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  • @ijneb1248
    @ijneb1248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26849

    My method of coping with trauma is filming the situation, going home, editing the video, and uploading it for millions to see

    • @itsmeyaboi6721
      @itsmeyaboi6721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

      Ijneb1248 Thank you for pointing that out! Like, laughing at the situation isn’t exactly what’s wrong here. I can get reacting that way out of shock (but filming/making fun of it are just sick no matter how you look at it).
      The problem is the level of disrespect and total lack of humanity and empathy he showed. He stumbles upon the corpse of a man who was so distraught and in such pain that he felt killing himself was his only option, and Logan not only used his body in a bit, but he uploaded a video where everyone would see, acting like the literal human corpse was just a prop. Absolutely no consideration and a complete violation of privacy for the victim’s family and the victim himself.

    • @cybernexus4233
      @cybernexus4233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

      Lets not forget him saying he didnt do it for views but then the thumbnail of the vid had the corpse in it

    • @jerrymcdonald2999
      @jerrymcdonald2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      you bore. you killed me countless times

    • @filteredvitaminsubstance5302
      @filteredvitaminsubstance5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's what I do to cope with things. Very unorthodox, but it works pretty well.

    • @filteredvitaminsubstance5302
      @filteredvitaminsubstance5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Murdock yeah Logan is wrong for that

  • @jacobkleinert7385
    @jacobkleinert7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5043

    How tf am I supposed to get a gf if kingsuperdestroyer123 is out on the streets takin all the puntang

    • @aestheticanime3242
      @aestheticanime3242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @OwO_The_Loli or you can just travel straight to hell for one, what else do you have to do in eternity?

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @Yes Hello Am OwO "o,ugg,glass" makes more sense than what the other guy said

    • @justsogusto4979
      @justsogusto4979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Your are heartless og,ugg,glass. I am the fuking strong.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      i lost my girlfriend to the dude. it was the worst loss i ever experienced and yet i understand.

    • @dirtydan6717
      @dirtydan6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s probably too young to even like girls.

  • @themerpking8445
    @themerpking8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13384

    For all the 3rd graders:
    You’re = you are
    Your = something you own

    • @jamesthetsundere1195
      @jamesthetsundere1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +968

      my god he's done it

    • @vailon1
      @vailon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

      Your right

    • @themerpking8445
      @themerpking8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Nut Nut, *anger*

    • @lesedi428
      @lesedi428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@vailon1 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @seegurke5333
      @seegurke5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      God has spoken, and Merp is his Messenger!

  • @araujo444ines
    @araujo444ines 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10220

    When kingsuperdestroyer123 turns 18, his parents will move out of his house.

    • @p1ntu_
      @p1ntu_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Absolute madlad

    • @lukepolkowski3364
      @lukepolkowski3364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      the god of our time.

    • @kalvon
      @kalvon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂

    • @Hydrabyss
      @Hydrabyss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Because his parents can't stand him anymore due to kingsuperdestroyer123 whining, screaming and throwing tantrums even after puberty

    • @lachlan5541
      @lachlan5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Bold of you to assume that he won’t be living with his parents for 20 years

  • @Priesstt_
    @Priesstt_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39536

    If this video was age restricted it would have no dislikes

    • @jamesluck2969
      @jamesluck2969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1942

      Rahim Ikram, no they still have their mom's name and credit card.

    • @Sir_Basil
      @Sir_Basil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +719

      RAHIM AREN'T YOU ONE OF THE GUYS FROM THE AIR UMBRELLA KICKSTARTER VIDEO

    • @Sir_Basil
      @Sir_Basil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      Rahim Ikram WHERE IS RAHIMS AIR UMBRELLA

    • @CupoChinoMusic
      @CupoChinoMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      did you get your air umbrella yet

    • @Joe-tr5uv
      @Joe-tr5uv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Its been 4 weeks, where is my Air Umbrella

  • @joey19xx73
    @joey19xx73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19553

    I picture these children typing these curse words while anxiously making sure their mom doesnt walk in catch them attempting to cuss online

    • @Marcus-ni6ip
      @Marcus-ni6ip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      HAHA, bringing back memories my guy

    • @bernarxgames
      @bernarxgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      Keyword: "attempting"

    • @heliodotust
      @heliodotust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      god i did too, i remember i was gonna say fuck and i even used it on my alt acc so my dad wouldnt see lol

    • @corndog756
      @corndog756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Dammmn, I remember ages ago I was going all out on this One Piece fan, I was a very loyal Narutard back then...I started spamming a bunch of cuss words and when I posted that comment I got really scared that my Mom might find out, it was absolutely petrifying...

    • @stalepitachips322
      @stalepitachips322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That is a perfect description of all kids on Roblox

  • @jacobwiley9856
    @jacobwiley9856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5260

    It's crazy how all the bad words are all perfectly spelled, but any semblance of pronunciation or even the word "you're" is completely nonexistent.

    • @satan7350
      @satan7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      sad that kids end up like this, they end up as stupid as the youtubers they watch.

    • @hazyviews999
      @hazyviews999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@satan7350 For real. Going to be sad to see how they all turn out in 15-20 years from now.

    • @captainspy3024
      @captainspy3024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@hazyviews999 they're seven, don't expect grammatically correct sentences.

    • @cursedstrawberrywithalobst9354
      @cursedstrawberrywithalobst9354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@captainspy3024 but correct curse words?

    • @terraghost
      @terraghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      who the actual hell uses grammar on the internet it's a complete waste of time

  • @thomas_moore3527
    @thomas_moore3527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    Fun fact: Logang is short for low intelligence gang.

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      At least it's better than jake pauler

    • @soup525
      @soup525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Team 10 is called so because that's they're collective IQ

    • @antssr_9106
      @antssr_9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@soup525 nice one

    • @Nana_UFC
      @Nana_UFC 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn I never thought about that

    • @seraji3799
      @seraji3799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@staringcorgi6475 not really, Logan is just as bad (I know the things Jake has done btw). Logang refers to being a stan of either or both.

  • @sammysalmon6923
    @sammysalmon6923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8567

    Everybody gangster until Jayqurn hits you with the *witch,o,ugg,glass*

    • @gi-hun9777
      @gi-hun9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Witch o ugg glass

    • @geraldcleveland6207
      @geraldcleveland6207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      His speaking minecraft enchanted tables

    • @xtreal1769
      @xtreal1769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      He was speaking the language of illiteracy, the language of Logan Paul and fans.

    • @SaBasAbA-dn1xh
      @SaBasAbA-dn1xh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The damage of that roast so powerful the planets lined up.

    • @chad_nessie
      @chad_nessie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My furniture started to float when I said that three times

  • @zackgillard4311
    @zackgillard4311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9748

    Damn I heard Logan was dyslexic but I didn’t know his whole fan base was too

    • @l1fey123
      @l1fey123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      Dude, Not cool.
      *You shouldnt make fun of disabled people*

    • @spongebitchbobface
      @spongebitchbobface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      My god your profile pic is gorgeous.

    • @bazi8347
      @bazi8347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      IM LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE READ IN FOREVER

    • @TakeAJokeAzorthyMod
      @TakeAJokeAzorthyMod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@l1fey123 taking words too seriously lmao, grow a pair

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@TakeAJokeAzorthyMod what they said was also a joke...

  • @chrisconstanti9283
    @chrisconstanti9283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8986

    When the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for kingsuperdestroyer123

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      superkingdestroyer123 is god's gift to women

    • @jacobkleinert7385
      @jacobkleinert7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Aight that was a good one😂

    • @anerpos2055
      @anerpos2055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      baba yaga

    • @conall9415
      @conall9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Well superkingdestroyer123 wasn't exactly the boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking boogeyman.

