they turned the archons into marketable plushies
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ส.ค. 2023
- Come get your archon finger puppets NOW and bamboozle the fatui harbingers!
They'll be available on Genshin Impact offline stores :D
(reuploaded because I posted the previous one WAY too early lmao)
Music Source:
Chrysalis Suspirii · HOYO-MiX
• Chrysalis Suspirii
Main Theme - Super Smash Bros: Brawl
• Main Theme - Super Sma... - เกม
Venti: Traveler... Please don't turn me into a marketable plushie..
TRAAAAVELERRRR!!!!
Why did i imagine Venti screaming "traveler!" ina French accent?
Woah I wasn’t the only person who thought of this ig I just comented on the save of this video before it got deleted
@@loufih HOHOHO TRAVALIÉR! IT SEEMS I'VE BEEN TURNED TO ZE MARKETABLE PLUSHIE
Why did you do this?
Dori's smart. She knows what we want.
There’s a good reason why she has the reputation that she has 😂 she knows what’s gonna bring in the bag!
Venti: Ehe
Zhongli: Osmanthus Wine
Raiden Shogun: Dango Milk
Nahida: *D O O K D O O K*
WHY DID THIS GET ME WEEZING
@@Random_Alastor_Fanbecause the internet has broken you. Then again, my mom cracks up every time I mention my wireless mouse's dongle.
@@MrGamelover23 Yes
Ah yes.. MY TRUE FORM!!!!
And sassy archon furina
GIMME ALL THAT PLUSHIE
Yes.
Mine.
I actually have venti he’s on my bed rn
Where is the link for the store?
@@-_Rioberry_- Amazon
Okay but I find it cool you incorporated both Lumine and Aether
heck i just noticed. they are twins for sure
Yeah cause Lumine mains get mad when they realise Aether is canon
Edit, what did say 🤷♀️
@IndraD 🤦♀️
@@IndraDno need to spread misinformation, it just shows how insecure you are
@@IndraDKiddo according to hoyo both are cannon.
They turned Focalors into a marketable plushie and she isn’t even in the game yet 😭 I NEED THEM ALL!
What if she was turned into a plushie after being executed?
Childe confusion when he gets plushie instead of gnosis LMAOO
0:46 I imagine Raiden plushie making squeaky noises as she walks.
NGL, The Venti plushie is something I might actually want to buy.
POV: you're fatui and a group of archon plushies ruin your plans of world domination
Furina : behold my dearest citizens, for I have turned myself into a marketable plushie!!!
The Super Smash music really ties this masterpiece together
Good luck getting the Raiden Shogun plushies. Last I heard, some mad general from Inazuma bought 99% of the stock and the remaining 1% that was hidden from her has its price marked up.
I LOVE GETTING MARKETED TOO-
-no I don’t I end up spending my money 😭
Ok Who taught these Archon's "Subsitute" move 😅
THIS IS SO CUTE!!!
THEY'RE REAL?!! YEEEEEE!! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM WHEN THEY'RE AVALIABLE!! >w
Yes ! They are official plushies
@@lysfranc8782 where do you get them?
Scara won a nahida with his oversized claw machine
Nahida was already like a squishy XD
Focalors and Nahida honestly doesn't need a marketable. They are pretty much plush size already.
When the world needs him the most
He will come back
LMFAO "Dango Milk" and "Dook Dook" 🤣🤣🤣
I have the craziest sense of déjà vu but it’s as good as I remember.
Shmolo LMAOOO you brought back the "Everyone is here!" Smash Bros. meme template!!! 😂❤
I would legit buy marketable plushies of the Archons!
….yes even Focalor.
This is amazing. I love Shogun was already in plushie form. I guessed what Nahida's phrase would be and it still made me chuckle that I was right.
Using the Smash Bros. Brawl theme for introductions was genius. I love that game so very much.
Nahida mains: *buys out the entire stock of Dook Dook plushies*
So glad i bought them all, including the official visions😅 Taobao really has the best stuff
I DEMAND THE VENTI ONE
I promise I will take good care of him! I'll provide a large enclosure with plenty of sunlight and grape vines for fresh wine. And apple trees! For anything he wants! Please, I'll do anything.
I bet Furina's phrase would be "Guilty!"
Imagine being murded by an tiny plushy lol-
Furina After She Was Released: Please Traveler, Dont Turn Me Aswell Into One Of Them!
Also Furina 1 Sec Later: AA-
"Furina
SASSY BI-"
THEY ARE SO ADORABLE
0:17
Venti (Plushie): Ehe.
Paimon: "Ehe" te nandayo!?
