"You're Welcome" but i want to die

Moana's "You're Welcome" song but every welcome Amplifies the song by 6 db and when ever Dwayne Johnson is in the frame it is zoomed in and tracks his face.
p.s. this took 6 hours

[@MajorOrange]

I now have Leukemia

[@Humaway]

You have 2 weeks to live

[@MajorOrange]

Humaway YAY

[@kilogram6885]

haha, you have 2 weeks to live (sed 1 month ago)

[@DirectorTaffy]

Major Orange you're welcome

[@Humaway]

Already Have.

[@gordonvanhorn9004]

I searched youtube for "I wanna die" and after a long list of suicide prevention videos, I find this gem

[@k-vy5nt]

Money Phase Don’t die

[@xxcrypticxx3806]

Did it work?

[@gordonvanhorn9004]

Yes

[@k-vy5nt]

SuperGamer164 **too

[@k-vy5nt]

SuperGamer164 It also means “excessively” so it is “too late”

[@idkidkidk2222]

It makes me genuinely upset how good the face tracking on this actually is.

[@farzz9418]

"p.s. this took 6 hours"
goddamn

[@yudi-weiss3827]

alilaro why would you be upset? 😏

[@startrunkz5252]

boi shut yo sensitive ass up

[@startrunkz5252]

nvm i just cried

[@stephenfinn6996]

same

[@snogwowser2257]

incredible how far we have come as a species

[@Seahorsie_]

snogwowser 22 I know right lolol

[@kehkehd646]

snogwowser 22 AND I DONT KNOWWWWWW, HOW FAR WE'LL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- OOOOOOOOOO- OOO- OO- O

[@vinisardagna]

snogwowser 22 yet we achieved nothing

[@Dameleon6]

snogwowser 22 tru

[@evelynmahaffeh9239]

We have come so far

[@lukeeichenlaub3183]

Y'know, all memes aside, the Rock isn't a bad singer.

[@aebious8886]

Obama + Thanos = Obanos = The Rock

[@briannamahmoudi1248]

You're not wrong, but the memes...

[@MB-bi3ox]

I didn’t know this was the rock voice acting

[@aebious8886]

@@MB-bi3ox it wasn't. It was Dwayne the Glock Johnson

[@MB-bi3ox]

AEBIOUS 👁👄👁

[@thisistotallynotthefbiorci415]

Better camera angles than most video games

[@dildoswaggins9152]

This is Totally not the FBI or CIA yes most video games have little to no angels, if they do have angels they end up being evil.

[@nathansummers1287]

Blue Dangerous Fun *angles

[@Rain322-]

are you sure you didn't put angels on purpose ecks dee

[@josedavalos7660]

Daffy Ducko pause at 1:10 your welcome PS YOU HAVE TO GO A COUPLE FRAMES FORWARD THEN YOU'LL LAUGH

[@MOOMOO-ff7sb]

Jose Davalos wow

[@ArryLad]

This is what it sounds like through a McDonalds music toy.
Also turn subtitles on.

[@interstellarmochi]

YOU'RE WELCOME

[@AnInsaneOstrich]

could not recommend more.

[@sarinawillis]

TheOneTheyCallEpic my parents hit me a lot?

[@NicoDavisPurington]

TheOneTheyCallEpic thank you for that

[@deadgirlwalking3746]

"My caner."

[@rideabike979]

2010: *We will use the internet to teach people*
2017:

[@fossilgaming65]

Bruh

[@mamaaa4148]

Same with 2020

[@greg-fi4js]

how are you still in 2017?... za warudo

[@kaelis4875]

@@greg-fi4js his calender aint workin

[@aleshumontiel3453]

Da fuk? 2017?

[@SomewhatDapperExtraterrestrial]

"My humor isn't that weird."
Things I laugh at:

[@volgayno7382]

He's so menacing too-

[@Walidrystocrat]

ok

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

This should be an advertisement for suicide hotlines.