    • @illuminate_day
      @illuminate_day 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And he did it with a fucking pencil

  • @endurable_alex8379
    @endurable_alex8379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    I used to go to KingSuperDestroyer123's school. Emphasis on "used". I once used the last piece of toilet paper and he went in after I came out. I could hear his screams of rage and they chilled me to my bone. I ended up having to move across the country. I still stay up at night, wondering if he'll find me. I end up having nightmares every time.

    • @nicholeclapper2967
      @nicholeclapper2967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You were that kide omg i thought you died bro

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Don't worry, I called a professional. Truck-kun has countless kills under his belt. He is God's hand of death.

    • @beasley8383
      @beasley8383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wtf man I thought he killed you

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@idkmyd wat

    • @foxxy4779
      @foxxy4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@idkmyd Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died

  • @kensax9756
    @kensax9756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3723

    guy who said "o,ugg,glass" must've been speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

    • @kassi2562
      @kassi2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      白い戦士 he ehm... he was being sarcastic...

    • @CristianHDiaz
      @CristianHDiaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      l:7l: if ur a gamer decode it

    • @mr.potato7075
      @mr.potato7075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nostalgic World It’s obviously silk touch. Do you even craft bro??

    • @CristianHDiaz
      @CristianHDiaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.potato7075 de code using alphabet

    • @noobiii
      @noobiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HELL YEAH, SHARPNESS 3!

  • @genesiscda4847
    @genesiscda4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7864

    You think when that kid typed “witch.o.ugg.glass” was trying to say “with your ugly ass” but typed it the way it phonetically sounds when his mom says it to him?

    • @bbordeo973
      @bbordeo973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +954

      holy shit i think you’ve cracked the code gd

    • @anselmadelia9747
      @anselmadelia9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      My thoughts exactly

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      HAHA YES

    • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
      @kayEnt3rtainm3nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      I believe this is what as known as a "bone apple tea". Good catch by the way!

    • @MochiiBunniie
      @MochiiBunniie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      He should’ve said “whitcho ugglass”

  • @heathc148
    @heathc148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10715

    When he said "o,ugg,glass so u can take that" I really felt that

    • @ooo662
      @ooo662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      you know what he was trying to say right

    • @ooo662
      @ooo662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@carma27 with yo ugly ass

    • @satoru556
      @satoru556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@carma27 some gay ritual or something

    • @destruxandexploze2552
      @destruxandexploze2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      He was saying “you ugly ass” but it came out “o,ugg,glass”

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I

  • @SayoojC
    @SayoojC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    If you say witch,o,ugg,glass 3 times at a mirror kingsuperdestroyer123 will appear.

    • @lasagno
      @lasagno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      But we can't speak the language of the gods

  • @spy3032
    @spy3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2878

    How the hell did his fans get a hold of their mom's phone

    • @SomeGuyandanAmbulance
      @SomeGuyandanAmbulance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Kingsuperdestroyer's powers grant him abilities some consider to be unnatural

    • @louminouz
      @louminouz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Spy because plenty of parents are morons

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@SomeGuyandanAmbulance is it possible to learn this power?

    • @paintrick2644
      @paintrick2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@linkholder not from a jake pauler

    • @AnyaKimochi
      @AnyaKimochi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because their mums don’t love them, so they give them their phones to distract them. Experience from knowing an aunt who give both her underage kids a phone to watch TH-cam videos. NOT TH-cam KIDS. Because she said ‘they don’t like the girly stuff on there’.

  • @eternalemerald2795
    @eternalemerald2795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3142

    "To Logan, you are just a number on his viewcount"
    I've never heard the truth this audible before.

    • @cone16v
      @cone16v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluemagician9724 pink floydd

    • @general-vi9gs
      @general-vi9gs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      n

    • @thisismyname5657
      @thisismyname5657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Doublethink in its purest form. Applied to an opponent, it's an insult. But to a fan, it means you're devoted.

    • @api4779
      @api4779 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought the same

    • @promqueenkiller
      @promqueenkiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      your* just a number on his viewcount

  • @bbenton2343
    @bbenton2343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3427

    How did Logan know the guy’s hands were purple if he didn’t have his colourblind glasses

    • @SwifferTWetJetMop
      @SwifferTWetJetMop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      BBenton you’re asking the right questions

    • @honkhonk5000
      @honkhonk5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      He obfiesly has collerblind congtacks

    • @PJGuy2k
      @PJGuy2k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      r/dankmemes right?

    • @kora843
      @kora843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I have congtacks, I am not coollerblind, though.

    • @starplatinumsteponme6203
      @starplatinumsteponme6203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BBenton /musicplays

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    "I know they don't teach you that until 4th grade."
    Charlie just killed a kid.

    • @awesomestunts
      @awesomestunts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A third grade kid

    • @omega5159
      @omega5159 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amazing mission complete!

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3704

    these preschool level insults though
    "headless chicken"
    "touch noodle"
    "heartless stupid piece of crap"
    i'm shaking and crying this is so sad

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      I swear these sound like some insults I tossed around on the playground when I was like 5

    • @shreeyashpandey3530
      @shreeyashpandey3530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i am also shaking and crying

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      What the hell is a "touch noodle"!!!!!

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Autocorrect and emotional toddlers is a spicy combination, that's for sure

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      And the weird half-censorship
      "kissed me the fuck off"

  • @colinxharris
    @colinxharris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7159

    It's all fun and games until Chloe Griffin calls you a touch noodle

    • @wateriswet0510
      @wateriswet0510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      It's all fun and games until Chloe Griffin touches your noodle and you get 5-10 years

    • @colinxharris
      @colinxharris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@wateriswet0510 deceased

    • @potato3298
      @potato3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@wateriswet0510 oh no

    • @Not-marisa
      @Not-marisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@wateriswet0510 what the heck

    • @blackscreendude9918
      @blackscreendude9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@wateriswet0510 *Hol up*

  • @cheftristone
    @cheftristone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3086

    It’s funny about these kids “Logan Paul uses jokes to cope with bad stuff” when 90% of these children have no concept of death, dying, actual suicide, or anything of the sorts.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Tristone. exe They're probably the kind of kids who threaten suicide and claim they're depressed when they get their iPad taken away

    • @salmanahmed3071
      @salmanahmed3071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      “by that age of 12” , well none of them are older than 8

    • @CriticallyGnart
      @CriticallyGnart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @Uwu Uwu now that's edgy

    • @wizzybizzy4309
      @wizzybizzy4309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Uwu Uwu watchu mean brother. 100% you would not react that way. Stop acting edgy

    • @stonecoldsteveaustin9353
      @stonecoldsteveaustin9353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Uwu Uwu if you're sheltered enough to report something that doesn't immediately concern you or anyone else then something like that especially would fuck you up. That's like one of the worst things you can see, it's almost worse than witnessing the act itself in a way. Being exposed to that shit should effect you and conjure empathy, it should make you imagine yourself in that person's place. It's another human being after all, it's only by chance that you weren't born as that person. If it doesn't provoke some deeper reaction than yours, then basically that just means you're shallow and stupid and self-absorbed like Logan Paul. If you're unable to empathize with other people simply because you can't understand or relate to their circumstances or agree with their resolve, then that just means you're inhibited from further developing as a person

  • @Big_Funky
    @Big_Funky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    When kingsuperdestroyer123 puts up his hand up in class, the teacher asks the question...

