"Fast food in ohio" 💀 "We dont have chiken wings we have meat bones" 💀💀💀 "You got onion rings? We got garlic squares" 🗿🗿💀💀 "We have fries" "ok" 🤨 "its boiled mashed ones" Bro🗿🗿🗿
"Obama Fried Chicken" This got me Weezhing I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit: I never got this much of likes before, and I'm surprised that these likes made me smile 😂, thank you guys 🥺
"Applebee's?"
"Apple A+."
"That's actually better."
He definitely should have done that lol
asian parent expectations be like:
This is why your a failure
“A+ ok Average”
Me, a gamer, parenting my kids: "Only A+? How come you couldn't get the S?"
“Michael Alone?”
“What, does he need a friend?”
“Yeah.”
*casually does a somersault*
"Hell's Kitchen?"
*"No, we have heaven's bathroom"*
I'm ur 100th like
155th like
178th like
They be shittin aggressively there
@@KorOf true
“ihop?”
“ijump”
“I LEAVING”
I loved this last line
"no,we have I Exit"
lol
Ik got me 💀
"I leaving"
"I cumm-"
Well this didn't age well
"Michael Alone? What does he need a friend?"
Why do I feel like this was directly targeted at me
I dunno do you have any friends?
XD, its an actual place btw, iv been there, had to see it lol
Hahhahahah
Same bro
@@mikeyassbutcg XD
“Do you have wine?”
“We have complain.”
It should have been that tbh
@@digital-dumbass agree
549 likes with no replies? Lemme fix that
@@DinarsStars are we a joke to you
@@DinarsStars there are literally 2 replies above you, you blind sod
“IHOP”
“IJUMP”
“I leaving”
“We have that here too”
“For real”
“Yeah right there”
*sign actually has ILEAVING on it*
Sign says "IGoing"
@@Vinexeer lol
IPhone 👉🏼😎👉🏼
@@Vinexeer lol
@@Vinexeerlol imagine it not saying IGoing
After bros said “crushed grapes” bro started to become a lagging npc💀
Everything Got me laughing especially Michael Alone and OFC
“Do you have Emotional damage?”
“No, we have Physical Healing!”
“Do you have Lamborghini?”
“No, we have sheep-O-tiny”
Lol
🤣
"You can breakdance?"
"No but we can fixsing"
"Do you have failure?!"
"We have success!!"
no we have limborghini
“Michael Alone?? What does he need a friend??”
“Yes.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The fact that the "M" is upside down makes it imasculate
FANTASTIC 🤣🤣🤣
"Do you have Nike?"
"Yes we got SIKE 🗿"
eh a prefer tuna
@Yuvi Sharma OoOoOoooOoOoOoHHhhhhHhHHhhH!!!!!!😱🥶😱
mountain dew more like hillside condensation
do they have their new airweaks in stock?
Mike
“Do you have Dairy Queen”
“No but we have Lactose King”
"You got the Rickroll?"
"Oh, yeah, we got Ryandodge."
You got me rolling 😂😂
@@Quin_The_Winionrickrolling 😂
"You got Prince of Egypt?"
@@PANdora95Flowers Mhm. We got the Princess of Africa, very good film.
@@The_Price_Shippers_Have_To_Pay
"You got 'The exorcist'?"
"What kind of wine do you have?"
"Crushed grapes"
*proceeds to rethink life and his choices* 💀
He shouldn’t have come to ohio
I literally died at that part 💀💀💀💀💀
What is that "crushed grapes" should be?
I lost it right there!😂
"You got Root beer?"
"We got leafe juice."
But my lord, that's tea.
Root beer is carbonated herbal tea
How could a member of my own family say something so horrible? T.T
You're not supposed to be a dragon Ball joke from a dragon Ball super
I was about to comment this
That's the Asian way
You got GameStop?
We got BookStart
You got Wagyu Beef?
