The pitch was higher and it's faster so it doesn't sound or look exactly like the original, so no copyright. Most pirated movie copies have bad audio on purpose.
The loss rate from the compression makes it utterly uninteligable. If you slow it down at certain points no words are being said, and when you do hear words: it is infact a halucination.
I was thinking: "damn, you must be *_really_* bored to do this." *Then I realized I just watched a video of Shrek getting 5% faster every time he took a step*
@@marctestarossa Bro had to watch the whole Shrek movie while counting exactly how many steps Shrek takes in each and every scene and then add 5% to each individual step 😂 Must've taken ages.
This movie is godly it shows the love between friends lovers and enemy’s with animation and comedy a well known good combination to make a perfect movie and the jokes are so could that I laughed through the hole movie I couldn’t breath for eighty five minutes and after the movie I was paralyzed for twenty minutes now I thought all of this was the movie but turns out that same night I had a can of beer that had meth weed crystals inpheramine ketamine pain killers tiny doses of poison from dart frogs and I also drank some gas and then I had some oil then last but not least I had tranquilizer darts every fifteen minutes oh and pcp/angel dust with some coke cigars and now finally cigarettes but besides all of that this is a good movie
The fact that I can practically still understand this move and watch it so perfectly despite the speed and have the equivalent viewing experience if not rushed scares me
Actually, you would have to slow it down by approximately 4.7619% every time Shrek takes a step. A similar example would be increasing the price of a $100 product by 50%. That would make it cost $150, but in order to return to the original cost you would need to decrease the new price by 33.3333%.
"sir, you have approximately 10 minutes to live, what's your final wish?" Me: "I want to watch Shrek" "Excuse me? Thats too long..." Me: "Nah don't worry, i know what I'm doing"
Somebody had to edit this. Somebody had to watch every time Shrek took a step on frame, cut it, wait till he took another step, cut it, increase the time in between, and repeat that hundreds of times. And they aren’t even being paid. This is commitment. This is passion.
7:30 Only just realizing that that's the same windmill near the end of the movie. And given how they are crossing straight through the farmland, they might be beelining straight to the castle and back. Shrek is an effective guy.
@@nazfx2648 yeah try commenting it under another video! (which is kinda funny and dumb too like this one) and watch the likes rise haha. This is a pretty unoriginal comment tbh
Shrek is portrayed as someone who’s super lonely who finally found true love, but he was genuinely happy with the way he lived. If the events of Shrek had never happened, he’d probably still lead a pretty fulfilling life by his standards.
@@kaononymous that movie doesn’t explain what happened to lord Farquaad nor the fairy godmother; and had Shrek’s swamp not been crowded, and thus Shrek not rescued Fiona, it’s unlikely Rumpel would have wanted to mass murder ogres. So probably he’d be fine.
It’s nice that Shrek’s hard working and “selfish” attitude allowed him, in the end, to have a pretty stable and secure home he could open up to everyone.
@@Jeb_fry No the first 7 minutes of the movie take up half of the youtube video, you say it in that order because if you say the first 7 minutes of the video take up half the movie it sounds like the video is in the movie and not the movie is in the video.
My favorite part was where donkey teleported and said “shridnrisjrkaodbsdabdiajnfhi” Just goes to show how much effort was put into this movie doesn’t it?
@invictus2336 yes, but this debt will not hurt the USA as long as marginal profits are higher than marginal liabilities (in other words if servicing the debt doesn't get more expensive, USA can take an indefinite amount of loans profiting greatly from that)
If the original Shrek movie is X long and this version is Y long and it’s sped up 5% every time he steps; how many steps did Shrek take in the whole movie.
No cap.. I feel like I actually watched the whole movie not sped up, I know the entire script so well from watching it I caught all the jokes and everything I have achieved maximum shrekocity
you could actually see the emotion when shrek was like, "alwfblhbfjkuihkjeyc" and donkey was like, "jhvef.bfalhwbrfn;ur;" but you could actually tell when shrek said, "Get outta my swamp"
6:59 the fact the performance was so rushed and ended so quickly killed me for some reason, the picture being printed out at the end wrapped that scene perfectly. Like why can I see that rushed performance be an actual thing in the movie
Now I need a video of the entire Shrek movie, where everything is perfectly normal except this scene being at that speed. I would actually pay money just for that. XD
The subtitles break down about half way through and just start saying (fast rapping) lmao😂 The end few minutes of this is what I imagine it’s like to have your life flash before your eues
so for some unexplainable reason millions of people have all been recommended AND WATCHED a 9 minute un-understandable version of Shrek. i’m not complaining.
