ConnorEatsPants - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 51

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  • @CriticalMonkey623
    @CriticalMonkey623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    The fact that JSchlatt did in fact say the mandarin, not only correctly, but in time with the original video, is simply astounding.

    • @Muffin.Creations
      @Muffin.Creations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Bing chilling

    • @bigricardo7213
      @bigricardo7213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Muffin.Creations Bing Xhilling

    • @despa7726
      @despa7726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      did he say it with the right tones? 🤔

    • @mountaindrew2241
      @mountaindrew2241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@despa7726 it was the same as the original video

    • @despa7726
      @despa7726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mountaindrew2241 yea but all chinese languages are tonal so maybe he didnt say it correctly and said something completely different

  • @Milokan
    @Milokan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    Conner looks like he's with his cousin at the family gathering who are all a decade older them him

    • @Zack-ds9rs
      @Zack-ds9rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That’s literally me

    • @YNOTSWRLD
      @YNOTSWRLD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@Zack-ds9rs no it’s quite literally Connor

    • @Zack-ds9rs
      @Zack-ds9rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@YNOTSWRLD No it's me. I'm connoreatspants the twitch streamer

    • @dizziexuddie8981
      @dizziexuddie8981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zack-ds9rs no your Zack, shut up zack

    • @Izzy-lc9dg
      @Izzy-lc9dg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he totally does though 😭😭😭

  • @eri5819
    @eri5819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3031

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being confused about the Chuckle Sandwich upload schedule

    • @craik9088
      @craik9088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Did they ever say why it's been so weird lately on twitter or something?

    • @anthonychong665
      @anthonychong665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It was Ted probably

    • @eri5819
      @eri5819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@craik9088 I have absolutely no idea

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      They literally recorded all of these at least a month ago how are they so slow with the uploads

    • @teresa695
      @teresa695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It's like the Never let them know your next step

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    I'm glad Ted brought his son as the guest of the podcast.

    • @skypie5374
      @skypie5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OMG 😭

    • @Cheesedoodless
      @Cheesedoodless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a short male myself I find this very relevant

  • @ConnorEatsPantsLIVE
    @ConnorEatsPantsLIVE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3035

    ConnorEatsPants.

    • @stacysmom9480
      @stacysmom9480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      you're saying what we're all thinking

    • @dreamingthememe3308
      @dreamingthememe3308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      why don’t you have more likes on your episode

    • @mambaharambe
      @mambaharambe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pants look out

    • @user-us8mp9cp6t
      @user-us8mp9cp6t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They did you dirty on this episode, guy.

    • @exyliss
      @exyliss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ConnorEatsPants LIVE

  • @fryedcracker2272
    @fryedcracker2272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5299

    Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of Connoreatspants before he went on Chuckle Sandwich

    • @jettusspaghettus3447
      @jettusspaghettus3447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      This is such a nonsense comment and I whole-heartedly agree with it

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of an hour of silence

    • @roxasxkenshin4882
      @roxasxkenshin4882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Being a fan of this comment is like being a fan of any other good comment.

    • @anfolt
      @anfolt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @boygerman
      @boygerman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bad example

  • @biggrocc19
    @biggrocc19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2565

    I'm 10 minutes into this podcast and Connor has said like one word so far. This is so epic

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Correction, 9 and a half minutes in he finds his voice

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Also I will now take this time to say that Schlatt is correct, any self respecting sandwich that wants to call itself a club NEEDS that extra piece of bread in the middle. and yes that technically makes the Big Mac a club sandwich.

    • @apaxyl9342
      @apaxyl9342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@biggrocc19 Absolutely. Any sandwich calling itself a "club" sandwich with no third slice is a fraud.

    • @himbodollhair
      @himbodollhair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      RIGHT LIKE MAN THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT YOU 😭😭😭😭

    • @ChanterelleRoseo
      @ChanterelleRoseo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      they should invite him back and not have him say anything

  • @supercat4259
    @supercat4259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    this is the perfect podcast to listen to while setting up a complex cypher to communicate with my girlfriend, who is now a worm, and spending 23 years following leads in south Germany to find the wizard who converted her

  • @_toulouse
    @_toulouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    The image of Schlatt holding a cleaver, looking down at his girlfriend who's turned into a worm, before going, "I want two of you 😐" and slicing her in half made me lose it, personally.

    • @MRCSANY
      @MRCSANY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Reminds me of “I love Germany so much, I prefer to see two of them!”