We got Vegan Steaks 💀
*WAR CRY* TONIGHT WE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!!!!
“Y’all got Mickey Mouse?”
“We something like that”
“We got Ricky Rat”
“Y’all got hot topic?”
“Nah, we got cold conversations”
Sounds like an album I’d find there tbh
💀
Is that a rich black guy reference 😳
NOOOoooooOooOOO
Bruh..
"You got Burger King?"
"Nah we got Pizza Queen"
shouldn’t it be sandwich queen
Pasta Queen
@@deathking1019 That would get really popular with the college crowd.
Eh, Pizza is better than Burgers
@@manos7958wait why specifically college....?
I love the passive aggressive random poses with the cuts in between because that indicates how furious he is XD
The fact that he _started_ with the combat roll as his first one has me worried for the bootleg guy's wellbeing.
Bro levatating on the chair
I love the devastated planking!😂
"What kind of wine?"
"We got *crushed grapes* "
👏👏👏
hi bona fan
Is that not what it is?
@@kevinsundelin8639That’s the joke
*planks angrily*
@@kevinsundelin8639 It is
“C r u s h e d g r a p e s”
Steven: **Plank intensifies**
The first time he's ever been disappointed by A+
This comment is actually underrated 🤣🤣🤣
So true
he only accepts A++
A true Asian only accept A++
Good one
"You got Hawaiian Punch?"
"No, we got Tahitian Smack" 😅
“IHOP?”
“IJUMP!”
“ILEAVING!”
Omg got me rolling and crying on the floor 😂🤣
Edit: OMG I never got dis many likes before 😊 tytytytyty
Nah we got I STAYING
nah,its ujump
SAME LMAO
So funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“ISATY”
”You got Superman?”
“We have Spectacular Male.”
😂
We got fabulous female
@@samgyeopsal569 that’s the knockoff wonder womam
“IHOP” “IJUMP” “ILEAVING” got me cracking up😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
IKR 😂
We've got "me enter"
What makes it even funnier is that IJump is actually a real place. It’s a trampoline park.
hey you like shanks to ?
me too
"Starbucks?"
"Celestial Currency"
“Y’all have subway”
“We got sandwich path”
we got follow the damn train cj
Lol.
We got trainway, and undergroundway.
This one had me laughing
Nah we got London underground
"Do you have a bathroom?"
"Yea we got a *SinkHall"*
Backrooms
"You have panda Express?"
"We have monkey articulate"
💀
"You got Burger King?"
"No, we got Sandwich Queen"
😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No they have burger queen
Omg🤣
🤣🤣👍👍
Oh hell nawww
The random planking 😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAO “ ihop? ”
“ ijump “
“ I LEAVING “
😂
XD Best part
iJump is actually the south african iHop
"I ENTER"
@@0sh1r0X Oh no plz i dud my german lesons bont kill me! 😰
*Did
The poses after 'crushed grapes' 😭✋🤣💀
That’s wine from Ohio
🤣🤣🤣
@@skyler862 lol😂
Were they crushed 5 yrs ago?
No, 15 yrs ago
Okay, that's wine.
“You have the uh KFC?”
“That’s still TBD”
“Oh to be decided ok ok”
“No I meant Tennessee boiled duck”
*intense planking occurs*
Yes
Genius
TBD-1
HILARIOUSSS
I want to like twice
"I LEAVING" Got me rolling XD very good content Steven, keep that up!
"Ihop?"
"Ijump"
"I LEAVING"
💀💀💅
You stay
I was ROFL 🤣🤣
I stayhing..
I raid Area 51
I Living??
No no, we got You Dead.
"you got taco bell?"
"nah, we got burrito alarm"
haha!!!
“You got a WalMart?”
“We got a FloorStore.”
It makes sense. I mean, its just dif names, same thing.
We got window mart
I prefer RoofStall.
"Bejing corn?"
"China maize"
Nah Shanghai Sugar
“IHOP”
“IJUMP”
“I LEAVING!”
