David Cross Walks Out Of His Interview

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 พ.ค. 2018
  • Ahead of his 'Oh Come On' summer comedy tour, 'Arrested Development' star David Cross has a falling out with Stephen.
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  • @johnnyrainbow50
    @johnnyrainbow50 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    David should’ve won an Oscar for his performance in Scary Movie 2.

    • @Inthatgoodway
      @Inthatgoodway ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cover Me!!!

    • @jasonchan4732
      @jasonchan4732 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      “Let’s give him a hand “👏
      “How about a standing ovation”🦽

    • @joshboggs8202
      @joshboggs8202 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes!

    • @Bwh-rm3py
      @Bwh-rm3py 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Colbert is the least funny guy on TV

    • @jessebaden6324
      @jessebaden6324 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I can do it myself!

  • @basstrap6818
    @basstrap6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    I remember this guy giving me the hardest tasks like flying an rc plane.

    • @martinadrianarcenas867
      @martinadrianarcenas867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      i used a cheat on that task coz it was so hard.. hes also wearing one of cj's outfits

    • @Katt1n
      @Katt1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      OH MY GOD ITS HIM

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      was his name Zero or something? What an asshole.

    • @matthewfreiley645
      @matthewfreiley645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@BrokenGodEnt Yes. Zero from GTA San Andreas!!

    • @iamdaboss4561
      @iamdaboss4561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just remove the fly with mouse in the settings and you're good to go.

  • @AGoodJoe
    @AGoodJoe ปีที่แล้ว +297

    David Cross is in so many comedy shows and responsible for so much good writing over the last 25 years. Brilliant .

    • @bennett420316
      @bennett420316 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So much writing that we would never know otherwise

    • @Jearbearjenkins
      @Jearbearjenkins ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bennett420316he was in arrested development and had one of my favourite lines that I ever heard live on tv. When he tells Jason Bateman’s character “I’m sure you’re the expert on marriage considering how successful your’s is.. oh wait.. your wife is dead!” and that was so funny to me when I heard it for the first time 😂

    • @carblarson8868
      @carblarson8868 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chicken pot pie!

    • @penskepc2374
      @penskepc2374 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, he wasnt even aware enough to realize Larry the cable guy was satire and basically obsessed over him for a decade 😂

    • @dorkdickington4086
      @dorkdickington4086 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@penskepc2374 I wouldn't call it satire as much as i would call it grifting

  • @jdhlegendz6700
    @jdhlegendz6700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "I don't think I've ever interviewed you before"
    Instantly pulls out photo of him interviewing David

    • @laughingclowns2343
      @laughingclowns2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "You were the second person I interviewed".... have we watched the same video?

    • @coryc1904
      @coryc1904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lying leftist he is huh

    • @Genious.
      @Genious. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@coryc1904 Let me guess: you don't mind the lying... you simply don't like people you deem to be 'leftys'.

    • @michaeltodd4848
      @michaeltodd4848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Genious. No, he just figures they go hand-in-hand. He’s not far off the mark. If their lips are moving

    • @Genious.
      @Genious. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaeltodd4848 No different than people on the right were... until the reality show host got in there and instantly became the King of lying.

  • @ArsynZ
    @ArsynZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    "I was a professional twice over- an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist." -Tobias Funke, M.D.

    • @LikeTheBuffalo
      @LikeTheBuffalo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "I couldn't find anyone to help me, so I just blue myself instead!"

    • @coleenparsons4905
      @coleenparsons4905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ANUSTART

    • @switchgyrl
      @switchgyrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ArsynZ Comedy Gold!!!

    • @miguelgordillo3257
      @miguelgordillo3257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      **looks at female wigs** I guess you could say I'm buy-curious.
      can't wait for season 5. funniest tv show ever made.

    • @Jen_Is_Outside
      @Jen_Is_Outside 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love that show ❤

  • @asvpfern
    @asvpfern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3276

    this that alvin and the chipmunks dude

  • @Cravenfester
    @Cravenfester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "ITS CALLED HOME BOX OFFICE, oh the show"
    The MIB joke was brutality at its finest.

  • @jeffseaman6142
    @jeffseaman6142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "The Increasingly Bad Decisions of Todd Margaret" is absolute comedy genius. So David Cross has that to his credit :)

    • @zqzj
      @zqzj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah that show was genius. Pure cringe comedy 🤣

    • @alienvomitsex
      @alienvomitsex ปีที่แล้ว

      The most uncomfortably hilarious show of all time.