[@aaronlol6703]

Sponge Gar exactly

[@cheiftainvulpix]

True

[@ziskav]

Sponge Gar No, because they would all be already dead.

[@hannahcalderon274]

this is great

[@leighocities]

Intergalactic Human Empire YOURE WELCOME

[@demonbrodshaudestroyerofal3817]

2:40
*Ａ　Ｎ　Ｄ　　Ｔ　Ｈ　Ａ　Ｎ　Ｋ　　Ｙ　Ｏ　Ｕ．*

[@theimmigrant7953]

Demonbrod Shau Destroyer Of All Gods And Nuclear Bomb goes off

[@jadnf]

H
E
Y

[@Ciel1820]

360 likes...hm, now who would ruin this?

[@wildfall1966]

420 likes...
Now who would ruin this?

[@deleted5626]

WildCard811 Time 136 people.

[@FireofGia111]

"AND THANK YOU"
*atomic bomb goes off*

[@corbin4822]

FireofGia lmao

[@alexherrick9256]

*HEY*

[@Joseph-pb4pg]

Lmao

[@toastywawus]

XD

[@apocalyptic3837]

make a wwii meme out of this, please

"And thank you!"
*Proceeds to drop a nuke on the cave*

[@cfps20]

Lol

[@officerpoopnugget9989]

*PUT THIS IN THE IMPORTANT VIDEOS PLAYLIST*

[@katowo9724]

YES

[@FrankiWithNoE]

OfficerPoop Nugget mine is called stuff that's worth watching.

[@joject3562]

OfficerPoop Nugget sorry but that won't happen.

[@GabrielMisfire]

too long

[@hitzcritz]

There was like 3-5 videos way longer than this

[@shaye-uv6tw]

This keeps showing up in my recommended and I watch the whole thing every single time.

[@reptilesgamers00]

That should make it go away

[@shaye-uv6tw]

Maybe if im lucky

[@kirstenproctor6086]

It will never leave

[@onion9603]

same

[@shaye-uv6tw]

same :)

[@harrymitchell3885]

Just think, I could've gone my whole life without seeing this

[@ahilboy253]

Agreed

[@camerons.4877]

But aren't you glad you didn't?

[@harrymitchell3885]

Akane Thorn thats a very good point

[@ImAfemaleNoob2]

I don't want to imagine a world without these blessed gifts from God.

[@dookiestain3591]

Ultimate Sell-out *YOU'RE WELCOME*

[@georeg9897]

Parent: "the neighbor's kid aint that bad!"
*The neighbor's kid:*

[@papercut173]

I see this as an absolute win!

[@RZMjah]

@@papercut173 That is until you read the subtitles

[@Main_Creator07]

I see that as an absolute win we would get along easily even with the subtitles

[@khadath1682]

I feel like I am on drugs.
*Mauweed*

[@Humaway]

I see one more of these puns I'm gonna hang myself,

[@khadath1682]

Humaway Did you so?
Becaouse the vid is gone now.

[@Humaway]

?

[@dylanr4854]

lmao tf was that response I'm dying

[@quantomfizzle67]

Humaway Mauwee im a little late to comment on this vid

[@spongebobsquarepants9804]

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

[@TheProdigalSaint]

So, what you're saying is that I'm entitled to financial compensation after watching this video?

[@arandomrowlet6842]

ears?
ears broke
understanable have a nice day

[@midwestapprentice1904]

Spongebob Squarepants best comment ever XD

[@alpha-1redrighthand829]

It can be found by watching this and working at ship yards and train yards and being ear raped call 888-nobody gives a fuck-666

[@lifewithnya7567]

Spongebob Squarepants right 😂😂

[@therealunslimshady471]

The internet can be a scary place,
*but can show you the most extraordinary things*

[@Octoweaponry]

*YOU ARE WELCOME*

[@therealunslimshady471]

Kazami owo *I KNOW ITS A LOT THE HAIR THE BODDDD*

[@MemeSlayer982]

And the memes

[@imjustaweeb4417]

What CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

[@arthurdias6860]

And what can i say except..... *you're welcome*

[@rehdhoodie215]

*the subtitles*
Me: “bro are you ok?”

