Guy Delivers Food and then Steals It

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  • @first782
    @first782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59739

    I agree with the Italian guy, breaking the pasta is a sin

  • @hippo1503
    @hippo1503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2200

    Man still said “my love” while scolding. A real italian he is.

    • @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn
      @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BLM is anti-Asian

    • @SocietiesSlave
      @SocietiesSlave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I think he was calling the pasta my love 😄

    • @sahar1213
      @sahar1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@SocietiesSlave plot twist

    • @jupitertank608
      @jupitertank608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@SocietiesSlave nice one

    • @DOLfirst
      @DOLfirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn troll

  • @codihabeck
    @codihabeck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3840

    “Don’t worry the mom was not attacked by the moose”
    Yeah she was attacked by the ground

    • @kurkurehatake878
      @kurkurehatake878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      or maybe she attacked the ground?

    • @yoshino2880
      @yoshino2880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@kurkurehatake878 or maybe the air attacked her ?

    • @eatingyourpizza9260
      @eatingyourpizza9260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@yoshino2880 Or maybe she attacked the air?

    • @tyhiktyhik
      @tyhiktyhik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@eatingyourpizza9260 or maybe the moose attacked the air?

    • @xxadrielxxthebest6654
      @xxadrielxxthebest6654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@tyhiktyhik or maybe the air attacked the ground?

  • @Tsino69
    @Tsino69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    "Forget about her. There's plenty of fish in the sea."
    The other fish in the sea: 2:55

  • @faradelthiatwitch1115
    @faradelthiatwitch1115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3062

    I love how the italian guy was so upset but kept calling her “my love”

    • @mrbutterman2443
      @mrbutterman2443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Thats true love right there

    • @bearded18yearold
      @bearded18yearold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      We do that in Mexico as well, even If our veins are popping red in anger we still call our wives or loved ones by their names or synonyms for love or betrothed

    • @DontWorryBouttaThing
      @DontWorryBouttaThing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Better than saying you idiot 🤣

    • @LYCJay
      @LYCJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lolll
      Yep spaghetti is his love xd

    • @BobbySacamano
      @BobbySacamano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's how you maintain a toxic relationship ;)

  • @hoba3040
    @hoba3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    "The mom was not attacked by the moose"
    Yeah, because the floor attacked her first

    • @shimakaze798
      @shimakaze798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Underated comment

    • @dethledr
      @dethledr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yeah, she was absolutely floored

    • @EikeBatista_error
      @EikeBatista_error 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I pity you!" Moose told her these words before going away :'(

    • @jeremysun7365
      @jeremysun7365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I believe that it was her who attacked the floor. the floor was only trying to defend itself.

    • @alphalightning00frost67
      @alphalightning00frost67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I didn't fall, the floor looked like it needed a hug"

  • @Bubbyyyy
    @Bubbyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3015

    The giant squid was like: We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.

    • @lateblossom
      @lateblossom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      BEST COMMENT

    • @fatcats2935
      @fatcats2935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think the squid was actually dieing I heard they go near land when there close death but I'm not sure

    • @solar8968
      @solar8968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I like vlog creations too

    • @reliction
      @reliction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@fatcats2935 yeah, they are usually deep sea creatures

    • @maximovassilyiwanoff
      @maximovassilyiwanoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That squid thought it was the kraken

  • @Sharivari
    @Sharivari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35454

    It's strange that people always fall when trying to run away from something. I always thought this was just a horror movie cliche.

  • @madeyalook121
    @madeyalook121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    That dog was surprisingly gentle with the butterflies, adorable

  • @thenorthorangesquad1738
    @thenorthorangesquad1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    The stupidity of the first guy makes me question humanity

    • @user-fc7de4uv3c
      @user-fc7de4uv3c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
      𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🎥🎥🤬🤬

    • @user-fc7de4uv3c
      @user-fc7de4uv3c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
      𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊

    • @CAPTAiNC
      @CAPTAiNC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Both people were stupid

    • @reedbarbarigos
      @reedbarbarigos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@user-fc7de4uv3c shut up

    • @King_Dan_Man
      @King_Dan_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really?, I been stop questioning

  • @junkandcrapamen
    @junkandcrapamen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4499

    LOL. Every Italian person is the most Italian person you've ever met.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      So just because he delivers a spaghetti sandwich and then later steals that you assume he's Italian you are such a racist

    • @andrrww.
      @andrrww. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@TrollHiddenCave ????????

    • @stewbanker
      @stewbanker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@TrollHiddenCave dude he is talking bout the cutting spaghetti part not the stealing part

    • @_Seinosuke_
      @_Seinosuke_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@TrollHiddenCave 1:17 that he meant

    • @Rick-sq5ix
      @Rick-sq5ix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@TrollHiddenCave what the hell are you talking about?

