r/Choosingbeggars Do You Have Any More Drugs I Can Steal?

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  • r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP attends a wedding and leaves her prescription drugs in her purse in a private room. That was apparently a stupid a mistake, because one of the wedding guests breaks into her room, steals her prescription drugs, and then approaches OP to ask if she has any other drugs that he can steal. Normally I'd think someone like this is a moron, but in this case he's probably just high as a kite. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!
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  • @ToxxicBurst476
    @ToxxicBurst476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    The "Bartering" lawyer story. Yes, people do barter like that, but what she's asking for isnt "I'll paint your deck you bake me a casserole" or "I'll look after your cat and you bring me spices from Mexico". What she's asing for is more like "Pay for my Month-long Vacation to Hawaii and I'll bring you a bundle of Coconuts"

    • @Original_Tenshi_Chan
      @Original_Tenshi_Chan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      LMAO! Not gonna lie, I had to do a double-take when reading your post. My first thought was "wait! Guys pay to have people paint their dicks?!" My bad....

    • @thomasdean302
      @thomasdean302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More like a picture of a coconut

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts! There they are, standing in a row.

    • @SoMJenn
      @SoMJenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I actually remember this post. I saw it happening real time. It was an AITA post where she wanted to know if she was an asshole for going to her friend’s wedding and sitting when she was deliberately told to stand. The sad thing is she really didn’t have a clue that she was acting entitled. She was just genuinely terrible at social interactions

    • @D-me-dream-smp
      @D-me-dream-smp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep she missed a vital aspect of bartering - which is that the items/services need to be of a similar or equivalent value.

  • @Skinnyp4545
    @Skinnyp4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Lawyer spends years in hard school and has hundreds of thousands in debt
    Choosing beggar: a couple cookies, take it or leave it

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean, if it was a _daily_ batch of fresh cookies it might have been worth it.

    • @joel6230
      @joel6230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Ikajo yeah but considering her its probally 2 cookies

    • @nataliarizo-patron1096
      @nataliarizo-patron1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He didnt get back to her because he is still laughing from the message she ledt him

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joel6230 Probably

    • @asianpersuasian4217
      @asianpersuasian4217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lawyer: I'll pass.
      CB: Whaaat? Why?

  • @Hozzie323
    @Hozzie323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    rSlash: "Oh my God! What did I just read?!
    Me: "Oh my God! What did I just hear?!

    • @PtwibbieN09
      @PtwibbieN09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      God, I literally had to rewind because I thought I misheard it... hope he rots in hell, starting soon. I can’t imagine having that directed at me by someone who actually believes he’s entitled to speak to anyone like that.

    • @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880
      @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He say what?!!!!!! 😮😮😮😮

    • @alkeswaney
      @alkeswaney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jokes on you I read it on reddit before the video

    • @LucyAdroit
      @LucyAdroit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The way he said it was HILARIOUS

    • @voidabletrash2727
      @voidabletrash2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      3:47 if anyone wants to know

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Who just rummages around in someone's handbag without permission?! Even after decades of marriage, I don't go through my wife's purse. Having some stranger do that is, especially for drugs, is something I'd call the cops for.

    • @shinobusora
      @shinobusora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      For real. I guess they didn't want to ruin the wedding further by getting cops involved, but I'd have at least gone around and told everyone that the dude had stolen my shit and had probably stolen from other people, too, so they should check their personal items. Then pat him down and kick him out. I'm hoping they did something but it just didn't make it into the story.

    • @JamiJR
      @JamiJR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The dude's an obvious drug addict. I can tell you from having to live through my older brothers' addictions, they don't hesitate to violate privacy to get their fix. One actually went into my bedroom to steal my boombox and VCR that I had bought with my babysitting money to sell for drug money. He never did pay me back for those either even after he finally got clean. And another stole from my wallet more than once, stole all these pretty dishes I had saved up to buy for when I had my own place, and was caught by mom stealing her things to sell so he could buy vodka. (And yet denies he stole anything even when caught red handed.) When someone's an addict they don't care about personal property. Just their next fix.

