Ted 2 | Sam L. Jackson vs. the War on Drugs

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  • @spurslegacy
    @spurslegacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    “I’m gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes” had me laughing way too hard 😭😭

    • @joshblahnamehere2308
      @joshblahnamehere2308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LOL yup, me too!

    • @edgy_boi3455
      @edgy_boi3455 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That alone should’ve gave bro his rights💀

    • @abcdefgh6121
      @abcdefgh6121 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I didnt understand. Please explain. why would he have headache after sometime?

    • @robertmorley4506
      @robertmorley4506 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The best line in the scene...

    • @kirarixmm
      @kirarixmm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@abcdefgh6121Ted is being stressed out a lot of his situation right now, too much stress causes bad migraines

  • @king_jr7142
    @king_jr7142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8261

    Ted- “Have you seen any movie ever? He’s the black guy”😂

    • @chrisbellard2884
      @chrisbellard2884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Legendary quote of the decade

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Oh yeah. That’s the thing he says in the video we all just watched 😐

    • @MG-ok2bn
      @MG-ok2bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Don’t forget Morgan freeman he’s the other older black guy

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Accurate

    • @moralcoach717
      @moralcoach717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The wart over abuse or irony

  • @pmalone4
    @pmalone4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3971

    "Those aren't supposed to be out." I don't know why that line killed me so hard.

    • @nohomers100
      @nohomers100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It’s the only funny line in this entire clip. Everything else is typical macfarlane crap. Obvious pop culture references. I suspect that was an ad lib

    • @jeanlanes962
      @jeanlanes962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@nohomers100 "Here comes autism" "how Long has that Van been there" and literally every second Line is funny. Also maybe Look up the meaning of Pop culture reference, because there ist literally not a single Line of pcr.

    • @yami622
      @yami622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@jeanlanes962 well i think the Sam L. Jackson thing was a pcr.
      also the monopoly thing.
      but i agree that every second line was gold

    • @damondej
      @damondej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s from the Simpsons lol

    • @yami622
      @yami622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SimonWoodburyForget ohh, not sure in the US, but a lot of other countries still love to make new boardgames like Germany, Japan, and i think a few European countries?
      Not only that, but according to BetwayInsider (2020), there has been a spike of internet searches for boardgames, as well as sales.
      Most popular boardgames include Pandemic, Ludo, Battleships, Game of Life, and Monopoly. And that was just between Feb and March. The spike has since increased over the course of the pandemic.
      As for whether the younger kids recognize Monopoly, they very much do. Their parents do have Monopoly, or at least know of it. So it's more than likely that they play it together when the electricity goes out and they wanna have fun or whatever.
      It's more likely that the baby boomer generation wouldn't catch the reference than Millenials not getting it.

  • @game84cube
    @game84cube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6224

    Heh, the Monopoly stuff was pretty tightly written. "Lemme just drive around the block and I'll be back with $200."

    • @nohomers100
      @nohomers100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Yeah...the best part is when the lawyer explains the joke. that's always good comedy writing.

    • @anthonybelanger809
      @anthonybelanger809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      My family plays that if you land on GO you get $400. But that's okay because no one asked

    • @lasbrujazz
      @lasbrujazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Monopoly is borderline accurate to real-life!"

    • @pupechute
      @pupechute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@anthonybelanger809 That's because they know you always lose Monopoly, so they're trying to give you some sort of enjoyment in your childhood so you won't grow up hating society and blaming capitalism as every other kid has

    • @jamesbuckybarnes5673
      @jamesbuckybarnes5673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Let me be honest that's NOT what I thought about when Ted said that.

  • @shivasrinivasan80
    @shivasrinivasan80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3244

    I refuse to believe a 26 year old in the US in 2015 does not know Samuel L Jackson.

    • @fjb4932
      @fjb4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Shiva Srinivasan,
      And i refuse to believe college kids don't know that the State of New Mexico is Not in Mexico.
      So we're Both wrong ...

    • @supernovagirl5741
      @supernovagirl5741 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr is she a mong or what 😂

    • @M613M
      @M613M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I feel like Seth McFarlane thinks that Millenials are Gen Z kids

    • @wkcia
      @wkcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's a subtle indication that she's good for John. Lori in the first film had no conception of any popular culture. So this girl is enough like Lori to really hit it off with John, but she's much more laid back, which means she's better for him than Lori was.

