how to design a trashy wattpad cover

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  • @sandyreadsalot
    @sandyreadsalot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5009

    "if the characters aren't diverse, at least your font selection is." omg iconic lmao

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Just the truth

    • @DiboraBinebeb
      @DiboraBinebeb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’m dead 👏🏼😂😭💀

  • @lucieradova8378
    @lucieradova8378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4332

    "My parents abandoned me and died before i was born" 38 seconds in and this is already comedy gold

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Comedy? Tragedy is funny to you? Armadillo is crying

    • @lucieradova8378
      @lucieradova8378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      itsdivya Did they atleast die in a very dramatic car crash? Like in every other wattpad story

    • @micaelaelena5579
      @micaelaelena5579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      .

    • @soda_fairy
      @soda_fairy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      FUCKING TRUTH BUT DONT FORGET THEY SOLD ME TO THE HOT GUY FIRST

    • @cherrynaz7105
      @cherrynaz7105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The fact that I got a Wattpad notification WHILE watching this...

  • @BocolatePlays
    @BocolatePlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1933

    "Before setting of to my favorite vintage local coffee shop,
    *Starbucks."*

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It's where we get all the character descriptions from

    • @birflurnstun1346
      @birflurnstun1346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      itsdivya small coffee shops always have good European coffee tho. But its not as vintage as Starbucks

    • @BocolatePlays
      @BocolatePlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I actually found a BTS fanfic with an.. interestingly edited photo of a member and a random body.
      He had 2 mouths and 2 chins.

  • @Jarmymon
    @Jarmymon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1656

    I think the shutterstock logo really sells it

  • @marlifreeburn8530
    @marlifreeburn8530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    My favourite part about Wattpad covers is how literal the titles are
    “My bad boy next door neighbor ate my chocolate cake”
    “Pregnant with my uncle brothers best friends twice removed cousin step daughters ex boyfriends baby”
    “Mates with my brothers roommates siblings nephew!”

    • @ziplocbaggy
      @ziplocbaggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Marli Freeburn; i swear i’ve read the first one-

    • @literallygaston2489
      @literallygaston2489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Well at least you know for 100% what you’re getting into

    • @marlifreeburn8530
      @marlifreeburn8530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      KosmicznaKoneko until a ridiculous plot twist happens lol, I’m part werewolf, part vampire, part witch and part gorilla

    • @DiboraBinebeb
      @DiboraBinebeb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I’m sniffling and wheezing so hard I’m afraid my family will hear me and send me to a psychiatrist.

    • @sonnieduval4573
      @sonnieduval4573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm crying cause it's​ so true

  • @mariedreams5641
    @mariedreams5641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    _"if ur characters aren't diverse at least ur font selection is"_ IM WHEEZING

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Have to balance it out you know

  • @peonylarkspur645
    @peonylarkspur645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2394

    I can't believe you filmed a reenactment of the opening to Every Wattpad Book Ever damn girl you're an icon

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Best believe I enjoyed every moment of it

    • @DiboraBinebeb
      @DiboraBinebeb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YASS I STAN

    • @ayumi9851
      @ayumi9851 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      But why are buns considered bad in wattpad stories

    • @jormungandrworldserpent6437
      @jormungandrworldserpent6437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ayumi Sato because it’s the only hairstyle that exists for “ordinary” protagonists

    • @ayumi9851
      @ayumi9851 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kitty Mittens so,If I say that,My character wears a bun,There just ordinary (to be fair though,I can only see mature people wear buns in the story I’m writing)

  • @CamWolfeAuthor
    @CamWolfeAuthor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2681

    Wattpad will forever be Whypad to me, because every story I see on there makes me say WHY

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      OK but your jokes in my comments kill me everytime

    • @seignee
      @seignee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wolfshot Publishing read aprilavery's stories. ITS GENUINELY GOOD AHHH

    • @randomcommenter7972
      @randomcommenter7972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do a collab you two! It'll be the death of me, and I need death. Give it to me. Collab now!

    • @noutsakh.2135
      @noutsakh.2135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ASMR WITH L YEEES! My two favorite booktubers collabing god damn make that happen 😭😭😭

    • @catboymiles7224
      @catboymiles7224 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wolfshot Publishing EXACTLY!!!

