I have Myers' psychosis (Super Auto Pets)
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The Randy Newman bit is all time, man. NL flexing his improv skills with Tall People.
NL is treating ordering at McDonald's as if he's George in the Soup Nazi episode
Soup Nazi?
He’s one good hair day from being George as it is!
I gotta focus. I’m shifting into SAP mode.
I’m so used to not understanding half the comments under these videos, but I truly don’t think I’ll ever understand what this means lol
Randy Newman's Tall People is gonna be B-Side bit for the most egg pilled individuals.
As someone that works at McDonald's, no, there is nothing you can do. It is simply a fact of life that everyone hates it there. It's not your problem but it's why there was a sigh from the worker 100%
If I'm paying $30 for a cut and the barber expects another $30 as a tip then I'm going home and shaving my head forever. That's insane.
nah, just go to a different barber man. great clips will (probably) do better than you with a mirror and wont ask for 100% tip!
nice name
His pro-writer take is actually pretty accurate.
Source: writing is like all my family does
this man refuses to level anything to 3 even with a dragonfly. truly the most brilliant mind of his generation
Winning with a level 2 Andy is just skill difference.
The answer to your McDonalds problem is just to end every item with “and then..” until it’s the last item. So, you got two orders, you go “Lemme get a 10 medium nugget combo with (drink) and then lemme get a number 2 medium combo with (drink)”
Fast food employees can sigh at me to their heart's content. They have to put up with the absolute dregs of humanity on a regular basis and I have nothing but patience for their plight.
NL was flipping back and forth between X-men and King of the Hill during commercials
Damn it, Cyclops!
Whenever I go to fast food places, I either use the mobile app or the kiosk inside to order, and if I can't use either, I go somewhere else. I can't wait for more robot automation in the fast food industry.
The Wheel of Time has a bunch of books that even the fans call "The Slog"
the lynx was literally on its hands and knees begging to be level 3
its just an average northerlion thing, the dude just pretends to suck so that when he wins it hit us harder (I am definitely not coping rn)
Just hearing about Gibson's landing made me smile.
The other thing about ordering is that the "and" should always come before your last item with "a" coming for others.
Ex.
I'll have a chicken sandwich
A quarter pounder with fries
And a large soda
Me ordering at McDoxford
If this is a joke, +2, otherwise -2
I feel like the inflection is important too
How do you order in Spanish though?
@@RobotnikPlngas
¿Puedo un sandwich de pollo,
Un hamburguesa con patatas fritas...
Y un refresco largo por favor?
Well... the title bodes well. I'm sure NL will not start a completely unhinged rant while shadow boxing chat.
As someone from Tennessee, I can confirm that everyone is extremely friendly out here, especially wait staff in local restaurants (chain restaurants are hit or miss sometimes though). Wouldn't wanna live anywhere else
"Yes, it's her life man, I respect women."
Good start...
Can’t wait to see the librarian post the Randy Newman bit
Chat was actually insane. I've been going to great clips since I was a kid and there have been 0 times where one haircut was more than $20
I stopped going to barbers 5 years ago because i didnt want to pay €12 for a haircut and people are out here paying 30???
@@ahhhhyesDawg try going to a salon, I've paid 70 USD for a haircut before, and my hair wasn't even shoulder length at the time, shit's wack
Went to great clips only once and they fucked my shit up, hard. I don't remember how much the cost was because the cut was so bad they just let me leave for free.
My local great clips is 23 bucks for a haircut. But i donate my hair so i dont pay anything anyway.
+2 on Don't Look Up, I washed out at the same point and felt the same
That McD's order was def not your fault. They're supposed to ask, "Is that all?" so that's on the dude taking your order.
Wild take to say Ideocracy isn't self important lol
Sorry to Bother You is the movie that the "Idiocracy was a documentary" types THINK Idiocracy is.
tell me you don't know what "self important," means without actually doing so
@@maxgaj3015 Idiocracy wanks itself off over its own premise in its intro sequence. If that isn't "self important" then that phrase has no meaning.
@@Zkdub4you are self important if 'wanking yourself at the intro' is the bar you absolute morning menace
@@JD-wu5pf lmao that's the point where it went from good to wild. I like wild.
Never suspected NL of doing a hospital drone strike joke 💀
I thought he was going to pill the chinchilla so that the doorhead ant got 8 health
he fucking gets me about the don't look up movie holy shit
NL can’t just say “may I please have” but must close with please making it sound like the request is done.
Nl has brainwashed my computer to only give me peleton ads and im ReallyMad
I love this man's bants holy hell.
Usually it's good. This was garbage.
Tall people song slaps
Start your multi order with "First, we need"
McDonald’s take couldn’t be more correct
I didn't even know you could tip barbers. Not had that experience in the uk
Idiocracy is funny but the opening sequence is literally an argument for Eugenics, that chatter was correct
You're right, but NLs point is people arent citing it as a source for why Eugenics is good. It's a comedy
@@Gorbgorbenson
Just now, I went to Reddit (I know, ha-ha, people on are stupid, but let's soldier on).