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they managed to cut an almost 2 hour movie into less than 10 minutes, AND didn’t get copyrighted. THIS is talent.
Ikr
No copyright because the video start at 5 speed when shrek come out of toilets
The pitch was higher and it's faster so it doesn't sound or look exactly like the original, so no copyright. Most pirated movie copies have bad audio on purpose.
666 likes
Oh gosh YES
You know you’ve seen Shrek too many times when you can fully understand the plot and character development at this speed
N E V E R I N M Y L I F E H A V E I W A T C H E D S H R E K
I am
I watched Shrek with my family more than 24367224563235577 times
It’s like a tradition
Never too many times
@Alfie Chivers Oh yeah.. @Sparky Entertainment Studios did. I didn’t see that sorry
I felt like Flash
As soon as donkey shows up this movie descends into madness
no it acends into greatness
It always has
Its just gibberish at that point
Yea and this edit doesnt help that
The loss rate from the compression makes it utterly uninteligable. If you slow it down at certain points no words are being said, and when you do hear words: it is infact a halucination.
I was thinking: "damn, you must be *_really_* bored to do this."
*Then I realized I just watched a video of Shrek getting 5% faster every time he took a step*
but for you it only took 10 minutes
@@marctestarossa
Bro had to watch the whole Shrek movie while counting exactly how many steps Shrek takes in each and every scene and then add 5% to each individual step 😂 Must've taken ages.
*whole movie
Don’t be the erm actually guy it’s not cool
@@3innocentchildren996 erm, actually, "cool" is a concept of teenagers and conformists. So I don't give a damn what is cool for you ^_^
Conclusion: Shrek walks a lot more than I realized in this movie.
This movie is godly it shows the love between friends lovers and enemy’s with animation and comedy a well known good combination to make a perfect movie and the jokes are so could that I laughed through the hole movie I couldn’t breath for eighty five minutes and after the movie I was paralyzed for twenty minutes now I thought all of this was the movie but turns out that same night I had a can of beer that had meth weed crystals inpheramine ketamine pain killers tiny doses of poison from dart frogs and I also drank some gas and then I had some oil then last but not least I had tranquilizer darts every fifteen minutes oh and pcp/angel dust with some coke cigars and now finally cigarettes but besides all of that this is a good movie
I was laughing my dumb White 13 year old 0.2 GPA ass off while writing the other comment
@@HaloofWar35276 thats what she said
@@xkaspergaming5668 thats what she said
@@cat.mp3 lies
We all just watched the entirety of “Shrek” in less than 10 minutes.
And the first 5 minutes were just the intro of the movie
@Humantorsaurus Rex i did that then I watched again at 2x speed 🤣
the entirety of the bible*
JJtheLion haha yeah
Scout I can’t say I’m disappointed
you know this escalates quickly when we're halfway through the video and he's only just met Donkey
😅
The beauty of exponential growth
This is what we call a snowball effect
That'd percentages for you. They only work according to the size of the number they're being multiplied with
He really does step a lot near the half end
its been 7 years. its time. we need this exact video, except "THE MUFFIN MAN" is normal speed
When you realize he hardly steps at the start of the movie
That's what I was thinking lol
Bruh as a kid i thought that made a earthquake
Egg I am your 666th like
Wait a second....i saw you in another video before °-°
He has a midevil hover board
Let’s be honest, everyone was constantly waiting for him to take another step at the beginning
Tob never happened 🤣
true
No cause it was playing all star
Yup
Never before have i been so offended by something I 100% agree with
I’m pretty sure 50% of this is just Shrek passive aggressively power walking away from donkey...
that be true tho....
I agree
That’s a hella lot of steps...
Chris Cat It’s been a long time since I’ve seen him
Well all stars is 19.3’37979094076655052264808362369’%
2 hours of nostalgia was crammed into my head in ten minutes 9:34
Don't u mean nine minutes?