    • @leebh8607
      @leebh8607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How about refuse to believe there is a talking teddy bear first?

  • @koda4247
    @koda4247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    Credit to her for being one of the only actors to actually pull the slide out of the bong during a "hit"

    • @Boredoutofmywits
      @Boredoutofmywits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      She knows what she's doing...

    • @adamatch9624
      @adamatch9624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She only did it once

    • @CT_Taylor
      @CT_Taylor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@adamatch9624 she didnt take a huge hit so yeah

    • @Grissbane
      @Grissbane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean.....you don't have to pull out the slide. Just make your bowl well packed and you can multi hit

    • @ellaevans7822
      @ellaevans7822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She ain't holding the carb 😅

  • @wayneburton8168
    @wayneburton8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    Seth McFarlane is a comic genius. The amount of laugh out loud moments in the 2 " Teds" is world class.

    • @wayneburton8168
      @wayneburton8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MortisSwe Is your mind so constipated that you can only describe humanity as left and right? Obviously a result of the increasing Blood vs Crips mentality of the intellect limiting two party US political system combined with the political slant of your 24 hour cable propaganda machines.

    • @TheCasualGamer13
      @TheCasualGamer13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MortisSweoh shut up

    • @davefred
      @davefred ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, your standard's are just very low

    • @RandomBebop
      @RandomBebop 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@davefredon skibidi?

    • @bl8388
      @bl8388 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@davefred Seth is a political a-hole, but his history of comedic writing is fantastic.

  • @tassodemo2316
    @tassodemo2316 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    “You any see any movie, ever? He’s the black guy” this had me rolling on the floor for like 5 minutes 😂

    • @Zack_1327
      @Zack_1327 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I pissed myself a little lol. Shit was hysterical the first time I saw it

    • @mitchellneuhoff9946
      @mitchellneuhoff9946 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he’s not is the black guy he is THE black guy The one guy you recognize that everyone else

    • @PortugalZeroworldcup
      @PortugalZeroworldcup ปีที่แล้ว

      Fair enough

    • @baxakk7374
      @baxakk7374 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope your floor was dirty lol

  • @AlbertaTrailCams
    @AlbertaTrailCams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "Driving around the block and I'll be back with 200 dollars" is both a monopoly joke and a great turning tricks joke

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If he were turning tricks, he would probably walk around the block, not drive. It's the John's that drive.

  • @s_iri5368
    @s_iri5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    "How long has that van been there" 😂 😂 I forgot how funny this movie is

    • @CONVERSE1991
      @CONVERSE1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’ve never seen this one

    • @sammythesuesarthouse
      @sammythesuesarthouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Missed most of the funny movies have you?

    • @EBK_iN_MY_DNA
      @EBK_iN_MY_DNA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CONVERSE1991 me either idk how I missed it 🤣

    • @kajzersoze8051
      @kajzersoze8051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm watching #1 and 2 tonight. I always assumed this was some kids movie.

    • @sammythesuesarthouse
      @sammythesuesarthouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kajzersoze8051 you havent missed much. Better off not watching them

  • @mercisaun
    @mercisaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6197

    Amanda Seyfried is so beautiful.

    • @3sgtepwnzr
      @3sgtepwnzr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      She’s like drawn by a Disney artist.

    • @avi_esports
      @avi_esports 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Yeah her eyes 😍

    • @bigchiefsmackaho387
      @bigchiefsmackaho387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@3sgtepwnzr For real, i expect tiny birds and deer to come out of nowhere whenever she points at something or speaks with any melody in her voice

    • @PJJ196
      @PJJ196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Is that the teddy bear?

    • @kddk4965
      @kddk4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I'm surprised no one replied on this saying "SIMP"

  • @jayrivers8478
    @jayrivers8478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I don't think 3:37 was scripted.. I think Amanda got legit shocked from Mark's scream, her reaction seemed so genuine and the additional "Oh shit.." was definitely cherry on top and most definitely not scripted lol.

