so broken and I love it
This was so silly. I loved it. Thanks, Dex!
Love your content man. Found your channel a few weeks ago and its very entertaining. Especially the few german words or phrases are quite funny if your german as well and can understand it. Keep up the good work and i'm looking forward to more videos
I couldn't not put my finger on it with accents it was until the ach man came. Really nice video and funny tactic.
What a wonderful little pet.
I can't help but feel like the credit card just doesn't scale as well as the golden dagger. As by the final boss before endless each golden dagger would be up to 220 damage unupgraded or 440 upgraded while each credit card was only at about 100. Not to mention the gold dagger can be used every turn while the credit card can only be used once. Not sure how much rarity plays into balance as I haven't played the game but I feel like the credit card could be usable each turn without making it OP.
@@nicholaszonenberg8023 it actually was and got nerfed to once per combat which is a questionable decision IMO
@@xuklyscjustified nerf on the daggers tbh since they were doing like 190918384774781E+43 type of damage😂😂
Credit cards and magnets?
Oh wait, now I feel old, because some people watching the video probably don't even know about the issue anymore.
I mean, most ppl aren't gonna carry magnets around due to phones I'd imagine but are you meaning how a credit card has a magnetic strip which can be messed up with a magnet?
Like how phones can wipe hotel room keys?
@@robertwilkins7714 Yes. However, magnetic strips haven't been in operation for several years now, so some people probably don't even know anymore that this could be a problem.
ROFLOL the magnets are so strong they are pulling the coins that the claw is grabbing!
42:03 back at 41:57 your fluff got too close to a hand and was converted to gold XD🫣😅🫣😂🤣🤦♂️💀
This is the best episode i have watched so far. The gold is alive 😂
I keep falling asleep to your videos and then I have to watch them again the next day.
I love the magnets. I hope the devs NEVER fix them floating around. Infact, I hope the devs add a perk explicitly for this weird stuff like "Gold Collected before using your first claw is doubled."
My magnets never do that :(
At least not so extremely.
53 minutes of Dex? Yes please!
Super funny video. I see you put 5 golden magnets in the end. It is😅😅😅😅
danke, habe wie die letzten male meinen monitor danach abwischen müssen :D you just made my day ❤
16:56 I love how, AS he's talking about the fluff making the credit card not count as a single item, it gets tripled despite falling in after fluff.
If Fluff is on top of the credit card. Credit card fell in last, no Fluff was on top. Or gold, same thing
Finally, a character that allows me to fulfill my inner desire to throw money at all my problems. 😂
This is the happiest Bernie I have ever seen in the thumbnail.
I wonder how a credit card can be use a "weapon". You used a paperclip to attack tho. What if you order a destructive weapon with it?
3:35 WOW! 4:49 Wacky movement. 5:24 Fly over here! 8:03 Does it all by itself. 11:21 Kissing magnet
11:30 Almost empty 12:12 NICE! 18:08 BIG! 20:24 Your wish is granted!
I wonder if they add an anti-frustration feature if you run out of damaging items
23:31 Here are your coins, sir! 24:04 Wacky claw 24:21 It's like a bunch of cells attacking the energizer thing and become sentient
25:57 LMAO 26:35 Magnet sweep 27:52 Making thing worst 28:38 Yeah, they make thing alive! Like 28:43
28:51 Stuck thermometer 29:41 Almost planned 30:02 Jumping cell 30:14 Clog moment
30:51 Wanting to be helpful 31:11 Silly ey 31:25 Being helpful 31:54 More clogging 32:37 Gold cell redemption
32:48 Relax, dang it! 32:54 SPIN TO WIN! 34:24 Being hectic 34:57 I was born to be wild but the cage was too small
36:32 Amazing animation 36:43 Big blob monster 37:19 Some items go WOOOSH to the left 38:50 Oh boy!
39:39 Crit to himself 40:12 Truly, a Cell Simulator 40:40 WOW 41:27 No context 42:13 Wobble wobble wobble
43:01 Beautiful! 43:36 Shake your booty, my friend! 44:46 Trow away Credit Card 44:56 Colossal Clog
45:11 More Volatile stuff 45:29 From worst to best 46:40 Clogging the other way 47:59 Boing boing boing!
49:06 Detached chain 46:38 Testing speed and turn out normal is better 51:23 You make it mad!
51:51 Whelp, congratz! You create a mindless monster of gold coins and magnet! And you laughing! What next, the glass trophy?
No wonder Bernie is so happy: he has even more moneys for retirement!
