You’re not gonna believe this! My employee Rachel’s Christian homeschool Math teacher directed A faith filled Xmas, and it stars her fellow students, her history teacher, and her mother. It was filmed here in Broward County South Florida - you have any questions, I’ve got ya covered
@@elliottbronstein1214 The funny thing is, nobody on set knew why this guy wrote and directed this movie. Apparently everyone in the film was not enjoying the experience of doing it. It was a giant pain in the ***. Mind you, none of the people involved had any background in acting or filmmaking. I think being a very devout Christian, in a small very devout Christian community, the writer/director had this burning passion to tell this story from the bottom of his heart. And now we get to enjoy his terrible nightmare.
@@JewsusMalone Hearing nobody was having fun and it was a pain explains a lot of the incredibly unnatural deliveries, I think. Most of these people sound like it's their first time ever speaking to a human.
As someone who works at a retirement home, it's not this boring. Anyway, I don't think I've ever seen a movie, regardless of quality, that seems to have no point to it until now.
I feel you! I was a nursing assistant in nursing homes for 17 years and holy shit, I would’ve loved just ONE dull day. 😆 More on topic, this review was just what I needed today. Awesome as always, snob! Three out of my three rescue hedgehogs agree that you rock! 👍🏻🦔🦔🦔
I am the filmmaker! 3 things: first, your review is freaking hilarious; second, almost everyone working on this film were first timers and we all had a wonderful time; third, making a movie is about 1000 times harder than I thought and we were all just jacked that we got it finished and distributed. Keep up the good work!
This actually looks awesome. It looks like an assisted living facility and a foster home actually got together to make a student film together. The same cast should make a cheapo gore horror flick for Halloween next. Or a action/war film as a summer blockbuster. The should get harmony korine to make a sequel to "kids" that takes place as the assisted living community.
This movie hits different. Maybe it was just imagining how the people in the retirement community felt about this production. I've spent a lot of time at these places thanks to my family and I must say the younger cast members need to take lessons from the elderly. It probably helps to not know about the details of the behind-the-scenes stuff.
Yeah...they don't actually care about the attack or victims (released a year after it occurred) and only want to weaponize the tragedy as a gotcha. Every freaking fundamentalist is the same.
Okay, this was some discovery. Looking at the movie here, it is hard to tell what audience this movie is going for. As far as a "Faith Based" movie is concerned, there's very little of it, except for those few moments with the praying and faith talks. Also I have a feeling there was no script for this movie, and if there was, it feels like it was written at the last minute. I will say "The Geezer Games" moments were pretty funny though. I hope you have a very Merry Christmas Brad, you, your friends, and your family. :)
as someone who's been in retirement homes a lot due to my now passed away mother i can tell this is just a real retirement home they filled in, and ngl i'm kinda missing the days of "the war on christmas" films.
19:45: I miss the good old days when the girl toys were washing machines and baby dolls to prep them for stay-at-home momness, and the boy toys were finding more fun ways to kill their friends... Also, does anyone else want "Going the Distance" to crank over top of that walker race?
Wild! These last few days i was rewatching a few of your Christmas episodes, mainly the Kirk Cameron flops because of how bad they are, and then i see a new Christmas video the following day. Maybe i need to rewatch more videos so more are made.🤣
Brilliant! Hilarious! The Christmas season brings out the best in your snobbery every year as you continually wage war on Christmas movies that exist for ...why?...your reviews are the only reason I can think of for these movies to exist. I feel so bad for the church groups that have to sit through this without your commentary. I need that Roy Rogers hat immediately to fight my way out of the Vortex! Merry Christmas!
I think I just aged by about 20 years from watching this abridged version alone. Which, factoring in my base age, means I now probably qualify for actual admission to one of these old folk's homes that's depicted. Damn young people!
“On Golden Pond” this is not I just got back from Florida and the scenes at the beach looked so familiar.but this movie might be good for old people to fall asleep on .💤 🍿
I wish one of these street conversion movies would drop the Ray Comfort act, just do it the old fashioned way and stage a miracle using bright lights and drugs.
My question is: What the hell is it doing in a movie like THIS? A movie about retirement home residents having an Olympic games should be pleasant at best, dull at worst, but either way instantly forgettable. I guess the script got dunked in acid before filming.
I’m sorry, but even with the brilliant commentary, this was excruciating to watch. Congratulations, you found something that makes Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas look like a Bergman film.
I'm barely five minutes in and really want to find Van Wilder/Animal House/Revenge of the Nerds tier retirement home shenanigans movies. I'm sure they exist, I just need to put in the search engine work.
This movie is so off its rocker that it doesn't feel like I'm watching a movie and it feels more like I'm looking into a student film set in purgatory.