Now watch it at 2 times speed😂
Wasn't all that noticeable at first.
Then Donkey.
yo your pfp is pretty cool
Ariba
True
Imagine this in a Lord of the Rings addition
@@tazzydevil6638 that would be chaos
The fact that I can practically still understand this move and watch it so perfectly despite the speed and have the equivalent viewing experience if not rushed scares me
@@jelly_bam3138 huh
@@jelly_bam3138 tf?
@@jelly_bam3138 that's a bit racist
@@jelly_bam3138 You have to be so backwards to think only white people watched shrek or something
@@jelly_bam3138 bro what
Step 1: Download video
Step 2: Slow the video down by 5% every time Shrek takes a step
Step 3: Profit
Stonks
Eeeegsactly
Actually, you would have to slow it down by approximately 4.7619% every time Shrek takes a step.
A similar example would be increasing the price of a $100 product by 50%. That would make it cost $150, but in order to return to the original cost you would need to decrease the new price by 33.3333%.
@@AgentOttsel ha
@@AgentOttsel Yeah, you're right cuz that's how percentages work. I forgot about that.
Don't turn on subtitles on 0:23
I got nuked with words 💀
@@NoName.-.-. Same💀
Yeahp same
Lmao
Ya made me wanna do it and I regretted it😂
It's fascinating how they were speaking English in the beginning, Spanish in the middle, and Alien through the end.
Yeah it sounds like it
yep
The subtitles say they are fast rapping
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@taimrivera5956 so does that mean the entire Shrek movie is a rap because if so (Shrek theme intensifies)
“ what’s your special talent?”
“ i can watch the entire shrek movie in under 10 minutes.”
0:29 On subtitles
I can watch an entire movie in under five minutes
NEW RECORD
@@XisoMaster why is the whole first freaking part of the song on screen?
Me who puts the video on 2x speed: *Pathetic* >:3
Love how you couldn't resist playing the "Somebody once told me" before reverting to the current speed
no its some. BOdy once told me get it right
U notices that too
That's because he took no steps before that point
@@drantigon no fam they meant at 9:10 💀💀💀
Somebody🎶 then a massive red dragon lands
0:30 subtitles
Now we all found out how the voice lines in Sims are created.
Haha comety!
Or animal Crossing
My sim:hargedaroy
Other sim:hargedaroy dim has foj!
hello mr. shrek
th-cam.com/channels/MMtdb0Bxe-nCic-3S9JtBQ.html
“(fast rapping)”
*top 10 rappers eminem was to scared to diss*
The Carrot Sardine the thing is he shouldn’t diss anyone cuz he sucks
Shrinem
Shrek raps faster than Twista at this point.
If you put it on captions it says fast rapping
number 1: donkey
Well, I'll say this much: This is the first time I've sat through the entirety of Shrek's credits.
Btw look at how old this piece of art is
really? it's my favorite part
@@mooshmoosh_ It... is?
@@zephyrurchin4763 yes i also barely watch the rest????
I agree
9:10 he trolled us💀
some- BODY ONCE TOLD ME-
Man, the movie speeds up REAL FAST after shreck meets donkey.
It's because donkeys performance really MOVES him.
Edit: 1k likes? You people have no taste.
@@girraduck that's a good one well done 😭😭
Think how fast this would have gone by if it were Forrest Gump.
*shreck*
I saw this comment exactly when they start talking
"So, Tell me what's your biggest achievement."
Me: "I watched a whole movie within the span of 9 minutes and 34 seconds."
*Yesn't*
Lol
Watches in 2x speed
@@izad524 dame
*Same
5:29 I love how clear the “of course!” is in all of the beeps of fast speed lol
𝗜𝗸𝗿
And the: *OK*
The of course sound like stewie
I came looking for this comment lol glad im not the only one who noticed
😭
"sir, you have approximately 10 minutes to live, what's your final wish?"
Me: "I want to watch Shrek"
"Excuse me? Thats too long..."
