I like how everyone around Colins town just accepts his shenanigans. "Oh dear, what's this jet powered contraption coming toward me?" "Oh don't worry, that's just Colin"
Should have some sort of lever that retracts a pair of "landing gear" (extra two wheels on the side) to help maintain stability in such situation. Or something.
I like how everyone thinks to stay six feet away from each other horizontally but this lad thinks vertically. Hats off to you mate, you’ve got a lot of skill and determination I can only dream about Edit: yes this actually wouldn’t do much vertically since droplets would fall, and that social distancing is on a horizontal basis
You actually have to think horizontally because when you are vertically 6 feet away from people the coronavirus droplets fall down so it doesn't make a difference
I don’t think the neighbours were too surprised to see the guy, who has a house with a retractable roof and a bunker in the backyard, riding a silly bicycle.
Build a bike that you turn left but it goes right (and vice versa). I challenge you to try riding it! Using this comment for Colin to hopefully see it.
Just take a right(For people who drive on the right side of the road) or a left(for the people that drive on the left side of it) and go around the block, through the alley and hope it’s green, if not repeat
The one thing I really like about Colin is he must've made some serious youtube bucks but he stays honest and still lives on the same housing estate and is polite and friendly to his neighbours. How many American youtube stars do you know like that?
I like how the video ends with the words 'Stay Safe' then the next image is Colin waving a chainsaw around. Stay with us, man. We need people like you!
@@KJohansson WOW! Well said my brother! I've never heard that before, avoid the virus, not life! Holy crap I'm gonna switch up the 1st bit with thousands of things, probably DAILY, and say that to everyone I encounter for the rest of my life!!! Thank you! Perfect timing as well, a friend of 35 years just passed from the doctors and cancer, about 20 hours ago! I needed to hear something like that badly, again, THANKS!!!! PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE
When I started watching this, I thought "wait a second, wasn't there another guy who built an even taller one in the past?" - and of course that was also Colin...
Furze by his eccentricity has either elevated or decimated the property value of his entire neighborhood. I'm not sure which? I'd definitely be his neighbor.
So awesome! My son is 2.5 years old and he absolutely loves your show, he’s quite quick to learn, sees you weld and says “da, he’s welding” kiddo is already driving and drifting a racing kart😆
"Historically, one of the first practical uses of the tall bike was as a late 19th-century lamp lighting system, by which a worker would mount a specialized tall bicycle while equipped with a torch for lighting gas lamps. As the worker rode to each lamp, they would lean against the lamp post, light the lamp, and then ride to the next. Upon completing the circuit of lamps, an assistant would help the rider dismount. The term 'lamplighter' is still sometimes used to refer to a very tall bicycle, for this reason." -- Wikipedia
I just have to take a moment to appreciate the brilliance of using a hole saw and a sliding guide to cut and angled curved cut at the end of a pipe. This is a man of many skills.
@@juliejay5436 yeah, a song about Cunt seemed a bit odd. See you next Tuesday/Thursday = C U Next Thursday for those that don't know, it's a clever way of calling someone a cunt.
That 4 meter bike is so much more dangerous than it looks (and it already looks very dangerous), because if it tips he would accelerate through the arc as the (significant) weight of the bike is added to his velocity.
@@seanylewl That article says exactly "This is exactly the same result as we get for the man falling straight down, so you hit the ground with the same speed whether you fall straight down or whether you hold onto the ladder." + the weight of the ladder, bike or whatever. Even that 4 meter bikes weight is negligible compared to weight of Colins steel balls. Realistically, even if bike weighs same as Colin himself, the falling bike would accelerate him like, to a 10% faster velocity. Is that much more dangerous? No, falling from an 8 meter bicycle is much more dangerous. Falling at a rate of 10% faster is minimally more dangerous. Get your absolutes straight already.