  • @mariaherfst348
    @mariaherfst348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    I'm laughing so hard that I can't catch my breath. This is the most accurate representation of Wattpad.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Or were you laughing so hard you let out a breath you didn't know you were holding

    • @mariaherfst348
      @mariaherfst348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      itsdivya that too, this video is like therapy for all of those Wattpad readers that had lived for years with the awful knowledge that people actually bothered writing 1D fanfic. You're helping us through all of those traumas. Thank you 😘😘😘. PS loved the mulan reference at the end

  • @peonylarkspur645
    @peonylarkspur645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    I also can't believe there's actual Post Malone fanfiction holy shit

    • @c.delossantos7181
      @c.delossantos7181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      IKR. BUT ngl he's a big softie and the kind of dude I'd smoke a blunt with
      Edit: omg mamacita noticed me

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      There's fan fiction for everything

    • @eleya11
      @eleya11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      If he showers in that fanfic it’s truly fiction

    • @katekursive1370
      @katekursive1370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can't believe it's not Post Malone/Jake Paul

    • @heccinifel833
      @heccinifel833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There's fanfiction for founding fathers

  • @celestiastra13
    @celestiastra13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Typical Wattpad stories:
    1. A pretty nerd waking up and calling herself ugly. It's her first day of school and there's always the stereotypical bad boy who's in love with the pretty nerd because she's "different" and blonde, slutty cheerleader along with her "minions."
    2. Tragic parents.
    3. ORBS.
    4. Everyone is attractive!!
    5. Messy buns.
    6. Starbucks.
    7. An alpha of a powerful pack is mated to a human-but-not-actually-human-girl. Like she's descended from the Moon Goddess or something.
    8. Literally the exact same werewolf story except the male is the alpha of a rogue pack.
    9. A cold billionaire hiring a new personal assistant and ended up falling in love.
    10. Literally the same thing above except with rich vampires who buy girls to drain the blood out of them but ended up falling in love.
    11. The book title is a one-line synopsis of the actual book.
    12. "Meet *insert cliché girl name here*. She's the quite, innocent, geeky nerd. Meet *insert cliché boy name here that has to have the letter J, X, Y, and Z.* He's the ruthless, cold-blooded bad boy. What will happen when the two finally meets? Read this book to find out!" description.
    13. The bad boy always has to: smoke, rich, ride motorbikes, wears leather jacket, skip classes, has sculpted-Adonis-brick-wall-hard abs, get perfect As, and has a tragic backstory.

    • @theismyorbit6165
      @theismyorbit6165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Well shit..I cringed when reading this. Obviously because it is true.

    • @armoredtitan8600
      @armoredtitan8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      accurate😂

    • @LPSForeverUs
      @LPSForeverUs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      omg
      gmgmgmg i remember those lfmaoaoao i prolly cringely wrote a chapter or two

    • @zeeboweebo452
      @zeeboweebo452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You speak the truth my friend

    • @ellah2411
      @ellah2411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Andd the Cliche innocent, geeky, shy girl's name is Clary and the super hot bad boy with a tragic backstory is called Jace... *Cough* The mortal instruments fanfics *cough*

  • @disona8071
    @disona8071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    The G stands for golden orbs

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You've hacked it

    • @uraviitea_1637
      @uraviitea_1637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nOt tHE InFaMoUS oRBS plz no

    • @spiritualsnail1584
      @spiritualsnail1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've read better : Gold flecks on top of whatever colour the protag's eyes are

  • @PalomaDreams17
    @PalomaDreams17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Remember for next week: it's not a real wattpad trashfic if nobody dies in the end completely out of the blue

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      They woke up and it was all a dream

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of the characters in my fanfic ALMOST dies, does that count?

  • @strwbrysodaa
    @strwbrysodaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    You are a legend. My 12 year old self could never.

  • @lina5699
    @lina5699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    pls write a fanfic. the tongue entrance thing is so true

    • @lina5699
      @lina5699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @the groupie😂😂😂😂

    • @lina5699
      @lina5699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @milk 고양이 thats the worst one

    • @jungcooque6360
      @jungcooque6360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      or-or-or “he explored each corner of my mouth”???