Me: "Nah don't worry, i know what I'm doing"
I love how the whole video can be perfectly split down the middle, where the first half is before Shrek meets Donkey, and then after
Donkey is his physical instructor lol
5:02
Guess you could say donkey really put his ass in gear lol
You realize they didn't have Shrek walking a lot because it's a lot of work for the animators.
He takes a LOT fewer steps than I ever imagined, really...
Same i expected a lot more
4:39
Sorry. Ill tell him to try harder
Probably because CGI was hard to animate walking back in 2001
like your average Ogre-American?
Somebody had to edit this. Somebody had to watch every time Shrek took a step on frame, cut it, wait till he took another step, cut it, increase the time in between, and repeat that hundreds of times. And they aren’t even being paid.
This is commitment. This is passion.
31million views is pretty good and it's a lot of videos could definitely add up
Actually if you get 1 million views in one month it's 7000 dollars if that's multiplied by 30 times
@@JustKet69 7k ??? LMAO
Thats not how it works lol. Ya get max 1.400. The more Adds u add the more u get.
@@MakeItWork256 everyone on Reddit and TH-cam knows I'm dumb
On top of that, I wonder if there were situations where they contemplated whether a step should count even though it wasn’t shown
7:30 Only just realizing that that's the same windmill near the end of the movie. And given how they are crossing straight through the farmland, they might be beelining straight to the castle and back. Shrek is an effective guy.
Shrek but every time he takes a step it gets 5% faster
40 million people: clicc
Uhm, yeh? Thats literally just you saying the video
thicc clicc
@@nazfx2648 yeah try commenting it under another video! (which is kinda funny and dumb too like this one) and watch the likes rise haha. This is a pretty unoriginal comment tbh
ikr, I saw it, accidently clicked something else, so I had to search it XD
Actually, as of 29.2.20, at 9:22 EST, it is 24.000.598 Cliccs
even at a crazy speed donkey still sounds somewhat normal when he speaks. what a character
th-cam.com/video/7-th2W3TXNo/w-d-xo.html 🔥🔥
7:52
Ehm not really
Talking faster than light is an absolutely normal thing for Eddy Murphy
Earlier in this video, yes.
27 million people: that's why we connected the internet
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@@redcoldriver21 Саламалейкум, на работу пора
I shouldn't be asking this and I'm sorry. But can someone translate what's going on lol... Sorry for being nosey
@@woah4116 уже 27..
Huh
The fact that the intro takes nearly a third of this video's runtime is wild
Just to clarify this man watch the entire shrek movie while counting shreks steps now that commitment
and to split the video at every point where he does and run the calculation for 5 percent each time
nah that would be illogical he probably had used coding or had some software to do it for him
@@madebybeev3940 “used coding” lol
@@ShadowCube264 lol x2
@@madebybeev3940 i watched the entire movie and counted every step
When you only have ten minutes to live but you want to watch Shrek
BD
@@markothewolf3380 what does that mean?
Crowley and his 'Friend' I think it a laughing face
Alex Perez yea
It’s an 😎 face
I love how it's completely manageable until Shrek actually starts proper trekking as Donkey pesters him. It just descends into madness from there.
1.5k likes and no replies? Lemme fix that
1.6k likes and one reply? Lemme fix that
1.6 likes and 2 replies? lemme fix that@@AmoGus-s7z
1.7k likes and two replies? Lemme fix that
1.8k likes and three replies? Lemme fix that
you know you`ve watched shrek too much, when even at 100x you can understand every single scene
What i find the funniest is that not even with such speed, movie credits are still painfully long
Just like any other credits
Nah the guardians of the galaxy game had long ass credits
@@LilGogito sheesh, we got ass credits now too?
Where are we going next?
@@LilGogitoand harry potter credits
spiderman credits too
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the how this legend stopped fast forwarding at 9:10 just to play All Star for one second.
1st comment
@@vergil9303 I legit didn't even know that this comment had 257 likes until you replied lol
lol
now 386 likes
that shit had me dead😭😭
He's so powerful he alters the fabric of time with every step.
Legend has it he still molds time
Top ten characters that can defeat Thanos with 1% of their power.
richard watterson vs shrek battle of the century???
@@zikwboi7152 shaggy
Time Acceleration
6:19 he takes 3 steps and it doesn't speed up
How the fuck
When you want to watch Shrek again, but only have 10 minutes to spare.