  • @Speedboyxl
    @Speedboyxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    that guy after he puts a single piece of fabric over his face:
    *they'll never know it was me*

    • @TheRadioactiveMaster
      @TheRadioactiveMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "your nor that guy pal"

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lololol

    • @Laevatei1nn
      @Laevatei1nn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i wouldnt know it was him if he didnt wear the same pant and slippers

    • @Scrappy471
      @Scrappy471 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *meet the spy music*

    • @Wofulrumble4893
      @Wofulrumble4893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Laevatei1nn really? Cause the hair coming out of the back of the mask is kinda obvious

  • @Jee2024IIT
    @Jee2024IIT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    First time,came as a delivery boy. The second time,came as a thief. Nothing wrong in it,a man can keep his personal and professional life separate lol

    • @Kero-zc5tc
      @Kero-zc5tc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah but now he’s lost his job AND could get done for stealing

  • @alexandragabriela8554
    @alexandragabriela8554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    As an Italian person myself
    The cracking sound wasn't from the pasta, that was his heart

    • @user-fc7de4uv3c
      @user-fc7de4uv3c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
      𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🎥🎥🎥🤬🤬

    • @aleksanderrubik.
      @aleksanderrubik. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *_S H U T_* 👌

    • @s4nky88
      @s4nky88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @diegosantoro8704
      @diegosantoro8704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dai non era così tremendo... Non cambia nulla all fine, solo quanto devi girare la forchetta per arrotolarli

    • @joesmith701
      @joesmith701 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm confused by the reaction, is there a reason for it?

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11929

    Imagine you order chipotle and the second you walk out you just see a man running away with your burrito bowl...

    • @dominica5360
      @dominica5360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes

    • @abdullaplays5402
      @abdullaplays5402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      UR EVERY WHERE STOP

    • @aduckwithhands8118
      @aduckwithhands8118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Bruh why deliver food if your just gonna steal it a minute later

    • @John.p97
      @John.p97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello

    • @AbidKu
      @AbidKu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would chase them

  • @sjirko
    @sjirko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    Sarah: *breaks spaghetti*
    Italian fiancee: "So you have chosen death, my love."

    • @user-fc7de4uv3c
      @user-fc7de4uv3c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
      𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🎥🎥🎥👎🏽👎🏽

    • @mako7977
      @mako7977 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOOOOOL

    • @michagabo8819
      @michagabo8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When things were at their very worst:
      2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
      Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
      Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
      After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
      Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
      - will seem to rise from the dead
      - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
      One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
      Benedict XVI is
      the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
      "The schism in My Church will be broken into different stages"
      Sunday, 20 October 2013
      The Book of Truth

    • @thegamingwaffle1234
      @thegamingwaffle1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-fc7de4uv3c ?

    • @Nikocado.Avocado
      @Nikocado.Avocado 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many subs can i get off this comment
      Current: 118

  • @Mytoothmission
    @Mytoothmission ปีที่แล้ว +78

    One time I gave an Italian exchange student a spaghettis with meatball MRE and she never texted back to me ever again.

    • @princeofpokemon2934
      @princeofpokemon2934 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof. I think it's safe to say you just got dumped. That or she ended your friendship.

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's an MRE?

    • @Aron-ve5fe
      @Aron-ve5fe ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @PADS62 military food

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Aron-ve5fe
      Thanks. 😊

  • @DontchadaretouchIT
    @DontchadaretouchIT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    The sound was not of the pasta breaking, but of his heart.

  • @calebcostrini
    @calebcostrini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Her: *breaks spaghetti*
    Him: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

    • @lucasschretlen5180
      @lucasschretlen5180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Go in the pan my love"

    • @Granza90
      @Granza90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As Italian, I totally agree!

    • @RainingBloodHorrorFilms
      @RainingBloodHorrorFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Porcamadonna

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah never break pasta just put it in the pot

    • @RBCharger
      @RBCharger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure the the spaghetti guy was a staged skit. I just saw another video where he is with his fiance at a restaurant saying he would have to leave and go back to Italy if she orders pineapple on her pizza.

  • @Cultural-zp5mw
    @Cultural-zp5mw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1867

    The delivery guy was like: “Damn, this guy ordered from chipotle’s”
    *puts mask on*

    • @inigochicano
      @inigochicano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@junodonatus4906 then why would he come back minutes later with a mask and different clothes?

    • @mila-evans
      @mila-evans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Ramtin Kolahchi
      Many food deliverers do that I’ve seen it happen. This is such a jerky move tbh

    • @zerosu1862
      @zerosu1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *It's showtime!"

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @bananasaur5209
      @bananasaur5209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Ramtin Kolahchi same shirt, shorts and flip flops.

  • @altermike3197
    @altermike3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That guy was so sweet, even when upset, he still called her "my love"; honestly, us Americans need to pick that up

  • @npsea2398
    @npsea2398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    That puppy and butterfly clip is something you'd see in a movie

    • @kenilsheth3525
      @kenilsheth3525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In a Disney movie

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikrrrr

    • @tomhappening
      @tomhappening 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI

    • @SenseiArima11
      @SenseiArima11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea so true i also thought the same thing haha

    • @AreebProductions
      @AreebProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I upload photo editing tutorials, come if you want to but It's totally fine if you don't ❤🔥!

  • @choco2077
    @choco2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2679

    Ok but the dog playing with the butterflies was pure wholesome.

  • @Typical_Penguin
    @Typical_Penguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    the way the Italian guy got frustrated BUT STILL calls his lover these endearing names is soooo cute. I almost died when i heard it for the first time

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well getting legitimately upset at this in the first place is pretty stupid

    • @kiriel09
      @kiriel09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought that was so cute, too :D

    • @savitar2581
      @savitar2581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ok

    • @iginiomassimo5499
      @iginiomassimo5499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@TheJerbol you are not Italian so you can't understand my guy

    • @The_Sharktocrab
      @The_Sharktocrab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@TheJerbol so is breaking the pasta

  • @ifimalliopoulou3381
    @ifimalliopoulou3381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bro when the guy started Beatboxing I had GOOSEBUMPS, I swear

  • @AlexanderMoen
    @AlexanderMoen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    I think the owl was just confused by the lack of depth of the bugs and was just moving it's head to get slightly different angles. Its crazy eyesight probably sees the pixels too, so it's confused on a number of levels

    • @3Clod
      @3Clod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      just the fact you know the difference between it's and its puts you above average users by a number of levels!

