Ya Burnt: Cologne, Quiet Quitting and Aaron Judge
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- Seth sizzles through a list of topics and fires sick burns at some deserving subjects, like glue and people who say "autumn."
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Ya Burnt: Cologne, Quiet Quitting and Aaron Judge - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Always remember: "quiet quitting" is the way they're trying to brand workers as lazy, the actual praxis is called "work to rule" (look it up). If that's too hard to remember, you can always go with "act your wage". Or, if you must insist on "quiet quitting", you should probably also talk about "quiet firing", which is when your employer doesn't give you a raise for half a decade because times are oh so tough, while posting record profits.
Well said!
Just 10 years ago it was called trying to have a work/life balance.
All of this.
I call it "setting boundaries." My off hours are mine.
Quiet Quitting, where you clock out and stop answering work calls.
BECAUSE YOU CLOCKED OUT.
"Quiet quitting" is also known as not being stupid enough to do things you're not paid to do.
or: "act your wage".
I forget a lot of gen Zers watch this show until I check the comments
That's not how the only person we've had to deal with used it. He was using his personal phone on shift and sitting in the Office instead of doing the patrols the client was paying for him to do. He was writing that he was still doing the work but it was easily shown on camera that he wasn't. The manager's with some other local companies were complaining about the same thing, people lying that they did what they were supposed to and they didn't.
Not the lack of good employee's that'll help out their coworkers or the clients, but the trend of people lying that they did their minimum while goofing off.
There's a difference between not doing your job and expecting to get paid for it while calling it "quiet quitting" and doing the task list without going above to help your coworkers.
@@nehpets216 That's him literally quietly quitting his job. The term is being used on people that are doing what they are paid to do. If your example was correct, the guy would've been on patrol and done what he's supposed to do but he wouldn't be doing anything off the clock or something he was never trained to do nor above his pay grade.
@@blackmark2899 As I said, I've seen people talking about it online as not doing more than what is needed but the only experiences I've heard about in real life are people using it as a reason for them not doing the job at all and lying to get paid.
CORRECTION: as others have mentioned, "quiet quitting" is just doing your job as specified in your contract. Employers are trying to make it seem as if only doing what you are required to do - which is also all you're paid for - is somehow lazy, when the truth is that employers just want free labour.
Yep. I think people get the idea that quiet quitters are people who do the bare minimum at a 9 to 5 job that also includes a one hour lunch break.
When really it's people who used to work unpaid overtime on nights, weekends, and early mornings; people who always picked up and finished the projects that other "team" members just somehow could not; people who have been literally catching and fixing corporate errors before it becomes a problem; it's these people who are quitting in the sense that they will no longer be subjecting themselves to burn out.
As someone who grew up in the city of Cologne I have to say that that Düsseldorf joke was spot on and unexpected. Well done Sir!
Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and support one side with guns.
The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan.
@@Enyavar1 In this rivalry, both sides wear red/white. That should confuse Americans just enough not to cause major issues 😁
@@Enyavar1 There's no bipartisanship in this rivalry. One side has clearly the much better beer and the other has to take all their pride out of having a vastly oversized train station chapel
(Stares in American) 👁️👄👁️🍿🍿
haha I was thinking the same as a German, that joke was coming out of left field but hit right on target!
The more casual you get as a host the more i love it.
I know, right?
Authenticity goes a long way today.
I believe the perception/or projection of authenticity derived from appearance (or optics, in general) is called
_verisimilitude_ , im sorry I thought someone was asking for irrelevant trivia. (But,If I'm wrong, the fact that I put it in italics is going to make it so much more hilarious)
He’s becoming a late night TH-camr and it’s fucking amazing
Yes, Seth replaced Colbert as my partner's late night favourite because of his casual dress.
This is why I loved the Seth Meyers Attic Crawlspace shows the best.
Correction: quiet quting is just " work to rule" an old tactic used by unions. At a time when workers have slightly more power then we have had for some time, big business is trying to make "completing your assigned work within work hours" to seem entitled and lazy.
Yep
nah. "quiet quitting" is just "working" as it should be.
I think it's Japan that has taken this to the point where it's very, very bad style to leave on time, and basically everybody will hang around hours past official working hours, with not really anything to do.
It's utterly ridiculous, and clearly not even good for economy.
And of course, ask for anything that's not yours according to your work contract, and the words "well I'm running a business not a charity how can you be so unprofessional" are heading your way.