    • @alicesala6164
      @alicesala6164 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MRCSANY m u I’ll

    • @alicesala6164
      @alicesala6164 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MRCSANY m u I’ll

    • @feverishe
      @feverishe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MRCSANY WHAT 💀💀

    • @MRCSANY
      @MRCSANY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@feverishe Had something to do with West And East Germany reunifying, and this is from one of the people that didn’t like the idea

  • @therealandrew185
    @therealandrew185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    On this episode of the Chuckle Sandwich: ConnorEatsPants stares like he wants to say something but doesn't know how to jump into a conversation! You'll be on your seat! An episode of all time!

  • @breadplate
    @breadplate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    this is the perfect podcast to listen to while thinking of a "being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of-" joke

    • @fryedcracker2272
      @fryedcracker2272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of Connoreatspants’ lesbian tweets

    • @casparna2474
      @casparna2474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the best of both worlds, i see

    • @depalodor
      @depalodor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice pfp man

    • @breadplate
      @breadplate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@depalodor yoo

  • @taaamas7785
    @taaamas7785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I love how "YES! THE LIONS GET TO BE ON KETAMINE!" is the most passionate thing Ted has said on this podcast

  • @theofficialkevinhartyoutube
    @theofficialkevinhartyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Whenever Connor isn’t speaking it’s safe to assume he’s eating pants

    • @j.r6621
      @j.r6621 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mmmfgh.. shorts

  • @Koopacake
    @Koopacake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Schlatt's ability to perfectly recite a meme, regardless of language and with flawless timing will always floor me.

  • @Remytherat_thecoolerone
    @Remytherat_thecoolerone ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Conner somehow maintains the look of a lost kid, even while engaging in conversation 10/10 would reccomend

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of games, unlimited games... But no games

    • @squillz8310
      @squillz8310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what...no games?

    • @jackdren9974
      @jackdren9974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@squillz8310 no games.

    • @cannon9962
      @cannon9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i choose bacon

    • @miserabilia4one
      @miserabilia4one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is what i've been saying :(

  • @metta655
    @metta655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    10 minutes in and I think Connor has said 20 words. My fucking streamer.

    • @adelina-805
      @adelina-805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I KNOW LET THE MAN TALK

    • @adamhoglund9871
      @adamhoglund9871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Which is exactly what he said this podcast would be like when he mentioned it on stream. My streamer always delivers on his promises.

    • @happenedsafe6254
      @happenedsafe6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@adelina-805 it’s not that they’re cutting him off or not letting him talk, if you’ve seen Connor in like any other collaborations or social situations he is the same. I think he gets very bad social anxiety or awkwardness talking to people in person since he is always super silent and chooses not to add too much to an already existing conversation

    • @dzakih5663
      @dzakih5663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nah mans is actually getting cut off, annoying me a bit

    • @michaelthemicrowavevods6046
      @michaelthemicrowavevods6046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Lmao there friends irl, Him and Schlatt lived together I literally don’t think he cares lol, also he’s suuuuper awkward irl

  • @Third_
    @Third_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    9:30 - Connor says his first words ever, incredible we got his first complete thought on camera

  • @itchytoe
    @itchytoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The craziest thing happened to me this morning. I woke up feeling strange, looked down and realized I was a worm. I looked up, and Ted Nivison was there, grinning and laughing.

  • @Florian-dh6mz
    @Florian-dh6mz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    I swear i have never seen Schlatt make a single good argument on this podcast, keep it up

    • @turxe3110
      @turxe3110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They’re gonna move earth 🌍 -->🌍

    • @willb_177
      @willb_177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@turxe3110 I mean they will tho

    • @turxe3110
      @turxe3110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@willb_177 exactly

    • @K_J_Coleman_Composer
      @K_J_Coleman_Composer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is a master of his art

    • @BonnieBoestar
      @BonnieBoestar ปีที่แล้ว +44

      What's strange is that there have been multiple instance where Schlatt is 100% right in every sense, and yet he's so bad at arguing that everyone ridicules him and he can't explain WHY he's right.

  • @cheeseybiscuits1161
    @cheeseybiscuits1161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while running from the cops

    • @Mr._Quacks
      @Mr._Quacks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True.

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget to ditch the car when you escape the cops

    • @Mr._Quacks
      @Mr._Quacks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daisyjoy242 I won’t.

