Haberman's Book Details Racist, Sexist Behavior By The Former President | Lizzo Makes History Cool

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  • @danielnajerabetancourt8415
    @danielnajerabetancourt8415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    I saw Colbert live for the first time today, is the best experience; his presence, the band all was amazing

    • @syreallewyatt5048
      @syreallewyatt5048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      good for you.. grats... stories, memories

    • @Vmaxfodder
      @Vmaxfodder 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice you are truly a real racist!!

    • @mark-ish
      @mark-ish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Flex.
      lols.
      Jelly.

    • @babybijou969
      @babybijou969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice!

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Congratulations

  • @JerrisEverydayPeople
    @JerrisEverydayPeople 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Going to my first taping of “The Late Show” next week and I can’t wait. Not dying, but has been on my bucket list forever.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Congrats!!! So happy for you!

    • @williamduffy1227
      @williamduffy1227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I went to a taping of the David Letterman Show at that theater. It's amazing how small it is, especially the stage.

  • @Free4Ever-grace
    @Free4Ever-grace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    “First of all, we can’t believe you happened to us” is the perfect line Mr. Colbert. And history is cool.

    • @italiannn16
      @italiannn16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know what is awesome history? The Abraham Accords. The first Middle East peace agreement in almost a century.
      THANKS TRUMP

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Six years later, and I still can't believe people actually voted for this thing twice!

    • @italiannn16
      @italiannn16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@couragekarnga8735 How's that war, inflation, gas prices, home mortgages, violence, border, Covid deaths and supply chain going now?😂😂😂😂
      But, but, a late night comedian said orange man bad.
      You are all the worst people to ever live.

    • @kgames1748
      @kgames1748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

    • @akizeta
      @akizeta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Trump will be history some day.

  • @stephaniegreenwood4007
    @stephaniegreenwood4007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    “We still can’t believe you happened to us!” This is the best damn line Colbert has ever said! This is exactly how I have felt for the past 6 years. Having Trump as president was like falling into a twilight zone where reality was worse and more bizarre than my nightmares. But I couldn’t just wake up and discover everything back to normal, because I was already awake! This worst part was seeing, and hearing people who I had always believed to be sane and compassionate suddenly saying horrible, cruel, or just bizarre things as if it were completely normal.

    • @RFlash-xc4lo
      @RFlash-xc4lo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a wild a surreal time, especially when others around you would feed into absurd and deranged propaganda. I used to work for a Fox affiliated station and I could not fathom all the crazy shit people would believe.

    • @lindaname9413
      @lindaname9413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      People who I thought were sane, turned on me like you would not believe.

    • @lindaname9413
      @lindaname9413 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @David Gunner Who? The sane person or the deplorable that prays to Traitor,loser, Orange man ? Would that be you? Then remember send him money, he needs money, he is $3 mil short for his last lawyer that jumped ship because he knows Trump is a LOSER.

    • @maureenharrison6170
      @maureenharrison6170 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes it is as if they are possessed by a unifying fear that they have helped create this monster. Drumpf should have been laughed off the escalator

    • @thanosdoomjuggernaut2846
      @thanosdoomjuggernaut2846 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now having Biden as President is a living NIGHTMARE. But he is so nice and helpful giving billions of dollars of our military equipment to help and support terrorists. Destroy the American economy but instead wants to help the rest of the world.

  • @beverlywallace4920
    @beverlywallace4920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    "We still can't believe you happened to us" - a truly great line, Colbert.

    • @lucy2014
      @lucy2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Beverly, I was going to say the same thing! That was absolutely a great line!

    • @randallbolt9193
      @randallbolt9193 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Richard Smegma Only in a Trumpstick's weird warped vision. Which you obviously are, given your classy name. Grow up and face reality, little boy.

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Richard Smegma That's right, sweetie... keep telling yourself that.

    • @Selgorn
      @Selgorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Richard Smegma Your opinion does not become a fact just because you call it one. Trump is being ranked as one of the 10 worst presidents in the history of the USA. THAT is a cold hard fact you can feel free to look up in the presidential rankings.

    • @elizabethrios7759
      @elizabethrios7759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Richard Smegma validate that with any actual facts!!! You're a Trumper you don't believe in evidence or facts or reality do you buddy!!!!!!

  • @panoruryu
    @panoruryu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    As someone who played the flute for about 5 years, I would have also lost my shit at having the chance to play that crystal flute.

  • @medmom11
    @medmom11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Most publications are saying "he mistook [them] for waiters" but saying what he said makes it sound as bad as it really was, thank you.

    • @syreallewyatt5048
      @syreallewyatt5048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You EVER speak to anyone regardless of what their position was like that? I understand what you're saying and not calling you on it, just pointing out, how sad of a person that assclown is to speak to ANYONE like that, regardless

    • @sophiejones3554
      @sophiejones3554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well that's hilarious, because that is NOT less racist. Also would definitely show that nobody working for that publication has ever been to DC, because government staffers have a very distinctive way of dressing.

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sophiejones3554 🎯🎯🎯

  • @kristin8866
    @kristin8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    As a "dorky history teacher" my first thought was "I'm going to show this clip to my class today." Stephen has our number!

    • @wrallpaul66
      @wrallpaul66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel sorry for your student's, and you should probably have your teaching credential revoked.