“We got we’re coming”
“… *emotional damage* ”
“Do you have KFC here”
“Yes we OFC”
“Thank you very much sir”
*wait wha-*
Ohio fried chicken 💀
OFC sounds like of course lol 💀💀💀💀
LOL 💀💀💀
@@missaanonymous18 exactly my thought lmao
“Lovely Town You Have Here”
Thought it was gonna go “you have applebee’s?”
“We have orange wasps”
The planking in frustration is
**chef’s kiss**
My favorite bits.
"You got The United States of America?"
"Nah, we got Divided counties of Asia"
What the-
Sorry but no
So... Asia?
Nah, we got divided steaks from America
Countries are already divided lol
bro was so flabbergasted he brought back planking
"Is there Dominos in this area? "
"Yes, it's over that road. "
"Finally, a dom-"
"Doomnut"
Domiyes would've been better
@@bonbonbonita domiyess
No, it would be Dice
@@jaykay8426 the ice
@@bonbonbonita no, cuz dominos are a type of thing used in games
" you got hello kitty ? "
" nah we got goodbye dog "
☠️
Edit: yooo wth thanks so much for all the likes 💖😂
Do you have my melody?
Nah we got your tune
That's dark
You have Love?
Nah we got lave
"You got 7up?"
"Nah we got 5down 💀"
@GOH HEO YONG oh yeee
“You got Carl’s Jr?”
“Nah we got a James Senior”
Ihop?
I-jump.
I leaving.
I can't, I'm dying 🤣
“Michael Alone? What, does he need a friend?”
New vocal stim unlocked
Wichael Alon
Wichael Alone
Steven He: I want Sun Chips
Him: Over there --> Moon Fries.
Edit: Ok that’s a lot of likes.
Almost 500 likes with no comments? Here ill fix this c:
@@kei_0126thx bro
@@madanmatcha7484 np bro :)
Moon pies? More like sun cakes
@@madanmatcha7484 also good joke lol
"Fast food in ohio"
💀
"We dont have chiken wings we have meat bones"
💀💀💀
"You got onion rings? We got garlic squares"
🗿🗿💀💀
"We have fries"
"ok"
🤨
"its boiled mashed ones"
Bro🗿🗿🗿
Wouldn't it be garlic squares? 🤔
Wouldn’t it be onion circles
lol
@@artisticdragonstudios bruh
**Offbrand exists**
Steven He: **Plank mode activated**
"y'all got Steven He?"
"We have Stephanie She"
⚠️⚠️⚠️Stolen comment alert⚠️⚠️⚠️
you win
#overusedComment
Totally underrated comment.
Shld b in the thousands already.
Accept no substitutions!
"Obama Fried Chicken" This got me Weezhing I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit: I never got this much of likes before, and I'm surprised that these likes made me smile 😂, thank you guys 🥺
A: Obama fried chicken?
B: Of course!
A:So does it mean Of course?
A: No, of course it's Obama fried chicken.
The end.
You ok bro?
I literally thought it was Obama from canada
@@deedsin2539 kind of 😂
"IHOPP?" "I jump" "I LEAVING"
“I LEAVING”
*randomly Teleports back*
“Lovely town you got here”
“I leaving”
My mind: I coming 💀
😯
AAAAYYYYYYYOOOOOOOO WTF
in my mind :wtf is the oposite of i leaving
bruh
Yo what did he sayyyyy
“You got Burger King?”
“We got King of Sandwiches”
💀
Queen of sandwiches
Hamburger Queen
Sandwich pheasant
@@aljohnnavarro5665 sandwich peasant…not pheasant 😅
“What kind of wine you got”
“Tears😢”
I got nitroglycerin
steven: i hop!?
random person:i jump
steven: i leaving!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Do you have chips?"