    • @agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289
      @agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mr show and arrested development are better

  • @censoreverything8072
    @censoreverything8072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    This reminds me of the awkward conversation you have when you run into somebody that you haven't seen since high school, and you're interested enough to be excited for like .5 seconds until you realize that now you're locked in and you have nothing to really talk about, or be excited about, or genuinely want to share, because you barely even spoke to each other back then. So you fumble around making polite conversation and vague statements, eventually mentioning how "someday soon" you really need to get together for coffee to spend even more time pretending like you have something to talk about, but don't even bother to exchange contact information and leave the situation feeling like you just survived a near death experience.

  • @jayfolk
    @jayfolk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2031

    dont feel bad david cross, we loved you as the Crane in the Kung Fu Panda Trilogy.

    • @fxvg7091
      @fxvg7091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Oh yeah, that was him! First thing that jumped to mind was him from Scary Movie 2(?) as the guy in the wheelchair who... his own.... Steve Bannon thing.

    • @NathanaelGreer
      @NathanaelGreer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jay folk He obviously hates himself and so do I

    • @Johnny-ci8mw
      @Johnny-ci8mw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Don’t forget Alvin and The Chipmunks

    • @TheAbelinc2
      @TheAbelinc2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WHAT THE FUCK ARE *YOU* DOING HERE?? thanks for uploading demo's streams to youtube btw

    • @bensagers
      @bensagers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and the curious george movie!

  • @massimoveronie3370
    @massimoveronie3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *looks under table* “how are ya?” 😂

  • @USMCCGAGNG
    @USMCCGAGNG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    First time I saw DC was on a tv show “Just Shoot Me” his comedy was inspirational! Great talent.

    • @huntspoint3442
      @huntspoint3442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiiiiiiiii.

  • @GrahamSiggins
    @GrahamSiggins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    "Nice to see you"
    "Thank you so much"
    This made me laugh harder than anything else in the interview lol

    • @moustafamohsen
      @moustafamohsen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      a rare situation where the y-you too person could have done right

    • @silviabarizo7104
      @silviabarizo7104 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Graham Siggins
      ,f :(juny

    • @thejerber44
      @thejerber44 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Graham Siggins Dude, I see you on Cyoubx’s friends all the time!

    • @GrahamSiggins
      @GrahamSiggins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeremy Collins lol i left cf, the cubing community can be so cancerous it's too much for me

    • @AnnaEliza
      @AnnaEliza 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Graham Siggins I

  • @cybust6420
    @cybust6420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    David Cross is so awkwardly funny and unpredictable.

  • @SUBtrauma
    @SUBtrauma 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    David Cross is an absolute legend and I would die if I got to hang with the dude for a day.

    • @mrnoodle1906
      @mrnoodle1906 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ok David Cross

    • @SUBtrauma
      @SUBtrauma 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mrnoodle1906 The jig is up, time to make a new youtube... had a good run pretending to be a 30 year old from the midwest though... All good things must come to an end.

    • @131313user
      @131313user 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol sad. I guess your life is that boring

    • @harvey3rdman464
      @harvey3rdman464 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No. You really don't. I think this guy is a comedy treasure and extremely funny. But you wouldn't want to _hang with the dude_ irl.

  • @sunroomz220
    @sunroomz220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    David cross was hilarious in aqua teen hunger force as Happy time harry

  • @jpatt85
    @jpatt85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "I don't think I have ever interviewed you"...
    *Pulls out a conveniently placed picture of the both of them sitting down for an interview.*

    • @rachelmitcheson5460
      @rachelmitcheson5460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jaret Donald Patterson He played a character on his old show.

    • @ceciliaFX
      @ceciliaFX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "True story"

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jokes are funny, get it?

  • @druha10304
    @druha10304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    i love david cross shit i remember his stand up when i was 15 coming home and laughing my ass off

  • @nido6276
    @nido6276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I don’t think I’ve ever interviewed you, oh wait I have, here’s a picture

    • @laughingclowns2343
      @laughingclowns2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You were the second person I interviewed"....have we watched the same video?

    • @nido6276
      @nido6276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@laughingclowns2343 start at 00:12 buddy. You seem confused

    • @michaelyaziji
      @michaelyaziji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I noticed the same thing. It's all so fake. :/

  • @quinnmoore5985
    @quinnmoore5985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    David cross is like bad acid, you pay money, get disappointed, and have no lasting memories of your experience

  • @sin9346
    @sin9346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Arrested development was good, I'm so glad they're bringing it back.
    There's always money in the banana stand.

