"Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this, Sora!" "My heart's deck has no pathetic cards, Marluxia! But it does have *this!* The unstoppable Friendzodia!"
Marluxia: *Uses doom attack and causes Sora's cards to scatter* Sora: Wait a minute! That's against the rules, isn't it? Marluxia: Screw the rules I'm the final boss.
"He saved us from the Realm of Darkness for only ten bucks. You owe me five bucks by the way." If only DiZ made this much sense in the actual continuity.
@@fightingmedialounge519 The real contradiction is that he somehow discovered, studied, and made data on three hearts being inside Sora's during his sleep, even though Roxas' heart wasn't inside Sora during that time and DiZ didn't believe Nobodies even had hearts until the very end of KH2 when he "sacrifices" himself (But not really). You're really gonna tell me he went from making a ton of data on Roxas and Xion's hearts inside Sora during his sleep straight to calling Roxas a tool to his face and asking Riku to murder Namine? The way they explain that, it just sounds like DiZ wanted to be an asshole to Roxas and Namine even though by that point he had already studied Roxas' heart (And thus, would've learned that Roxas and Namine had hearts).
@@InfernoAssassin_Animations DONALDS SUPER COOL EXPLORER SORA GRAB YOUR KEYBLADE, LETS GO JUMP IN, VAMANOS TIME TO SAVE THE DAAAA-AY! SO-SO-SORA, SO-SO-SORA, SO-SO-SORA, SO-SO-SORA MICKEY NO SWIPING MICKEY NO SWIPING *aw man* SORA THE EXPLORER!!!!!! I did this on crack and coffee yet I still need more coffee
Master of Masters: There's a traitor among you. You need to find the traitor. But don't form alliances or bend the rules to do so. This is totally not a trick. Foretellers: Ok we believe you!
@@LordTyph Trying to test them... Knowing him, he just did it for shits and giggles and didn't think that maybe, sowing distrust among his disciples may have something to do with the Keyblade War. Everyone thinks there's some twist hidden under that silly behavior of his. This theory making sense in a Kingdom Hearts game, however, I'm not sure I should believe that. They did pull Xehanort's web of sudden time travel out of their asses, after all, so I'm not believing any "hints" until they confirm anything. Which means that for now, I'll take him as the bumbling fool he makes himself out to be.
@@ezekielbaskerville2710 obviously he orchestrated the Keyblade war by sowing discord among the masters by telling them there was a traitor. MoM is clearly a mad genius, making Xehanort look mentally challenged.
The callback joke at 1:38 had me laughing pretty hard after a really shit day. Bless this channel. Also, "Okay I believe you." has somehow become my favorite gag of this series by far.
Some of them really aren't. I'm sure most people find at least one game that's more frustrating than fun. For me those are CoM and DDD. Every other game I like.
That's my least favorite in the series. Deck-building is alright but how the hell am I supposed to enjoy it when bosses break my cards all the damn time even when I try to play strategically.
2:13 Raiku being able to smell darkness could be the best friend of Jack Garland who can taste darkness when its thick 🤣 Jack Garland could make a good addition to Kingdom Hearts if he would talk less about Chaos and more about Darkness
Sora: Come forth. Blue eyes White Dragon. Marluxia: I don’t see any problem with this as long as you sacrifice two monsters to tribute summon. Sora: I don’t have to monsters on the field. Marluxia: Well then tough luck. After the entirety of chain of memories. Sora: Come forth, Blue Eyes White Dragon. Marluxia: what did I say last... Sora(Insert method of special summon here) Marluxia: Oh no. Ouchie Ouch.
Riku: I will protect Naminé. Sora: I will protect Naminé. Riku: I have her good luck charm. Sora: I have her good luck charm. Does not compute. Does not compute. System Shut Down. XD
"Who is he?" "He saved us from the Realm of Darkness for only 10 bucks" "You owe me 5 bucks by the way" That has to be my favorite line in the whole thing
"Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this, Sora!"