    • @Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus
      @Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I hope they love it!
      Sorry you attracted this other poster doing their lame and gramatically flawed ad hominem.
      Thank you for all of your hard work! 📘✨

    • @wrallpaul66
      @wrallpaul66 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus Whatever you say, Miss correctall, it's still unethical and just bad teaching to bring your politics into the classroom.

    • @henrymccoy7171
      @henrymccoy7171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@wrallpaul66 - Tell that to the RepubliCONs trying to ban teaching equality or tolerance.

    • @Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus
      @Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@wrallpaul66 So a celebrity saying, "History is cool" is political?
      Seemed to me a completely anodyne remark.

  • @evandegenfelder4554
    @evandegenfelder4554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "We still can't believe you happened to us." LOL, that's a great line, almost spewed my coffee!!🤣🤣

  • @The_Real_Mier
    @The_Real_Mier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love that the graphics team even blurred the former guy’s name in the picture of Haberman’s book!!! (1:17)
    Well done in the details!!

    • @expatannie6958
      @expatannie6958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, wonder how they'll handle it when Haberman comes on the show and uses T's name? They should bleep it out like an expletive!

    • @The_Real_Mier
      @The_Real_Mier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@expatannie6958 Guests do use the Fat Orange Conman’s name.
      Just not Steve and the team. (Which I greatly appreciate!!)
      They normally don’t block the guests from saying his name though.

    • @jeffclement2468
      @jeffclement2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish I had a list of all the psudonyms so far...my favorite is the recent "Count of Mostly Crisco" 😝

    • @The_Real_Mier
      @The_Real_Mier 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffclement2468 I’m not sure if there actually is a list with all of them, but I have seen a list with a lot of them. It’s been a while, but I guess I just googled it.
      Or take the hashtag used by Colbert and find them all bundled together on Twitter itself.
      Just a thought….

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Wait. Don Jr didn't want the Mexican drug labs blown up? Why not? 😆❄

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @laalaa99stl hmm, I wonder what he's hiding up his nose?
      Eric: Powdered doughnuts again, Junior? But you just ate an entire box and didn't offer me any. You're just like father.

    • @suzannepottsshorts
      @suzannepottsshorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤔

  • @pm6693
    @pm6693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    That 'bottom of the well' quip was genius. It's been 10 minutes and I'm still laughing.....

  • @Rain9Quinn
    @Rain9Quinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bless you and your writers, Stephen . Wee bit of sanity (&humor duh) in a crazy, divisive narcissistic world ❤❤😂😂

  • @irishdivajeffries6668
    @irishdivajeffries6668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Oh man! Thank you Stephen for keeping us sane and laughing in the face of THE MANGO.

  • @JackSears95
    @JackSears95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I hope they make a zootopia 2 so Stephen can be a polar bear named Stephen Coldbear.

    • @ArmedDem
      @ArmedDem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A brewery movie starring Stephen Coldbeer

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'd watch that!

    • @moonlightpixie9976
      @moonlightpixie9976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm down for that lol 😆

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, pls!

    • @babybijou969
      @babybijou969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like some good mary jane 🔥

  • @emailuser8104
    @emailuser8104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "First face you see when you come to at the bottom of a well." I laughed so hard I went into a coughing fit. His writers are genius.

    • @VP_A-Team
      @VP_A-Team 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's the father of the creepy little girl in "The Ring".

    • @gointothedogs4634
      @gointothedogs4634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laugh is right! Looks just like a dead body staring up at you! Eeek.

    • @maureenharrison6170
      @maureenharrison6170 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Total genius remark, haha! The face at the bottom of the well. Who writes like this? Bravo

  • @peforster6725
    @peforster6725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Stephen, you always make me lol. Thank you!

  • @lolawants2008
    @lolawants2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    1:17 the commitment is astounding… even in a flash of Haberman’s book cover “Trump” is blurred out 😂😂😂👏

    • @sillyone52062
      @sillyone52062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TFG is a stain on history that need to be learned from, but blurred out at the same time.

    • @marydonohoe8200
      @marydonohoe8200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👍🏽😂🙏🏼💥

    • @lolawants2008
      @lolawants2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sillyone52062 absolutely agreed

    • @caryrevels6584
      @caryrevels6584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they want suckers to buy it... hurry up get your copy

  • @anothercitizen4867
    @anothercitizen4867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Thank you Maggie for reporting this as soon as you saw it happen and not keeping it to yourself for a tell all book.

    • @tubensalat1453
      @tubensalat1453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Other comments say she's a journalist who kept reporting stuff like that all the time.

    • @RmcBlueSky
      @RmcBlueSky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think some stuff has to go thru NSA bc of security reasons, and maybe she was the leaker. Also, these are all crumbs. the bread was already served by other ppl that worked way closer to Trump. How many ppl has already written a book about the the chaotic Trump's White House? 20?

    • @elizabethdillon4945
      @elizabethdillon4945 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another citizen-she has been reporting all of this as she is a reporter for a major newspaper. She hasn't been holding back anything, she has been documenting the history of this clown for the four years he was president and even now.

  • @jasonnewman3355
    @jasonnewman3355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Stephen's dedication to just not ever saying or writing Trump's name on air is impressive.