    • @banihzerreh
      @banihzerreh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      NO TOUCHING!

    • @luckyjasonfan
      @luckyjasonfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cyane I've made a *Huge* mistake!

    • @sehlordhorr8540
      @sehlordhorr8540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂👌🏼

    • @kevdieg
      @kevdieg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M I C H A E L
      B L U T H

    • @JuanLopez-lp8ig
      @JuanLopez-lp8ig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      STEVE HOLT!!!!

  • @jaybrielakoi7747
    @jaybrielakoi7747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    This guy is so absolutely hilarious on arrested development. Like his character is so twisted but funny. If you haven’t watched this show you absolutely have to. It’s way good.

    • @ontariobuds
      @ontariobuds ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Remember when his body was rejecting his hair implants but he wanted to keep that amazing long curly hair?
      And you're sure you're okay?
      - Oh, probably.
      I can't feel anything.
      How's my hair?
      It's fine.
      It's sucking the life out of you, Tobias. 😂😂😂

    • @alienvomitsex
      @alienvomitsex ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you thought he was funny on that show, you HAVE to watch The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. He turns the dial up to 11

    • @Nkosinati
      @Nkosinati ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💯 Yes! Tobias Funke was a genius character in an already exceptional show... and it was all David's improv skill; he completely brought that character to life. Such an underrated show while it was being broadcast; it took a few years for people to digest it and realize that it was basically the most brilliant sitcom of all time.

    • @matthewgriffin3486
      @matthewgriffin3486 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nkosinati that's it's always sunny but AD is up there

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first 3 seasons...

  • @deeznutz2646
    @deeznutz2646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I'll just be the bigger man here and walk away...WALK away"

    • @A_r78
      @A_r78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahahahahahaha

    • @blargsharge2417
      @blargsharge2417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scary movie 2

    • @laughingalien
      @laughingalien 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You look familiar to me. Were you in "STOMP"?

    • @Jason_Van_Stone
      @Jason_Van_Stone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Ok, thanks...'Handyman'!!"

  • @alienvomitsex
    @alienvomitsex ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret" was the cringiest, most offensive, and most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

  • @sldy93
    @sldy93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I’m so glad to see David Cross on this show after those Chipmunk movies. It’s almost like he is on anustart.

    • @JahRandom
      @JahRandom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or some Temocil lol

    • @WestZ
      @WestZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anus tart lol.

    • @arlosteiner8382
      @arlosteiner8382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh so you're like a massive normie then?

  • @lets-evolve
    @lets-evolve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I read the title and knew it would be funny, I love David Cross's humor

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Cross is one of the worst humans alive. Go watch Jim Breuer explain how David Cross TWICE wished DEATH on Jim Breuer and his wife for not taking the v@x, ...even though she was totally susceptible because she was dealing with VERY DIFFICULT CANCER! He is DESPICABLE!

  • @jamescampbell2891
    @jamescampbell2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Run Ronnie Run, lmao David Cross is hilarious

  • @kenmay8490
    @kenmay8490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "David Cross Walks Out Of His Interview" = click bait

    • @tmgxxmiami5531
      @tmgxxmiami5531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But not disappointed

    • @jimmysmith5418
      @jimmysmith5418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks I nearly watched the whole thing for no reason but cheers I’m out!

    • @Ibhenriksen
      @Ibhenriksen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone eventually walks out on their interview.

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not even mad

    • @MichaelMooneyPopCultureX
      @MichaelMooneyPopCultureX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Kinnison fucks a cadaver oh, it's the bit comedy I forget

  • @melissablake5961
    @melissablake5961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    I haven’t seen David since Alvin and the Chipmunks ah!

    • @luisear09
      @luisear09 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melissa Blake 😀🍸😀😀😀🤷‍♂️

    • @luisear09
      @luisear09 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      22ww32222222222

    • @ny8774
      @ny8774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just had saw u on a Matt Stonnie vid.

