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- "But idusp, u hav to admit it is pratty cool pan, it has lazer engraffing an also u don know how i lif my life. Well said. Thanks for watching, Sweet babies. I adore you
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A pen that can write upside down is only useful on a space shuttle, the last place you want to have a window punch.
+Ryan E This is actually the most amazing thing I've read today.
hahahahahaha, legitimate comment of the year potential right here.
Fuckin hilarious!!!
regular pencils also work upside down
+Hermeez The "lack of gravity" would effect your writing (with a pen)
> Be on ISS
>need to fill out tax return
>whip out tactical pen
>pressurised ink chamber explodes
>propels window spike through observation glass
>sucked into the vacuum of space
>use aircraft aluminium to safely descend back to earth
>land in the amazon
>tax return gets wet
>pen still writes
>thank you statgear
KaPOW I won’t like to keep this at 69 likes
TinyGaming // tinydemonic get butted on
Woah technology
But the ink chamber exploded
@@kilroy5166 and it still writes, that's how good the pen is
this pen is perfect if youre stuck at your dead end job on the 40th floor. Great for filling out your paperwork, and at the end of the day you can break the window and end your miserable life
M Ahearn You can also complete some work on the way down........
HA COMADY
😆
My office. Building is only one story.. so..I cant.. maybe if i land.. a certain way? Any suggestions?
@@settonblack7889 yeah if you land on your neck you can break the damn thing
"Personalized tactical pen" sounds to me like a flashlight, hidden knife, compass, sos signal, tracker, etc.
But really? JUST a window breaker and pressurized ink?
DanQZ Don't forget the secret mic
I forgot where i heard the term tactical trousers :)
dont forget nuclear launch codes
and it has to have a ad with Anthony Sullivan
Fancy seeing you here...
I have a tactical Fleshlight with a built in Paper shredder. I am also working on a flaming vibrator.
ouch
+Chris Schick I can imagine sleeping and then hearing someone screaming "WRONG HOLE!"
"
+Dark Poet wow just no
+Dark Poet Why did I read that in Peter Griffin's voice?
+Jk Pranks and more you ar a fetus get off of youtube
Eating pickles, peaches, and chicken in the sewers. You do deserve it, iDubbbz, treat yourself. Buy the pen
TH-cams treating him... Hes kinda rich cuz he ate peaches and pickles in sewers (among other things off course).
@@jdwohlever when he wrote the comment that video didn't exist
I got a compass with a tactical bong on it. now I can get higher when searching for munchies
Jesus Christ, this gave me an amazing mental image.
Tactical "baung". FTFY.
Plz link shop asap lmfao
Tactical tactical bong?
FUN FACT!
The reason why the head rests are removeable and are spiked, are partly to be used as a window breaker.
Hey that's pretty good
a tactical pen is a pen with a 3.4 ACOG scope and lasersight
And a flash hider
ur forgetting the foregrip
+KAREN DESU and an m203 40mm grenade launcher attached to it
KAREN DESU 1v1 me no scope battle
+Full Metal Fucking noob tube.
"My life is always a struggle, as I constantly have to break windows in my everyday job. However, now that I have the tactical pen, breaking car windows and commiting grand theft auto has never been so easy!" -Car Thief 2015
***** Video was made in 2015
+Auryn Barron June 20
"July 2016"
k then
Well maybe the car thief said that in 2016, did you ever think about that? :I
It's 2016 you confused dweeb.
It's 2016 you confused dweeb.
When the song first started playing I 100% thought it was going to use The Office theme song
me too
It's not even the same notes lmao
It’s not even close?
*hears piano*
is office
They're setting up for their new awards show, the Fundies.
The music sounds like someone took the first few seconds of the theme from The Office, and put it on a loop.
I'm first to suck dick. actually
iDubbbzTV Lol.
iDubbbzTV Im 87th to.
Much suck...such wow
iDubbbzTV idubbbz when you're in the space station, there is no up or down
Damn son, you need to shave!
It's not tactical enough. It needs a red dot scope, bi-pod and combined flashlight laser module
Dont forget to add the tactical knife with the tactical bottle opener
+Insert Name and a tactical orange peeler and window breaker
+Donald Trump yo "trump" wouldn't orange peelers spook you
You forgot to get a bi-pod for your bi-pod.
