Lollll, I just searched „moving to Australia“ and this was the first video that came up… I was prepared for a serious video man 😂😂 With the cafes I was like 🧐 that man really dislike cafes but ok 🤷♀️ but then I caught the vibe, thanks 🤣
@@podiapod888 oh you poor thing. I find the best way to stop that is to come up with imaginary friends with far more interesting ailments. Or in my case just be disgustingly healthy. Either works a treat. 🙂
It's worse than you think! I know a bloke from the UK who moved out here to the Great Southern Land, got a really good paying job, saved his money and started a very successful business. So successful that after a while he began to worry about what he would do if the business began to fail! Yet, year in and year out, the business just kept getting stronger and more lucrative. This just made him worry even more. So much so that soon he didn't have the time to worry AND to make millions of dollars each year! Luckily, some one gave him the drum about a business consultancy firm that solved problems like that. And they did! In no time flat, they recruited a bloke who did all of the worrying for him! Now he spend every Wednesday playing golf with all of the doctors in town. Happy days!
My family and I are working towards moving from the uk to Australia, looking for some good advice and encouragement on the TH-cam and now this video, I am happy to see your comments ❤
Wow, I was actually thinking about moving but now you’ve convinced me not to go. Really eye opening and informative video, thank you for the heads up about this awful country
A comparison video popped up on my feed the other day, and apparently Australia is the only country in the world that has more US citizens coming into it, than it's citizens emigrating to the US. Keep trying to tell it like it is.
I am Illustrator and digital artist with 10 years of experience from India, migrated to Australia with Skilled occpational List visa, More than a year and still I did not get the job of my field, working as a Laborer here. I am just surviving here with almost no saving. surviving with Housing crises, job crises, digressed, lost and broken by putting all my savings in migration, Taxes are too high, taxes are going to Support system of Australia where gov. supports the aged and disabled, on the name of disables psychopaths' are taking these benefits, it feels like a Skilled migrants come to Australia, doing the labor job paying the high taxes and feeding the young child of someone else . :( This was the worst decision of my life, moving to Australia Ruined my life. :(
😂nice one, mate. People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. That's bullshit. If you can be sarcastic with a straight face. That's skill. And you are well and truly an aussie. Cheers, brother. 👍🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🕷🐍🦈🐨🐊🦎👍🌴
I live in Australia and it has been ranked number 1 in the world this year for healthcare and has one of the lowest taxes in the world. Also China manufacturers the most cars in the world (a 3rd of all cars made in the world), and they are all high quality. I've had the same car for 14 years which is double the warranty and have not ran into any issues. If you can't go camping you seriously have to go touch some grass 💀. Just because you want to live in a certain location doesn't mean other people can't want to live there aswell. My house has been standing for 100+ years and has not even been damaged once. Are you alright? You can literally choose to build your house out of metal or wood... and the houses in Australia are bigger than the ones in the UK and they are nicer. A pool in Australia can be used during most of the year since it's hot all the time (25-30°). No one forces you to apply sunscreen and wear protective cothing, they just recommend it because the ozone layer in Australia is thinner due to countries like America and the UK producing too much greenhouse gasses. We might have some high bills but we have really good wages (unless you work for the garbage collectors). Ever heard of solar panels? They can save you heaps on your bills. There's heaps of others supermarkets, just open your eyes. All of the supermarkets have practically everything you need and have other stores around them, for example brickworks in South Australia. You know drop bears are a mythical creature right? They're literally just friendly koalas 🤦. You have so many complaints about Australia yet you still live here.. Why don't you just pack up and leave? We don't want entitled people like you here..
Yeah Australian coffee fan here. I live in a large city in Germany and the first thing I did on moving here was try to find good coffee. The situation has improved over the 6 years I have been here but you still have to really search to find coffee of the standard you would get in just about any coffee shop in Australia. France, Austria and Switzerland are similar. I travelled through Italy for 6 weeks and I would say Australian coffee is actually close.
Yeah interesting observation and correlation as Aussie coffee culture was pretty much kick started by its large population of Italian immigrants who came over in the 1950’s and 60s.
