If bad habits were an Olympic Sport | Foil Arms and Hog
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- If bad habits were an Olympic Sport | Foil Arms and Hog
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I can see who's won the 'people who type first' race
First(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
A+ English
“People who type ‘first’”*
And here we have the grammar nazis competition
That'd be punctuation Nazis.
The "Talking Loudly Into a Bluetooth Earpiece" contest was almost called off when there was a sudden loss of cell-service, but quick thinking saw the event get rolled into the "Generally Being a Prick With Your Phone" decathlon.
Nice!
brilliant
Why is Barry not here for the one event he excels at, entering without knocking and without permission?
lol we needed Barry !!!
@@jemmaj2919 exactly, instead we got a different, wrong Barry. smh
and stealing food :)
He tried to enter the competition without permission and so he was denied
nah hes at the mconahuels house
GET IN, RIGHT BEFORE SCHOOL
Good man Rory!
I am also here right before school
Suck I t
@@FAD_Sky_ 🥵
@@sa-foo2931 yes
Once took a 2 hour train to London and a lady on the same table cleared her throat 230 times. Yes I counted.
SO annoying. I'd move seats
@@foilarmsandhog I was boxed in next to the window :(
You're exaggerating! I was in that carriage too, and while that woman was annoying, I counted 223 clearings of throat! 😁
So every 30 seconds? I would have offered her a bottle of water and a tissue.
@@valobrien9596 what a small world
Standing ovation for that Olympic logo! On point!
A Foil Speciality
Such attention to detail. They don't miss a thing.
@@kjizzle103 Yeah, that’s one of my fave things about them. 😊 They really pay attention to their craft and seem dedicated to quality content. I always have to watch their vids multiple times (oh the agony) to catch everything.
Am I the only one who doesn’t get it?
@@cormaconeill1 Upper left corner. The five rings as curls on a face plus a hand.
I know I'm a semi finalist at focusing-on-the-wrong-thing, but how do you get such an amazingly clean green screen key? I was half convinced you were in a news studio until the end
@Nicolas Butzbach Indeed he did. All hail Tom.
Excuse me, I meant funny red shirt guy
I think they just rented a news studio during an off day. How else would they get such a nice green screen setup?
FAH has some big-name fans!
@Nicolas Butzbach Of course he did. Tom Scott is good.
I'm glad to see that "Wathing Foil Arms and Hog's new sketch during online class" isn't considered a bad habit. At least not bad enough to compete at the Bad Habits Olympic
Its absolutely a great habit
Could be an event for day 3
The most challenging one was squatters, trying to make it look like you pay attention for 20 minutes 😂
But how do you wath exactly?
Assumedly one eye each for different windows...which method works best...crosseyed or googleyeyed?
@@michellebyrom6551 So I've developed sort of a routine in the past few months. My lecture is on my laptop and I watch the video on my phone on the desk, pretending I'm looking at my notes/writing notes. Then a bit of acting and looking at my laptop from time to time to look interested in the lecture 😂😂
always in awe of how many puns you guys squeeze into these skits. genius
We do love puns
I showed my mum, who's an English teacher, your last video and she is gonna show it in class😂 You're brilliant guys
Brilliant!
@@foilarmsandhog
Add, "Educators" to your resumes !
"They couldn't get a word in edge ways... I couldn't have done it without them" is hilarious, I guess they just have to email how proud they are. "[Expletive] baby girl" also had me in stitches.
Thanks Roj
I thought triathlon was Swimming, Cycling and Boasting... Don’t even know what to think now.
One of my favourite jokes
@@foilarmsandhog it IS a great one indeed. Love that sketch in general because depending on the week I can relate to one or another personage. 😆
It's procrastination, fidgeting and swearing now!
Watching this while procrastinating.
Perfect
Wow, even your name is Google user... Heights of procrastination😂😂
Aww shit. Same :-D The thief of time.