Your laugh cheers me up.
as a fellow German, I love how you pronounce "armor" as "Amor" (Amor being the German word for Cupid)
I know it's not on purpose, but it still makes me smile
24:46 lol it sounds funny out of context
Every night while I'm going to bed I'll watch your videos and then every night I'll realize it's to long so I'll have to finish it tomorrow 😂
bro's items are like "nah, imma do my own thing"
i wanted to say dex if you dont want to lose your run because for example ur credit card dissappeared instead of being duplicated.... you can press escape before leaving the question mark room and exit to main menu. then u re enter the save your playing on and you can do it again until it duplicates instead of dissappearing! this might be a useful bug to use if you dont wanna lose so much progress
this also works for the perk-o-mat and the plinko machine thingy
that was some shenanigans!
I gotta ask since you seem to be enjoying this game.
Have you played backpack hero?
Similar loop+astetics but instead of claw game it's a storage management/organization rougelike rpg
yeees please more of those long runs
The ending was golden
No guess just a fan of your content since the guide on how to beat the grim reaper on Vampire Survivors.
now that it's legal, i should really just get myself something to smoke with these videos lmao only risk is me dying of laughter
Can you try a weaklings run, see if you can get their health down to 0 like you do with discounts?
Hey Dex just so you know if you exit midfight and go back in you will be back at the start of the fight you are in and will have different enemies this works on bosses as well
I think he gonna get over a thousand, he grinds so much!
tolles gamplay und viel spaß
26:40 was is there money inside the wall?
Now if only this was the days of infinite gold armour. Also yeah, a barricade at the back so your stuff doesn't get thrown out would be nice.
You should do the same thing but add the junk jet perk if the fluff counts as items
Berney: "Ah, let me build up my investment with these credit cards."
After 45 levels.
Berney: "I paid all the credit cards and cancelled them. I have all these gold coins, I can just fight with golden daggers in my golden empire."
5:10 according to what i could see yes it was indeed 4th haha
Mate, the fluff isn't an item, it doesn't stop the doubling of both perks.
If you grab the credit cart with fluff as the first claw it will triple, if you grab aby item that isn't fluff in the first claw and credit card alone (with maybe fluff as it doesn't count) it will only double as you already did the ones per turn double. If you grab nothing but fluff with the first claw and only a credit card on the second it will triple as you have buff perks activate.
The only way for fluff to count as an item is if it is burning or poisoned(the bath bombs).
Hope it helps.
Fluff/Gold that was grabbed and falls in after the item will count as item and not apply Picky. If it falls in first, then the item will be used twice. And if you grab e.g. 2 items but one falls out of the claw but into the chute, then it will get doubled (counted as single item) even though one item will still fall in. It's just an inconsistency, we've seen the first 2 cases several times in this video. The last one I am not sure about.
The case with the tripling is correct, but that's not what I get upset about. I get upset when I pick out an item with gold/fluff and it doesn't receive Picky.
its alive
13:45 my comment for this. 1700 + 700 = 2400 ≠ doubled :D
So Ultra speed quadruples the physics, so the magnet pulls the claw. But Normal speed didn't get the multiplier, so it didn't get pulled. The thing is that we didn't know the claw is naturally a metallic item.
I dunno why, but it feels like it's _always_ when you have 1 upgraded magnet and 1 un-upgraded magnet (+ upgraded hand of midas) that it starts to do the flying shenanigans, and it seems to stop when you get more magnets/upgrade the second magnet
I'm guessing the magnet bug happens because they pull eachother towards themselves but because they're stuck beetween gold/other items they just keep pushing everything up
Can you do a crit build? Like the scythe and crit chance perk?
Mehr! Bis du Milliardär bist! xD
i love your videos
can you try stacking as many magnets as possible to see if that would make a black hole effect?
me to my wife when the shopping trip escalates a bit too far: 30:54
That money Jiggle Jiggle.
Dex, have you done a "only healing potions" run?
Wait, what am I missing, how would you win? By using the Spike perk? That sounds like a horrible experience xD
@DexTag whenever you get items in refilled it does damage.
when the game doesn't want to give you your items
Good
Think the claw towards the end being pulled wasn't the claw getting magnetized, but the gold stuck to right side of the claw being pulled towards the magnet blob so hard that it tilted the claw left
Wow, the gold moves like a cat.
Pretty crazy from the start
If u get 4 weakening perks, will enemies just die or have 1 hp?
Or perhaps its not flat 25%?
Hi dex can you try the needles damage?
you should do the same run but with thermometers and gold armor so if the enemies damage you they get destroyed
Can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not sure how you’re still confused by magic mirror, fluff doesn’t matter, it only doubles the first item each turn, your turn only ends when you use all your claws
I wonder if it's possible to A. Just collect 1 of every item (and 1 of each upgrade+ version too?) and B. Make a functional run out of it?
A new hand of midas touches the beacon