I think they tried to make 3 different movies and put them in one. One about the retirement home,one about the preaching at the beach and third about the lady with the child
Huh, this video makes me want to find a copy of this movie, actually. I never would have given it a shot based on just the title and description, but the dialogue in these clips is like nothing I've ever heard in a movie before, it's fascinating. Hey, while I'm here, any chance of the "What if it exploded" segment returning here and there in 2023? I liked that gag.
This movie seems to make as much sense as the absolute fever dream that was, "I'm Thinking of Ending Things." Seriously despite having _just_ watched a long review of the movie I couldn't tell you what Faith Filled Christmas was about if my life depended on it.
If it weren't for the fact that this movie came out in 2017, I'd swear that it was written by one of those newfangled AI generators. Nothing sounds natural and it's so hilariously disjointed.
Ah yes, the good old "It's impossible to tell the difference between good and evil unless you're a Christian" argument. Thanks for telling us that mass-murder is bad! I had NO idea.
It’s never officially Christmas until Snob reviews a religious Christmas extravaganza. Also, is the woman talking to the man in the first shown scene the sister of Tommy Wiseau?
If that waitress said that "Chickens can be here but they have to be on a plate." to me I would have asked for a plate and stuck the chicken on it, she said nothing about it being alive of dead it just had to be on a plate. You just have to out think the terrible writing that is all.
You’re not gonna believe this! My employee Rachel’s Christian homeschool Math teacher directed A faith filled Xmas, and it stars her fellow students, her history teacher, and her mother. It was filmed here in Broward County South Florida - you have any questions, I’ve got ya covered
Why was this made?
@@elliottbronstein1214 The funny thing is, nobody on set knew why this guy wrote and directed this movie. Apparently everyone in the film was not enjoying the experience of doing it. It was a giant pain in the ***. Mind you, none of the people involved had any background in acting or filmmaking. I think being a very devout Christian, in a small very devout Christian community, the writer/director had this burning passion to tell this story from the bottom of his heart. And now we get to enjoy his terrible nightmare.
@@JewsusMalone If you see the writer/director again please inform him of this review.
@@elliottbronstein1214 Oh her Mother who’s character is the chicken owner saw the review. It’s going viral in that small Christian community I bet.
@@JewsusMalone Hearing nobody was having fun and it was a pain explains a lot of the incredibly unnatural deliveries, I think. Most of these people sound like it's their first time ever speaking to a human.
As someone who works at a retirement home, it's not this boring. Anyway, I don't think I've ever seen a movie, regardless of quality, that seems to have no point to it until now.
I feel you! I was a nursing assistant in nursing homes for 17 years and holy shit, I would’ve loved just ONE dull day. 😆 More on topic, this review was just what I needed today. Awesome as always, snob! Three out of my three rescue hedgehogs agree that you rock! 👍🏻🦔🦔🦔
"Ocean's 401K"--that's a film that needs to be made.
Oh and the lady who says "what's happening here" and just walks off the scene needs her own film.
23:12
It's the kind of movie where at any point in its runtime you are able to yell "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"
It's what some of the old-timers in that home must've been thinking; those doing their own thing, paying no attention to the cameras.
Oh, it's been a while since Snob's reviewed a movie with this tier of quality acting. Happy Holidays indeed.
Stop warring on Christmas.
We might get a "scare-straight, War-on-christmas" movie some day. 😅 One where an atheist's lack of faith ruins their life overnight.
"Cancer or not, it's still Christmas!"
I am the filmmaker! 3 things: first, your review is freaking hilarious; second, almost everyone working on this film were first timers and we all had a wonderful time; third, making a movie is about 1000 times harder than I thought and we were all just jacked that we got it finished and distributed. Keep up the good work!
24:04 Mother Bruce & Santa
This gives me flashbacks to my days on the assisted living facility dining room staff.
That's exactly what I was thinking
Bad 70's "Movie of the Week"music!!
Gotta love it!!
oh god A PRSD CHRISTMAS! :O
Don't ever stop doin what you do. Seriously snob movies like this need you
Congratulations, Tubi! I think we found the cinematic equivalent of *Desert Bus!*
This actually looks awesome. It looks like an assisted living facility and a foster home actually got together to make a student film together. The same cast should make a cheapo gore horror flick for Halloween next. Or a action/war film as a summer blockbuster. The should get harmony korine to make a sequel to "kids" that takes place as the assisted living community.
It looks like some random grandpa tried to do a Parks and Rec/The Office movie about a retirement community
Yes, to the "kids" sequel!
I have to repeatedly remind myself that Harmony Korine is a dude, which raises a great many questions.
@@Alex-fv2qs
Anything to pass the time: they get to star in their own movie, and meet new people.