    • @rspro575
      @rspro575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Very impressive. I'm keeping a list of names used for T****

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ever since Stephen first said he wouldn’t I’ve only typed T***p’s thusly.

    • @marjorjorietillman856
      @marjorjorietillman856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And Whoopi also. She says, “you know who” and the “former guy” and I think she’s been flawless!!

    • @DjiemYT
      @DjiemYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The orange turd doesn't deserve a name.

    • @wendydonaldson4138
      @wendydonaldson4138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      My favourite: The Count of Mostly Crisco

  • @phil4208
    @phil4208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    Everyone grew up knowing one crazy person in their lives, now imagine someone like them became president, the past 6 yrs and it still continues , living in a bizzarro reality

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I bet you were that person

    • @rikeshpr85
      @rikeshpr85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know what you mean. Biden is crazy and a pedo to boot.

    • @user-yi1xq4ye3o
      @user-yi1xq4ye3o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Dan Mcgriffter. How could Phil been president. You know he was talking about recount Caligula. The crazy person holding the imaginary keys 🔑 to the imaginary door 🚪 to the asylum. It’s time to. LOCK DRUMPF UP 2022!
      #PrisonForTrump

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never thought we would have an unregistered sex offender with a porn star wife who leads a kkkult of white supremacist domestic terrorists *as our president!* These are strange days...

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The thing is, I never knew anyone as crazy as #$%&p. Why us? Why did he ever have to force himself onto our lives?

  • @sherrihorton2532
    @sherrihorton2532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I’m one of those dorky social studies teachers and I am for sure showing that whole bit to my class tomorrow!

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bless you, and all teachers. You rock

    • @princesszoomba9375
      @princesszoomba9375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SAME!!

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bet your students love you. So cool.

    • @CaseyBDook
      @CaseyBDook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Teachers really are one of the best parts of any country.
      I'm always impressed by the tenacity of dedicated educators.

    • @racindaze3450
      @racindaze3450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Groomer....

  • @ajcbng8289
    @ajcbng8289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Saving lives with your humor every day sir. ❤️

    • @shesails25
      @shesails25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And also saving our sanity! I would be freaking crazy without him the last 6 years!🤪

  • @frankwalen7236
    @frankwalen7236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In North Port ,FL. watching from inside truck, charging phone. No electricity, no water, other than bottled.
    Driving 150 miles tomorrow, to find a generator. Power expected to be out 3- 4 weeks

  • @TheStormyReport
    @TheStormyReport 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Another fantastic monologue! Soooo much talent on this show! SC and his writers are brilliant!

  • @marneymorris1396
    @marneymorris1396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "First face you see when you come to the bottom of a well." Sooo good...

    • @patrickgrannus7886
      @patrickgrannus7886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gollum, gollum. Where is my precious???

    • @morebirdsandroses
      @morebirdsandroses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Somebody described him as "a talking fire extinguisher. " Too true!😂😂😂

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -Its puts the lotion on the ski or you get the hose again

  • @christianmarquez3143
    @christianmarquez3143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I LOVE all the creative names! Never ending- makes me giggle every time. Thank you so much!😂
    The Great Grabsby.
    ❤it!😊

    • @j.c.5749
      @j.c.5749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd buy the collage poster of all the names!

    • @OneSkyWarrior
      @OneSkyWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@j.c.5749
      In a heartbeat !

    • @kimshatteen222
      @kimshatteen222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Count of Monte Crisco❤

    • @jturtle5318
      @jturtle5318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kimshatteen222 that's getting so stolen.

  • @chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586
    @chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Sending love all the way from Guyana, South America to my fave Late Show host!

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love from the Pacific Northwest! 🌹

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@miapdx503 Ditto, actually!

  • @seanmckee2774
    @seanmckee2774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Yes, I was one of those nerdy teachers who echoed Lizzo's statement that history is freaking cool.

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want to see Lizzo interviewed on Fox news. Either her or Dulce Sloan.

  • @asingham
    @asingham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "First face you see at the bottom of a well". Still wetting myself laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @user-kb9cu4rl9z
    @user-kb9cu4rl9z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "We still can't believe you happened to us." Statement of the past 6 years.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most of the nation has ptsd. You want to see instant anxiety? Just bring up the Trump-Kushner crime family...😣

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump is what happens when a country has an extremely poor education system .Dumb elect even dumber.

    • @OneSkyWarrior
      @OneSkyWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miapdx503
      While I agree most of the nation is suffering this PTSD, I find it curious the projected term TDS used by the cult accurately described their own mental state to a tee.

    • @argentdawn
      @argentdawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miapdx503 doesn't help that the Trump cult is still lurking, shooting up schools and grocery stores. They're working hard to dismantle our democracy still. Not sure why law enforcement doesn't treat Republicans like the cancer they are.

    • @bendonaldson9026
      @bendonaldson9026 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello my lovely friend:

  • @robbiemillar704
    @robbiemillar704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I've been watching you for years . I don't know who your writers are but they are freaking brilliant and the way you deliver is absolutely brilliant! Love it! As a musician I love the humor and I love the band . I did not appreciate the flute player.🤣🤣. Keep up the great work!👍🖖

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Haberman's work is undoubtedly a worthy and thorough documentation of trump's character, -or lack thereof.
    But it is _not_ a book I will be reading anytime soon.
    All I want at the moment, is for the deranged traitor to be locked up & shut up.
    And then not hear anything from him nor about him for a long, delightful time.
    I am guessing I am not the only person around, needing a break from everything trump.

