I love how every race uses small crews and complex neural uplinks to control their vehicles as if it where there own body (throne mechanicum, amniotic tanks in imperial titans, psychic uplinks in eldar titans) whereas ork titans act like an 18th century steamship, the kaptain bellowing orders down the speakin’ tubes to his officers, who in turn order the hoards of grots and orks to keep the ramshackle machine going, glorious
Can't imagine that's the quote. I'd expect something more like: "Friendly Dakka?!? Now dere's some punie hummie thinkin' if eva dere was. Dakka's not friendly...IT'S FUN!!! But if it was, why would sumfin' what smacks you and yer Nobs in dere backsides while dey ain't lookin' be "friendly"? Stoopid grottin' hummies is stoopid..." :P
who says Yoshi aint no cute Nid? devours everything in its path and uses consumed biomatter to progress, shooting youngs, keeps hatching more of his kind, evolves combat strategies like breathing fire when necessary...
@@robertnelson9599 Eh, only some do. The others tend to just get randomly chosen for this, or are just not really that smart and think its perfectly safe for a mek-boy with a WARP-POWERED-TELEPORTATION-CANNON to use it to teleport them to/inside enemy vehicles and/or infantry. I wonder if the Orks ever made a ship version of that weapon. They could use it to just go around to various systems teleporting soon-to-be-crazed/dead orks onto planets just to get them spored up and REALLY annoy anyone who liked having there be no Orks on that planet. An Orkish infestation for every world!
And if the enemy manages to crack your infinity circuit, they still don't win since there will be an instant planet wide Slaneshi Daemon incursion! Some might be tempted to call this a minor drawback of the weapon but considering the Imperium was probably willing and able to virus bomb the planet if the Eldar won, well it comes out to about even until you consider the Eldars reproduction rate of "no" and what the daemons have in-store for them... 0/10 would use copious amounts WraithGuard instead.
NetMoverSitan paint the outside red for speed and the inside blue so nothing goes boom when it's not meant to. reckon it would be hilarious seeing a Mega Gargant speed blitzing an Imperator or Eldar titans
"Why would you have melee in your advanced sci fi setting?" "It's cool." "Why would you have wizards in your advanced sci fi setting?" "It's cool." "Why would you have giant robots in your advanced sci fi setting?" "Because. It's. Cool."
"Why would you have Sword-wielding Giant Robot Wizards in your setting?" "The fact you had to ask means you wouldn't understand if I explained it to you."
Eldar subtlety : designed to deal with the humongously lethal Necron weaponry. "Best way to deal efficiently with a heavy punch isn't to block it but to dodge it" Dodge like the eldar, sting like a bee, this sort of thing Imperium subtlety : Ghostly and holographics titans? No way to know where he is on a 5km square? Juste bombard the whole damn square until you hit something, sergent! And i want this Sabaton song on repeat and more loudly!!"
+Nichita Mihai "In the grim darkness of the far futu-" "OI! LOOK BOYS, ID'S WUNNA DOSE ZOGGIN' 'UMIES!" "Uh... Sorry, I was just narrating th-" "YOU GUNNA GIT KRUMPT M9!" "P-please no..."
I feel that the tyranids need a super heavy Titan, like a really bulky carnifex thing with a giant mouth. Something that does not have range capabilities but can smash anything up close into bits.
+richard round Just build one. Tyranids adapt to their environement towards the fulfilment of their goal. It'll be justified if you build whatever you feel like.
An anti titan creature would be cool. A bulky creature, around 100 150 foot tall, wieghing a couple of megatons that can ram titans and smash into fortress walls allowing small nids to over run it . In the same manner that carnifexes are anti tank and dreadnought creatures able to ram into them. Could build your own titan nid creature of this vein. Depends on how good you are at modelling your own models from scratch.
Well you mentioned someone hitting an Eldar Titan. I really want to see that Person, because hitting something that moves as fast as a fighter Jet with a Titan class weapon is hard even without holofields
So not even orks like the transformer movies? That has to be the single greatest insult to those movies I have ever heared. You know you're doing bad if even orks call you out on it.
+SheikAndi Eyup, if there's a force in 40k that would be easily impressed with overblown explosions and stupid bullshit it would be the Orks. "Dat film wuz zoggin' crud! Even da massif tons ov dakka an' zappin' wuzn't worf da time! I'z gonna stomp dat git me-kill bay! WAAAAGH!"
A giant multi limbed monstrosity that can fire millions of armour piercing tipped carnivorous giant maggots. A bit more deadly than just a pile of goey nonsense
Juanpablo Montalvo It makes sense for Jägers to carry more melee armaments. Even the biggest ranged weapons dont seem to prevent a Kaiju from marching into melee combat and thats when you really have to hold your own.
@@cinialvespow1054 punching them to death does not make them bleed? Sounds like PIS either way it would be better for the writers to put in a cutral reason for them to fight this way
Yup, Eldar warmachines would be plain terrifying to go up against. And I'd wager any imperial in the know (or anyone else for that matter) would be thankful that the Eldar are on the verge of extinction.
