I don't know why I think it's so sweet when Jake just lets Amir tap his teeth with the toothbrush. Two best friends just brushing their teeth together. What's better than that?
Jake: Look at you, you're just brushing your gums. How are your teeth not insanely yellow? Amir: I white strip for 10 hours a day! Jake: Let me feel your teeth... OMG they're so soft! Amir: YEAH! Jake: They felt like wet beans... Amir: YEAH! Jake: They're softer than cooked rice... Amir: YEAH!
I keep playing it over and over so I can try to recognize it, then I go back and play the video just before and see if I can. I try to segment Amir saying "four" in my mind over and over. I can't wrap my senses around it.
In school im in a sewing class, i watch Jake and amir so much that when a needle pokes me i say "she is a demon bitch but she is gewd"...... the teacher heard and i got a detention, totally worth it.
Jake says "2 minutes, 3 times a day" amir's like "I don't have an hour to waste". Jake says "why do you think it's an hour", Amir says "30 times 4" LMFAOOO!
I love when Jake points out multiple insane things in rapid succession, and Amir keeps saying "Yeah!"
"Oh definitely!"
Stop saying “Yeah”; you shouldn’t be fainting this much!!!
"they gotta have a little give"
one of the golden rules of proper dentistry
One of shmools rules, a golden rule perhaps? But it'll cost ya.
@@nazzlanlool i just came here to say that 😂
this video and the shaving one are insanely genius
he shaves his beered
"She is a demon bitch. But she is good."
"She is an angry bitch. But she is calm."
Looks like Rotem takes after floss...
I don't know why I think it's so sweet when Jake just lets Amir tap his teeth with the toothbrush. Two best friends just brushing their teeth together. What's better than that?
ik it's so cute how comfortable they are around each other at the end of the day hahahah
Why does Amir always end up bleeding in some way
"Call me Bleedin' Gums Murphy... COS I'M BLACK!!!"
Whenever my depression gets unbearable Jake, Amir and the Great Glizzy Goblin himself Paymoney Wubby are always there to make me smile.
your teeth feel like velvet
Like little rectangles of flannel
YEAH
Chicken Permission like little beads of rice...
you're*
@@jimbo8581 yure*
i pulled an oblique when jake said im not saying it doesn't work im just saying you shouldn't do it
She's pricking me like there's no tomorrow. Lol.
Imagine it being cat blood
Lemme get a new lace o’ rope!
lmfao "Too hard, way too hard. Gotta have a little give."
I love jake an amir they are the best of college humor
Amir sounds like Doobs at 00:17
Aksel Nadir .
"they gotta have a little give!" "no they don't!"
This is honestly my favorite thing. I have watched it like 382828474 times on repeat! Hilarious!
I'm totally watching a jake and AMIRathon :3
Bad
Dylan Monstrum bad joke? Nah. Bad you
How is it in both the eps (Shaving and Toothbrush) , Amir ends up passing out in the end?
The faces Amir makes in this video are pure gold!
"They're softer than cooked rice" LOL
*looks at comments, sees thousands of different jake and Amir quotes*
If it doesn't hurt, you aren't flossing right.
Jake: Look at you, you're just brushing your gums. How are your teeth not insanely yellow?
Amir: I white strip for 10 hours a day!
Jake: Let me feel your teeth... OMG they're so soft!
Amir: YEAH!
Jake: They felt like wet beans...
Amir: YEAH!
Jake: They're softer than cooked rice...
Amir: YEAH!
hey isn't that from the video?
Thanks for making this available on iPod, CollegeHumor!
8 years later... Wtf is an ipod?
i love how amir cant shave or brush his teeth without fainting from blood loss
Finding a JnA you haven't seen is a blessing!
The *yea* intensifies with every brush lol
I'm a CDA & this just put a smile on my face. Too funny! Great vid! :)
"I feel like I could flick one out right now"
so that's how Amir managed to lose a tooth to an M&M
All I want from CollegeHumor is Jake and Amir, some quality Troopers, and CollegeHumor animation
Dedicates 10 hours to white stripping a day but won’t spend 2 minutes to brush lmao.
They shot this in the mirror...which means that, basically, this is a video of a wall
Or they just put the camera in front of the mirror and filmed while they faced the mirror?
+Euphoric Dankey Kang No, in other videos, that bathroom is the other way around. They filmed the mirror, and the image is flipped.
Annie Onimous o ok
+Brady Galen Or in reality filming a mirror does not ever mean filming a wall.
