Valette Clo Zach saying “a gay” is funny because usually if someone says it that way, they mean it in a bad way. “Gay person” or “person who is gay” is a better way to say it, because this way it’s an adjective that describes a quality about someone, rather than a noun that defines someone. Noun (bad) vs. adjective (good).
Valette Clo it’s funny because we know Zach doesn’t mean it in a bad way, but he defiantly uses the bad phrasing anyway, as though to make some point! 😂
I had a 3 hour wait between appointments at the Veterans hospital, fell asleep in a waiting room, only to find as I woke, 8 nurses hovering around me. I guess I should have worn underwear, my wood was extended far below my Levi's pocket. I guess I'd become a product of conversation. Of course, I was in a relationship, that shit never times right!
To sleep perchance to dream of a young Grizzly Adams on the Pi--YANNA... Then I see this in my recommended, now try telling me that Google isn't listening to us! But better than that, I am starting to think it grants us all three wishes! Use them wisely my friends... Be wiser than I. 😉
RLMUD no shade intended but if you don’t get it, you’re not grown up. Even if you don’t find it funny, you would resonate with the comedy if you lived life and seen things. Nothing to do with numerical age, maybe you just haven’t lived extremely eg jail homelessness rehab crime poverty etc
That’s a trip ppl really thought this was funny... It was like only a few ppl laughing and prolly because that one lady laughed at every joke he said like she was paid to.
I’m both, laughing hysterically and amazed at how beautifully he plays the piano.
He plays the black keys only, always harmonic - try it yourself
Dennis Brockmann I wish I could play the piano, or even guitar.
He’s really not playing anything that difficult
He’s actually not playing only black keys and any pianist would know that.
I asked him in person after a routine. He said he doesn’t know how to play the piano. He just plays the black keys.
"I got a henna tattoo that says "forever"." is an underrated line. :)
I don't get it never listened to her music
really hope you meant this as aa joke
Janinho897 went over my head. I know what henna tattoos are. Not sure what the forever reference was
@@terrycrews1760 henna tattoos are temporary and don't last "forever"
It’s called irony. Lol
I’m not usually a fan of comedians who use one liners, but the way he does it is hilarious. The piano and his voice that sounds like bob ross 👍
His beard is so perfect it looks fake.
That’s a strange thing to say, now isn’t it
Lol jealousy
If Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggings had a child together - Zach would be the outcome. Just look at him
I love this guy! One of the most funny people on Earth.
Funniest. Not most funny
@@fezzik7619 Go teach your kids. I say how I want. The other 8 people was fine how I talk but you had a nerve.
The Tony Danza bit has been one of my favorite bits of all time for YEARS. Zach G will always be my favorite.
I love Zach Galifinakis so much, What a dream it would be to chill with him. He reminds me of Toto they look so similar haha
2:50 such a pure moment
Thank gawd he pointed the Hyena out!! There's always one in every standup show.
Peeing in the morning is the most annoying challenge 🤦🏽♂️
Tip toes trying to angle down, tricky stuff
Piss everywhere
sit backwards facing the tank and lean forward and angle down. easy peasy, its all about the angle on the dangle
Josh Canfield that’s the problem, most people suck at geometry too much that they can’t get that angle, nor the dangle
Sit down then woman.
I could listen to that piano forever... so smooth
After so many years, still hilarious
The best part was his face at 2:50
Yeeeeessss 😂😂
Gems, nothing but gems. Please start doing stand up again Zach
I don’t know what he was playing on that piano but I love it
1:54 to 2:10
"You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name... And you've never been to that bar before." (love)
(gay)
The joke reminds me of my crazy ex.
A henna tattoo that says "forever".....Love it. 😆
He's not aging at all
If anything he looks younger😀
I think this video is from 2006
@@sn97sn97 nah this was way earlier. Like 03.
DaBirdman1989 is it after live @ the onion ?
@@Madkalibyr no way way before that. This was his half hour comedy central presents. This was I believe even before the comedians of comedy tour.
Why do people quote the video in the comments section like we didn’t just hear everything he just said?
Because they’re assholes.
Idk but have you ever woken up with a boner?
he's so under rated
Alec Newman I bet a lot of people nowadays don’t even know he does stand up
I just started getting into his stand up.
Do you have any phone skills?
I called you, didn't i?
underated zach🤘🏽
A henna tattoo that says forever 🤣 hahah damn that was subtly brilliant.
My fav hilarious guy ❤️ 😂
some kinda over enthusiastic cheering and laughing at points was a little odd...
oh wait Zach commented on it, lol
They clapped for nearly everything?
He looks younger how come
Is that old clip but his humour is damn fresh
this was recorded around 2005
AjabberWok 2001
"I'm Greek...my body produces feta cheese" :))
Love Zach’s comedy!
I love this guy xoxo much❤️❤️
He is the best comic stuck to my fridge
This is from years ago. At least the material is. Still, very funny.