    • @mimi-9924
      @mimi-9924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jj

    • @thescottishbant2298
      @thescottishbant2298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@daisyjoy242 also don't forget to run into traffic if they send the dogs after you

  • @bigboopus5059
    @bigboopus5059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Ted spreading his arms behind Connor and Charlie for half the podcast is a subtle, but villainous display of dominance. Typical Ted.

    • @Pp-tl5tf
      @Pp-tl5tf ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s a comfort thing because of how utterly large he is

    • @PaigeThornless
      @PaigeThornless 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Pp-tl5tfno, its his overwhelming dominance and strength to show that any moment, Ted could destroy either person

  • @cloy4096
    @cloy4096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Connor is my favourite discomfort streamer but guys, it's 11 pm, on a school night

    • @battcake8595
      @battcake8595 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drop out of school and sell cocaine

  • @thebradzone3922
    @thebradzone3922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    connor is like if a doll came to life and was nervous

  • @abstract3029
    @abstract3029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Bro the way ted is just smiling into nothing when the camera cuts to him has me dead 40:28

  • @spaget6524
    @spaget6524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    The perfect episode to watch while my child is being taken by a baloon

    • @myguy6128
      @myguy6128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true

    • @insertname717
      @insertname717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Where are the dart monkeys when you need them

    • @luftkadettarchives6387
      @luftkadettarchives6387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Balloon*

    • @l1z4rd67
      @l1z4rd67 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luftkadettarchives6387 you can't expect proper grammar from the listeners of a podcast about stomping shit down the shower drain

  • @mortalsno4086
    @mortalsno4086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "THERES NO RULES OF WAR, ITS A BILLION LIONS" touched my soul

  • @charwong1
    @charwong1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    always trust the chuckle sandwich podcast to ask the guests questions they weren’t prepared for

  • @Mench2007
    @Mench2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Connor looks like a literal child on set.

  • @NoFailer
    @NoFailer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    18:26 Fun fact: The German version of the mission "No Russian" is censored in the way that if you shoot anyone, you lose. So basically you are only allowed to walk around and watch.

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s like particularly weird. Maybe you’re supposed to be undercover idk

    • @toxicKorgi
      @toxicKorgi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like that would have done little to change someone's mind if they got the wrong message. If someone sees that and considered it cool (which shootings are definitely not) then keeping them from firing wouldn't do much to change that opinion.

  • @greatone6196
    @greatone6196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    This video came out late bc editing took a little longer than expected. Editing all of the threats and racial slurs Connor kept making towards Charlie took more time than expected

  • @chexmax2848
    @chexmax2848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    this is the best episode of the podcast! i can’t believe THE connoreatspants decided to help out these smaller creators, massive respect for the guy

  • @BryanWithAnI
    @BryanWithAnI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    1:11:44 "Do you think there's a bunch of 2D dudes we're constantly stepping on?" this is the best question ever and it is a crime they didnt discuss it

  • @LiamRFT
    @LiamRFT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while edging at 99%

    • @rtji0
      @rtji0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🧐🤏 visual meter checks out they are still on 99%

  • @iloveminecraft1323
    @iloveminecraft1323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Suggestion: get Ted a pad of sticky notes so every time he wants to ask a question he can WAIT TIL THE END OF THE STORY TO ASK

    • @jessewillms4147
      @jessewillms4147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I think that should go for everyone, cuz they all derail the conversation A LOT

    • @buildingmonstah7255
      @buildingmonstah7255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      suggestion: stop being a looser LOL!

    • @polarplatypus53
      @polarplatypus53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      nono thats part of the harm

    • @Renvee
      @Renvee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      thats the point

    • @woomynoomy_
      @woomynoomy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Personally I like it

  • @cardrabitt1159
    @cardrabitt1159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I think it’s funny that schlatt went completely silent during the reading discussion, but was immediately ready to jump back in with the meter conversation

  • @Syfiy
    @Syfiy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Chuckle Sandwich before it was the perfect podcast to listen to while being truly disgusted that “Schlatt” would do this terrible thing in the presence of a madman and literal goop

    • @casparna2474
      @casparna2474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      the stars aligned to form this masterpiece of a comment. god bless

    • @Bebop_Will
      @Bebop_Will 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This comment is favorite puppy

    • @wack7376
      @wack7376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bebop_Will ur comment is favorite puppy

    • @ToaLegend
      @ToaLegend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truly

    • @milkyman6018
      @milkyman6018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      goop, the old days

  • @writhenwit6420
    @writhenwit6420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The expression on Ted's face after he says "Who's been training you?" is GOLD

  • @pate7179
    @pate7179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    connor seems like that one guy who everyone who knows him thinks is the funniest guy ever existed but when youre out in public he barely says anything to anyone outside the group

  • @renac2194
    @renac2194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I am dying at how solemn Connor looks the whole time

  • @daweev
    @daweev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    this is the perfect podcast to listen too while watching connoreatspants silently nod and agree.