Yeah, also scattered to the winds. Should the Eldar ever get a chance at controlling at least a handful of systems undisturbed for a few centuries to a millennium and fully reunite while the Imperium had to deal with pressing matters, they might soon find themselves in a position to actually defend against anything but the full force of the empire, and should they be able to expand they would soon be able to tear the empires ass so far open you could fit Planets in there. Essentially, the Eldar don´t even need to be able to defend against the Imperium as soon as they reach a certain level of offensive power especially in space. They can just leave their planets to be exterminated (barring what they can evacuate) and go for an MAD solution by going straight to Terra and BTFO the Emperor himself as soon as the Imperial Fleet appears at their Doorstep. The empire is being beset by multiple forces and the Eldar would just have to get past a certain point of offensive capabilities where they can wound the empire gravely enough to ensure its demise over the coming millennia. And let the Empire know that. The Empire and the Eldar would then enter into something like a cold war where they arms-race against each other and try to gain advantages in local skirmishes without ever fully committing larger forces, at least until the Empire can shield its crown jewel from the Eldar. (The empire needs to amass enough arms to kill the entire Eldar fleet twice, once on the offense and one on the defense, all without exposing itself to the other enemies for any longer time. Problem is, this would benefit the Eldar greatly as they are WAY faster than the Empire. The alternative would be somewhat of an uneasy peace where they essentially promise to leave each other the fuck alone.
Problem is if they ever tried to set up an empire it would sound like a ringing dinner bell to Slaaneshi demons and servants who would be endlessly attacking them
@@stunningandbased5516 is better than running around on foot in tissue paper with a slingshot. Thermal sight doesn't help. Holofields work across more than just the visible spectrum
+LordDarthHarry there sorta is, there's a mod for Dawn of War Soulstorm called Ultimate Apocalypse, basically every race gets titans and nukes, including Exterminatus for the Inquisition
+CptBomBom00 He puts too much expression into it. Too many pauses. I also find his voice to be something unnoticeable in comparison to his content overall. It sounds like he is trying too hard to make an already bad diplomacy check in DnD as a really awkward bard.
that is the most hilarious discription of an ork weapon ive ever heard! 40k orks dont you ever change! also nice to know orks having heard of the duct tape and WD40 remedies
There is a specific order too. The first 15 must be said before you remove the old fuse. Another 12 must be said as you lay the fuse to rest. After that you have to say 7 as you remove the new fuse from its container. 28 prayers must be said before you place the new fuse in. Finally, you must say a single continuous prayer that lasts for no less than 4 hours before you finish installing the fuse.
@Dylan Harshman honestly i think religious politicsbis why they take so long. Im mean bestowing a new titan to a legion would make a legio make appreciate that forge world more huh? Imagine the debates
Is it possible for orcs to capture Imperial weaponry and make it shootier as they see it? As I imagine let's say a Volcano Cannon would see quite impressive to the masses of green that survive it being employed..
+Rellana1 That happens all the time (at least, it used to...) Orks aren't exactly picky about their loot and anything that can be scavenged from the battlefield and fired again is cheerfully used until either it breaks and is scrapped for parts or one of the Mekboyz takes an interest. Of course, nothing acquired as loot stays the way it was found for very long, lack of maintenance usually means that a Lascannon for example would quickly degrade and be 'repaired' in such a way as to make it effectively a Zapp Gun.
MrMortull I did read in one of the 40k books the orks had managed to salvage a Baneblade from the field and were "corrupting it's machine-spirit" until a delegation of Space Marines persuaded them that was a bad idea,but I thought that might have been a once-off thing.
+Rellana1 Actually yes. The majority of Ork psychics manifests itself as a form of "wish granting." For example, a rocket painted yellow will create a bigger explosion simply because the majority of the Ork population believes it so.
+shenphilip1 And then there's always the most well-known nugget of Ork logic: "DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA!" Seriously, if an Ork believes something works, then it will work, laws of physics (and reality!) be damned.
You see, this why mass artillery bombardment is the Eldar's worst enemy. Dodging is futile when every is boom. Ex: Basilisk artillery firing a volley into a eldar formation through the offending xenos titans. Or just Ork boiz rokkits spam blotting out the sun. You know.
Arch, I was just going over my Codex Eldar for the past few hours, and I found that Wraithknights use shimmershields that protect both them AND the troops around them.
so im reading the Horus Heresy books, and im reading the Thousand Sons book, and its Mindblowingly awsome how the Primarch Magnus the Red destroyed a orc titan with his psychic powers!!!! i mean, HOLY GODEMPEROR that i COOL!!!! Just to show how Powerful the Primarchs where
I think he did it when the Psi Titans were being tested, then again I read this stuff from all over the place so no idea if cannon or not anymore though I believe it still is, Psi Titans are awesome
Yeah Magnus the Red, before he went Chaos (But after his deal with a demon) he destroyed 1 of the 2 ancient Eldar titans, but the backlash after he did it knocked him out of the fight and his Thousand Sons had to take out the other one while protecting Magnus... Basicly infantry vs a titan.
48:46 - 48:57... It cracks me open every damn time! Arch you are a beautiful human being, so please never stop making these videos! Thx for the fun man :D
It's my dream for a Planetside 2 style game to come out in the Warhammer 40K universe and Titans of different kinds will show up occasionally. Be friggen amazing.
I don't know if this is still cannon, but there was a record of an ork growing to be the size of a gargant, and another being 10 meters tall. That's almost the size of a small titan. Not to mention they had control of a gargant that could hold 6 mega gargants in the throne room.