Jeff Barrett mirrors are walls
Jake is a fantastic friend to still be there after being peed on
thats been the best jake and amir in a long time
CLICK LIKE if you think Jake's teeth are way to frickin' hard
+CrunchyBacon Or don't ask for likes.....
Jeff Barrett why are you being such a diva roach?
Oh finally a great one. I love jake and amir
@0:51 is that best part! lmao
This is probably one of their best videos
watching this is painful
are you arabic?
George Mitri no, i am Israeli (like Amir) did you think that cuz of my name?
no cuz it said habibi
George Mitri yes, Habibi is my family name.
Beni Habibi Because you're laughing so hard? Makes sense.
That was such a good Jake and Amir! I laughed throughout it for once
mouth full of packing peanuts hahhaha
Oh my god best Jake and Amir in a long time
Jake's teeth are too hard!
you gotta have a little give
Amir: "Ooh, it's salty."
Jake: "It shouldn't be."
IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS, WILL I GET TOP COMMENT ALSO?
Definately my favorite episode by far!
STOP PEEING
Some of the funniest sketch comedy on the web. I love these guys.
Haha
Lol
@@gabbyseeger4672 Rofl
@@deburke321 lmao
LMAO one of the best jake and amir videos XD
If Amir only brushes his teeth once a week (like his mother taught him) then it makes sense why his breath always stinks
It was implied that he doesn't do it once a week... even though that's what he thinks he should do
1st funny jake and Amir in a while
2 minutes 3 times a day? nigga please who does that. I brush once a day and they are white as snow and healthy 3 times is gratuitous.
Stfu
JakeCoC aight
+Jake- Clash and other IOS games
Stfu
+Mr.Tito Pyne Stfu
+daPIGzone
Stfu
This is one of my favorites...I love this
I NEED to see the bloopers for this.
“Once a week mother” ☠️
this is by far the most hilarious jake and amir
This made me laugh like an absolute idiot.
Noww this was the funiest episode of Jake and Amir *rofl* DOO MMOOORREEE !!!
Jake & Amir are the best thing about college humor.
I keep playing it over and over so I can try to recognize it, then I go back and play the video just before and see if I can. I try to segment Amir saying "four" in my mind over and over. I can't wrap my senses around it.
Love these guys.
Oh yeah! love these series!
This video and the shaving one solidifies that they are best friends lmfao.
haven't laughed so good in a long time... YEAH
i looooove jake and amir
In school im in a sewing class, i watch Jake and amir so much that when a needle pokes me i say "she is a demon bitch but she is gewd"...... the teacher heard and i got a detention, totally worth it.
for some reason i started thinking about the "HUH!" sound that was at the end of the old videos...
I miss that...
i wish I could subscribe to this channel 1,000,000,000 times
They are the reason why I subscribed
does anyone else get really excited when ur watching the ad and u realize ur about to watch a new jake and amir
More Jake and Amir!
im trying to take a pill at 1:00 and i couldnt swallow haha so funny
This and airplane are one of the funniest jake and amirs
the bathroom tutorials are the funniest jake and amirs.
i love it when jake tries to hold his laugh!
They feel like cooked rice
“Yeeeeeeeaaahhhh”
hahaha toothbrush advertising before this video xD
ohhh so that's why his tooth fell out so easily from that m&m during the moment of silence
Now THIS is the stuff that I miss on this show! :D
Yay! I can watch this on my iPhone again!
At 1:45 you can tell Jake is about to laugh, fuck who wouldn't! Amir is soooo funny!!! Hahha great video! :)
This and the shaving episode are tooooo funny, they need to make more "intructional" videos.
1:11 The editor skillfully cuts right before Jake cracks up.
we need the outtakes for this
Jake says "2 minutes, 3 times a day" amir's like "I don't have an hour to waste". Jake says "why do you think it's an hour", Amir says "30 times 4" LMFAOOO!
Finally I can watch collegehumor on my iPod
Thank you for reminding me to brush my teeth college humour. And yes, i put humour deliberately because I'm British.
Flagged for intense gory violence
This was really good, like the old ones.
thanks for making this in moble format
0:15 "I knoww! Once a week, mother!!" :D
best one in awhile
this was really good!
this episode was hilarious honestly
amir flossing his teeth make my teeth shiver....
Jake looks so good in this one
Lmao these guys are my favs
i started watching this and from clicking on related videos ended up on some guy painting trees
best show ever!