MARTIN STEALS FOOD?! | Double Toasted Bites

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  • @LegendaryTony.
    @LegendaryTony. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Thank goodness DT fulfills Martin's need for a side hustle because he'd be an absolute menace to society as a delivery driver for Uber Eats. 😂

    • @kilode5798
      @kilode5798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Martin Thomas? He's a menace! Get me pictures of Martin!

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He comes to the door
      “Someone broke into my car and ate your food”

  • @ShelbyBaby27
    @ShelbyBaby27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Martin probably rolled up to many outdoor barbecues posing as long lost relatives! 😂😂

    • @onyxclemons7795
      @onyxclemons7795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Acting like he's someone's Cousin Pete 😂 lmao

  • @ShelbyBaby27
    @ShelbyBaby27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I bet Martin's wife is so relieved by his confession! He's probably been blaming their kids for years 🤣🤣

  • @JerseyNYC83
    @JerseyNYC83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Korey wants payback for Mia eating his egg roll 😂

    • @jkseraphim4
      @jkseraphim4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought about that story too! You can hear it in his voice about his food being eaten.

  • @truboss9470
    @truboss9470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    *Martin’s little cousin goes to the bathroom*
    Martin:🕵🏾‍♂️

    • @onionrovirosa
      @onionrovirosa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want that Martin emoji

  • @mikeyj7824
    @mikeyj7824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Martin be sliding around people plates like the grinch 🤣

  • @ShelbyBaby27
    @ShelbyBaby27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The ease in which Martin admitted to his thievery is hilarious! This is the best Better Help ad ever! 😂

  • @PhoenixDawnX77
    @PhoenixDawnX77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    😂 😂 😂 One of the funniest things ever, because Martin seems so classy 😂. It's ALWAYS the last person you suspect.

    • @galenspikesmusic
      @galenspikesmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      martin is the 🐐

    • @PhoenixDawnX77
      @PhoenixDawnX77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@galenspikesmusic it's just not the same when there's a clip when Martin isn't on it. Korey is a great host and he's able to converse with everyone and spread his opinion, but I watch the content to see what Martin has to say....even when I disagree with him. That's just the sign if a good cohost. I wish he had his own show, but it's very hard to host when you have a big following and you're 🐐 at aspects but not be a conversationalist.

  • @TheSydneyLad
    @TheSydneyLad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Martin goin' around, tasting other people's food.
    RANDOM PERSON: "Hey, what are you doing, tasting MY food?!"
    MARTIN: "Oh, excuse me. I'm a licensed movie critic AND food critic...now get out the way and leave me alone."

  • @OmarBhoo
    @OmarBhoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Martin is the Hamburgler! I didn't know!

  • @SerenityAutumn
    @SerenityAutumn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Korey killed me with the Pink Panther theme oh my God🤣🤣🤣

  • @cnohrnospkno
    @cnohrnospkno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was priceless, AND he's 100% correct. Not sure why the other guys won't admit it.

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know I am just as guilty as Martin is when it comes to food theft from other family members. I also don't know why the others won't admit it too lol 😂! I know my younger brother was relieved he didn't have to go through it again when he finally got his own home 😁.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Martin the real hamburglar! I’ve done it too lol 😆

    • @DuncanUdaho67
      @DuncanUdaho67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know Martin has a Hamburglar hat in his collection somewhere lol

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s more like the Bluto to Popeye’s

  • @The3rdGunman
    @The3rdGunman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Martin Thomas Crown Affair

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Take this sir 🏆

  • @armandoestrada5224
    @armandoestrada5224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "The soup prepared with a stolen hen tastes WAY BETTER."
    Old Puerto-Rican proverb

  • @SCBUFC
    @SCBUFC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Don’t ever let Martin hold your bag of fries in the drive through

  • @draggoon9121
    @draggoon9121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    😂cat Dady sneaking food of plates 🤣

  • @onionrovirosa
    @onionrovirosa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How you guys go from a chily turkey to Martin stealing food is why you are the best

  • @robertdelossantos5844
    @robertdelossantos5844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Want Martin to steal Korey’s turkey chili. That sounds delicious for him.

  • @philngood5955
    @philngood5955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Martin...I can't lie man. I'm with you. I've been doing this for years....it's a legit problem. I know it's wrong but...I just can't stop. That feeling you get when you pull off a successful heist...nothing like it 🤣

  • @timothylewis2527
    @timothylewis2527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Martin said the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest!