[@sprigganmint9291]

Finally! Someone who knows about the hidden texts

[@sceannepomuceno7714]

0:01
in Spanish (Latin America)

[@qtash8309]

0:34 Latin American captions......

[@rivaldo4929]

Im so happy and lucky
That i still lived

[@mihcci]

Why you gotta make it a meme

[@HarrisonFullerFilms]

the motion tracking is on point no joke

[@efnarios]

What if I told you that was all done manually....

[@noelnotorious.6]

really scary how good it is

[@spectrum6838]

Life: * exists *
Gen Z and Millennials: “ *CoMe To ThInK oF iT, i’Ve GoTtA gO* “

[@Awfulfeature]

*loads pistol slowly*

[@bubblegumpeach5662]

Wheezing

[@EvilEnsembleStars]

*Yeet!*

[@ronkledunkle6816]

Ok boomer

[@superluckyandroid9449]

Ok Groomer

[@KaitieMspVideos]

its the year 387456 and not much of earth is left except this video. Beings on the earth are still trying to decipher what it means.

[@nepotic]

*Y O U R E W E L C O M E*

[@kalieterry8415]

Kaitie MspVideos the world will be blown up by this video and others before that year XD

[@justrose5016]

phil sent us

[@oonadoodles]

my sense of humor is shit because I'm still laughing at this and it's been 4 hours.

[@Chrissy_]

MsClumsyAssassin LMAO YOU AND ME BOTH

[@medici__]

*Y O U R E W E L C O M E*

[@friendlyghost7781]

Ive gotten to the point where I can't stop slapping my knees

[@bella-sh2nv]

sAME I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

[@memenazi7078]

Have u watched for 4 hours straight too?

[@moo5773]

How WW3 is gonna sound like

[@marlee9977]

exactly

[@andres9248]

well... YOUR WELCOME!!!!!!

[@lauraceae8037]

pikachu 1050 I am now excited for war... fuck you.

[@moo5773]

NatureLove you're welcome

[@pxxrgio3242]

i have crippling depression

[@yahay413]

I'm holding back the tears...this video is so powerful

[@SZ77]

Boi shut yo sensitive ass up...

[@SZ77]

Nevermind I just cried

[@builderbob1239]

Keon bruh

[@Heccyswlrd]

Tonedathe shut yo sensative as up

[@jenniferbrosey375]

Boi shut ur sensitive *$$ up

[@lunaesartandanimations9777]

Ahahahahaha I had English subtitles on and at the very start it said
“My parents hit me”...
“Alot”
I think I just died 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@inquisitionexpecter4263]

"All they do is just abuse me"
"And It's amazing"
"How i'm still alive. Thank you and enjoy the caner"
Xd

[@agoodboy2489]

When I realised that the bass increased after every welcome I knew I was in for a bad time.
Not that I’m complaining.

[@nunkatsu]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[@MrShifty1]

Get out... the COMFY CHAIR!

[@sketchbook_worm]

sans undertale

[@lvbboi9]

SAAAAAAAAANESSSS

[@sleep170]

Sans ⚫️🔵
➖

[@LimpForASimp_]

“And thank you!”
*S O U N D S O F D E A T H*

[@bibblyboing]

HIROSHIMA GETS BOMBED

[@Mr.Mister80]

@@bibblyboing huh

[@calebb3703]

Therapist: camera angles can’t hurt you
Me at home: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YA WELCOME

[@yanlina.l.6013]

Thank you Phil for showing us KEKW

[@Joltimus22]

1:41 and onward was pure insanity. I recommend headphones for the full viewing experience.

[@Humaway]

It really is. Just pure mayhem..

[@shadydecidueye2172]

Joltimus22 *hearing*

[@williamnapier358]

Humaway no way

[@awesomesauce5350]

fu** you XD

[@haunter8o6]

agreed

[@FrameworxProductions]

If you look close you can see his face

[@unlikeothers1133]

MibbGibbs I didn't see that! XD

[@michaelarballo6996]

MibbGibbs his what?