"My heart's deck has no pathetic cards, Marluxia! But it does have *this!* The unstoppable Friendzodia!"
Marluxia: *Uses doom attack and causes Sora's cards to scatter*
Sora: Wait a minute! That's against the rules, isn't it?
Marluxia: Screw the rules I'm the final boss.
The rules don't apply to me Sora.
Agreed Fraudulence Marluxia: Screw the rules I'm fabulous ( and Yu gi oh abridged reference)
Zenith Tempest "Ah, Friendzodia! It's not possible! No one's ever been able to summon *him!*
Zenith Tempest "Friendzodia, *OBLITERATE!* "
"Will you now use the Darkness?
"No"
"Just checking".
Riku's arc in a nutshell.
Okay I believe you
Use both light and darkness
@@SeedOfLight0101 You are a genius
@@softwavecrystal5480 How did you find me?
@@mr.incognitoyt2235 I can smell darkness now.
I can't stop laughing at that thumbnail of Sora holding Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
True Blue Sonic Hero you stinky that not how it works
understood
come forth blue eyes white dragon
@Sebas7710 come forth exodia
@Sebas7710 no
@Sebas7710 lol
Sebas7710 NA me NI
Kairi: Use both light and darkness
Riku: ...you are a genius
Actually not Kairi, but sort of Kairi
Raikoo*
Kairi not Kairi
Understandable, have a nice day
@@AndrewYonkie who the hell is carrie
I am so confused because this video is actually accurate.
Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell.
Thats the storyline for ya
When you Walk away
You don't here me say
Ok I believe you
This needs to be a thing
This needs to be a meme
When uuuuu and iii......"Come fourth Bule eyes White Dragon"
Angels in flight
...wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
Okay, I believe you.
"He saved us from the Realm of Darkness for only ten bucks. You owe me five bucks by the way."
If only DiZ made this much sense in the actual continuity.
PCachu kh2 and sence? what is this parallel universe?
PCachu I forget what was the ACTUAL explanation in the games for DiZ getting Mickey and Riku back to the realm of light
He saves them using *DARKNESS* because they'll help destroy the organization that he hates. That's it.
Although his journals contradict that.
@@fightingmedialounge519 The real contradiction is that he somehow discovered, studied, and made data on three hearts being inside Sora's during his sleep, even though Roxas' heart wasn't inside Sora during that time and DiZ didn't believe Nobodies even had hearts until the very end of KH2 when he "sacrifices" himself (But not really). You're really gonna tell me he went from making a ton of data on Roxas and Xion's hearts inside Sora during his sleep straight to calling Roxas a tool to his face and asking Riku to murder Namine? The way they explain that, it just sounds like DiZ wanted to be an asshole to Roxas and Namine even though by that point he had already studied Roxas' heart (And thus, would've learned that Roxas and Namine had hearts).
Ansem: you used the darkness now you are mine
Mickey: Swiper no swiping!
Ansem: oh man
That would never work. You need to say it three times.
sora the explorer!
LOL
@@shivaanisankarlingam4814 LOL LMAO 🤣😂🤣
@@InfernoAssassin_Animations DONALDS SUPER COOL EXPLORER SORA
GRAB YOUR KEYBLADE, LETS GO
JUMP IN, VAMANOS
TIME TO SAVE THE DAAAA-AY!
SO-SO-SORA, SO-SO-SORA, SO-SO-SORA, SO-SO-SORA
MICKEY NO SWIPING MICKEY NO SWIPING
*aw man*
SORA THE EXPLORER!!!!!!
I did this on crack and coffee yet I still need more coffee
"You used the darkness. Now you are mine."
"Not today, baby."
"Foiled again."
Gets me every time.
"I can now smell darkness"
"That is kinda weird"
Actually, it’s implied that Sora can too. Remember, one of the clues in Wonderland was ‘Stench’.
no u
That part always makes me laugh. 😂
@ Jacob Schott I can just imagine a shadow rubbing it’s head against the present chest to put its scent in it like a cat
Its time to D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-darkness!
