The Soothing Sounds of Vomit & The Best Dog Breeds - Episode 221 - Spitballers Comedy Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ธ.ค. 2022
- Tune in today to hear all about Mike’s future invention to help humanity. We also talk about alligator survival, FPH rates, and sketchy stairs. In the situation room, we tackle a real moral crime dilemma. Lastly, we close this thing down with a draft of our favorite dog breeds. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
04:10 - Would You Rather?
33:35 - That’s A Great Question!
51:00 - Draft: The Best Dog Breeds
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Can't believe the boys dog piled on Jason in the beginning
Castle stairs are narrow in case it gets breached. Also they all spiral clockwise making it harder for the invaders coming up the stairs to fight (most people are right handed)
Nothing like starting off a Monday morning, to the soothing sounds of vomit!
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Was about to comment this after hearing that part in pod.
Did Jason ever get his fart counter/clicker??
Mike's bug meal machine has been created for the movie snowpiercer. Crime double debt collection for Andy
I think Jason farted and Ace Ventura said "Do not go in there!"
I have not been able to relate more to anything than to opening the fridge just cause im bored, lol!
Andy missed out on a cane corso
RIP Ace Ventura
Ace Ventura Down!!! PS the Ace Ventura figurine fell XD
The answer to the removing one crime by committing it question is 100 percent perjury.
It's official. Ballers set is haunted.
No pug? We had a good run Spitballers
Clear 1st rounder, what disrespect.
Poodles are an unsung hero. Cross-breeding any loved dog breeds with a poodle makes them instantly not shed hair. Less maintenance and good for allergies!
Castle stairs were intentionally made in many different ways to benefit a defending fighter from an invader fighting fighting their way up the stairs. For example they're all clockwise so the attacker has to fight left handed up the stairs while the defender is able to fight from the highground(insert meme here) with their dominant right hand.
Which is also why they are so narrow and steep. To bottleneck only one fighter at a time and to make it difficult to climb , exhausting the attackers as they ascend.
Absolutely a tropical beach!!! For most people that do not make y'alls money...
My daughter was attacked by a golden retriever 5 years ago, she was three when it happened. Dog went for her face, nearly lost her right eye. IDK if there was a guardian angel, but the bite only tore a tear duct, another 3mm and she would have lost it. Lacerations to her mouth and left ear, punctures across her face. We spent a year and a half seeing an optometrist, otolaryngologist, and two plastic surgeons. To minimize scarring she had to cover her face, or some kind of shade, from direct sunlight. To this day there are faint scars where the dog wrapped it’s mouth. I will personally put my brother’s dog down if I see it again.
I think the Lord was watching over her that day. Thank God shes okay.
@@bingley_music Most definitely. If I didn’t already believe in God, I would have that day.
We have a Frenchton (French/Boston mix), small and hyper.
My kids were playing with the Frenchton. The oldest was laying on the floor and the Frenchton jumped on her face.
My wife reacted and told her to “Sit up before he scratches your face!”
My youngest replied “Yeaaa! We can be twinsies!”
I laughed to myself and choked up a little bc that told me that she still has her innocence.
@@DaizyCutt3r awww! Glad you guys are good.
saw someone answer the crime question before with perjury/lying to court as a pretty good answer. no one can get away with things
Looked like “the deep” made a stage dive
The only 2 dogs I’ve ever owned.. a Dalmatian.. and now a Cane Corso. The Dalmatian was very hyper as a puppy. But not mean. The Cane Corso is huge and scary looking but he’s nice.
I really liked the scat!
We had Dalmatians when I was a kid and had a couple of litters of puppies.. They were awesome! We never had any trouble with them.. The momma was one of the sweetest dogs I’ve ever had!! We kept one of the puppies from the second litter and he was the most loyal friend to me. I feel like they definitely get a bad rap.
You thought a Cocker Spaniel and Poodle mix had a good nickname. Wait until you find out about a Golden Retriever and Cocker Spaniel mix
Bulldogs were bread to fight bulls.. thus they name. It was a common event in the 19th century which they ultimately banned. I have one and they have what’s a called a dewclaw that’s as sharp as a talon and designed to grab the bulls.
Jason almost nailed the situation room. Bring back flying cars. Then roads are wideee open. Also if it counts - bring back time travel and let your friends use it and get you information
Mike saying a boxer is gigantic in size is hilarious they're normally like 50lbs tops
Biggidy bow wow!
I had a half wolf/half German shepherd. Very protective, very smart, and very submissive
How is this episode not named 'Bug Steaks'!?
Bullmastiff by far the best dog!
Hey ballers, I've had dalmatians all my life and they definitely got a bad reputation after the movies came out due to inbreeding. They are similar to other dogs where it comes down to how they're raised. I've had 6 of them plus litters of puppies and they're amazing and loving dogs. They are very goofy and full of energy. They're intelligence and energy make them hard to handle and not for everyone. But great dogs of you give them them the attention and play they want. Also very freaking fast. I think 5th fastest dog breed. Love the show. Jason wins cause of the dalmatian pick
Boxers were bred to fight bears
My dog draft would be German shepherd, yellow lab, newfoundland and malamute
Ace ventura fell? 😂
I have a rott/German shep mix. He's a big baby.
Andy definitely missed out! He needs a Cane Corso!
I'll take the gator and I'm bringing in a zip tie
My kids love prize picks! They're little gambling addicts! So cute watching them lose their allowances!
50:45 can't believe you have doordash as your sponsor 🤣 I'm a doordash driver we love it except we mostly have to rely on whatever the tip is for most of our earnings :/ doordash is still awesome tho
Andy did not do enough research on his dogs that could inflict most damage list. Just draft Turkish Kangal and end your list. It would eat all the other dogs on it
My dalmatian is the nicest boy ever gets along with all people and all dogs just how you raise them
SPIT HIT!
Also...I would 100% half my knowledge (it would be nice to not be depressed all the time), double my strength and keep my speed the same. Although, how can I be twice as strong but get slower? I'm not claiming I am super smart either...or even average intelligence....however, every really dumb person I have ever meet is always happy...ALWAYS...
100% German Shepherd! And they are NOT terrible puppies if you know the breed and are a good owner/trainer.
1.01 Shih Tzu
Jason has a hat??
Golden Doodles are hideous.
And labs are the best!
It's amazing how no one on TH-cam understands how much working actually sucks to 90% of people. They think 'most people want to retire at 65'??!! Ha! No, we WANT to retire at 26...but working class people (I don't know if you noticed) have been getting the shaft ever since the FDR administration ended....and don't get that luxury...most people work until they are dead gentlemen....especially since the cost of life has gotten out of whack and wages having gone up in 50 years.
I think you guys are over estimating how dangerous an alligator is (I live in Florida...dealt with many...they will leave you alone 99.9% of the time)...and under estimating how dangerous 100 people can be! People shoot up schools these days for God's sake...you don't think at least 1 out of those 100 isn't a loon? I am choosing alligator room and I will live...Jason...
Jim Carrey used to be amazingly funny. I will always watch his older stuff. Now he's a sad shadow of his former self. He's not funny and has gone political. I think there's probably a correlation.