Shrek but every time he takes a STEP it gets 5% faster
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- Shrek but every time he takes a STEP it gets 5% faster
Disclaimer: I only counted the steps where you can physically see Shrek's feet touch the ground. Otherwise, I would have to assume exactly when he is taking a step which would have taken me 10x longer
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Step 1: Download video
Step 2: Slow the video down by 5% every time Shrek takes a step
Step 3: Profit
Stonks
Eeeegsactly
Actually, you would have to slow it down by approximately 4.7619% every time Shrek takes a step.
A similar example would be increasing the price of a $100 product by 50%. That would make it cost $150, but in order to return to the original cost you would need to decrease the new price by 33.3333%.
@@AgentOttsel ha
@@AgentOttsel Yeah, you're right cuz that's how percentages work. I forgot about that.
26 million people thought this was interesting
It was
put in 2x playback speed
Ok I’m only not liking because you’re at 420 likes. Count me as another like tho
We need to know the truth normies will never know the truth because this is shrek
999 likes lolololol
And it’s still counting bro. It’s just too interesting.
You know it's a genuinely great movie when you can see the character development and plot progression while sped up by 500%
Thanks
Lmao fr
@@shrekshrek chat is this real?
@@epiclyepicguy He is 🎂
There’s 3 levels
Before shrek walks with donkey: manageable
After shrek walks with donkey: no longer manageable but visually understandable
After volcano bridge scene: utter and absolute chaos
If you slow down the video speed half the movie is watchable
at the volcano scene they just said “djwisodokdsdkslqpewokfdkdkkwwokwjdmcmdkwoqpqowskdjdkdkkdowoqpqpwpwkdmcmcdkwkwowowosksmdkskekeke”
@@QuartetGhostwell now I need to watch it with 2x speed
There is utter chaos kinda, but then there is an easter egg at 9:10
Stage 4: SOMEBODY
We all just watched the entirety of “Shrek” in less than 10 minutes.
And the first 5 minutes were just the intro of the movie
@Humantorsaurus Rex i did that then I watched again at 2x speed 🤣
the entirety of the bible*
JJtheLion haha yeah
Scout I can’t say I’m disappointed
I’m pretty sure 50% of this is just Shrek passive aggressively power walking away from donkey...
that be true tho....
I agree
That’s a hella lot of steps...
Chris Cat It’s been a long time since I’ve seen him
Well all stars is 19.3’37979094076655052264808362369’%
Everyone: fast talking
Captions: fast rapping
*one "p"
Correction failed successfully
@@user-lp9ez4um7w Fast what? kkkkkkkkkkk
@@user-lp9ez4um7w OMFG 🫢
[Music] over and over again
6:58
Donkey : pulls a lever
The puppets : sings the language of gods
Eminem: I’m the best rapper of all time
Shrek: So you have chosen....death?
Remove the ? To make it better
No he has chosen whats on bis sweater all ready
and thats mom's spaghetti
I got you to 600 no problem
Maybe fastest
Conclusion: Shrek walks a lot more than I realized in this movie.
This movie is godly it shows the love between friends lovers and enemy’s with animation and comedy a well known good combination to make a perfect movie and the jokes are so could that I laughed through the hole movie I couldn’t breath for eighty five minutes and after the movie I was paralyzed for twenty minutes now I thought all of this was the movie but turns out that same night I had a can of beer that had meth weed crystals inpheramine ketamine pain killers tiny doses of poison from dart frogs and I also drank some gas and then I had some oil then last but not least I had tranquilizer darts every fifteen minutes oh and pcp/angel dust with some coke cigars and now finally cigarettes but besides all of that this is a good movie
I was laughing my dumb White 13 year old 0.2 GPA ass off while writing the other comment
@@HaloofWar35276 thats what she said
@@xkaspergaming5668 thats what she said
@@cat.mp3 lies
I love how youtube recommends me this after 6 years
Indeed
Yeah@@JuggR
Same
Same here lol
@@Firewolf_alpha lobo pidão auuuu
when you have a test and you are trying to summarise something but time starts running out:
Wasn't all that noticeable at first.