    • @braxtonboddez1035
      @braxtonboddez1035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but that is how it always is. A teacher asks a question and a student answers

    • @Big_Funky
      @Big_Funky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@braxtonboddez1035 no like they put up their hand to ask something

    • @braxtonboddez1035
      @braxtonboddez1035 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Big_Funky Ohhhhhh. That kinda makes sense now

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was probably 20 when he made that comment tho

  • @kirbo603
    @kirbo603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7279

    When Satan goes to sleep he has nightmares of Superkingdestroyer123

    • @chairman3427
      @chairman3427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nice comment

    • @Icarusinhischariot
      @Icarusinhischariot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Don’t you mean kingSuperDestroyer123

    • @ppeggy45
      @ppeggy45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @highlander1075
      @highlander1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *sees profile pic*
      Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @andromeda_neko
      @andromeda_neko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I have decided. Primal aphids are the most wonderful beings ever
      *said no-one *

  • @Beanigez
    @Beanigez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2944

    Logan: Decapitates man on live video.
    “Logang” fans: “Lol what a savage bro, good joke.”

    • @nooblangpoo
      @nooblangpoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      reigning_champ Logan: Launches Nuke from Cuba to Florida and starts retaliation.
      Logang: "Lol cool bro, that's so savage and just dab on the haters."

    • @vrgramajo
      @vrgramajo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Logan: joins ISIS
      Logang:"omg so savage just dab on the haters man,lol bruh"

    • @calebkeyes5628
      @calebkeyes5628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Initiates a Bolshevik revolution resulting in 70 million innocents being murdered or shipped to the gulag prison camps
      Logang: lmfao dabbing on them haters bro "your" such a savage *dabs*

    • @jordanladrido122
      @jordanladrido122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Logan: *gets some kind of plague and touches everyone ok purpose*
      "LoGAnG" FAnS: savage as fuck bro *dabs*

    • @chadreily7355
      @chadreily7355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sleight of Hand Logan: Refers to an African American as the N word
      Logang: Man Logan's so hip with his words, we should start saying those kinds of words

  • @DiskordiaUKGR
    @DiskordiaUKGR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8032

    They speak their own loganguage...

    • @Gherragh
      @Gherragh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      it's theyr'er you u headless chicken witch,o,ugg,glass,so u can shut up.

    • @MasouShizuka
      @MasouShizuka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Yes, an unecessary language. I believe English is the more important language in this case however who am I to say to people on which language they prefer to learn.

    • @Elite-nw8fx
      @Elite-nw8fx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      ElendilVII Eld yeah their language is called autismislogangnis

    • @docsamurai9199
      @docsamurai9199 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OKAY

    • @catchamp1880
      @catchamp1880 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why

  • @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506
    @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    You know when I was 11 I wondered why my mum didn’t let me on the internet until I’m 13. I understand now

    • @hithere2602
      @hithere2602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Welcome to the matrix.

    • @titan-.-
      @titan-.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My mom let me use the internet at the age of 14 and I’m thankful for that

    • @alissaoldham7128
      @alissaoldham7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like your profile picture

    • @teaandroses
      @teaandroses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was 15 when I was allowed.
      Thank fuck like 90% of my ultra cringe days were done by then. All I had was an overly embarrassing Kongergate bio.

    • @darionbalkaran790
      @darionbalkaran790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I joined at 5, did know ow to open cat(fml keys stopped workin) and at 6 was usin cat wit proper rammer etc.

  • @RainbowVibes1708
    @RainbowVibes1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3219

    You know, whenever I'm sad and coping with a traumatic experience, I immediately whip out my camera and film dead bodies. I've got a whole album of my great grandfather's recent funeral and I even made him do the stanky leg with a puppeteering rig. It's okay and not totally disrespectful because it helps me cope!

    • @novemberdelta1282
      @novemberdelta1282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Lmfao

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      eh, i always record my trauma, edit it on my computer, make a thumbnail, make a title, not see how fucking idiotic and sociopathic it is, have none of my friends correct me and go 'wtf this is a terrible idea', and post it onto my channel for millions of children to see. it's a foolproof plan of coping!

    • @riddlelane
      @riddlelane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Make him dab next

    • @kikiemily4223
      @kikiemily4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr like tf is wrong with u XD

    • @Masterofcandy4
      @Masterofcandy4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol what the fuck? XD

  • @zotanzero
    @zotanzero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4510

    "He won't do it again" *cuts to Logan filming himself tazing dead rats.*

    • @Erianx
      @Erianx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @@LoverOfManyArts ... Right? Mutilating dead animals VS looking at dead people.

    • @LoverOfManyArts
      @LoverOfManyArts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Erianx i think a more accurate description would be laughing and making light of a real suicide victim's body vs tazing a dead rat that no one truly cares about

    • @justsomeguy898
      @justsomeguy898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I get what you're trying to say, but a dead rat isn't nearly as impactful as a dead human, even if the rat was a beloved pet.
      I also really don't see issues with tazeing a corpse, because it's a corpse. It's already dead and I'm pretty sure that once something's gone to whatever happens after death it won't give a shit about what's happening to its body

    • @caydensanders3952
      @caydensanders3952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What could go wrong

    • @smuggymcsmugface2142
      @smuggymcsmugface2142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I bet you wouldn't complain about filthy frank cooking soup with dead rats

  • @a.t.pickle85
    @a.t.pickle85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8539

    "He might kill himself because you guys are so mean to him"... so does that mean I can record myself laughing at his body?

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      R34P3R813 yes you can

    • @riyazuo
      @riyazuo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +506

      I'll watch that video

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Just go Xbox live on his corpse

    • @deadaccdeadacc2134
      @deadaccdeadacc2134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Stream it instead lol

    • @alchemistnezumi9780
      @alchemistnezumi9780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      R34P3R813 Needs more likes. This is so true.

  • @Choinkus
    @Choinkus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "My grammar doesn't need to be perfect; people can understand my points! Criticizing me for my grammar is just deflection to avoid addressing my argument!"
    Their argument: "witch,o,ugg,glass,so u can shut up."

  • @lberc20
    @lberc20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7939

    He’s literally just insulting 8 year olds and it’s great.

    • @axagorax
      @axagorax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Well i mean
      They deserve it

    • @jamesmmart1n
      @jamesmmart1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@axagorax agreed

    • @creeper_rrr4437
      @creeper_rrr4437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@axagorax i fully agree lmao

    • @iwishicouldvine1890
      @iwishicouldvine1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Kaleela Edwards ditto

    • @Cobson_GamingYT
      @Cobson_GamingYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@axagorax You got the most british name I’ve seen.

  • @vievievievievie
    @vievievievievie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    When Chloe said "touch noodle"
    Tears began running down my eyes.

    • @starlet_nekomiya
      @starlet_nekomiya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi, Tadano Hitohito.

    • @pacient555
      @pacient555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      can i touch ur noodle owo

    • @kirbylover8783
      @kirbylover8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @robinhood123454140 Ok

    • @djentrification1631
      @djentrification1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @robinhood123454140 Well, tears have to come into contact with your eyes before they can leave the eye sockets, no?