    • @eduarco
      @eduarco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      this is one in a million comment that is actually educational

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe also because of its hunting habits too. It wants to grab it, but it’s depth perception is like “not yet… make sure it’s real”.
      It’s readying for an ambush.

    • @NomNomPhenomenom
      @NomNomPhenomenom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i love this fact sm thanking you

    • @dastanharris
      @dastanharris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no it was listening to a good music

  • @ChrisM-qo1jc
    @ChrisM-qo1jc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Friend: Don't worry about her man, there are other fish in the sea.
    Fish in the sea: 2:55

    • @micah276x
      @micah276x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This is so underrated lmao

    • @DemonCute14
      @DemonCute14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@micah276x so true

    • @dont5348
      @dont5348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŔÊ

    • @peachbellini2615
      @peachbellini2615 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking basically the same thing about myself.. lol.. when I try to meet new people 😩

    • @abifathurrohman5230
      @abifathurrohman5230 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

  • @gillianbolger2992
    @gillianbolger2992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5823

    Love how the Italian guy is horrified yet still calls her love. He's a keeper

    • @haxsvg9372
      @haxsvg9372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      “My love 👌🏼”

    • @noeeon9910
      @noeeon9910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      My love is a replacement for another word

    • @Saber09
      @Saber09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@josephk4932 yes, I can confirm it as an Italian myself. You can find some exception, but they are very rare

    • @rekttangela2262
      @rekttangela2262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is the top comment and seeing it without context before watching the video is confusing and also hilarious 😆

    • @barney4293
      @barney4293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That video was so scripted

  • @BobbyTucker
    @BobbyTucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Another great "Daily Dose Of Internet"! It says you now have 12.3 million subscribers, incredible. Making that many people happy is quite an accomplishment. Thanks from just one, I enjoyed it.

  • @afiblacksails23
    @afiblacksails23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    “You can’t cutta the pasta” lol that’s the most Italian thing I have ever heard in my life

    • @Tgggoat
      @Tgggoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm your 100 th like 😤

    • @W1LlzA
      @W1LlzA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Tgggoat you ppl so random using angry emojis for no reason like bruh

    • @cripplelilrata7610
      @cripplelilrata7610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@W1LlzA 😡

    • @bbokari9880
      @bbokari9880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@W1LlzA ok?

    • @Adam_____________
      @Adam_____________ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s kinda right though

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19201

    Italian dude: "Cutting pasta is illegal in Italy"
    That got me😂

    • @4zaann
      @4zaann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      why are you everywhere

    • @JayorNero
      @JayorNero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lmao same

    • @michaelbrownlee9497
      @michaelbrownlee9497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      The look on his face ....noooo.

    • @DanielCoronel99
      @DanielCoronel99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Here before this comment gets viral.

    • @konstantinos_p4466
      @konstantinos_p4466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We don't care 😂

  • @LilCurtisKeepASwitch-m9r
    @LilCurtisKeepASwitch-m9r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I love how even when the Italian guy was upset he still addressed his fiance with love

    • @user-fc7de4uv3c
      @user-fc7de4uv3c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
      𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🎥🎥🎥👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

    • @meliagant1650
      @meliagant1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is just dissapointet man

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's not angry, just sad because she lost her way

    • @PersonthatisônthęInterneṭ
      @PersonthatisônthęInterneṭ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I had 300 subs but it will never happen :(

    • @jamieohjamie
      @jamieohjamie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mario when he witnesses Peach cook him pasta for the first time.

  • @jean-francoisdaignault9612
    @jean-francoisdaignault9612 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Guys I checked and that last guy is still shaking sand out of his shoes today.

  • @d3n1el_pvp6
    @d3n1el_pvp6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    The Italian was like “Im not mad im just disappointed”

    • @wildproxcore173
      @wildproxcore173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Like uncle roger

    • @Your_Father1980
      @Your_Father1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Bruh Bruh nobody asked

    • @pizzapartyreso
      @pizzapartyreso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Bruh Bruh nobody asked

    • @wildproxcore173
      @wildproxcore173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Bruh Bruh nobody asked

    • @krismine99
      @krismine99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get why it's upsetting, it's easier than cutting it

  • @internethariini7884
    @internethariini7884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The Italian man is the most polite angry person I ever seen 😂

  • @owoofmybones5090
    @owoofmybones5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    That Italian one was adorable. It was like he was genuinely angry, but was still joking around with it.

  • @therickeffect7466
    @therickeffect7466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The italian guy is so sweet when he argues, he says “My love” atleast 5 times and he isn’t even raising his voice that much,This is the gentlemens way to argue.

  • @storagebox33l48
    @storagebox33l48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    When the butterfly lands at the dog's nose, that's out of a fairytale movie.

    • @shsh-mc3sx
      @shsh-mc3sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ikrrr it was so precioussss

    • @deadchannelrubik
      @deadchannelrubik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *dry out plays*

    • @ThePC007
      @ThePC007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially since I believe those were Old World Swallowtails, which are actually kinda rare. It’s been decades since I last saw one.

    • @simplyeason
      @simplyeason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly it

    • @thederpydude2088
      @thederpydude2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a lotta Disney princess energy right there

  • @Veenbuen1
    @Veenbuen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    “What gave it away?”
    “You forgot to change your shoes.”