Then Donkey.
yo your pfp is pretty cool
Ariba
True
Imagine this in a Lord of the Rings addition
@@tazzydevil6638 that would be chaos
6:21 at 0.25x sounds like a conversation with two people with the worst mics ever conserved
5:07
Shrek: *Clear and hearable* Why are you following me??
Donkey: *Starts speaking japanese outta nowhere*
“ what’s your special talent?”
“ i can watch the entire shrek movie in under 10 minutes.”
0:29 On subtitles
I can watch an entire movie in under five minutes
NEW RECORD
@@XisoMaster why is the whole first freaking part of the song on screen?
Me who puts the video on 2x speed: *Pathetic* >:3
6:50 - I love how, despite being set in medieval times, the carriages are in a paved parking lot with curbs! These subtle details are strangely hilarious!
Plus, the turnstile at 6:55.
Real sublte detail huh (the whole concept of shrek movies is about that lmao)
It’s 2024 and this is still getting recommended to me, with over 40 million views, what a masterpiece.
“Hey mom, can we watch Shrek?”
“No honey, it’s past your bedtime.”
“But it’ll be quick!”
*This*
lol
I’m the 666 like >:)
@DeathLightPL That's 4.775 minutes.
@DeathLightPL a
oh, original, unlike 'mom 1 more vid' '10 hrs vid'
27 million people: that's why we connected the internet
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@@redcoldriver21 Саламалейкум, на работу пора
I shouldn't be asking this and I'm sorry. But can someone translate what's going on lol... Sorry for being nosey
@@woah4116 уже 27..
Huh
You know the yt recommendation system is broken when this comes up in your home page 💀
It's pretty impressive that this video survived for 6 years because I thought TH-cam is going to copyright it
When you want to watch Shrek again, but only have 10 minutes to spare.
LOL
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣.
Ikr?!?
Fr
Literally me😂
This trailer spoils every part of the movie.
Lmao
This is the longest trailer ever.
Lol
@@anikahdunn4551 yeh 9 minutes
It’s not a trailer
I like how it's kind of restrained until Shrek and Donkey meet and it goes off the rails, and starts to turn into a sorting algorithm
It's crazy that watching this video just makes me remember watching this movie in full, word for word, but at the same speed as this video is going. I'll remember entire scenes in fractions of a second, and it's insane.
You know you’ve seen Shrek too many times when you can fully understand the plot and character development at this speed
N E V E R I N M Y L I F E H A V E I W A T C H E D S H R E K
I am
I watched Shrek with my family more than 24367224563235577 times
It’s like a tradition
Never too many times
@Alfie Chivers Oh yeah.. @Sparky Entertainment Studios did. I didn’t see that sorry
I felt like Flash
Nobody:
The person who wrote the subtitles: *( F a s t R a p p i n g )*
It says yoooooo in Hebrew
Top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss.
Well yes, but actually no.
Jeah i see it too lol
I read that as FAST RAPEING
"kdoasa maoong kruauda mussaaakiii"
-donkey
5:07
I swear this movie has been altered in every way possible
It's fascinating how they were speaking English in the beginning, Spanish in the middle, and Alien through the end.
Yeah it sounds like it
yep
The subtitles say they are fast rapping
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@taimrivera5956 so does that mean the entire Shrek movie is a rap because if so (Shrek theme intensifies)
When you realize he hardly steps at the start of the movie
That's what I was thinking lol
Bruh as a kid i thought that made a earthquake
Egg I am your 666th like
Wait a second....i saw you in another video before °-°
He has a midevil hover board
I love how the credits took up like more then 10 seconds
Nobody:
Sims when you press the speed up button:
Ikr-
Hearts of Iron IV when you push the last time setting
Lol
made your comment 666
LMAO
Just watch shrek walk over to something and he’ll do a little dance
Bro its at 1000% speed and then the S O M E B O D Y O N C E T O L D M E
they managed to cut an almost 2 hour movie into less than 10 minutes, AND didn’t get copyrighted. THIS is talent.