    • @donaldolivier6786
      @donaldolivier6786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pacient555 *no*

  • @FSTR_Sh-ilm4
    @FSTR_Sh-ilm4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7636

    i know why condoms exist now

    • @rawidfam
      @rawidfam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Underrated comment right here..lol

    • @Brandon-hw9wc
      @Brandon-hw9wc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lol 69 likes

    • @FSTR_Sh-ilm4
      @FSTR_Sh-ilm4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      great 69 likes on a sex related joke vry cool

    • @MrFuller876
      @MrFuller876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@FSTR_Sh-ilm4 yes

    • @Ciggyman470
      @Ciggyman470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jameshead833
    @jameshead833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    It's worse when you realise he didn't just film he had to edit create a thumbnail make cuts and add transitions and not once during this process did he think it might not be a great idea

    • @spaghettboy2173
      @spaghettboy2173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      What’s even worse is that he probably has an editing team because I seriously doubt he has the brain power to make a thumbnail

    • @name-zb8bs
      @name-zb8bs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spaghettboy2173 wdym hes a absalute unit

    • @arbiter8246
      @arbiter8246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was done on purpose. Create a major controversy to springboard your TH-cam channel and then give an apology and move on.

    • @stubblytuna4068
      @stubblytuna4068 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr sick bastard

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@name-zb8bs brain unit.

  • @poopdealer7561
    @poopdealer7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3704

    Doctor: you have a visitor
    Kid: really who
    Logan walking in with a camera

    • @x.xn.x102
      @x.xn.x102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lmao😂

    • @overridingriot66
      @overridingriot66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      That would SUCK

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This might turn to a real meme
      Mabe coffin dance 2.0?
      Or Logan camera thingy?

    • @jann2809
      @jann2809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’ll use the loganuage: diz fanny

    • @LenzTL
      @LenzTL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Holy fuck

  • @roughentumble9145
    @roughentumble9145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    My favorite part of the last comment was how apparently suicide is only serious when Logan Paul hypothetically does it.

    • @ZeLunatic
      @ZeLunatic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The irony runs deep.

  • @shadowslayer591
    @shadowslayer591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10849

    Logan went into the suicide forest it's a shame he came out

    • @the_great_thinker6430
      @the_great_thinker6430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      XD

    • @tylerdolph886
      @tylerdolph886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      y e s

    • @Buster_Blader322
      @Buster_Blader322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      GGEZ CULLING TIME
      (casually calling for mass genocide to all douchtubers)

    • @wheelz1166
      @wheelz1166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed

    • @seandunne4931
      @seandunne4931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think the past Logan was left behind in the... NAH.

  • @existentialcrisis2429
    @existentialcrisis2429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    touch noodle is now my favorite insult

    • @qazduck3135
      @qazduck3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bimgus is better

    • @klimp856
      @klimp856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Be qiet u touch noodle

    • @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake
      @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like what was that supposed to mean

  • @onszik
    @onszik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5854

    roasting second graders for 8 minutes

    • @thin_white_duke1
      @thin_white_duke1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Zzverot they probably have some kind of disability.

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@thin_white_duke1
      Even people with disabilities are smarter than him.

    • @levozhe
      @levozhe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      And when i roast second graders, suddenly the police gets involved. Maybe i should've turned the temp in the oven down a little

    • @wespapes2054
      @wespapes2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You give them too much credit by thinking they're in second grade

    • @garfield2971
      @garfield2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey it's 8:04

  • @FrankieAmadeian.
    @FrankieAmadeian. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    I swear to God this dude's sense of humor is just brilliant.

    • @chronicallyg0ne
      @chronicallyg0ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      -Fröstbyte- it really is, all his videos have me dying

    • @nooteningus
      @nooteningus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's not even a sense of humor. This is just the way he talks

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@adenm8963 The point is Logan Paul is stupid, and anybody who follows him is equally stupid. It's just unfortunate that most of those who do are children. Besides which, it's also indicative of how these children will end up in the future: Stupid born bastards, the lot of them.

    • @f1sheyeUwU
      @f1sheyeUwU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@adenm8963 have you watched Logan's videos in Japan, and these kids are protecting a guy laughing at a dead body and disrespecting Japanese culture,he is not hurt, he is just stating the facts. IMO, and u clearly don't follow this guy , do u

    • @f1sheyeUwU
      @f1sheyeUwU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@adenm8963 well engaging in an online argument over a video that somebody made is quite stupid so I'll take my leave

  • @abigailsosa2182
    @abigailsosa2182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3703

    Pregnant Mothers: smoking doesn’t affect my child
    The child:

    • @mogr8794
      @mogr8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      the correct term would be "children"

    • @stinkylol3880
      @stinkylol3880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Along with the people who like tiktok

    • @abigailsosa2182
      @abigailsosa2182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@stinkylol3880 TRUEEE

    • @stinkylol3880
      @stinkylol3880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@abigailsosa2182 thank you finally someone who isn’t a fan boy / girl for tiktok

    • @abigailsosa2182
      @abigailsosa2182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@stinkylol3880 lol thx and right back at you. People call me immature for not having tiktok on my phone. Like ?????

  • @lukachui9478
    @lukachui9478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4279

    Alternate title: Jesus roasts mere mortals

    • @purveshsoni2960
      @purveshsoni2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I have always wondered how the hell is he jesus

    • @ENVYGAMINGv1
      @ENVYGAMINGv1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@purveshsoni2960 his hair

    • @purveshsoni2960
      @purveshsoni2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ENVYGAMINGv1 thats it???

    • @cherilynsarts8845
      @cherilynsarts8845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@purveshsoni2960 yes.
      Long hair with beard = Jesus

    • @a.m1yx
      @a.m1yx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr

  • @MrJsintic
    @MrJsintic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I'm not a Logan pauler, but i watched his appology video and he asked the kids to not defend him and they can't even listen to that lmao

    • @nicholasgeere5125
      @nicholasgeere5125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      :thinking: logan pauler

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dildo Shwaggins thats how u know he's not one lmao

    • @PokemonfanTlp
      @PokemonfanTlp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It's called guilt tripping, hes gaining sypmathy making him look like the victim

    • @Cap7171
      @Cap7171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      :thinking: If the video you mentioned was the first apology he released and not his third, I'd agree with you.

    • @centitat6367
      @centitat6367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      T H I N K I N G
      I N T E N S I F I E S

  • @garfieldenthusiast6555
    @garfieldenthusiast6555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    "I swear he will never do anything like this again"
    He's out tazing rats a month later

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Seriously, that's how serial killers start.

    • @diodedrake2946
      @diodedrake2946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Rat was dead tho
      Everything else though yeah no he's nuts

    • @Vixcal
      @Vixcal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Vergil Denton even if it's dead, it's fucking horrible

    • @raeisgay426
      @raeisgay426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      he fucking did what? ooohhhhh my god how am i so out of the loop

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Vergil Denton Even if it's dead, it's still considered animal abuse.

  • @becongeneral
    @becongeneral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2864

    Logan: "Oh man, no one could possibly look stupider than me right now."
    Fans: "Hold my juice box!"

    • @jaydenmupfumira4727
      @jaydenmupfumira4727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      “mummy put you’re nipple away.”

    • @katf7949
      @katf7949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Logan would say "stupider" lmao

    • @willblaker3746
      @willblaker3746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nice touch on using juice box instead of beer

    • @Bankstercide
      @Bankstercide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +top bun Don't you mean, "more dumberer"?

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PaneledPear6555 Found the weeb

  • @philmahar4784
    @philmahar4784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    SuperKingDestroyer123 is the fuel of my nightmares. He's the guy that would overthrow Hades in the underworld.

  • @babyyoshi3099
    @babyyoshi3099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    "He won't do it again"
    Immediately starts tasing dead rats.

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Everything Filthy Frank was making fun of became true just less ironic and more mainstream support.