    • @lh9304
      @lh9304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same shorts same sandals 😂

    • @PersonthatisônthęInterneṭ
      @PersonthatisônthęInterneṭ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I had 300 subs but it will never happen :(

    • @comradecetacean1927
      @comradecetacean1927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the shorts.....and tattoos on his leg.

    • @nutsandbolts1264
      @nutsandbolts1264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guy literally only took off the vest

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same tat. But will this result in a misdemeanor conviction? If he confesses, yes. But if he denies, denies, denies he might just get off. Why? Mask.

  • @zodiacuniverse4663
    @zodiacuniverse4663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I swear everyone in my family breaks the pasta in half to fit into the pan despite the fact that it immediately softens from the hot water and fits anyways.

    • @-Vague_Hysteria-
      @-Vague_Hysteria- ปีที่แล้ว

      did that, had chewy spots on my pasta. family wasn't happy with me so i break my pasta from now on (even though i dont like it cuz it makes a mess.)

    • @RandomPlayIist
      @RandomPlayIist ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@-Vague_Hysteria- You don't just leave it and walk away, wait for 30 seconds until it softens then help it down into the water.

  • @eugeniamanzon
    @eugeniamanzon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    "There are plenty more fish in the sea"
    Fish in the sea: 2:55

  • @deafeningoctopus
    @deafeningoctopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    That giant squid footage is one of the rarest and luckiest things you can ever catch on tape!

    • @sleepydragon9510
      @sleepydragon9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And scary

    • @warlordmain5084
      @warlordmain5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      All I was thinking was “ That squid could decide to drown that guy and no one would probably be able to stop it”

    • @klausillo
      @klausillo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Release me kraken!

    • @Ben-bz6sk
      @Ben-bz6sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was thinking the exact same thing, I thought they were a little bigger but I didn’t know they could go to the surface of the water

    • @reizpatsh2008
      @reizpatsh2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And a fact : there are a ton of parasites inside it

  • @zoltanszaszi2264
    @zoltanszaszi2264 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You know it is illegal in Italy." That guy's reaction is basically the peak of every Italy meme on the internet.

  • @justflamingo4114
    @justflamingo4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    Okay , but why is no one talking about how the puppy and butterfly clip was the most adorable thing ever !?

    • @mikescan7050
      @mikescan7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Because spaghetti was broken!

    • @justflamingo4114
      @justflamingo4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mikescan7050 true tho

    • @Drew-fw1mj
      @Drew-fw1mj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    • @Rohit-sp4iz
      @Rohit-sp4iz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Blythe De La Cruz 1:16

    • @delxisA
      @delxisA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Blythe De La Cruz a

  • @ThePizzaGoblin
    @ThePizzaGoblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    I love how he says "my love." He's not mad at her. He's just shocked that she would do something so incorrect and is trying to save her soul, God save the Pope.

    • @lovesunnyskies
      @lovesunnyskies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Go in the pan,
      M Y L O V E

    • @fortunatebum
      @fortunatebum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I do this shit all the time, and I’m part italian

    • @suiseiuchuno7381
      @suiseiuchuno7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I thought he was telling her to go in the pan

    • @TheShape45
      @TheShape45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that name is so damn wrong is fruitcake goblin!

    • @paulwright6044
      @paulwright6044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He also told her to "go in the pan," but added "my love" to make it cute.

  • @superstars6175
    @superstars6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    The woman: Breaks the spaghetti*
    Her fiance’: *MAMA MIAAAAA*

    • @ujotony
      @ujotony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Ma che cazz-"

    • @ociredefinilrac4599
      @ociredefinilrac4599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dio cane supremo come ti permetti, this is how I think I react

    • @mashcandy7647
      @mashcandy7647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Go in the pan my love

    • @bingchilling7102
      @bingchilling7102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alberto take a look at sarah

    • @kranz9382
      @kranz9382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *mario screaming*

  • @dreamylittlefourunderscore
    @dreamylittlefourunderscore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for posting these.
    I have laughed for so many hours because of your videos! I'm literally watching them all day and they make my whole day.

  • @ehrenerik2097
    @ehrenerik2097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    Girl breaks the spaghetti
    All Italians in the near: "I can feel a disturbance in the force"

    • @p4lworld
      @p4lworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would like this comment if I hadn't seen a hundred of them already

    • @gary9689
      @gary9689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "As if millions of pasta noodles cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."

    • @yoursexybeebot1798
      @yoursexybeebot1798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “My love”

    • @-ninjanOodlez
      @-ninjanOodlez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol. What about in the far? Got any of those? 😂

    • @Nikocado.Avocado
      @Nikocado.Avocado 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many subs can i get off this comment
      Current: 118

  • @kba
    @kba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +998

    That's how you give an Italian a heart attack. Man's life flashed before his eyes.

    • @micahfontana8378
      @micahfontana8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I am part Italian and I felt that pain

    • @peacock1426
      @peacock1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What difference it make whether you break them or not!

    • @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn
      @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blm is anti-Asian

    • @Ay.--
      @Ay.-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never knew it was such a sensitive matter XD

    • @Kissalege
      @Kissalege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@peacock1426 think about it

  • @itsjustpaul1121
    @itsjustpaul1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    “Don’t worry the mom was not attacked by the moose” riggggght 😂

    • @dont5348
      @dont5348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŔÊ

    • @viruz9013
      @viruz9013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How can the daughter just ran away? 😂

    • @bucket1612
      @bucket1612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@viruz9013 like fr lol help your mum atleast

    • @sidharthj8412
      @sidharthj8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@viruz9013 that's just impulsive she anyway turns back once she realises she should help

    • @potatoavocado9933
      @potatoavocado9933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DON'T ok we wont

  • @Sophia_The_First_____________1
    @Sophia_The_First_____________1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The puppy with the butterfly’s was so cute

  • @StylishWitch
    @StylishWitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2186

    the dog with the butterflies was some Disney level shit.