Ya burnt out
Unions = bad
Loved the Düsseldorf joke. The rivalry between Cologne (Köln) and Düsseldorf is legendary
Who knew?
I'm not sure if it's a good thing if America now takes sides in German city rivalries.
When we don't like the neighbor city, we laugh about them during Carnival. When certain Americans learn more about life in Cologne though, I'd be afraid for the life of Colonian exchange students in half the country.
as a Düsseldorfer myself, I very much appreciate the burn on cologne
I'm not sure if it's a good thing if America now takes sides in German city rivalries. If this ever gets politicized for whatever reason (like learning about the Jungfrau being a man), half of America will despise Colonians and declare to be proud Düsseldorfer Jungs... Not to mention that they send death threats to anyone they don't like.
I laughed at a lot of these, but Seth's repeated annoyance during the Glue segment was the best part. He was channeling Al Bundy with some of that exasperation. 😆
there's something kind of inspiring about the fact that seth is still, after all these years, so enamored with tree frogs
I'm not sure if it's a passion, or if every time he tries to get the information he needs he gets evacuated due to a burning smell. 8 years and he still doesn't know what a migrating tree frog sounds like... 😔
Wait, is Wally a tree frog? 🤯
I, and my children with me, am also enamored of tree frogs
I really need to know about migrating tree frogs!
@@angeluscorpius I know! Do they leap from tree to tree or "brachiate" with their tongues?👅🐸
Correction: Pickleball was invented by the former governor of Washington in Bainbridge island. It was named after his dog, Pickle! It is now the official sport of Washington.
Also CORRECTION: Fall begins with the Autumnal equinox (Spring begins with the Vernal equinox). Solstices mark the beginning of Winter and Summer.
Hello friend.
Should spring then, go by Verne,or Laverne or Shirley.
I second this Correction. I was about to bring up the same point.
Also, I'm pretty sure the US is one of the only countries to call the season Fall. Everyone else calls it Autumn.
I third the correction. C'mon Seth & Co. Too-ooooo easy. "Burn Backfire!" 😵💫
I'm gonna start calling spring "vernal".
_"And hey, Cologne, if I actually wanted a good time, I'd just go to Düsseldorf."_ (1:24)
> Using Düsseldorf to "burn" Cologne is spot-on. Kudos!
As someone named Autumn, this made me giggle.
Weren't you listening? You're name is now Fall.
Fred Fall here
Humpty Dumpty had an autumn.
@@SayAhh sounds like superman's unemployed, divorced uncle
Autumn, huh? Guess one can't help falling for you.
The entire glue bit was amazing.
Im impressed by the writers...
How on earth do Americans know about the hatred between Düsseldorf and Cologne! Great burn, great joke! Greetings from Germany (Koblenz)!
Hannover hier!
Altbier enjoyer hier!
@@oasisinthestorm1361 Someone should be shouting "Brunswig here" now, to keep up the scheme, but who cares about Peine East.
Took me like thress seconds, because I did not expect that at all! Makes the burn even better!
Thank you, I was wondering whether Bielefeld would have been a better joke.
In terms of burning glue, people who repair guitars, especially antique ones, (and some other types of old woodworking) sometimes do burn glue. If you’re trying to identify what type of glue was used, burning a bit of it can narrow it down really quickly. This can help to inform how you need to go about reversing or repairing the glue joint.
huh. TIL
That's cool! See you in Corrections Friday.
As someone who has burned little pieces of fabric to determine what it's made of, nice to know the method also works in other areas 👍
Same for accordion repair!
Henry David Thoreau line had me in tears.
😂😂😂😂
I'm gonna use that next time somebody corrects me for saying Fall
@@flowertrue I mean, I find the word 'autumn' useful, because if you say 'Fall' some people may assume 'of civilization' because let's be real things aren't looking super long-term stable out here.
We want the Sea Captain!!
I love how they mention the least amount of work then end it without the last cutoff one
Dictionary says “Fall” is only used by American English & Canadian English, which is not the majority of the English speaking world. (Plus “Fall” has other meanings.)
I'm Canadian and use "Autumn"; that said, my mum was British. When corresponding with American friends I use "Fall", capitalized (just as "Spring" should be capitalized, as, like "Fall", it has another meaning).
Correction: solstice marks the beginning of winter or summer. Fall started with equinox as does the spring
You mean autumn.
that doesn't contradict anything he said. you're trying too hard, and it's pathetic. knock it off.