    • @sharkboss97
      @sharkboss97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @tobinmason3546
      @tobinmason3546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Don't worry man, now he is also a flat-earther... I honestly dont know which is worse at this point. the flat earth thing, the bag of rats, or the dead body

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tobin Mason Wait, seriously? He said he believes the earth is flat?

    • @nexuswolf780
      @nexuswolf780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@saintpoli6800 90% an attention whoring move, and it was ages ago.

  • @mnnotaa
    @mnnotaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I recently visited my family. Upon walking into my sisters room I noticed a massive wall of posters and pictures of the Pauls.
    I had the privilege of showing all of this scandal to my mother. I don't think my sister likes me anymore.

    • @toaluix23
      @toaluix23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Montana Simmons I find it so strange that children are able to idolise someone above their own family.

    • @mnnotaa
      @mnnotaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I'mNotSpecial. Dude she won a writing contest writing about how this guy inspired her and what not. This guy is basically God to her, he can do no wrong. She acted like the whole thing was no big deal, and was like "he said sorryl, so it's fine now."
      I've never been more scared of a child.

    • @TheRandomeer
      @TheRandomeer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      You are doing the Lord's work

    • @stijnvandevyver7958
      @stijnvandevyver7958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I really hope that once she starts to mature that she'll see how idiotic the Pauls are.

    • @Finndramere
      @Finndramere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I can empathize a little bit on the child. When i was 13 i used to watch this guy named syndicate project making minecraft videos. I felt connected to the person as i watch the progress of his minecraft series. Felt like i wasnt alone. My cellphones simcard bugged out and it gave me unlimited free internet forever. I still miss that simcard. Then the idubbbz phase of youtube kicked in.

  • @juliuskingsley4434
    @juliuskingsley4434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    "to logan you are just another number on his view count."
    *F A T A L I T Y*

    • @manelgrinder3027
      @manelgrinder3027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Everytime I hear or see the word fatality I can only think of mortal combat

    • @boingy-m5q
      @boingy-m5q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@manelgrinder3027 that would make sense, after all, as that's exactly where it came from

    • @manelgrinder3027
      @manelgrinder3027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@boingy-m5q it hit me similar to a wave of nostalgia is what I meant

    • @manelgrinder3027
      @manelgrinder3027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@boingy-m5q even though I probably should not have played mk1 and 3 for the SNES when I was 6 though

    • @boingy-m5q
      @boingy-m5q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@manelgrinder3027 I figured it was something more like that, I just couldn't help myself being a smartass on the internet lmao

  • @xxjune
    @xxjune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "To him you are just a number on his view count"
    Most savage respond ive ever heard

    • @RoxyRoomba
      @RoxyRoomba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best part is it's true

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3732

    “Brainwashed fart-huffers”. Nailed it. Makes much more sense than logang or Mavericks.

    • @nerdcity
      @nerdcity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I'm editing it right now, Alexander! Your question just delayed it by 10 seconds!

    • @stankaus
      @stankaus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nerd City when is half life 3 coming out? Will it be worth the weight?

    • @laxytomato
      @laxytomato 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey can i waste another 10 seconds of your editing section please?.

    • @blvck1635
      @blvck1635 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know what we do to Mavericks?

    • @therealteal620
      @therealteal620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love your channel. Can't get enough of it.

  • @NekkoBlue
    @NekkoBlue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    That second commenter's _clearly_ talking about the Heartless from Kingdom Hearts series rather than talking about Logan Paul, which is a topic I'll take over his any day of the week.

    • @schizophrenic1055
      @schizophrenic1055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Nekko Blue The darkness has taken Homer.

    • @MCRAVENATOR2222
      @MCRAVENATOR2222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Critical is a heartless?

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +OJ GOD- Hajime Hinata No, Critical has a heartless. Wrong case of "your."

    • @MCRAVENATOR2222
      @MCRAVENATOR2222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abandoned Void i dont think ya got it

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +OJ GOD- Hajime Hinata That was the point of my joke. I guess my sarcasm goes over people's heads too much.

  • @GamingViny
    @GamingViny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The kicker is that he then went home, edited, and then still thought his video was ok to share. It wasnt a quick mistake or something he did in the moment.

    • @sangun123
      @sangun123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmfao i know right, thats the thing, it was probably being edited and exported for like several hours

    • @Gray_Plays
      @Gray_Plays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And not only that, but makes a thumbnail displaying the body, with censorship of course because that totally makes it ok, and puts a mostly likely fake reaction on it to top it off.

    • @sophisticatedfart2368
      @sophisticatedfart2368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chenzo
      I mean it was his editor but I get what you're saying. He's the one who said "publish that shit"

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah soooo many fuckwits have been like "Oh, it was just an accident!"
      If it was filmed live, sure but it wasn't. People sat editing it for fucking hours and not once thought "Hey...maybe this is a bad idea? How about leaving the parts where we're joking about being fucking retards out?"

    • @Ziggylata
      @Ziggylata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He edits his videos?

  • @thechad_crusader
    @thechad_crusader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    POV:you're scrolling down looking for logan paul fans protecting him

    • @gregroll7761
      @gregroll7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who gave you the right to be right?

    • @IqmalAziz
      @IqmalAziz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I bet u are FBI

    • @loganbrown5373
      @loganbrown5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

    • @mikeypro7445
      @mikeypro7445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      H...how did you know?

    • @slamer4000
      @slamer4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sort by new.

  • @raphael.b8348
    @raphael.b8348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I can tell Charlie had a lot of fun with this one, you can really hear it in his voice

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Raphael well, at least he now knows somebody considers him a "touch noodle"

    • @fpsboi98k72
      @fpsboi98k72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is Charlie in his element

  • @assistantmagus5213
    @assistantmagus5213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    So the last comment made me realise, I don’t think any of these people realise that Logan is in fact a grown adult man, and not 12 years old like they are

    • @ghostofcoolidge245
      @ghostofcoolidge245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Children can't conceptualize how adults respond to stimuli and think so while they recognize Logan Paul isn't 12 years old, they really do believe there is 0 difference between being 12 and being 25 (not logan paul's age, just a random young adult age)

    • @lucamckenn5932
      @lucamckenn5932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@ghostofcoolidge245 To be fair, Logan and Jake are basically children so it makes complete sense that their fans emulate them.

    • @dragmasanimation
      @dragmasanimation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't insult 12 year olds, they're half that age.

    • @usualunusualkid7149
      @usualunusualkid7149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mispelled 7

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is tho. On the inside, that is

  • @ricksanchez5971
    @ricksanchez5971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2978

    *I can’t believe Leafy got banned but not Logan Paul...*

    • @joemom8864
      @joemom8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Rick Sanchez it’s cuz Logan Paul is TH-cam’s little money printer

    • @DuplicateGamer13
      @DuplicateGamer13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Who’s Leafy and how did they get banned??

    • @kekwnet
      @kekwnet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @I like turtles
      Don't talk about clickbait then they should have banned Morgz 10,000 times.

    • @gurade4442
      @gurade4442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @Apple Pencil got banned because he talked shit or bullied pokimane lol idgf tho this drama happened like months ago

    • @emerson2149
      @emerson2149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think its because he said the n word

  • @knuckl6972
    @knuckl6972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    When kingsuperdestroyer123 gets arrested, he puts the police in jail

    • @thefilipinogamertfg
      @thefilipinogamertfg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even the FBI, CIA and the KGB are scared of kingsuperdestroyer123

  • @jumanjicostco3248
    @jumanjicostco3248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "You are not his best friend. To Logan, *you are just a number on his view count* "
    That was fucking great.

