@@ndJssFlurt but consider 1.can mindfang cut an asteroid in half 2.can vriska move faster than the eye can track And most importantly... 3. Anime shades I digress
@@ndJssFlurt the mind control has its limits tho as she cant control strong willed individuals directly. Example, terezi. Besides dirk has that now too.
I'm glad to have seen this rose to popularity as fast as it has. This remix is pretty damn amazing and I hope I'll meet standards like these some time. So, seriously, nice job.
@@eltiolavara9 I love how there is just this nice interaction between two content creators and then I scroll down and I there's just a fucking rose pun
this has been STUCK in my head all day and i love it, the addition of megalovania makes it even better, reminds me of the track Strider8ite on soundcloud (found this track that way btw)
i just imagined the coolest fucking fight between everyone (the alpha and beta trolls,the alpha and beta kids and also dave's bro, rose's mom jade's grandpa and john's father) versus lord english HOLY FUCK SHIT
It’s actually a webcomic! The soundtrack has so many video game sounding songs, if you like this there’s a lot of similar sounding ones on the soundtrack!
Dave and Aradia have a little fight on the meteor for no particular reason. The whole thing takes seconds of local time and an hour of relative time as a Maid and Knight fight between the particles of dust kicked up.
![Homestuck - Beatdown (Strider Style) [Album Version]](/img/n.gif)
TH-cam glitched out on me, and I wasn't able to switch off of this video without closing the tab entirely. Literally couldn't abscond, bro.
Oof
BWAHAHAHGGA
GAHAHHAHA HELP
me when i cant abscond:
JAJAJJAA
Bro: I sell bro pain and bro pain accessories.
Bro pain accessories would include the glasses lmao
@@ricejenkins4973
*bro glasses/shades
Can't abcond bro
some lit _bropane_
@@bomes2084 *stfu
as soon as the megalovania kicked in, it took me a minute to realize it was ACTUALLY in the song and i wasnt imagining it
*child abuse intensifies*
NO
omFg
SHGCLISKHRBF;ARIYHVB;AIERY
daAAAAaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaaaAVe nOOoOoOooOoOoOo
MNMMNNNMNM
This sounds like Dave and Vriska are having a sick Strife
I had similar thoughts when I heard it too, made me think of Bro vs Mindfang
Vriska/Mindfang won.
@@ndJssFlurt but consider
1.can mindfang cut an asteroid in half
2.can vriska move faster than the eye can track
And most importantly...
3. Anime shades I digress
@@professionalsleeper6281
But the Serkets all have one thing in common:
*Mind controlling powers* .
@@ndJssFlurt the mind control has its limits tho as she cant control strong willed individuals directly. Example, terezi. Besides dirk has that now too.
When your teacher tries to collect your homework and your not done with it
Echo 466 oh we're doing this teach. We're making this fukking happening!!
[S] Student: Abscond
Can't Abscond Bro!!
You're
thought you're was like "You are" pft xd
HELL YEAH PERFECT MUSIC TO TRAUMATIZE A CHILD TO
Nobody:
My parents: oh....this sounds fucking nice *proceeds to neglect me*
@@Pussmister your everywhere dood
absolutely perfect for child abuse ong, im gonna beat my kids to death with this in the bg frfr
YES! HE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO BE COOL
This the most Homestuck song I've heard since Dance Stab Dance. Nice.
I'm glad to have seen this rose to popularity as fast as it has. This remix is pretty damn amazing and I hope I'll meet standards like these some time.
So, seriously, nice job.
Thanks man! Your stuff is way better already though imo
Oh, man I'd never think of someone like you to say that, seriously, thanks!
hehe ROSE to popularity
.
that pun sucked holy shit
@@eltiolavara9 I love how there is just this nice interaction between two content creators and then I scroll down and I there's just a fucking rose pun
@@dhc612 I’m traumatized
I WARNED YOU ABOUT MEGALOVANIA MOTIFS BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!
6 years later this song is still a straight banger, what a legendary one.
this is the theme song you listen to when you train to BE anime
Bro-dirk knew he wouldn't be long, so he made his bro the most anime he could be.