  • @spaget6524
    @spaget6524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Perfect episode to watch with a bowl of unlimited bacon and no games

    • @Mr._Quacks
      @Mr._Quacks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Correct.

    • @Orzakelol
      @Orzakelol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Incorrect. It’s the perfect episode to watch with a bowel of unlimited games… but no games

    • @spaget6524
      @spaget6524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Orzakelol damn.

    • @ruinenlust_
      @ruinenlust_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      games, unlimited games.... but no games

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Orzakelol bowel? So you're just shitting out endless of different types of games out of your asshole in vast speeds

  • @GyroFox
    @GyroFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This was the perfect direction for the "visual meter" topic to have gone, extremely interesting. It'd probably make a cool movie or something where each character had their own meter that did something completely different and random.

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah and I love the idea about lying about it like a world leader is found out to have been faking and is removed from his role

  • @SamboBambo
    @SamboBambo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As an audio listener, I almost forgot that Connor was a guest for this episode.

  • @aecusregen4614
    @aecusregen4614 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Schatt was right, but was right for the wrong reasons. There's a pokemon that's literally a god who created their entire universe; they can definitely beat 1 billion lions. Hawks have brittle bones, it's not unfeasible that a person could beat a hawk. It'd probably depend on the type of hawk, but a hawk isn't going to swoop down and kill you with a single attack or do flybys; it'll latch on and then Shlagg could potentially strangle it for some reason

  • @spiderquinnn
    @spiderquinnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    when connor said repeatedly on stream that he didn't rlly say much in the episode i didn't believe him. well, he was right lol

    • @UpNextDonum
      @UpNextDonum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think it’s because that Connors their friend so they don’t treat it like “this is a guest, let’s let them have the floor” and more so “hey Connor we’re having a conversation thoughts?”

    • @spiderquinnn
      @spiderquinnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UpNextDonum true

  • @DJALo_music
    @DJALo_music 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    being a fan of the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast and Connoreatspants is like being a fan of being loved if you were a worm or a mosquito or a pineapple floating away

  • @xan5927
    @xan5927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being here with the cups whilst vicariously bleeding out for your mosquito girlfriend

  • @Mushroom-Cosplays
    @Mushroom-Cosplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Connor really just observed the conversation threwout it all and I find that amazing

  • @Cootato
    @Cootato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    32:20 Technically in the games, the fly move is only the attack move, when a pokemon is flying regularly, they can fly infinitely. Also each wild pokemon keeps appearing with full HP and PP on all moves, so these wild pokemon definitely have some way of getting their moves back.

    • @sorios_
      @sorios_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, you're telling me pokemon like Arceus and Rayquaza who have likely been alive for over thousands of years only have a couple dozen moves that they can use across their entire life? Also in ORAS Rayquaza goes into space and destroys a meteor that was set to destroy the Hoenn region, and that doesn't use up a powerpoint for any of its moves

    • @benman92
      @benman92 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sorios_ *microsoft powerpoint is nintendo switch online*

  • @8-bitstream379
    @8-bitstream379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    this is the perfect podcast to listen to while saying "oh my god finally they got him on the podcast"

  • @KermitDominicano
    @KermitDominicano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how schlatt memorized what John Cena said in Chinese. Has me rolling every time 😂

  • @d3monicwolf
    @d3monicwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Mega charizard doesnt even break 6 feet if i remember correctly, hes thinking about gigantamax charizard which is 91 feet tall

  • @Giggabon
    @Giggabon ปีที่แล้ว +12

    one thing we learn about connor from this podcast is that he is a really good listener

  • @Depressoclinical
    @Depressoclinical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    why are the episodes so spaced out

  • @mayorrecess382
    @mayorrecess382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    such a funny episode i watched the whole way through

    • @adelina-805
      @adelina-805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too!!