Imperial Titans: "Burn the traitor hive to the ground." Tyranid Bio-titans: "We have weaponized our babies." Eldar Titans: "We basically made an Evangelion." Ork Titans: "Wu'unt it be funneh if we put a peenus on thuh giant death roboah?"
+MrAwsomenoob You might be being facetious, but to my mind Liberty Prime would classify as a Scout-class Titan... that's if it wasn't either destroyed as an example of Silica Anima or technically considered an ultra-heavy combat robot rather than a Titan.
John Doe Probably the same as other races, even though you nay think your protected Chaos will affect you in some way. The only military exceptions on this are the Grey Knights with their training, aegis wards and faith in the emperor. The other is the sisters of battle whom with their fanatical faith in the emperor pretty much shields them against corruption since in the fluff they have only had 1 sister fall to chaos and the Grey Knights currently have none.
27:19 I didn't have time for the entire video right away, so after a bit of Tyranid (which I know better) was curious about the Eldar and decided to skip ahead. That's where I clicked. Brilliant. xD
Ah the spore mine. It's like a well programmed linux/unix daemon in comparison to a Windows executable. It does it's single basic job and it does it exceedingly efficiently and stably well!
really cool channel, when i first noticed it, i just clickt it away^^ cause the videos are so long later i randomly clickt on one of your videos, and found that they are not to long at all they are ingenius :D thank you for this big amount of work! sub
And we have another convert. Of course if you turn into a heretic I rain down the wrath of the Emperor I'm such a manner that even the citizens of vraks would fail to understand
Daniel rogers I don’t know nerons can rebuild themselves same with elder using wraithbone on lords guards and knights space marines can just nuke taus planets from orbit and suppress with titans tyranid could just make a new adaptations kill them or just nuke the planet with spores etc.
KX139 Ta'unar Supremacy Armour is your answer. i believe tau is best among all if they can revolt against Ethereal castes and gain free will and democracy pretty much tau is the best option warhammer universe has for a good ending ( but we know that will never happen in warhammer universe)
The KX139 Ta'unar Supremacy Armour is not a titan. It is incredibly powerful and posibly able to deal with smaller titans, but it is most likely not the final anwser. Especialy when we realise that the tau are pretty much the only species that (at least at this time) is able to have technological advancements. But i doubt that they ever will create their own titans. It doesn't fit their preferred battle tactics. They'd need some great changes or addtitions to their tactical repertoire to make titans a reasonable concept for them.
Well if you want to see eldar Titan like mechs there is the Manga Five Star Stories with large mechs known as electric knights and one is in a complete gold color with a Titan killer Cannon called a buster rock sawed off Cannon yes it has starship class weaponry built into it.
I know I'm gonna get shit for this but I keep seeing Zerg when you show off the Tyrinids. Yes, I know Blizzard was inspired ( perhaps too inspired) by Warhammer but MAN it hard to not unsee the similarities.
This reminded of that Warcraft was supposed to be a Warhammer game but that agreement was cancelled so Blizzard had to make their own world since the game was quite far in development.
The way the units look does have many similarities, but I think they are very different if you look at the lore. The most glaring difference is that everything in Blizzard's Starcraft universe is WAY smaller. So small that the story only centers on a few specific characters. But yeah the Zerg are pretty much the Tyrranids(sp) if they toned down the galactic conquest a bit.
Holy crap, i'm sitting here listening to random 40K videos, and suddenly i hear a voice that sounds vaguely familiar. I look and and realize that you're one of the guys playing in Sargon's Cyberpunk game.
About those Tyranid spore mines. They are pretty interesting if you ponder on how they would actually detonate themselves. Basically they as living creatures would probably have some kind of fear or anger reaction to alien organisms which would cause some kind of bio-chemical or hormonal reaction which instead of stimulating the organism would produce or inject large quantities of reactive substances into the spore mines "blood" stream and result in it exploding. Kinda like a porcupinefish but with a suicidal reaction.
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I love how every race uses small crews and complex neural uplinks to control their vehicles as if it where there own body (throne mechanicum, amniotic tanks in imperial titans, psychic uplinks in eldar titans) whereas ork titans act like an 18th century steamship, the kaptain bellowing orders down the speakin’ tubes to his officers, who in turn order the hoards of grots and orks to keep the ramshackle machine going, glorious
Fun fact: if the tribe isn't very technologically advanced, they will actually build Gargants powered by steam.
@@valtersplume3726 pretty sure there's a gargant powered by a cardboard engine too.
Such a rich kulture
I love the Orks.
@Asta Roth yes, yes it does work.
I like the ork's standpoint on friendly fire. "It is only friendly fire if it misses."
+randomusernameCallin XD
I laughed for ten minutes after reading this
Can't imagine that's the quote. I'd expect something more like:
"Friendly Dakka?!? Now dere's some punie hummie thinkin' if eva dere was. Dakka's not friendly...IT'S FUN!!! But if it was, why would sumfin' what smacks you and yer Nobs in dere backsides while dey ain't lookin' be "friendly"? Stoopid grottin' hummies is stoopid..."
:P
they need to belive in aim more.
'OO 'AS TER AIM WHEN DEYZ DA BEST SHOT THAR IZ!?