    • @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976
      @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't seen him since Scary Movie 2

    • @jesscateyesquad
      @jesscateyesquad 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melissa Blake my fav highlight of his entire career was when he pretended to be a chippet HILARIOUS

  • @PaulPlaysMinecraft
    @PaulPlaysMinecraft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    David is such a good actor love him

  • @babery9756
    @babery9756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    how do people even think this is awkward? they are so obviously improvising off of each other. this is probably the funniest colbert interview ive watched

    • @jordancimmino952
      @jordancimmino952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah but at the end when he tried to promote his show. Do you think that was real or rehearsed?

    • @laughingclowns2343
      @laughingclowns2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly.

    • @DefDeferson
      @DefDeferson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also there's TV lighting set up in the backstage, so they had it at least vaguely planned out early. (normal room light is to dark to look that good on camera)

    • @jackboneart
      @jackboneart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn, this is the funniest one? I feel bad for colbert fans

    • @tattooninja
      @tattooninja ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jackboneart Lol these are NPCs who think Samantha Bee is funny.

  • @ihazcheese
    @ihazcheese ปีที่แล้ว

    The sincere “how are you?” delivery. So good.

  • @PREPFORIT
    @PREPFORIT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Everything David Cross has done is Gold Including MIB2
    - He grabs the shovel...".hey Mom?.."... LMFAO

    • @brodelnaz
      @brodelnaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is an insane liberal which makes his stand up hard to watch, but when he's in a movie and has to read a script he's ok

    • @Enceladeans
      @Enceladeans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Colbert meant Cross' brief appearance in the first Men in Black as a guy who keeps killing bugs in front of the bug alien. Obviously his MIB2 appearance was gold.

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      obviously you didnt see the third chipmunks movie

    • @demogog3449
      @demogog3449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Going back to Mr. Show....that was groundbreaking material wise.

    • @kevinlester2609
      @kevinlester2609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margaret? Y’all kids

  • @ARBLACKx
    @ARBLACKx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    His the first ever analyst and therapist

    • @TheCodegram
      @TheCodegram 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ablurt_55 the worlds first analrapist

    • @Treebot1
      @Treebot1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CYNow8824 theralyst!

    • @1awlfc1
      @1awlfc1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Where the FUCK are my hard boiled eggs?!?!?

    • @Overton_Windows
      @Overton_Windows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “A NU START”

    • @sillythingsme186
      @sillythingsme186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Analrapist. “Yes, I admit that did not read well on paper” - Tobias

  • @Robocoppat
    @Robocoppat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    David Cross is a comedic genius

    • @The-Skinn
      @The-Skinn ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s hilarious! 😂

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Cross is one of the worst humans alive. Go watch Jim Breuer explain how David Cross TWICE wished DEATH on Jim Breuer and his wife for not taking the v@x, ...even though she was totally susceptible because she was dealing with VERY DIFFICULT CANCER! He is DESPICABLE!

  • @Agoodwaygame-lp3xe
    @Agoodwaygame-lp3xe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When you find out you have to do more Alvin in the Chipmunk movies

  • @TJthunderstrike
    @TJthunderstrike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This has to be the funniest awkward interview ever.

  • @kirkerandrews
    @kirkerandrews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Thank god this wasn't real. Because I love both David and Steven, and somewhat panicked when I saw this title and up until about halfway through.

    • @vegasbrit9440
      @vegasbrit9440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      kirker Started watching it, but panicked coz of the title also 🤤 So relieved reading a better outcome & things are total BS in the wings, playing out same time!!! *PHEW*

    • @ehawk7921
      @ehawk7921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Teddy Holiday of course he is. But who isn't, to be fair?

    • @TheArtkaw
      @TheArtkaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dan Silent Playthroughs Dwayne Johnson.

    • @afterthesmash
      @afterthesmash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A better strategy for coping with headline ambiguity panic is to downvote and move on. Soon enough, with enough feet hitting the exit ramps, the headlines will suck less. Just walk out. Problem solved.

    • @justfetus
      @justfetus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why on earth would you think the title could be serious?

  • @tonyp1376
    @tonyp1376 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was in Boston at Hempfest circa 2016 and wandered off with a friend down the street looking for a Dunkin Donuts. I saw a guy intently looking into a Cafe window and asked 'hey buddy, you know where there's a Dunks around here?'. He wouldn't turn around until I asked a second time, at which point I realized... it was David Cross!

  • @bumbleWeaver
    @bumbleWeaver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    David Cross, I love everything you have ever done. especially the MIB movies!!

  • @EthanIrizarry
    @EthanIrizarry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That man you killed had a puppy!
    -David cross: Halo 2.