This movie makes me appreciate professional actors
This is going to become a snob classic this was hilarious
This movie hits different. Maybe it was just imagining how the people in the retirement community felt about this production. I've spent a lot of time at these places thanks to my family and I must say the younger cast members need to take lessons from the elderly. It probably helps to not know about the details of the behind-the-scenes stuff.
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas & birthday Brad. ♥️🎅🎄🧑🎄🤶🎂🎁🍰🥳🎉🎈♥️
Your videos are perfect! I always look forward to them.
Easily your best episode this month and holy shit that looked like a rough sit. Happy holidays to you Brad and to all my fellow Snob fan's.
15:10 as an Orlando resident and close friend to a survivor….wow, fucking wow
Yeah...they don't actually care about the attack or victims (released a year after it occurred) and only want to weaponize the tragedy as a gotcha.
Every freaking fundamentalist is the same.
Okay, this was some discovery. Looking at the movie here, it is hard to tell what audience this movie is going for. As far as a "Faith Based" movie is concerned, there's very little of it, except for those few moments with the praying and faith talks. Also I have a feeling there was no script for this movie, and if there was, it feels like it was written at the last minute. I will say "The Geezer Games" moments were pretty funny though.
I hope you have a very Merry Christmas Brad, you, your friends, and your family. :)
Preying is a good word for it.
@@visaman Thanks for pointing out that typo. Fixed it. 😀
as someone who's been in retirement homes a lot due to my now passed away mother i can tell this is just a real retirement home they filled in, and ngl i'm kinda missing the days of "the war on christmas" films.
It actually looks pretty nice
19:45: I miss the good old days when the girl toys were washing machines and baby dolls to prep them for stay-at-home momness, and the boy toys were finding more fun ways to kill their friends...
Also, does anyone else want "Going the Distance" to crank over top of that walker race?
He's going for SPEED
Wild! These last few days i was rewatching a few of your Christmas episodes, mainly the Kirk Cameron flops because of how bad they are, and then i see a new Christmas video the following day.
Maybe i need to rewatch more videos so more are made.🤣
Even Neil Breen would watch this thinking 'What the hell is going on?!'
Nah Neil is sitting there taking notes for his next film!
Have a very Merry Christmas Brad!!
Holy shit! This so-called movie makes Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas look like Die Hard!
15:21 Well... That scene was awkward!
Philosophy
Still, I'd rather watch this movie than Kirk Cameron's.
@@JanetStarChild Well, to each their own...
Have a happy Christmas!
19:00 Nothing will out-awkward The Room's "Anyway, how's your sex life?" as a topic change!
11:16 The chicken says, "You're gonna WHAT?! Fuck that noise!"
My favorite actor in this is Nugget The Chicken.
Merry Christmas, Snob! To you and Lloyd! 🎄⛄🎅
I'm obsessed with your patience, Mr. Cinema Snob.
Brilliant! Hilarious! The Christmas season brings out the best in your snobbery every year as you continually wage war on Christmas movies that exist for ...why?...your reviews are the only reason I can think of for these movies to exist. I feel so bad for the church groups that have to sit through this without your commentary. I need that Roy Rogers hat immediately to fight my way out of the Vortex! Merry Christmas!
That Roy Rogers commercial takes me back again.
"Bible-thumping security leprechaun" is Shakespearean 😂😂
Ocean's 401k? Wasn't that just Going in Style?
Merry Christmas!
I'm all for an Eliza Dushku Christmas, oh wait...
Sht this time I was late for a Brad video!
So much random insanely that it feels like this was a student project to advertise retirement homes.
I remember watching that Secret Sam commercial when I was a kid.
18:18 the book version had chopped up dead dogs tho
I think I just aged by about 20 years from watching this abridged version alone. Which, factoring in my base age, means I now probably qualify for actual admission to one of these old folk's homes that's depicted. Damn young people!
“On Golden Pond” this is not I just got back from Florida and the scenes at the beach looked so familiar.but this movie might be good for old people to fall asleep on .💤 🍿
I wish one of these street conversion movies would drop the Ray Comfort act, just do it the old fashioned way and stage a miracle using bright lights and drugs.
Imagine if one of the Tubi ads had an actor from the movie, you wouldn't know what's what.
18:00 so a Liberty Mutual Ad
It's Clash of the College with old people.
That "Just the mass shooters opinion" part really fucking pissed me off.
What?
My question is: What the hell is it doing in a movie like THIS? A movie about retirement home residents having an Olympic games should be pleasant at best, dull at worst, but either way instantly forgettable. I guess the script got dunked in acid before filming.
I’m sorry, but even with the brilliant commentary, this was excruciating to watch. Congratulations, you found something that makes Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas look like a Bergman film.