[@miketheshithead7356]

And god said, "Let there be perfection."

[@DrDick-ng6uw]

checkmate atheists

[@matthardy2507]

no no its"Demigod"

[@haleyisinlogang8099]

Mike The Shithead now y have 666 like cause this is a devilish video

[@Chance11orF8]

666th like

[@THEmonochromebanana]

Mike The Shithead I want to upvote this but there's 666 likes and I just can't ;_;

[@purple_whale7688]

i found this because philza told us to find this :D this is awesome lol

[@mrjcloudy2351]

i just died

[@Humaway]

Thanks

[@iicutiesugarii8067]

Humaway You're Welcome

[@Humaway]

stop.

[@enthdegree]

congrats

[@bored4428]

you just played yourself

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

0:42 When you take *all* the drugs at once.

[@brownsugr111]

Neo Machine dude, why. Rotfl. this comment made me lose it. 😂😂

[@birchberry9354]

I read this as it said the sky

[@kittycatgirlvslemonboy9874]

2:55 is when this happens

[@chasemcsweeney3195]

Neo Machine I

[@_Verde]

*_T H E T I D E S T H E S U N T H E S K Y_*

[@crystalheart3528]

Literally pause at almost any frame and you've got meme material...

[@rowandow-thornton3297]

Crystal Heart you are right this is incredible

[@MRMashy-uf1bv]

pause at 2:00

[@SamPorterakaSam]

Pause like right after 2:13

[@SamPorterakaSam]

I actually meant to type 1:13 but 2:13 works too lol

[@Jay-pb4eo]

0:38

[@r4nd0mw]

Philza just influenced so many people to watch this loll

[@TooTallDee]

every face he makes its a meme

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

Undying Umbrage
It's terrifying

[@thiccityd9773]

TooTallDee 2:05

[@madi8688]

0:38

[@LS-vs3il]

Engage The Wumbo OMG HAHA that's really creepy

[@blunderabluez]

TooTallDee ahem
TAMATOA

[@luminescentpurr]

"But i want to die"
*this is only maui's face and a loud music*

[@Napsta115]

look in the desc

[@ShadowKiller_Chumbu]

Put the subs on

[@Dagmarok]

I want to die mood tbh

[@gj6012]

Exactly,this is why i laughed to die

[@DG3Baller_]

Turn subtitles on

[@xavierreichel8254]

My ears are bleeding now.
Maui: *_YOU'RE WELCOME!_*

[@yeboysalty8152]

One Night On TH-cam AHAHA LOLOLOL

[@Mac-43]

Same for me

[@superlikesoupbruhmobile1793]

XD Im dying from your joke

[@wingedking.j]

Sent by Philza, kekw. Now I'm deaf.

[@yanlina.l.6013]

SAME KEKW THANKS PHIL

[@ds2587]

"And God saw what He had created, and it was good."

[@zalgodisgood900]

I'm fucking Christian, and I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@klo45pl]

who is this christian and why are you fucking him?

[@magnusyu3115]

Love is what it is.

[@theproworm]

Aboltz gaming sorry this is a Christian server no swearimg 😇

[@Mewz123]

I read this and kept scrolling for a second, and then it hit me what I'd just read and I shot coffee out of my nose from laughing.