Then John pulls a full on anime with retcon
@@craytherlaygaming2852 let's not forget that Jade also pulled a even bigger anime with the 3 year time skip
"Okay Google, can you play Can't Abscond Bro?
Why do I imagine Bro and Sans having the coolest fight ever lmao
that... gives me an idea....
two older brothers..... 🤔
Sans getting cookef
@@ATOMICITnuuke i think it'd be quite the fight tbh, don't wanna start a war tho.
@@danielbenavides8287 ye but like I don't think of a way sans can win like Bro is much faster than the human sans getting cooked (good night)
Aradia and Dave fight in a legendary Timestrife!
Or Dave and Aradia fighting a legendary Timestrife agains LE or Caliborn (so x3 time Strife)
"How long can you move in stopped time?"
this is Dave and Aradia's time player anthem
Sometimes I wonder if I am the only soul in this fandom who ships that
@@brynmcc7541 They would be super cute and have alot in common, if not a couple, they would still be besties. I will die on this hill.
@@Pussmister read homestuck 2
@@Squibbo0000 homestuck 2 doesn't exist because if I acknowledge it exists for too long it hurts me
@@brynmcc7541 i think they'd be cute moirails tbh !! ^^
listened to this a LOT back in 2023 and forgot how good it is like dude you burnt the fuckin pan while cooking
THIS was the reason i read homestuck
the child abuse?
@@moondrop11 no the bomb ass soundtrack bro
@@fabriziopinedo2030 oh yeah same
and the child abuse too
Great song to remember to how awesome Bro was
I never knew I needed Megalobeatdown until now
My god the megaman X guitar is great holy crap
2:05 scratches my brain so good. I wish there was a whole song like it.
"umm, its acktshually called megalovania🤓🤓🤓"
@@АртемЛысенко-щ5ф LOL
@@АртемЛысенко-щ5ф bro took every measure to ensure his sarcasm was clear
@@АртемЛысенко-щ5ф megalovania is at 3:05
Dunno if you're still searching, but listen to the LISA the Painful soundtrack, there are some songs there that should definitely scratch the itch.
when i read the megalovania comments i was expecting a little snippet like there was at 2mins in. it was not lmao
3:09
this is literally the best remix ive heard in forever good job!
Thanks, I'm glad people like it!
3:11 wait no-
Love how it sounds like mechanical movement towards the middle.
my favorite part
every now and then i just come back to this bc it's pure serotonin
When you open a pack of gum/bag of chips and don't want to share...
My favorite part is the mechanical noises around half way through
just gonna say this song is all that got me through several long homework sessions on only a couple hours of sleep so thanks for that
I deadass use this song to crunch on assignments. Doing it rn actually
Can't abscond the meglovania motifs, bro!
Genuinely an amazing remix, it goes insanely crankin' hard
wow, this is absolutely amazing! good work!
Thank you very much!
This is literally the best remix of Beatdown, you deserve so many more views!! Keep up the great stuff!!
Thank you, I will!
nautical nightmare was an interesting choice, i rly like this
where?
The only thing I can think of is a potential bro vs Dave rematch flash. God I want that so bad.
Ah, those sweet sweet sounds of gamejam-refined surströmming. Can't get enough of em.
They really never get old do they
This... needs to be more popular. Godly remix, my friend.
i certainly wasnt expecting to hear a nautical nightmare motif in this, but here we are.
3:09 neuron activation begins
i just imagine the " n u e r o n a c t i v a t i o n " monkey every time i hear the word "neuron".
Someone commented on the original saying "child abuse Anime edition" if that's anime edition this is
The Manga
omg, when's the movie coming?