    • @gryphon4909
      @gryphon4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I keep rocks in my bag for the sole purpose of swinging it at a jerk

    • @gManGabe
      @gManGabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BadKitty No need to type lol and an emoji. *We know you mean it*

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I, a woman, even find it weird to do so when my mum or sister say "hey can you get x out my bag for me?" because bags are practically sacred like that. I've got a couple of male friends who like to help me and my female friends. We've had to tell them a couple of times to leave our bags where they are and we'll pick them up because you don't mess with a woman's handbag/purse unless she gives permission.
      So shit like "hey why have you only got your prescription medication for your medical condition in there and not other drugs that you don't need that I want for recreational purposes" is absolutely a horrible violation of privacy.

  • @silentone2451
    @silentone2451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "HE DOESN'T NEEEEED AN OLD PHONE, HAS TO BE IPHONE 6 OR ABOVE!" "UHM EXCUSE ME WHEN DID I BECOME A PHONE STORE?!" Best response, lol.

    • @jonathanhowells7864
      @jonathanhowells7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or "Do I look like I can afford an iPhone 6 or above?"

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "What makes you think your child deserves a phone at all!" Another good response

  • @stephaniewayman6850
    @stephaniewayman6850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    My mouth literally dropped open when he said "cotton picking girl". Wow. Wow wow wow.....

    • @gryphon4909
      @gryphon4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Looks like someone came back from the 1800s

    • @rafifed8161
      @rafifed8161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What does it mean? Is it like racist or something?

    • @gryphon4909
      @gryphon4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@rafifed8161 very very Racist it's a reference to slavery

    • @rafifed8161
      @rafifed8161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@gryphon4909 ahh, got it. Thank you

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      "Race Play" is something I've seen some people do, but if that was what he was going for, then he missed the first rule of BDSM:
      "Get informed consent FIRST."
      The "informed" part is extremely important, because it's basically the difference between "fun play" and "literally just abuse"

  • @plastic1695
    @plastic1695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "My baking is out of this world seriously"
    1.) using an easy bake oven doesn't make your baking "out of this world"
    2.) the fire alarm isn't a timer

    • @jonathanhowells7864
      @jonathanhowells7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Unless people are breaking into your house like damn zombies for the cookies;they're not worth it

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plastic i like your profile pic its it's really cool

    • @plastic1695
      @plastic1695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evthespineconfiscator8652 thanks

    • @general6836
      @general6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unless the cookies are chocolate coated i'm not eating black cookies

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    0 to Abstract Racism in less than half a second. Never fail to impress.

    • @PlatinumRoseLady
      @PlatinumRoseLady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anybody who writes what that racist piece of horse dung wrote isnt impressing anybody. What an utter pile of pencil shavings.

    • @fanman1813
      @fanman1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was the 100th like so that some 9 year old couldn’t reply “ I WAS THE 100TH LIKE OMG!!!” And do that nobody could reply to them, “nobody cares.”

    • @parryhotter4283
      @parryhotter4283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PlatinumRoseLady that is the most creative insult ive ever heard

    • @PlatinumRoseLady
      @PlatinumRoseLady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@parryhotter4283 *Takes a bow* Thanks so much!

    • @Gnagniel
      @Gnagniel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not to be a dick, but I think you meant "abject", meaning extreme or maximum, not "abstract," meaning conceptual

  • @backstreetspearstm6870
    @backstreetspearstm6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    3:48 they did it. They broke frikin r/slash who reads the weirdest stuff EVERYDAY for over a year!

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well yeah, he texted a phrase that's worst then saying the N word.

    • @ngozijones5697
      @ngozijones5697 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Josh_the_jester that in itself is impressive

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah i never heard him say something in that tone before. He flipping broke

  • @kaygau8817
    @kaygau8817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    R/Slash, I had the same reaction to that “worship my member” post when I found it not long ago. It was like getting slapped by a ton of bricks and I just couldn’t believe what I was reading....

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      guys way too in love with their junk 🤣

    • @TramNguyen-qw2kp
      @TramNguyen-qw2kp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      im really sorry for Rslash having to read that *out loud* omfg

  • @Phlimbob
    @Phlimbob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    One of the most impactful reason I never even considered smoking was the fact that is such an expensive addiction. For instance, if you are a heavy smoker and smoke a pack a day, and that pack costs say $5, then in a year, you are spending $1825 in a year. Even if you can spread a pack out across a week, that is still $260 for a year. If you are a really heavy smoker and smoke 3+ packs a day, you are looking at almost $5500. As a 10 year old just learning about drugs, this was was waaaaayyy to much for my broke little self to comprehend. Yeah, I don't even like spending more than $15 bucks on coffee a month, let alone a smoking habit.