I miss this full show! Used to watch it all the time when we just had Tevo. Rewind to the woman laughing and the choir at the end!!!!
Cant you find it anywhere?
this video should have 46 million views, instead of the lame fern one with oblahma.
“THAT’S RIGHT, ‘A’ GAY”
Valette Clo Zach saying “a gay” is funny because usually if someone says it that way, they mean it in a bad way. “Gay person” or “person who is gay” is a better way to say it, because this way it’s an adjective that describes a quality about someone, rather than a noun that defines someone. Noun (bad) vs. adjective (good).
Valette Clo it’s funny because we know Zach doesn’t mean it in a bad way, but he defiantly uses the bad phrasing anyway, as though to make some point! 😂
Very good Zach!
Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up
@Can Oba lmfao. this is how it use to be before people could respond to other peoples comments directly. it sure has changed, though.
@Can Oba k
Never wet the bed that way. Shit the couch like that once though.
Wish he would get back into it again. #818 SBS!
Maza aa gyaa bhaii
You ain't got no pancake mix
The bad movie 6weeks in is now on my list.
I had a 3 hour wait between appointments at the Veterans hospital, fell asleep in a waiting room, only to find as I woke, 8 nurses hovering around me. I guess I should have worn underwear, my wood was extended far below my Levi's pocket. I guess I'd become a product of conversation. Of course, I was in a relationship, that shit never times right!
RIP BROOKSTONE
This is poetry
Awesome!
That was better than Hangover part 2 and 3 and What Happens in Vegas...separately.
The ad for this video was for The Beard Club lol
Great job! You did great, and that tune is awesome also!
“Who’s the boss now? “
Comedy Gold 😂
He didn't finish his last joke...."Did you mean can I build a phone?"
Straight into the tub then back n fourth all over the wall.. Done!
Classic Zach
Oldie but a goodie
Imagineers is an epic film.
now try listening to this while closing your eyes and imagining the lego movie joker saying all this
😆 what's the original air date?
2001
Caller ID!
What year is this?
Orangeflava I was thinking that to probably like 2004
2:50 WIPE OUT
The audience ruined this
He is funnier with a beard
Shakespeare was a famous pirate.
Was Salacious Crumb in the audience that night?
This is hilarious
who did it first? Bo Burnham or Zach?
HE AINT GONNA EEMAYL YEW
Dude. He's got such an intelligent voice. I'm not used to that
1:07 3:17 3:45
fukin hilarous!!!
I need a shower like Zack
He’s like the next Henny Youngman.
Is that William mountgumri
Tough crowd
I dont know man i dont know .Like listen to stanhope then zach its 2 diff worlds of laughs
Is this the guy that dresses up like Jiminy Glick?
Seriously?
That’s Martin Short, but I’d love to see Zach do it 😂
Is he really playing the piano?
I wish Hania Rani was this funny.
I like to sit right next to them.
Waveform update
A lot of Steven Wright going on here
"Last night, Istayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
- Stephen Wright
0:57 corpse
Kean-o
More like #SitDown
😅😭😅💯👌
Skinny Zach
😅😅😅
How about the night stand, and a wet wallet?
SHHH!!! I can't hear Keano.
I really wish Americans would cheer after every joke.
👍🏽
Wooooow Zack G lost a Lot of weight. Looks weird.
This is from like 2001
@@someguyontheinternet2714 ahhh okay. I had no idea lol
Thanks :)
@@katkitten5140 Happy to help. If you haven't seen the entire show, I definitely recommend it. :)
To sleep perchance to dream of a young Grizzly Adams on the Pi--YANNA... Then I see this in my recommended, now try telling me that Google isn't listening to us! But better than that, I am starting to think it grants us all three wishes! Use them wisely my friends... Be wiser than I. 😉
artists make me uncomfortable
ariana grande god is a woman
He stole this format from chopping broccoli Dana Carvey.
Dana carvey isnt funny tho
@@benjaminschwartz1242 blasphemy
It's funny cuz he's faaat!
The standing thing gully notice because okra specifically answer towards a one question. miniature, magical wash
I dont get it
RLMUD come back in a few years. You will.
@@LINCOLNWHITBY O, OK Im all grown up now, still dont get it.
RLMUD no shade intended but if you don’t get it, you’re not grown up. Even if you don’t find it funny, you would resonate with the comedy if you lived life and seen things. Nothing to do with numerical age, maybe you just haven’t lived extremely eg jail homelessness rehab crime poverty etc
4 views, 2 likes, 0 comments.
oh you must be new, youtube will calculate that for us. No need to update the stats in the comments.
If you dont wanna see it then shut the fuck up
@@007johndog007 Yeah, Bitch.
That’s a trip ppl really thought this was funny... It was like only a few ppl laughing and prolly because that one lady laughed at every joke he said like she was paid to.
Not sure you know what comedy is.
Kouga Prowess yeah this is iconic. Get some culture 🤣
Says the man dressed as a ninja