Andy Rips Off Shark Tank & Remembering Recess - Episode 52 - Spitballers Comedy Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 มิ.ย. 2019
- Have you ever held the door for someone at a restaurant only to have them jump in front of you on the waiting list? Do you know someone who is a ‘one upper’ or constantly telling extravagant lies? Then this episode will improve your life. We also have some fun would you rather questions like: ‘Cheeto Fingers or Kool-Aid Mustache’? And before the bell rings, we get nostalgic with a draft of ‘Best Recess Games’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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Hahahahaha dying when Jason came up with the Olympian analogy
Jason is 100% right about the Drive-Thru. It is meant to be quick and convenient. More than two bags should require walking into the restaurant to order.
If a family has five kids in the car, it IS quick and convenient compared to going inside.
I'm gonna have to agree with Jason and Ryan Wood on this one. Not only for the people behind you but the workers as well. Most fast food places have timers on the drive thru and if they go over that time limit it affects their performance grades.
OMG dying about the Cheeto finger conversation
Picturing Andy aka napoleon dynamite playing tetherball alone until he sees a spider. GOSH!!
I hold the door open from behind me just enough for them to be able to grab it and hold it themselves.
Brilliant!
22:05 Mike "I was JUST gonna say that" Wright haha
I was initially listening to the podcast version, but i had to come make sure he did that on purpose. After checking the tape, he indeed made a funny :D
Draft Idea- you can only watch 4 tv stations for the rest of your lives. Draft what stations you would want. In this scenario streaming services do not exist so these 4 stations must entertain your video needs for the rest of your lives
Here’s a situation room:
You’re at your friends house and you clog the toilet... really really bad. The plunger is next to the toilet and you plunge and plunge to no avail. Now because of your plunging, the toilet looks like WW3 and it is not going to be unclogged. What do you do?
Leave, never talk to the friend again
You go to the friend and say "umm I went to go use your restroom and someone clogged your toilet. How rude right?"
This just in! WWIII happened in a toilet!
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Wait wut?!
Where I’m from, in the 90s and early 00s when I was in elementary school, we played handball/punchball, 4square, tetherball, basketball, and tag mostly, amongst the common sports and other games.
this really is the best comedy podcast EVER!
"So Crates" 😂😂💀
The door thing is easy, either hold the door for your party first and meet up with them after you hold the door for the other party or hold the door open behind you for the next person
Just listen to this episode, it was fantastic per usual. I actually had a small order at a Taco Bell once, I was first in a very long line for a small amount of food (restaurants fault), and a lady walked up to the passenger side of my car and began cursing and yelling at me and my fiance because she had "*expletive* places to be". Very awkward situation, and for once in my life I was at a loss for words.
Draft Idea: You're in an open field, ready for war, battle royale style, but your only weapons are toys your kids can/do play with or ones from your childhood. Lego spike strips? Catapulting Matchbox cars? Ninja star throwing Barbies? Javelin tossing colored pencils? Choose your weapons fellas.
Wall ball, 4 square, dodgeball (prison ball) and kickball
Draft idea: Draft the perfect bachelor party (family friendly of course). Best activities you would choose if you were the best man in charge of a bachelor party. Mini-golf, zip lining, baseball game, beer tasting, sky diving, paragliding, etc... Draft 4 activities and the best plan wins. Constraints should be it all has to fit in a day/weekend?
Wall ball, four square, dodgeball, and tackle the guy with the ball were the best. Our class got them all banned in 5th or 6th grade for playing too hard or whatever.
Situation: you hold the door open and the rest of your own party keepers going and signs in and then you join them. Then you’re first and held the door open.
Jason is SPOT ON about the Cheeto fingers!
Asses up is the best recess game ever.
I'm glad Jason feels the same as i do about people in the fast food drive thru line. Especially when I'm waiting in line at Dunkin for my pre-work coffee and I can hear people in front of me ordering for the whole office, it drives me nuts!
I agree with Jason whole heartedly. If you're ordering for 20 people walk your butt in the store and order. The Drive thru was created for people with places to be.
It's LIGHTNING! 47:13
Nice drop Mike! :D
Duck Duck Goose was missing from your playground games.