"if you've got enough guns strapped to something, you have enough guns to deal with something."
~Quotemaster Arch
A giant tentacle monster classified as a “dominatrix," Slaanesh is getting excited.
Lord Frostwind) Slaanesh is always excited.
MORE EXCITED
How about compleatly soaking wet
@@ashetonmasterson781 Presumably quite slippery he is
Lord Frostwind praise the prince of pleasure, the tyrannids are on our side!
"This is a race that fires it's young at enemies pretty much all the time" so the tyranids are basically grimdark Yoshi?
pertty much 😄
I mean, the Orks sorta do this too.
who says Yoshi aint no cute Nid? devours everything in its path and uses consumed biomatter to progress, shooting youngs, keeps hatching more of his kind, evolves combat strategies like breathing fire when necessary...
@@SephirothRyu Does it count when the "young" greenskins do it voluntarily.
@@robertnelson9599 Eh, only some do. The others tend to just get randomly chosen for this, or are just not really that smart and think its perfectly safe for a mek-boy with a WARP-POWERED-TELEPORTATION-CANNON to use it to teleport them to/inside enemy vehicles and/or infantry.
I wonder if the Orks ever made a ship version of that weapon. They could use it to just go around to various systems teleporting soon-to-be-crazed/dead orks onto planets just to get them spored up and REALLY annoy anyone who liked having there be no Orks on that planet. An Orkish infestation for every world!
So let me know if I got this straight: A battle between eldar and tyrranids involving titans would indeed be like Pacific Rim?
juiuffophiguo Cue Ramin Djawadi music
i need that to be a thing
The second movie. The first movie would be more like Bio-Titans vs Imperial Titans.
@@robertnelson9599 yup and first movie was better so glory to Terra
@@robertnelson9599 Gypsy Danger and Striker Eureka were pretty fast and agile. Imperial Titans are much bulkier and more lumbering.
orcs holy symbol needs to be ducktape
Ross Kliebenstein if the orcs ever find out how to find the end of the tape, the Empire ist doomed
sides = orbit
Isn't their spit also highly effective lubricant?
and a somewhat effective glue
A strategy game built around building a single Gargant over an entire campaign would be awesome.
You could argue that that's basically what Gorgutz's goal was in the ork's DOW: Winter Assault campaign
Nice one :P
Yeah, and build it in the name of Gork!
Or maybe Mork....
Gork, ah... Mork, ah...?
Play Orks in DoW: Ultimate Apocalypse
OneOnOne1162 It would be a better game than DOW III, that's for sure.
Next step on madness... a craftworld that doubles as a titan.
And if the enemy manages to crack your infinity circuit, they still don't win since there will be an instant planet wide Slaneshi Daemon incursion!
Some might be tempted to call this a minor drawback of the weapon but considering the Imperium was probably willing and able to virus bomb the planet if the Eldar won, well it comes out to about even until you consider the Eldars reproduction rate of "no" and what the daemons have in-store for them...
0/10 would use copious amounts WraithGuard instead.
Kristopher Ruiz you can’t get near a craftworld and expect to survive
The Ork warboss known as the Beast had a temple-gargant so big it was basically a walking hive city.
That's something I expect the T'au to pull off.
If they pull that we ought to have Holy Terra turn into a Titan Dreadnought for The Emperor.
Word for today "Considerable"
very very considerable...
Just paint your ork Titan red and boom super speed
RED GOES FASTAH
No, that Blue, Blue is lucky. They avoid getting hit more.
And cross dem shiny bridges.
NetMoverSitan
paint the outside red for speed and the inside blue so nothing goes boom when it's not meant to.
reckon it would be hilarious seeing a Mega Gargant speed blitzing an Imperator or Eldar titans
You're all wrong! Paint it purple and no one will notice it coming! Then paint the boyz inside red so they operate it faster!
You talked extensively about Ork "titans" and not once did I hear you use the word 'dakka'
I am disappoint.
yussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
MOAR DAKKA!!!!!
He is disappoint.
MOAR DAKKA!!!
@DanGraves1983 That not enough dakka to blam a xeno.
If Arch was a professor in warhammer at some university, his classes would be the only lectures i would attend on a regular basis
at length
*CONCERNED INQUISITORIAL NOISES*
*_GLEEFUL EXTERMINATAUS NOISES_*
"Why would you have melee in your advanced sci fi setting?"
"It's cool."
"Why would you have wizards in your advanced sci fi setting?"
"It's cool."
"Why would you have giant robots in your advanced sci fi setting?"
"Because. It's. Cool."
"Why would you have Sword-wielding Giant Robot Wizards in your setting?"
"The fact you had to ask means you wouldn't understand if I explained it to you."
Eldar subtlety : designed to deal with the humongously lethal Necron weaponry. "Best way to deal efficiently with a heavy punch isn't to block it but to dodge it" Dodge like the eldar, sting like a bee, this sort of thing
Imperium subtlety : Ghostly and holographics titans? No way to know where he is on a 5km square? Juste bombard the whole damn square until you hit something, sergent! And i want this Sabaton song on repeat and more loudly!!"
Orks are the breand and butter of this universe XD So damn hilarious, they are basically the guys who troll this "dark and cruel universe" XD
+Nichita Mihai
"In the grim darkness of the far futu-"
"OI! LOOK BOYS, ID'S WUNNA DOSE ZOGGIN' 'UMIES!"