  • @jaysailsthesea
    @jaysailsthesea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    The G stands for Gordan Ramsey? Mmm cut me off a piece of that

    • @flort443
      @flort443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Secondary Character its Ramsay 🤧🤧🤧 fake stan 😔😔😔😜😜😔😔🤭🤭😔😭😭

    • @jaysailsthesea
      @jaysailsthesea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      😭😭😭 I’m sorry!!! 😭😂😭 I HAVE DEFILED HIS GREAT NAME!!! 😂😭🤧😜

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What you Say?

    • @madisons.512
      @madisons.512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mhm honey let me give you a kiss!

  • @faechan92
    @faechan92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    What I would give to see you act out an entire chapter of a watttpad story.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      An entire plot

    • @zetaforever4953
      @zetaforever4953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My kingdom.

    • @bat5092
      @bat5092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would so her act out a whole story. Plus the spinoff.

    • @DiboraBinebeb
      @DiboraBinebeb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would literally pay you, PLEASE DO THAT.

    • @DiboraBinebeb
      @DiboraBinebeb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d give my soul

  • @-a7181
    @-a7181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    "God, I was so ordinary!" Every Wattpad story omg🤣

  • @loonazawarudo
    @loonazawarudo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    The g stands for guys with abs

  • @sophiesophie5868
    @sophiesophie5868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    9 year old me feels attacked already and im not even a minute in

  • @18shadowolf
    @18shadowolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Ah Yes my favorite One Direction member Jack

    • @Typingoctopus
      @Typingoctopus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      jesse phipps Much like the legendary fifth beatle ..... MIKE

    • @abbynoone9354
      @abbynoone9354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jesse phipps IM DEAD💀💀

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    [AO3 snob voice] so uncivilized

  • @moony.2650
    @moony.2650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    no,sorry. kidnapped by my gynaecologist:namjoon clearly wins

  • @theartist3825
    @theartist3825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    That alarm was definitely foreshadowing.
    Armidilla Bella Tiaga Oceanbreeze goes in her local Starbucks and sees Zac Efron sitting alone at a corner table. He looks up at her with his aqua blue orbs, and a spark is ignited. Suddenly, the members of One Direction slam through the door, fangs protruding, shirtless, and begin to sing "What Makes You Beauitful" to Armidilla.
    (Have you read Chicka Chicka Boom Boom yet?)

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What is CCBB

    • @theartist3825
      @theartist3825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      itsdivya The greatest story ever told

  • @SofiasPages
    @SofiasPages 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    don't forget those trashy anime wattpad covers too lelel

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I have never heard of this please enlighten me

    • @SofiasPages
      @SofiasPages 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      itsdivya JXBXJ GIRL THEYRE EVERYWHERE

    • @Rockamolie
      @Rockamolie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      itsdivya I'm pretty sure you may have seen one they're all over Wattpad.

  • @eleya11
    @eleya11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    But w-what if the entire NCT Unit was an exchange student trapped in ONE body and all of them are trying to court Amaretto Awesome Breeze but are constantly sabotaging each other cause they are jealous ™ ?

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      OK this is even better

    • @daphnedaphn3
      @daphnedaphn3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What

    • @existentialforest4218
      @existentialforest4218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Amaretto awesome breeze I’m wheezing 😂

    • @Andreeavirginia1
      @Andreeavirginia1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ML Makstniece 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't. I swear I can't media.giphy.com/media/gEqPLH1BVS9EI/giphy.gif

    • @hira4755
      @hira4755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmao you guys XD Doing Taeyong dirty XD

  • @heythereimholly1090
    @heythereimholly1090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “Aaaand the professor that makes life oh-so complicated” IM DYING

  • @paperplate7216
    @paperplate7216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "She really is going to be this idiot in this man's sandwich." i think i died

  • @baileyz6133
    @baileyz6133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    #DivyaAsMulan but the whole film is just nobody speaking and Divya's commentary overtop everything that'd be gold

  • @zeldao1692
    @zeldao1692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    1/10 tutorial; not enough werewolves.
    Ps: loving the wattpad style tshirt

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thank you!!

  • @theartist3825
    @theartist3825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    If you want some more "Make a Cover" content, Episode is ideal. It's as bad as Wattpad, but in animated form. The Trending User stories mostly focus on pregnancy, gang leaders, and bad boys. Not to mention the covers are all terrible, but I can imagine them being fun to redo. (also if you could read one on the channel that'd be great btw just saying)

    • @jemappellemerci
      @jemappellemerci 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Black Walt I played one story and I was like “WATTPAD WATTPAD WATTPAD CLICHES”

    • @mlmakstniece5303
      @mlmakstniece5303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and now the new trend is making wattpad stories INTO Episode chapters.