Ikr
No copyright because the video start at 5 speed when shrek come out of toilets
The pitch was higher and it's faster so it doesn't sound or look exactly like the original, so no copyright. Most pirated movie copies have bad audio on purpose.
666 likes
Oh gosh YES
when your mom says 10 more minutes but you want to watch a movie
Yep
My mum said only 5 minutes.....this is bull😭
@@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart watch it in 2x speed
@@justchillinghereimnicole7394 facts true facts
Let's goooooo im the 1000th like
POV: you started skipping the dialouge halfway through the game
I forgot how perfectly Eddie Murphy embodied Donkey.
And I forgot how gangsta Shrek was.
This makes you realize how much time shrek spends arguing with people 😂
Lol
hmm i`m the 666th like 😏
@@noswear2346 so u ded
@@dervolldrosten6320 hell yeah boiii been waitin on this for 24 years
WOHOOOOO
I thought you were Gordon Ramsey for a second just wanted to say that
6:13 Shrek: "shwablblaktpoajgkowbfoahfovubw"
Everoyne: *applause*
That is an actual demonstration of the power of fast shrekking. who wouldn't applause?
love him or hate him, he is spitting fax. deal with it
Eminem
@@cyberghost00 ikr captions say fast rapping
Profound words!
this is actually how I watch it in my mind... like, if I were to "rewatch" the movie in my head, it would look like this
Me too!
"i can fly!" "he can fly!" "thats right folk, im a flying talking donkey!" got me so cracked up💀💀
bro read your comment agian i think you messed up
"So, Tell me what's your biggest achievement."
Me: "I watched a whole movie within the span of 9 minutes and 34 seconds."
*Yesn't*
Lol
Watches in 2x speed
@@izad524 dame
*Same
Somebody had to edit this. Somebody had to watch every time Shrek took a step on frame, cut it, wait till he took another step, cut it, increase the time in between, and repeat that hundreds of times. And they aren’t even being paid.
This is commitment. This is passion.
31million views is pretty good and it's a lot of videos could definitely add up
Actually if you get 1 million views in one month it's 7000 dollars if that's multiplied by 30 times
@@RavenTeamGyatt45 7k ??? LMAO
Thats not how it works lol. Ya get max 1.400. The more Adds u add the more u get.
@@MakeItWork256 everyone on Reddit and TH-cam knows I'm dumb
On top of that, I wonder if there were situations where they contemplated whether a step should count even though it wasn’t shown
shrek in 9 minutes is crazy
It automatically glitches and started playing in 2x speed I love that
When you realize you’ve just watched an entire movie in under 10 minutes
SensFan29 watch in x2 speed
Holy shit I didn’t realize how many likes this got
:O
@@fame_cylo5707 I did
Am the 666th Like! :D
you know this escalates quickly when we're halfway through the video and he's only just met Donkey
😅
The beauty of exponential growth
This is what we call a snowball effect
That'd percentages for you. They only work according to the size of the number they're being multiplied with
He really does step a lot near the half end
Bro gave us the entire movie 💀💀
This is one way to watch Shrek for the first time
"Did u see shrek?"
"Yesn't"
“What was your favorite part?”