    • @sidesaddleintobattle4984
      @sidesaddleintobattle4984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know the voice over after the scene, so that was not improvised 'oh shit'

    • @GeorgeTropicana
      @GeorgeTropicana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sidesaddleintobattle4984 yes, it was

    • @akkuk.a9176
      @akkuk.a9176 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened to him really , I don't know . I am deeply confuced

    • @touring65
      @touring65 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@akkuk.a9176 mans greened out

  • @UnluckyGambler
    @UnluckyGambler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    amanda seyfried is so beautiful. and great singing voice too. her red riding hood song is one of my favorites, can listen to that on repeat all day.

  • @techwatch1228
    @techwatch1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    I smoked this weed one time that made me so paranoid that I found myself sitting in the woods, watching ants use strategic maneuvers to try and attack my shoe laces. Sitting in the woods was the only way for me to calm the hell down lol.

    • @bastigraf942
      @bastigraf942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "Legalize it! An after-work beer is more harmful than weed!"
      -> Hides in the woods because an ant army attacks him after he smoked some weed

    • @supernovagirl5741
      @supernovagirl5741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I've had moments like this sober it's not a nice thing when your mind turns on you lol

    • @GamerBoy813
      @GamerBoy813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      watching ants use strategic maneuvers on the shoelaces is always a good time

    • @techwatch1228
      @techwatch1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GamerBoy813 Wait till the acid kicks in!

    • @rickr.a2806
      @rickr.a2806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@bastigraf942 Ok but if people found him and learned that he'd smoken weed, would you prefer him getting sent home/ to a therapist, or would you rather have him get arrested and have his life ruined over 1 bad trip.

  • @jamesteegardner2273
    @jamesteegardner2273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "I trust you completely!" That line really cracked me up!!

  • @2Sor2Fig
    @2Sor2Fig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    3:13 - As a stonner, her pause to make sure she finished the hit before fully responding is what sold this scene for me.

  • @AM-vy2pp
    @AM-vy2pp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    The fact that "the best in town" lawyer asks a talking teddy bear about his financial situation is genuinely hilarious. Shows the true nature of most lawyer$

    • @IbkAdelekan
      @IbkAdelekan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Or maybe people don't want to work for free???

    • @AM-vy2pp
      @AM-vy2pp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IbkAdelekan Yeah "people" dont share candies either!!!

    • @MrNarwhaI
      @MrNarwhaI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AM-vy2pp sheesh

    • @biggibbs4678
      @biggibbs4678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So they're just supposed to spend 10 years of their life in school out of the kindness of their heart?

    • @GhostInPajamas
      @GhostInPajamas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1. Ted is a celebrity so it wouldn’t be weird for him to have money
      2. Tf you expect, for lawyers to work for free?

  • @Kamala-4-President
    @Kamala-4-President 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    Girl friend: what you want me to do for your fantasy?
    Me: I want you to dress like a lawyer, be in your own lawyer office, sit sexy on your lawyer table, and do something stupid...

    • @kapnerad
      @kapnerad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well played.

    • @elemenopi4827
      @elemenopi4827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i don't get it. basically a lawyer cosplay right? whats with the "do something stupid"?

    • @a.h.s.3006
      @a.h.s.3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ​@@elemenopi4827 The thin line between sexy and super sexy is one unbelievable act a real lawyer would not generally do.

    • @Jack-hy5ju
      @Jack-hy5ju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@elemenopi4827 it's about him wanting her to look like Amanda in this scene....

    • @ngozijones5697
      @ngozijones5697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@a.h.s.3006 SPEAKING FACTS

  • @fizalex6612
    @fizalex6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    She definitely knew they were stoners and wanted the case so she ripped out the bong.
    Hilarious scene

    • @RendezvousWithRama
      @RendezvousWithRama 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Her uncle told her the client is a grown man talking to a teddy bear. Of course she had a bong ready.

  • @eaglesfan3k
    @eaglesfan3k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    Fun fact: Amanda Seyfried was originally cast to play Gamora in Guardians of the Galaxy but she turned it down!

    • @aanhidayat141
      @aanhidayat141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Really?? 😱😱

    • @User.A.M
      @User.A.M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Damn. She would've been lovely.