    • @pi3722
      @pi3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You may be 10, but you use better punctuation and make better sense than I do.

    • @theshaddowedsnow6838
      @theshaddowedsnow6838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pi3722 I think op means when they were ten and it stuck with them

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theshaddowedsnow6838 I think you're right.
      In either case, Phlimbob was wise beyond his/her years.

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Goat Someone gets it!!

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Packs are more near the $10 mark.. very expensive and very deadly. The latter should be your first reason to not smoke.

  • @xxStaroftheShow
    @xxStaroftheShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    “Worship my...”
    Me : Say one more word.
    “Cotton picking -“
    Me , taking off earrings : Alright there’s your last words.

  • @Nekulturny
    @Nekulturny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I used to smoke cigarettes years ago.. Before the recession of 2008, I smoked Dunhills, yes, quite expensive European cigarettes, I made enough money, I could afford that luxury... Then the recession happened. You know what I never did? Turn down an offer for a cheaper brand from a friend or family member offering to help me out by throwing a carton my way even if they were Pall Malls.

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you back to that wealthy life?

    • @lilithdracul81
      @lilithdracul81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congratulations for quitting! It's so hard to quit, need to stop smoking myself.

    • @djsixx96
      @djsixx96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve always smoked cheap brands. In Texas, the most expensive cigs are newports and camels. Tho I pick up Times, This, pall malls, carnivals, and 305s for less than $4-$5. (€3-€4)

    • @djsixx96
      @djsixx96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @BadKitty I started buyin bag tobacco. I found it much better and much cheaper to do so.

    • @RoyalRoses
      @RoyalRoses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a smoker and trying to quit. Pall Malls would definitely help, they make me nauseous lol!

  • @elijahpatterson2596
    @elijahpatterson2596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    The Choosing Beggar stereotypes:
    The Excuse-Maker
    The "I was hoping you'd do this for free" Spender
    The Curser/Insulter
    The Low-Baller
    The "Can you deliver it for free?" Guy
    The Refund Asker
    The Discount Asker
    The "Give me your new stuff!!!" Demander
    Did I miss any?

    • @dfunk3137
      @dfunk3137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The “I’m actually doing you a favor” guy

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s perfect

    • @Jay-Gruener
      @Jay-Gruener 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The "I'm a single mother/I have x children to feed" type

    • @infamous638
      @infamous638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The " its christmas and I need to give my angels a gift "

    • @jeremytheimer7443
      @jeremytheimer7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tell dude perfect to make this.

  • @SlitheringDemon
    @SlitheringDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Ah, the choosing beggars. A unique breed indeed.

    • @skyleranimated9302
      @skyleranimated9302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed good sir

    • @leeannsampson6050
      @leeannsampson6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Choosing beggars are the product of entitled parents, that's how they're created.

    • @xenoviperxx1214
      @xenoviperxx1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      uniquely disgusting

    • @artimos9950
      @artimos9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree with u

    • @gavmillz2066
      @gavmillz2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are all the same. But choosingbeggars. There are a different breed indeed

  • @jedkleppen
    @jedkleppen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    My "friends and family" discount is 2x my regular price.

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What you sell

    • @SlateHeart
      @SlateHeart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have to fight my artist friends to let me pay and tip them. I had a friend that sells items for 25 $ and 10$ base for shipping (it's a fragile item) I paid her 45$ for it.

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SlateHeart good on you

    • @jedkleppen
      @jedkleppen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UltimateBread48 build websites, help with tech support, any tech/nerd help. With some choosing beggar relatives, hell...anything!

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jedkleppen dang

  • @Camcam1213
    @Camcam1213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "Come to the dark side, we have cookies. But no lawyer." - Karen

    • @backstreetspearstm6870
      @backstreetspearstm6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kids. You know what must happen

    • @Pew-fs5nc
      @Pew-fs5nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "OP, I am your manager!" - Karenblader

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol! I feel like the funniest part is she’s SO offended because this is how people do things in HER church. Y’know, the one the family lawyer she called ISN’T a member of? How rude they not know every single detail about Karen’s life! She should sue! Oh wait. 😏

    • @romeromkugle4540
      @romeromkugle4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAF😂😂

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:35 so I decided to look what the going rate for a devours lawyer and if she wanted to pay with cookies, cookies that are made with butter, cane sugar, flour and pretty much all the ingredients for bakery quality cookies, in order to pay her lawyer in cookies she would need to bake 4,500 cookies, as quality cookies like this are $1.50 a pop, so get baking, if you know what's good for you.