😂😂😂😂
Lovely comment
You’re going to the dahkness realm Yugi-I mean, Sora.
Personally, I prefer keyblades on motorcycles
Welcome to the shadow realm Riku
"I will protect Nah-mii-nay"
"I will protect Nah-mii-nay"
"I have her good luck charm"
"I have her good luck charm"
Does not compute.
DOES NOT COMPUTE
SYSTEM SHUT DOWN
LOL
nah me neigh
"I am you"
"I am me"
*Does not compute. Does not compute. System shutdown.*
Darkness isn't even a word anymore
Says the former Dark Knight.
Of course It Isn't, after you watch birth by sleep, where saying Darkness means a bunch of craplots ;)
Emishimaru - Sama And I thought in Kh1 and Chain of Memories is Darkness a lot been said word! xD
keyblade
Darkness within Darkness awaits you, Riku
The funniest part is that THIS IS COMPLETELY ACCURATE. Aside from some gags (mainly just the BEWD one), this is exactly how Chain of Memories goes.
I summon forth Blue Eyes White Drago-
@@Issame-xu5urhow many times do I have to tell you it won't work like-
@@blue-flare7060 *RAWR*
Marluxa is right Sora.
You first need to sacrafice two monsters to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon.
He did sacrifice two monsters. Donald and Goofy.
Or sacrifice Kaibaman
O k a y
I
B e l i e v e
Y o u
TheBlue10 Donald and Goofy like when he uses "Drive"
Sora's playing with Duelist Kingdom rules
"Sora needs to sleep for a year."
"What an idiot."
That got me, lol.
So Kingdom Hearts is about people falling for Xenanort's schemes?
O K A Y I B E L I E V E Y O U
Umm, Sephiroth? Also many of the original characters in KH are based on either Disney/FF characters - Axel = Reno for example
Riku: No.
It's about people falling for Xehanorts _really obvious_ schemes.
Well technically ehm...yeah, that's pretty much it.
"I can smell darkness"
"That is kind of weird"
says the guy who has the exact same ability.
Sora: 404 error memories not found.
MissFarewells DOES NOT COMPUTE,DOES NOT COMPUTE.SYSTEM SHUT DOWN.
Roxas: I hate you SO much!
Andre Ware this is true.
420 likes lol
Use the darkness
so Kingdom hearts 2 was about Riku getting that 5 bucks he owes mickey
explains alot lol
M E G A D E S T R U C T I O N D A R K B A L L O F D A R K N E S S & D E S T R U C T I O N
Poire-à -Doxe O H C O M E O N
& K N U C K L E S
S W O O S H
S W O O C E
*oh come on*
You’d have to be an idiot to be hit by the MÉGADESTRUCTIONDARKBALLOFDARKNESANDDESTRUCTION
AND KNUCKLES
Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruc-
*swoosh*
OH COME ON!
I just want a clip of the "okay I believe you" at this point
Lorna M is this true?
Yes
Lorna M I actually plan on using a joke like that in a video I'm making, it'd be nice to get that clip with no background music.
Wait for bbs then 😂😂😂
That was out before this video?
Oh man, I completely forgot that Blue-Eyes White Dragon was in Chain of Memories.
MultiAiroh1 oh I thought this was dream drop distance
*Come forth Blue Eyes White Dragon* How many time do I have to tell you, that won't- *ROAR* Oops AHHHH
Marluxia: How can you summon that card? Isn’t that against the rules?
Sora: Screw the rules I have friendship!!
Yugi: Fuck you two that's not the true meaning of dueling is.
Come forth Blue Eyes White Dragon!
You stinky, that’s not how it works.
Understood. Come forth, Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Funniest part of the video tbh
It always works :D
"Does not compute."
"Does not compute."
"System shutdown."
😂😂
Master of Masters: There's a traitor among you. You need to find the traitor. But don't form alliances or bend the rules to do so. This is totally not a trick.