The idiot in the video and any other idiots who attempt to use the kind of bicycle showcased in the video and suffers an accident for that reason should be denied any medical assistance and hospital treatment. Ride that bike at your own risk.*
i think it is nearly as tall as his shed though he could easily make it was tall as his own house then he would need 4 wheels probably for better balance anda way to lock the steering for safety and have the breaks lock up when needed
COOL BIKE. .....Back in the 1960's I built one, but only had an old welder, and an old torch. What I did was to take the front fork off and turn the bike upside down and put the front for back on, then cut the seat bracket off. Then turn the peddles around so I could put the back wheel and chain drive on the other side. Lucky the differential was a two speed rear end coaster break type (you changed gears by a short tap on the rear break) I then took pipe and added it to the fork tube, and the new seat post was added above the crack to form the seat post. I also added a short piece of pipe that the steering post ran threw and braced it to the seat post for rigidity. Now I had a high bike with the peddles about waist high, and me sitting about 6 feet off the ground! The longest distance I pulled a "wheelie" for took about an hour and covered 12 miles in Upper Michigan from the town of Chassell, Michigan to Houghton ,Michigan along U.S. 41 ........ It was easier to ride than a stock bike, and to pull a wheelie you just had to lean back a bit and up the wheel would come! And you could balance it there for hours at a time ridding on the rear wheel only.
@@dsdy1205/videos yeah... if you are higher up, the fall will take longer. XD - Also: this is assuming you can correct at all: I'm pretty sure there isn't much you can do beyond some angle, or if you cannot speed up.
I love how you take unoriginal ideas and completely make them your own everything you do seems unique in one way or another. Thanks for making my days brighter.
Stainless steel✔ Weld like the worldchamp✔ Neighbours stunned✔ Delorean in video✔ I award you the official 007-Nobody does it better trophy 🏆 Greetz from Germany
I always wonder, "HOW do people even consider disliking on Colin's vids?!" He just radiates pure joy and happiness (with a perfect mix of crazy at times)
Carter Feipel They might not like the music, they may prefer calmer youtubers, it could be bots auto disliking videos or people who subscribed to dislike.
@@spammy3164 I'm in America so they're alot rarer for me lol, either way i really like the bikes so it's kinda sad to see em get taken apart and not for repairs
Pretty sure they know how channel, and just send it to him. ('You mean that noisy bloke with the bunker under his backyard? Yeah, here's his mobile number.')
@@calzone7961 he’s most likely know by the community around his neighborhood so he probably just asked the store owner to allow him to record it or ask the owner to record it for him. That’s my theory anyway.
Fun Fact: Bikes like this were actually built and sold. They were used in England for lighting gas street lamps. Others, called "flood bikes", were made to enable travel through flooded streets.
neighbors: "yeah, he's always making these crazy contraptions, i have no idea what goes on in his head" furze, rolling around the corner in a bike that's 6ft off the ground: do not question the e l e v a t e d o n e
So much to talk about in this video, Deloreans ,massive bikes lol. Stay safe people and see you in the next video. Subscribe and join the #furzearmy
yass colin
so cool
You are so genius
tsek me Chanel
Noice
All his neighbors are probably like "FINALLY he makes something quiet for once."
And next week, Colin will stick a huge ram jet and a 1000cc engine to it.....
Honestly wouldnt mind a neighbour like him if he would make awesome shit like this too bad i live in a flat tho
ya he should make it faster and more dangerous!!! you know, to make up for the quiet this weekend
Next episode elon musk challenged me too make the ultimate rocket to compete with spaceX and live.in thier throughvtjenisolqtion period
Oh man I was about to comment this xD
Can we take a minute to applaud this man for getting off and on the bike every few minutes to get some nice shots.
Of course
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I like how everyone around Colins town just accepts his shenanigans. "Oh dear, what's this jet powered contraption coming toward me?"
"Oh don't worry, that's just Colin"
Raptor Jesus Village idiot 😂😂
@@Noname-dg1bn hardly an idiot is he, the guys a class engineer and clever bugger, with a massive imagination.
We should become like him. Let the shenanigans spreading !!
@@wessharpy3551 he's effectively an artificier
New jet powered collin
“Easy to ride”
Me: Wait till you stop and can’t reach the ground
JuSt GeT sOmE sTiLtS
That's false, if he stops he'll reach the ground, perhaps later he'll not want to ride it again
no it would travel in an arc andd he just has to put his leg dwown and fall onto it
Lol wtf or just stop against a wall and climb down? Just like he got on
Should have some sort of lever that retracts a pair of "landing gear" (extra two wheels on the side) to help maintain stability in such situation. Or something.
