When they were getting chased by the owners and the truck blew up and she asked omg are they alright and Ted said ya they are giving us the thumbs up 💀
Bum bummm lets all go to couuurrrttt Bum bummm Let's go make some law nowww yeah yeah yeah yeah some law I SAY WE GO TO COURT YES LETS GO TO COURT We're a bunch of assholes to take up a whole hallway with our conversation Hey you lawyer guys, you don't know me and Johnny are watching you while were high
The movie was playing on HBO u jerk. I was watching it while folding laundry. Of course my son would glance at the tv, when Ted would would come on. SO.....GET A LIFE
***** madame. if you are going to comment on TH-cam videos please be prepared for comments like mine. You would have been better off ignoring me or continuing the joke if you had the time and interest.
What makes Ted 2 better than the first was the humour was much more like Family Guy. An example is how there are often very random scenes that make no sense. In Ted 1, aside from the fact that there's a talking teddybear, the world depicted was pretty normal, nothing particularly strange or unusual happened. But in Ted 2, there's lots of bizarre scenes and lines that make no sense, and could never happen in real life.
2:48 one of the many reasons why I never do drugs I drink alcohol just the other day I got buzzed after drinking brandy and a bottle of Coors I decided to go outside for a short time and I was running almost insanely fast
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"Sam L Jackson!"
"Who's that?"
"Ever seen a movie? He's the black guy." LMAO😂😂😂😂
Any**
Lol
Brett S what does LMAO mean?
@@RTWLR laughing my ass off
@@skatterking4lyf803 Ryan bockey
"I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice"
Yadunandan Pillai h
Yadunandan Pillai I agree
Everybody loves Morgan Freeman's voice! Then again why wouldn't we?
Fuck that
me too
I want ted 3!
I Braveheart sam
I Braveheart I just said that!!! I wanna see them with the baby 💜
I BraveHeart
Yep
Me too
They where going to but they cancelled
"Well I just don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs" 😂😂😂
It would've been funnier if he said "I don't want my lawyer singing Let it Go during the opening argument"
@@RTWLR no
SoN GoKu actually that would’ve been funny... comedy is lost with you isn’t it?
@@djsojuicy humor is subjective..
Lol Rotweiller you should write comedy!!
"Ever seen any movie ever?" "He's the black guy."
Ted: Sam L. Jackson
Samantha: Who is that?
Ted: Have you seen any movie EVER he's the black guy
I was on the floor laughing my heart out
Ok ok wait y'all know panic! At the disco ya well that chick was "miss Jackson" and if u don't know him then listen to miss jackson
"Wow you make history come alive" gets me every time😂😂😂
"Oh look Johnny ur covered in rejected black guy spears u looks like a Kardashian " 😂
*sperm
#OverRuled lmao
Lmfao
Covered in seamen
there are just too many funny scenes you can't fit them in a single footage
Seth Mcfarlane is a gift man probably the funniest guy of this generation
yes incredible man seth is
no
And Jim Carry
No. Just no.
0:22 you can hear the Peter griffin inside
"Wow you make history come alive" 😂😂😂😂
i like It when he says a perfect spiral 😂😂😂
“Cookie crisps in ya bum bum geez I’m sowwy” Gets me all the time
I LAUGHED SO HARD when they saw the field Full Of weed with the Jurassic world music
Me too
...they DO move in herds...
Jurassic Weed
@@mayoroicjre 💀
When they were getting chased by the owners and the truck blew up and she asked omg are they alright and Ted said ya they are giving us the thumbs up 💀
3:27 Peter Griffin Scene.........CHECK
How did you not include the improve scene
9/11 ifucking died.
Ikr like wtf Lol lbvs
"Okay who's in the starbucks"
"Bill Cosby!"
"THE OFFICES OF CHARLIE HEBDO!"
That scene killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
"911 with Robin Williams"
"They said I'm property..." "What? Like Gaaabage or a piece of shit?!" Hahahaha
Best pickup line EVER!!! "I think I wanna sleep on a bed made of your voice."