Foretellers: Ok we believe you!
Plot twist: MoM is the traitor.
Knowing the plot of Kingdom Hearts at times, I wouldn't be surprised.
@@ezekielbaskerville2710 Real plot twist: There was no traitor. Master of Masters was just trying to test them and it all went catastrophically wrong.
@@LordTyph Trying to test them... Knowing him, he just did it for shits and giggles and didn't think that maybe, sowing distrust among his disciples may have something to do with the Keyblade War.
Everyone thinks there's some twist hidden under that silly behavior of his. This theory making sense in a Kingdom Hearts game, however, I'm not sure I should believe that. They did pull Xehanort's web of sudden time travel out of their asses, after all, so I'm not believing any "hints" until they confirm anything.
Which means that for now, I'll take him as the bumbling fool he makes himself out to be.
@@ezekielbaskerville2710 obviously he orchestrated the Keyblade war by sowing discord among the masters by telling them there was a traitor. MoM is clearly a mad genius, making Xehanort look mentally challenged.
No, Xehanort makes Xehanort look mentally challenged.
2:35
Raiku
It's been 16 years and you still owe me 5 dollars
Okay I believe you
Okay I 🅱elieve you
There will come a day where that stops being funny, but that day is not today.
Klonoahedgehog I was about to say today's not that day until I read your whole comment
Klonoahedgehog I stop time before that happens.
KingNazaru *Insert Dio uses Za World-Oh meme here*
"Who is he"
"He saved us from the realm of darkness for only ten bucks"
*you owe me five bucks by the way*
"Use both light and darkness.
You are a genius!"
@Youssef Baroudi
It *IS* pretty genius
"How did you find me ?"
"I can now smell darkness."
"That is kinda weird."
2:51 on pause WTF
The callback joke at 1:38 had me laughing pretty hard after a really shit day. Bless this channel.
Also, "Okay I believe you." has somehow become my favorite gag of this series by far.
"Okay i believe you" has become my favorite gag of the year
“Megadestruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Dest-“
*SWOOSH*
“Oh come on!”
Who are you?
I AM YOU
I A M M E
OK I 🅱elieve You
D O E S N O T C O M P U T E
I am not roxas
hii'mlarxenethisisarikureplicamadebyvexenandthisisnamineshehastheabilitytomesswithyourmemorieswetriedusinghertomakeyouapuppetandoverthrowtheorganiz-
@@cobalt3820 special attack: mega destruction dark ball of darkness and destruction
*[DOES NOT COMPUTE] [DOES NOT COMPUTE] [SYSTEM SHUTDOWN]*
0:17 Everyone references Yu-Gi-Oh...
Meanwhile, Cardcaptor Sakura is stuck in my brain.
You tell the Kingdom Hearts story better than the actual games lmao
Mexgar Ansem: Darkness
Xehanort: Keyblade
Young Zebrasnort: YAMETE~
Roxas: I am you, and you are me
Sora: That isn't true
Roxas: Okay
Sora: Persona
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 okay you made me think how it would be cool that Sora got a persona from sucking roxas in DDD.
It’s “as good” as the games
@@midenarithmos9200 From WHAT
You mean better than this game specifically. Lol chain of memories sucked
1:30 this is the greatest!😂👍 10/10
Idk what was more funny, Goofy voice being an actual Hitler registration or the countless " *O K A Y I B E L I E V E Y O U* "s
Scurax :3
I'm Gonna be honest, despite how overdone it is, the Hitler voice going to goofy of all people is what got me
0:26 You know what they say. “If at first you don’t succeed, blast them with your Blue-Eyes again!”
🅱 O W C H I E 🅱 O W C H
Endophin okay I believe you
ArmageddonAngel 🅱LUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Only in Just a 🅱ancake
Endophin Y O U O W E M E 5 B U C K S B Y T H E W A Y
Okay I believe you
who the hell is cairee????
i only care about NAH MEE NEH
God. This is my fav vid from the whole series.