  • @modelllichtsysteme
    @modelllichtsysteme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2655

    "You cutta'de pasta. You know that it iz illegal in Italy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dtack9249
      @dtack9249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ma love~~

    • @p4lworld
      @p4lworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      17 likes and counting

    • @modelllichtsysteme
      @modelllichtsysteme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@Daily Dose of Bloopers I couldn't resist and wrote it in the comments 😄 it sounds soo broken-heart, I think Sarah regrets it for the rest of her life.

    • @Jake-li7ih
      @Jake-li7ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is it actually illegal? Lol

    • @succ4312
      @succ4312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      us italians try our best .....

  • @Syrocix
    @Syrocix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Lady: - Falls while a moose is chasing her -
    We’ll be right back

    • @queasyislander0274
      @queasyislander0274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She was taunting it with a broom for what reason lol

    • @dyl.p9743
      @dyl.p9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roundabout starts playing*

    • @snowfish7294
      @snowfish7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shot on iPhone starts playing

    • @unknownplebeian4951
      @unknownplebeian4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Custodio Jc12 not hating but if he’s trash why don’t you have more subscribers than him?

    • @lexasscentedcandles2852
      @lexasscentedcandles2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can hear the theme music🤣🤣

  • @shift3r628
    @shift3r628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know your rap game is good when the subtitles say [music]

  • @melanitesong
    @melanitesong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The dog with the butterflies- just- so- ADORABLE!

    • @davidlundmark9359
      @davidlundmark9359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sooo cute!

    • @eckomeda2008
      @eckomeda2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its legit out of a disney movie the way the butterfly landed on the dogs nose

  • @aadi69
    @aadi69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    I like how the fiance is genuinely triggered, not like the memes.

    • @meliagant1650
      @meliagant1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He REALLY tried to not be angry.
      I mean... he was really pissed but still tried to be as friendly as possiboe to his girlfriend who jsut commited a war crime

    • @isaacrandomrussell5630
      @isaacrandomrussell5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He looks so sincerely disappointed and sad.

    • @DareToBeDeviant
      @DareToBeDeviant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Brandon_Y. With me, it's 50-50. The end result is rarely ever unevenly cooked noodles but often my OCD cracks it in half for even cook time. Unless they're constantly cooking with stock pots or cauldrons over there in Italy there's no way anyone's boiling a full-length noodle intact.

    • @PersonthatisônthęInterneṭ
      @PersonthatisônthęInterneṭ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I had 300 subs but it will never happen :(

    • @symowebb
      @symowebb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DareToBeDeviant you put them in the water then keep pushing them down while the bottom part gets softer so it slips, it doesn't take much time so it's not a problem

  • @CJ-iz4we
    @CJ-iz4we 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    DDOS: this squid was curious
    The Squid: lmao drown

    • @project_blob6102
      @project_blob6102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reminds me of an anime

    • @rampagepotato4307
      @rampagepotato4307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@project_blob6102 "anime". right....

    • @PolarImpulse
      @PolarImpulse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The casualness in the tone is so funny lmao

    • @Dev-nk8oj
      @Dev-nk8oj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It be like "die in hell, bech"

    • @Pulko172
      @Pulko172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean DDOI? Right?

  • @sakuraice22
    @sakuraice22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just a little correction
    That giant squid wasn't curious, he was dying
    They are deep sea animals and bright red, giant squid don't ever go to the surface unless something is wrong, when squids turn white it means they're dead or dying, and he's full of injuries
    On the full video you can see the people took him to shore and finished him off (if he stayed on the sea he would be eaten by other animals while still alive) and donated his body to scientists help study this species
    I know it was a male because while on shore he released a bit of sperm, many young squids who never got to mate to this while dying with the hope that it'll meet a female somewhere
    Keep up the good work, love your videos 💙

  • @meron4904
    @meron4904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    The fact that this guy just put a random sock on his head as a mask is so funny

    • @sammygg21
      @sammygg21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Had it in his back pocket too on video.

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ikr…same flip flops…same shirt…same pants….same gender…same skin tone…probably same car…but the mask is gonna make a difference. Sure.

    • @Astr0_rl
      @Astr0_rl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sock?

    • @willothewisp2980
      @willothewisp2980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao that was a ski mask-

    • @daveyfrancy3118
      @daveyfrancy3118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SujalJaiswar shut

  • @greenjc12
    @greenjc12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1407

    Poor guy, he looked so heartbroken about that pasta

    • @hdgavin4192
      @hdgavin4192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya

    • @limmazay
      @limmazay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      cant blame him

    • @vodak5693
      @vodak5693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ✝️SAY YES TO GOD AND NO TO SIN✝️

    • @bimisikocheng
      @bimisikocheng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

    • @cridus_
      @cridus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@vodak5693 shut up and go back to the Middle Ages.

  • @spicedmemes1472
    @spicedmemes1472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You cutta da pasta, you know it is illegal in italy" is the funniest shit ill hear all week

  • @generalesdeath8157
    @generalesdeath8157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2329

    "Guys, the food delivery is here!"
    Food delivery guy: Yes, but actually no

    • @qtpie488
      @qtpie488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂

    • @mrdrip8616
      @mrdrip8616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @terry2295
      @terry2295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      task failed successfully

    • @bluesummers5051
      @bluesummers5051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The ultimate heist.