"Uh... Sorry, I was just narrating th-"
"YOU GUNNA GIT KRUMPT M9!"
"P-please no..."
+Mister Bones GIV IM DA DAKKA BOYZ
That thing was too big to be called a Titan. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron. It was a Stompa.
I feel that the tyranids need a super heavy Titan, like a really bulky carnifex thing with a giant mouth. Something that does not have range capabilities but can smash anything up close into bits.
+richard round Just build one. Tyranids adapt to their environement towards the fulfilment of their goal. It'll be justified if you build whatever you feel like.
An anti titan creature would be cool. A bulky creature, around 100 150 foot tall, wieghing a couple of megatons that can ram titans and smash into fortress walls allowing small nids to over run it . In the same manner that carnifexes are anti tank and dreadnought creatures able to ram into them.
Could build your own titan nid creature of this vein. Depends on how good you are at modelling your own models from scratch.
domanatrix
Well you mentioned someone hitting an Eldar Titan. I really want to see that Person, because hitting something that moves as fast as a fighter Jet with a Titan class weapon is hard even without holofields
Ahhhhhh that's were the imperial guards motto of toss everything you have at em even your energy cells you will hit them eventually kicks in.
It was probably an Ork lol.
Reavean Blood rian Yeah an then Biel Tan artilleried the planet into non existence
Just hit it with your Flashlight until it breaks. Emperor knows the gun won’t.
Björn Issel I believe it was primarch who hit a wraithknight
16:58 - 17:03 "A massive baby cannon that throws exploding babies" Loved the video lol
I love that line.
Sounds like something slaanesh would like
So not even orks like the transformer movies? That has to be the single greatest insult to those movies I have ever heared. You know you're doing bad if even orks call you out on it.
+SheikAndi Eyup, if there's a force in 40k that would be easily impressed with overblown explosions and stupid bullshit it would be the Orks.
"Dat film wuz zoggin' crud! Even da massif tons ov dakka an' zappin' wuzn't worf da time! I'z gonna stomp dat git me-kill bay! WAAAAGH!"
Orkz review: "All dat BOOM and _NO DAKKA?!_
*CRAP! D
Hierophant = Ball of gooey nonsense....
I will never look at them the same way...
A giant multi limbed monstrosity that can fire millions of armour piercing tipped carnivorous giant maggots. A bit more deadly than just a pile of goey nonsense
Some kind of uneven elephant
'...on a thoroughly suspecting defender...' i like that phrase.
The way the eldar pilots work reminds me of the neural drift in the Jäegers of pacific rim.
Yah
Only with more guns and less boxing
Juanpablo Montalvo It makes sense for Jägers to carry more melee armaments. Even the biggest ranged weapons dont seem to prevent a Kaiju from marching into melee combat and thats when you really have to hold your own.
@@cinialvespow1054 punching them to death does not make them bleed? Sounds like PIS either way it would be better for the writers to put in a cutral reason for them to fight this way
@@cinialvespow1054 the Kaijus were talking mad shit at the bar and needed they ass tuned up.
@@juanpablomontalvo4715 Phantom Titans actually carry some pretty nasty shank-sticks into battle.
Yup, Eldar warmachines would be plain terrifying to go up against. And I'd wager any imperial in the know (or anyone else for that matter) would be thankful that the Eldar are on the verge of extinction.
Yeah, also scattered to the winds. Should the Eldar ever get a chance at controlling at least a handful of systems undisturbed for a few centuries to a millennium and fully reunite while the Imperium had to deal with pressing matters, they might soon find themselves in a position to actually defend against anything but the full force of the empire, and should they be able to expand they would soon be able to tear the empires ass so far open you could fit Planets in there.
Essentially, the Eldar don´t even need to be able to defend against the Imperium as soon as they reach a certain level of offensive power especially in space. They can just leave their planets to be exterminated (barring what they can evacuate) and go for an MAD solution by going straight to Terra and BTFO the Emperor himself as soon as the Imperial Fleet appears at their Doorstep. The empire is being beset by multiple forces and the Eldar would just have to get past a certain point of offensive capabilities where they can wound the empire gravely enough to ensure its demise over the coming millennia. And let the Empire know that.
The Empire and the Eldar would then enter into something like a cold war where they arms-race against each other and try to gain advantages in local skirmishes without ever fully committing larger forces, at least until the Empire can shield its crown jewel from the Eldar. (The empire needs to amass enough arms to kill the entire Eldar fleet twice, once on the offense and one on the defense, all without exposing itself to the other enemies for any longer time.
Problem is, this would benefit the Eldar greatly as they are WAY faster than the Empire.
The alternative would be somewhat of an uneasy peace where they essentially promise to leave each other the fuck alone.
Problem is if they ever tried to set up an empire it would sound like a ringing dinner bell to Slaaneshi demons and servants who would be endlessly attacking them
With the Ynnari running around who knows, they might not need craftworlds with the soul circuits anymore.
@@arkhaan7066 And the Imperium would love a chance to crush the flighty Eldar if they would all just group up and stay put
@@stunningandbased5516 is better than running around on foot in tissue paper with a slingshot.