    • @InclementFilms
      @InclementFilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ethan Irizarry YES!!! Halo 2 legend!

  • @msminmichigan
    @msminmichigan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This kind of staged "fight" is totally a throwback to early Letterman. I loved it

  • @Ratboy2004
    @Ratboy2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So funny. What a classic actor!

  • @Dudeguy6816
    @Dudeguy6816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I don't think I have ever interviewed you, OH WAIT! I just remembered I have interviewed you, I just so happen to have a picture of that interview printed.... by my side here."

  • @MrSigmaNoir
    @MrSigmaNoir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That's hilarious
    Rachel under that desk with her blue dress on 🤣😂🤣

  • @elloello4484
    @elloello4484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm lost but impressed by how epic this interview has been.

  • @johnsmith-wk2tb
    @johnsmith-wk2tb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Theres too much reminiscing these days. I feel like I'm at a party and dont know anyone.

  • @Cog_In_The_Gear
    @Cog_In_The_Gear ปีที่แล้ว +1

    David Cross is a MASTER at playing a humble simpleton.

  • @PRYVTgomerPYLE
    @PRYVTgomerPYLE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I will always remember him from "small soldiers."

  • @beauquarles3356
    @beauquarles3356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Nice Stephen, clickbated your way to #1 on trending

    • @francescamlopez
      @francescamlopez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HE SURE DID!!!

    • @melitonorozcojr.8099
      @melitonorozcojr.8099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Beau Quarles no click bait here kind sir

    • @discosyed
      @discosyed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i've walked into worse clickbaits than this though

    • @mhuh
      @mhuh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. Clickbait indeed for the new Colbert show.

    • @ariesviolent
      @ariesviolent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So, all of you "click victims" the same robot or did you all just decide to be whiny babies over drinks?

  • @TheDragontee44
    @TheDragontee44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Cross is one of those dudes.... awkward comic... gets the tears flowing.... makes my ribs cramp...

  • @melissaB.1978
    @melissaB.1978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of my favorite movies of all times is "Run Ronnie Run" with David Cross !

  • @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit
    @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    He is just doing it like Alvin and chipmunks.

    • @Scrimparmy
      @Scrimparmy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nobody survives even one bit what

    • @yudisnelreyes01
      @yudisnelreyes01 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      roddy PROF.E.T. Idariyanqui

    • @JasonMemory
      @JasonMemory 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nobody survives even one bi

  • @getatme8195
    @getatme8195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol, that was the weirdest hug I've ever seen!

  • @marysella3836
    @marysella3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve never heard of him and now he’s my favorite.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You haven’t seen arrested development? Hilarious show and he’s the funniest part of it

  • @Ring0fSaturn
    @Ring0fSaturn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    David Cross is brilliant and brave and funny -- you just have to go along for the ride. It takes some brass to walk off stage. Especially since he had really dressed up for the gig.

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Cross is one of the worst humans alive. Go watch Jim Breuer explain how David Cross TWICE wished DEATH on Jim Breuer and his wife for not taking the v@x, ...even though she was totally susceptible because she was dealing with VERY DIFFICULT CANCER! He is DESPICABLE!

    • @brandonborgerding182
      @brandonborgerding182 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@billytankx oh boy

    • @AF-S1N1A1
      @AF-S1N1A1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brave??

  • @wellesradio
    @wellesradio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His mind is like a steel trap. God damn, he has an amazing memory. Makes me feel bad about my own weak memory.

  • @InclementFilms
    @InclementFilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    I will always remember him as the marine from Halo 2.

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Inclement Films him and Donna from That 70s Show

    • @JuanSanchez-nj1vg
      @JuanSanchez-nj1vg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or zero from GTA SA

    • @lovingone
      @lovingone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Scary movie 2 for me

    • @obligatedorb5202
      @obligatedorb5202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That guy from alvin and the chipmunks for me

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Donny from Just Shoot Me

  • @lwlewis007
    @lwlewis007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anybody here to show love for him as “Minion” the fish in Megamind? So good in that

    • @MikeeHollMartz
      @MikeeHollMartz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mega mind is so UNDERRATED!

    • @BRLambert4
      @BRLambert4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You know what? Code: I'll just pack my thing and go. "
      Megamind is my absolute favorite!

  • @ariarc
    @ariarc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He should have walked out for real. Now THAT would have been a laugh.