    • @pratikkumar5336
      @pratikkumar5336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      And she regrets now😂

    • @StarautPrime31
      @StarautPrime31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Lowkey glad cuz I like Zoe Saldana

    • @tomassoejakto
      @tomassoejakto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Seyfried was never an action actor.

  • @randomfriendooo132
    @randomfriendooo132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    Ted 3 will be perfect for post-Covid cinema, because we are all depressed and we need a funny movie to laugh at.

    • @justindixon1586
      @justindixon1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I would kill for a Ted 3

    • @game84cube
      @game84cube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @jim cart are you kidding? After all that bullshit, we almost NEED a new Ted to bring us back closer to actual fucking comedy.

    • @Water-ym3ew
      @Water-ym3ew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@game84cube actual comedy is very rare these days sadly

    • @rubbersoul9462
      @rubbersoul9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Impractical jokers helps

    • @shallows529
      @shallows529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The King's Man is pretty good.

  • @NahualliUoxtitla
    @NahualliUoxtitla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Amanda hit that bong like a damn pro
    Also the strain names are hilarious 😂 "Here Comes Autism", "How Long Has That Van Been There" and "Help Me Get Home" 😆

    • @MikeRiderOOO
      @MikeRiderOOO ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those weed names are way better than the real ones. I even tried out one that was just called “When will dad come back to get a pack of smokes?” It’s not bad in moderations though.

    • @capotegabriel
      @capotegabriel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Do not smoke weed.

  • @Kai.913
    @Kai.913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs in opening argument. 🤣

    • @mysteriousinformer3198
      @mysteriousinformer3198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we dont want to here those songs EVER again

    • @mysteriousinformer3198
      @mysteriousinformer3198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my kids in the future will not even here of that evil movie

    • @toddkes5890
      @toddkes5890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh let it go

    • @javierfavela2255
      @javierfavela2255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@toddkes5890 No no just no!😒

    • @realkk
      @realkk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought that was the funniest line

  • @LifeWithPaw
    @LifeWithPaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    People watching this like:
    - in bed
    - not in a full screen
    - reading comments

  • @theginger5245
    @theginger5245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I'm about to get a migraine in the parking lot in 20 minutes later lol

  • @malcolmharkins4091
    @malcolmharkins4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Is it only bothering me that when she hit the bong she doesn't close the door?

    • @jeromemartin3294
      @jeromemartin3294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The windows are shut too

    • @King_Stranger
      @King_Stranger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it's a movie. and it is now the year 2021. no one cares anymore

    • @joshrobbinsditto3055
      @joshrobbinsditto3055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She shouldn't have closed the door.. The guys should have, they were closer.

    • @markustullius4347
      @markustullius4347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joshrobbinsditto3055 yeah, but she could've asked them to close it.

    • @maximalsakerhet7930
      @maximalsakerhet7930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I noticed that as well and it did bother me. I always close the door even if I'm just doing regular stuff, who sits with the door to their office open when hitting a bong lol

  • @jeramahia123
    @jeramahia123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I see Amanda in a lot of crappy romances, and I've always felt like she was a meh.
    But here, I think she's absolutely gorgeous.

    • @mydearfather5086
      @mydearfather5086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You Gotta se mank.

    • @dreadmez
      @dreadmez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She is Meh. Its the lighting

    • @kaisarahmed6424
      @kaisarahmed6424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you think about "Dear john" ?

    • @JeffreyGillespie
      @JeffreyGillespie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m sure she’s ecstatic that you feel this way.

    • @gabbar51ngh
      @gabbar51ngh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They just kinda gave her roles where she was playing Lackey in most movies which is why she was supposed to be "Meh"
      A lot of actresses look "meh" out of the Spotlight.

  • @ignazioacerenza9881
    @ignazioacerenza9881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    I'm not into feet. Why is Amanda Seyfried bare foot on a desk making me into feet?
    I'm suing McFarlane for this.

    • @cookiebetts6341
      @cookiebetts6341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😐

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Yeah after seeing her bare feet on the desk like that I’m now Quentin Tarantino levels into feet

    • @colamity_5000
      @colamity_5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      agreed... this injustice will not stand.