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds fair

    • @illegallyapollo1637
      @illegallyapollo1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      for real tho cane sugar is so good, i've gone to a sugar cane farm before and it tastes great

  • @pitlink4345
    @pitlink4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hold up, cookies? That's almost as bad as saying "I'll pay you in exposure."

  • @aleahlrb
    @aleahlrb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:47 rSlash said exactly what I thought after that line. 😂

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I remember back at my tech support days. A lady called that her computer, for the first time, wouldn't turn on, we tried trouble shoot but nothing worked. I told her she couldn't send it to the company for repair and she got mada and, I would never forget this, shout "I WILL NEVER BUY (x company product) EVER AGAIN, AND THEY WILL GET THAT FROM YOUR PAYCHECK" and end the call.
    Her computer was 10 years old.

  • @ngozijones5697
    @ngozijones5697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:40 "golly gee willakers lady" had me dying. r/slash, never stop being you bro

  • @iplet
    @iplet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *my sister smokes*
    "Ah, I used to smoke"
    *Her cigarettes we're almost ten dollars a pack*
    "Mine were on the nicer end, about eight and a half bucks"
    *Her pack would almost last a week*
    "WHAT??!! I WAS GOING THROUGH A PACK A DAY FOR YEARS!!"

  • @ozymandias3322
    @ozymandias3322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That guy's sister with the expensive cigarettes who fussed about having to go where he wanted to eat totally reminded me of my ex who is also the mother of my child. She is the worst choosing beggar of all time and that story seriously brought up PTSD memories for me because of how horrible she was, you did the right thing by telling your sister you were just going to use doordash, good for you!

  • @fanman1813
    @fanman1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Lmao I love when toxic people post “positive “ stuff
    Edit: ok so I don’t really deserve to be the top comment but thanks I guess. I mean like I honestly don’t really like attention that much, ever since... nvm.

    • @renny7664
      @renny7664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lmao, she's still active. Found her instagram without even trying lol.

    • @TheOnlyHand
      @TheOnlyHand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@renny7664 oh nice

    • @destinyturner8530
      @destinyturner8530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@renny7664 sameeee I also found her main insta and her youtube channel. 😂

    • @rebella8898
      @rebella8898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      People are posting vile comments on her page. She is a choosing beggar, but no one deserves being cussed out from random strangers.

    • @justmeok2
      @justmeok2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rebella8898 didnt she do tue same?

  • @gaborboth3602
    @gaborboth3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "This grout is supposed to stay white for twenty years. What has it been, seventeen, eighteen? Peggy, where's that receipt?" -Hank Hill

  • @Nekulturny
    @Nekulturny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I started screaming "I'm stronger than yesterday... audible clap twice". Thanks for reminding me of that song. I know, its Brittney Spears, but it really is a solid song, get over who sang it.

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You want a good song? Look up “the score” ALL of their songs are amazing and are super underrated

    • @cyberplays6066
      @cyberplays6066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UltimateBread48 dude I love their songs

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cyberplays6066 what’s your favorite, mines Miracle and stronger

    • @cyberplays6066
      @cyberplays6066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UltimateBread48 mines the legend

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cyberplays6066 that ones good

  • @artistfromthevoid4203
    @artistfromthevoid4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I literally had a choosing beggar experience this morning lol I was playing and online game where you can talk and trade with other people and this person wanted something I was trading. So they start texting me and said “I have a wheelchair” and I said back “um, ok?” And the person says “you should give me the item for free” and I said this is definitely not how this works lol and then they said that they probably wouldn’t walk again and I think “ I don’t even know if you’re in a wheelchair or not” so I ended up canceling the trade and blocking them lol the person was most likely a kid but still, I don’t tolerate choosing beggars, no matter the age

    • @Allmight_Kitty
      @Allmight_Kitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol choosing beggars in online games are the worst. XD I encounter them often enough and they do this only because my chara looks expensive. Fun fact, it's only color and style matched. The items are something you get anyway. XD No huge amounts of ingame currency (or hard cash) needed.
      It's always, "I just need a little bit to buy something." "I just need a bit to learn how to ride" Geee I put in the work, why can't you??? (And what has being in a wheelchair anything to do with an online game? He can walk fine it there right? XD )

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You probably saved yourself a lot of headache by cutting and running early.