Don't forget the underslung grenade launcher. You couldn't possibly consider something luxury unless you can use it to destroy the food table at the formal garden party you're going to.
"Nothing will change on this channel."
"All the videogame videos will stay on here."
"I'm going to be uploading more often here"
I miss the happy-ass looking guy.
He's gone...
@@AksamRafiz thanks to the bastards who keep sending him shit
in baggies
Happy guy lookin ass*
@@nubnubthegreat8215
And youtube being a bitch
@@SourChicken1856 well he also has been focusing on himself more. People who are introverts have struggled immensely adjusting back to society after these covid times. He actually seems WAY happier now on his streams then he was when he was recording these videos. Is the "n*gg@ plz gay reatrd" Idubzz the funniest version of Idubz, yes, but the way the world is now a days that will never be able to be possible again without getting DESTROYED by every major news outlet, gaming channel, keemstar type, bullshit would have a fucking amazing hay day doing that. His type of comedy now on his stream may not be funnier then his old stuff, but it is organic , and still funny! Also his doggo is so fucking cuteeeeeeee ,I want her
TL; DR.- Idubz forsure looks happier streaming now then he seemed in his videos from this time in 2015. Kick Starter Crap is still my favorite series though.
I love how he says a big sounding word like "dichotomy" but also says "wetted" in the same video
i like how you're being a big, pedantic ninny
i LOVE this pen! it saved my life!
my plane crashed in the jungle and i didn't have anything with me! but luckily, i had my trusty Personalized Tactical Pen in my breast pocket. Thanks to the personalized tactical window spike i managed to escape the plane by jabbing anyone trying to get out of the burning plane before me in the neck. Sadly, i apparently was the only survivor to make it out of the plane before it exploded. Then a helicopter flew over, but i only had 1 wet vertical piece of paper left! i'm doomed i thought but then i remembered that i had my trusty Personalized Tactical Pen on me! i managed to write a help me note and the helicopter must have read it and picked me up. I also got this cool scar on my arm now, do you think chicks dig scars?
yes.
+George Gibbs (LordGibbeth) copy n paste plz
+Derp Derpson yes
+The Eagle it's a prank bro
Derp Derpson This is funny
*stares off into room* "Masturbation egg?....window spike."
keeping that thing close on recordings huh?
nice one m8
i noticed that too, he points towards it and looks too
youre not attractive stop trying to be.
+Fuentes bruh
I only got that extra bag of weed cause you told me to treat myself.
Stop.
@@chubascov. Go.
@@spyterpig yes.
parlostereo • no
*you are destroying this country*
these projects would be good ideas if they weren't hyped up so damn much.
Product: Cool pen
Creator: THIS WILL CHANGE HOW YOU SEE THE UNIVERSE
finally, a pen to help me steal a laptop from somebody's locked car.
Mhm yes
You know what else writes upside down? A pencil.
Now that seems unnecessary and random besides im technically a babyfur
i hope all you fucking furries get cancer and burn in hell
+mr.tubetastic Why all the hate? What did furries do to you?
+jcrowley1985 they fucking ruined my experience on the internet
+mr.tubetastic how
treat yourself. all you do is GRIND, 24/7 grind
3:28
Did you just imply that McDonald's is NOT one of life's finest luxuries?
My whole life has been a lie....
The #1 luxury of life is
*W E N D Y S*
McDonalds is fucking disgusting.
IDon'tEvenKnow sure pal
Skype group disbanded INCORRECT. It’s Taco Bell 😜
And Snap-On tools are super expensive. Get with it.
I am on the international space station
Christian Crawford yeah
+Christian Crawford hey that's pretty good
+CreatorHunter Man, you ruined life.
+The BlackBird115 that's a Sherman
You're not.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_International_Space_Station_visitors
I've taken ordinary scotch tape and invented an other-wordly hybrid of a pencil AND pen fused into one. I call it a Pen-Cil©. I just need a small donation of 15 million shekels for marketing and mass production, which *really* isn't a lot when you think about it!