  • @JayGTheAwkwardBookworm
    @JayGTheAwkwardBookworm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    Armadillo 😂

  • @charlielusted5731
    @charlielusted5731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    my 13 year old self has been called out

  • @loonazawarudo
    @loonazawarudo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I lowkey feel bad for kai(exo) and kook (bts) because they always get used in trashy wattpad covers 🗿

    • @curryfishheadenjoyer
      @curryfishheadenjoyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kristina Lee so true

    • @18shadowolf
      @18shadowolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Always!!!!!!!! XD

    • @loonazawarudo
      @loonazawarudo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mariyam Bashir exactly djsfskdhk

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hah truth

    • @spillyourgutzzz9230
      @spillyourgutzzz9230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When you found out about kpop through a bad wattpad cover.....oh it still pains me to this day....

  • @treldram
    @treldram 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The cover literally features the holy trinity

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is exactly it!

  • @mylesdarlene3836
    @mylesdarlene3836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    My younger self's writing feels personally attacked lol living for these trashy cover vids

  • @esssteeaa
    @esssteeaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I'm gonna need a link for My Boyfriend's Teacher is the Father of my Octuplets ASAP. 😂

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fingers typing fast

  • @loonazawarudo
    @loonazawarudo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Throwback to the time I would make wattpad covers for people. Oh what a strange time was the 7th grade

    • @loonazawarudo
      @loonazawarudo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      milk 고양이 nope but the gave me credit when they put in my accounts @ in the description. I didnt even think of charging people 😂

  • @zoerice4227
    @zoerice4227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I have never read a wattpad story in my life and yet somehow this was still a spiritual experience from start to finish.

    • @zoerice4227
      @zoerice4227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, waiting on that "How to write a wattpad story" tutorial. Teach me, oh wise egg.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My son

  • @eimhearr
    @eimhearr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    as a wattpad writer who hates wattpad, i can vouch that this is accurate

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So meta

    • @CantDraw-bq6pj
      @CantDraw-bq6pj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At the end of the day, we are all Wattpad writers who hate Wattpad. But where else do we put our AUs of Gordon Ramsey teaching Katniss Everdeen Hogwarts fashion?

    • @compequiet0584
      @compequiet0584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can we be 'wattpad friends'?

  • @Sarah-nr5rm
    @Sarah-nr5rm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I want to see you actually make a video on how to write a Wattpad book.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let's do it

  • @teddy3065
    @teddy3065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    As soon as you said the entirety of the nct unit was an exchange student I died

  • @jamesharvey5530
    @jamesharvey5530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "armadillo balenciaga"

    • @jamesharvey5530
      @jamesharvey5530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes, that is what the g stands for

    • @jamesharvey5530
      @jamesharvey5530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "garmadillo galenciaga"

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The g stands for gutting g gin gront gof geverything

    • @jamesharvey5530
      @jamesharvey5530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      itsdivya It may not be good but it's branding none the less

  • @maddychurchhouse4556
    @maddychurchhouse4556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    torn between laughing at the comedy genius and sobbing at how this entire video was designed to personally attack 2012 me

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Personal target

  • @yas3170
    @yas3170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Opening your book by waking up, then proceeding to describe yourself in the mirror. If I haven't seen that on wattpad a million times.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Truly how else is exposition supposed to happen

  • @16SF
    @16SF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Lolol The best (actually worst) thing is that we know DAAAMN well that they do check fanfiction about themselves (from one web or another) and are well aware of ships and that jazz.
    P.S. The G stands for "getting out of bed with perfect makeup and hair like every normal mouse does"