LOL
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣.
Ikr?!?
Fr
Literally me😂
This makes you realize how much time shrek spends arguing with people 😂
Lol
hmm i`m the 666th like 😏
@@noswear2346 so u ded
@@dervolldrosten6320 hell yeah boiii been waitin on this for 24 years
WOHOOOOO
I thought you were Gordon Ramsey for a second just wanted to say that
Shrek is portrayed as someone who’s super lonely who finally found true love, but he was genuinely happy with the way he lived. If the events of Shrek had never happened, he’d probably still lead a pretty fulfilling life by his standards.
I think he didn’t realize that there could be more to life than being scary though, so his desires changed after he met Fiona
Have you not watched Shrek Forever After?
@@kaononymous that movie doesn’t explain what happened to lord Farquaad nor the fairy godmother; and had Shrek’s swamp not been crowded, and thus Shrek not rescued Fiona, it’s unlikely Rumpel would have wanted to mass murder ogres. So probably he’d be fine.
Actually, he'd probably had a better life. He's not the right person for Fiona.
It’s nice that Shrek’s hard working and “selfish” attitude allowed him, in the end, to have a pretty stable and secure home he could open up to everyone.
I never realized how little we physically see him take a step😂💀
*Ñ*
*Ñ*
Ñ
NnŇňŅņŃńÑñ
@@TylerTMG what’s up with all the Ñs
7:11 This part just looks like a scene in a movie where a character is remembering all the stuff he did when he got drunk
True 😂
lmao that's accurate XD
Reminds me of "The Hangover" lol
Exactly
Lmao
I love that the subtitles go from the actual words to just (fast rapping) after donkey shows up
You know it's a genuinely great movie when you can see the character development and plot progression while sped up by 500%
Thanks
Lmao fr
@@shrekshrek chat is this real?
@@epiclyepicguy He is 🎂
Shrek's life speeds up so much as soon as he meets donkey... just like in the movie
Lol
subtitles: ( * _f a s t r a p p i n g_ * )
😂
*I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!* Lol🤣
LMAOO
XD
Xander Acevedo 4:50
2:00 erm akshually
I love how the first 7 minutes of the movie take up half of the video
I was starting to wonder how they were going to fit the rest of the movie into nine minutes, and then it just took off.
You mean the first 7 minutes of the video take up half of the movie
@@Jeb_fry No the first 7 minutes of the movie take up half of the youtube video, you say it in that order because if you say the first 7 minutes of the video take up half the movie it sounds like the video is in the movie and not the movie is in the video.
@@SteveBlais5791made in heaven.
The first 9:34 minutes of the video take up the entire movie
6:13 Shrek: "shwablblaktpoajgkowbfoahfovubw"
Everoyne: *applause*
That is an actual demonstration of the power of fast shrekking. who wouldn't applause?
love him or hate him, he is spitting fax. deal with it
Eminem
@@cyberghost00 ikr captions say fast rapping
Profound words!
It’s surprising how much of this movie is just characters talking and switching scenes
Oli- o that is in fact most movies 💀💀💀
Oli- o the plot was great but there wasn’t really much of a climax at the end. Shrek 1 was a simple yet wonderful movie.
thats how a movie works? 😂
I love how the subtitles just say (fast rapping) and (faster rapping)
Mum "We're leaving in ten minutes."
Me "let me just watch Shrek real quick”
In 2x speed it’s just 4:03 minutes
@@the-rogamer7955 Yes, that is how math works.
Shrek
@@RickW_77 shrek
Shrek.
When you realize you’ve just watched an entire movie in under 10 minutes
SensFan29 watch in x2 speed
Holy shit I didn’t realize how many likes this got
:O
@@fame_cylo5707 I did
Am the 666th Like! :D
Anyone else surprised at how watchable this movie still is even at 400-500% speed?
So watchable it feels illegal
@@Pandabearisloved1621. piracy 4 life
It's a masterpiece. But of course not because of the animation or whatsoever. The work on the plot and the character development was greatly done.
This is actually about 1,000% speed!