I like how everyone thinks to stay six feet away from each other horizontally but this lad thinks vertically. Hats off to you mate, you’ve got a lot of skill and determination I can only dream about
Edit: yes this actually wouldn’t do much vertically since droplets would fall, and that social distancing is on a horizontal basis
4ight nice
You actually have to think horizontally because when you are vertically 6 feet away from people the coronavirus droplets fall down so it doesn't make a difference
@@pieterkouwenhoven6920 well then if you dont have corona then go on the bike if you do stay on the ground,
that should fix everything
@@cherri_chip7257 you don't know if you have corona
@@pieterkouwenhoven6920 good point
I don’t think the neighbours were too surprised to see the guy, who has a house with a retractable roof and a bunker in the backyard, riding a silly bicycle.
Build a bike that you turn left but it goes right (and vice versa). I challenge you to try riding it! Using this comment for Colin to hopefully see it.
Lol I am one of his bro ours and I’ve seen his Star Wars go kart lol
@@IvanIvanov-lo3qo smarter every day did that so i guess colin would have to do it one better
@@IvanIvanov-lo3qo
th-cam.com/video/oI2aMKwXXnE/w-d-xo.html
@@IvanIvanov-lo3qo it's already been invented, hope you enjoy
Colin: I fear no man, but that thing
~red lights~
Colin: it scares me
a good take on an overused meme
Or low trees
@@johndough7994 overused? I don't think so, i rarely see it
Proud bc it’s so overused it’s dead.
He is not scared for his life as well
U know how dangerous these stuff are
7:54
(delivers groceries)
recipient: "WHY ARE THE EGGS SPLATTERED ALL OVER MY WALLS?!?!"
"Everybody's got their phones out"
I think that's par for the course when you're living in Colin's neighborhood.
One should think they would have gotten used to his way of doing things by now
Its all fun and games til there's a red light.
last time I saw this guy who rides around on a penny farthing he just grabbed the red light.
That’s the point...
Hah
@@dancingapplez
He attached the red light to the back of his bicycle, didn't he?
Just take a right(For people who drive on the right side of the road) or a left(for the people that drive on the left side of it) and go around the block, through the alley and hope it’s green, if not repeat
His kids: “Wanna go out on a bike ride?”
Also his kids: “Dad, where are our bicycles?“
I am getting "Ed-ward" vibes from this...
Colin: "Just pop em out there."
Colinfurze: *Proceeds to build a jet powered Tandem bicycle.
Silver Golden hmmmm, I sure hope you ain’t referring what I think you are
Silver Golden please no those are some repressed memories along with Madoka
The one thing I really like about Colin is he must've made some serious youtube bucks but he stays honest and still lives on the same housing estate and is polite and friendly to his neighbours. How many American youtube stars do you know like that?
I mean, it's a waste of money to move out when you've diy'd your house so much lol.
markiplier
@sid .c he’s american? Or colin?
he is not american if u didnt know no worries u would think hes just a good american youtuber no actually hes british
Why the hate man? Mark Rober certainly seems to be doing a great job of staying humble despite having 20.8 Million subscribers.
I like how the video ends with the words 'Stay Safe' then the next image is Colin waving a chainsaw around. Stay with us, man. We need people like you!
Thats "stay safe in a Furze way" avoid virus, not life! 😎
@@KJohansson WOW! Well said my brother! I've never heard that before, avoid the virus, not life! Holy crap I'm gonna switch up the 1st bit with thousands of things, probably DAILY, and say that to everyone I encounter for the rest of my life!!! Thank you!
Perfect timing as well, a friend of 35 years just passed from the doctors and cancer, about 20 hours ago! I needed to hear something like that badly, again, THANKS!!!!
PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE
Colin riding through the street with people smiling at him made me think of the "not the hero we expected but the hero we needed" meme.
First comment 200 like
When I started watching this, I thought "wait a second, wasn't there another guy who built an even taller one in the past?" - and of course that was also Colin...
Lots of people have made taller ones. They used to be standard issue for gas lamp lighters.
When Colin takes out the elderly person with the damn groceries
If everyone buys a highcycle, then they'd all be at the same height and therefore no longer 2 meters apart
Oh, checkmate, Colin!
Colin's ahead of you, he has his 4m high bike
easy, increase each bike stepwise by 2 meters during production.