Wasnt expecting to be so called out with these bad habits 😂🤦♀️
0:34 Dan is the sort of guy that would make a business out of sending over a bully to bully your bully.
Problem solved!
@@foilarmsandhog NEXT
@@vm8856We’ve had hot coffee. We’ve had iced tea. Now what about cold coffee with hot ice?
My bad habit of switching off camera and sound in my zoom call to give my attention to 3 comedians on the other side of the world... Hasn't been exposed. Huehuehuehue
Where does he go every thursday at that time...
@@foilarmsandhog obligatory "power nap"
Easy: scheduled BM time, hahahaha.
we've got a sticky situation here at the Sticking-Gums-under-the-Desk arena, as the desks have been mistakenly used by the Nose-Picking athletes! No one seems eager to turn the tables now!
Hahahah.. this is gold in the comments... Also EEEWWWWW
blech!
i literally just cracked my wrist when they came to the knuckle cracking portion lolol
Same, its instinctive
Yes and it's not true that it gives you arthritis, it's just gas bubbles popping that builds back up!
@@linnea_likelinearwithoutther thanks I was just getting worried and preparing to look it up!
@@BethanyLowe8773 no problem, sometimes FA&H is not the only educators 😉
Hai jinbs
Loved the Nigerian Yes man bit. Being he is also a tangential member of your troupe is the cherry on top.
When the throat-clearing guy was talking, my husband (wearing headphones, couldn't hear the video) suddenly started clearing his throat, perfect timing.
The BEST BAD HABIT: Watching FA&H videos in the middle of online classes. Thats how good they are. I think I deserve a gold medal for this.
Its in the post
That's the third bad habit video since Christmas. You lads must really be getting on each other's nerves!
haha, lockdown bringing it all out
That nose picking logo is genius perfection 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I would win many gold medals, ngl.
That's the spirit~
Me too
Tv marathon gold medal coming here 😂😎
The procrastination one is mine
@@NyanyiC Have you picked up your medal yet?
Just spat me coffee over the laptop with that last bit about trailing off 😂 Great stuff lads, please keep it coming!
haha great! i mean, sorry about the laptop
I'd be brilliant in the procrastination competition, if I could ever get round to entering. Brilliant sketch as usual!
Fantastic! Another pun-filled wonder 🤩
I just realised this morning that it must be fun for you to briefly scroll the Facebook premier comments to get a feel for what people think the sketch will be about - seeing how often we’re close or way off the mark 😆
It is fun!
That's why I stay away from Facebook on Wednesdays - the premier post is a spoiler for me. I'd rather prefer the anticipation of not knowing what the sketch is about until 8 am Thursday.
The triathlon is amazing 😂 loving all those different accents for your characters!
I'd like to send in an application for the procrastination Olympics, tomorrow. Or next week.
And ill read it as soon as i've just checked this thing online
Procrastination in the Olympics! I would totally get the gold medal for that if I could just get myself organised!
Thanks for another hilarious video! I don't know how you do it week after week but I'm definitely not complaining!
Thanks Jenny!
I'm waiting for the pentathalon!
Where they add
Tea shlurping, and knee jiggling,
to humming to yourself, tapping your foot and fiddling with your keys.
hehe you said slurp.
@@tilliebops shlurp shlurp shlurp!
I tried to do a guy that was a decathlete, and would do ten bad habits in one sentence.. it was hard to follow
Heh heh slurp.
Let's ignore that guy and whatever he's on about and slurp! Slurpers unite! Slurp slurp slurp!
(I'm not sure what a shlurp is though... Sounds like something I shouldn't think about for too long 😳😂)
Love this, do the ones who don't qualify for the bad habit Olmpics end up in annoying people prison?
Yes, its a cruel system
hitting the replay button because it seems I'm not awake enough yet to catch ALL THOSE JOKES!