  • @mrboni5
    @mrboni5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Give me your hand, no your other hand!" 😆

    • @lovebelow7773
      @lovebelow7773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg, I'm 44 years old and remember that shit. No give me your other hand. I'm cracking up laughing right now. Ty sir

  • @freespirited3557
    @freespirited3557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    A hilarious dude.. Tobias is one of my all time favorite tv characters..

  • @speaktruth9631
    @speaktruth9631 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Arrested Development was Brilliant!

  • @ThatDoodPhoenix77
    @ThatDoodPhoenix77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's fucking hilarious in scary movie 2.

  • @jacobsevilla2073
    @jacobsevilla2073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    david CROSS WALKS out of his interview

    • @Aus__10
      @Aus__10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don’t read my profile picture Don't read this comment

    • @poloboyl89
      @poloboyl89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Austin Sadlemire
      Don’t read this reply.

    • @jacobsevilla2073
      @jacobsevilla2073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Austin Sadlemire damn it I read it

    • @TheLastLineLive
      @TheLastLineLive 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

    • @AndycMusicGuru
      @AndycMusicGuru 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You win

  • @domgluhwein
    @domgluhwein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Tobias Fünke got his shot in Hollywood! hahaha

  • @clownnookie
    @clownnookie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The walkout wasn't a planned bit. Stephen and David just improvised.

    • @misssummersalt
      @misssummersalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These kinds of interviews are ALWAYS rehearsed, it's a widely known fact.

    • @USAPethead
      @USAPethead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@misssummersalt its not a "widely known fact" because it's wrong. You might be thinking of the fact that the guests DO get some heads-up about what the host is going to ask, but typically the celebrity has this conversation with members of the staff, not the host himself, but the actual interview is improvised around a pre-planned idea. The rehearsals for the shows are typically just the monologue, other segments (like Meanwhile, in the case of the Late Show) and any musical performances. Interviews guests typically don't come to rehearsal unless they're going to be in a sketch.

  • @carljensen5730
    @carljensen5730 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isn't it great how Colbert is so petty that his chair needs to be higher than the person he is interviewing?

  • @princessqueen9798
    @princessqueen9798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love david cross, we need these (awkward) if you will people in our lives. He is hilarious!!!!!!

  • @robothuman5823
    @robothuman5823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wish this wasn't semi-clickbait. I love a good interview walkout.

  • @Dominion-1
    @Dominion-1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes, you gotta luv the reality skits of late night.

  • @BigDubaYa
    @BigDubaYa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was waiting for the funny part to happen. Then I remembered this was Colbert.

  • @sschario60
    @sschario60 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Funny sketch, guys. And btw, David's MIB2 character had me in stitches.

    • @MrDruism
      @MrDruism 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      David was also in the first one as a different character. He was working in the morgue and the bug in the human suit saw him killing roaches so he stuck him to the ceiling with his nasty bug goo shit.

  • @rosscardenas6636
    @rosscardenas6636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    why didnt he mention his performance in scary movie 2, that was like the funniest thing he ever did.

    • @JahRandom
      @JahRandom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As good as that was gotta disagree..nothing beats Tobias Funke.

    • @keepyoursneaks
      @keepyoursneaks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Harry Dingling I CAN DO IT MYSELF! lol

    • @intergalacticmoose
      @intergalacticmoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously you haven't seen "Run Ronnie Run"

    • @jesscateyesquad
      @jesscateyesquad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ross Cardenas was he the one with the little hand mixing up potatoes😄😄😄

    • @gemstony85
      @gemstony85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to mention his performance in MEN IN BLACK 2. "A Neutraliz...(flash)" 😂

  • @bobthebear1246
    @bobthebear1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL 😆 Classic David Cross. That beard looks real good on him, too. 🙂

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    He is my favorite comedian. Listen to all his material so many times.

    • @samplexample
      @samplexample ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cross is about as funny as he is handsome

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Cross is one of the worst humans alive. Go watch Jim Breuer explain how David Cross TWICE wished DEATH on Jim Breuer and his wife for not taking the v@x, ...even though she was totally susceptible because she was dealing with VERY DIFFICULT CANCER! He is DESPICABLE!

  • @thorr18BEM
    @thorr18BEM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiie! ♫

  • @vengefulvegan
    @vengefulvegan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Click bait but I love it.