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Truly every book ever

  • @myorrin1018
    @myorrin1018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Ok so I know you said logically but what is that on wattpad?
    So anyway, our main girl Lorelei Evangeline Rosemary Jones, Lucy for short, is just your regular 19 year old high schooler and also maybe a time ttraveller (but you don't find out til ch31 when the comments about plot holes finalky get to the author)
    and the new kids in school are Namjoon and Harry S.
    After Namjoon saves her from getting hit by a car they have to go to hospital and Namjoon needs a blood transfusion but who could possibly have the same super rare blood type as him?
    Only Miss Lorelei Evanescence Rosswastheworstcharacterinfriends Johannesburgson, Lucy for short.
    So anyway How could they possibly the same super rare blood type? Well Obviously Namjoon must be her son since he's idk two? 3 n a half? Years younger than her and shes an almost sort of time traveller so hey I guess it makes sense.
    But anyway, after finding out that Lucy is his mom, he kidnaps her! Along with the help of his super sexy totally not blood related older ish brother Harry Styles.
    And Lucy is super unhappy cuz ykno kidnapped but she begins to warm to her captors in a totally not Stockholm Syndrome-esque way, especially when Harry Reveals
    dun! Dun! DUN!
    He and Namjoon are actually vampires! And Thus Namjoon is really Lucy's twin brother separated at birth!
    And now the evil forces that separated them are hunting them across wherever in Europe uses dollars I guess!
    How will this super ordinary girl survive two super sexy guys? And like genuine life endangering hunters too, I guess.
    Read to ch. 57 to maybe find out!

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is incredible.

    • @armoredtitan8600
      @armoredtitan8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sounds like a legitimate good wattpad fic😂😂👍👍

    • @maxies4090
      @maxies4090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      someone should make that

    • @manmoy4104
      @manmoy4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the amount of incest subtext in this...do wattpad fanfics be like this

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    No fanfic will be as traumatizing as the Jesus x Judas fanfic

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ofoffkdksjaa

    • @myorrin1018
      @myorrin1018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      links, please! I've been looking to get traumatised.

    • @dorkchops
      @dorkchops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Myorrin Times I don't think you can handle it child

    • @dorkchops
      @dorkchops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brace yourself
      m.fanfiction.net/s/9885413/1/The-Real-Res-Erection

    • @SingingSuperstar28
      @SingingSuperstar28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MY EYES.... MY POOR INNOCENT EYES
      I thought I had seen it all but obviously not!

  • @LisaMichele
    @LisaMichele 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Armadillo Balenciaga Autumn Breeze... this is the best channel on youtube *we're not worthy*

  • @theminisimmer
    @theminisimmer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I've actually read a good Wattpad book... ah yes, an endangered species, so close to extinction.

    • @SingingSuperstar28
      @SingingSuperstar28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TELL ME....
      what the book is called. They truely have become an endangered species

    • @theminisimmer
      @theminisimmer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SingingSuperstar28 "Death is My BFF", it's pretty teen bookish, but it's got loads of drama and plot twist.

    • @SingingSuperstar28
      @SingingSuperstar28 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theminisimmer I've heard of it but I give never read it. I'll definitely give it a try. Thanks

    • @mekaylaowo1928
      @mekaylaowo1928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve read a lot of good wattpad fan fiction. Kmbell92’s whole account for example

    • @jinnieandjoonie135
      @jinnieandjoonie135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same.. to be honest I’ve read GREAT Wattpad groups but they’re all kpop ships (@starlightnarmy’s whole account) but yeah some stories are just:
      Sigh

  • @oliviacally7654
    @oliviacally7654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    IM H O W L I N G this was a wild ride from start to end but ??? I got my moment to shine?? Didn’t find my son tho

    • @deborroni
      @deborroni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Olivia OCallaghan
      What power you possess!!
      Are you a subscriber who just happened to have found her number or a close friend?

    • @oliviacally7654
      @oliviacally7654 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deborah Mutombo IT WAS A MISDIAL!!

    • @oliviacally7654
      @oliviacally7654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deborah Mutombo (I’m joking she’s actually my close friend)

    • @deborroni
      @deborroni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Olivia OCallaghan
      Awwwwwwwwwwwww, if you don't win the friend award then I don't know who else deserves it. 😅

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's OK we will KEEP ON LOOKING

  • @jenniferroche7161
    @jenniferroche7161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don’t know if you intentionally left the stock logo on Harry’s style abs.. but it makes it infinitely better

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes it was intentional. It's his birthmark

  • @lauries3961
    @lauries3961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I would pay you to make an entire video out of reenacting Wattpad books.