Kitteh how about 10 shekels and a pack of bologna
I am a pro
***** final offer 12 shekels and 2 packs of Bologna
Joel Aaron Varela-Moran aye that's pretty good
Joel Aaron Varela-Moran
This should have a Kickstarter Crap: Where Are They Now episode.
@4:57
Ooohhhh, so THAT'S how Ricegum wrote his diss track.
This comment is really underrated 😂
@@remorse9481 why thank you dear Sir
you mean thats how ricecum's ghostwriter wrote his diss track
million dollar idea. credit card... with a bottle-opener. barkeeps would love it they can pay and drink with just one tool
i love that people coment on this after 1+ year
+Mr Lawry Like comment sections usually had an expiration date, or something?
idk, still i want a tactical dildo
+Mr Lawry So do I, mate, so do I...
how about a credit card..... ...with a serrated edge! think about it.... :o
Personal survival pen.
Perfect for Carjackers.
They worked hard to get to that car, they deserve the luxury of a window spike.
"thanks for watching, sweet babies"
did anyone see that
*DID ANYONE SEE THAT*
Actually, most pens can't write upside down over a longer duration, because they are indeed designed to utilize gravity for inking the ball. Pens that write upside down uses nitrogen cartridges to push a quick-dry gel out the tip.
But then again: Who the fuck would write a 300 pages book upside down besides Astronauts?
how about window spike on bottle opener?
Window spike on window spike
that made me moist
I like the way you think
+Slow Ralious I think the way you like
+Trollzor567 wtf ...
When i saw the STG on it I thought of a Pen that can shoot rapid bullets with the Fire rate of the STG-44
Noice
XxDeliiriumxX STG 44 doesn't even have a super fast fire rate
Adrian Messina 550/600 Bullets Per Minute
...Which is slow as fuck.
Also it's RPM [Rounds per minute]. Nice google search though.
Alex Henderson Thats 10 Rounds per Second
Still the best content on TH-cam years later
Snapon is life finest luxurys lmao im surprised he even knows the brand. Mechanics know.
Thought the same thing lol
The only luxurious crap i own is snap on.
@@brianrathbun8101 its a money trap lol
My favorite part of any of your videos is the "BUT EDUPES!!!!" parts lmfao
Ha fucking great they "made" the pen work in wet paper so that you can write your last will in the sinking car after the window breaker fails lol
I thought he was going to do an 9/11 meme when he said “ aircraft aluminum “
7:20 caught me off-guard because I'm an ecologist and I have to do just that on a regular basis lul. Just found it funny because it's an oddly specific situation that I have been through. Oh and I just use a pencil, it does the job. So even in my situation this pen isn't going to be any more helpful than a regular one. But I guess I don't deserve it anyways because I didn't work hard amirite.
4:44 let's be honest: you're never going to need a window spike.
Sarah
It must be fun to imagine you are though. Like when you travel by bus and stare at those emergency hammer or lever things, making up in yur mind all kind of freaky accident scenarios in which they could be useful.
Sarah
The ISS is the WORST place to have a window spike tbh.
"But idusp, u hav to admit it is pratty cool pan, it has lazer engraffing an also u don know how i lif my life.
ironically snap-on are high grade mechanic tools
It's one of my life's finest luxuries as a mechanic
ive got a tacticool 1liter bubba coffie mug that i bought at tactical wallmart, it has a bottle opener
+Taurion Martell Underrated comment.
+Taurion Martell does it have a window smasher?
Slayer Productions im sure it can smash through a window if you throw it hard enough. so in turn it is a window smasher ;)
+Taurion Martell
google "tactical beer mug"
it's a thing and it's cool as fuck.
Popescu Kevin i need a battle mug, with a red dot sight
I want a tactical fleshlight
why do you need a tactical light?
Xby Hahadis nobody tell him. ever.
LMFAO
Xby Hahadis Sir do you know what a fleshlight is
ofc
The window spike is indeed the new bottle opener
6:28 for a sec i thought he was gonna say “It even works under water :D” but phil swift wasnt a meme back then
Ok Redditor
My sister got this for my fucking dad
Does your dad steal vehicles often? Tell him happy father's day for me please.. Also kiss him really hard.