  • @Unmaxed
    @Unmaxed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:26
    CB: D O N T T A L K T O M E L I K E
    *T H A T!!!*
    Also CB: *proceeds to harass op*

  • @JKrowlingrockx
    @JKrowlingrockx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:05 how some of these “can you get me a discount cause we’re cool” stories should go lol

  • @mimibun3497
    @mimibun3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The sister who's complaining about cigarettes and not getting her kid food is doing the same thing my mom used to do it me. Shes selling her car instead of getting a job to provide for her family. That's child neglect. No kid wants to walk to school every day like I did when I was little. Shes gonna go to far one day and I suggest please keeping an eye on her behaviors

  • @caitsith3.0
    @caitsith3.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I felt bad for both the OP and Slash. OP for having to deal with that crappy banker, and Slash for having to read that.

    • @jonathanhowells7864
      @jonathanhowells7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That banker would definitely be on a sex offenders list

  • @wolfstring458
    @wolfstring458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:43 oh the audacity for her to want to pay her bill's

  • @GreatQuestionFran
    @GreatQuestionFran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rslash's "WHAT DID I JUST READ!" are the best reactions lol

  • @redditcookie3526
    @redditcookie3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says “God bless Mummy and God Bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad.” The father says, “Good bye Grandad? Why is that?” The daughter says, “Just because I felt like it.” The next day, Grandad drops dead. The father can’t believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter’s prayers again. She says, “God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.” The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, “Just because I felt like it.” The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn’t know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, “God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy.” The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn’t go home and stays there until midnight. He’s very surprised. ‘I’ve cheated death!’ he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, “Where have you been?!” and the husband says, “Oh don’t ask me any questions, today’s been miserable.” The wife replies, “Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch…”

    • @IchyJo
      @IchyJo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@20kkskrt65 Looks like you need to create some art and sell it for exposure quick! 🤔

    • @310why
      @310why 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@20kkskrt65 stfu

    • @Jay-Gruener
      @Jay-Gruener 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's so dark and I love it!

    • @chvijayadurga9268
      @chvijayadurga9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now we really know who the father is😂😂😂

    • @redditcookie3526
      @redditcookie3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jay-Gruener

  • @crow_face_1251
    @crow_face_1251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    TH-cam: There’s three comments
    Me: ...Can I see them?
    TH-cam: No

    • @20kkskrt65
      @20kkskrt65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My mom said if I get 200 likes on my recent she will buy me my dream ipad🥺🥺🥺

    • @africangreygaming7092
      @africangreygaming7092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @310why
      @310why 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@20kkskrt65 stfu

    • @Irukshi-up3ou
      @Irukshi-up3ou หลายเดือนก่อน

      Go to the recent tab.

  • @shadowman7307
    @shadowman7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I bet some authorities would be interested in that smoking lady and her kids' living conditions.

  • @themilkdadnevercamebackwit5554
    @themilkdadnevercamebackwit5554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    In a universe where cookies are currency:
    Yes can I have Some gum ? yeah sure that’ll be 30 cookies please.

    • @ngozijones5697
      @ngozijones5697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah more like 5. 30 would be in exchange for lunch

    • @thesquigz616
      @thesquigz616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cookie clicker irl

    • @a-goblin
      @a-goblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      30 cookies for 1 stick of gum? that's highway robbery!

  • @sannyshootsshit3700
    @sannyshootsshit3700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:40 woah...
    poor Rslash actually had to say that shiz, he deserves a raise...

  • @gryphon4909
    @gryphon4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That drawing was BEAUTIFUL that jerk doesn't deserve to have all that talent and time wasted on her

  • @suppacoo7268
    @suppacoo7268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Stealing drugs is a favorite past-time of mine as well, but I'm not a choosing beggar smh. Some of my favorite to steal include Dayquil and pepto bismol.

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hol’ up

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mine is grandmas pills

    • @suppacoo7268
      @suppacoo7268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aoaoaaoaoao889 epic

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@suppacoo7268 indeed, they taste like liquorice

    • @destinytapia8759
      @destinytapia8759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a tendency to rummage through my parents medicine cabinet too. My favorite is ibuprofen and tums 😅😅😅

  • @kuroshi2798
    @kuroshi2798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair to that last lady, it wouldn't be too bad of a deal if her tea game is on point.