There is a post there, from 2 hours ago, where a teacher is attacked over text for their teaching (they pull some kids to work with them in small groups when the kids fall behind so they can have better reading comprehension) by a parent. During that, the parent shows some problems with writing themselves.
Top-level comment asks: "As a non parent da fuck is up with parents?"
The OP answers: "You watched idiocracy? I think the beginning sums up situations like this"
Comments to OP's comment:
* "Ahh, one of my all time favorite documentaries. I have no idea why there isn't a remastered re-release with foreword by David Attenborough."
* "I reference this movie so damn much. People are happy to be getting dumber, it seems. And it's true that most more intelligent and/or middle class people aren't going to have a crazy amount of kids, whereas that's not necessarily the case with people that can't really afford kids"
Once you know to look for it, you'll find that people DO use the beggining of Idiocracy as an argument that 'stupid people breed more and will outbreed the smart people' etc. Calling Idiocracy a 'documentary' is a classic one.
To be fair to the comment section there, many people took issue with the comments above.
tall people went hard no cap fr fr
4:52 NL lost to the dude with a camel at the back! Not a good look for the level of the squad currently
“First I’ll do… and then…. and then finally…., thank you.” EZ mode, also there is something in the handbook about asking “anything else” but they don’t get paid enough to do that really.
So I live in Pennsylvania which is pretty unfriendly generally speaking compared to some other places. I went to western Virginia to live there with a buddy of mine and the people there were so nice it was actually uncomfortable for me. Like people in my experience around here are never nice unless it is a means to an end, but these people were genuinely just nice. So I kinda get you from your whole would rather be in Vancouver thing.
Love you NL
Him constantly stoping leveling units at 2 is not pog
11:05 am I losing my mind or did NL day the exact same thing twice
He went to the Main and Terminal McDonalds. Classic mistake. You never go full Main and Terminal.
Yeahhh baby!
Another Banger NL, and I'm not just saying so I get a shout in your next video!
I think the most courteous thing to do is to just ignore the sigh considering fast food workers have to deal with the worst ppl ever daily
Mf sayin please when he still got an order coming 😂😂
Utter brutality on the first run
Heretic's waiting room
I've found it to be much easier to judge the scale of an order if they order the happy meal first. So, if you are ordering a decent amount of food that also includes a happy meal, start with that, and then order the rest of the food.
Tennessee is the place to be
I will take the bullet for you NA. I blame the writers.
Hey NL try the object selection tool on photoshop
The 8/10 writing bit is enormous +2 and also 100% true
What about Jeff Portnoy?
🎉
Honestly, if you’re not down to ask “anything else?” 16 billion times a day, why are you working at McDonald’s
I’m partial to Southerntiger
Westernleopard
Or Easternpanther
But this guy is cool I guess.
why is he talking about haircuts
The worst part about yt NL is that NL doesn't read yt comments.
You need to place your order like you're in Congress and stealing time. Filibuster and don't stop making audio into the mic until you've asked for every item. Don't stop talking long enough to let them give you a total or that's it your order is done and will be wrong if you continue. It's not conversation, so politely waiting for them to acknowledge every item in your order is rude. You must check your bags at the window or suffer the consequences of convenience
8:10 the thing about that is like, whenever a place has *nothing* going for it, people who live there fall back on "we're *nice* here" as if they're the only place where people are nice.
It's like when a shitty father is all "I would die for my kid!" as proof they're a good dad, even though they'll likely never be in such a situation.
Every been to the midwest or the south? Different kind of nice brother
@@willscheib6098 I've lived in Iowa my entire life I know exactly what it's like. I actually have an easier time getting along with people in big cities.
This MFer refuses to buy leeches and camels and can’t figure out how these other teams keep ending up with leech-camel.
bald people got a lot of reasons to live
Brother I must order like a complete psychopath. I state the item, quantity. Like at Cook-Out for example I would say,
Cheese quesadilla, 3.
Cheeseburger, medium, 1.
Cheering float, 2 please. Thank you
i dont work as a fast food cashier but i would love to have you as a customer if i did mate
Not freezing the zebra or blue ring octopus for a big stat injection worth 2 turns of dragon fly buffs, then not getting punished for it and getting the exact shop the next turn is peak egg gameplay
He's extremely right about Don't Look Up. Maybe the worst modern movie I've ever seen. Yes I get that it's global warming... it's just a shit movie lmao
It had to be shit for the mouthbreathers/americans to get it
pained me when he lumped house of the dragon with the witcher, wheel of time, and rings of power. house of dragon is a masterpiece compared to those shows man. hotd isnt perfect but the rest are essentially a spit in the face
AND THEN 🤣
What would really blow his mind is in the uk we dont do tips..
Most of Ryan's complaints are exclusive to city life, and I laugh at him for it
Enjoy the meth and racism
day 47: enelle remains zebra and blue ringed octo blind
My man knows so much about movies but has the most garbage movie takes, he absolutely must be fishing for reactions
I wonder how NL would feel when I spend about $80 for my hair 🤔