@@peterg5383 the verbose announcer guy said he calls it solstice, so he is wrong. Sept 22 was the fall (autumnal) equinox, which means the days and nights are of equal length, and essentially represents the middle point of the cirlce. The days will get shorter from this point forward until the winter solstice, which is the apex point of this circular pattern, where the day is the shortest and the night is the longest of the season (and the summer solstice would be on the opposite side of the circle - longest day, shortest night). From that day until the next equinox the days will again grow longer and the nights shorter, until they meet in the middle again. Which will culminate with the spring equinox in which the days and nights are again of equal length, and just so happens to also be my birthday weekend so I am personally invested in knowing the difference between an equinox and a solstice. Anyway happy autumn yall hope everyone gets the pumpkins and flashlights they asked for
Technically, both Spring and AUTUMN are centered around the equinoxes...
Ah, beaten to the punch by another astronomically aware jackal....
Calling autumn fall is like calling summer shiny 😎
Good idea! And winter could be "Cold." Meth is going to pay for this.
Or winter "decompose".
Or Winter "Snow"? Thing is, you could drop the name "Fall" and there would then be one word for the season: Autumn. That "argument" is at best specious.
And spring should be "sprout"?
Summer should be called "ya burnt."
Never thought I would laugh so hard about FUCKING GLUE.
Never stop doing Ya Burnt!
It's always a hilarious treat and holds its own even with all the newer cool stuff the show has come up with (impressions, corrections, cicada, inspection, etc)
I'm still holding out hope that Cicada Cicada will be a real thing.
I believe this is the first time Seth finishes the entire Ya Burnt list.
As a German I appreciate the Dusseldorf joke. ^^
Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and supply one side with guns to shoot the Jungfrau.
The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan!
So glad that Seth is back with Ya Burnt!!! 🤣🤣🤣 GLUE!!!!
I asked for a Ya Burnt a couple weeks ago, and boom, here it is. Thank you Seth and Crew for keeping this segment alive!
It’s not a solstice. It’s an equinox. Autumnal Equinox. Yes, autumn.
I thought the same, but didn't even think to jackal it. Good on ya.
Thank you fellow season enforcer.
Hunh... Hey Google, what's the difference between solstice and equinox?
...
Mmm hmm... I see...
...
OK. Thanks Google! And thanks Amanda! 💫 _The More You Know_ 🌈
Correct Correction!. It is Winter and Summer solstice, Autumn and Spring Equinox.
@@MariaVosa The Spring Equinox is also called Vernal Equinox.
One day we'll get that killer migrating tree frog story.
I want him to bring on a guest who's a biologist, talk about all kinds of subjects, and then say "so listen, I had a question: are there actually any tree frogs that migrate?" and as the guest begins to answer cut them off with "oh, sorry, looks like we're out of time."
We can hope
I don’t remember the last time I laughed this hard 💀 I also don’t remember the last time I felt this removed from a live audience. Our reactions were not the same lol
I really hope that on Seth Meyers' last episode of Late Night he actually does a full segment on migrating tree frogs. I hope this day doesn't come for years to be clear, but I really do want to hear Seth teach us all about migrating tree frogs one day.
Wally is my favorite part of Late Night. I was waiting for his cameo as soon as I saw Quiet Quitting on the board but that was much funnier than I even expected.
This was an incredible piece of comedy.
I laughed through the whole thing. Just brilliant.
@@katm6 likewise. This show is among the few things that got even better during the pandemic.
We're never going to learn about those migrating tree frogs :(
Ya burnt
It's been 8 years!
could he explain about it in corrections 😞
I actually started looking up academic articles about tree frog migration, just to have some closure. Most recent I found was Interspecific Variation in Seasonal Migration and Brumation Behavior in Two Closely Related Species of Treefrogs.
Those frogs: If you look at the Seth/Stefon-last episode of season 4-watch the bit on the teleprompter that Seth tries to get out but cannot quite manage because Stefon just left him. Be sure and watch Seasons1-4 if you haven’t. Doing so in order is so necessary, and the whole thing is too good to miss anyhow.
I appreciate how self aware Seth is😂
😄
Its the best part lol
Fans of ontology, eh?
_I think that Autumn "burnt" applies to me?_
Except that he is still desperately trying to get Ya Burnt to catch on. :/
@@JasonDeline blasphemer blasPHEMEr !!!
Homer told us all to quiet quit 30 years ago
You went way too easy on The LIV Golf Tournament.
Women have long sprayed in front of ourselves then walked thru and many don't get this. I love autumn. Fall too. You're nuts Seth and Co.