[@chrisrue9796]

*welcoming intensifies*

[@JerichoUno]

1985: There will be flying cars in the future.
2017:

[@aaravpanchal9186]

Jericho Uno *cough* *cough* 2018 *cough* *cough*

[@zoinksscoob9954]

Jericho Uno this is better than flying cars

[@milliipede]

Jericho Uno LMAOOOOO

[@djiskindacool2905]

2018*

[@DeathnoteBB]

The video was uploaded in 2017

[@rubedo6666]

Philza Minecraft

[@TraX-gi9ck]

"This took 6 hours"
A small price to pay for salvation

[@chaoslkm]

I wasn't physically and mentally prepared for this masterpiece. Thank you

[@sarsona_3611]

*What can I say except you're welcome.*

[@mapachecuantico9460]

Its not tank you
Its your welcome

[@sarsona_3611]

@@mapachecuantico9460
*What no no no, I wasnt, why would I ever say*

[@pizzaneapolitanXD]

Sarsona _ *HAHAHAHA* I *see whats* happening *NEAAAAR*

[@pencarbo5387]

YoU'RE WeLCoME

[@spencycreations9875]

I turned the volume up at the beginning because it was quiet.
Big mistake.

[@spencycreations9875]

Poor ear ;-;

[@marlona6642]

you fucked up

[@zthreetwo9874]

Wow you just saved my life!!

[@awriter.625]

Spency Creations same.. rip

[@manfred2727]

Spency Creations Thank you for saving my life XD

[@beac07]

Thank you Philza minecraft for directing me here

[@sam.w8477]

Same here

[@DiamondDrizzle]

The screen goes dangerously close to Maui's face whenever he's onscreen and the song becomes more and more earraped everytime someone says "You're Welcome"..
*This is a M A S T E R P I E C E!*

[@minipisi705]

The Best Masterpiece Ever™

[@DiamondDrizzle]

@@lofianimations6988
Subtitles: *"My parents hit me.. Alot.. All they do is just abuse me, and.. It's amazing.."*

[@ed4578]

@@DiamondDrizzle Enjoy the cancer lmao

[@vibingpug9857]

It’s called motion tracking my friend, it’s very time consuming.

[@mateenfhary1788]

I now have two tumors instead of eyes

[@chubbypapaya]

the eyehole man

[@ShotgunLlama]

*_Y O U ' R E W E L C O M E_*

[@shawnsdank3624]

Mateen Fhary lol 666 likes

[@eduardriba3633]

2:41 *"AND THANK YOU"*
*"Then proceds to summon {ZA WARUDO} to kill Jotaro"*

[@Unseen556]

*King crimson intensifies*

[@jrelmoore6065]

Is this a fma reference?😂

[@paladinoateista9173]

Oh shit intensifies

[@Lanurus]

@@jrelmoore6065 nice meme

[@yourlocalmoron4832]

I think my ears experienced the MudaMuda

[@ekoller8]

“Welcome back folks to what quarantine brought me to today”

[@RedDeadDepressionist]

I like the part where its zoomed in on Maui’s face

[@randomuser4960]

Isn't that a 90% of the material?

[@findoxv2616]

Random User thats the point of the joke, good sir

[@randomuser4960]

@@findoxv2616 that's why I like it.

[@pezzie3201]

So all of it

[@snowysmile9082]

Just some Porg with Internet access can't stop laughing about that 😂😂😂

[@deka4808]

you were more productive in 6 hours than i've been in all of my 19 years.

[@independentblackmage6442]

Wow... never thought I'd relate to a TH-cam comment so much.

[@buckeye7040]

If you got 420 likes can I have 69 likes

[@anthonyforgatch4622]

39's good enough..

[@buckeye7040]

Ok taco

[@dajanaesims6007]

I was the one thousandth like💀

[@latikae1229]

The Flash: "Im the fastest man alive"
The camera man this vid: "Hold my beer."

[@Hi-ii1sl]

This has nothing to do with the video

[@vodka2.045]

@@Hi-ii1sl ok.

[@Rat-muncher]

you do not know me because i know you

[@Rat-muncher]

Tf did I write

[@JokerDJit]

Bruddas

[@anakinskywalker248]

“YOUR WELCOME!”
**distorted boulders being dismantled**

[@m.t.4292]

I'm losing oxygen while watching this

[@ilyasebodlal2970]

I am losing it more than you
Watch cyniade and happiness show complitations please

[@tonka4590]

Same here

[@franzewerch8647]

I can’t breathe.