WALL BALL is #1.01 for me. Not sure if you’re familiar, but basically you and your friends are just throwing a ball (tennis ball or similar) against a wall as hard as you can, trying to get other kids to bobble the ball or not be able to cleanly field it from the bounce (the game is played barehanded, not with a glove). If you do drop it, or tip it, you have to run to the wall and basically touch the wall before the ball does or you’re out. So like, if you drop it, someone else needs to pick it up and throw it at the wall before you get there. Best game ever. Many a baseball player was born from this game.
500
Foot Race/Just straight up Sprinting
Four-Square
Shibby bap doo wapp bapp
Heres what I do: I hold the door open and tell one of my friends to go in before the group of people reach us, and they head straight for the host stand and put our name down.
Jason's right; the people that send 1 person from the office to order 54 items for 10 people at peak lunch time and don't call it in ahead of time, etc. are evil.
My draft results
Four Square
Wall Ball
Infected
Kickball
Wow, Jason wants to literally be the Olympic torch; an angry, mean Olympic torch.
You will be welcomed like a king at Buckhorn BBQ. Everyone greets you in unison!
Let’s go!
Can we get a karaoke song draft?
Hmmm... listen at 15:15 and then at 22:04. You make the call.
Bahahaha!!! Dude! Heads up play!
This is really going to be hard to pick a winner I love and played all the recess games they chose ..... crap this is hard!
you could do a draft draft: a draft where you draft your favorite drafts that you’ve done on the show
life advice: yesterday my wife said she loved the pants I wore, but I thought they looked really bad. Do I wear them or throw them away.
Would you rather: Get yelled at every time one of your siblings does something wrong, or get in twice as as much trouble as you would normally?
I already live through both of these
You guys should draft a work out/ gym playlist
Ok DRAFT- ballers throw a party! Draft what you would select when throwing a party and see who wants to come to it. (Grill, boombox, bounce house, slushee machine, etc)
What in the world is Bump Out?
Knock Out 4 Life
I think this is called thunder and lightning where I come from. As the fat kid, this was the only sort of basketball I was good at.
Its hard to explain. Essentially you line up at the foul line every kid has a ball first guy shoots if he makes it hes safe goes to back of line. If he misses next guy shots if 2nd guy makes a shot before the 1st guy the 1st guy is eliminated. Its shoot from anywhere after a miss and you can throw your ball at the other guys shot knocking it out or bumping it out.
Rinse repeat til 1 guy remains he wins
Wow I just realized you guys have to completely redecorate between podcast ha.
If everybody would just open the door for themselves, and hold it open behind them for the next person, like normal people, there would be no issues!
Jackpot 500?
I'm so upset that no one said Dracarys.
Anyone know the game red ass? Played it a lot at recess on the east coast of Canada
Can somebody please make a compilation of all the scatting at the end of the intro?
Hey, I didn't ask you to hold the door for me, Hodor. You decided to be nice, and now you have to deal with the sacrifice you have made. I would dishonor your sacrifice if I held the next door for you, or let you butt in line after I'm in the restaurant.
Draft ides
Best mythical creatures
Best cartoon movies
Best Pixar movies
Best Shark Tank inventions
My favorite Recess games
Woodchips
Ball tag
Freeze Tag
Climbing on jungle gym(if that's a game)
What is the thing that Mike writes on?
Y'all should say who won the draft last show
One's you guys messed:
Duck Duck Goose
Parachute game
Racing each other
Throw rocks at other kids
Btw, jungle gyms should be on there because you can do an obstacle course.
Also the floor is lava is a game.
Didn't miss Duck Duck Goose but did miss Duck Duck Gray Duck!
You missed soccer-baseball, quite possibly the best recess game ever.
Shawn Hamilton no lacrosse soccer. The only fouls were arm tackles/grabbing. Checking, pushing, kicking out a foot at full speed from behind were all allowed. Omg, I wish we had video.
Dodgeball is not a recess game. Dodgeball is a middle/high school gym class game.
Ive heard every podcast twice over... this is my first time seeing their faces... LOL in my head the faces don't match their voices!!
Here's a question for you guys:
What proper bathroom etiquette for public restrooms? Which stall do you use? Do you wipe seat with soap before hand? How many seat covers to use?
1. Not the one that is next to the urinals unless there's only 2 and the other one is the handicapped one, unless of course the first stall is taken.
2. What? Who soaps up the seat? Wipe it down with wads of TP then...
3. One paper ass gasket. Top it off with a couple more layers of TP.
@@marvnuts I wipe with soap too kill germs. I'm a germaphobe
I was like the seven dust guy in 5-6th grade 😣