"Yes, we have crunchy potato biscuits"
😂😂😂
as a french, the crushed grapes as wine was emotional damage
*E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E*
as a brazilian, there are some wines that are crushed grapes, and the people that crush those grapes, use their FEET
"KFC?"
"We have UFC, Universal Fried Chicken."
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
Or universal toasted cow
Nah KBB
Kevin Baked Burger
I thought it was going to be jfk
The planking!! The planking got me! 😂
"I Leaving!"
"We have that too right over there; You Staying"
Copied comment
copied
@@star.glider 🤝
@aarushpendhari8889 I knew I was going to get accused for this the second I saw the bots comment.
“you guys have IHOP”
“We have IJUMP”
“I LEAVING!”
That got me😂
"IHOP?"
"IJump."
"I leaving."
"You staying."
“Can I Get some Wine”
“Do you mean Cry?”
💀
Lmao
"YOU HAVE STEVENHE?!"
"we got stepheny she"
"WHAT THE FU-"
"You got five guys"
"We got three women"
1 Woman 💀
“Michael Alone!…what does he need a friend?”😂
Yes
He needs one so he doesn’t suffer emotional damage.
@@madanmatcha7484 yes😂
“You got Dukin donuts”
“We got dippin danish”
Me from Denmark so confused
“IHOP”
“IJUMP”
“I LEAVING”
Best line I’ve heard all day😂
"Ok u got KFC? "
"Yeah we got ABC"
Arizona Broiled Chicken
There was a really good restaurant in canada called ABC restaurant. They closed down and Dennys now own every location they was at
"u have Puma?"
"yes but is Pull up"
"I'm a big kid now."
@@EcstaticTeaTime you're not a small adult
@xGoldenx Right. But that's Pull ups' slogan.
*Tuna*
Actually they have panda
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This guy makes me laugh every time!!
Keep up the good work, my friend 😁👍
“You got Best Buy?”
“Nah, we got Worst Purchase.”
"you got AppleBees?"
"We got LemonWasps"
😄😄😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Obama's Fried Chicken"💀💀💀
"Oh ok, what kind of wind you got?
*CRUSHED GRAPES* "
The planking response is awesome!🤣
“I leaving” had me rolling so hard i am dead 😅🤣🤣😂😅😂
I wanted him to say I come and then a stores just appeared that has that name
I leaving. No we have I staying
Steven’s cousin Timmy must be the one who founded AppleA+ 😂😂😂
You got prime hydration?
No we got secondary thirst
You got skibidi toilet?
No we got bopity sink
"Michael alone? Does he need a friend?"
"Yes"
That got me.
“…MICHAEL ALONE?”
🎶 *MiChAeL wHo yOu dOn’T kNoW, MiChAeL fLYin’ sOLo, MiChAeL iN tHe bAtHrOoM bY HiMsEeEeEeEeLF~*🎶
Be more chill??? If so 🎵when all you know about me is my name, 😢 awesome party 😒 I’m so glad 🤪I came😍🎵
Wichael Alone
Michael rows the boat ashore.....
I love you platonically
Nah it's Michael afton
"Yeah we got IJUMPING!"
"I leaving!"
I was expecting a "Oh no its actually I going"
I was thinking no way you can offbrand wine but here we are
"You got Pizza hut?"
"We got Calzone Temple"
*Planks*
*Planks once again*
*Then again*
Calzone Temple sounds good tho
“I’m leaving”
“We got i’m staying”
“IHOP?”
“We got IJUMP”
“ILEAVING” 💀
"I leaving"
"Yeah that's over there"
*AAAAAA*
"we got crushed grapes"
Him: ↖️↔️↖️↗️↘️↙️
"Do you have a Costa Coffee?"
"We have Land Tea."
I expected him to say: no, but we do have i staying 😂
"I leaving"
"You're staying?!"
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine when he said “I’m leaving”
The guy said “I COME BACK “
"OH yah we got wine" 'what type?'
CRUSHED GRAPES 💀
Bro got exposed 💀