Thermal sight doesn't help. Holofields work across more than just the visible spectrum
There should totaly be a Video game where you build Ork Gargants.
+LordDarthHarry there sorta is, there's a mod for Dawn of War Soulstorm called Ultimate Apocalypse, basically every race gets titans and nukes, including Exterminatus for the Inquisition
+CorvusCorone68 No I mean actualy design and build 1 and controll it. Something like Besiege mixed with Robobcraft but with orks.
LordDarthHarry
hmm that would certainly be interesting
+dolan duk oh my i am imaging a batllefleet gothic style titan constuction and battle game . thoughts?
@Luke Maher Use da nu warboss, use krumped the old one.
Da Gaze uv Mork is my new favorite thing about the Orks. Everything about it makes me so happy.
"a giant baby cannon that fires exploding babies mind you"
OH GOD HELP ME I'M CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER!
I think you meat to ask the EMPEROR to help you.
Oh yes 1 hour of arch's voice I think I just shat myself
+CptBomBom00 that picture says it all.
+CptBomBom00
Agree, his voice is wonderful "reaches for lotion"
+sandy whale mad man!
+CptBomBom00 must agree, love listening to him while painting my krieg
+CptBomBom00 He puts too much expression into it. Too many pauses. I also find his voice to be something unnoticeable in comparison to his content overall. It sounds like he is trying too hard to make an already bad diplomacy check in DnD as a really awkward bard.
I think everything on the tyranid side causes horrors and pain induced screams
I think you confused them with Dark Eldar.
At least from what you said.
+Texas Red both. tyranids like burroring stuff DE are just sadists.
Your pronunciation of "SUPAH DETH GOON" made my day, good sir X)
that is the most hilarious discription of an ork weapon ive ever heard!
40k orks dont you ever change!
also nice to know orks having heard of the duct tape and WD40 remedies
How many prayers must be said to the Omnissiah while changing void shield generator fuses?
Curtis Smith atleast 20 but preferably 45
All of them. Twice. For every fuse.
There is a specific order too. The first 15 must be said before you remove the old fuse. Another 12 must be said as you lay the fuse to rest. After that you have to say 7 as you remove the new fuse from its container. 28 prayers must be said before you place the new fuse in. Finally, you must say a single continuous prayer that lasts for no less than 4 hours before you finish installing the fuse.
@Dylan Harshman honestly i think religious politicsbis why they take so long. Im mean bestowing a new titan to a legion would make a legio make appreciate that forge world more huh? Imagine the debates
Yes
"As a massive fuck off lazer" HAHA
I've never heard someone speak with such sophistication and yet simultaneously sounding absolutely plastered
Is it possible for orcs to capture Imperial weaponry and make it shootier as they see it? As I imagine let's say a Volcano Cannon would see quite impressive to the masses of green that survive it being employed..
+Rellana1 That happens all the time (at least, it used to...) Orks aren't exactly picky about their loot and anything that can be scavenged from the battlefield and fired again is cheerfully used until either it breaks and is scrapped for parts or one of the Mekboyz takes an interest. Of course, nothing acquired as loot stays the way it was found for very long, lack of maintenance usually means that a Lascannon for example would quickly degrade and be 'repaired' in such a way as to make it effectively a Zapp Gun.
MrMortull
I did read in one of the 40k books the orks had managed to salvage a Baneblade from the field and were "corrupting it's machine-spirit" until a delegation of Space Marines persuaded them that was a bad idea,but I thought that might have been a once-off thing.
Nope, I remember Orks having specialist 'Lootaz' mobs armed exclusively with weapons they took from their foes.
+Rellana1 Actually yes. The majority of Ork psychics manifests itself as a form of "wish granting." For example, a rocket painted yellow will create a bigger explosion simply because the majority of the Ork population believes it so.
+shenphilip1 And then there's always the most well-known nugget of Ork logic: "DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA!"
Seriously, if an Ork believes something works, then it will work, laws of physics (and reality!) be damned.
"it is technically a massive baby canon , that fires exploding babies"
Wow Eldar Titans vs the AKD mirage knights from Five Star Stories would be a really interesting matchup.
i LOVE the orcz crude thinking! "dis dakka biggah den DAT dakka, so dis dakka be better!" and "it not die from dakka. it good." XD
You see, this why mass artillery bombardment is the Eldar's worst enemy. Dodging is futile when every is boom. Ex: Basilisk artillery firing a volley into a eldar formation through the offending xenos titans. Or just Ork boiz rokkits spam blotting out the sun. You know.
orc logic is amazing..
FINALLY! I was getting starved for 40k lore videos.
You have no idea how much youve taught me and kept me sane during lockdown. Just started with warhammer. Thank you Arch
i love arch. i could listen to you forever
Arch, I was just going over my Codex Eldar for the past few hours, and I found that Wraithknights use shimmershields that protect both them AND the troops around them.
+shenphilip1 Nope, shimmershields are used by Dire Avenger Exarchs. Wraithknights have scattershields.
ah... Although looking around the Codex Eldar, I don't see an option for that...
Which edition? Some things change here and there.