    • @ohyeahminecraft
      @ohyeahminecraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesn't even look like the same person tbh

  • @ldctv944
    @ldctv944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    The Italian guy was right, breaking the spaghetti should be a criminal offense.

    • @MrDong101
      @MrDong101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why?

    • @nanwijanarko1969
      @nanwijanarko1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do we do so it fit in the pan, then?

    • @Reymax164
      @Reymax164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrDong101 maybe bacause of the beliefs of other countries 🤷🏻‍♂️
      My family usually don't do that, we just using larger pan. Some maybe doing that in my country.

    • @Yaksoup98
      @Yaksoup98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Reymax164 it's literally just pasta what's the problem lol

    • @fakedzarcasm7350
      @fakedzarcasm7350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nanwijanarko1969 use bigger pan

  • @cloudrider5176
    @cloudrider5176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    The beatboxing guy gave a new meaning to “my heart’s a stereo”

    • @dont5348
      @dont5348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŔÊ

    • @moreorb2753
      @moreorb2753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dont5348 I am not falling for your loophole of videos

    • @alraapl
      @alraapl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@moreorb2753 one more word
      Don’t
      Just a reminder
      Don’t
      One more time
      Don’t
      Just in case you are brainwashed by the cat
      Don’t

    • @Tinkerツ
      @Tinkerツ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alraapl Ahhh I can't resist, man 😓😓

    • @skinkymoh3656
      @skinkymoh3656 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dont5348 dont worry im more than sure that i wont :/

  • @magicat_
    @magicat_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Go in the pan, my love”
    My faves quote

  • @xxTC-96xx
    @xxTC-96xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5654

    Casual kraken attack

    • @SujalJaiswar
      @SujalJaiswar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I walked into the lawn and saw my father digging a deep hole
      There was still water at the base of the hole.
      “What the hell is that dad?”
      “Well, son”
      “Yes dad?”

    • @flyingpaladin617
      @flyingpaladin617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It was just a baby

    • @BuiHieuDong
      @BuiHieuDong 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi there verified person !

    • @w7b9
      @w7b9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @w7b9
      @w7b9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BuiHieuDong shut up

  • @djamelbouredrouda5121
    @djamelbouredrouda5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    That cracking sound isn't from pasta . it's every Italian's heart getting broken

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4117

    Never seen anyone so hurt over Pasta😂

    • @DR1FTIN
      @DR1FTIN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol same

    • @heyitsgray1762
      @heyitsgray1762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aye

    • @JohnnyL69
      @JohnnyL69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I mean.. he's Italian soooo

    • @alwaysabiggafish3305
      @alwaysabiggafish3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Because it's a fake prank for tiktok, why is it on this channel

    • @maen6126
      @maen6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@alwaysabiggafish3305 I'm pretty sure its not fake

  • @Harrison_SNKRS
    @Harrison_SNKRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This channel and this video is satisfying that I moved to the beat on the owl beat and some of them on the beatboxing light sabers

  • @RaltySalty
    @RaltySalty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Imagine you’re surfing and you just see a squid go “Ayo whatchu doin here”

    • @romitbanerjee9802
      @romitbanerjee9802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait the Squid's italian?

    • @lespaceman
      @lespaceman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@romitbanerjee9802 No Tamil

    • @Yamaa
      @Yamaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ayo whatc yo jet bro

    • @SparkY-Minecraft
      @SparkY-Minecraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Watchu know about rollin down in the deep

    • @zaipollizamabdulmalek5822
      @zaipollizamabdulmalek5822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact: after that the man brought the squid to the surface and a bunch of parasite looking worm come out.

  • @kiddfaith4397
    @kiddfaith4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    Squid; “Sir, do you have a moment to hear about the glory of Cthulhu?”

  • @thomasrobinson1854
    @thomasrobinson1854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    That Italian guy being mad about his girlfriend messing up pasta, but still calling her my love the whole time.

    • @bovvsette7996
      @bovvsette7996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Love the classic "dai" in the middle of the sentences

    • @pidgey3734
      @pidgey3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      its illegal in italy hes genuinely worried about her

    • @savio4223
      @savio4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idku724 Yes

    • @pidgey3734
      @pidgey3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @JewelRunner95 party pooper

    • @MurriciTerceiro
      @MurriciTerceiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cutta the pasta

  • @grahamvandyke
    @grahamvandyke ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a good friend who grew up in Italy, and he would always lecture me on what real coffee and pizza was whenever we would go out to eat. I miss that guy.

  • @tameratbroglio4387
    @tameratbroglio4387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Girlfriend: breaks spaghetti
    Boyfriend: you mama’d your last Mia

    • @desertsmeagol7073
      @desertsmeagol7073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @user-fc7de4uv3c
      @user-fc7de4uv3c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
      𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🤬🤬🤬🎥

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@user-fc7de4uv3c how about uploading quality content for views instead of being a douchebag

    • @aryyyyuh
      @aryyyyuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BAHAHAHA

    • @aryyyyuh
      @aryyyyuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user-fc7de4uv3c just because your mom hates you don’t expect it from us too

  • @akirarozu3245
    @akirarozu3245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    The puppy one was like a disney moment caught on camera, he's such a gentle dog. Mostly dogs would chase and eat them XD.