LMFAO im gonna go fifhty shades of bear on you 😂👌👌
LMAO "fifhty" 😂👌👌
Beer*
The moment when Sam pulls out the smoker thing, Ted and Johnny immediately sit down, that part always gets me. 2:12
It’s a bong
I don't know why the line "like garbage or a piece of shit" get's me so much evvrytiem
***** Skankhunt42?
You're a scumbag
Fuck yea it does Maximum Blaster
Because it's fucking hilarious lol
how do you not include the scene with law and order "Were a bunch of asshole's who take up a whole hallway with our conversation" LOL!!!!
ikr
Bum bummm
lets all go to couuurrrttt
Bum bummm
Let's go make some law nowww yeah yeah yeah yeah some law
I SAY WE GO TO COURT
YES LETS GO TO COURT
We're a bunch of assholes to take up a whole hallway with our conversation
Hey you lawyer guys, you don't know me and Johnny are watching you
while were high
+Carlos Blohm fuckin smooth
MovieHound17 smell my biggest left handed side toe
That scene was in here
“Let’s all go to court, hey you lawyer guys, you don’t know me and Johnny are watching you ,while we’re high “ 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:47 fav part🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The dude
Ted: There are no chick's with dicks Johnny, only guys with tits
"And my f*ckin nose came off" XD lol!!!
"I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes."
"What Do U Think Your at a Red Lobster" LOL I Love That Quote From Ted!
"How long has that van been there?"
I love that line "how long has that van been there lol "
you should try the strain itself
We don't know any lawyers all our friends make sandwiches. LMAO!
FrauenArzt2012 hahahahahajahah!!! i diedd
"U don't know me and Johnny are watching u while we're high" I'm dead
I was cracking up all day. My 7 month old was in a trance when Ted would come on the screen 😄
you've been in a trance your whole life lady
You 7 month old 's gonna have some vocabulary when he grows up (thanks for takin him to a 'Ted' movie).
The movie was playing on HBO u jerk. I was watching it while folding laundry. Of course my son would glance at the tv, when Ted would would come on. SO.....GET A LIFE
Yadunandan Pillai it seems YOUR whole ancestors have been in a trance since they started existing. Aren't YOU too pure and stupid for this movie.
***** madame. if you are going to comment on TH-cam videos please be prepared for comments like mine. You would have been better off ignoring me or continuing the joke if you had the time and interest.
Love the way Ted is always so loyal to Johnny. He loves him.
I love the scene where they go to the local improv and yell bad suggestions. “ Robin Williams on 9/11.” ~Ted
1:39 that's the funniest line in the film, when I first saw that part I was fucking dying of laughter
What makes Ted 2 better than the first was the humour was much more like Family Guy. An example is how there are often very random scenes that make no sense. In Ted 1, aside from the fact that there's a talking teddybear, the world depicted was pretty normal, nothing particularly strange or unusual happened. But in Ted 2, there's lots of bizarre scenes and lines that make no sense, and could never happen in real life.
"im gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes" roflmao
2:09 gets me so good 🤣🤣
"You don't know me and johnny are watching you.....while we're HIIIIIGH"
3:50...😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why the fight scene between ted and the downstairs neighbours not included... it was freaking hilarious
+Reegan S The reason is because the person who edited it grab all the scenes from the trailers, not the actual movie
"I think I want to sleep on a bad made of ur voice"
best line ever 😁😀😁
2:05 I just don't want my lawyer singing Frozen songs during the opening arguments...
DAMN, BOI!!
‘I did some things I’m not proud of’
Cuts away
‘Jus three dorra three dorra’
Where you think you are, red lobster 😂
3:47 gets me every time
Camelia Marcos 😂😂😂😂
3:47 sorry sorry sir cookie crisp in ur bum-bum
How come you didn't include the part where they smashed the laptop and went scuba diving to hide the laptop's remains in the ocean? D:
That was funny
+PigPucker1590 we know m8
ajrm6200 agreed 😂😂😂
The dissapointment in Ted's voice is funny af 0:43
Chicks with dicks is what killed me🤣
Lmao!! After I saw the first one, there was no way I was not going to miss the second one. Both Mark, and Ted pulled it off. Just was too funny
"THERE'S SO MUCH PORN"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
who else replayed 3;45 over and over again?
me lol
3:45
Me!