Stop looking for Nah-mii-nay
Hey guys look!!! Its the only villain in Kingdom Hearts history that isn't Xehanort!!!!! (At least as of right now)
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer
How did I never noticed that?
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer Well that's not going to last for long.
Yeah. Considering they're bringing him back up in Kingdom Hearts X, he's probably coming back as one of the True Organization Members.
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer Okay I believe you
Yo! You're the guy who was always commenting on NicoB's videos!
You made a point on the entire gameplay with "Blue Eyes white dragon"
Song. "D A R K N E S S" by Just A pancake
Come forth...
*BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON*
"Ice is nice, but fire is drier" [cit.]
"What? That was so bad!"
"Goodbye" *snap is fingers
*Blows up*
"What are... What ARE you people?!"
"Gayyy"
Marco Cendron OUCHIE OUCH
1:45
Ansem: Use the darkness
Riku: No!
Ansem: Pretty please
Riku: No!
Mickey: Use the light
Riku: Sure!
Me: 😂😂😂
Ansem: Will you now use the darkness?
Riku: No!
Ansem: Just checking.
Kairi: Use both light and darkness
Use the D A R K N E S S
No
No.
Use the light
Mauricio Torres
Use both light and darkness
spindash64 You are a GENIUS
KH2 opening in a Nutshell:
Axel: Roxas, you need to come with me!
Roxas: OK, I believe you!
DiZ: Roxas, Axel's full of shit!
Roxas: OK, I believe you!
The "Okay I believe you" Is the best meme I have ever seen. Thank you so much for another blessed video 👌
*"Not today baby"*
-Meeska Muska King Mouse
1:03 darkness.exe has stopped working
Why did I understand this more than the story itself??
BRUH i would of beat Chain of Memories if i had blues eyes card
"You stinky. That is not how it works."
Will gm *blue eyes white dragon roar*
At least you can still summon a dragon
This is unironically the best experience with this game. 100% of the story with 0% of the bullshit.
For some reason I just love the "Okay I believe you" thing 🤣
Also I'm surprised you didn't replace Larxene's voice with angry Pikachu sounds 😆😆😆
Larxene with angry Pikachu sounds..... no... no... noooo! Does not compute. Does not compute. System shutdown.
come forth blue eyed white dragon
does not compute
kairi: use both light and darkness
raiku: you are a genius
Why do we need to play 1.5+2.5 when we have this "in a nutshell" series?
Helps that the games are fun to play...most of them anyway.
ALL of them, REEEEEEE!
Some of them really aren't. I'm sure most people find at least one game that's more frustrating than fun. For me those are CoM and DDD. Every other game I like.
I understand, even though CoM is my favorite in the whole series
That's my least favorite in the series. Deck-building is alright but how the hell am I supposed to enjoy it when bosses break my cards all the damn time even when I try to play strategically.
"Use both light and darkness"
"You are a genius"
I would sacrifice my left hand just to be able to hear "okay I believe you" for 1 hour. I would give my right to have every kh characters face on it.
Agreed Fraudulence okay i believe you
2:13
Raiku being able to smell darkness could be the best friend of Jack Garland who can taste darkness when its thick 🤣
Jack Garland could make a good addition to Kingdom Hearts if he would talk less about Chaos and more about Darkness
*[DOES NOT COMPUTE] [DOES NOT COMPUTE] [SYSTEM SHUTDOWN]*
The voice matches PERFECTLY with the characters moving their mouths! Awesome job making this!
*I*
*W I L L*
*P R O T E C T*
*N A M E E N A Y*
I will protect Nameenay
@@tiburonc1239 i have her good luck charm
@@estelawilly8970 I have her good luck charm.
@@tiburonc1239 does not compute does not compute system shutdown
Riku: I can now smell darkness
Zexion: That is kinda weird
That’s exactly what I thought
Who the hell is Carry?
Text to speech trying to say Kairi
hey look! a joke! right over your head!