  • @jacobshort2468
    @jacobshort2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a gamer and hardware enthusiast, it _REALLY_ hurt to see someone look at "34" CURVED _U L T R A W I D E_ LG monitor" and go "iTS jUsT a SmALl tV"

  • @Yumi_Jay
    @Yumi_Jay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:00 Actually someone did just that and they are now banned from Costco after returning empty food packages.

  • @CazadorSlayer
    @CazadorSlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She should just sell her child. Boom, two birds with one stone!
    Plenty of cigarette money! Instantly cut down on food costs! It's a great deal!

  • @DrYeet2704
    @DrYeet2704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "oh my god, what did I just READ!"
    That high-pitched voice gave me a good laugh, mate.

  • @Jay-Gruener
    @Jay-Gruener 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:47 THIS is why I love rSlash. Genuine reactions!

  • @ladysollua
    @ladysollua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Costco story reminded me of when I worked at a well known department store that rhymes with holes. Someone came in to return an electric razor she bought over fifteen years ago. The item is no longer in the system because it’s been over fifteen years and the product is no longer available. She got angry and one of my supervisors had to go through hoops to ensure that this thing could be returned (it couldn’t). The razor still had hair in it.

  • @theswedishdude1
    @theswedishdude1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    19 instagram followers, OP sure got a lot of exposure there.

  • @RhamanaChan
    @RhamanaChan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm so happy that the mum of the cigarette sister story wasn't an entitled mother and called OP back making them pay for the stuff anyway.

  • @chaeminkim5914
    @chaeminkim5914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lawyer with...cookies.... in the name of Earth, what is this?!

  • @kristinawentz8801
    @kristinawentz8801 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao off at the lady offering to pay the lawyer with cookies. 😂😂

  • @itspeachaboo2477
    @itspeachaboo2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That moment when you and Rslash say "Oh My GOD" at the same time 🤣

  • @GrimWD
    @GrimWD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually laughed when he tried to return a router 7 YEARS LATER! (By the way, I've been a fan for a year or two. Nice work and keep it up!)

    • @indigetes
      @indigetes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sold a Serrano Ham. It was a nuts grown one, which is mid range in price, so it was around 120$. After a couple of months, the guy came back with the bone and asked for an exchange or a reimbursement because he didn't like it.
      Other customers broke down in laughter and told him to leave.
      He tried to return eaten food.....

  • @alexalodu2247
    @alexalodu2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If someone cared this is the ig from the drawing choosing beggar vibequeeentv
    Also she has a yt positivity channel 🤦🏻

    • @alexalodu2247
      @alexalodu2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wednesdayfornight yep I guess more people found her account and were defending OP

  • @s.robichaud3116
    @s.robichaud3116 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When R/slash talks about returning groceries...I have a story lol
    There is a grocery store in New England that allows just about anything to be returned.
    A guy came in, with no product, and a 8 day old recipient and got a refund for beef and milk..
    I can only assume he ate the stuff and returned it. It was honestly hard to watch but he did it. And they let him

  • @claudryn
    @claudryn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i never knew i needed something as much as i needed to hear rslash quoting motivational quotes in a karen voice

  • @she_evel
    @she_evel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Take a drink every time he has to say "Costco!" Lol.

  • @Mini-qk1jx
    @Mini-qk1jx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I went to the instagram positive person... they deleted the post about the art

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i know right? anyway im just letting angry people know that her account is @vibeeout on insta. i hope they don't use this information to go to her account

    • @sunnysnowflake8393
      @sunnysnowflake8393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every single one of her pics has comments of people who found her because of rslash. Im sure she never thought her beggar post would bring this much hate. I’m here for it

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sunnysnowflake8393 that's a great attitude Tiffanie. i love you for it

    • @Mini-qk1jx
      @Mini-qk1jx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sunnysnowflake8393 I just went thought the comments they absolutely ripped into her oof

    • @TheVampireAzriel
      @TheVampireAzriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Abigart69 I didn't do that at all.

  • @missluciddreams3472
    @missluciddreams3472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    We said Oh, My God at the same time in the same way...too funny...that is kind of reaction that story caused 😆

  • @saracoelho2696
    @saracoelho2696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Hope everyone is having a great day 🖤

    • @bored6253
      @bored6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bot?