    • @ignazioacerenza9881
      @ignazioacerenza9881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Liam Mahan tell me about the rabbits, george

    • @jeeshadow
      @jeeshadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It's the woman attached to those feet. Trust me, if they were detached feet laying on a desk, you'd be 30% less turned on.

  • @JoshuaYoung2
    @JoshuaYoung2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Actually she says she's 26. Isn't this your movie Universal Pictures? lol

    • @acadityac
      @acadityac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What do you mean?

    • @htctalker983
      @htctalker983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@acadityac read the description

    • @acadityac
      @acadityac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@htctalker983 ah, thanks

    • @JohnSmith-jj9jl
      @JohnSmith-jj9jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Must be an unpaid intern.

    • @puresoundasmr9998
      @puresoundasmr9998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Amanda Seyfried is 35 (almost 36) in real life.

  • @victorminea2005
    @victorminea2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I just don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs during the opening argument " LMAO

  • @mr.goldfarmer4883
    @mr.goldfarmer4883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Amanda's probably going to go down as one of the prettiest Hollywood actresses in history~
    Probably going to age well like Blythe Danner too

  • @DJ_Force
    @DJ_Force 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Mark Wahlberg is truly underrated! Great at action and comedy. I mean, he can't act his way out of a paper bag, but somehow it doesn't matter.

    • @robertiddon
      @robertiddon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I agree on the comedy, disagree on the acting, he can pull it off in the right situation. But totally underrated comedic actor

    • @goku8621
      @goku8621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He was great in The Departed

    • @DJ_Force
      @DJ_Force 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@robertiddon I guess what I mean is he is more like Sean Connory than Woody Harrelson. He is always Mark Wahlberg. You could pull his scenes out of Pain & Gain and put them in Transformers and the setting might throw you off, but it would still come across as the same character.
      Don't get me wrong, he is a pleasure to watch, but his acting range is somewhat limited.

    • @rockade2408
      @rockade2408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dude the wall scene is hilarious, i mean so funny

    • @Joseph-mw2rl
      @Joseph-mw2rl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His definitely not underrated. His house is a 5 million acre mansion

  • @keshavjha2641
    @keshavjha2641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Wish we had ted 3

  • @andyli4739
    @andyli4739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:12 She has the most beautiful way to say the f word and the most beautiful face to appear after the word

  • @owengraziano7288
    @owengraziano7288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I’m on the autism spectrum and the “Here Comes Autism” weed strain joke damn near made me piss myself laughing 😂😂😂😂

  • @AlexAminoff
    @AlexAminoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “Here comes autism” might be one of my favorite lines in this movie

    • @tonyg76
      @tonyg76 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One of the worst in my opinion.

  • @nightlordnorris4446
    @nightlordnorris4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Legend has it John is still trying to get those hard candies.

    • @gradel888
      @gradel888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the tootsie rolls

    • @bobsnow6242
      @bobsnow6242 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hahd candies

  • @ThePhyrexian
    @ThePhyrexian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:56 Me when I see a cute girl smoking weed in a party.

  • @Sai4651
    @Sai4651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I was watching this movie with my cousin and I asked him if he recognized the girl, he said no. I asked him if he's ever seen Mean Girls, he paused and his eyes went wide and had an "oh shit" moment.

  • @KIll_BoT300
    @KIll_BoT300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Love how they are supposed to be really hardcore stoners but they smoke the bong like it’s there first time or summin

    • @20the20
      @20the20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      theres a difference between being a hardcore stoner and being a sorta functioning member of society who smokes but still gets fucked up high every now and then

    • @z4rko292
      @z4rko292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@20the20 true

    • @jeffshackleford3152
      @jeffshackleford3152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not to mention that bong water is disgusting.

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most of the time they weren't even lifting up the bowl piece to properly inhale and clear the chamber, lol.

    • @godsu
      @godsu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jeffshackleford3152 You gotta drink the bong water wdym

  • @edenouellette3833
    @edenouellette3833 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Did anyone else realize that Samantha said she's 26, and John was 35 in the last film, which means they are like 10 years apart! I love small-age difference couples where the younger person is mature for their age, while the older person is a bit of a kid at heart ❤😂

    • @JaydenStorm888
      @JaydenStorm888 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She lied and shes in her 30s

    • @edenouellette3833
      @edenouellette3833 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JaydenStorm888 well either way, she's a HOT 30-something year old!

