Synthetic man: explains why the game is woke by saying Sidon holding Link's hand and swearing loyalty to him makes him gay. Sidon: anyway Link, allow me to introduce you to my wife
You think thats bad A bunch of hackers, well, hacked overwatch 2, but not to do something useful like a DDos attack or shut down the servers, but to get the new encrypted character models. Why? PORN
Not only that. I remember watching it when it came out. He claimed Riju and the Gerudo were Futa's and claimed how this was more subtle woke nonsense to turn people gay. THE GERUDO DON'T HAVE DICKS!! HE JUST SAW RULE 34 PORN OF GERUDO WOMEN AND THOUGHT IT WAS REAL.
People like Synthetic is that toxic discord user that just goes on insane rants out of nowhere because they saw a black person in a video game or movie for 5 seconds.
Because he's clearly a consumer of Rule 34 specifically interracial, futa, cuck Rule 34 and hates himself because of it which manifest itself as Racism, Homophobia and Transphobia.
He then goes on to say that Riju "proposing" to Link is gay as well because she is depicted as a futa in the R34 he's seen (which makes her male, apparently)
Fun fact: Synthetic Man is literally hated by Geeks and Gamers, Quartering, Critical Drinker, Mauler, RK Outpost, and Nerdrotic who all refuse to speak to him or even invite him to a podcast. Dude is so bad that not even the losers want him.
I watch this guy purely because he's funny. He's like an exaggerated version of my flaws, and I'm motivated to self-improve so I don't end up like him.
Well, I can respect you for self-improvement. At least you're putting effort in improving yourself more than Synthetic Man ever has in improving his videos so that's honestly commendable of you. Godspeed bro 🙏
As someone who is from a Mediterranean country, I can confirm that our skin color tends to be tanned due to the fact that we often have sunny days. Of course this does not mean that we do not have those who aren't tanned(I am one of them).
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Synthetic man: explains why the game is woke by saying Sidon holding Link's hand and swearing loyalty to him makes him gay.
Sidon: anyway Link, allow me to introduce you to my wife
He's legit dumber than an ign critic
@@husky6672 ???
They literally propose to link and put a ring on his finger lol
@@kyler247 putting a ring on it doesn't mean they like you Xd
@nomickike2165are you OK. Do you need therapy. Because it's played as a funny moment because Sidon has a wife.
I'm sorry but I will never get over "shaking hands is homosexual propaganda", I've genuinely never heard something so insane in my life.
Did...
Did he just try to justify that a game was bad based on porn he saw of it?
What has become of society
Yes. Yes he did.
You think thats bad
A bunch of hackers, well, hacked overwatch 2, but not to do something useful like a DDos attack or shut down the servers, but to get the new encrypted character models. Why? PORN
@@frank8917To fair be fair the Overwatch porn is basically what’s keeping the franchise alive.
@@Santoryu90 yeah but what the hackers did what pathetic
THOSE GIRLS AREN'T EVEN REAL
Not only that. I remember watching it when it came out. He claimed Riju and the Gerudo were Futa's and claimed how this was more subtle woke nonsense to turn people gay.
THE GERUDO DON'T HAVE DICKS!! HE JUST SAW RULE 34 PORN OF GERUDO WOMEN AND THOUGHT IT WAS REAL.
This man is not okay.
Also shaking hands was and still is a very common way of greeting.
I would love to see him in a job interview
@@Kong20012blub would think his employer is hitting on him 😭😭
Well you can't blame him, the only living thing his hand touches is his junk.
@@kidn00b1 "Living" is putting it generously.
People like Synthetic is that toxic discord user that just goes on insane rants out of nowhere because they saw a black person in a video game or movie for 5 seconds.
Terminally Online Behavior
Why would i listen to a review of man who plays like a game journalist
What too many chan boards do to a mfer
What to much trans indoctrination do to an mfer, no matter how far you run the gender the doctor assigned you at birth is correct lmaoo
This dude needs to get off the internet and go outside for like a month or something.
its funny how blatantly horrid he it, like is he a grifter? does he actually believe this shit? and why does he know so much about Zelda rule 34 .
Because he's clearly a consumer of Rule 34 specifically interracial, futa, cuck Rule 34 and hates himself because of it which manifest itself as Racism, Homophobia and Transphobia.
He then goes on to say that Riju "proposing" to Link is gay as well because she is depicted as a futa in the R34 he's seen (which makes her male, apparently)
synthetic man HAS to be satire
there is no other way
or a grift cause it gets attention.
@@husky6672 you should definitely touch grass
@@tomgu2285he doesnt even know what that is
this is actually insane
Fun fact: Synthetic Man is literally hated by Geeks and Gamers, Quartering, Critical Drinker, Mauler, RK Outpost, and Nerdrotic who all refuse to speak to him or even invite him to a podcast. Dude is so bad that not even the losers want him.
BASED
even idiots can have at least a few braincells left
Of course not, he says quite thoughts out loud the so they have to ostracize one of their own😂
There’s nothing wrong with any of those people though
@@harrydubois6619 nothing wrong with Drinker and Mauler. The others are ehhhh content wise
okay. That settles it. Dude is completely freaking nuts
Synthetic man: Everything is woke including Japan!
Me: No Japan isn’t woke.
The sad thing his his attacking back calling them “twitter users”
God I I hate this guy
I’m glad critical drinker and mauler deponk and mock this guy
This is so me when pronounce and blue died hair
me when i c pronounce in bio:
* dyes of cring* 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮 (leftitf's are doodoo head's)
I watch this guy purely because he's funny. He's like an exaggerated version of my flaws, and I'm motivated to self-improve so I don't end up like him.
Well, I can respect you for self-improvement. At least you're putting effort in improving yourself more than Synthetic Man ever has in improving his videos so that's honestly commendable of you. Godspeed bro 🙏
The moment he said “Woke” my brain just dies
Imagine if link and sidon did the european style greeting instead of shaking hands. This guy's american politics infested brain would explode.
Bro says Sonia is African when she most likely skin tone wise southwestern or eastern Asian or Hispanic dude stayed in his political phase
Dude also doesn’t know where and how far out BoTW and ToTK takes place on the time line and doesn’t know what a vow means
As someone who is from a Mediterranean country, I can confirm that our skin color tends to be tanned due to the fact that we often have sunny days.
Of course this does not mean that we do not have those who aren't tanned(I am one of them).
@Lawrence Newman her race doesn’t really matter at all it just what I think
That entire video made me think stop it, get some help.
Every time you go to shake someones hand, just remember that you’re gay now.
God I kinda hope goobus makes fun of him
Best comment
And hopefully Critikal will step into the ring and roast him someday
@@malikarsyasakaniThis aged well lol.
Synthetic Man is terminally online istg
The government should ban people like this from having firearms 💀
Oh…My lord… what did I just listen too? I feel like I have been taken to the other side of the universe with how out their and terrible his take is
This man, SERIOUSLY needs Jesus!
He would say that Jesus is gay and woke
Who let bro cook? (Directed at synthetic man. not you)
based synthetic man
Based on what?
More like cringe blue if you’re asking me. He makes anti-woke people look insanely stupid
cringe*
@@historylover8139yes
You are a sad
Sad person
You guys complain when a company just wants to have a black character or hand holding
You guys make yourself looks bsd
Most of what he said makes sense.
Calling people with alternate views crazy is so 2016.
If you unironically call Zelda, a Japanese franchise "woke"; you are a lost cause.
Makes sense? Bro he was crying Paya found a BF that actually wants her and not someone who is taken by Zelda.
@@frogglen6350 i dont think zelda is woke no.