[@knightwo7042]

I'm losing literally my entire skin around my ears

[@gyxron]

I was dying

[@Powerbonder]

I started to cry, not sure if it was tears of laughter or fear

[@Humaway]

Both

[@scribbleheart313]

Tamir Jonas same

[@torieldreemurr2404]

both

[@ajcuestawhs]

Me: MY EARS ARE GONE
Maui: YOU'RE WELCOME
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@OlOleander]

LTMLG Honestly I think it's funny both ways

[@astrumdeus2861]

tru

[@ajcuestawhs]

Katie fan 1 I can see him mouth it because the CAMERA IS SO F***ING CLOSE

[@lerosnn]

Katie fan 1 you dont have ears?

[@Caramika]

*YOURE WELCOME*

[@Dragonet1458]

Thank you Philza this is horrible

[@starryplatinum]

Thanks to this video, I have now come to the realization that Maui’s face looks like a pancaked version of Dwayne’s.

[@DrPhil-xy4ux]

ネスNess - well wasnt it him who did his face and voice?

[@steventhevegan8030]

Maui’s face was based of Dwayne’s grandfather.

[@artemislivingstone1147]

Dr. Phil r/woooosh

[@DrPhil-xy4ux]

@@artemislivingstone1147 wtf? That whoosh doesnt even make sense on my comment lmao...

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

"Thank you."

[@IlPizzaGuy]

0:11 - 2:43

[@Cyberdroid03]

You're welcome

[@orphthebean]

WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT I WANT TO DIE

[@yourmomasaurus]

You're welcome.

[@diegoq4564]

“Hey”

[@Jdmenendez22]

When a customer at your minimum wage job thanks you:

[@F41thfulSk8tr]

Ah, you've been in that hole too I see...

[@carenzsantos6494]

*I SEE YOUR A MAN OF CULTURE AS WELL*

[@zamnzanielzomboid4616]

@@carenzsantos6494 facts

[@zx_taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

So i'm not the only one

[@cheziechezo5607]

yeah so i dont wanna be the one to say this was stolen, but its stolen

[@lem0nishh173]

Lmao anyone else just come on bc of Philzas stream

[@TheSwolOne]

“And thank you!” *litterally breaks an entire island over the doorway*

[@nosoyporta]

"Can you close the door please?"
2:42

[@breadmeiser]

"yeah sure"
*the loudest bam ever*

[@NovaAnimations]

* brendon urie intensifies*

[@littleguy929]

Just keep spamming it

[@littleguy929]

I died when it tracked his face at 1:51

[@undercover_idiot]

I had to rip out my earphones

[@bkonyt]

i used to think actual jokes were funny but now i laugh at this
edit: why does this have a thousand likes please no

[@prajiturel2902]

Mia and Zoey IKR THIS IS SO RELATEABLE

[@ghitamode9962]

Prajiturel dheu ╭(╯^╰)╮O:-):-X

[@pamwallace7996]

aaaaaaaaaah my tablets not even at half volume

[@MrRubenRusso]

"Welcome" to the internet

[@pamwallace7996]

+Ruben Russo me?

[@chancematters]

This is going to get some extra love thanks to *Philza Minecraft: Inventor Of Minecraft (Very Old)*

[@saintgeaser9064]

This should be added to the "important videos" playlist

[@entirelygone457]

Start a change.org petition

[@whitneighhh]

Saint AK_47 xddd

[@AuroraKnux]

I'm totally adding this to my "Beautiful Internet" playlist.

[@megablueflash1816]

I think it's earned its spot there

[@skelefuzz9818]

but lets be real, that eyebrow raise at the beginning is still the best thing in the song

[@kaib.5912]

Yes. I want to make it my desktop backround XD

[@thievingpeppers1914]

Consider the coconut

[@brandoncoochiesmith]

🤨

[@Odraude2105]

oh shit

[@f-35alightningii79]

2:34: big foot sighting real footage.