In Australia, life is full of taxes, bills,fines and penalties. The government ,council, police, lack empathy , and compassion . Australia is no longer the lucky country. The life style is boring. Pay your taxes and everything will be fine. On top of that , do as your told or else they will take you to court to pay a hefty fine.
The only people that think Australia is great are ones who have never traveled anywhere or people who have moved here from shitholes like England. The place is expensive, very strict, over regulated and quite frankly boring
I’m glad you understood this is an ironic video actually highlighting Australia’s benefits - I’m so embarrassed by most of the 🇦🇺 commenters, they got no bloody clue 😂😆😂
About time someone stopped the surge of fun lovin immigrants, taking happy photos, cuddling the wild life and enjoying the sun. Worst of all, they just want to work more than 4 days a week, actually work when their at work, and dont take any sick days or any of our 15 public holidays. Just terrible, thanks for bringing this to their attention.
There is only one thing that puts me off Australia now and thats leaving parents behind. At some point we will need to look after them and will want to spend as much time with them as possible. The Visa system and cost of flights makes this fairly impossible 😞
If you're close to your parents don't emigrate because you'll regret losing that time with them before they die. I've met people thar have regretted it.
They regret it because they missed out the opportunity of a lifetime in 1788... A free holiday provide a courtesy of British government, free board, free food, the whole country to themselves, no pollution, an adventure Holiday in a foreign land... you get to experience what it was like being a convict in Australia... as much work as you can handle... And the opportunity to stakeout your own block of land! Bummer! No wonder they regret coming now!
😂😂😂😂 By the time you got to the drop bears and hoop snakes, I was curled up on the couch in laughter! Well done, mate! Bonus points for subverting the 'whinging pom' genre, too!
I came to australia 27 years ago got citizenship soon as i could Its a fantastic place to live if you want to do well its easy yea we pay tax Our health system is best in the world I dont think you have traveled much but the best thing you could do is pack urr bags and go home a winger You can live where you want
😆😂😆 I don’t know what’s funnier, the idiots in the comments that have absolutely no idea of the ironic video, or the brilliance of the video maker, sometimes I feel so alone 🤣
Ross, you forgot to mention, the inconvenience of having a separate toilet to the bathroom, way to much cleaning to be done. Also the terrible issue of being treated equally, It's just not right, that people are equal to each-other. And the hassle of paid maternity leave, for both parents. Who wants to take time off when having a new born baby & God forbid you get paid for it. Cheers Ross & family.
Ross, you really crack me up (put cafes where they're convenient) 🤣🤣🤣 Yep, you're one of us now mate 😁. Keep up the great work, oh and keep the sarcasm going mate 😂😂😂 But hey, back off on Perth, it's a great place, coz us West Aussies luv it 😜 You just stick to mega expensive QLD mate lol 😜
You have a lovely family mate. I have followed your journey. Courage stepping into the unknown. Big choices. Good on ya. If you ever need accommodation in Adelaide look me up. Happy to help out. Cheers!! 😊
To be honest Australia is still an empty land considering. But do you think making each big cities says no to new people and has their own population quota every year will help new immigrants to move to empty areas, develop them into wonderful town and sustain them? I think that will work. Edit: i was reading about solarpunk cities recently and thought Australia bush could be a good place to implement this.
Love the coffee here, but yeah it's a rip off. Yes, we are taxed out of existence!!! But, went snorkeling today in the heat 5 minutes from home so can't complain about that.😂🦈
LOL, Sounds like you picked up the Ozzie sense of sarcasm Ross! Well done mate, it's only taken you 3 years! Cracker Video this week! You'll have to move to Sydney...no bloody Cabanna 'things' here buddy...you'll feel more at home!
Everytime I think of moving to Australia, I remember the wild, exotic animal video that show up uninvited to restaurants and people's front yards and backyards
Im still moving to Australia, I don't even drink coffee. America genuinely sucks, I shouldnt have to fear for my safety because some nut jobs want to shoot up places, I have friends in Australia so I don't think I'll be all that alone. Despite the deadly animals, bugs, and the heat, at least i wouldn't have to worry about snow because I fuckin hate the snow. I'm doing as much research as I can to prepare myself, I still have personal issues that need to be resolved before I make the big move.