Everyone would have to get one 2 metres higher than the one before to fix the problem.
With that bike you would assume people were lying on the floor already anyway
The neighbours must be like: “oh it’s just colin again”😂😂
Yeah!
AGAIN! 🤔😂🤣😂🤣😂
There goes Colin again
I dread and at the same time wish he was my neighbor.
I wish he was my neighbor
He doesn't need a helmet to ride a friggin dangerous experimental vehicle, he's got his safety tie!
Then he gets strangled
His son: You should've given me the ice cream and i wouldnt have removed the screw
@@1stGradeDropout
r/cursedcomments
“Wot the hecc”
-random citizen
Lol
It’s funny Cus I literally live down the road from Colin and that girl 😂
@soul brain simp
She probably doesn’t even know who that was
soul brain that was a joke man
When Colin wears a helmet, you know it's dangerous
so the Jet Bicycle isnt dangerous xd
Helmet? Sounds like he needs a parachute.
Davi Ribeiro Oh his 4 meter bike at the end he was
I didn't looked until you said it..
no he never wears a helmet... it's just a gopro stand
This guy has officially lost his mind.
“Little device”
im certain weve all established he lost his mind years ago
Mate this is him every video 😂😂
Why you say that! Lost his mind? How
**officially**
This guy is a genius and he is bonkers. Great mix and totally fun !!
Furze by his eccentricity has either elevated or decimated the property value of his entire neighborhood. I'm not sure which? I'd definitely be his neighbor.
Well, considering the neighborhood has grown, with new houses being built, I would say he has definitely not hurt the property values.
It would be so cool to see the wacky things he makes up close!
won't you be my neighbor.
hehe
Hes has a bunker. Defo raises the area cos it could be a public aid in a war
Lol why?
So awesome! My son is 2.5 years old and he absolutely loves your show, he’s quite quick to learn, sees you weld and says “da, he’s welding” kiddo is already driving and drifting a racing kart😆
I wonder if he ever thinks to himself “yep this is the one i kill myself on” when he builds a new project 😂
Everything must feel safe and tame after the hoverbike and the 360 paramotor swing
The grappling hook was an e z backbreaker
I thought he had officially lost it when he made the spinning knife belt
Yep, one of these days that boy's gonna hurt himself...
Never fear when the safety tie is there
Imagine living on the same village as furze.
Who's that nutter on the bike?
" oh thats just our Colin"
LOL.. cheers from the USA . Be well !
@@chefgiovanni USA? Are you alive??
They're all crazy in the village... not even joking
5:09
@@colinfurzefan1587 SPAM
Colin: uploaded video that deserves top 10 trending
TH-cam: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
"Honey!"
"Yes dear?"
"Mr Furze next door is hoovering his garden."
"Again?"
That's the most ordinary thing he's done all week.
british humor
the 26th yes
Sometimes I wonder if my neighbours think the same of me hoovering my fake grass 😂 it’s the most effective way to clean it on my balcony
Colin's neighbours: "At least it's not the tank this time."
PETER ZARI the tank he built
Something suspicious...
everyone living in his neighborhood must feel like in a movie with a crazy inventor living next door
They should be afraid if they hear him shouting 1.21 gigawatts
It's not "like" in a movie, it's literaly just that. Colin is a crazy inventor and he makes films for YT, it's like, uh, reverse Truman Show I guess
Feel like they are in a movie*
Modern day doc brown.
when you've played too much bad piggies when you were little be like:
If your talking about the game on the phone I love that game
Ah, thanks a lot for the nostalgia. I miss playing that game 😢😢
U mean tge angry birds enemy?
@@lazypotato6743 yes
I love that game I still play it I’ve been playing it for 6 years
"Historically, one of the first practical uses of the tall bike was as a late 19th-century lamp lighting system, by which a worker would mount a specialized tall bicycle while equipped with a torch for lighting gas lamps. As the worker rode to each lamp, they would lean against the lamp post, light the lamp, and then ride to the next. Upon completing the circuit of lamps, an assistant would help the rider dismount. The term 'lamplighter' is still sometimes used to refer to a very tall bicycle, for this reason." -- Wikipedia
Is this a troll or fr?