    • @20kkskrt65
      @20kkskrt65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My mom said if I get 200 likes on my recent she will buy me my dream ipad🥺🥺🥺

    • @310why
      @310why 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@20kkskrt65 stfu

    • @bored6253
      @bored6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@20kkskrt65 stfu

    • @-doc-
      @-doc- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks and I hope you have a great day too

  • @mattbell9705
    @mattbell9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I work at a retail store as a Customer Service Manager and have had to deal with many customers trying to return something far beyond a reasonable time frame. It’s so fun explaining this while they get aggravated for idiotic reasons

  • @snowplow8323
    @snowplow8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh look a Mine Turtle!
    Hello! 🐢

  • @zackaronie.b.2709
    @zackaronie.b.2709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way you said ‘oh my gawd, what did I just read.’ Is literally the exact way I thought it in my head before you said it

  • @mbr7156
    @mbr7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Persnickity side note regarding adderall: for those with legitimate ADHD, Adderall actually calms them down.. so the 4 hour drive would have felt like just as long and might have proven even more exhausting because OP would have been focused and aware the whole time of what an asshole this dillweed was. On the other hand, it's a moot point in that Adderall keeps the impulsivity associated with ADHD in check, so without it, she might have agreed -- who knows. Bottom line: if Adderall makes you "hyper", you don't need Adderall -- you need therapy to deal with your abuse of/ addiction to amphetamines.

    • @PtwibbieN09
      @PtwibbieN09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao... 100% true. I can’t sleep if I don’t take my medications daily. It’s the weirdest thing because I thought people were pulling my leg that they used it as an upper when I was in school.
      Take my medication and there’s a pretty good chance I’m going to tell you what I really think of you in a variety of creative ways with no filter. In between the random nonsense, weird observations, off key singing, etc etc ...And he’d be wide awake to hear me every dang time.

  • @timoborri298
    @timoborri298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    People need to learn to block idiots with low offers more quickly

  • @theprokoking7156
    @theprokoking7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Imagine trying to buy some crazy rare collectors item like an EarthBound Mach Pizza air freshener or a rare Pokémon card, that go for like $100s of dollars and asking to buy it for $5. How fast would someone be shut down for asking to buy an item that barely even exists anymore for $5

    • @bobrandomness1055
      @bobrandomness1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      reminds me of the post on the subreddit where someone was selling i think it was a limited edition spiderman comic that was signed by Stan Lee and the CB was like "i'll buy it from you for 40 cents"

  • @H2Oabz
    @H2Oabz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My jaw literally dropped at the banker! Change the b to a w, sounds better for that man 🐷

  • @meganfenton856
    @meganfenton856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yay! I've been refreshing for 5 minutes!

  • @daniexmachina
    @daniexmachina 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahaha I will hire a lawyer who usually charges thousands of dollars with my cookies because they are just that damn good!

  • @WhoRUTalkingAbout
    @WhoRUTalkingAbout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I waited for an entire hour.
    I thought there was *no* Rslash.

  • @thrownoutacc
    @thrownoutacc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:43
    Imagine being racist to a person because they won't do what they aren't supposed to and thinking you're right 👍

  • @kaykanut8778
    @kaykanut8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've smoked since I was 13 and it's nearly impossible for me to quit. So I rolled cigs since I was 18 for like 10 bucks a week instead of 7-8 bucks a pack which I'd smoke in one day. Beggars really can't be choosers lol

  • @KZG.Silent_Scribe
    @KZG.Silent_Scribe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:42 I feel personally attacked 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stingraykitten1796
    @stingraykitten1796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait isn't it Rslash's birthday month (I remember him saying november because we share the same birthday month I believe)
    Well Happy birthday month Rslash!
    Edit: I'mma copy this and try to spread it let's wish Rslash a happy birthday month :3

  • @truehoomanhere6230
    @truehoomanhere6230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God if one day anyone ever tries to call me a "cotton picking girl" I think I'm gonna lose it

  • @manerson2851
    @manerson2851 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:00
    Cb: if you are selling it it must be broken
    Also cb: I want to give it to my kid

  • @blaze2659
    @blaze2659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This will probably make my day

  • @Beth_The_Bored
    @Beth_The_Bored 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    OP: Where did you get that?!
    Dude: Out of your purse.... *duh* ...
    Annnnd, this is why I NEVER leave my purse unattended!

  • @viatheanimator
    @viatheanimator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I didn’t think I’d become a “here early” comment but... I’ve never been this early

  • @uru47d73bxue
    @uru47d73bxue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo rslash, your videos have been helpful during these last few months. Some of these remote days have been tough, but your videos really help with some great background noise. Please keep up the amazing videos man.