Chock full, this one is 😂😂😂
Haha I’ve been replaying it too, at its already 11:15 by the time I got to watch this. Still half asleep, but at least I could spend quality time rewatching it!
I wanna see osin's mom compete in this tbh, could win many medals
And she'd give SO many to Oisin - especially when he's helping her with ANYthing
Uncensored version for Patreon!
Let's hear Foil curse 😮
Yes! It's a safe space!
That’s what **I** was thinking!!🤯
I want to know if it was actual cursing 👀
@@sarahwinter101 nope not Foil. He can't actually curse, he tries but he just end up saying 🤬
Yes. Petition to hear Foil curse for an hour or more.
@@sarahwinter101 No, Foil hardly swears in this at all. There was a bit I missed, but he actually said "Yes, it's been a very ***** unusual day. I would like to thank my LOVING mother, my AMAZING supportive father. I'm very ***** lucky now to have welcomed into the world a BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL baby girl."
Cracking my knuckles for the 50th time today as he holds up his disfigured hands....I know I should stop, but I've been procrastinating for like, my whole life.
I’m a likely gold medalist for whispering to myself every step of solving maths problems in class without really realising - my friend who has to nudge me to tell me to shut up on a daily basis can confirm
Yep definitely feel called out 😂 think I would be a strong contender for the tardiness event when it starts but I would probs get irrationally angry at the queue jumping event.
Beautiful Doomdah too 😍
A few of my favourites from an old Norwegian sketch show called KLM include the Longest Socks World Championship and this amazing line from a news segment:
_The world ice skating record for 3000m was beaten earlier today, the new record is 3005m._
I’m thinking I’d take gold in the nail biting or the inserting myself into a conversation I know nothing about
I’d win gold for tardiness! the only thing I'm never late for: Thursday Sketch Premiere.
That’s commitment, eh?!
Absolutely! Solid commitment
The wooden USB with all the live shows is very neat indeed! Have it on my shelf together with my FA&H autographs ☺️
Oh indeed! thanks Linnea
@@foilarmsandhog no worries Arms 💪
The best part of forgetting today's thursday is to wake up with a new Foil Arms and Hog video 😊
Im hyped for the Karen/Entitled Games, a sub set of the Bad Habit Olympics
I'd love to see this omg
Surely that constitutes than a bad habit
Is it safe to assume that your notification volume is on silent at 8am Thursdays? 😳😂
My ringtone is the over enthusiastic saxophone. Have had it for months and I'm yet to be sick of it 😂🔥
hahah that is the best thing i've heard this morning, lol
@@foilarmsandhog You're so welcome 😊
Oh and hey, you're the best thing I've heard 😉 (sorry Harry)
See ya in the stream!
@@SamFAHntha I have some of the Irish Farmer songsmith. My kids love it and probably think I'm nuts.
You just HAVE to share it don't you!
@HarryStyles Official OMG Are you here for the collab?
@@daftirishmarej1827 Yes so much 😂😍
I think I’d win the “being late for everything on a Thursday morning cause I wanna see the new FAH video” game
Oddly not considered a bad habit
"Quite literally nail-biting here,".... Love it! Great video as always lads, also I would be getting gold in the procrastination competition.. But I'm sure I can prove it later or something!
Soon, you'll do it soon
That procrastination joke killed me😂
So simple!
Knuckle cracking.... my speciality!!! God I am so annoying to sit beside 😂
Its so satisfying though
Fellow knuckle cracker here.. but I push my fingers away from my palm to do it! Must be like watching that guy who first did the high jump differently 😂 Just you wait and see, it's so effective (super satisfying with zero cringe) that in future Bad Habit Olympics everyone will adopt my method 🤣
We can win medals for it now!?!? Anyone else getting Horrible Histories vibes?
This is such a pythonesque sketch, luv it!
‘Like and share the video...if you must’
...yes. Yes I must! 😆
Next up: the youtuber-only category is in full swing. Who will be the first to eliminate themselves by saying the trigger phrase "Like and Subscribe"?