An excellent tongue in cheek video, I bet those outside of OZ will somehow take it the wrong way, who cares, it might stop half the world turning up this year, the east coast of OZ is full, lets get them to head to WA if they want to move here, they need more people over there, about twenty turned up last week, in a boat, very strange, must have been a shortage of airline tickets available.
I’m convinced. I’ll never move to Australia. Oh shit I was born here. Oh well at least I can complain that the water in my pool is too warm. Bloody Australia.
Been great swimming weather here in Brisbane... Yes the water is almost too warm .... But we have a 1970s specs pool - deep - so the temperature is ok 😂
I work 20k's from home yet it costs me $300 a week just to get to work with the price of tolls and petrol,let that sink it,oh and did i mention we can get fined for breathing?Aussie goverments say were in a financial crisis yet From tobacco and alcohol alone the Australian government is making trillions each year, Australia is the biggest GAS exporter in the world,Has the strongest economy in the world, is this the government's way of saying thank you? A dodgy fallen-apart granny flat in western Sydney almost an hour away from civilization will cost you $700.000, A Pack of 25 Winfield Blue cigarettes will set you back $52.95 like what the fuck i drove past a BP Servo unleaded was $2.50 that same afternoon I drove past a Metro servo petrol was $1.76? comparing how people live in other countries I'm not surprised Australia is gonna end up without grandchildren.
Love and hugs right back atcha, from Western Australia. Very nice seeing an African watching us from afar lol. Come on over for a visit sometime hon 🦘🐨🌊🇭🇲😁
Sorry but you're comparing the UK to Australia - Australia is better by far. But Australia compared to Asia for things like cost of living, i'm not sure i'm seeing your point. Australia now is DAMN expensive if you want to buy a place and live there. 'Oh but you want to live in Bondi' no I want to afford something in i.e. Sydney where; you know, everyone I know is from, parents are from and work is - but I can't. You sold your house in the UK and made it over; you're at an advantage already.
I was born here, and I thought I loved this country, but your presentation made so much sense. It really hit home to me how much I actually hate this place. Well, that's it for me, bye everyone, I'm off to go hitchhiking overseas. I don't know where I'll end up - but it'll definitely be better than this dump.
I was like wait a minute i followed you because of the positive vibes Australia has but i forgot about that bang on sarcasm i love so much. Ill be there soon with a bakery/cafe and a culinary academy:) see you soon mates ;)
For a moment I wondered what had happened for you to turn against Australia. Started cracking up from your first reason. 😂😂😂 This is such a terrible place, isn't it 😂
Hey That Johnston Life , really nice video ! I was wondering if I could help you with more Quality Editing in your videos and also make a highly engaging Thumbnail which will help your videos to reach to a wider audience ?
thinking of going here or to Dubai...the High cost of everything really is the main thing for me, especially how early shopping centers close. 6pm? goodness! and the creepy crawlers! hell no! thank you for the enlightenment.
I've Seen The Light Brother! I am now looking elsewhere to retire! Oh who am I kidding, the only place that I can retire to is right here where I have been for 37.5 years!😩
The smartest thing that should be on everyone's mind right now should be to invest in different streams of income that are not dependent on the government. Especially with the current economic crisis around the world. This is still a good time to invest in gold, silver, and digital currencies (BTC ETH...).
Well explained. Thank you for bringing up this video. Financial education is indeed required for more than 70% of society in the country as very few are literate on the subject, thanks to Mrs Charlotte Walsh the lady you ones recommended
Wow.. I know her too she is a licensed broker and a FINRA agent she is popular in US and Canada she is really amazing woman with good skills and experience
For me, Australia is a great place to start living abroad. Of course, we may stay in Australia temporarily to prepare and gain experience. For me, Australia is suitable for experiencing.