Megalovania starts: *INSTANT FLASHBACKS TO THAT OTHER SICK FIRE*
i come back and listen to this a lot, it's really good
I think I just uncovered a goldmine of amazing content and music
Holy shit, this, this is amazing
this has been STUCK in my head all day and i love it, the addition of megalovania makes it even better, reminds me of the track Strider8ite on soundcloud (found this track that way btw)
Sci Senkra
Guess you could say that it's been HOMEstuck in your head
an ecxelent song to listen to when HOME
It's freakin' awesome! Keep it up :::; )
Kriloqueen Jesus you're everywhere
THis is legit one of the best homestuck remixes ive ever listened to.
i just imagined the coolest fucking fight between everyone
(the alpha and beta trolls,the alpha and beta kids and also dave's bro,
rose's mom jade's grandpa and
john's father) versus lord english
HOLY FUCK SHIT
Ic0f1n 83 thats just captain america civil war stupid
XD
So all the trolls, all the kids, and the B1 guardians. What about the B2 guardians?
can't BACK DOWN!!!
dude this is godlike
megalovania hit me like a sack of bones
this is awesome
The irony here is imesurable
This is some dope asf fanart, wish i could find the creator on ig or twitter
This is a gewd remix, u need more views ;-;
Thanks man!
Listening this while playing to age of calamity makes everything seem more intense
gud
ye
Wow when that synth guitar hit, damn that’s a throwback
Reminder that Dirk in pesterquest owns 3 theme songs
This carries some sort of unnatural power, I swear. EVERYTIME IT GETS TO THE MEGALOVANIA PART, SHIT GOES WRONG
The megalo was like a jumpscare
Okay hear me out. End of HS²
[S] Striders: Strife
Strifeders
no one strifes like the striders stride strife
Well, I hope this gets more known.
this is
perfect
Why is this amazing
The transition to 3/4 got me feelin all 😩💀
So damn smooth
This is a very epic remix, however it seems that I'm three years too late
I hear the nicely added megaman x screen select theme in there. Nicely done
I have no idea about this game's existence, But I love this killer music! I love fast paced, adrenaline pumping music.
It’s actually a webcomic! The soundtrack has so many video game sounding songs, if you like this there’s a lot of similar sounding ones on the soundtrack!
@@mchaggins3294 Is it the same one that uses megalovania?
@@zadock8658 ya
@@kaishakat2741 OK, thanks
This is totally dynamite in a handbag rad as fuck bro, i really gotta step up the jam game
I'm so happy this got the attention it deserves!
CHILD ABUSE IN MEGA HOMESTUCK X NO WAYYYYYY
I love the child abuse national anthem.
this remix is awesome holy shit
It sounds as if UltimateSelf Dirk and Aradia where fighting!
damn. 5 years later. very sick! fucking banger…. mind if me and my friends use this in a mspfa comic? with full cred given
I like how people think its funny to just throw megalovania into the middle of a song. Like, guys, Toby Fox was waaay ahead of you
..........lmao.......anyways-
Fuckin toby worked on the song m8
who ask
Lmao yea, no need to add it when it's already been added
That's the face of someone who died countless times in alternative realities
*hold up-*
Ik im late
But he doesn’t have a face
@@stoplookingatthisyougleepy that's what dirk would say as you fight him in the final staircase at the end of understuck genocide route
The song that might play when you can't abscond bro
*casually kins a child of this man's abuse :)*
Genuine question: why do you kin him?
i kin dave dirk and bro i kin all of them orz
shut up
Amazing remix of Beatdown
Dave and Aradia have a little fight on the meteor for no particular reason. The whole thing takes seconds of local time and an hour of relative time as a Maid and Knight fight between the particles of dust kicked up.
This would totally work as end credits music for an Act 3/4 movie.
how isnt this famous.... dayum
it ain't famous 'cuz people hate Homestuck for no reason.
This is the best sounding child abuse ever!!!!
hehe the robot noises are the best to rhyme to
Woa, this is pretty neat
2:08 sounds familiar
3:10
i dig this riff
When this starts to play you know your about to have a beatdown.
megaman vibing
feels like a crime that this song isnt on spotify
The New Most Under Rated Song On TH-cam...
Oh I can abscond
watching this at 413,612 views
am i the chosen one?
You are Anakin
i think the true Homestuck are the friends we made along the away.
Beatdown Round 2 DX
Is that megolovania I hear
*gnawing on this remix*
Wow, Man you job is so f4CK1N9 awesome