    • @AnEldritchBeing
      @AnEldritchBeing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I couldn't even make it through the whole thing, I got so bored of this episode at 1:15:37 and I just couldn't stomach watching till the end and clicked off! So honestly props to you for making it through the whole thing!

  • @vnnh_
    @vnnh_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    the whole "what if once you turned 18 you got a meter" reminded me of those tumblr-era writing prompts lol

  • @adrenaline1567
    @adrenaline1567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i would have a visual meter of how long it's left until the next Chuckle Sandwich Episode

  • @m-l-3456
    @m-l-3456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like how tiny Connor is in comparison to the rest of them

  • @LithiumIon5
    @LithiumIon5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Charlie: “no one has just read a little warrior cats.”
    Me who’s only read the first few books and then stopped: “i simply don’t exist”

    • @sarah-bz8of
      @sarah-bz8of 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read one who was not the first and then never again

    • @mooneatsworms
      @mooneatsworms 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you dont exist

    • @noahm4541
      @noahm4541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The first few is more than “a little”

    • @tripled2096
      @tripled2096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean most fans haven't even read any of the books nowadays

    • @mvlligrvbs
      @mvlligrvbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tripled2096 me with my collection of almost all the warriors books + novellas

  • @allanrincon7200
    @allanrincon7200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    They keep forgetting the fact that Palkia can restrict the lion’s space to a singularity and Dialga can reverse their age until every cell in their bodies disappear. Checkmate

    • @lr-
      @lr- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Also by game rules there are specific moves with no limit on how many enemies they can hit at once, meaning one pokemon could send a single attack that hits one billion lions.

    • @pota07
      @pota07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lr- I didn't think of that actually. Multiple pokemon could just use earthquake. And earthquake could be used multiple times as well

    • @teresa9155
      @teresa9155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a billion lions is a lot of lions though..

    • @lr-
      @lr- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ah fuck, i didnt think about that...

    • @IlluminatedPhantom
      @IlluminatedPhantom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pota07 Earthquake only has an accuracy of 65%, meaning at roughly 30% (chance) of the lions won’t be hit.

  • @Ethanpariz
    @Ethanpariz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Meter question is actually very similar to this anime called Plunderer where everyone in the world is born with a number randomly tattooed on them and whenever they do a certain thing it goes up and they're not told what it is

    • @nickygian
      @nickygian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except Plunderer is unbelievably boring. Id rather watch something the Sandwich that Chuckles made on the same premise.

    • @Ethanpariz
      @Ethanpariz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickygian true

    • @FossilOld
      @FossilOld 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      sounds like infinity train to me

  • @mercuryisgay
    @mercuryisgay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hi chucklers

    • @currentlyxvibing2462
      @currentlyxvibing2462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hello fellow chucklers

    • @boutwood5284
      @boutwood5284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello fellow Chuckler

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi

    • @Sploberrie
      @Sploberrie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey there chucklers, Future Ted here to tell you about the sponsor of today's podcast

    • @cadenibz
      @cadenibz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey chuckler

  • @Memu_
    @Memu_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Connor is so far probably the only guest I could see actually being a full-time member of the podcast

    • @NNiffy
      @NNiffy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree kinda but also William Osman

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@NNiffy He had fun chemistry especially with Ted but I couldn't really see him being a member.

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you made this comment before wilbur's episode, but i think wilbur fits in really well with ted and schlatt

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bruhsauce644 I disagree. He had great chemistry but I couldn't see him be a full time member.

  • @slippyy6742
    @slippyy6742 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Why does Conner look so tiny in this episode? He looks like he’s Ted’s son sitting with all of his dad’s friends.

  • @jaderbug2621
    @jaderbug2621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Charlie saying he would go and find who did it if Grace turned into a worm is genuinely one of the sweetest things I’ve ever heard omg🥺🥺🥺

    • @aces_pretty_face2927
      @aces_pretty_face2927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s why Charlie is favorite puppy

    • @adelina-805
      @adelina-805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know🥺I would have just stepped on them and threw them out the window🥺

    • @danielchang4671
      @danielchang4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would have karate chopped the worm into multiple pieces

    • @danielchang4671
      @danielchang4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a meter for how hard I need to chop the worm to completely obliterate it

  • @kylemercier7549
    @kylemercier7549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of Sandwiches before they made you Chuckle

    • @t1redbenj804
      @t1redbenj804 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that your dog in your pfp? if so give them a pat on the head

  • @matterwiz1689
    @matterwiz1689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    yall really did connor dirty by putting him next to the tallest member of the sandwich...