    • @themaninabucket8365
      @themaninabucket8365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cassie Barns destruction 100

    • @anaisabelosoy
      @anaisabelosoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cassie Barns I agree!!

    • @HiddenObject98
      @HiddenObject98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was savage asf lol I really wish I could come up with stuff like that, Critical (not sure how to type it exactly) somehow is able to effortlessly come up with stuff like that and is party why I love him for it lol

  • @ethan9605
    @ethan9605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    I actually dedicated my entire life to learning the Logang language. Though out my years of research, I would like to inform the masses that witch,o,ugg,glass is the most superior language spoken among the Logangers. This is spoken by only the elders of the tribe. The elders have spent years proving them selfs worthy of this speeking this language

    • @isthisagoodusername2049
      @isthisagoodusername2049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      BOB ROSS amazing

    • @derekstonge8781
      @derekstonge8781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      BOB ROSS can you translate it into English?

    • @fallenstar780
      @fallenstar780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      BOB ROSS
      GoodGuyDerek
      Yes please, can you translate

    • @dumbfoundedkiryu9468
      @dumbfoundedkiryu9468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's like learning the language from Evil Dead. Kandarrrrr kandarrrrrr!!!!!!

    • @cyrusthagreat6649
      @cyrusthagreat6649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      i think it's "with your ugly ass" but i'm not really sure

  • @o0sparky0o95
    @o0sparky0o95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Dont worry Charlie, I'm 5'7, overweight and out of shape so I should be well able to fight off at least half of the logang for you if they start trouble

    • @requiem4391
      @requiem4391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Manlet

    • @iNuminex
      @iNuminex 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You now have 69 likes, enjoy

    • @assas1nentertainment614
      @assas1nentertainment614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dick chappy best thing I've ever read out loud in my life

    • @ketaminewomble2562
      @ketaminewomble2562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’d be like watching Dday but with only one machine gunner

    • @Alphacarmine72
      @Alphacarmine72 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty sure most of his fans are little ass kids, so you win by default lol

  • @RosieRoan
    @RosieRoan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    _"WITCH, O, UGG, GLASS."_
    *-Jayqurn thomas (an Intellectual), 2018*

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder what they're doing right now...

    • @canariopintado9929
      @canariopintado9929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShinySephiroth1 Arguing with Socrates probably

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@canariopintado9929 LOL

  • @KnightLxght
    @KnightLxght 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    these kids speak in cursive.

    • @sydious_s_snake
      @sydious_s_snake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Unfortunately I can't like your comment as it sits at the number 69

    • @burnedtoast2883
      @burnedtoast2883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sydious_s_snake we got to get it to 420 now.

    • @iiiiii8522
      @iiiiii8522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@burnedtoast2883 standard youtube milestones.

    • @Ggb129
      @Ggb129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cursive when done right is an elegant script, and if one was to speak cursive, it too would be elegant. In this case, the cursive is conducted by an autistic mute, paralyzed from the neck down, who due to their age probably never has, and never will learn to write in cursive.

    • @Blondie-Actual
      @Blondie-Actual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No penguinz0 speaks in cursive (classy) those little chow chow squirts speak in comic sans

  • @tomsmurf4225
    @tomsmurf4225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I would pay actual money to see a footrace between logan paul and charlie

    • @ceyrehb4166
      @ceyrehb4166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      agreed

    • @fire-nrg7962
      @fire-nrg7962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would we all?

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If I'm dropping money on anything personally involving that shriveled nutsack, it's gonna be hiring a group of punkers to kick him till he vomits so they can afford more PBR and Minor Threat tees.

    • @cenedictbumberbatch95
      @cenedictbumberbatch95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DJFoxAtYT wouldn’t*

    • @Hexra_
      @Hexra_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better than logan paul vs ksi

  • @tadaotakumi9852
    @tadaotakumi9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I wish comments were sorted by least popular so I can see these comments.

    • @bradly_apc
      @bradly_apc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can

    • @bradly_apc
      @bradly_apc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Look under the bell then put it to newist

    • @onejediboi
      @onejediboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah like whats the point of the dislike comment option if that's not a thing 😂

    • @rogerklock9308
      @rogerklock9308 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NNÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @whoevenami1563
      @whoevenami1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love ur name and I agree

  • @Techience
    @Techience ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It has been 5 years, a lot of these children are teenagers now, maybe even in college. I wonder how they feel about Logan now lol

    • @TheBMF210
      @TheBMF210 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah 🤣

    • @Otis4597
      @Otis4597 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @codex5949
      @codex5949 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They probably invested in Cryptozoo

    • @aangeles21
      @aangeles21 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they must feel embarassed as hell if they saw this video

    • @-Scrapper-
      @-Scrapper- ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aangeles21 proud*

  • @Jabroney
    @Jabroney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    When I was a kid, the most nefarious character I ever defended was Brain, from Pinky and the Brain. Oh how times have changed. And Brain was just misunderstood

    • @mydadneverlovedme8567
      @mydadneverlovedme8567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      k

    • @tugboat945
      @tugboat945 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jabroney
      Don't you mean Tom?

    • @shkurka4828
      @shkurka4828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I used to defend Tom and hate Jerry as a young child :)

    • @djinnhoopa7599
      @djinnhoopa7599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Jerry is kind of an asshole tbh, but Jerrys sidekick mouse is worse.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Tom and Brain did nothing wrong

  • @Chacha-xi4bl
    @Chacha-xi4bl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Little did he know that sending someone toilet paper would become one of the kindest acts a human being can perform

    • @Huge_Homer
      @Huge_Homer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIP

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unless they like eating shit i dont think sending used toilet paper to someone is kind at all

    • @batjackattack5556
      @batjackattack5556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rodrigozanabria2978 damn you dont gotta flex how much tp u got bruh

  • @christianmitarotondo847
    @christianmitarotondo847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    witch,o,ugg,glass
    he has such a way with words

    • @mr.pancakes8502
      @mr.pancakes8502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      DJ Dactyl the next Shakespeare in the making

    • @georgespiggott5615
      @georgespiggott5615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      i think he's trying to say "with your ugly ass" but i'm not sure honestly

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is some amazing poetry.

    • @Laim
      @Laim 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DJ Dactyl beautiful

    • @arjun-cw7cr
      @arjun-cw7cr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao i've typed something similar thing before when i was typing something but was one key off for every letter

  • @ellacorgi4009
    @ellacorgi4009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I swear none of these "Logang" members are over the age of 10, and definitely do not get enough affection from their parents, which is why they watch Logan Paul and become his "royal guards".

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Reminds me of a short movie called the wave. Teacher accidentally created a cult and the most loyal are the ones who need love, and attention.
      It was based off a real event if I remember.

    • @veggsbacon1891
      @veggsbacon1891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda like that logan paul video by Circletoons.

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do realize most of his fans are adults, right?

    • @brightblackhole2442
      @brightblackhole2442 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rizkiramadhan9266 this video doesn't do a good job of accurately representing that

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lightningpenguin8937 I read the book

  • @theangrypotato2.031
    @theangrypotato2.031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10690

    "I fear no man..."
    "But that thing..."
    *superkingdestroyer123*
    "It scares me..."
    You guys really made this like top 10 comments, really? Out of all the amazing jokes I’ve made this is what’s going to define me as a youtube commenter.