U can’t watch it
Lol
First half of the video: **LONGEST SUBTITLES EVER**
Second half of the video: (fast rapping)
Eminem: I’m the best rapper of all time
Shrek: So you have chosen....death?
Remove the ? To make it better
No he has chosen whats on bis sweater all ready
and thats mom's spaghetti
I got you to 600 no problem
Maybe fastest
The guy who made the subtitles: No need to thank me
(fast rapping)
(Faster rapping)
Why the hell dis you watch this? lmao
Jesus thank you for those likes..
Personal record
rifty army
I like how he played the Dragon landing in normal speed.
timestamp?
edit: found it : 9:11
I'm not gonna lie, I kept watching just because I was waiting for that.
I laughed so hard lol
Gotta nail that intro
@Id10t *flashbacks*
I've never watched Shrek and this is a good impression
This sounds like people talking in Animal crossing
xD
Ikr
Yes
𝘠𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘠𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘻𝘦
Yeah
The fact that you can still understand the plot even at this speed really shows how great shrek is
That or we've seen it so many times before
How exactly does being able to understand something at fast speeds mean it's good?
@@jaygged6472 how does understand somthing going at fast speeds make it not good?
@@sparkyentertainmentstudios2380 I never said that
@@jaygged6472 i awnsered your question with a question of my own never said you said that
This trailer spoils every part of the movie.
Lmao
This is the longest trailer ever.
Lol
@@anikahdunn4551 yeh 9 minutes
It’s not a trailer
4:24 Facebook logo
NOW That's how you upload an entire movie on TH-cam without getting banned for copyright!
adolf hitler on a roastbob savage pante lol
The puré DVD ;v/
Like your channel name 😂😂😂
Editing this would of been a bitch
Lol
Everything’s a blur after that scene where Shrek walks with the donkey in the woods
@Munif A. You haven't watched it enough time then
Just turn it to 0.25 speed
When you start: this is normal
When its almost done: i cant hear you
When its done: i cant even read
I mean have you tried slowing it down
0:08
Mé watching in x2 speed that is a HUGE understatemant
Next time: "Shrek getting 5% slower every time he took a step" getting old meanwhile.
That would be long video fr
Just realize the fact that you just watched a whole movie in 9 minutes
I watched it a quarter speed, so joke's on you
It's called a short
That should break a whole record of shortest 2 hour movie without skipping
Shrek speed run any% no cheats
What-
Nobody:
Sims when you press the speed up button:
Ikr-
Hearts of Iron IV when you push the last time setting
Lol
made your comment 666
LMAO
My favorite part was where donkey teleported and said “shridnrisjrkaodbsdabdiajnfhi”
Just goes to show how much effort was put into this movie doesn’t it?
Yeah, especially when he said “shinakkjabkallaboolalalldjueusj” Really inspiring
@@deletedaccount4093 and when he said “shsbfeuebjsiwkheieiowhegwyiwjwkljhfk.”
@@bronchitisgaming7790 Oh and then when he said "sjeyaaheusjwhssyajijehsyajiwhdkoanz."
@@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername yeah that was epic.
I love the part when shrek said "joeauffsjfnhdgklla"
That's a clear showcase of what compound interest and exponential growth look like
Like what the US debt will end up being?
@invictus2336 yes, but this debt will not hurt the USA as long as marginal profits are higher than marginal liabilities (in other words if servicing the debt doesn't get more expensive, USA can take an indefinite amount of loans profiting greatly from that)
I am trying not to blink so I don't miss half of the movie
Damn brah same 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂
This is a gift to humanity
hago
Correct
Damn same xD
My mom: "What are you watching?"
Me: "Shrek, it's almost over."
Mom: But Shrek still hasn't met Donkey.
Alvaro Rey me: well See shrek got donkey and ate him
5:03 shrek: "why are you following me"
donkey: "cause im alone...besideme-bachabomebanome-berideme"
(what i heard)
Me too
Yo tu
I laughed rly hard at this for some reason
We mm2j e
Same
If the original Shrek movie is X long and this version is Y long and it’s sped up 5% every time he steps; how many steps did Shrek take in the whole movie.