  • @chrischeckerslara3441
    @chrischeckerslara3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Creepin korey outside of billy's window beatin his meat for that chili lmao.

  • @Zandersaurus
    @Zandersaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Korey: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP EATING MY SHIT?!!! 😂

  • @batmanofsanantonio5331
    @batmanofsanantonio5331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Could you imagine Martin if he swiped somebody’s Popeye’s? He’d be grinning from ear to ear!

  • @Simonious_Monk
    @Simonious_Monk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Martin is every roommate I've ever had.

  • @NoOnesaidthis
    @NoOnesaidthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Crime is delicious “ Martin

  • @TreFKennedy
    @TreFKennedy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Martin a good bandit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jimfaust6342
    @jimfaust6342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Martins got a buffet going 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IAmAlmightyGod
    @IAmAlmightyGod ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now we need the DT turkey chili episode. I know it's not a cooking show but make a exception.

  • @oliverqueen8506
    @oliverqueen8506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Call that the Martin Tax when he take a little off the top

  • @rogerbernard187
    @rogerbernard187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I just need to get right!"..😂😂

  • @thickbrownlegs1859
    @thickbrownlegs1859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Agreed certain things in a marriage cannot be shared food is #1 🤣🤣🤣. 17 years in no niceness, I tell hubby leave my tequila alone, F bruh. Martin needs better help 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tampaflbeastforlife
    @tampaflbeastforlife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'm with martin on this I've felt the same stealing my family food when they not looking and it just tastes so much better lol even at night when they are sleeping ill go in the kitchen and take their cookies or whatever than sneak back to my room and just eat like a monster lool

    • @onyxclemons7795
      @onyxclemons7795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the thrill of you getting into their food without them knowing 😂 I feel that!

    • @tampaflbeastforlife
      @tampaflbeastforlife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@onyxclemons7795 for real Miss those days lol

  • @dbog5214
    @dbog5214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There is a principal like that, there's an old saying; "stolen water will be sweeter".

  • @bigmixx75
    @bigmixx75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So we have Martin as the gourmet Lupin the third, Korey the foodie voyeur and Billy the snack rustler. This sounds like the beginning of an Ocean's 11 spinoff

  • @denkokoro
    @denkokoro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    See? I called it. Martin has chaotic tendencies.

  • @codafett
    @codafett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You guys have such great chemistry

  • @davidruiz2474
    @davidruiz2474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I was thinking of Martin last night when I stole a soda from my mother-in-law. It tasted so good on the drive home 🤘 #trashpandasunite

    • @joshuaaskew5598
      @joshuaaskew5598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stole a Gatorade from my neighbor after I mowed their lawn. ✊

    • @williejones6446
      @williejones6446 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to work at starbucks and take a drink before the night was out from the front of the register like I was a customer

  • @cjjones258
    @cjjones258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Martin will follow his nose where ever there's food🥓🥩🍗🍖🍔🍟

  • @eckoalbino1623
    @eckoalbino1623 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Martin be stealin' those pic-a-nic baskets at Jellystone Park then Ranger Smith comes in and yells "MARTIIIIIINNNNNN"

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I used to buy an extra pizza because, after asking everyone else in the house if they want pizza, and being told "no", so I only order ONE, those same people suddenly want a slice of YOUR pizza. Slowly you watch your pizza disappear. 🍕

  • @traesmith9822
    @traesmith9822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Martin is the dad from that Tim Robinson burger sketch. "Gimme dat" 😆

  • @badman3000
    @badman3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm going to call BS on Korey because I've been to casino El Camino with him and I swear he ate at least half of my fries off my plate without asking.

  • @djmontyforyou
    @djmontyforyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Speechless. You all have outdone yourself this time.lol. and the Pink Panther music 💯😂😂😂😂😂😂and multiple Billy laughs.

  • @ChrisMeadows1992
    @ChrisMeadows1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I won’t lie. I’m this guy.

  • @littlsuprstr
    @littlsuprstr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We need Billy Brooks's turkey chili recipe.

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's all I'm thinking about right now! I'm really wanting that recipe to try it for myself! I'll probably have to settle with looking on TH-cam for turkey chili recipes 😄.