  • @andrewkelly3702
    @andrewkelly3702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I fell bad R/slash had to read that second. Like hory shart Wtf was that.

  • @ThaBalMasta
    @ThaBalMasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think he just died inside reading the cotton part. It hurt my soul too...

  • @drewherter8512
    @drewherter8512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    (Posted 54 seconds ago)
    Yeah this is the perfect start to a good day

    • @20kkskrt65
      @20kkskrt65 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mom said if I get 200 likes on my recent she will buy me my dream ipad🥺🥺🥺

    • @310why
      @310why 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@20kkskrt65 stfu

  • @Athlynne
    @Athlynne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, I hope the bridesmaid OP reported that guy for theft! I def. would if anyone ever messed with MY Adderall. To those of us who take it legally and genuinely need it, that medicine can be a godsend.

  • @chadaroo9261
    @chadaroo9261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Everyone who can, PLEASE GO OUT AND VOTE!!!!! MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD. PLEASE!!

    • @bluefan898
      @bluefan898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Standing in line to vote right now.

    • @NeWYoRk2849
      @NeWYoRk2849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just came back

    • @wit2817
      @wit2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

  • @Kruhee
    @Kruhee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like to have rSlash up in the background when I work and every time the "cotton" line comes up I literally cringe into myself like some sort of raisin!

  • @samuelrussell7003
    @samuelrussell7003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you smoke you will literally smoke any type of cigarettes if you really need one you don't care what they taste like or how much they cost you'll just smoke it

    • @Purin1023
      @Purin1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I smoked I usually smoked "expensive" cigs (literally just marbs, but it's NY so they were 11 bucks a pack.) I had the option to go to buy cigs from the nearby Native American reservation where they don't have our insane tax laws, and get their cheapest brand for 2 bucks a pack. I'd normally agree that if you *need* a smoke, you'll smoke anything, but those 2 dollar cigarettes would make me nearly vomit on the spot. I would seriously rather go through full nicotine withdrawals than smoke those nasty things.
      I eventually settled for the slightly higher quality $3.50 packs before I quit completely a few years later.

  • @enderandroid2306
    @enderandroid2306 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:33
    rSlash: What did I just read!?
    Me: What did I just hear!?

  • @nitro_artzyt8695
    @nitro_artzyt8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    yeah I see you scrolling

  • @mastergx1
    @mastergx1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of these reminded me how my friend and I quote our work. He's a fitter and I'm an electrician. Sometimes when we give a quote - say.... £600, we get asked "is that your best price?" we always respond with something like... Noo, my best price is £680!

  • @leslieturner1219
    @leslieturner1219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I work for an attorney & I would’ve laughed in her face if she asked him something like that🤣

  • @vibes5805
    @vibes5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never been this early before

  • @keloiz2327
    @keloiz2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:45 he lost his sanity for a moment there

  • @derekwhite1870
    @derekwhite1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually had a lady who tried to return a pair of shoes after 10 years. She was very surprised she couldn’t return it. I told her try the manufacturer. Seriously, ten years? People will never cease to amaze me.

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to work for a internet reseller company that had a partnership with Costco. Costco salespeople are THE WORST. They will trick you into buying something that might not even be available at your house, something that you don't want or tell you they have something available that they can't actually sell you (like TV services). They'll even go as far as FAKING SIGNATURES. The amount of coaching tickets I had to do because of them, and the amount of people who cancelled their services because of their bullcrap is just absurd. I even told the big boss myself the problems we had with them and people looked at me like I had said ''Vol-de-Mort'' or something. Costco Salespeople are NOT to be trusted.

  • @PtwibbieN09
    @PtwibbieN09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actual acceptable bartering with Attorney....
    Lawyer = accountant
    Lawyer = free services on luxury/classic car
    Etc....

  • @sheepo793
    @sheepo793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone remember entitled kids? Their screaming was so annoying especially when ur a little kid with ur mom in a store. Can we get a entitled kids get owned plzzz that would br so epic! Ur videos are so cool and funny and are the best to hear when im on my free time. Keep up the great work!

  • @audreygargus6845
    @audreygargus6845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao I’m glad I’ve never met an entitled person like this or they would most definitely get their teeth knocked out.

  • @ilovecheese162
    @ilovecheese162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how she said paint my deck ill give you a casserole like she done this shit before