VANHAVIRTA.FI - I just checked......it’s true alright! Stay safe!
huh-everyone
It’s a thing..good factoid
Make a bicycle that when u pedal it it works as a ventilator?
Genuinely made me smile in these shit times.
Cheers Colin and stay safe everyone.
Same to you bro...
“I mean, you don’t need pedals” 😂
Colin: "and now i'm gonna put a home made jet powered engine in that thing!!"
Darwin awards intensifies.
Don't give him ideas🤣🤣🤣
Neighbours:- ah shit here we go again...
I just have to take a moment to appreciate the brilliance of using a hole saw and a sliding guide to cut and angled curved cut at the end of a pipe. This is a man of many skills.
this is basically "Ferb i know what we're gonna do today"
Philgamer_ 309 bloke is a mixture of Phineas and Ferb, looks like ferb and speaks like Phin😂😂
@@luvkularia3717 Ferb speaks in a British accent tho
justmerc correction then: Ferb with a personality of Phin
justmerc I don’t recall ... ferb barely speaks 😂
"Furze, I know what we're going to do today"
*That awkward moment when you encounter another person on a highcycle and you're not social distancing in the air*
Then, you need higher highcycle!
😂😂
Aeh just build a widecycle
pajduscz establish dominance 😂
@@tommyqp 😂😂
"Everybody got their phones out" I bet the local house prices have gone up since you started you channel
And their home owners insurance....
@@dirtrider4818 🤔🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I think for some reason the background music for this channel should be "Firestarter" by The Prodigy.
@@juliejay5436 yeah, a song about Cunt seemed a bit odd.
See you next Tuesday/Thursday = C U Next Thursday for those that don't know, it's a clever way of calling someone a cunt.
Can we talk about this guy’s taste in music! He knows what’s up!
I literally get my music from this channel 😊
It’s god awful
Colin: "Social Distancing to stay safe!" Doesn't wear helmet
He won't be needing it
yeah your rite oh and no high viz vest
I don't think you need high viz on a bike as tall as a house
pen219 you spelt right wrong
(I’m so sorry I couldn’t help myself I have lockdown breakdown syndrome)
@@ninjaturtleboicactus8240 yeah your rite, again
I love that he made a 2 meters tall bike with a bmx riding position.
2 meter bike at the skatepark???
imagine you’re just chilling in your home, watching hell’s kitchen, and like 3 grocery bags get launched through your window
be like *YEET*
Plot twist: the "groceries" aren't actually groceries...
"Where's the lamb sauce!!!!"
*Jar of lamb sauce shatters on the floor
@@lukewhite9237 Or the eggs
Then it hits your computer screen and destroy it, and splashes all food sauce over the computer, keyboard and bed, and everything explodes!
The thing i like most about colinfurze is he doesnt do clickbait titles really nor does he do excessive clickbait thumbnails its refreshing
Yeah, Don't Diecycle was maybe a bit too much.
i think it’s better i won’t lie
@@joshd8427 If you did, you would be a liecycle
Cian Wescott haha that’s brilliant
Haha man, Diecycle would surely be a good name for that almost 5m tall bycicle he showed in the end. Once you fall from that you're done lmao
You said
"Going a little bit weird."
umm - I've bad news news. This should be past tense, several years ago.
The past perfect continuous, cuz he's constantly getting crazier
Me after seeing the hicyle: so much for avoiding injury risk
After the clip at the end: wow ok you seriously contained yourself on this one Colin
Yeah, generally he goes BIGGER on future projects. If I'd known about the other, 4m bike, I'd have expected this one to be 8 meters!
That 4 meter bike is so much more dangerous than it looks (and it already looks very dangerous), because if it tips he would accelerate through the arc as the (significant) weight of the bike is added to his velocity.
What grade did you have in your physics class? Acceleration is the same regardless weight.
@@Sixta16 physics.stackexchange.com/questions/33667/do-you-feel-more-impact-force-when-falling-straight-down-or-tipping-over/33718#33718
@@seanylewl That article says exactly "This is exactly the same result as we get for the man falling straight down, so you hit the ground with the same speed whether you fall straight down or whether you hold onto the ladder." + the weight of the ladder, bike or whatever.
