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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ส.ค. 2024
- Before he can Abscond, Bro affronts Dave and pretty much beats the pants off him and tosses him down the stairs - even though he was thoroughly forewarned about them.
Song:
"Beatdown Round 2"
By Curt Blakeslee
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![[S] Bro: Strife](/img/n.gif)
my friend started reading Homestuck, he described this scene as "Child Abuse: ANIME EDITION"
I mean Dave did willingy fight him, on his own accord, he didnt have to. So is it really child abuse when Dave knew what was gonna happen?
@@psychoticax645 also consider bro chopping the abscond button in half!! Even if this was a case of dave agreeing to fight at first, bro wouldn't let him revoke consent.
@@birthdaycake32 Bro sexually abused Dave? I thought it was only physical.
@@birthdaycake32 Exactly where was that implied? I find that highly doubtful. I'm not saying Bro is a good guy, but "child porn of your younger brother" is on an entirely different magnitude of messed up than anything else he's guilty of, and I would think it'd be more talked about in discussions about him if that was a thing.
@@birthdaycake32 Okay then, I'll be waiting for it, though I'd like to say upfront that I've read Homestuck more than is probably healthy and I don't really remember anything like that.
It took me now to realize that “I warned about stairs bro” was probably formed from PTSD.
wait how can you explain
@@aeusnmaimaimai How much do stairs hurt again?
@@infinityheart_tm9270 huh?
@@aeusnmaimaimai Cause being subjected to that after every encounter with Bro on the roof has to get to a man eventually.
@@infinityheart_tm9270 OHHHH i get it now ty
most healthy family dynamic in texas
cute
i love this comment
I’m from Texas…
I really wish I could prove you wrong…
But nah…
Your right!
@@editordimentio god im sorry :[
this makes even more sense, because canonically dave lives in texas
What if you
wanted to go to Heaven,
but God said:
*"CAN'T ABSCOND, BRO!"*
Art
Strife sequence against GOD HIMSELF begins
@@RealMashups2009 I would immediately lose
@@angeltheweirdo skill issue
So, I just remembered in Japan that a thumbs down is telling someone to go to hell. Now I'm not surprised that Dirk did that he has anime sunglasses.
most healthy relations
me teaching my newborn child a lesson when he says some random shit like “goo goo gaa gaa” instead of “Yes, father. I will go grab you your 8th beer of the night.”
yeah
yeah
ah yes, child abuse but with swords.
still child abuse
@@aardwoof_ very much still child abuse
don't forget john tried to beat dad up with a hammer
+
rose threatened to commit suicide in the strife between her and mom
+
jade had fucking guns as a toddler?
@@kakuyamii WHY HUSSIE WHYYYYYYY
I love beating kids
dave is a cool character and always has been.
This was the first HS flash that made me think "wow this is so amazing" cause the combo of amazing song + Dave receiving his daily dose of bro fist bumb (in da face) still hype so much I have to come randomly to rewatch this on TH-cam
it's a little bit sad that all the interactions of dave with dirk pre-scratch had been just fights :(
but also very epic
tbh i didnt even register this as child abuse when i first read homestuck because of how stupid daves sprite looked when he was fighting the much more anatomically correct bro. i had a wee giggle
DAVE STRIDER
STRENGTH: 23
MAGIC: 14
ENDURANCE: 21
AGILITY: 26
DIRK “BRO” STRIDER
STRENGTH: 56
MAGIC: 29
ENDURANCE: 53
AGILITY: 99
i dont think anyone in Homestuck proper has duplicated or surpassed Bro's speed. the guy was ridiculously fast, maybe even faster than Lord English who was incredibly fast too.
@@CosmosGatito He's just built different
@@aitamopoldaccount1497 agreed
@@CosmosGatito without using his classpect he's probably the fastest, i do think dave later on could outpace him solely due to the fact he can accelerate his own time
"You need10 hours of sleep for a good day!"
Me on like 2 hours and a mountain dew:
god I need to get back to reading homestuck cuz I have no fucking clue what is going on here but it’s SICK AS FUCK
0:59 PH MY FUCKING GOD THAT REFRETNCE
Child abuse is what's happening here lol
Have you read it yet? Lol
@@caramelcopcat im 800 pages in. unfortunately the computer i read it on broke.
@@StarGloomy0 you can read it on your phone or watch the dub!
Bro just pulled a king crimson
..knight of time
gods as good as the more quality recordings of beatdown and its variants are, something about the muffled sound in the flash will forever be the best
BARK ABRK BARK BARK BAKRK I WANT BRO STRIDER SO BAD WOOF WOOF
ERM..
ah yes, child abuse anime edition
0:43
*it was an illusion*
scary af
Imma remake this
liar
WHEN????
its been 4 years
the fact this has "CUTE" in its URL really says alot about homestuck huh?
watch in x1.15 feels much smoother
Let's dance( I'm so sorry for this)
BEEEEEEEEST!
bro wtf is this (I love it)
so i did some shoddy math, for bro strider to be in a place where he is both fighting dave and standing off to the side, he has to be moving whatever distance in basically under a tenth of a second, and considering they both jump in and out of frame constantly, it can be assumed theyre using a decent amount of the rooftop maybe not the entire thing, but covering that few feet in under a tenth of a second puts his lower end at just below 70 mph, if were assuming the striders can cover half the rooftop in about that time that puts them at being able to move at 100+ mph, either way, they are fast
bro strider is just usain bolt's son dw
Child Abuse: Song edition
Get abused by my bro (Anime series)
I AM THE FIRST TO EXIST AND SEE THIS. THUS, IS SAY "FIRST"
coool
This has "CUTE" in the URL
This is child abuse
@@Moon-vm2fv Bro is both his (ecto)dad AND his guardian.
Yeah but it’s cool tho
Remember, Dave agreed to fight bro
@@kamrynwilson4448remember that Dave is 13
@@coolname2158 i keep forgetting that, they act more like adults than teens
Me beating the shit out of my brother: (he said goo goo ga ga instead of getting me another faygo)/j