PancakeSan Akechi sux
and you swallow
I only care about Nahhhmeenay
That's probably one of my favourite videos ever. I've watched it like 20 times,and every time I'have laughed
stop it. for real, stop it. i need some new lungs cause of you
With no monsters left on the field I summon Dark Magician, declare a direct attack. GG Organization.
I will protect N A M I N E I
Lass p
I will protect N A M I N E
Sammy Lawrence I have a good Luck charm
Phoenixo I have her good luck charm
*DOES NOT COMPUTE*
*DOES NOT COMPUTE*
*SYSTEM SHUT DOWN*
Sora: Come forth.
Blue eyes White Dragon.
Marluxia: I don’t see any problem with this as long as you sacrifice two monsters to tribute summon.
Sora: I don’t have to monsters on the field.
Marluxia: Well then tough luck.
After the entirety of chain of memories.
Sora: Come forth, Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Marluxia: what did I say last...
Sora(Insert method of special summon here)
Marluxia: Oh no. Ouchie Ouch.
Use the darkness No. 😂
Pretty please?
Pretty please?
Use the light
Isaiah Lozano sure
Just Checking!
Axel: *DEW IT KIELL HIEM*
where is that from?
@@KinnetMontana star wars, emperor Palpatine
"Who are you?"
"I am you,"
"I am me"
ripcactusify * DOES NOT COMPUTE*
*DOES NOT COMPUTE*
*SYSTEM SHUTDOWN*
Sora: Screw the Rules, i have Blue-Eyes White Dragon
1:02 RIKU.EXE has crashed/stopped working
1:18 this is why goofy is the best character.
I had to put it on 0.25x speed just to see it was him.
I waiting for either Ansem or Riku to summon the Dark Magician
1:56 My favorite "ouchie ouch" clip
Okay I believe you is your new running gag, be careful not to overuse it otherwise it will get stale real quick
Fedi S. KEYBLADE!
It's always funny to me no matter how many times it's used.
I hope it gets stealth and used all over the internet
"Okay I believe you"
its the memes meme..... whoa memeseption
MEGA DESTRUCTION DARK BALL OF DARKNESS AND DESTRUCT-
Swoosh
Oh c'mon !
So the next "nutshell" would be days? Oh 🅱️oi!
that is going to trigger people so hard XD
Oh man I hope.
The "Okay I believe you" parts kill me every time. It's so stupidly accurate.
Riku: I will protect Naminé.
Sora: I will protect Naminé.
Riku: I have her good luck charm.
Sora: I have her good luck charm. Does not compute. Does not compute. System Shut Down. XD
"Does not compute. Does not compute. System shutdown."
Me trying to understand the many different Xehanorts
*Chain of Memories in a nutshell:*
ITS TIME TO DU-DU-DUDUDUDUDUDUDUEL.
I like the mouth sounds at the end of "forth". Makes an automated computer voice sound so natural
Song: Ich wollt' ich wär' ein Huhn by Comedian Harmonists :D
"Come forth Blue Eyes White Dragon"
Sorry, but that was the final boss in Kingdom Hearts 2
We can perfectly loop Blue Eyes White Dragon with just pressing left once Sora says "Understood". He's obviously trying to tell us something.
*COME FORTH, BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON*
Come forth, Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Sorah, Raiku and Carrie best trio
ah yes, my favorite characters in the series, Sorah, Raiku and Carrie
0:45 ES LEBE DEUTSCHLAND!!! = Long live Germany!!!
And the German Music in the background is perfect. It's really funny :D
Yes I'm from Germany ^^
We kinda guessed.
1:23 best part of the game
"Who is he?"
"He saved us from the Realm of Darkness for only 10 bucks"
"You owe me 5 bucks by the way"
That has to be my favorite line in the whole thing
Mega destruction dark ball of darkness and destr- SWOOSH oh come on
0:21 blue eyes white dragon bruhhh
"You owe me 5 bucks by the way"
Love it