Even that 4 meter bikes weight is negligible compared to weight of Colins steel balls. Realistically, even if bike weighs same as Colin himself, the falling bike would accelerate him like, to a 10% faster velocity. Is that much more dangerous? No, falling from an 8 meter bicycle is much more dangerous. Falling at a rate of 10% faster is minimally more dangerous. Get your absolutes straight already.
A lever that puts down a slider style kickstand on each side of the Hicycle would be handy!
Government:
- wash your hands frequently;
- stay at home;
- avoid physical contact
- and...
Colin: AH AH! I got this one!
Great work Colin!
The idiot in the video and any other idiots who attempt to use the kind of bicycle showcased in the video and suffers an accident for that reason should be denied any medical assistance and hospital treatment. Ride that bike at your own risk.*
Kim Riley Ok Karen, also these bikes are actually really quite simple to ride and pretty difficult to fall off
Zach Rogers Nice one.
@@zachrogers2254 OK kid, your skull bone is actually really quite fragile and it is pretty easy to spill your stupid brains out.
hahaha
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I have the high ground"
Colinfurze: *I have the high ground*
And that is Mechanical Force for ya
His next line is, "you underestimate my crazy!"
NOOO
*I HATE YOU!!!*
@@jeffffro7674 Obi-Wan Kenobi: You Understimate My cra- HUH?!
each time colinfurze uploads a new project I just think to myself: "what an absolute mad lad."
Don't we all
Everyone does lol
Have you ever heard of 'Michael Reeves' ?
I've watched this dozens of time and everytime I watch it I can't help but be astounded by how easy it looks to ride.
"Not gonna make it too tall"
makes it as tall as his *shed*
I was expecting it to only be like 50% the height, and the dude actually made it taller than him.
i think it is nearly as tall as his shed though he could easily make it was tall as his own house then he would need 4 wheels probably for better balance anda way to lock the steering for safety and have the breaks lock up when needed
Fact: The song used is called "See you next FurzeDay"
Robert Geer aha! In my head I thought it was C U Next Thursday.......
Still makes sense now.... taxi!
if you sneeze when on it the respiratory particles will fall on others more efficiently
hi comments older than the pinned colin' s comment
its undefeatable
you cant even sneeze on him
None of your facts and logic!!!
i laugh my pp fall off
help
COOL BIKE. .....Back in the 1960's I built one, but only had an old welder, and an old torch. What I did was to take the front fork off and turn the bike upside down and put the front for back on, then cut the seat bracket off. Then turn the peddles around so I could put the back wheel and chain drive on the other side. Lucky the differential was a two speed rear end coaster break type (you changed gears by a short tap on the rear break) I then took pipe and added it to the fork tube, and the new seat post was added above the crack to form the seat post. I also added a short piece of pipe that the steering post ran threw and braced it to the seat post for rigidity. Now I had a high bike with the peddles about waist high, and me sitting about 6 feet off the ground! The longest distance I pulled a "wheelie" for took about an hour and covered 12 miles in Upper Michigan from the town of Chassell, Michigan to Houghton ,Michigan along U.S. 41 ........ It was easier to ride than a stock bike, and to pull a wheelie you just had to lean back a bit and up the wheel would come! And you could balance it there for hours at a time ridding on the rear wheel only.
Because there’s casually a De Lorean on Furzes’ street, legend
Rex Races its maybe his
Is it Tom Lamb's by any chance...?
"the other one was a bit scarier to ride"
... dude: If anyone other than you fell, they would be dead...
Thankfully the taller the bike, the slower it takes to fall over, and hence the more time available to correct.
It’s the safety tie
@@dsdy1205/videos yeah... if you are higher up, the fall will take longer. XD
- Also: this is assuming you can correct at all: I'm pretty sure there isn't much you can do beyond some angle, or if you cannot speed up.
Only because he has a safety tie
I was alright watching the the 2 meter bike, but that big one made my palms sweaty!
Colin's neighbors: "whoaaaaa, it's not a pulsejet noise this time!"
There's an idea, Pulse-Jet power Hicycle!
Not yet
All of his neighbors must always be so excited when they hear him working in his shed to see what he comes up with next. That's awesome.
Everyone Gangsta until Furze decides to make something even Furzier.