“When they said ‘fvjcjgcjgcufcdfhxsdgxfhgcjhvhbbvvjcfcgvvgdthdfhu’”
@LegendaryDoge outstanding job, ur contribution to society will be honoured
4th reply on a comment with 1K likes
Well, I actually watched it...like 50 times or something
But I don't wanna ruin the joke, so I'll shut up
Viet Ngo they’re speaking the language of the Sim’s
“(fast rapping)”
*top 10 rappers eminem was to scared to diss*
The Carrot Sardine the thing is he shouldn’t diss anyone cuz he sucks
Dreamworks in the background:
Mmmm here it already smells like demand
Bro, this is basically a free movie and OF COURSE IM GONNA WATCH THIS VIDEO
Just realize the fact that you just watched a whole movie in 9 minutes
I watched it a quarter speed, so joke's on you
It's called a short
That should break a whole record of shortest 2 hour movie without skipping
Shrek speed run any% no cheats
What-
subtitles: ( * _f a s t r a p p i n g_ * )
😂
*I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!* Lol🤣
LMAOO
XD
Xander Acevedo 4:50
Shrek gave me nothing but pure nostalgia, adventure, happiness and laughter, hunger, and well hope. I the franchise😢and it's gonna hurt even more to see it end.😭
ME WHEN IM SKIPPING PARTS IN THE VCR BUT I ACCIDENTALLY GO TOO FAR
He takes a LOT fewer steps than I ever imagined, really...
Same i expected a lot more
4:39
Sorry. Ill tell him to try harder
Probably because CGI was hard to animate walking back in 2001
like your average Ogre-American?
As soon as donkey shows up this movie descends into madness
no it acends into greatness
It always has
Its just gibberish at that point
Yea and this edit doesnt help that
The loss rate from the compression makes it utterly uninteligable. If you slow it down at certain points no words are being said, and when you do hear words: it is infact a halucination.
wow i love the character development! such a heartwarming video!
Those 10 mins were amazing!
Just to clarify this man watch the entire shrek movie while counting shreks steps now that commitment
and to split the video at every point where he does and run the calculation for 5 percent each time
nah that would be illogical he probably had used coding or had some software to do it for him
@@madebybeev3940 “used coding” lol
@@ShadowCube264 lol x2
@@madebybeev3940 i watched the entire movie and counted every step
I HONESTLY DIDNT THINK IT WOULD BE THE WHOLE MOVIE I AM IMPRESSED
Wondering if I slow this down I can watch the whole movie and understand it🤔
I’m high and this makes it seems like your watching it
Same
@@bigbabyloas9189 it sounds like robots
Yea me to
i got lost just enjoying almost regular shrek for a second
I got recommended this on Easter today LOL
Now we all found out how the voice lines in Sims are created.
Haha comety!
Or animal Crossing
My sim:hargedaroy
Other sim:hargedaroy dim has foj!
hello mr. shrek
th-cam.com/channels/MMtdb0Bxe-nCic-3S9JtBQ.html
The guy who made the subtitles: No need to thank me
(fast rapping)
(Faster rapping)
Why the hell dis you watch this? lmao
Jesus thank you for those likes..
Personal record
rifty army
I praise people for the hard work put in videos like these
Amazing subtitles, I would be lost without them!
Remember the part where he said “whdjijdisosuhdoaiahdisi”? It was so deep
You stole one of the top comments and worded it slightly different. What are you, Epic Games?
You mean when he was rapping fast
@@jmackpa30 a
is this a r/quityourbullshit momento
ayaya
My favorite part
Somehow I could still make out the "What are you doing in my swamp!?"
Mum "We're leaving in ten minutes."
Me "let me just watch Shrek real quick”
In 2x speed it’s just 4:03 minutes
@@the-rogamer7955 Yes, that is how math works.
Shrek
@@Wrecker_1 shrek
Shrek.
Incrível como eu entendi tudo, pois as falas ja estão na minha cabeça kakakaka
uh, si?
@@ronno7660the ignorance is unprecedented
@@DiggyPT Ah, Si!
@@ronno7660 é português seu filho da puta
@ronno7660 it's Portuguese, if I'm not mistaken and not Spanish, so it's "sim" not "si"
I was watching this at night, on full brightness. My room looked like a disco party since the screen flashed so much.
My mom: "What are you watching?"
Me: "Shrek, it's almost over."
Mom: But Shrek still hasn't met Donkey.
Alvaro Rey me: well See shrek got donkey and ate him
Man, the movie speeds up REAL FAST after shreck meets donkey.