After watching this video, I am glad that I moved to Canada instead of Australia after living in the UK for 15 years as an immigrant. I wanted to move to Australia in the late 90's after my graduation.
Lollll, I just searched „moving to Australia“ and this was the first video that came up… I was prepared for a serious video man 😂😂 With the cafes I was like 🧐 that man really dislike cafes but ok 🤷♀️ but then I caught the vibe, thanks 🤣
Sounds like the typical sarcastic Aussie yob. Well done Assimilating Ross😂
Sarcasm is deeply rooted in British culture also.
@@Imperial-GB
That's exactly where the Aussies
got it from.
It's funny, the Americans just don't get sarc.
Australia gives me anxiety and depression because life is so mundane and peaceful, I’m lacking things to stress and worry about.
I often say I’m fine which is annoying cos I like a good moan. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@dianacasey6002 that explains why I know all my neighbours’ medical history
@@podiapod888 oh you poor thing. I find the best way to stop that is to come up with imaginary friends with far more interesting ailments. Or in my case just be disgustingly healthy. Either works a treat. 🙂
But that won't stop you will it...
It's worse than you think! I know a bloke from the UK who moved out here to the Great Southern Land, got a really good paying job, saved his money and started a very successful business. So successful that after a while he began to worry about what he would do if the business began to fail!
Yet, year in and year out, the business just kept getting stronger and more lucrative. This just made him worry even more. So much so that soon he didn't have the time to worry AND to make millions of dollars each year! Luckily, some one gave him the drum about a business consultancy firm that solved problems like that. And they did! In no time flat, they recruited a bloke who did all of the worrying for him! Now he spend every Wednesday playing golf with all of the doctors in town. Happy days!
I don't know how you can speak so clearly with your tongue so firmly in cheek.
You were most certainly MEANT to be here. Well done. (I love there will be people that don't get this)
Good one Ross! 😂 I'm actually teaching sarcasm to my form 3s next week, might use part of your video as my set induction.
I’m moving to Australia. I don’t care if the coffee is shit , mate.
McCafee makes a good filtered Coffee
isnt the coffee in aus th best in the world haha
i drink Nescafe instant coffee, I think anything else is a step up lmao
I am here for 8 years don't listen to the white haired dude
Success is everywhere
This pommy flop is just talking out of his arse, Melbourne coffee is literally known as one of the best.
Bugger, I have lived here all my life and didn’t realise it was so bad. Too old to shift now!!!
Me too
Lol!! This had me rolling. Such a legend. Such a funny guy. Youre awesome. 👏🙌😂
Glad you enjoyed it
Only fools can enjoy your accent and your negativity@@ThatJohnstonLife
Great job Ross
Love it!
very informative and hilarious 😂
Shit Ross, I've been here over 50yrs and never knew it was this bad, I'm going to ring the government and get my 10quid back.
Ask for interest too
I hAvE bEeN hERe foR 30 yrs and I cAnNot eVeN SpELL mY owN nAmE
10 quid i came here for Free and a Commonwealth car to pick me up at the Airport
My family and I are working towards moving from the uk to Australia, looking for some good advice and encouragement on the TH-cam and now this video, I am happy to see your comments ❤
Naturally subscribed to this channel for goood advice
😆🤣
Wow, I was actually thinking about moving but now you’ve convinced me not to go. Really eye opening and informative video, thank you for the heads up about this awful country
Glad it was helpful!
Priceless, Ross you have been living here to long...U can almost call yourself an Aussie... love the sarcasm
You may be jesting, but affordable housing really is a major issue in Australia. I have Australian citizenship but won't go back.
I’m moved from England, it’s way easier to get a good house in Australia?? Stay in the shithole uk pls
Thanks for this vid I'm leaving this country as fast as I can.
This video was so good, even Jesus made an appearance!
Good onya mate!
Awesome Video Ross
A comparison video popped up on my feed the other day, and apparently Australia is the only country in the world that has more US citizens coming into it, than it's citizens emigrating to the US.
Keep trying to tell it like it is.
I am Illustrator and digital artist with 10 years of experience from India, migrated to Australia with Skilled occpational List visa, More than a year and still I did not get the job of my field, working as a Laborer here.