Its a bad habit but it gets results haha
Love it! I'm definitely guilty of trailing off...
Same, i always...
@@foilarmsandhog It's just so...
Ach Arms, es ist einfach so wunderbar dass es euch gibt ♥️
Ja
Ach, wir sind nichts ohne euch
@miri - ach, hör auf...das ist zuviel emotion so früh am morgen😭😭
@@martina_mc für einen guten Start in den Tag! 😘
@@_Miri_ ohne vorwarnung so einen emotionskracher loslassen...das ist zuviel für mich *schnüff*
Every Thursday your videos give me quality entertainment on the bus into school as soon as they come out . Thank you 🙏🏼 ☘️😀
Thanks mate
I'm running for the championship golden medal for breaking my sleep schedule. I'll be the one to take the gold next year
You can do it!
OMG. Hmmmmm... am i the only one clearing my throat when the clearing his throat champion did it.
That video was just perfect. EVERYTHING was perfect. Thr Olympic rings on the nose picking head, the background, the creative, brilliant ideas on the athletes. I don't know when to stop. And YOU of course were brilliant. Loved it.
Thanks Malika!
Foil's wig in the Interrupting semi final win 😂😂 Another winner in the "Knocking it out of the ballpark" category again; one not- so-bad habit I hope you keep up! 👏👏👏🏆
That wig always makes me laugh. Its the 'Bully your bully' guy
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The swearing competition was rigged.
That should've been a easy 1-2-3 for us Dutchies.
If i had to have judge it would probably be my mum shes literally got a mental list of my bad habits
This is great! So many little details, I will have to watch it several times to catch them all. That makes me happy😄
I'd dominate at the long winded explanations event.
Do you guys think of new sketches each week or plan it out, because these are brilliant!
haha, that would have been a great one to do - we think of new ones. Meet on a thursday, write and then film on a friday
@@foilarmsandhog that's some really quick thinking! Nicely done
@@foilarmsandhog Not being cheeky but what do you do on mon, tues and wed? Genuine question.
Finally an Olympics that I can take part and win medals in😂😂
Finaly, a championship i could win something in!
Also, could the videos come with a warning against drinking while watching? There's coffee everywhere now.
haha
My Japanese students and always talk about the Olympics when they choose Free Con lessons with me. They really wish It will push through because they fear paying for everything if cancelled again. Some of them suggested athletes should just compete using Nintendo Wii. Hilarious.
Oh god saying yes to everything, I am TRIGGERED 🤣 Looking forward to the new merch!!
Hmmm, first we had Annoying People Prison and now the Bad Habits Olympics.. Lockdown getting on your nerves much, lads? 😅
Thats a very good point... must ask Hog, this one was his idea
Finally, Olympic events for me 😂
You can do it Niamh!
I feel a little called out 😂 and lovely looking hair Arms ☺️
Oh thanks Emily!
Current bad habit, procrastinating by watching Foil, Arms and Hog videos for hours while I should be writing my thesis😅
You must be my competitor then! I'm procrastinating my thesis too 😅
Oh next level Rach
Wow! This is basically my life broken down into competitive events 😂 Awesome vid yet again guys!
Thanks Aurum!
One good thing about the rise of paying with plastic is fewer old guys jingling their change in their pockets.
Fell about laughing at the queue jumping and sentences fading away at the end. Love these sketches, when are you coming to Bournemouth? 🙏
Top job yet again lads. I think I would definitely win the competition for cracking the most body parts when simply walking around - ankles, knees, neck, wrists... The list goes on. Really hard to sneak up on people!
The neck is the best
@@foilarmsandhog certainly the loudest and most satisfying! 🙃 Thankfully not the most painful! (That medal goes to my knees!)