No cap.. I feel like I actually watched the whole movie not sped up, I know the entire script so well from watching it I caught all the jokes and everything
I have achieved maximum shrekocity
The same, I downloaded this so watch it everyti if I want to watch shrek
@@bex8306 that’s an epic
Same
You have achieved transcendence and apotheosis and, I, for once welcome our new god
Put speed on 0.75x for free movie
Nobody:
The person who wrote the subtitles: *( F a s t R a p p i n g )*
It says yoooooo in Hebrew
Top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss.
Well yes, but actually no.
Jeah i see it too lol
I read that as FAST RAPEING
when donkey said “debajakskdsgsywgwfqystxtafqgs”
i really felt that 😔
spill the tea for real me too
Same bro that hit me in my feelins bro
I am so relating to this 😔
So sad 😔
i cried
This is the first time I have watched the whole credits.
I love the fact that even though it's been sped up so much, the credits of the movie at the end still take 9 whole seconds to play.
So many souls at DreamWorks sent to toil away at the Shrek Gulag. 😭 💔
@@doefarris2189 rip
When in reality the credits take 9 whole minutes.
It’s times like these that a wonder to myself, why did I just sit through a 10 minute video of the movie shrek at 2000% speed?
I watched it at 2x play speed cause I only had 5 mins.
@@adamsmith784 Oh yeah, this is big brain time.
I had all night so I slowed it down as it sped up .25 look close to a normal movie
According to my calculations, 20.61% of this video is Allstar by Smash Mouth.
DUUHHHHHHHH STUPIDDD
Haha truee
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Wasn’t shrek already?
Bro the subtitles say “(fast rapping)” 😂
The best part about this is that we get to hear All Star relatively in tact.
It was actually pretty jumpy near the end
666 likes? Ain't gonna ruin it yet.
you could actually see the emotion when shrek was like, "alwfblhbfjkuihkjeyc" and donkey was like, "jhvef.bfalhwbrfn;ur;" but you could actually tell when shrek said, "Get outta my swamp"
Omg yesh how does this not have more likes
I dont want to ruin the likes sorry
@@Coutou._. lmao thanks
Thats cuz it wasnt yhat fast yhen
@@rimaabdullatif187wow your so smart you should get an award
The fact that I’ve seen this movie 28 times and that I can understand everything that’s happening and when it’s happening makes this so much better
Those are rookie numbers
I like how you counted every time u watched Shrek
@@Cloud.1K lol
29 now
Only 28 times?
the scene with the wanted poster at 2:48 had me on the edge of my seat ngl
4:56 the subtitles gave up and now it just says “fast rapping”
9:10 - “SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THA-”
9:13 - (faster rapping)
9:33 - “Why the hell did you watch this? lmao”
whoever wrote them put in brackets "surprised i was able to hear all that" just before it changed to fast rapping
Legends slow down the speed to watch the actual movie.
Thx good idea!!
...I tried slowing it down...
I ‘ m s c a r e d .
It just goes bzbzbzbzbzbvvbvbvbvbvbv vbbvbvbzbzbzvbzvb
I leave it just like it is, now i fell the world quite slow. Damn!
Me 😂🤣🤣
6:59 the fact the performance was so rushed and ended so quickly killed me for some reason, the picture being printed out at the end wrapped that scene perfectly. Like why can I see that rushed performance be an actual thing in the movie
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It was like 2 seconds
Now I need a video of the entire Shrek movie, where everything is perfectly normal except this scene being at that speed. I would actually pay money just for that. XD
@Kaylerr I didn't say it would have to be on TH-cam. I mean like a DVD or something.
Lol me too
The subtitles break down about half way through and just start saying (fast rapping) lmao😂
The end few minutes of this is what I imagine it’s like to have your life flash before your eues
so for some unexplainable reason millions of people have all been recommended AND WATCHED a 9 minute un-understandable version of Shrek. i’m not complaining.
I watched it then in 2x speed lol
i dont know what youre talking about, i understood all of it, this hit me in my childhood xD
31 million
I understood everything. 😂
Jokes on you, I understood everything.
Nobody:
Subtitles: (fast rapping) S O M E B O D Y O N C E T O L D M E T H E W O - (faster rapping)
Lol
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@@noname3485 yeah its very similar to my comment
@@TheDogeSlayer wich one? Xd