  • @highdren9445
    @highdren9445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    30:26
    "YES! THE LIONS GET TO BE ON KETAMINE"
    -Ted Nivison

  • @LovesickF4wn
    @LovesickF4wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My rabbit absolutely loves Chuckle Sandwich, whenever I put it on he immediately relaxes, and starts to fall asleep. It's adorable.

  • @sunbomb.
    @sunbomb. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    looked forward to the connor episode, also thrilled charlie and ted know of guardians of ga'hoole and WARRIOR CATS

  • @borgar1738
    @borgar1738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to as my “girlfriend” becomes a worm
    (she goes to another school you wouldn’t know her)

  • @guythat779
    @guythat779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Air force isnt effective without ground support"
    "That's just not true"
    Said a true American
    That said, schlatt is right

    • @lr-
      @lr- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also, pokemon literally have moves without limits on the number of enemies they can hit, so if we're going by the game rules, they can use 5 earthquakes and win instantly.

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lr- cant they also like just have the God pokemon guy just de-exist the lions

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@guythat779 yeah and it busts wide open with like time travel and shit I personally think of rayquaza he just be flying and banging

  • @LordFarquaadIV
    @LordFarquaadIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Connor looks so distressed during the whole video

  • @okjoz
    @okjoz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    WolfeyVGC proved using game logic that pokemon would win. Basically there are a certain combo of moves that can provide infinite attacks, and also in group battles, some moves hit an infinite amount of enemies.

    • @ThatOneEnder
      @ThatOneEnder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A billion lions is a lot of lions though.

    • @semisolidsnake7103
      @semisolidsnake7103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lion ladders

    • @elontusk9167
      @elontusk9167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      deep sea pokemon would absolutely survive since what the hell are the lions gonna do? swim?

    • @michaelecklund9017
      @michaelecklund9017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also if they font give the pokemon a trainer than they're wild so they won't run out of pp

  • @Dimofyy
    @Dimofyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Didn’t we already have Connor on the podcast with Tommyinnit sitting in his shadow?

    • @PhoenixTwoFiftySix
      @PhoenixTwoFiftySix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Tommyinnit sitting in his shadow

    • @ConnorCTG
      @ConnorCTG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THE CUPS

  • @bingbippo1073
    @bingbippo1073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of Jschlatt before he rammed his car into the orphanage

  • @touch_me.
    @touch_me. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    34:21 assuming you know that there’s a hawk attacking you… if the hawk is diving, i believe it’s only able to go down and/or straightforward (without having to stop it’s dive)… meaning all you have to do to beat the hawk is by going behind where it is, resulting in it either
    a.) crashing into the ground going 120 mph resulting in it breaking all of it’s bones (assuming you have perfect timing on your dodge)
    b.) if the hawk stops itself from crashing it will need time to regain its altitude, giving you time to shoot it with your glock 19 (assuming you have exceptional marksmanship, and the glock is on hand… if not, rather than shooting it you can throw rocks at it and hope it hits one of its wings, or it’s head and knock the hawk out of the air)

    • @jacobrutzke691
      @jacobrutzke691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean they said it dives at 120 miles per hour but before it attacks some thing it has to slow down before that a lot.

    • @touch_me.
      @touch_me. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacobrutzke691 but slowing down would reduce the speed and damge of the attack, so why would a hawk wanna slow down?

    • @l1z4rd67
      @l1z4rd67 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@touch_me. to not break on impact like a sad elementary school egg drop?

    • @tripled2096
      @tripled2096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean if you've read warrior cats you'd know that all it takes is a few fully grown cats to take down a hawk, assuming they're carrying at least a fully grown cat and not a kitten. A human is usually larger than a small kitten.

    • @l1z4rd67
      @l1z4rd67 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tripled2096 kit*

  • @Jasmine-co3bt
    @Jasmine-co3bt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    55:29 i read the giver in school and ended up reading all 4 books in the series, i really enjoyed it

  • @Bean_kun
    @Bean_kun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ted: Mentions the Giver
    Me: *foams at the mouth whilst having high-school flashbacks*

  • @revilno
    @revilno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Get Jerma on this podcast!