    • @ogg5949
      @ogg5949 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally agree! I can't stand that cockroach's voice. I'm sick to death of these fascists. For the sake of my mental health I've dramatically decreased the channels I watch. The only thing I'm interested in is when they lock him up.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And from everyone who wants to be _Trump 2, Political Boogaloo._
      Lookin' at you, DeSantis. And then turning away verrrrry quickly, filled with regret!

    • @nevillec5252
      @nevillec5252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Donnie-boy'll look great in an orange jumpsuit. It won't even clash with his skin tone.

    • @jodypalm303
      @jodypalm303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I, too, would like relief from Trump. Even seeing his face makes me physically ill - I have to close my eyes.

    • @cjmendoza1
      @cjmendoza1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jodypalm303 just wishing that Ian wipes off the roofs of "mal-a-largo" so it will be getting the right valuation for it at $27 mil. As God's punishment for his lying deeds. The FBI should move in to retrieve the remaining super confidential dox still out of there.

  • @stevischermi6409
    @stevischermi6409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi Steven, good morning, this is Stevi from Titusville Florida, stayed behind a solid business building as I'm 83 and live in my van with my service dog. Congress thinks I can live on $801 a month social security. Lol🤣🤣 Love your show, informative and FUNNY 🤣. Love you and Evie💕👍

  • @theduder2617
    @theduder2617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Serious respect to Lizzo for her ending statements in that clip.
    History can in fact be cool. Education/Knowledge is always cool to be truthful.
    She held a piece of property that at that time in history, her being anywhere near it could have ended horrendously.
    She held it, played it, and despite it only being two notes, completely rocked it. But then she took it a step further.
    She publicly promoted learning among at least her fans. But that clip has not yet finished its rounds on social media.
    She sent out a VERY GOOD message under her own free will. MAJOR RESPECT!!!!

    • @marysmith8638
      @marysmith8638 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She needs to put some clothes on with that huge body of hers. No class.

    • @MacNif
      @MacNif 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I dont respect what she was wearing

    • @VocePenseNisso
      @VocePenseNisso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MacNif i dont respect that you are still breathing, we have to deal with things we don't like right?

    • @occhamsrazor
      @occhamsrazor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MacNif 21st of June 2021 bot says what?

    • @qwitchyy
      @qwitchyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES exactly thank you!

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    We should count ourselves lucky Trump is no longer in office with access to a sharpie and a weather map - if he were, this hurricane would also be bearing down on Alabama!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      It's a miracle we didn't completely fall apart after this guy!

    • @nicholasstocker6866
      @nicholasstocker6866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      You mean former president “Annoying Orange?”

    • @syreallewyatt5048
      @syreallewyatt5048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Or being attacked by our nuclear attack submarines

    • @9753flyer
      @9753flyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Oh it's ok.. he is ready to throw in the paper towels, again.

    • @Jen0714
      @Jen0714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      As @StephanieRuhle says, 'the former guy!' 😭 #11THHOUR

  • @caliscribe2120
    @caliscribe2120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Actually the person who saved many of the can't be replaced items from the White House in 1812 was James Madison's wife, Dolly.

    • @efcruzado
      @efcruzado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was actually the Madison’s slaves that saved the artifacts.

    • @andrewmole745
      @andrewmole745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the act was payback for the US burning down government buildings in Canada.

    • @AllenFreemanMediaGuru
      @AllenFreemanMediaGuru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And more important her cakes!

  • @florenmage
    @florenmage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    History is super interesting.
    History is taught wrong.
    We should teach history like you tell a story.
    We should not force people to memorize tons of names and dates for a test.
    The easiest way to make something hard to learn is to make it boring to learn.
    History is funny scary wholesome amazing and just as colorful as the modern day.

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YES!

    • @KingRidley
      @KingRidley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We want to make sure everyone is learning the same history though, otherwise you don't know who is 'telling the story.'
      There's tons of room for improvement, yes, but it might still need to be structured.

    • @oscarinacan
      @oscarinacan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the podcast Hardcore History by Dan Carlin is like living in the history he talks about. I can't recommend it highly enough to anyone interested in history. I am jealous of people that listen to his lectures/lessons for the first time cause it leaves you in awe of what history class could and should have been.

    • @ericlondon2663
      @ericlondon2663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So forget historical names and dates so the dumb kids make up whatever they think sounds cool?
      Nice solution.
      Next you'll insist to have Gatorade exclusively used for agriculture and patent waterproof teabags.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      my history tests weren't about dates and names. there were essays about what caused WW1 or the rise of fascism in the 1930s

  • @pattygould8240
    @pattygould8240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm not hip to what the kids are listening to these days but I love to see people use their platform to do good. Especially when it's so clearly genuine.

  • @stacey5440
    @stacey5440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    LOVED everything with the Lizzo story. Belly laughed! 😃 Nice work, as always, Mr. Colbert!