[@rodrickheffleyjr]

Lol

[@vodka2.045]

Lol

[@itzcrystalzz]

say bye to the annoying comment chain 👋

[@clxyish6586]

@@itzcrystalzz ah yes, *a gacha tard*

[@itzcrystalzz]

@@clxyish6586 ah yes someone who bullies someone bc of something they like also "gachatard" seriously can yall at leastt come up with something good? 💀

[@eliannapoppert8045]

anyone else come here because of philza?

[@randydonut7385]

My brain during an exam when I’m trying to think

[@happymilk7433]

W.D Gaster
Brain: *WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT yOuRe WeLcOmE*

[@obi-wankenobi9088]

SO RELATABLE ;-;

[@ginny053065]

Lol

[@dragonduke5872]

Me too tbh

[@dragonduke5872]

W.D Gaster also are you sans and papyrus? Where did you come from

[@Ostrix]

when you tell your mum to close your room door quietly and she's like 2:40

[@archivedchaos00256]

ikr

[@Ostrix]

if anyone likes rust and memes...subscribeee #ShamelessSelfPromotion

[@WhateverIWantChannel]

Ostrix yee

[@gam5946]

Ostrix I DIED😹😹😹😹😹😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 … 💀here lies a random person in the internet that died because of a joke.…… wait if I'm dead why am I typing this?!?!?!

[@dallashammon3002]

Ostrix IM DEAD

[@emotiframes]

Thank Philza for blessing me

[@AkariTheYeen]

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?

[@plebpod817]

The Kawaii Lord YOU DONT GET THE REFERENCE GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID DISRESPECTFUL IMBECILE

[@AkariTheYeen]

When you say "disrespectful", who are you talking about? Because it looks like your the one who's cursing in all caps.

[@ko-ul5pr]

(゜-゜) umm ok chill

[@AkariTheYeen]

Ik right.

[@AkariTheYeen]

please

[@normalreality3934]

When I see my mom preparing the macaroni and cheese for dinner:
0:07

[@rcd20yearsago48]

As Italian:NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@rcd20yearsago48]

@@normalreality3934 you have changed my mind, now is orrible because I'm Italian🤣🤣🤣 thank you✌

[@norbert0036]

@@normalreality3934 maccheroni*

[@landonstrong9686]

@Normal Reality I made the mistake of clicking the timestamp with the English UK subtitles on.

[@maxx115]

Me: (runs up to her) *THAT'S WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE*

[@jesusbrauliorosalesnunez1156]

Nobody:
Subtitles: My Parents Hit Me

[@krzysztofcieslewicz962]

ALOT

[@callieohpeee9068]

All they do
is just abuse me

[@dogeboi3978]

and it's amazing

[@milo-sq3sd]

how I’m still alive thank you and

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

CANCER

[@khrystynaposiko4028]

Me:has subtitles
Subtitles: my parents beat me-

[@toribiosalcedo8215]

Alot

[@arcl14543]

lmaooo

[@tahliagonzalez4442]

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A TOE.

[@walter9086]

An actual human thumb

[@Hardly_Bearable]

An actual demi-god thumb*

[@brookemontague4154]

I JUST FUCKING SOUNDED LIKE A HORSE WHEN I LAUGHED AT YOUR COMMENT

[@tahliagonzalez4442]

Wookie Montague your welcome 4 that horse laugh.

[@vegetableoil1702]

THE HAIR
THE BOD

[@yourlocalcheese9451]

His bellybutton looks like a portal to a different universe.
Omg thanks for 1.1k likes this is the most I've ever gotten

[@gamestarlover]

Disgusting

[@evewilliams8735]

@@armenmardikian156 1:01

[@DG3Baller_]

Ikr

[@user-pg3uz9gq2p]

LMAO

[@iSavka]

💀💀

[@xavierxavier3610]

these jumpscares really spooked me

[@killme1655]

Xavier Xavier Y O U R W E L C O M E

[@starmario144]

*(Explodes)*

[@toasterproductions8033]

Isn't it.. *S P O O P E H* ?