And it turns out that Furina was a palm-sized mascot the entire time.
Time to buy some jars to stored all of that plushie
Imagine getting turned to ashes/dust by a plushie
When Dook Dook appeared 😂😂😂
This is so cinematic yet and crisp and cute. I love you❤
I love how Dori is the same size as the plushie
Sara: ill take your entire stock of her Excellency, her majesty!
Venti and Zhongli Plushie: owo
Raiden and Nahida Plushie: m u r d e r
Ah yes my favorite character Zhongli Osmanthus Wine from Genshin Impact
The super smash music makes this somehow better lol
I could have sworn I saw this video a few days ago.
According to the desc, Shmolo uploaded it too early the first time
Imagine when we get to the Tsarista and we turn the creator of the Fatui, into a Marketable plushie.
(Hu Tao sees zhongli plush)
Hu Tao: I will take your entire stock
Love the dook dook but nahida's line sould've been "Does watching you count as a hobby?"
This video made me want to buy them no matter I don't have money
I just got deja vu from this video but i feel like I watched it before it says it was released??!
0:50 Nahhhh girl got annihilated by a PLUSH
genshin impact except the only difference is the gnoses are plushies rather than chess pieces
So that means the Tsaritsa just wants more plushies for her plushie collection...
@@stellariumhoshiiro she’s a very avid collector
Poor Scara, and RIP Signora, u were defeated by Dango Milk.
Now I'm curious what meme thing Furina will have.
Depression
i need Raiden now, she's so cute 🫶😭💕
DANGO MILK
well played, I want the plushies now
The scaramouche hands broke me man XDDD
EVERYBODY GET DOWN SHMOLO UPLOADED
I was not expecting the "DOOK DOOK" but I love it.
NOT THE SLAP ON NAHIDA HELPPPP😭😭😭
The moment i saw the Ehe under Venti. I could not instinctively respond with 'Ehe?! Te Nandayo!?' With a bad impression of Paimon's JP voice.
Okay so I just went through and watched every one of your animations and they’re all incredible!!!! Your art style is so so cute and you clearly put a lot of time effort and love into all of them! You haven’t uploaded anything in quite a few months so I just wanted to say that I hope you’re doing well!!!
the venti one JAJJAJJ
*slams credit card on table*
TAKE MY MONEY
Next will be Lady Furina! Coming soon.
So do you think the raiden plush is a prototype of a prototype. That is to say, she tried to make a plush body before Scara.
This art style is melting my soul in serotonin
I love to see the fandom never forgot the constant Ls Childe got during Liyue’s Archon quests
Just missing the sassy, french hydro child.
5 star plushies and content right here
Take my money, I need them all
Buy one now and you can also get the hydro archon
The video it's back!!
I love the jokes for every archon
Meanwhile, FGO turned one of their most terrifying and difficult Boss into a Fluffy Plushie. (Cernunnos)
I ALREADY PRE ORDER MINE CAN'T WAIT FOR IT
The dook dook- i cant take it
This made me laugh so hard my cheeks started hurting, so cute!!! I want all of these plushies for real, though. ;v;
Furina : Am I b*tch enough lol
Where are you? I miss your art
Adorable hahaha! I would personally love the Venti Plush.
I love this vid sm !! it's so cute and funny 😂💗
was this a repost? i could’ve promised I’d actually seen this before-
NOT THE WAY SCARA SCREAMED-
Same bruh, i swear i have seen this already
you're telling me that tiny thing ended a fatui?
This is the greatest thing that I have seen in my life. Thank you.
OMG SOMEONE MAKE THEM REAL
They are real
@@pegasusu1094 OMGGG I NEEEEEEEED
@@blable8312 Taobao official store
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY NO WORDS NEEDED TO BE SAID.
GIMME AALLLLL
the smash music holy shit
At first i thought nahida has 5 legs until i realized its just her cape
I said it once so I'll say it again, you know it's a good day when Shmolo posts something!
"Ehe"
"Osmanthus wine"
"Dango milk"
"Dook Dook"
The algorithm gods say we need a Furina plushie.
I have the Venti and Raiden Shogun ones (I also have Hu Tao, Ayaka, and Kokomi)
Now turn Scara into a marketable plushie.
It's obvious that Venti turned himself into a plushie to run away from Signora with the same magic that tricked Barbara in the past Lol
OH NO THE ARCHONS HAVE TURNED INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIES
I WANT ALL OF THEM!
this is a masterpiece man!!!!
NOW LET ME SEE FURINA AS ONE
I want them all.
I NEED THESE ASAP!
Lol, even better that they are still powerful.
oh sick getting these in the UK is going to be extortionate