    • @pewbolerster4454
      @pewbolerster4454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahaha yeah, lmao

    • @yoshino2880
      @yoshino2880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they don't eat frogs they just chase them for fun once my dog chased a big one it pee inside his mouth and we had to make him eat salt XD

    • @dhananjayyadav2030
      @dhananjayyadav2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@yoshino2880 he was talking about the dog with butterflies

    • @perocigla4425
      @perocigla4425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maybe the dog is full 😁

    • @ASimpleBall
      @ASimpleBall 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoshino2880 you made your dog eat salt?

  • @itsvl0ix60
    @itsvl0ix60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The person who delivered and stole the food was like: “On second thought I AM a little hungry…”

    • @min_wolf976
      @min_wolf976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dude had the expert plan. put on a mask. take off the jacket. then forgot the fact that his pants and shoes were unchanged and that his undershirt was clearly visible

  • @codyking4848
    @codyking4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:01 I wish I could do this. I'd do it every chance I got. Bartender brought me another beer? Automated checkout at the store printed a receipt? Clerk at the gas station scanned my water? DONE.

  • @anoopmaladakar7797
    @anoopmaladakar7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    " Go in the pan , My love. " - But it's out of context.

  • @ExpiredTape
    @ExpiredTape 3 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    When the butterfly landed on the dogs nose.
    THAT WAS SO FRIGGIN ADORABLE

    • @mr.s.9559
      @mr.s.9559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was waiting for for them to feature my best friends video. The Dogs name is Gordo by the way :)

    • @waytogo_roblox
      @waytogo_roblox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nope I was thinking that it would eat the butterfly

    • @saitab-6435
      @saitab-6435 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@waytogo_roblox Same I waited for it

    • @MM-bn9dm
      @MM-bn9dm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn’t it?!? Reminded me of the song “Dog & Butterfly”

    • @Pionike
      @Pionike 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes one of the most uwu thing I've seen today

  • @shaan702
    @shaan702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    “This human likes to watch an owl watching bugs on their tablet.”

    • @Stuomyx
      @Stuomyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Then this alien likes to watch a human that watch an owl watching bugs on their tablet

    • @Hanger1712
      @Hanger1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      this upper dimensional being likes to watch a alien that is watching a human that is watching an owl watching bugs on their tablet

    • @paradoxindreams9597
      @paradoxindreams9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This black hole likes to swallow all upper dimensional beings, aliens, humans and owls who are too busy watching each other to realize how tiny and helpless they are in this universe.

    • @charlotteritter6798
      @charlotteritter6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      these bugs in tablet like to be watched by an owl that being watched by human that being watched by alien that being watched by upper dimensional being in the blackhole

    • @sidrockx6399
      @sidrockx6399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@paradoxindreams9597 lol

  • @djrdjr8888
    @djrdjr8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Mussolini of Macaroni just ain't havin' it! He's the Pol Pot of the boiling pot! The Castro of the Gastro, the Idi of Linguine! The Fauci of Fettucine! The Pinochet of Primavera! Help me I can't stop! The Noriega of Gnocchi! The Tojo of Tortellini!

  • @chinotype4721
    @chinotype4721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    The squid was like : “A fish is on a dish!?!?”

    • @j-sant-animations8105
      @j-sant-animations8105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Surely true to my wish!”

    • @foxi7924
      @foxi7924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      " I am not the only fish!?"

    • @elder_presence523
      @elder_presence523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The fact that a surfboard was a foriegn concept to the squid but a plate wasn't amused me

    • @justintime6242
      @justintime6242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Because outside of the water my body goes squish”

    • @walker_19880
      @walker_19880 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's a paddleboard.

  • @TayyebK
    @TayyebK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I love how Italians can be offended and still be polite at the same time

    • @icedragon9097
      @icedragon9097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Welcome to all of europe

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MY LOVE! XD

    • @hexodyia
      @hexodyia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Go in the pan, my love"

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@icedragon9097 nah.

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Breaking Pasta is an official tactic used by the FBI to find secret Italian spies.

    • @user-fc7de4uv3c
      @user-fc7de4uv3c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
      𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊👎🏽👎🏽🎥🎥🎥

    • @Jedssski
      @Jedssski 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-fc7de4uv3c can you please not?

    • @compilationland8563
      @compilationland8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @Nigelrathbone1
    @Nigelrathbone1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What I don't quite get is why the dude went through the motions of putting the food on the porch only to leave with it. Level of stupidity - Superpower.

  • @nathanielpillar8012
    @nathanielpillar8012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    That woman running from the moose would make a great horror movie actor. She nailed the tripping over nothing part.

    • @mycollegeshirt
      @mycollegeshirt ปีที่แล้ว

      I just thought bitch you're gonna get everyone killed.

  • @wssoup
    @wssoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Moose: *Attacks mother*
    DDOI: So anyway heres a dog and some butterflies

    • @user-fc7de4uv3c
      @user-fc7de4uv3c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
      𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🎥🎥🎥👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

    • @EezoTheChezo
      @EezoTheChezo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many su bs can I get from this comment?
      Current: 259

    • @simosavustaja9420
      @simosavustaja9420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-fc7de4uv3c How long have you done that? I mean this is like fifth time i see you asking dislikes. After ten years i would like to know what came from that project, it's so facinating and stupid at the same time.

    • @storminfection5775
      @storminfection5775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simosavustaja9420 It's a bot. I've seen multiple other accounts saying the exact same thing on different channels.

  • @thelivingliver6715
    @thelivingliver6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    “its illegal in italy”
    every crime in italy is food related i swear- when i go to italy imma be sent to jail for life and death row

    • @GENKI_INU
      @GENKI_INU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      If your last meal on death row you wanted was broken spaghetti, would the Italian jail grant you that last wish?