I really hope that one day Seth starts the migration tree frog bit leading into yah burnt but actually then does a close look on frogs. "Oh you were expecting the burn zone? yah burnt"
I hope that when Seth eventually retires, he makes his final show a one and a half hour deep dive into the lives of migrating tree frogs.
Also, was it Ian or Scollins who ate glue as a kid?
Scoll8ns still does
"Calling it Autumn is pretentious!"... said nobody ever from the British Commonwealth.
Seth Meyers is the only late night show host I watch. The show seems so fun to produce. The way he includes his writers in the jokes. Wally!
I don’t know why, but Seth always sounds very ‘Boston’ when he says “Y’a Burnt!”
He’s from New Hampshire. Where Massachusetts goes to buy their beer
@@tylerkochman1007 And cigarettes. And anything else where paying no sales tax is worth the gas. And finally filled with people who hate that people from Massachusetts go there.
Got to go to the taping for this episode today and it was such a wonderful experience 😁
Lucky you! I always think it would it would be like a Disney ride. You wait around for fun and action and after a 3 hour wait you get about 3 minutes worth.
Like an hour of waiting for two hours of fun and the waiting was made pretty bearable.
🔥I have LOVED ALL 8 YEARS of 🔥"Ya Burnt" 🔥
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Er… we call it autumn in the UK, but it’s fine that Americans don’t. It actually makes remembering which direction the clocks move easier: ‘spring forward, fall back’
LOVED the Cologne v Düsseldorf joke! Props to the writer for that one 💪
Really appreciated the Cologne/Düsseldorf joke
Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and supply one side with guns to shoot the Jungfrau.
The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan!
Glue? Ya burnin' glue? What did that smell like? St. Elmer's Fire? That's just Krazy.
The joke about the "groaner" was priceless
Correction at 2:28 saying SAT Test is like saying ATM Machine. Scholastic Aptitude Test Test.
Going to Düsseldorf instead of Cologne is more like a self-burn 😂
Not a mosher?
I love the word autumn. Every season should be synchronized with six letters.
As a German coming from near Düsseldorf, the Köln burn was spot on! We wont talk beers...
Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and supply one side with guns to shoot the Jungfrau.
The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan!
Another correction. Down under we don't have too many northern hemisphere trees, our gum/eucalyptus trees lose bark but shed leaves all year round, so it is Autumn to us.
CORRECTION: the NBA has Robert Williams III and Marvin Bagley III as current players, so golf isn't the only sport with multiple athletes with a III as part of their last name.
He said “multiple athletes”… basically a shitload.
Loved the "hey glue! Make like Elmer and go Fudd yourself". 😂😂😂😂
Zoinks and gadzooks! Seth's visible "I told you that was stupid" was hilarious.
Will he ever complete his factoid/news piece about "tree frogs" ? It's been years now since he's left that one hanging. lol
Edit: seeing Wally instantly brightens up my day. He seems like such a sweet person.
You might complain (and you did) about people buying 144 toilet paper rolls but it could have been worse. They could have bought 288 rolls. That would be two gross.
Almost didn’t catch that.
20 would score highest.
Yay for play on archaic words!
Ba-dum-TISH!
you at least get a 😎 for that 😂
The Düsseldorf/Cologne burn was actually good & acurate. Greetz from Berlin City, original.
This was the best one I've heard in YEARS! The glue jokes 👌🏼🤣
0:54 Did Seth say 'umpossible'? 🤔
I think it was unpossible, as used by Ralph Wiggum.
Tree 🐸 tree 🐸 tree 🐸
ONE DAY WE ARE GONNA LEARN ABOUT THOSE TREE FROGS!!
Where do I send the doctor's bill? Because I think I ruptured something laughing so hard.
I especially appreciate the writers burning Seth for admitting to play Pickleball - and Seth burning them right back for submitting glue!
Here's to another 8 years of Ya Burnt!
Seth burning the rest of the English speaking world for not using the American word is such a Late Night mood.
Worse, it is neither true for evergreens, nor true for the USA because the entire point of "Ya Burnt" was that SOME Americans say Autumn.
Autumn is 6 letters....it's a bit tough for your average American.
@@jeffhoward162 WORDL is a British invention.
*Corrections*
Autumn is an equinox not solstice
Excellent Cologne /Düsseldorf burn. Truly excellent.
Duesseldorf here. Great burn of that other city! Loved it. 😂
Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and supply one side with the firepower to actually go on a burning spree.
The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan!