The world: “Noo you cant just start engineering random projects you don’t have the qualifications”
Collin: “ha ha bike go high”
The imeche will definitely give him a certificate or 3.
that genuinely made me laugh
Some times I think Colin is high
I think his practical skills are what is missing in engineering today.
SlimeBoyjr in this case quite literally
Imagine looking out of your upstairs window to see Colin cycle past.
Joel Galilee my mate was doing some work on a house and he went past over the hedge haha. Got a video but can’t upload it
that would make my day
I love how you take unoriginal ideas and completely make them your own everything you do seems unique in one way or another. Thanks for making my days brighter.
8:04 Imagine the neighbors order like two bags of eggs. And you just yeet them in.
That's what I was thinking too. "Ope, that 'pop' sound was the eggs." XD
"Jesus Christ Billy, what the hell happened here"
Him: Makes a high bike
Neighbours: Hes out again
And even the birds in the sky: here he comes again
Stainless steel✔
Weld like the worldchamp✔
Neighbours stunned✔
Delorean in video✔
I award you the official 007-Nobody does it better trophy 🏆
Greetz from Germany
Nëtt
Grüße gehen raus
Greets from the UK Doc Skate
Grüß gott
hahaha, Furze.
Colin Furze: Proving punk ain't dead since the start of this channel.
This actually gave me anxiety. I couldn't stop thinking "what if he fALLS"
It didnt happen to me until the one he showed at the end. 😬
Noah Lee same!
The he goes to er and gets covid
Minsang1st that back fired
Same
My wife just walked by and asked me "Is that that crazy British guy?"
"Well, one of 'em."
Same
I thought your pfp was Joe
@@Vladyslav_Rehan seriously?
@@marbballz r/wooooooooosh
I always wonder, "HOW do people even consider disliking on Colin's vids?!" He just radiates pure joy and happiness (with a perfect mix of crazy at times)
Carter Feipel They might not like the music, they may prefer calmer youtubers, it could be bots auto disliking videos or people who subscribed to dislike.
Easy, all the karens.
I mean mess up a Diamondback bmx bike, those are quite collectible so I'd se disliking for that
@@randomisus8711 diamondback bmxs aren't collectable really, you find them for like 20 quid all the time
@@spammy3164 I'm in America so they're alot rarer for me lol, either way i really like the bikes so it's kinda sad to see em get taken apart and not for repairs
This takes social distancing to a whole other level...
litteraly
Colin: "we have an obligation to not hurt ourselves and need hospital treatment"
Also Colin: *uses a 9" grinder with absolutely no protection*
He had he's safty tie on though
He did wear his safety tie tho. o.o
Dis mans suit is his protection
He had the guard on it, what more do you want?? :) (I HATE angle grinders with no guards!!)
I also suggest using protection when using Grindr :)
i don’t think Colin has ever heard of the word “safety”
He has a safety tie
@@novisla I was about to type the same thing and I like your username, it made me take a double take
Well.... No
I think the safety tie will probably inflate around his whole body and acts like an airbag in case he falls of the bicycle.
@@RecoilAddict88 The safety tie is plot armor. He will not fall down.
He's gone crazy everyone, he's litterally made a Dr. Seuss bike.
Jet Blake as in : Doctor Suess? Or as in: my doctor sued me for being so stupid.
Doctor Seuss is going to sue Collin for using his idea
Nathan Nolte its Dr. Seuss
@@spowd no shit sherlock
Well, sorry for correcting someone's typo.
I'm as thick as a brick whenever t comes to anything engineering but oh my word I will say your the UK's engineering hero, love your vids.
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“No! It’s Collin furze on his Highcycle!”
noob 1957 Underated comment😂
“High”cycle, no wonder he has some many crazy ideas
furzse: starts going crazy because of coronavirus lockdown.
me who thought he was already crazy: ಠ_ಠ
and those kaomoji eyes kinda look like unicycles with seats directly on top of the wheel! great choice
Sanity was never his strong suit
It's multiplicative
He's not crazy - he's just having fun!!!
Not me
"I'm not gonna go ridiCULOUSLY high."
* *goes RIDICULOUSLY high* *
Ok so does he go back to all his neighbours that recorded him and ask for the footage lol😂
Pretty sure they know how channel, and just send it to him. ('You mean that noisy bloke with the bunker under his backyard? Yeah, here's his mobile number.')