    • @NathanaelGreer
      @NathanaelGreer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      vengefulvegan David Cross of shit piece of fuck

    • @Knallbart
      @Knallbart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the nice kind of clickbait! 😜

    • @REALYAADYEXTREME
      @REALYAADYEXTREME 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nathan greer grammar

    • @Hobo13
      @Hobo13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nathan greer good or bad thing?

    • @upfulsoul826
      @upfulsoul826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't.

  • @BlandBandit
    @BlandBandit ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Now, you are aware that there is a young woman under my desk?" -"literally or figuratively?" Underrated line

  • @rooseveltNovember
    @rooseveltNovember 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    It's called Home Box Office, LMAO!!!!

  • @UFCaccesslimiter
    @UFCaccesslimiter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    JOKINGLY walks out to be more accurate.

  • @WoodysAR
    @WoodysAR ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh he runs out twice! After he threw the Mug at the audience, I thought he was going to punch Stephen! Why did he rip his shirt off?

  • @stephen_aponte1498
    @stephen_aponte1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “LAUNCH THE RED BARON”

  • @fotog04
    @fotog04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Ah, David Cross...you are one of my very favorite comedians!

  • @triszlers
    @triszlers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy's standup is so good. He's a genius

    • @kamalmanzukie
      @kamalmanzukie ปีที่แล้ว

      (((genius)))

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Cross is one of the worst humans alive. Go watch Jim Breuer explain how David Cross TWICE wished DEATH on Jim Breuer and his wife for not taking the v@x, ...even though she was totally susceptible because she was dealing with VERY DIFFICULT CANCER! He is DESPICABLE!

  • @mrcody333cam
    @mrcody333cam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve always felt David Cross was somewhat underrated. Probably deserving more but probably not realllllly wanting to ascend in the industry.

    • @paulmartin591
      @paulmartin591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      cody matthews Not just somewhat. But I agree he’s just fine with that.

  • @StevenRainmaker
    @StevenRainmaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was worried this would be real, but this is funny.

  • @LewysC
    @LewysC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Got baited so hard XD

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lewys Cousins That happened to me the other day. MAN did it feel good!
      Oh, BAITED, not ‘bated. Never mind.

    • @LewysC
      @LewysC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crescentfreshbret Uhhh thanks for the information I guess.
      Glad you had an enjoyable experience ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lewys Cousins I just never pass up an opportunity to make a stupid joke.

    • @LewysC
      @LewysC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crescentfreshbret Well that's an adventurous way to live life! 😂

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lewys Cousins fake and gay!

  • @CarlosRodriguez-vg2ob
    @CarlosRodriguez-vg2ob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love David Cross..... man this guy is fantastic

  • @THEBULLD4WG
    @THEBULLD4WG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    " I don't think I've ever interviewed you, oh wait here just so happens to be a picture of me interviewing you"

  • @bavery6957
    @bavery6957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That plaid, though! My brain keeps screaming, "Remember the Maine!!"...

  • @Abalester1
    @Abalester1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tobias is in the Collector's collection?? I completely missed that!

  • @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb
    @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "I blue myself" 😂😭... A legend🔥First analrapist ever😤💯

    • @gabriellawarning913
      @gabriellawarning913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to like the comment but I soooo do not want to ruin the 69 likes 😂

    • @fblthp437
      @fblthp437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gabriellawarning913 well it's 79 now so

    • @genesisbustamante-durian
      @genesisbustamante-durian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @callmecatalyst Are you David's wife or something? Get a Job.

  • @SunAndMirror
    @SunAndMirror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "the RED. BARON."
    "BERKLEY!"

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    David Cross=Jason Mantzoukas=Allen Ginsberg....they have transmorgliphied into one sarcastic, ironic, sage of wisdom and inanity. We are fortunate to live in such times.

  • @ynech
    @ynech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    For whom do they talk?

  • @TheMonkeyEros
    @TheMonkeyEros 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That's some real nice flannel David is wearing. Right after Colbert's show, David must be heading up to hang out with Red Green at The Possum Lodge - lol.

    • @TheDarrionChannel
      @TheDarrionChannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheMonkeyEros it’s actually buffalo check not flannel

    • @gabrielkerin3719
      @gabrielkerin3719 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DumbButFunny know it all

  • @Alexandre13.01
    @Alexandre13.01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "They are not toys! They are just small!"

  • @PC-iv5so
    @PC-iv5so ปีที่แล้ว

    The way he said it... 😆

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    David Cross as Dwight in Scary Movie 2. Good times man, good times.