  • @lightsoutmedia7370
    @lightsoutmedia7370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Martin killing it wit that hat 🔥🔥🔥

  • @PoyTroy
    @PoyTroy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's real life, my girl even knows, when we go out to eat and she wants to "share a plate " I'm like nope, order your own 😂

  • @randomanton
    @randomanton ปีที่แล้ว

    i never even thought about turkey chili... but next thanksgiving

  • @shaunr1996
    @shaunr1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I agree with Martin

  • @supermetroid009
    @supermetroid009 ปีที่แล้ว

    these are the videos i live for 🤣🤣🤣

  • @timothylewis2527
    @timothylewis2527 ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep coming back to this video 😂😂😂

  • @crushindadiscussion4884
    @crushindadiscussion4884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Next big Hulu doc martins meals or not

  • @angelicafigueroa0221
    @angelicafigueroa0221 ปีที่แล้ว

    Korey eating all the chilli was revenge for the egg rolls

  • @ze1xus
    @ze1xus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Hat!!!

    • @quincyjones685
      @quincyjones685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The pink hat with the pink Panther theme song, hilarious.

  • @fdub301
    @fdub301 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm the most honest liar you'll ever met
    - Martin Thomas, 2023

  • @empirejackson5434
    @empirejackson5434 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My son and I love Arby's! I guess we're among the exceptions along with all the other black folks I know who love that beef and cheddar and the curly fries with the cheese dip!😊😊😊

  • @Himdatboiii
    @Himdatboiii 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:14 that’s the face of being shit he speaking truth 😭

  • @morningstar7329
    @morningstar7329 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:09 LOL

  • @WrvrUgoThrUR
    @WrvrUgoThrUR 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I once had a lady of mine get upset with me because I wouldn’t give her some of my Auntie Anne’s Pretzel--when I had bought her the Exact same fukin pretzel!!!!!!! 🤦🏽‍♂️ and that’s why 🎶 I’mmmm living the singo singo singo…………….hhLIFE!! 🎶

  • @lhooq27
    @lhooq27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the name of all that is holy, we beg you to share your turkey chili recipe with us, Billy.

  • @PoyTroy
    @PoyTroy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lies are not being told, when you eat someone else's food , the shit be better😂

  • @johannabailey1035
    @johannabailey1035 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao...... Martin snitched

  • @MyPerspectiv
    @MyPerspectiv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, we all know now not to leave our food around Martin. Martin would be the perfect GrubHub delivery person.

  • @GradyBaby13
    @GradyBaby13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Foodgative

  • @christhomas8628
    @christhomas8628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You're honor, you don't understand. The money I had in my wallet just didn't feel as satisfying as the cash that I got from that armed robbery..."

  • @onyxclemons7795
    @onyxclemons7795 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao this had me dying 😂 Don't touch my shit!

  • @tatsukinomiya
    @tatsukinomiya ปีที่แล้ว

    Martin the #GOAT 🐐 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DaShonuff
    @DaShonuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was there, they roasted Martin good 🤣!

  • @mellowourld7608
    @mellowourld7608 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought that a better help ad was coming.

  • @AP-pk6mk
    @AP-pk6mk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plot twist: Martin's aunt was putting hunger satisfying flakes on all her and her daughters food so she wouldn't overeat and Martin stole from them and the flakes made him believe stealing food just makes it more satisfying

  • @thenerdtalkpodcast9460
    @thenerdtalkpodcast9460 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mom used to steal off my plate and it pissed me off. I could never take off someones plate

  • @mofish8925
    @mofish8925 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha. Who picks off of another person's plate? Martin's silly.

  • @rmeddy
    @rmeddy ปีที่แล้ว

    Tonight he dines on turtle soup

  • @themoviecritic1092
    @themoviecritic1092 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this

  • @israelnekruman
    @israelnekruman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE.

  • @djmoore4444
    @djmoore4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They said nah it doesn't taste better but they didn't say they didn't get a fry or 5 😆🤣😅 somebody else food and drink does seem to be more tasty 😋

  • @TEEANVEE
    @TEEANVEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I make Turkey chili. I need his recipe

  • @665don667
    @665don667 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode brought to you by Better Help, Hello Fresh and Shudder.

  • @CharTurner6928
    @CharTurner6928 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    umm, Billy, you gone share that recipe with us??? *scratching neck* come on man, hook us up!!

  • @BuckMeisterCulREACTS
    @BuckMeisterCulREACTS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @austinck7681
    @austinck7681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pinky La rueeee

  • @denkokoro
    @denkokoro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:08 🎶😫"Hide your kids, hide your windows."🥷🎶