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    I'm getting really sick and tired of people knowing Trump said terrible things but kept it for their book deals!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now you're learning the game say something negative about Trump and make lots of money off of you left wing morons you'll believe anything people tell you as long as it's negative not go out and buy it

    • @rikeshpr85
      @rikeshpr85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's cuz they are fake stories written by grifters. If Trump was guilty, like Ghislaine Maxwell's client list you apes would be smearing poo 💩 on the walls in glee.

    • @mugu2416
      @mugu2416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy shit Turbid, weird seeing a comment this new from a person that I first heard of in a funhaus video back when gta 5 was new.
      so weird seeing your comment going up rn. wow!

    • @fupi78
      @fupi78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And trump will invite the same journalists again for another interview and give them more explosive details?
      Sometimes i wonder who is being played here: the journalist or me?
      Someone somewhere is being fooled 🤔

    • @rikeshpr85
      @rikeshpr85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@fupi78 it's you. Glad we cleared that up

  • @TheIvymouse
    @TheIvymouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Lmfao 😂 Stephen you are soooo flipping funny. Watched you for years and it just keeps getting better! 🤙🏾

    • @lindarockafellow5058
      @lindarockafellow5058 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr? Especially when he does the bopping dances. He's a jewel

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Oh, I dig that sage green tie... Thanks always for the giggles, Stephen & Crew!

    • @jamespyacek2691
      @jamespyacek2691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like forest green. Sage is much lighter.

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sage green, huh? We should really hang out more, Vanessa.

  • @clqudy4750
    @clqudy4750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As a displaced Floridiot in NYC, thank you LSSC for the laughs through my tears as I watch our home get chewed on today by a monster Hurricane Ian.. and thank you NY for being so awesome!

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stay here; vote blue; welcome home..✌🏼

    • @RmcBlueSky
      @RmcBlueSky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      be careful, that storm might follow you to NYC.

  • @ibunkatraining
    @ibunkatraining 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Really good pronunciation of Bundeskanzlerin. I'm impressed.

  • @victoriaeads6126
    @victoriaeads6126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Love Louis and the band, even though I do miss John Batiste.

    • @luvmibratt
      @luvmibratt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where did he go?

    • @jaquanpowell4605
      @jaquanpowell4605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@luvmibratt Wife is super sick with cancer

    • @luvmibratt
      @luvmibratt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jaquanpowell4605 oh no. 🙏

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ditto OP, and I wish her and hers well.
      Anybody else get sentimental at the piano arpeggio at the end of each video? I listen to each one....

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. 💔

  • @citiboikidd6372
    @citiboikidd6372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Trump calling DeSantis “fat, phony and whiny” is just rich!

    • @argentdawn
      @argentdawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      According to recent evidence, "rich" is something Trump is not LOL

    • @jimschleich8753
      @jimschleich8753 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He should've added "serial adulterer, rode his dad's coattails to what little fake news success he's had his whole life, and smells like a fast food fryer despite never entering any kitchen anywhere".

    • @ateamfan42
      @ateamfan42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He certainly is an expert on those subjects.

    • @sandraromero4761
      @sandraromero4761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Failure in everything he touches. Is like the reverse of Midas touch.

    • @petercoo9177
      @petercoo9177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It really makes you wonder, what does he see when he looks into a mirror?

  • @ZachariahWest
    @ZachariahWest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Every photo Mark Zuckerberg looks like he's trying *really* hard to look human.

    • @jaquanpowell4605
      @jaquanpowell4605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He looks like the aliens from Scooby Doo 😂😂

  • @manupupule
    @manupupule 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm so happy for lizzo
    But also I want to see more celebs/entertainers make history cool 😎

  • @JLF201
    @JLF201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Haunted scarecrow"
    Nailed it.

  • @gloriareszler4196
    @gloriareszler4196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Oh my Stephen, you are soooo good!👏 Tks for making my day always better after watching you!💕

  • @MisterGlassy
    @MisterGlassy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    No! Alexa! STOP! That wasn't me!!! I don't even like wine!!!

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    MTG's husband filed for divorce today....the Family Values Party strikes again.

  • @rf4863
    @rf4863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “….it’s a shark in a street!” 😂

  • @abbynormal8608
    @abbynormal8608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bless you for your well wishes for those of us in the path of the storm.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Lizzo: "History is freaking cool."
    Damn straight, it is!

    • @MrBrewman95
      @MrBrewman95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fat too!

    • @JamesAllmond
      @JamesAllmond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well, she just went way up to me...dang, right you are.

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially if we don’t let Republicans continue to write it & white wash it!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And she just made it cooler!

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Put Lizzo in a time machine set for 1780, in Atlanta, Georgia.

  • @StarTexaspets
    @StarTexaspets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I miss Jon and the piano 🎹 😢 😔 😪

    • @JMusar795
      @JMusar795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too!!!!

    • @atiazafr4775
      @atiazafr4775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me, toooooooo!

    • @kellysanford7232
      @kellysanford7232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep.

    • @denillefleming2942
      @denillefleming2942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He just performed The American Symphony!

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I too miss him yelling "COLD BLOODED"

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Can you believe this happened to me…. First of all, we still can’t believe you happened to us”. The writers are once again hitting the mark full throttle, cause that’s what a large swath of US pop want to do to the orange Cheez-it!