[@RatGangisMYusername]

s p o o p

[@DerpiestGameBlast]

Liked this comment before 980 likes.

[@merta2911]

Here because of Philza lol

[@NatSprad]

I've been laughing at this for two days. I think about it in class and I smile, people think I'm thinking about my boyfriend or something, but little do they know it's Maui

[@Humaway]

K

[@ItsMzPhoenix]

IT'S MAUI

[@personhuman2239]

I've been laughing at it for a week. Beat that.

[@GrubKiller436]

You are so cute xD

[@Stone_Tosser]

Natalie Spradley
your like 12 kid
no boyfriends yet!

[@JoshuanadonVG]

Maui is extra
𝐓 𝐇 𝐈 𝐂 𝐂 👌

[@dante_woo]

Joshuanadon Maui is thicc daddy

[@uwumaddy9071]

Joshuanadon I thought it said Malu but either one I agree

[@chillaria1410]

All I see are x's

[@takeruhomura]

Chillaria same

[@Humaway]

Indeed

[@Jeremy-jc5th]

My bleach drank itself before I could drink it

[@CloroxBleach-qn6js]

Jeremy The Jellyfish drink meeee

[@ricepiaf102]

You're welcome.

[@Heccyswlrd]

Jeremy The Jellyfish 😂

[@DMack6464]

I'm sorry for your loss...

[@elijahsuttles7171]

Jeremy The Jellyfish same

[@pennyrusty8700]

wow thanks phil youre right this was awfully funny

[@mosstheaxolotl8919]

thank you phil for blessing us with this absolute gem BAJSHS

[@whaley8960]

I’m coughing up blood currently.

[@Wylde_]

Excuse me do you know where the nearest bath with a toaster in it?

[@heha5495]

Walter White

[@whaley8960]

connor hangem out

[@lothricknight4221]

I do that sometimes

[@Diegolechuga]

Tuberculosis, bad business that

[@rizla2730]

Broadcasted this on my tv in the living room full volume

[@zwhiteninja5556]

DJKING evil

[@sunnyoinkz]

Me too
My mom just started yelling

[@NicoDavisPurington]

ur poor fam

[@miomao_lalala]

GET REKT FAM

[@KugelBliitz]

DJKING (Clap clap clap) You my friend are a true god.

[@thegamingasian4770]

1950 - "by 2017, we would have cured cancer, ended world hunger and have world peace"
2017 -

[@ssach7]

Now we spread cancer

[@donkersif7770]

your welcome

[@pfidze]

you're

[@thisaccountisoldbutitstheo9017]

But this is a cure to cancer

[@sobitasadullah4517]

The Chespuffster were fighting fire with fire, except it's cancer

[@orangedog1695]

Thanks for showing me this master piece philza

[@markpotato4673]

I feel sexualy assaulted with his face so close

[@xerest4306]

U look like deji xd

[@Bobbusinessgaming]

Potato

[@baltofarlander2618]

You should be. Maui is plain sick pervert.

[@caseymartin6258]

Same

[@charsketch480]

Frickin same

[@gamingloser3127]

its 2 am and i accidentally played this on my smart tv. fuck, im dead

[@Humaway]

That is a Rip a Ronies

[@gamingloser3127]

James Fernandes Guess i no longer have to go on that annoying family trip next month

[@maleo9473]

James Fernandes I think their last Words were "Thank you",and then Gaming Loser said "YOU'RE WELCOME"

[@HD-tj7kt]

Your welcome☺️

[@biscuitalex829]

*insert roblox death sound*

[@hbiggie_cheese9426]

1930: in the future we will have flying cars
2019:

[@wieland02]

Lol when you try to make a funny comment but even fail the Date lol

[@poceroos]

actually it’s from 2017 so *_bruh_*

[@andrugamer4375]

2020

[@type-10]

@@andrugamer4375 2017.

[@sun9032]

Well, Kars is Flying in the space

[@laolling7801]

Thank for this Phillllll! LOLLLL