    • @aabfnrjkfnvrofnfnrpldcbrko9027
      @aabfnrjkfnvrofnfnrpldcbrko9027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      HE STOLE MY JUICEBOX
      *HELP*

    • @chopsandwich
      @chopsandwich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nice tf2 reference.lmao

    • @nadirfaroug8856
      @nadirfaroug8856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      TheAngryPotato 2.0 kudos to you good sir for coming back a whole year later to implement futuristic memes

    • @theangrypotato2.031
      @theangrypotato2.031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nadirfaroug8856 hey its what i do.

    • @edes3841
      @edes3841 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @TheThirdPew
    @TheThirdPew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10564

    You’re my favorite person on TH-cam

    • @soapboi5420
      @soapboi5420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Nathan zed
      More like Nathan's dead hanging body in the Japanese suicide forest

    • @absolutecoolguy4290
      @absolutecoolguy4290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Soup Man you kid

    • @absolutecoolguy4290
      @absolutecoolguy4290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Good man knows his stuff

    • @soapboi5420
      @soapboi5420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kool_guy_ V2.0 look liek you do not no de wae

    • @dweep9546
      @dweep9546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kool_guy_ V2.0 only de queen no de wey

  • @beauciferous
    @beauciferous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "He's a sociopath, Gavin" is the new "People are gay, Steven"

    • @SVNTrw
      @SVNTrw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Beau Mercury witch.o.ugg.glasses

    • @roxaswright
      @roxaswright 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beau Mercury I couldn't stop laughing, glad I read this first.

  • @karensmith8911
    @karensmith8911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    i love how the last one was like "logan will kill himself if you keep going" when logan literally filmed a man who killed himself and exploited him on the internet and no one cared about that, but the second its logan killing himself its OH NO

    • @thekingkaiju9385
      @thekingkaiju9385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would you call me overly cruel if I said I slightly smirked at the idea?

    • @shireenqasimm
      @shireenqasimm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thekingkaiju9385 i laughed at this idek man 😅😅

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thekingkaiju9385 The irony was a bit too good for me to resist. It would be a perfect example of karma.
      I don't like the guy, but I don't wish for his death. What he did was unjustifiable.

    • @RoxyRoomba
      @RoxyRoomba 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For most of the sane people in the world its
      FUCK YEAH!

    • @RoxyRoomba
      @RoxyRoomba 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lightningpenguin8937 thats where you and I are different
      Im CLINICALLY sadomasochistic sociopath
      So i say fuck em

  • @nightmarishcompositions4536
    @nightmarishcompositions4536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    "witch,o,ugg,glass"
    "and your the horse crap"
    Is this even human language anymore?

    • @awfuledgyusernamethatsalso4695
      @awfuledgyusernamethatsalso4695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Michael Sorbello: Horror Stories hey yo real quick did you go to ccts cause i think recognize you and the name sounds mad familiar

    • @nightmarishcompositions4536
      @nightmarishcompositions4536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Issy Nova You're correct! I went to CCTS. I think I recognize you as well.

    • @holyprophet.gaming5286
      @holyprophet.gaming5286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      no, its the ancient language of the thuum, used by the dragons

    • @coolfool183
      @coolfool183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      i think its supposed to say "witcho ugly ass"

    • @awfuledgyusernamethatsalso4695
      @awfuledgyusernamethatsalso4695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Sorbello: Horror Stories how fucking spooky. Ill actually look at your channel later cause im a big fan of creepypasta/lovecraft narration

  • @friedrice6369
    @friedrice6369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "uses jokes to cope" then why didnt he make jokes in his colorblind glasses video, he seemed pretty emotional

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *looks at sunset and moans loudly*

    • @abruptfury9920
      @abruptfury9920 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice and inconsistency

    • @huntercreed1
      @huntercreed1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's supposed to be gallows humor. It is real. And typically is used in horrific situations. Not to say it won't be used in all sorts of situations. It is. We hurt ourselves, we joke about it. We fail at a test, we try to make light of the failure. Doesn't mean we have to make light of everything, but typically when you see people laughing at horrible things or unfunny things, it's actually the sign of a sane mind, not a warped or broken one.
      Haven't seen the color blind video, personally I would think with his shitty track record that it is fake as fuck and scripted as all hell. The video was only release like a year ago and the glasses have been out for 6 years now. So I figure that it seems weird that something as big as being partially colorblind and having glasses that would possibly help a bit being put off for so long seems more like an easy cash grab on something that nobody except doctors who ran tests on him could possibly refute as we literally can't see through his eyes.
      But yeah, Logan is still a gaping anal flap and a general twat waffle.

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If that really is how he copes he shouldn't have posted the video. He reviewed the film, edited it, felt it was an ok thing to post, and then uploaded it. He had plenty of time to realize how fucked up this was so you can't excuse it as how he responded in the moment. Hell, don't go into a suicide forest if you can't handle the site of a dead body, fucking pussy.

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      huntercreed1 no. He simply shouldn't have posted it, there is no defense. It's also illegal to film dead bodies in Japan, he'd be sitting in jail if he were a Japanese citizen. He's a piece of shit and anyone who defend logan is a piece of shit

  • @KG-th3cr
    @KG-th3cr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    The guy who killed himself heard Logan was coming to Japan and just couldn't take the risk of accidentally meeting him.

    • @retropothead36
      @retropothead36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      God damn

    • @Abhi-yj8zi
      @Abhi-yj8zi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Destiny still arrives.

    • @fogheaded3866
      @fogheaded3866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Sadly he still did

    • @amberboston3154
      @amberboston3154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Even THAT couldn't keep them from crossing paths 😐

    • @classicops5795
      @classicops5795 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He met him anyway and his retarded fan base.

  • @henryravolan9321
    @henryravolan9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I know how late I am, but I just gotta say.
    Charlie is the only person who can insult literal children and look cool while doing it.

    • @jobi7651
      @jobi7651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I agree. Charlie is a fucking badass.

  • @lfakerson7703
    @lfakerson7703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Everybody gangsta till KingSuperDestroyer123 pulls up on your homie in the school bus.

    • @leonardodisavino6166
      @leonardodisavino6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahaha

    • @lfakerson7703
      @lfakerson7703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Eric Ventura you’re is you are. Your is the correct spelling in this case.

    • @Theory_enjoyer
      @Theory_enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You used the wrong you're I cant take you seriously now like a wise man once said.

  • @bigsmoke4758
    @bigsmoke4758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    I once tried fighting SuperKingDestroyer123
    My funeral will be closed casket

    • @x.xn.x102
      @x.xn.x102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I shall take my chances

    • @thestagesofgrief6454
      @thestagesofgrief6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KingSuperDestroyer123*

    • @2001CuisinartToasterr
      @2001CuisinartToasterr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      TheStagesOfGrief why would you correct him he not gonna edit it he died from KingSuperDestroyer123

    • @thestagesofgrief6454
      @thestagesofgrief6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@2001CuisinartToasterr why would you respond to a 1 month old comment?

    • @Kirply
      @Kirply 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheStagesOfGrief why did you come back to the one month old comment?

  • @EELClove98
    @EELClove98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    i think laughing nervously when confronted with that kind of thing is a natural response. what isnt a natural response is whipping out your camera, filming it, then going home, editing it, and putting it up on youtube for millions of people to see.

    • @stickytoffeepudding6628
      @stickytoffeepudding6628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      More specifically uploading it onto TH-cam for millions of children to see

    • @justiceschmidt2594
      @justiceschmidt2594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      DKU_Skrub very dumb children.