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I appreciate Lizzo just because she is who she is and because of the flute moment. I know some people had issues with it mainly hyperventilating over it to be honest but she is unapologetically herself and I love it. Girl don't let anybody influence who you are

  • @alinaitzal1173
    @alinaitzal1173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    NEVER listened to Lizzo... But a shoutout to learning. Got my attention. Can't guarantee I'll love it, but I will give it a listen. Anything to set a fire under this generation.

  • @williamjones7163
    @williamjones7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    My sister and I were watching the weather channel with those reporters out in the hurricane. We were watching the debris blow by and thought they were lucky the wind had not picked up a random rogue alligator and slapped one of the unlucky broadcasters silly across the face.

    • @greggoreo6738
      @greggoreo6738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blowing a random Roque alligator into a reporter. Or. A random Rogue ex president into a hard working weather reporter: fake, weather, fake, weather. Or. Could a rogue alligator PLEASE be blown into the person of interest Number 45. God spare the U. S. A. Gregg Oreo long Beach Ca

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @William Jones LMMFAO, that would've been hilarious.
      Reporter #1: "Here comes som.. wtf??"
      🐊 THWACK!
      Reporter #2: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      #1: you're not hel.. oh no, youre ba.. 🐊THWACK! THWACKIDDY THWACK THWACK.
      🐊: i say good day sir.

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@greggoreo6738 um, are you related to the cookies?!?

    • @nevillec5252
      @nevillec5252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gatornado.

    • @williamduffy1227
      @williamduffy1227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nevillec5252 - "Gatornado" - a film that NEEDS to be made. 😅😅😅😅

  • @luvmibratt
    @luvmibratt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Great Grabsby 🤣🤣🤣 Stephen your writers are on point and you always deliver 👑

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Those nicknames are entries from fans. He asked for them to be submitted on Twitter months ago .

    • @ameliecarre4783
      @ameliecarre4783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not sure it's the writers, it might still be suggestions from internet.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Twitter handle of the creator of the nickname was listed above it

    • @sigmundblank7403
      @sigmundblank7403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@8arrows the "count of mostly crisco" is my favorite

  • @JadeValour
    @JadeValour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “We still can’t believe you happened to us!” Amen!🤣😧

  • @kimberlywilliams4513
    @kimberlywilliams4513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Prayers up for Florida!!🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @AGMundy
    @AGMundy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Whilst I laughed at Stephen saying "We still can't believe you happened to us" I cannot help but recall the essayist H L Mencken who wrote in 1922 " As democracy is perfected, the office [of President] represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." How right he was.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Wow.. you are an easily manipulated mob."
    Thought that was another Donnie quote for a second there...

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't be absurd.
      He doesn't know any five syllable words.

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Damned if you ain't right!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Donnie offered to change the storm's path with a Sharpie... or a nuke...

    • @CbassPlaysGames
      @CbassPlaysGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You forgot if he just thinks of something that makes it valid. So he can just think it away!

    • @tinpanally51_36
      @tinpanally51_36 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he cared about his audience,when he's on vacation or absent which is allot, he would have a guest hostsTo keep us entertained .and not show boring reruns . He doesn't care about his audience. Kimmel who I don't like at least has guest host that's respect.
      .

    • @AndrewAMartin
      @AndrewAMartin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tinpanally51_36 That's not necessarily his decision, guest hosts might not fit in the budget, plus the band and crew deserve vacations too...

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that would probably work just as well as the trillion dollars we gave the Democrats for climate change that didn't seem to work now what

    • @tinpanally51_36
      @tinpanally51_36 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AndrewAMartin too much . Your obviously too young to remember Johnny Carson . But those days he worked every holiday . Thanksgiving Christmas new years . Back then we could rely on being entertained year round no such thing as vacations . And if they didn't work they had guest hosts . Different work ethic . Like I said Kimmel keeps that tradition

  • @fernandomartinez8596
    @fernandomartinez8596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Okay, when he told Alexa to order champagne my Alexa tried ordering champagne -_- …

  • @drstevenrey
    @drstevenrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you Mr Colbert, for pronouncing Bundeskanzlerin correctly. It is a doozy even for German speakers, especially because it is also in the female form.

  • @VoxQuest
    @VoxQuest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Bitch. I just twerked and played James Madison's flute from the 1800s!!" Lizzo!!! Stays winning. Also, James Madison definitely witnessed that and died, again.

  • @marybeth1644
    @marybeth1644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am watching from Tampa, FL! Thanks for the laughs! 💖

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stay safe Mary Beth!! I can’t even imagine going through a hurricane but happy you’re in good spirits. Sending peaceful energy your way ✨💕✨

  • @Genny-Zee
    @Genny-Zee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Every Stephen monologue I pray with all my might that he will do an Eric trump impression that is a gift not many people have

    • @joannejoma3223
      @joannejoma3223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      H I L A R I O U S !