I am just surviving here with almost no saving.
surviving with Housing crises, job crises, digressed, lost and broken by putting all my savings in migration,
Taxes are too high, taxes are going to Support system of Australia where gov. supports the aged and disabled, on the name of disables psychopaths' are taking these benefits, it feels like a Skilled migrants come to Australia, doing the labor job paying the high taxes and feeding the young child of someone else . :(
This was the worst decision of my life, moving to Australia Ruined my life. :(
😂nice one, mate. People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. That's bullshit. If you can be sarcastic with a straight face. That's skill. And you are well and truly an aussie. Cheers, brother. 👍🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🕷🐍🦈🐨🐊🦎👍🌴
I live in Australia and it has been ranked number 1 in the world this year for healthcare and has one of the lowest taxes in the world. Also China manufacturers the most cars in the world (a 3rd of all cars made in the world), and they are all high quality. I've had the same car for 14 years which is double the warranty and have not ran into any issues. If you can't go camping you seriously have to go touch some grass 💀. Just because you want to live in a certain location doesn't mean other people can't want to live there aswell. My house has been standing for 100+ years and has not even been damaged once. Are you alright? You can literally choose to build your house out of metal or wood... and the houses in Australia are bigger than the ones in the UK and they are nicer. A pool in Australia can be used during most of the year since it's hot all the time (25-30°). No one forces you to apply sunscreen and wear protective cothing, they just recommend it because the ozone layer in Australia is thinner due to countries like America and the UK producing too much greenhouse gasses. We might have some high bills but we have really good wages (unless you work for the garbage collectors). Ever heard of solar panels? They can save you heaps on your bills. There's heaps of others supermarkets, just open your eyes. All of the supermarkets have practically everything you need and have other stores around them, for example brickworks in South Australia. You know drop bears are a mythical creature right? They're literally just friendly koalas 🤦. You have so many complaints about Australia yet you still live here.. Why don't you just pack up and leave? We don't want entitled people like you here..
Please read this if you are looking to go to Australia ^^
😂❤you’re the best!! I’m a teacher also looking into moving there before next year. I really appreciate your advice and the info!!!
Happy to help!
Yeah Australian coffee fan here. I live in a large city in Germany and the first thing I did on moving here was try to find good coffee. The situation has improved over the 6 years I have been here but you still have to really search to find coffee of the standard you would get in just about any coffee shop in Australia. France, Austria and Switzerland are similar. I travelled through Italy for 6 weeks and I would say Australian coffee is actually close.
Well it was good (and still is) until Starbucks dropped in for a coffee.
Yeah interesting observation and correlation as Aussie coffee culture was pretty much kick started by its large population of Italian immigrants who came over in the 1950’s and 60s.
Only Starbucks has good coffee in Germany
In Australia, life is full of taxes, bills,fines and penalties. The government ,council, police, lack empathy , and compassion . Australia is no longer the lucky country. The life style is boring. Pay your taxes and everything will be fine. On top of that , do as your told or else they will take you to court to pay a hefty fine.
you sound like an absolute joy
That sounds like a country that well managed.... we dont want a lawless community do we?
The only people that think Australia is great are ones who have never traveled anywhere or people who have moved here from shitholes like England. The place is expensive, very strict, over regulated and quite frankly boring
im so confused..... i cant tell the difference between his sarcasm or being serious.
I’m glad you understood this is an ironic video actually highlighting Australia’s benefits - I’m so embarrassed by most of the 🇦🇺 commenters, they got no bloody clue 😂😆😂
About time someone stopped the surge of fun lovin immigrants, taking happy photos, cuddling the wild life and enjoying the sun. Worst of all, they just want to work more than 4 days a week, actually work when their at work, and dont take any sick days or any of our 15 public holidays. Just terrible, thanks for bringing this to their attention.
There is only one thing that puts me off Australia now and thats leaving parents behind. At some point we will need to look after them and will want to spend as much time with them as possible. The Visa system and cost of flights makes this fairly impossible 😞
If you're close to your parents don't emigrate because you'll regret losing that time with them before they die. I've met people thar have regretted it.