Geez that roy rogers gun hat is $66 in 2022 Money!
I'm barely five minutes in and really want to find Van Wilder/Animal House/Revenge of the Nerds tier retirement home shenanigans movies. I'm sure they exist, I just need to put in the search engine work.
You know we still would have needed to get our parents to sign a permission slip to be allowed to watch this back at Christian Elementary.
Snob can make anything hiliarious.
Great work Snob, I’m proud of you, keep it up
I have faith in snobby being able make with the jokes.
Is it me or do the elderly gents slacks blend into the background. Happy Holidays Brad 🎄🎁🎉
This movie is so off its rocker that it doesn't feel like I'm watching a movie and it feels more like I'm looking into a student film set in purgatory.
Real photos! Kids’ toys used to be so awesome!
Truly the best Christmas
I think they tried to make 3 different movies and put them in one. One about the retirement home,one about the preaching at the beach and third about the lady with the child
Like that one episode of The Simpsons with the three intertwining stories (Linguo.... DEAD!?) but not good lmao
Basically an even more incompetent version of God's Not Dead
Huh, this video makes me want to find a copy of this movie, actually. I never would have given it a shot based on just the title and description, but the dialogue in these clips is like nothing I've ever heard in a movie before, it's fascinating.
Hey, while I'm here, any chance of the "What if it exploded" segment returning here and there in 2023? I liked that gag.
Probably Not due to Lloyd's Passing 😢
When old geezers do a student film.
5:25 .... did they green screen the indian man?
What an "action packed" episode it was...
This movie seems to make as much sense as the absolute fever dream that was, "I'm Thinking of Ending Things." Seriously despite having _just_ watched a long review of the movie I couldn't tell you what Faith Filled Christmas was about if my life depended on it.
If it weren't for the fact that this movie came out in 2017, I'd swear that it was written by one of those newfangled AI generators. Nothing sounds natural and it's so hilariously disjointed.
Ah yes, the good old "It's impossible to tell the difference between good and evil unless you're a Christian" argument.
Thanks for telling us that mass-murder is bad! I had NO idea.
I despise last ounce of courage. How dare you remind me of its existence?!?!
You should watch "akhanda" it is about a shaman who fights evil uranium miner and it is very entertaining
@chittymcpoopypants3646 have you seen the trailer dude it is the very over the top
Mike Stoklasa probably watching this giggling like a schoolgirl.
16:45-16:51
Didn't know that this video was sponsored by A Place for Mom
It’s never officially Christmas until Snob reviews a religious Christmas extravaganza. Also, is the woman talking to the man in the first shown scene the sister of Tommy Wiseau?
You should do Love 101 for Valentine's Day. It was filmed at Northern Illinois University!
I would genuinely watch a movie that's basically a frat movie, but it's an old-folks home instead.
Dang, this movie has a Plot A, then Plots B-Z, then they still have plots left over, so have to do double letters. A Very ADD Christmas indeed.
What accent is Bianca supposed to have?
18:56 - the G-rated version of "Anyway, how's your sex life?"
That one woman sounds like the female version of Tommy Wiseau
So this is Christmas for 60% of Florida.
Was the guy at 1:42 wearing a CGI Santa hat??
I have one
12:50. "Oh how I wish to gather you as a hen gathers her chicks beneath her wings."
Thank you Brad Santa!
At this point I'm hoping Chris Tucker shows up and cites them for animal cruelty for having a chicken on a leash
Jesus, bro!
Somehow the Grandpa Simpson plotline would have more realistic ADR.
The acting is so awkward I expected Tommy waiseau to show up and say merry Christmas 😂
Oh Hi Mark! Oh, and have a merry... Christmas!
How’s your sex life? I brought presents! I also brought oranges and a football 🏈
@@bocowan9106 "Well, I definitely have Breast Cancer."
If that waitress said that "Chickens can be here but they have to be on a plate." to me I would have asked for a plate and stuck the chicken on it, she said nothing about it being alive of dead it just had to be on a plate. You just have to out think the terrible writing that is all.
I believe I just saw the Faux News retirement home.
2:39 .... Who the hell is she, Tommy Wiseau's sister?
Why does the woman at 2:30 sound like Salma Hayek?
Is there a plot to this film or...?
How about a snob episode of Eight Crazy Nights?
Nugget Is Clearly the MVP of this movie.
review 1985 movie blackout
Did this game make a Yakuza 0 reference?
I think the British guy might be an actual actor.
2017? I thought it was a Pandemic movie, YIKES! She need to cram in MORE Christmas stuff. It's so empty.
Byron sounds like he's doing a Cary grant impression
This is how I feel watching Andor.
Add Miranda 1948 for an avatar survey. It could will be Gylnis John's tribute.