It's because donkeys performance really MOVES him.
Edit: 1k likes? You people have no taste.
@@girraduck that's a good one well done 😭😭
Think how fast this would have gone by if it were Forrest Gump.
*shreck*
I saw this comment exactly when they start talking
lol i love the sped up, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!
the amount of respect i have for you putting in captions..
I never realized how little we physically see him take a step😂💀
*Ñ*
*Ñ*
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NnŇňŅņŃńÑñ
@@TylerTMG what’s up with all the Ñs
when donkey said “debajakskdsgsywgwfqystxtafqgs”
i really felt that 😔
spill the tea for real me too
Same bro that hit me in my feelins bro
I am so relating to this 😔
So sad 😔
i cried
How can someone keep up, its too slow , make it FASTER 😈
that was a great rewatch of shrek
This sounds like people talking in Animal crossing
xD
Ikr
Yes
𝘠𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘠𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘻𝘦
Yeah
People in 1950: i imagine how technology is gonna be like in 70 years!
*technology in 70 years:*
**ppl wtching shrek fast**
Y E S
This video was made in 2017, not 2020, so your joke makes no sense
Mason2ou Markud ok sorry genius, then make that, in 67 years*
You understand that you did math for this comment right?
I love how it felt the same as watching shrek just a little missing from the conversation
When it was going rlly fast at the beginning of the wedding then the dragon landed and it went back to normal speed and said SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
Now do "shrek but every frame shrek is on scene, it gets 50% faster"
NinjaPuppy that’s gone last 1 damn second😭
Nice profile picture
So a 2 second long video then?
@@beverleythomas8146 Name of my sextape
Ye
What i find the funniest is that not even with such speed, movie credits are still painfully long
Just like any other credits
Nah the guardians of the galaxy game had long ass credits
@@Clem_Crawford sheesh, we got ass credits now too?
Where are we going next?
@@Clem_Crawfordand harry potter credits
spiderman credits too
I spent 10 minutes of my life to see this... it was worth every second
fantastic 😂
Simon Krätschmer and Kino+ brought me here
❤
No cap.. I feel like I actually watched the whole movie not sped up, I know the entire script so well from watching it I caught all the jokes and everything
I have achieved maximum shrekocity
The same, I downloaded this so watch it everyti if I want to watch shrek
@@bex8306 that’s an epic
Same
You have achieved transcendence and apotheosis and, I, for once welcome our new god
Put speed on 0.75x for free movie
He's so powerful he alters the fabric of time with every step.
Legend has it he still molds time
Top ten characters that can defeat Thanos with 1% of their power.
richard watterson vs shrek battle of the century???
@@zikwboi7152 shaggy
Time Acceleration
How the heck did I just watch Shrek in a literal ten minutes
some good variety from wathcing shrecksophone all day
Well, I'll say this much: This is the first time I've sat through the entirety of Shrek's credits.
Btw look at how old this piece of art is
really? it's my favorite part
@@mooshmoosh_ It... is?
@@zephyrurchin4763 yes i also barely watch the rest????
I agree
Doctor: Sir, you have 10 minutes left to live.
Me: * GRABS PHONE *
“SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME ...”
RonnieReflex 26seconds?
Raise_Glyphs the 26 seconds are for grabbing and unlocking the phone, opening TH-cam, and searching up this video. OP used this meme correctly.
Somebody once told me that the world was macaroni so I took a bite out of a tree. Then the whole world was noodles and everyone was poodles and someone said to meeeeee... I love to make bubbles in the tubby tub tub ilove to make bubbles in the tubby tub tub I love to make bubbles in the tubby tub tub. So i slapped him in the face cause he was dumb and i took a bath and made a bubble in the tub. And the bubble came up and it said to meeeeeee... A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM LAST NIGHT and it said and it said... ... someone once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bite out of a tree Etc Etc
RonnieReflex not funny didn’t laugh
The Fuck You Never Give and also getting an ad
That escalated quickly.
Time flies when you're watching shrek