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theredorange
      i mean you got 300+ subscribers and some of your videos have a bit over a thousand views. i think you’re good

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GENKI_INU
      im going to test that theory. as well as a pineapple pizza

    • @Antonioio
      @Antonioio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro I’m Italian and I can confirm that here in Italy everything related to food is taken seriously, some things just can’t exist here lol

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Antonioio
      you’re going to hate me then. i love pineapple pizza, my family break the spaghetti, and if you name any other forbidden food or cooking method in italy i guarantee you i do it and eat it

  • @UserUser-zl2dx
    @UserUser-zl2dx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thief probably needed the food more.

  • @InceptDev001
    @InceptDev001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    The delivery guy: *Someone's gotta eat it*

  • @ClemensAlive
    @ClemensAlive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3647

    "Yoe know iste illegale to break the pasta in italy..." + italian body language.

  • @notmyrealname1999
    @notmyrealname1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    Someone: * breaks spaghetti *
    Every Italian: "I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced..."

  • @rebekadoczi2136
    @rebekadoczi2136 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Last time I went to an Italian restaurant with family. An old guy also worked there. Dude was definitely around 50 or 60. He randomly shouted very loud in front of people. He went serving and doing smiliar things all night. That man was definitely the kind of fiery grandpa type who makes love for his wife 5 times/day, has 6 kids, and wrestled everyday with the big bull in his younger years. Whether he has family or not, that's what you're gonna assume about him. He gave off EXACTLY that feeling, that when death will come for him, he'll look at it, and death will beg for permission to go away unharmed.
    The very essence of fiery, Italian passion is still within that guy, I'm sure of it.

  • @WAVE0025
    @WAVE0025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Only an itallian can make "Go in the pan my love" sound romantic instead of threatening

    • @ooglifish01
      @ooglifish01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "It is a punishment for cutting pasta my love!"

    • @ok3528
      @ok3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How can she even fit in the pan hahaha

    • @nikhilreddy8550
      @nikhilreddy8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ok3528 Maybe that is what he is trying to teach her. With the right technique even you can fit in the pan.

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nikhilreddy8550 This sounds like an advertisement lmaoo

    • @anonymousone3024
      @anonymousone3024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@salemcrow5078 are you from salem

  • @hidden_animator522
    @hidden_animator522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    The Italian guy sounds like she broke his heart along with the spaghetti. Poor guy haha
    Edited for correct food item since people wanted the correct pasta terminology lmao

    • @reknah
      @reknah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Bruh Bruh but does it really matter though

    • @TheMuddySea
      @TheMuddySea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's basically the equivalent of bringing home a new puppy, and your fiancé says, "Thanks, this will be delicious!" and snaps its neck.

    • @krismine99
      @krismine99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@reknah he keeps posting that comment everywhere, wish DDoI would ban people who do that

    • @nyko921
      @nyko921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spaghetti *

    • @heatherwaldorf
      @heatherwaldorf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMuddySea don’t skip anger management anonymous, dear, and your antipsychotics and antidepressants. ☕️

  • @Gocaw
    @Gocaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Girl breaks the spaghetti:
    Italians: “So you have chosen Death!”

    • @compilationland8563
      @compilationland8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha🤣🤣

    • @tick6362
      @tick6362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha 🤣🤣

    • @montana2730
      @montana2730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *my love

    • @JackSmack999
      @JackSmack999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't have many teeth so I break my pasta before cooking. Fuck superstition.

    • @spiritedchung5926
      @spiritedchung5926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOW DARE YOU BREAK THE PASTA INTO HAVA!!!!!!!

  • @Plenilunius
    @Plenilunius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    why is nobody talking about how sick his beat boxing skills are

    • @ethanprice9832
      @ethanprice9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just about to make the same comment if nobody else had😂
      Balistix is insane and I’m so happy he got into this video👌🏼

  • @uu9276
    @uu9276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    this is gonna be kinda sad so anyone that doesnt want to read just keep moving. The clip of the squid is actually pretty old and it was not curious. It was actually dying which is why it was so close to the surface. Giant Squids normally never see much light cause they live so deep in the ocean so its really abnormal for a squid to breach the ocean surface or to even be close to humans.. Idk why it was dying but probably a whale or shark. You can see some of its tentacles have been bit off. The video ends with the surfers bringing the squid to shore and ending its misery.

    • @MultiPurposeReviewer
      @MultiPurposeReviewer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I too thought it was strange to see a squid in a video at all. You see octopi occasionally come up with fishing hauls, and they get tossed back overboard, but this is the first video I think I've seen of a squid.

    • @Abogado13
      @Abogado13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I heard something about a parasite in it, but I ain't completely sure. I do agree that it has been attacked and looking for help

    • @madmilk2753
      @madmilk2753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      And then they had takoyaki for lunch

    • @freakyfn
      @freakyfn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@madmilk2753 lol 😂

    • @vectorslair1477
      @vectorslair1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      My day has been ruined

  • @kwon7901
    @kwon7901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Italian dude was just upset that he now has to break off the marriage

    • @Live-Life-Freely
      @Live-Life-Freely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If that's not a great reason i don't know what is.

    • @kevileno3158
      @kevileno3158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and then break her neck

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      take your like and leave

    • @liammurphy2725
      @liammurphy2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Secretly delighted though to have escaped the barbarian.

    • @apj341
      @apj341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Things only go downhill after they've got you for life 💍