    • @NewWorldDAO
      @NewWorldDAO 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joannejoma3223 ​ CNN, Fox Msnbc CBS TH-cam channels are a royalty boutique baby ordering service
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      Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity are you guys fucking the Queen while she’s fake dead? #CheckTheCoffin
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      Fox news, CNN, MSNBC, ABC News, NBC news, CBS are all child rapist!
      They have known all these years that I’ve been in a dungeon and that TV shows and movies were being made exploiting and raping children!!
      Child rape is part of this cult... they are rapist
      Tucker Carlson how many kids have you raped today?
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      Jody Foster rot in Jail!!!!
      Steve Jobs=Spielberg= Bitcoin Creator= Block.one= Dan Larimer = Lark Lindig = New World solution = Fixer NOT leader!!!
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      Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity are you guys fucking the Queen while she’s fake dead? #CheckTheCoffin
      You are a WMD. You will go to jail for life. You chose evil!
      Fox news, CNN, MSNBC, ABC News, NBC news, CBS are all child rapist!
      They have known all these years that I’ve been in a dungeon and that TV shows and movies were being made exploiting and raping children!!
      Child rape is part of this cult... they are rapist
      Tucker Carlson how many kids have you raped today?
      Get me to Dan Larimer #MoreEqualAnimals
      Jody Foster rot in Jail!!!!
      Steve Jobs=Spielberg= Bitcoin Creator= Block.one= Dan Larimer = Lark Lindig = New World solution = Fixer NOT leader!!!
      Please help me finish!! Brock Perce Peter Thiel, @Jack! Steve Docey = Tim cook!
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      Tom Fitton help Luke Francis and Austin Frances along with Steve Bannon Donald Trump, run all of these fake events including Covid and that’s why they’re continuing to lie to you
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      Steve Donnelly did you like Christian and Rachel suck Nicolas Cage’s dick every day so they can get work? So they could get trained terrorizing me in the world?
      Rush Limbaugh/Don Lindig did you enjoy sucking Nicolas Cage dick every day?
      Nicolas Cage did you know that was a Don Lindig suck on your dick instead of Rush Limbaugh?
      Betty plowmen did you enjoy sucking Nicolas Cage dick every day?
      Carol Meriwether did you enjoy sucking Nickolas cage dick every day? did you lie to him about Richie falling off the truck and having a head injury so you can make a whole lot of money and become famous?
      Kimberly Lindig did you enjoy sucking Nicolas Cage dick every day?
      Cindy Kultz did you let your kids suck Nicolas Cage check when they were little?
      how many kids of his your son raped Cindy Kultz?
      are you proud are you’re proud of your accomplishments Cindy Kultz??
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      IHOP

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s bc he plays Eric better than Eric😳🤣🤣😭

    • @TheRamsfan43
      @TheRamsfan43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      daaaaaad!

    • @richard1472
      @richard1472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As was I.
      Of course, his impression of Joe Biden is hilarious as well.
      All in good fun.

  • @jacobandmore3915
    @jacobandmore3915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:42 the best phrase I’ve heard this week.

  • @thearmchairauditor7320
    @thearmchairauditor7320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maggy Haberman, to me is like Peter O'Toole, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman. The innate intelligence, the diction, her cadence, timber and tone of voice. Her ability to speak and command attention is extraordinary. A true joy to listen too! The fact that she is normally right in all things is definitely an added bonus.

  • @MrMarcusIndia
    @MrMarcusIndia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "His aides called him a sophisticated parrot."
    Sophisticated?!!!

  • @scbtripwire
    @scbtripwire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Can you believe this happened to me‽" Tell that to the hundreds of thousands who died by your incompetence, ugh.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the rest of us, who have ptsd from an unregistered sex offender with a porn star wife, who degraded the nation like he degrades women and girls. #justiceforKatie

    • @dorisfaust8965
      @dorisfaust8965 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine what a better place the world would be if virus took down Trump. Darn it

    • @scbtripwire
      @scbtripwire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WholeWhiteBaby He's escaped responsibility all his life though, but yeah hopefully these investigations, criminal and otherwise lead to some long-earned repercussions.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    When the Trumps all get separate lawyers...The REAL show begins.
    Its every Trump for himself!

    • @mark-ish
      @mark-ish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's the Trump ethos. Every criminal for themselves. Kinda like top gear spirit - broken down? - see ya..

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe you a****** should worry about yourselves leave the trumps alone damn

    • @alyssamoore3626
      @alyssamoore3626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I'm betting whichever Trump actually hires a competent lawyer AND pays them will come out on top

    • @birdyperch
      @birdyperch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *themselves cuz you know ivanka’s gonna be in that mix

    • @darkstorminc
      @darkstorminc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It will become The Art of the Squeal.

  • @thunderousapplause
    @thunderousapplause 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ahahahaaa! superduper excellent monologue tonight

  • @lynnegackstetter2779
    @lynnegackstetter2779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When they were showing the path of Hurricane Ian I kept thinking about the tRump sharpie

  • @texasgirlmomx2342
    @texasgirlmomx2342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Soooo many pitch perfect quips, but 'Put the lotion on' was my absolute favorite 💯 Zuck is digitally out here making AI skin suits 😅🤣😅 Thank you Mr. Colbert.

  • @Bergantin23
    @Bergantin23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG, Stephen Colbert always leaves me laughing like a hyaena….I see you in Barcelona at 8 in the morning. Thanks.

  • @UncleBadT
    @UncleBadT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    as someone who owns parrots, that is insulting to them. they are much smarter

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and much better dancers!

    • @j.c.5749
      @j.c.5749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And, not as obnoxiously loud!
      (One macaw can raise the roof!)

    • @KNR90
      @KNR90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep which is why I won't get a parrot. I refuse to have a pet that can talk back, if it wins one argument I'm it's pet

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KNR90 It's when your dog starts talking back that you have to worry.