  • @TheHulkbuster13
    @TheHulkbuster13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    True Story: When I was 19, a friend of mine and I visited another friend nearby my place. After almost 2 hours blazing we left and I was more high than normal, to the point where I got a little paranoid, kept thinking that I would somehow walk into traffic and I asked my friend if we could hold hands to make sure I didn't step off the sidewalk.

  • @tassodemo2316
    @tassodemo2316 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was the first movie in a while I was able to sit down and genuinely enjoy without stopping to use my phone. Ted and Ted 2 are my favourite recent movies that I watched 😂

  • @stoytrivia1126
    @stoytrivia1126 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I own four houses on Baltic Avenue, I was thinking about just tearing them all down and building a hotel" Is the essence of comic genius. It's so hilarious because the whole premise is so absurd. 😂😂

  • @GreggR2020
    @GreggR2020 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That weed I smoked Last Week Called "Here Comes Autism" LMAO

  • @aerohard
    @aerohard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Love how her opening line is 100% Sam L Jackson.

  • @shubhendu1990
    @shubhendu1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just love ❤ how fast they sit with the conversation going!!

  • @jones1351
    @jones1351 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    '...help me get home...' 🤣😂🤪🤪 Those were the days.

  • @DJGamingSmash
    @DJGamingSmash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Having not seen the movie, I thought there was a Samuel L. Jackson cameo in this where he plays himself based on that title and they shortened his first name to "Sam" so the title could fit on a TH-cam search page... boy, was I wrong.

    • @pandoraparadox5941
      @pandoraparadox5941 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he comes in later though

    • @blairbrown4812
      @blairbrown4812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bet you don't regret clicking though, don't you?

    • @Voidapparate
      @Voidapparate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pandoraparadox5941 I think you mean Morgan Freeman.

    • @royk7712
      @royk7712 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Voidapparate its laurence fishburne

  • @paulliebler7660
    @paulliebler7660 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The hard candies though 😂😂😂😂

  • @jorgezarco9269
    @jorgezarco9269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Amanda Seyfried is a perfect specimen.

  • @itsbmeGaming
    @itsbmeGaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Reminds me of the strain I smoked last summer called Here Comes Autism". Jesus Christ that made me spit on myself.

  • @e_o7736
    @e_o7736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "how old r u?"
    good question make sure shes not underaged

  • @imhenriksen2553
    @imhenriksen2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    😂 never saw the weed coming

  • @sebaile
    @sebaile ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “That weed’s really good, reminds me of a strain I smoked last summer called ‘here comes autism’” is amazing lmao

  • @jonstepofficial5298
    @jonstepofficial5298 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:17 that is how I feel when I can't slow down on a vape pin 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    3:37 My daughter (6 then) had the entire theater cracking up cuz she couldn't stop laughing. She even got high-fived when it let out by a bunch of high school kids. She couldn't quit smiling all night.

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You let your 6 year old watch this/

    • @clevelandbci9562
      @clevelandbci9562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sonoftheway3528 Yeah. There were a couple details my idiot niece BS'ed me about, but overall it wasn't too damaging. My kids both are beyond their years when it comes to movies/fiction. There were parents walking out of Oz the Great and Powerful. I dont think my Berea even moved once. Old lady in front of us spent more time watching her facial expressions than the movie. Shoulda seen how hard she got the theater laughing when I jumped like a b***h at a part on The Shallows (shark movie I highly recommend).