*Wait! Did I miss "Ya Burnt"??? I was balls deep in Wally clips!* 😭
I want to know which writer of his actually knew about *the massive rivalry between Cologne and Düsseldorf.*
Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and support one side with guns.
The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan.
Probably Seth himself
@@karenwhaley8635 Strangely I keep forgetting that his very name is a variation on the most common German last name!
I started smoking as soon as he started sniffing and saying he's smelling smoke and I swear I just had an out-of-body experience that was insane 😂😅 I thought he has literally talking to me!
"Fall is descriptive" - yeah, like all the other seasons, when snow is uh... wintering, and the sun is summering.
Everyone else on the planet says autumn.... Yanks are the only ones, who describe the season... Leaf fall down..... Hence Fall....
And then we do stuff like take "petroleum" and instead of shortening to "petrol" like everyone else, call it "gas" when it's clearly a liquid (as Hannah Gadsby pointed out).
@@annadownya7754 it's shortened from gasoline. "From Cazeline (possibly influenced by Gazeline, the name of an Irish copy), a brand of petroleum-derived lighting oil, from the surname of the man who first marketed it in 1862, John Cassell, and the suffix -eline. The suffix -eline is from Ancient Greek ἔλαιον (élaion, “oil, olive oil”), Gasolene is found from 1863, and gasoline from 1864."
8 years and still hilarious
ahhhhhhhh 10/10 for the Cologne - Düsseldorf joke. One of the first things I learned when moving to Cologne is you are not allowed to say nice things about Düsseldorf...
The glue bit had me laughing out loud on my break.
The Cologne/Düsseldorf joke was actually perfect. Obviously eau de cologne is from Cologne and named after the city, and if there's one city people in Cologne love to hate, it's Düsseldorf (or Krefeld, if they know where that is)
also, Dusseldorf IS more fun :P
And vice versa - Cologne hates Düsseldorf, Düsseldorf hates Cologne, everyone hates Krefeld
Don't get me started on Krefeld.
To be fair, Cologne has no reason to hate Düsseldorf. They are the ones with this washy "beer".
@@metalhos I'd come over and slap you for that comment, but if I'd have to go to D***eldorf for that, the trauma is not worth it.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while; thanks, Seth (and writers)!
P.S. I need a fire extinguisher - I use the word "Autumn".
Ya burnt........
8yrs......
I luv it....
❤️
It's not fall... it's Autumn.. the season of gathering food and harvest, preparing for the cold winter.
The leaves also fall during Autumn, and autumn is a wonderful noun, and an even better adjective and descriptor... "The richness of colour across autumnal scapes"... for me it's a wonderful word conjuring sights, smells and feelings...
Jackal alert 🚨 if you hold up a paper it’s so you can see the front page and the date. Holding the paper the way he is would be useless! Thanks Graphics Department!
Ooh! Is Seth going to go down to Graphics and spank them?! 💕💋
appreciate the Düsseldorf joke
Seth, the smoke you're smelling is *you* cause you're on fire!
Well unless the screen on my phone cut off the last item I think Seth fulfilled a dream of mine and FINALLY went through everything on the Burn Zone!!!! 😁🔥
That Düsseldorf joke. Fantastic. A joke just for us germans. xD
Don't let Americans into German city rivalries, they'll only ruin it. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and supply one side with guns to shoot the Jungfrau.
The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan!
solstices occur in June and December. the equinoxes are in March and "Autumn".
"....summering in the cool shade of your ass". "Chefs kiss joke!
Love Ya Burnt. You can always pick out Jenny's jokes. Haha
Will we ever get the migrating tree frogs ending?
I used to do science booths for school events and we made slime out of glue and borax. Once, at one of my busiest events, a mother holding a child of about 3 pushed other kids out of the way to pick up a cup of glue, while I explained the science of the slime. I watched in horror as this Schoolyard Karen hands the three-year-old this clear cup with a milky white liquid inside. Before I can say anything, that kid has drunk all the glue.
I should have been more upset. But that's what you get for being a jerk at the slime table.
There's a reason that activity was ages 7+
Me every week: OMG Yes, Ya Burnt! YAY Corrections!
I'm so glad to see the top two comments so far are well-articulated pushback points on the topic of quiet quitting. That's awesome.
Why would you call Autumn (Fall) solstice? The solstice events occur in the summer and winter. Equinox are in the fall and spring. Add another one to corrections for this week i guess.
That Düsseldorf joke, just for us....I am getting a little teary eyed.
Chef’s kiss for glue!
Whoever came up with "dill don't" needs a raise