    • @veeroken6229
      @veeroken6229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When you film your life everyday I'd assume you wouldn't usually think about moral when uploading something

    • @spectralthief242
      @spectralthief242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Veeroken That is not an excuse. Logan Paul and his friend's literally saw the dead body and the first thing that they thought would be "get closer to the body and film it! It'll make so many views". The fucking camera guy said it out loud. Logan is an extremely demented person. There are many vlogs on youtube on the suicide forest made before Logan's video and a lot of them start off with "If we see a body we're turning the camera off and walking out of here". That's the perfectly SANE thing to do in the situation. Logan went off the trail on purpose to find a dead body to film. He fucking deserved to get all the hate he did.

    • @phillipferguson7455
      @phillipferguson7455 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You say it like Logan doesn't know how to make logical responses to bad situations

  • @Flowerfairyy27
    @Flowerfairyy27 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I will never get over the kids apologising for Logan's behaviour as if he's their dog that bit someone. "he will never do it again" sent me

  • @sho9078
    @sho9078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    I can’t believe Critikal is a touch noodle

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Just when you think you know a guy...

    • @crazypanda9870
      @crazypanda9870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm crying and shaking right now!!

    • @thatnarwhaldude7793
      @thatnarwhaldude7793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A what?

    • @ci123x1
      @ci123x1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i will touch that noodle

    • @xbear7473
      @xbear7473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The shit these children come up with

  • @KingCoreyFTW
    @KingCoreyFTW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    All the Minecraft girls get drenched when KingSuperDestoryer rolls up

    • @wispy9859
      @wispy9859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not enough.
      xXx--__KingSuperDestoryer123__--xXx

  • @faizan5456
    @faizan5456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I remember a comment from a girl saying she forgives him because he has beautiful eyes.

    • @shkurka4828
      @shkurka4828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Faizan Mohammad Ted Bundy had beautiful eyes too

    • @BenPictures1
      @BenPictures1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Aboyne16303011 Charles Manson had a awesome beard as well.

    • @Yo.Schwifty
      @Yo.Schwifty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I have nice eyebrows... not gonna say what I did, but they're nice eyebrows

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BenPictures1 Stalin's mustache was godtier. I can forgive him everything even communism.

    • @tomo4977
      @tomo4977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Faizan Mohammad so many people forgave him because "it's not a human any more, it's a simple bunch of cells and we shouldn't be scared of stuff like this"
      Yeah they'll say that unless they see their loved one hanging on that tree

  • @rhythm2620
    @rhythm2620 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Kids struggle to understand sarcasm so i bet you just made them all feel so much better

  • @gabriellenastassia5949
    @gabriellenastassia5949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    On behalf of all people named Gavin, we now disown Gavin Perez as one of our own. We're sorry for his unforgivable language and behavior.

    • @romanbellic9580
      @romanbellic9580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What about Gavin Free?

    • @HansBjorgman
      @HansBjorgman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gavin from The Walking Dead.

    • @metalman6369
      @metalman6369 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @metalman6369
      @metalman6369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait I'm a gavin

    • @lobotomizer720
      @lobotomizer720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      but ur user says gabrielle LMAO
      unless youre trans or using someone elses device for that comment

  • @mausoleumboy
    @mausoleumboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    The monotone voice is a wonderful contrast to the rest of youtubers. Most people over-exaggerate their commentary with wAcKy EMoTionS!!11!! as an attempt to make their content appear more comedic, clever, and interesting than it really is. Charlie's voice lacking that emotion not only comedically contrasts the vulgarity of what he reads/says, but also shows how great his content is. He doesn't need to try to mask it by trying too hard. What he makes, says, and thinks is hilarious on its own. He is genuine and serious, not feigning excitement.
    thank you for attending my ted talk

    • @ayihayyy
      @ayihayyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When are you hosting ted talk again, this was beautiful.

    • @wolfieeeee256
      @wolfieeeee256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I enjoyed your ted talk ahah

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's the same as when stand up comics scream or make a bunch of weird noises to grab an audience. It doesn't hold up to actual comedy or intelligence.

    • @env0x
      @env0x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zeino did a pretty cool video analyzing critikal's channel u should check it out

    • @no-ku6jp
      @no-ku6jp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he kind of reminds me of leafy back in the old days.

  • @Vaxonblue
    @Vaxonblue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    You really dabbed on those logangsters
    Keep up the fine work, I look forward to the Critikal vs Logan Paul 100 meter sprint

    • @ZombieHunter1250
      @ZombieHunter1250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It'll happen, Critikal will win, and I bet those Logangsters will flag the vid for being butthurt.

    • @personator
      @personator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Z.P.A.D. ZOMBIHUNTER
      And TH-cam will back the Logang

    • @toazel8679
      @toazel8679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Affirmative my fellow Homo Sapien whose gender is unknown.

    • @Slimeacation
      @Slimeacation 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cr1tikal would have a better chance if he wasn’t so short.

    • @shadowcatboy7852
      @shadowcatboy7852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg I'm just imagining it xD I want that to be a video so much xD

  • @thirsty7281
    @thirsty7281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Don't punish this criminal for committing crime, what if you make him commit suicide?" Ah gotcha.

  • @mrgamer8780
    @mrgamer8780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4927

    Chill guys everyone makes mistakes
    Logan's mom made two

  • @nolanbutler354
    @nolanbutler354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    These kids speaking minecraft enchantment table

    • @bredboi8416
      @bredboi8416 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol how did these kids learn Minecraft enchantment table cuz I want to know how

    • @somedude5097
      @somedude5097 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE TRUE YEET MAN A power gained by mastering Minecraft and beating the ender dragon with your mouse all wet or cheating into creative to do so

    • @bredboi8416
      @bredboi8416 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some dude what about ps4 I got the Platinum

    • @Vixemint
      @Vixemint 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Difference is, minecraft enchantment table is decipherable

    • @Vixemint
      @Vixemint 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bredboi8416 yeah I wrote my name in enchantment table language

  • @andrewbrown7608
    @andrewbrown7608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I was very happy to here that Logan Paul went into the suicide forest, very unhappy to here he came out of it.

  • @TesserasNerfRoom
    @TesserasNerfRoom ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When Charlie calmly and professionally read out “witch,o,ugg,glass” I felt my soul leave my body from laughing so hard

  • @tree6884
    @tree6884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Remember: Logan edited the entire video before it went live. Even if he doesn't edit his videos, he had a long time to think if the vlog would be fine to post.

    • @YuffiesFadedParade
      @YuffiesFadedParade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tree Yes it was a conscious decision to be a complete asshole.

    • @justinvlogs4590
      @justinvlogs4590 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, his editor edited it. He slapped his seal of approval on it too.

  • @haychicken4891
    @haychicken4891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "Logan Paul uses jokes to cope with bad stuff."
    -KingSuperDestroyer123

    • @Amadourrr
      @Amadourrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kneil Armstrong RUN CODY RUN !

    • @ChickenBeter
      @ChickenBeter 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jean-Patrick De La Sainte-Bite What?

    • @Amadourrr
      @Amadourrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chicken Man 3:45 jesus watch the fucking video...

    • @belgainwafflehead5686
      @belgainwafflehead5686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don’t mock him, lest you wish to have your lunch money beaten from you for all fifth graders to see

    • @colintherookmain7419
      @colintherookmain7419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Game over buddy.

  • @dreamsofcrows2718
    @dreamsofcrows2718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    6:49 "I promise you that he will never ever do that again ever" literally a few days later he takes a taser to a dead rat

  • @JoeJim-fq5ck
    @JoeJim-fq5ck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I really wonder what those kids are doing now, 6 years later