So what happened to moving back to the UK to be close to family for your kids?
His family are in Australia?
Do you recommend any visa agents coming from the UK
Always True Blue Migration Services
They regret it because they missed out the opportunity of a lifetime in 1788... A free holiday provide a courtesy of British government, free board, free food, the whole country to themselves, no pollution, an adventure Holiday in a foreign land... you get to experience what it was like being a convict in Australia... as much work as you can handle... And the opportunity to stakeout your own block of land! Bummer! No wonder they regret coming now!
😂😂😂
And if all else fails then go bush..
😂😂😂😂 By the time you got to the drop bears and hoop snakes, I was curled up on the couch in laughter! Well done, mate! Bonus points for subverting the 'whinging pom' genre, too!
Hilarious. I was almost worried about you for a second 😅
When I saw the title I was going to say Pommy whinged, then I watched the video. Being a PomAussie myself, I love the humour. Well done.
I love the sound of rain on a tin roof. It’s soothing 🇦🇺
That’s a LOT of trash on the ground at Surfers Paradise 5:16. Is the beach just as polluted? Nobody cares to pick up any of that?
I came to australia 27 years ago got citizenship soon as i could
Its a fantastic place to live if you want to do well its easy yea we pay tax
Our health system is best in the world
I dont think you have traveled much but the best thing you could do is pack urr bags and go home a winger
You can live where you want
Ummm....it was tongue in cheek 😜🤣
I was born in Aus. I always told my mother I was born in the wrong country.
😆😂
😆😂😆 I don’t know what’s funnier, the idiots in the comments that have absolutely no idea of the ironic video, or the brilliance of the video maker, sometimes I feel so alone 🤣
Fantastic..had a lot of fun too😂
If someone doesn't get that this video is a joke, they probably won't fit in very well in aus lol
May I know why you are still in Australia ? if u don’t like Australia , just curious
Ross, you forgot to mention, the inconvenience of having a separate toilet to the bathroom, way to much cleaning to be done. Also the terrible issue of being treated equally, It's just not right, that people are equal to each-other. And the hassle of paid maternity leave, for both parents. Who wants to take time off when having a new born baby & God forbid you get paid for it. Cheers Ross & family.
You're right. I'd rather go to work
Ross, you really crack me up (put cafes where they're convenient) 🤣🤣🤣
Yep, you're one of us now mate 😁. Keep up the great work, oh and keep the sarcasm going mate 😂😂😂 But hey, back off on Perth, it's a great place, coz us West Aussies luv it 😜 You just stick to mega expensive QLD mate lol 😜
We need more videos like this one--something revealing even the cons of moving to Australia. It's not all about pros for sure.
You have a lovely family mate. I have followed your journey. Courage stepping into the unknown. Big choices. Good on ya. If you ever need accommodation in Adelaide look me up. Happy to help out. Cheers!! 😊
nice one!!! excellent
Thank you! Cheers!
Listen to Ross!!! Australia is HORRIBLE. Please DON'T come here . We are full 😜🙃
And there's many dangerous creatures. Land sea and air. Not safe at all.
hey! thats not how you spell "fuck off we're full!"
Nice try, but the borders are open and staying open.
Except Tassie. That place could use a couple million more so you can get a decent coffee.
To be honest Australia is still an empty land considering. But do you think making each big cities says no to new people and has their own population quota every year will help new immigrants to move to empty areas, develop them into wonderful town and sustain them? I think that will work.
Edit: i was reading about solarpunk cities recently and thought Australia bush could be a good place to implement this.
Love the coffee here, but yeah it's a rip off.
Yes, we are taxed out of existence!!!
But, went snorkeling today in the heat 5 minutes from home so can't complain about that.😂🦈
LOL, Sounds like you picked up the Ozzie sense of sarcasm Ross! Well done mate, it's only taken you 3 years! Cracker Video this week! You'll have to move to Sydney...no bloody Cabanna 'things' here buddy...you'll feel more at home!