    • @ElissaStark514
      @ElissaStark514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right!

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wow, I didn't know that the Street Sharks were making a comeback.

    • @AndrewAMartin
      @AndrewAMartin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Must be a revival of West Side Story...

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    History is not only cool, it's imperative. Thanks to Lizzo for making this point!

  • @stephenbouchelle7706
    @stephenbouchelle7706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Still got the best writers in the business and the best delivery.

  • @lisabishop6266
    @lisabishop6266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My older brother and I had the same 8th grade history teacher. Mr S was freaking awesome!! And, not sure if it's true, but he said he was Frank Zappa's cousin, which is why we all listened to Zappa back in the early '70's 😂

  • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
    @IRLTheGreatZarquon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Bitch I just twerked and played James Madison's crystal flute from the 1800's"
    History certainly was made in some capacity.

    • @puddock6336
      @puddock6336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marty we have to go back! The 13th amendment was a mistake!

    • @blenderman7369
      @blenderman7369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What a dystopia we live in

    • @paradoxical_taco
      @paradoxical_taco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The flute had only been played once before Lizzo played it during a visit to the Library of Congress the day before yesterday; she played longer in that less hectic environment. that flute sounds beautiful. This concert is the first time it's been played in front of a live audience. Yes, she added her own Lizzo flair to it; if you're not a Lizzo fan, so what? It doesn't change why this was a historic moment. A nation, scratch that, in an era where it's clear that not enough people know their history, and we may be about to repeat some of the worst of it, she may have convinced a lot of kids to consider stundying and then teaching history.

    • @corrado
      @corrado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@paradoxical_taco nah, she just grossed out half the people that watched this video... most kids are not going to take an interest in anything (in general)

    • @SATX_09
      @SATX_09 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@corrado you are the only interesting gross thing that I see. you must feel awful inside. Btw ... Don't bother responding because no one else cares about your feeling or nasty 🤢 opinions. This is not a debate I don't give a f**🤬 about what is fair. Good day ❤️

  • @tracymeskel2839
    @tracymeskel2839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In the winters, in Washington, and Oregon, we will have salmon crossing the street, with the flood waters.

    • @spartanspyke
      @spartanspyke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Live in Oregon can confirm. Though the last few years haven't been so bad.

  • @Czeiner
    @Czeiner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:01 I love this part. How long did it take Stephen to pronounce the word "Bundeskanzlerin"?
    ...and let me tell you...he did pronounce it really good.
    Best wishes from Germany!

  • @Jana-E
    @Jana-E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...knew that "B" stands for "Bundeskanzlerin"..." 🤣🤣🤣...I enjoyed that 🤣🤣🤣. Very good Script!👍

  • @rhiannonbrown6390
    @rhiannonbrown6390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    My history teachers were some of the coolest teachers I had in school. They dressed up and told stories...and chopped off Barbie doll heads on class... Yeah good times.

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      French revolution?

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lisab9541 Or certain wives of Henry VIII.

    • @OneSkyWarrior
      @OneSkyWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My American history teacher was the football coach I suspect they had to give a class to teach. Ugh

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So were mine! And is that your real name? Either way, that username is badass!

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mine had us build pyramids out of desks once- hilariously fun but honestly a bit dangerous lol.

  • @meidasbj9116
    @meidasbj9116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    love that suit and tie combo
    chef's 💋!

  • @jimmythebold589
    @jimmythebold589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ya know , when colbert first starting have jon on the show, jon's laughing and intrusions used to bug me. now i miss it. i also miss all the sly little musical references that maybe go over a lot of people's heads, like coltrane bits, etc. plus, he was just dazzling looking. don't get me wrong, the new guy is cool, dresses nice, and has some sexy guitars, but i do miss jon...

  • @irisseer2773
    @irisseer2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "We still can't believe you happened to us" Best line ever. Truer words..

    • @RobertoGonzalezproudmexicanAme
      @RobertoGonzalezproudmexicanAme 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who Stephen Colbert?? Yeah, the fact he even has a show is laughable which is why he’s losing ratings!!

  • @StoneUSA
    @StoneUSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lizzo rocked that flute in the Library. She's increadibly talented.

  • @impunitythebagpuss
    @impunitythebagpuss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how the Great Grabsy's name is blurred out even on the book! Lol!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Speaking of cool....
    Rest well, Coolio.

  • @alexmartinez5859
    @alexmartinez5859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    History’s always been cool to me, but it’s good to see others, especially celebrities, take an interest to it.

    • @BGRUBBIN
      @BGRUBBIN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot they are still just normal people. Famous or not!

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BGRUBBIN True. It’s the fact that they use their fame to promote it that probably surprises me more. Most celebrities aren’t really known for their love of history, and probably fewer than that promote it.

    • @BGRUBBIN
      @BGRUBBIN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexmartinez5859 I was thinking she was about to actually play sometime with that crystal flute. But all she did was shake her butt. It was funny and embarassing.

  • @sophocles8761
    @sophocles8761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "First face you see when you come to the bottom of a well" on Zuckerberg face - that almost killed me

  • @CavalierConfessional
    @CavalierConfessional 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The nicknames that your writers and you come up with just kill me. 🤣