@@thegremlin5886 none of them, they only have scattershields and those only protect themselves. Which is pretty nice already.
so im reading the Horus Heresy books, and im reading the Thousand Sons book, and its Mindblowingly awsome how the Primarch Magnus the Red destroyed a orc titan with his psychic powers!!!! i mean, HOLY GODEMPEROR that i COOL!!!! Just to show how Powerful the Primarchs where
Monir Martinsen Bouker eldar titan right? (Old comment i know...)
I think Sanguinius ripped an eldar titan apart with his hands but go Magnus
It was an eldar titan :) wasn't there 2 though? Guarding a mountain pass or somthing I think dark eldar gate or we way entrance
I think he did it when the Psi Titans were being tested, then again I read this stuff from all over the place so no idea if cannon or not anymore though I believe it still is, Psi Titans are awesome
Yeah Magnus the Red, before he went Chaos (But after his deal with a demon) he destroyed 1 of the 2 ancient Eldar titans, but the backlash after he did it knocked him out of the fight and his Thousand Sons had to take out the other one while protecting Magnus... Basicly infantry vs a titan.
The ork section was super funny. The orks ways of knowing if you're a friendly or not was a great ending.
thanks for the great work arch!
Hierophanto Greeeenu!
SUPADETHGUN!.....one SUPADETHGUN!.. arch you are my hero! :D
great videos bro, one of the few channels worth subscribing too
48:46 - 48:57... It cracks me open every damn time! Arch you are a beautiful human being, so please never stop making these videos! Thx for the fun man :D
What aboot necron titans/anti-titan equipment?
A standard Monolith is about the size of a scout Titan. A Doomsday Monolith is even larger, those are their Titans.
@@valtersplume3726 the also have the Seraptekh heavy-construct.
Come on Arch! i wanted to sleep...
Thanks again for the lore video. I often enjoy them while playing vermintide.
Informative and very well presented. Both through sheer information and language :D just great.
So the Eldar are basically Jaeger pilots?
OOohhh i do love myself some lore videos
It's my dream for a Planetside 2 style game to come out in the Warhammer 40K universe and Titans of different kinds will show up occasionally. Be friggen amazing.
I don't know if this is still cannon, but there was a record of an ork growing to be the size of a gargant, and another being 10 meters tall. That's almost the size of a small titan. Not to mention they had control of a gargant that could hold 6 mega gargants in the throne room.
I like this guy, it's like listening a full on documentary
Are you going to do harlequins soon or later for the Eldar;I hope so!
Imperial Titans: "Burn the traitor hive to the ground."
Tyranid Bio-titans: "We have weaponized our babies."
Eldar Titans: "We basically made an Evangelion."
Ork Titans: "Wu'unt it be funneh if we put a peenus on thuh giant death roboah?"
Great lore video !
The greenskins are hilarious creatures. Just. Hilarious.
How much dakka must an Ork Warboss carry? Your question does not even make sense as it can never be enough! Praise The God Machine!
so what class of titan is liberty prime? :D
+MrAwsomenoob You might be being facetious, but to my mind Liberty Prime would classify as a Scout-class Titan... that's if it wasn't either destroyed as an example of Silica Anima or technically considered an ultra-heavy combat robot rather than a Titan.
keep Fallout out of this please
Steven Tan why? it;s a fair comparison
+MrAwsomenoob "democracy is non negotiable"-liberty prime before setting off a nuke
+MrAwsomenoob
I believe the class would be "tiny".
I've been listening to these lore videos while playing Dawn Of War
It's fantastic!
No Hydraphants? They are the Hierophant large cousin in 40,000 EPIC.
question has there ever been a chaos possessed Tyranid queen / dominatrix / hive , in the lore/fluff ?
I do not think so as far as I know though there have been cases of tyranids encountering chaos and being tainted by it.
...which makes no fucking sense whatsoever. How would the Hive Fleets travel through the Warp if they weren't immune to its taint?
John Doe The same the Imperium can without getting tainted, they must have some protection of their own
Castlerea 12
Which begs the question, "how can they be corrupted, ever?"
John Doe Probably the same as other races, even though you nay think your protected Chaos will affect you in some way. The only military exceptions on this are the Grey Knights with their training, aegis wards and faith in the emperor. The other is the sisters of battle whom with their fanatical faith in the emperor pretty much shields them against corruption since in the fluff they have only had 1 sister fall to chaos and the Grey Knights currently have none.
Bio-titan is my new nickname for my junk.
love your rambling hahaha. reminds me of my mind on a daily basis. A basic theme with a lot of straying hahaha. keep it up 😆
I love orks, the lore and flavor therein is ripe for the taking. It's like the GW version of Diskworld.
Hey arch was wondering what you thought about all the "minor" factions revealed in a end turn video?
where!
i couldnt find the original video but warriorofsparta put a vid up showing a turn ending passing through all the factions
I believe if you look on the Total War Facebook page you can find the video.
I have a question. If it's called the gaze of mork wouldn't that make mork cunningly brutal
ok now I'm confused
what if their just one ork with a split personality?
You are overthinking it. They really are just mushrooms.
This video has over 5 years... And I am watching it!!!
27:19
I didn't have time for the entire video right away, so after a bit of Tyranid (which I know better) was curious about the Eldar and decided to skip ahead. That's where I clicked. Brilliant. xD
god damn Arch stop making super short videos to ged the TH-cammoniz
Ah the spore mine. It's like a well programmed linux/unix daemon in comparison to a Windows executable. It does it's single basic job and it does it exceedingly efficiently and stably well!