Brits are famously a sarcastic nation
9:45 the big head struggle is real (cries in i only have a couple hats i can wear)
Everytime I think of moving to Australia, I remember the wild, exotic animal video that show up uninvited to restaurants and people's front yards and backyards
i mean depends where you live. im in melbourne and never really had to many animals problems (just alotta possums) and thats bout it ig
sooo,,, preferring to keep it to yourself are we?
Im still moving to Australia, I don't even drink coffee.
America genuinely sucks, I shouldnt have to fear for my safety because some nut jobs want to shoot up places, I have friends in Australia so I don't think I'll be all that alone.
Despite the deadly animals, bugs, and the heat, at least i wouldn't have to worry about snow because I fuckin hate the snow.
I'm doing as much research as I can to prepare myself, I still have personal issues that need to be resolved before I make the big move.
Booked my one way flight yesterday🕺
Is perth really that bad idk man I wanna move there cheaper as far as ik
An excellent tongue in cheek video, I bet those outside of OZ will somehow take it the wrong way, who cares, it might stop half the world turning up this year, the east coast of OZ is full, lets get them to head to WA if they want to move here, they need more people over there, about twenty turned up last week, in a boat, very strange, must have been a shortage of airline tickets available.
great humor good info thx
🤣 great video!
You remind me of Chris Broad (Abroad in Japan) who moved from the UK to Japan. :D
I’m convinced. I’ll never move to Australia. Oh shit I was born here. Oh well at least I can complain that the water in my pool is too warm. Bloody Australia.
Been great swimming weather here in Brisbane... Yes the water is almost too warm .... But we have a 1970s specs pool - deep - so the temperature is ok 😂
I work 20k's from home yet it costs me $300 a week just to get to work with the price of tolls and petrol,let that sink it,oh and did i mention we can get fined for breathing?Aussie goverments say were in a financial crisis yet From tobacco and alcohol alone the Australian government is making trillions each year, Australia is the biggest GAS exporter in the world,Has the strongest economy in the world, is this the government's way of saying thank you? A dodgy fallen-apart granny flat in western Sydney almost an hour away from civilization will cost you $700.000, A Pack of 25 Winfield Blue cigarettes will set you back $52.95 like what the fuck i drove past a BP Servo unleaded was $2.50 that same afternoon I drove past a Metro servo petrol was $1.76? comparing how people live in other countries I'm not surprised Australia is gonna end up without grandchildren.
Good Job Ross on scaring off all the Foreigners, too many here now 😊😛
Hey Johnnos, have you been to WA or SA or NT yet? I highly recommend Darwin NT, Geraldton WA and Whyalla SA, wear the dessert meats the see…😂
You forgot to say there are no jobs here
Very funny. Made me laugh out loud!
I honestly had to stop watching. I was literally bringing my body to the airport leaving all my stuff behind.
Sending love and laughs from South Africa (Cape Town- Northern suburbs) 😂❤. Enjoyed it as always.
Love and hugs right back atcha, from Western Australia. Very nice seeing an African watching us from afar lol. Come on over for a visit sometime hon 🦘🐨🌊🇭🇲😁
Just move to Australia, sth Africans are epic people. Cheers 👍 🇦🇺💚🇿🇦👍
Hehe he. Okay but let's go back to that health app. What was it?
Hot doc
Sorry but you're comparing the UK to Australia - Australia is better by far. But Australia compared to Asia for things like cost of living, i'm not sure i'm seeing your point. Australia now is DAMN expensive if you want to buy a place and live there. 'Oh but you want to live in Bondi' no I want to afford something in i.e. Sydney where; you know, everyone I know is from, parents are from and work is - but I can't. You sold your house in the UK and made it over; you're at an advantage already.
Hahahahaha omg you're the best mate!
I heard you can leash and walk your spiders there.
True
😂😂Fantastic vlog
Thanks Annemarie
You left out one major disincentive. There are too many bloody whinging Poms.
Gold. Mate, you absolutely had there for a minute. Hilarious.