  • @lovesbat
    @lovesbat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I got a wattpad notification the second I saw this

  • @tesstickle7960
    @tesstickle7960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    IM ACTUALLY SO STOKED FOR YOU TO WRITE FANFICTION HOLY-

  • @jaank8982
    @jaank8982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    THE FLOWER CROWNS HAVE ME QUAKING

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Channelling 2012

  • @aamanichetlur1462
    @aamanichetlur1462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    steve played by gORDON RAMSAY I'M CACKLING
    update: "i'm pregnant with my boyfriend's teacher's octuplets" I SPIT OUT MY JALEBI

  • @rehemamalaika7012
    @rehemamalaika7012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i know divya is blessing us since this video's run time is 11:11 (i trust her so much)

  • @AnneleenRoesems
    @AnneleenRoesems 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "No one can have BROWN EYES
    No one."
    Dead

  • @xftg1232
    @xftg1232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "We're not here for cute....we're here for trash."-Divya 2k18.
    That's a good future quote right there XD

  • @ohgeeia
    @ohgeeia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The g stands for got here early and I don’t know what to comment

  • @symwinter
    @symwinter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Being perfectly honest the title of your Wattpad fan fiction gave me these war flashbacks to one of the first wattpad books I read.
    I don’t remember the name but the main character’s brother wasn’t actually her brother so after learning this they started dating right near the end of the story (around prom or something) and I was disgusted. And confused as to why no one was concerned by that.
    Needless to say I did not read the sequel.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is so grim seeing as they've grown up with a sibling dynamic

    • @anxiousrainbows
      @anxiousrainbows 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m sorry.. did you say a SEQUEL? As in a second one? I’m perturbed.

  • @surbhikhandelwal5553
    @surbhikhandelwal5553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Never thought I'd see Kookie, Harry Styles, Gordon Ramsay, and Jalebi in the same video. 😂😂😂

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We like to pickNmix

    • @pramitabhattacharya8577
      @pramitabhattacharya8577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly it feels like all my worlds are colliding together

  • @corelei
    @corelei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This gave me dramatic flashbacks omfg

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To the war

    • @raijinwolf2248
      @raijinwolf2248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The war of the Love Triangle. Three armies. Two boys. One Virgin.

  • @jwdeleted
    @jwdeleted 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:00 - 1:23
    this is the wattpad movie adaptation i didnt know i needed

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💛💛💛

  • @Eridanus_Nebula
    @Eridanus_Nebula 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    is t-that a fan fiction about post malone.....

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Y e s

    • @Eridanus_Nebula
      @Eridanus_Nebula 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      itsdivya why does it e x i s t

    • @blessy9503
      @blessy9503 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      brendaandrea7 Thats sad...

  • @BelleRichens
    @BelleRichens 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    so no one's gonna mention that one fanfic about post malone that we glimpsed or...

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We would rather not talk about it

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsdivyag Tell us more, You can't keep it a secret forever!

  • @mononophoenix2752
    @mononophoenix2752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You haven't seen Wattpad cringe until a member of your year group writes a teen pregnancy book.
    And the comments are filled with you and your friends anonymously saying stuff like 'OMG so gud write more already!1!!!1!'

  • @julialouise3019
    @julialouise3019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    THE THUMBNAIL WITH JK'S ABS I'M CRYING

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You saw that and you clicked

    • @julialouise3019
      @julialouise3019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i've been exposed

  • @yoitsjimin5215
    @yoitsjimin5215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The nct foreign-exchange had ke screeching. You're hilarious.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone write this novel

  • @mermaidprincessuni
    @mermaidprincessuni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    IM SOBBING THAT INTRO IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's sobbing too after her parents died

  • @minaminari5834
    @minaminari5834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Kidnapped by my gynaecologist: Namjoon" IM ROLLING

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Roll over" ordered Namjoon, putting his latex gloves on

    • @minaminari5834
      @minaminari5834 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HGNSKJKS namjoon oppar ur so sexy 💦😥😩😩

    • @armoredtitan8600
      @armoredtitan8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsdivyag oh god that's kinky😂

  • @pr1ncessleia
    @pr1ncessleia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly, too accurate. My friends show me wattpad stories and this is basically it. Thank you, my queen.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're welcome my g

    • @pr1ncessleia
      @pr1ncessleia 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsdivyag YEET SHE REPLIED THANK YOU