    • @alexwolfe
      @alexwolfe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this would be incredible, the end of the world- blissful oblivion

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexwolfe yes. The rats of the world would be at peace

  • @rakporfal3948
    @rakporfal3948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    jschlatt argues about lions vs pokemon like my dad argues about politics

  • @Skellyender
    @Skellyender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This was a great episode of the chuckle sandwich featuring the popular youtube connoreatspants that I have fully watched through. I enjoy the part where connor said something funny during the chuckle sandwich podcast featuring connoreatspants. I would like to see more of this on the chuckle sandwich podcast, even if it doesn’t feature connoreatspants.

  • @BobJenification
    @BobJenification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    connor is genuinely attractive and the way the light/shadow hits his eyes really makes them sparkle

  • @DaxWyvrn
    @DaxWyvrn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The whole meter conversation, especially when they got up to it being hereditary, sounded similar to My Hero Academia quirks. Speculating on that kind of topic is a really fun conversation piece.

  • @milogasset
    @milogasset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being a fan of Connoreatspants

  • @Sir_Powder
    @Sir_Powder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The perfect podcast to listen to while bing chilling.

  • @saltychipguy865
    @saltychipguy865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I want two of you”
    Chill megatron

  • @celestite409
    @celestite409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    With the visual meter topic, all I can think of when Charlie talks about "levels" is the Sims skill meters that pop up above their heads

  • @Itzaric
    @Itzaric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Connor looks like one of those adult actors who they'd cast as high schoolers in 90s movies.
    Edit: I'd like a 'percent success' meter for everything I do so I could gauge out how risky my different choices are before going for it lmao

  • @aluap9079
    @aluap9079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The perfect podcast to listen to before listening to the podcast

  • @spaget6524
    @spaget6524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The perfect episode to watch while being named connor and eating pants

  • @Spiffier
    @Spiffier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Having Connor on is like collecting the final infinity stone of this group

  • @trbz_8745
    @trbz_8745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while mega-evolving Connor's Charizard-girlfriend

  • @deeganpearce9380
    @deeganpearce9380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I agree with schlatt about the Pokémon v lions thing, if it's a battle them the Pokémon lose, if it's a war, no doubt the Pokémon win, yes most of them will die, but the ones that can fly and have ranged attacks will survive because they can fly to a place where the lions aren't, rest(even with scouts who stay awake while others sleep), do a fly by and repeat until eventually all the lions die

    • @Bug-pi4oh
      @Bug-pi4oh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THEY WILL RUN OUT OF PP

    • @alexmt-s7403
      @alexmt-s7403 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO. NO. NO.

    • @Pleshie
      @Pleshie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arceus literally created the universe in canon tho rite
      I don't think lion bites would be able to harm it
      Plus ghost types wouldn't be hit by lions prolly

    • @Yakasuki
      @Yakasuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even if we go by game logic the pokemon win though, PP doesn't matter if all the pokemon are wild and either way, if we treated this like a giant multi-battle earthquake alone would kill all the lions on the field.

  • @revilno
    @revilno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Finally Connor! They’ve teased you on the show so much!

  • @sticky_bunns
    @sticky_bunns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I agree that the pokemon would win, because they discounted the fact that in sword and shield there's a cave of gigantimaxed pokemon without trainers. At least if it's like a war they would win. If it's a battle in some kind of magically enclosed area where the flying ones can't get away to rest and regain their pp then nah.

    • @agptaylor3201
      @agptaylor3201 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wrong

    • @agptaylor3201
      @agptaylor3201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im sorry that was rude\

    • @symawi312
      @symawi312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean if all pokemon are there then that means the weird dragon from SwSh is there and that is according to everything the source of dynamax energy. technically it could just throw out a darkest day and make every pokemon dynamax

    • @honorableintent
      @honorableintent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only if the Pokemon worked together. Generally, they have their ecological niches and so they would compete among each other and the lions would compete, but more in an attempt to outhunt the others and force them out of the region, so the Pokemon would most likely kill each other first and there would be lions leftover.

    • @honorableintent
      @honorableintent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      However, if we run by the stipulations Connor sets forth, in the games, Earthquake hits everything in the engagement and would thus kill hundreds if not thousands of lions per use.

  • @Fake_Brian
    @Fake_Brian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    10 minutes in and they managed to transition from worms for girlfriends to religion

  • @BlubRuss
    @BlubRuss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This pokemon vs lion part is like all of ur uncles got drunk and then start talking about politics

  • @MorsDeus117
    @MorsDeus117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:12:26 POV: You're a stormtrooper that just heard the Death Star shield generator going down