    • @whirl1
      @whirl1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clevelandbci9562 you sound like a terrible person

    • @wrn_retro715
      @wrn_retro715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clevelandbci9562 Man of culture I see I too well let my kids see this when I have kids cause they need to know what real comedy is not the new crap we have nowadays

    • @supertrinigamer
      @supertrinigamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clevelandbci9562 Honestly the best way to raise your kids is not on cartoons. Worked well with me

  • @mc6608
    @mc6608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how he f*cking gets up randomly and goes to wall and goes “im having trouble over here” good stuff

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I smoked WAY too much as a 19 year old with my late best friend once while visiting a friend in Illinois. On the way home to Indy my equally F'ed up friend was cracking up for almost an hour straight. I couldn't figure it out cuz I was doing everything right. Not speeding, stopping at red lights etc. He told me to take the next exit so we could hit a McDonald's around 3am. I stopped in the parking lot and asked him WTF was so damn funny. He said it was my driving. I pointed out that I'd actually done a great job, didn't speed, and didn't blow one damn light. His reply:
    *"Dumbfuck, we were on the Interstate. There were no red lights. Your ass was just stopping!!!!"*
    23 years later and I still randomly bust out laughing picturing the ride from his POV.🤣🤣🤣🚦🚦🚦

    • @silentdogfart4892
      @silentdogfart4892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is gold! I've done just as bad when I was wasted🤣🤣🤣

    • @timothylou4303
      @timothylou4303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could somebody clarify this? Did the driver just park the car and assume they were driving in real life?

    • @clevelandbci9562
      @clevelandbci9562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@timothylou4303 I stopped 10+ (MINIMUM) times for traffic lights that didn't exist because there are none on American interstates. It was a 300 mile (500km) straight shot home. I was that messed up. Thankfully the time and weather were on my side and I wasn't pulled over.

    • @silentdogfart4892
      @silentdogfart4892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timothylou4303 I'd say yep! Just randomly stopped on the interstate at imaginary red lights then drove off again

    • @leetommerson639
      @leetommerson639 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened to your best friend?

  • @jamessplane7929
    @jamessplane7929 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I find it interesting how the moment when the lawyer pulls out a bong while working, which would be a huge red flag for almost anybody, is the moment when Ted and John decide to trust her.

  • @taborgoth
    @taborgoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Amanda Seyfried is so good in every movie, for sure!

  • @grfusion
    @grfusion 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Congrats to the film director who gave us such a good perspcective !! HAIL TO YOU! SALUT

    • @xs0528
      @xs0528 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Salut!

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the treats on the desk bit. Pure power move haha

  • @lucian288
    @lucian288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:15 love the old man tired stretching "hey how are ya"

  • @WebHead1996-1
    @WebHead1996-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "That weed is really good, it reminds me of the strain I smoked last time called here comes autism" I'm fucking dead 😂

  • @shanenolan085
    @shanenolan085 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Dont let the ghosts get me..." he was HIGH AS A PHUCKING KITE 🪁🪁🪁 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹

  • @bugattieb110ss
    @bugattieb110ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm going to have a massive migraine in the car park in about 20 minutes!!! Brilliant!

  • @mohammedmunawar4038
    @mohammedmunawar4038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''I just don't want my lawyer to sing frozen songs'' 😂😂😂🤣

  • @AlphaThorsten
    @AlphaThorsten ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:28 I’ll always remember that joke from this movie’s trailers.

    • @KokoGogo1728
      @KokoGogo1728 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Have you ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy."

  • @LiftUpYourEyes
    @LiftUpYourEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    barefoot on the table smoking pot, its like the most beautiful thing i've ever seen.

  • @blade7phosphorus696
    @blade7phosphorus696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The names for the weed in this movie are top tier.

  • @Mohico-San
    @Mohico-San 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how they both sat down after seeing Sam smoking Marijuana.

  • @silentblackhole
    @silentblackhole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    26* years old. She says it in the video. Watched it?

  • @Willverinerage
    @Willverinerage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm about to have a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 min" LMAO

  • @Mohammed-bx7ru
    @Mohammed-bx7ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I wouldn't mind having a lawyer this hot even if I risk loosing the case

  • @bessiebess3193
    @bessiebess3193 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Amanda Seyfried breaking character at 3:38 is cute and funny

  • @jayquinn9157
    @jayquinn9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    For the love of GOD we need Ted 3!!

  • @ChaseAndRaven
    @ChaseAndRaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ted 3, we need it!

  • @dabaruknemuhar1981
    @dabaruknemuhar1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how she's a stoner but also a pretty educated lawyer.