I love the Way that Arch speaks. It sounds so sophisticated
really cool channel, when i first noticed it, i just clickt it away^^ cause the videos are so long
later i randomly clickt on one of your videos, and found that they are not to long at all they are ingenius :D
thank you for this big amount of work! sub
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And we have another convert.
Of course if you turn into a heretic I rain down the wrath of the Emperor I'm such a manner that even the citizens of vraks would fail to understand
9:25 - 9:40 LMAO hahahaha
This will probably get a lot of hate but the orcs are truly a silly ass faction that I can't take seriously.
They're the comic relief
WWWWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!
Soon as was mentioned the norn queens capture my mind said I bet the ultra schmucks had a hand in it, and right I was.
baby cannon that was a work of art rofl love these vids
Eldar shit on almost enything....... In real live thay would already captured the whole universum. Jup thay are OP
+living bio.virus if the eldar don't be a giant idiot and racist race , they can be a good big ears pals
if they weren't reduced to smallest race in the galaxy.
ALWAYS ANGRON true
Oi! Why are Orks AND Orcs always Cockney?
It just makes sense I think. Imagine a dwarf that DIDN'T have a northern accent. It just wouldn't be right!
George Bennett Right? XD but would a Chaos Dwarf still have accent or would it be like another realworld equivalent?
A Chaos dwarf would have a black country accent
F*** yeah! Space Cockneys!
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rSitan
As an Ork you can never have too much firepower.
Awesome Video sir
If the tau make titans every other race is screwed because knowing tau that's all they will end up building
Daniel rogers I don’t know nerons can rebuild themselves same with elder using wraithbone on lords guards and knights space marines can just nuke taus planets from orbit and suppress with titans tyranid could just make a new adaptations kill them or just nuke the planet with spores etc.
Do Necron and Tau not have Titans?
Necrons have monoliths, which are basically their "titan size" troops
The Tau has Titans, but their Titans are smaller, with a lot of fire power and energy shields
Their titans are called 10 million crisis suits.
KX139 Ta'unar Supremacy Armour is your answer. i believe tau is best among all if they can revolt against Ethereal castes and gain free will and democracy pretty much tau is the best option warhammer universe has for a good ending ( but we know that will never happen in warhammer universe)
The KX139 Ta'unar Supremacy Armour is not a titan. It is incredibly powerful and posibly able to deal with smaller titans, but it is most likely not the final anwser. Especialy when we realise that the tau are pretty much the only species that (at least at this time) is able to have technological advancements. But i doubt that they ever will create their own titans. It doesn't fit their preferred battle tactics. They'd need some great changes or addtitions to their tactical repertoire to make titans a reasonable concept for them.
Great channel, and titan series itself. I like the way you choose words :-) What's the music in Titans' by the way?
So Ork Gargents have what could affectionately be referred to as the "Strap-on of Doom" or Boom take your pick...LOL
The lore about eldar titans changed me form 95% to 100% sure that there needs to be a 40k anime
FUCK! NO!
Doctor Kalkyl of the 501st you are correct fuck no anime is fucking garbage
Well if you want to see eldar Titan like mechs there is the Manga Five Star Stories with large mechs known as electric knights and one is in a complete gold color with a Titan killer Cannon called a buster rock sawed off Cannon yes it has starship class weaponry built into it.
ah it cant be worse than dawn of war 3
I know I'm gonna get shit for this but I keep seeing Zerg when you show off the Tyrinids. Yes, I know Blizzard was inspired ( perhaps too inspired) by Warhammer but MAN it hard to not unsee the similarities.
This reminded of that Warcraft was supposed to be a Warhammer game but that agreement was cancelled so Blizzard had to make their own world since the game was quite far in development.
Zoidfreak Voidwalker Doesn't surprise me considering how many shovelware games they've let exist with their IP.
The way the units look does have many similarities, but I think they are very different if you look at the lore. The most glaring difference is that everything in Blizzard's Starcraft universe is WAY smaller. So small that the story only centers on a few specific characters.
But yeah the Zerg are pretty much the Tyrranids(sp) if they toned down the galactic conquest a bit.
i just consider them cousins of the main hivefleets
I love your descriptions of orc combat mindsets. Cracks me.up
Holy crap, i'm sitting here listening to random 40K videos, and suddenly i hear a voice that sounds vaguely familiar. I look and and realize that you're one of the guys playing in Sargon's Cyberpunk game.
About those Tyranid spore mines. They are pretty interesting if you ponder on how they would actually detonate themselves.
Basically they as living creatures would probably have some kind of fear or anger reaction to alien organisms which would cause some kind of bio-chemical or hormonal reaction which instead of stimulating the organism would produce or inject large quantities of reactive substances into the spore mines "blood" stream and result in it exploding.
Kinda like a porcupinefish but with a suicidal reaction.
58:25
How I Learned to Love the Bomb
Not all Races employ Titans or equivalent to titans-
Orks- Gargant
Tyrannids- Bio-Titan
Humans- Titans
Eldar- Aeldari Titans
Chaos- Chaos Titans
Necron- Abattoir, Aeonic Orb
Tau- *Salty tears*
That new logo, completely symetrical. It makes me happy.