Cheers mate
WTF am I doing here then... time to emigrate !!!
A lot of fun. I loved that you dealt with some actual downsides about living here and it wasn't all about dropbears.
I was born here, and I thought I loved this country, but your presentation made so much sense. It really hit home to me how much I actually hate this place. Well, that's it for me, bye everyone, I'm off to go hitchhiking overseas. I don't know where I'll end up - but it'll definitely be better than this dump.
I've been obsessed with the idea of moving to Australia but this convinced me that I wasn't thinking clearly. Macedonia, here I come.
I was like wait a minute i followed you because of the positive vibes Australia has but i forgot about that bang on sarcasm i love so much. Ill be there soon with a bakery/cafe and a culinary academy:) see you soon mates ;)
If you sell almond croissants I'll be there
For a moment I wondered what had happened for you to turn against Australia. Started cracking up from your first reason. 😂😂😂
This is such a terrible place, isn't it 😂
the Australian Accent was perfectly designed to complain. Did it evolve from a culture of complaint?
Hey That Johnston Life , really nice video ! I was wondering if I could help you with more Quality Editing in your videos and also make a highly engaging Thumbnail which will help your videos to reach to a wider audience ?
More quality editing? Are you taking the piss?
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@@ThatJohnstonLife And you have to ask? 🤣🤣🤣
I dont think cars are cheap here,& i booked to see my doctor & the earliest i could get an appointment is in 2 months.but i still love my country.
2 months? Wow 😳
thinking of going here or to Dubai...the High cost of everything really is the main thing for me, especially how early shopping centers close. 6pm? goodness! and the creepy crawlers! hell no! thank you for the enlightenment.
Sounds like you'd prefer Dubai
You forgot to mention the Yowies, again...
And the drop bears!
Masterful clickbait, generously filled with rich and wholesome sarcasm. Delicious.
You made a german laugh! Bravo :D
i am moving on July 2025 wish me a good luck pal
25 years in Australia after staying in UK and GCC. The very best decision I have made in my life.
Another great video Ross, have you been getting some acting lessons? Im sensing just a tiny bit of sarcasm 😂😂
As subtle as a cavalry charge 😂
Welcome to paradise brother!!!
I’ll be coming there….for a holiday
I've Seen The Light Brother! I am now looking elsewhere to retire! Oh who am I kidding, the only place that I can retire to is right here where I have been for 37.5 years!😩
The smartest thing that should be on everyone's mind right now should be to invest in different streams of income that are not dependent on the government. Especially with the current economic crisis around the world. This is still a good time to invest in gold, silver, and digital currencies (BTC ETH...).
I'm in a similar situation where should I look to increase income? Do you have any advice? What did you do? Thank you
Well explained. Thank you for bringing up this video. Financial education is indeed required for more than 70% of society in the country as very few are literate on the subject, thanks to Mrs Charlotte Walsh the lady you ones recommended
I'd rather trade the stock market as it's more profitable. I make an average of $30,100 per week even though I barely trade myself.
Sounds familiar, I have heard her names on several occasions.. And both her success stories on wall street journey!
Wow.. I know her too she is a licensed broker and a FINRA agent she is popular in US and Canada she is really amazing woman with good skills and experience
Has to be one of your best mate, job well done. 😅😅 and living in terrible Queensland has it's faults I guess. 😛
Tell me about it
For me, Australia is a great place to start living abroad. Of course, we may stay in Australia temporarily to prepare and gain experience. For me, Australia is suitable for experiencing.
Life most poms you probably never even ventured outside the eastern suburbs of Sydney the most expensive place in the country
Straya actually does have good coffee, but beyond that, the general value proposition of living here is getting worse. It's not THAT good.
After watching this video, I am glad that I moved to Canada instead of Australia after living in the UK for 15 years as an immigrant.
I wanted to move to Australia in the late 90's after my graduation.
You made the better choice
@@ThatJohnstonLife Thank you
Mr. Johnston
Love it! Sardonicism is the highest form of Aussie wit.
Better to stay in India, Sudan, Philippines, NZ, UK or Canada....