  • @savatsan
    @savatsan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 3:31 end then again a few second later when the car honks you can see Amanda barely holding in here laugh :D

  • @DownButNotOutYet
    @DownButNotOutYet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rule 1 : You can always have more but can never give it back, pace yourself.

  • @simonphoenix3789
    @simonphoenix3789 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You kidding me? Lawyers would be falling over themselves to take this case pro bono. It would be a landmark case that would make the lawyer famous.

  • @brianleonellgomez8004
    @brianleonellgomez8004 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gollum + Elsa = Amanda Seyfried 😉👌🏻

  • @jmorlar2852
    @jmorlar2852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Have you seen any movie ever? He’s the black guy”
    I couldn't have it said any better

  • @dhaqabk4022
    @dhaqabk4022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First thought when I saw the caption “Have u seen any movie ever, he’s the black guy.”

  • @bl3343
    @bl3343 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The funniest thing about the hard candies is that's like maybe $1 worth of candy he's not willing to share with them.

  • @zqazi1986able
    @zqazi1986able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just don’t want my Lawyer singing Frozen songs. 🤣

  • @oncheemmanuel5349
    @oncheemmanuel5349 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honk: please don't let the ghost get me, gat me rolling on the floor.😂

  • @tenthousandfists
    @tenthousandfists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:38 she almost lost it 😂

  • @GinaSanchez_
    @GinaSanchez_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I just don't want my lawyer singing Frozen songs during opening arguments"
    😂

  • @Greenman422
    @Greenman422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    After almost 20 years of getting high i can say this is the most unrealistic depiction of people being high ive ever seen. Nevermind the talking teddy bear.

    • @ghulamdastgir9644
      @ghulamdastgir9644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The talking teddy bear was probably a clue that this wasn't realistic. Though the lawyer smoking pot wasn't too far from the truth given most of them are clueless.

    • @stallschula5431
      @stallschula5431 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow congrats stoner for pointing out the obvious.

    • @jamielehman4934
      @jamielehman4934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nuh uh! How Mark acts is exactly how I get when I smoke pot. I think everyone is talking about me and I wanna go home but I don't want anyone to see me leave, so I start considering crawling out the window. I smoke but once or twice a year lol

    • @jackbrady9738
      @jackbrady9738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely can induce panic attacks

    • @boythee4193
      @boythee4193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THERE WAS A TALKING TEDDY BEAR?

  • @jeevank5027
    @jeevank5027 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Amanda seyfried the most beautiful girl I've ever seen till now , her performance is like only she can play the role , her skintone voice ,singing is melodious than anything, her expressions are mesmerizing

    • @xs0528
      @xs0528 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “Skintone voice?”

    • @jeevank5027
      @jeevank5027 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @xs0528 her voice , her voice and singing

    • @xs0528
      @xs0528 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jeevank5027 Oh, ya.

  • @storiesofbike
    @storiesofbike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    So weird watching people shake hands nowadays. 2:12 They should put a warning up front so I'm not distracted by the urge to grab smother myself in hand sanitizer when it happens.

    • @kingsavage3458
      @kingsavage3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol you don’t shake ppls hands?

    • @storiesofbike
      @storiesofbike 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingsavage3458 During a pandemic, I generally try to avoid it.

  • @greenmask111893
    @greenmask111893 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:24 😂😂😂😂 I'm done!

  • @EX027
    @EX027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Everybody comment for a Ted 3 maybe if we get enough the producers will notice because this is mainstream uploaded

  • @flyingnorseman
    @flyingnorseman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reminds me of my first trip to Amsterdam. Red eye flight, cant check in to hotel and run across "the real thing" bud in some coffee shop. Have a little session and boom, Im lost in a foreign city high as hell.

    • @alpcelebi4759
      @alpcelebi4759 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amsterdam is perfect to smoke and get lost in!

  • @toddconley3245
    @toddconley3245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just watched the episode of Black Mirror with the first gentleman behind the desk. Odd timing.

  • @TechInspected
    @TechInspected ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see Amanda Seyfried, I click.

  • @Evilfob
    @Evilfob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man universal.. you be uploading

  • @kingkongchief1177
    @kingkongchief1177 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amanda Seyfried has one of the prettiest eyes omg.