MissNoxchiYuSo95 me😂
I'm sorry for cookie in your bum bum
0:49 haha that cracked me up for days
3:59
"It's ok it's not gonn- AHH! And my f**king nose came off..."
3:57
It says its not loaded but hey A+ for getting most of it right
Ted is a gem 💎
I loved Ted 2 better than 1 ....both hysterical but 2 was great 👍
Agreed!
1:54 he was like “oh that’s a big one”
2:17 migraine😂
"I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice." ROFLMAO
I’ve never seen this movie, my god this is hilarious AF 😂
0:34 - 0:53 I Can’t Stop Laughing
“IM A DISEASE!”
"there are no chicks with dicks only dudes with tits"
3:44 I’m dying XD 😂😂😂
2:13 cant breath XD
Am I the only person who hears him sound like Peter Griffin
bruh
He's the same voice as Peter griffin
+TEAMXBOX 4 ot
duh
Nana Opoku because the voice of red is the voice of peter griffin,he made family guy
teds face at 0:36 😂😂😂
Chicks with dicks 🤣
Me when I see my brother's search history 0:36
"I just don't my law Singing Frozen Songs" :v :v :v
I can't fucking believe he was a rapper from the 90s
went by the name of Markey Mark
+Kripler I know his name was marky mark
When he dressed up as paddington😂😂😂
1:18 “hold me closer dr danza”
"Just 3 dollar, 3 dollar!!" that's my favorite!!!
3:43
Ted: sir I apologize for my 5 year old son
Jonny: I’m sorry, sorry sir Cookie Crisp in your bum bum I’m sorry
Ted: YAY!
Wow you make history come alive
Always gets me
Lmfao every time 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"and there goes our first impression
John: Bum bum
Ted: Let's all go to court
John: Bum Bum
Ted: Let's go make some law now
Ted: Yeah yeah yeah yeah
If this happened in real life I would be crying 3:44
The entire laptop scene needed to be included here.
3:05 me and my bro at cort
0:02 Jesus went straight to hell and left with the keys to the place. If that doesn't speak badass, I don't know what does.
OMG I WAS DYING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING! I’ve gotta see this movie.
The part with ted discarding the laptop seems like a family guy moment
I’m Sowwy
Sowwy Sir
Cookie Crisp in You Bum Bumzees
I’m Sowwy
“Sweet god and baby Jesus... and that’s at rest” XD OMFG
I'm halfway through and I gotta say if Liam Neeson doesn't make it I'm going to he super depressed
"You make history come alive." 😆
Where's the Trix scene?
"I won't forget what you've done for me today..."
1:48 😂😂😂😂
2:48 one of the many reasons why I never do drugs I drink alcohol just the other day I got buzzed after drinking brandy and a bottle of Coors I decided to go outside for a short time and I was running almost insanely fast
NOW THAT TEDDY BEAR TED LOOKS JUST LIKE PADDINGTON BEAR! 😄 0:58
I now just realize that ted sounds like Peter from family guy. 😂😂
Sometimes ya want to see a tongue going the other way. Lol!! Masterpiece.
“There’s So MUCH PORN!!”
"let's all go to court. Hey you lawyer guys. You don't know me and Johnny are watching you. While we're high"😂😂😂
“Objection!”
“O-Ver-Rule.”
Ted singing law and order is the funniest shit I've ever heard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There can be a case made for Ted 2 being better than the first one. 😆
Ted was incredible.
3:47 that made me laugh so hard that made me look like red angry bird
That law and order part was fking smooth asf i could listen to it again and again
I think I'm gonna get a migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes.
Wtf 50 shades of bear 😂😂😂😂
1:23 Killing Baby's
I have to admit, he is in a LOT of movies
You make history come to life
Ted 2 made my step dad, who likes no movies and laughs at nothing, fucking cry the entire time
Brilliant movie
I forgot how fukin wicked this movie is!