  • @revefestival4652
    @revefestival4652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If all NCT members falls inlove with me I'll be dead lol

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too much love

  • @ytn8899
    @ytn8899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm still on wattpad and counting down the days till I have an epiphany of regret (I belong on the pretentious side, not the cliche type, but equally as bad). Also your photoshop skills are actually great

  • @youraverageintrovert2196
    @youraverageintrovert2196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Whenever I hear about wattpad I have horrible flashbacks to when I had a wattpad account 3 years ago

    • @_linlin_
      @_linlin_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your Average Introvert Two years ago I was writing stories there... now I am scared to even log in that place it's so cringey.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes do it!!

  • @charlottemaree829
    @charlottemaree829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    YES GORDON RAMSAY MY MANNNNNNN

  • @hwaseongs
    @hwaseongs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    #DivyaAsMulan it’s what we need,,,

  • @ducksducksducks1884
    @ducksducksducks1884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My parents died and left me before I was born

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same they didn't even give birth to me

  • @bazooka2476
    @bazooka2476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jungkook's green eyes are going to be in my nightmares forever....

  • @morganchampagne7153
    @morganchampagne7153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Armadillo is my new favorite character.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's a diamond in the rough

  • @mursalomary6129
    @mursalomary6129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m a simple girl, I see Divya and I click.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OK this comment is so nice

  • @atwa832
    @atwa832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    LOVE HEXAGONS IM SCREAMING

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh what a tangled web we weave

    • @atwa832
      @atwa832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hBvHwnjz

  • @user-ww5hm8lu1w
    @user-ww5hm8lu1w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    #DivyaAsMulan #GordonRamsayAsLiShang

  • @Amorfis
    @Amorfis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the shuttershock watermark on harry really is the finishing touch, this story is already iconic

  • @skinnylegend837
    @skinnylegend837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I died when the Gordon Ramsey head came in

  • @lexskauen
    @lexskauen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "We're here for trash" is what we all thought when we subscribed to this channel lol

  • @gracetindle9286
    @gracetindle9286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Also ashamed to say I was massively into Phanfiction on Wattpad in year 8...let me tell you those badly edited covers were pretty hilarious

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phanfiction. The best kind.

  • @withcindy
    @withcindy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg that “gotta go my own way” ringtone. “My eyes wavering at the mousy girl in the mirror” I CANTTTT

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's actually my alarm sksksks

  • @katiek2615
    @katiek2615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The G stands for great content each and every time! 😂 I laughed so hard at the opening

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!!!!

  • @TinyNDangerous
    @TinyNDangerous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:19 merch?? It applies to all areas of my life AND my interests, it'd be the perfect shirt.

  • @juliemood1873
    @juliemood1873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    #DiviyaasMulan
    G stands for Gordon Ramsey Approved .

    • @_linlin_
      @_linlin_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Юлия Потапова hey are you Bulgarian?

    • @juliemood1873
      @juliemood1873 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ciellistium No, I am Russian

  • @booktales1687
    @booktales1687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Love matrix" Stephanie Meyer could never

  • @isi5607
    @isi5607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    AS SOON AS SHE MENTIONED NCT I CHOKED

  • @janeesymone
    @janeesymone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember the first time I found out about wattpad like 3 years ago. I went on it to see what it was like just to be bombarded by harry styles fan fic and immediately rejected it. I lowkey forgot about its existence until last year.

    • @srslydoatm9251
      @srslydoatm9251 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      janeesymone Lol, I'm actually a part of Wattpad and I can confirm it's now bombarded with Korean fanfics now.

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A real evolution

  • @Typingoctopus
    @Typingoctopus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The G stands for gosh you’re adorable

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gosh gee thanks

  • @melimeli680
    @melimeli680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The G stands for Golden Maknae. I'm sorry--

    • @itsdivyag
      @itsdivyag  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is a gold boy for sure

  • @ruubiez
    @ruubiez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i’m a simple girl, i see jungkooks abs, i click.

  • @DiboraBinebeb
    @DiboraBinebeb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m crying i can’t even breath.
    *_My Boyfriends Teacher is the Father of my Quintuplets_*

  • @bunniecakes5506
    @bunniecakes5506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i mean the stories there are so cringy, but weirdly enjoyable