Did not Tiernan Callaghan wanna come to this program 😂
Tiernan has left the news world, he's now a rapper
@@foilarmsandhog WHAT? 😱
PLEASE LET IT BE ON THE ALBUM 😂🤣
Think you should add another event to the Bad Habits Olympics - "Binge watching of FAH videos".
Suspect my husband may be planning an intervention for me. We were on holiday last week in the mountains without internet connectivity and he randomly states "It's amazing! You have lasted nearly 24 hours without watching your Doom Dahs."
Ohh I feel called out on so many of them, another great one lads! 👏👏
Thanks Arie
Such a fun idea! Now to watch it all again and count how many of these boxes I tick 😬
Answer, 11 😔 if you count the humming, foot tapping and fiddling with keys triathlon as three separate events.
Former world champion of saying yes to everything - has me in stitches😂
That Olympic logo is just priceless
Absolutely amazing lads
Cheers Digit Breaker
These videos are currently the only thing getting me through school and the chaos in Ireland rn 😭
How about the people that join their hands for the whole time of talking to someone 👀
I don't get this one. What you mean "join their hands"? I can't think in a version of the "join hands" gesture that is actually annoying, so i am curios to know to what are you refering
@@jessicavillar8106 the closest I could think of is when people grab your hand when talking to you. I've been through it and it's ANNOYING.
@@aicerg That i can understand. Is not a bad habit, but is inconfortable if you are shy or else. It can be a gesture of power, control or intimacy. My dad use it alot, annoying indeed
Focusing on the negatives, I'd do well in this 😅
If there was an anxious and overthinking category I'd be a sure winner 🤣🙈
It's a good thing Dan wasn't around when the Lord said, "Let there be light." It would still be dark.
I mean I woke up late, one point for me?
One anxious point
Is that in the procrastination finals? I'll be there beside yez. I woke up at 11!
@@daftirishmarej1827 I’ll do it in a bit, I’m currently not busy doing work
@@Alex_Whatareyoudoing I'm still in bed, reading the comments. I'll get up soon. Promise
@@daftirishmarej1827take your time
Omg. I can be the Michael Phelps of the fidgeters n procrastinators !
FAH always keep surprising with the ingenuity of their content!!
Thanks Jahal!
Oh my good you’re so spot on with the people who tap their feet... Esp if you’re sat close to them and it makes your seat feel like a massage chair but uncomfortably so. Also just like to mention that there’s been no links found between cracking knuckles and arthritis. 😉 Looked it up out of curiosity there recently!
What about the people who say "yeah uhuh ok mhmh" while you're talking and don't listen to a word you say
I definitely think engineers are banished from these competitions... Especially the procrastination ones...
Or delivery firms that say they’ll deliver between 8-12 and then show up at 15:15...I mean what’s up with that??? Pure procrastination for sure!
I wonder if any divorces or breakups happened during pandemic quarantines due to bad habits that were formerly tolerable, but which now one is exposed to endlessly. Much love. 💕🐝
That triathlon sounds like a nightmare. I think half of the spectators will clear out for that event, knowing they'll be unable to handle it. I know I would. haha
As a bronze medalist of last Bad Habit Olympics' pedantry and nitpicking section, I again protest the inclusion of cursing in the Bad Habit Olympics, as it has been proven to be an effective form of pain management and if habitual can lengthen life expectancies in a manner similar to meditation.
So exam invigilators are like triathlets in this one?
You really got to respect the hard work to reach prowess in a multitude of disciplines at such a competitive level!
Saying yes to everything and overstretching himself. Oh my god. Thats hilarious.
OK I'm hooked. We need a live stream, I dont want to miss a second!
Could this be the greatest Foil Arms and Hog sketch yet
I think so lol
Fantastic 🤣
Finally a sporting event that I have a chance at, I’m definitely a contender in the procrastination round.
Oh my, how dare you attack me like that?!?!? Bloody savages.
Monsters
My brother would win the foot tapping by a landslide.
My dad gave out that he could hear it through the floors the other day... Solid concrete and tile floors...