I think he just looks online for them.
How many videos can there be of a crazy bloke on a highcycle/hicycle
@@nomadMik yeah but what about that security footage
@@calzone7961 he’s most likely know by the community around his neighborhood so he probably just asked the store owner to allow him to record it or ask the owner to record it for him. That’s my theory anyway.
Imagine living In the same neighbourhood as Collin like "Oh god its him" and "Oh no what's he gonna make next , a bloody bomb or something"
little do they know hes made several (probably)
Neighbours: oh bloody hell colin’s out in the street again
Not funny lad
@@mrs.monkey8441 explain?
GothicKittyMadness yeh I need this one explained aswell
Toronto Aquatics I think they’ve scarpered off haha
Next video: “Making a 30ft tank with a built in bunker and spinning knives all around it”
Killdozer but upgraded?
And made wearing hydraulic scissor lift shoes. For better isolating efficiency.
with hidden snacks and some flamethowers
Neko Kiki Imagine a Collin furze brand killdozer. He would make Marvin Heemyer’s killdozer look like a smart car
...without welding!"
Fun Fact: Bikes like this were actually built and sold. They were used in England for lighting gas street lamps. Others, called "flood bikes", were made to enable travel through flooded streets.
me: "but, why?"
*looks back to Collin's inventions*
also me : "nevermind."
I realize this is a joke but this is one of few of his inventions with an actual legitimate reason why.
His neighbours must be like"Oh it's just colin again!" 😂🤣
"I'm not going to build it that high"
Proceeds to build one 2m tall
Furze standards
World trade center bike
Gabriel Aquino better watch out for airplanes then
@@randomdude8209 oh thats hurts lmao
I just found this great channel...
This bike brings back so many memories, from 40 years ago, when our friends group had similar bikes.
I can only imagine what it must be like to be a Colin Furze neighbor, never quite knowing what this mad man would roll out of his shop next...
True xD
6:37 that chain was perfect at that frame rate
Only if you're watching in 30fps, like a casual
You’re watching on 480p you pleb
You're watching on 30fps, you disgusting specimen
You’re watching on 30fps, u legend
Police: **crying** nooo you just cant roam outside in a high ass bike, it's quarantine
Colin: haha highcycle go nyooommmm
you ruined the wojak meme
nyooooooooooooooooooooooom
_nyoooom_
nyoooooooooooooooooooooooom (but better)
@@matthewprudek6909 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
neighbors: "yeah, he's always making these crazy contraptions, i have no idea what goes on in his head"
furze, rolling around the corner in a bike that's 6ft off the ground: do not question the e l e v a t e d o n e
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There should be a museum called The Colin Furze Museum full of his inventions
His backyard bunker does have a lot of them. Maybe he'd consider opening it to the public occasionally.
that does exist. that is his home.
VR physics game?
You were expecting turkish comments right?
-burada
@@tncorgi92 if he moves houses maybe he should keep this one with all his inventions and let people in for £1 per person
You never fail to bring a smile to my face. And like that girl said "what the heck'. Must be nice to live around you to see what antics you get up to.
Imagine being his neighbour and seeing all the crazy stuff he builds hahah I love it
It must be amazing
yeah, you don't need a tv :-)
Neighbors: "What in the bloody hell is that maniac up to now?"
Honey; what is this noise?
Ooohh dear , is just Colin play with his HULK BUSTER suite!
My lord! Kids today are relentless!
I know right. He's visited my school in the past with a few of his inventions and gave people autographs.
you have the craziest ideas but even crazier is you always manage to MAKE THEM WORK. LIKE WHATTT???!??!?? love it man
Turns out that DeLorean is his and he's making a Back to the Future flying car.
Really
Yep, it’s true. He’s making a time machine.
Oh god he’s making an actual time machine
He’s going to making a time machine out of a Delorean, a couple of metal parts, and some elbow grease
@@pvh_facp4001yt and some british indie rock
Let's get Colin to 10 million. He deserves it
He does indeed
No he music is like poison
@Mike UK Or by ordering them for delivery.
"Wtf who threw a jug of milk through my window"
Headshots grandma with a jug of milk
When Colin threw the groceries through the window, I was really hoping to hear an "OW" just then
… or smash! meeeeoooow!