Fahggy Dude I'm a guy
+Daniel Shaw tmi m8
That's alright, son. Tell him it's from Big Mamma.
He is talking about "fucking dad" he is a daddy that fucks
IDubbbz is essentially the love child of Daniel Tosh and Johnny Knoxville
Amazing
he always reminded me of Tosh
I keep watching these over and over again. I need more
The window spike is there so you really can “have life’s finest luxuries”
the space pen already exists. Seinfeld made me buy one
>kek
I fucking hate Seinfeld more than I hate myself.
Same
"the astronauts use it"
serenity now!
But idups, ther is no upsid down on a international spejc steition.
8x Earth will always be the Humans beacon for down anywhere in space.
Thank you so much idubbz I have been going thru some bad times and you gave me a good laugh
“You’ve been working so hard... so here’s a ‘tactical’ pen that’ll help you work even more!”
I'm very disappointed "works while wet" isn't a porn website
Nice
Challenge accepted
someone better get programming
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!$
works while wet is a sticker on the lamborghini aventador, inside the engine bay :D
Just imagine an astronaut watching edups on the international space station
It wouldnt happen.. But id always hope it would and theyd comment
Your videos are pure gold. Even three years later.
honestly, snap-on is one of life's finest luxuries
I'm on an iDubbz's marathon at 1:00 AM. What am I doing with my life?
SAME but rn not yesterday. luv u
Hey I'm not the only one!
+Dylan Bell u wut m8?
3:00am here
nice.
Would it have saved people from 9/11? No it wouldn't because you cant break those windows without a plane
Woah,dude!You're about to cut everyone here with that edge!Did you have to make it that edgy?
Or melt steel beams
But its made of aircraft aluminum
See? Even planes have window breakers!
+Great Sage tactical planes
have watched this video 3-4 times now and just now found the sentence "Thats the point of a window spike" interesting
5:02 When he started Scribbling I couldn't help but Giggle with Anticipation of his reaction LMAO
I have a military pen, steel. I like it, because I always break off the clips on plastic pens. Plus, it looks cool.
No window spike though.
Dat shit aint a mans pen fuck that, you need a windowspike to be a true hoodprankster/jonx
+- Kappa - why do people show that mans face? Is it a meme?
yeah look up kappa
all jokes aside the pen is useful here in Canada, we aren't allowed to carry weapons like pepper spray or knives so you could carry this and you can't be charged as long as they can't prove you intended to use it as a weapon
Wait... you mean Canada as in "land of grizzly bears and fucking skyscraper-tall moose"-Canada?
Well... I mean... I guess there is no point in allowing your people to carry pepperspray if you need a damn howitzer for everything.
@@Kremit_the_Forg not funny didn't laugh
@@Kremit_the_Forg not funny didn't laugh
Carry an empty bottle
A window spike can't really be used as a weapon
I agree with you on everything aside from that snap-on comment those tools are made with exquisite quality
Not to be that guy.....
But snap-on makes luxury tools
I was thinking the same thing...
Luxury?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!
No, the only thing Snap-On have going for them is the lifetime warranty and even that is being offered by other manufacturers nowadays.
Pick up a Snap-On tool from the 70's/80's then you've got a thing of beauty. Their current offerings are passable at best.
They aren't luxury tools. They're higher-end high quality tools. What is a luxury tool? Do you just mean expensive?
This kickstarter makes little sense with its "you deserve something special" or whatever because, barring those specifically used for art, pens are for mundane tasks or work; you'd be essentially buying a product to help you work harder, not give you reprieve from toiling at the office all day. I think the phrase "treat yourself" applies to things that are specifically supposed to help you relax or for fun..
What if you go window spiking for fun?
>Life's finest luxuries
>a fucking pen
Classic Idubbbz was the f**king best.
making a bottle opener with a windowspike is just creative mode, no limits
Snap-On make some pretty luxurious tools. I'd consider owning those a luxury.
Exactly. When he said Snap-On made shitty tools, I was disappointed in the lack of research done as to what Snap-On is - a professional (and expensive) tool producer. Harbor Freight and Craftsman make much shittier tools, although I'll admit Craftsman actually has a decent name.
Jaret Snyder
I really like my Craftsmen tool chests but their
tools can be pretty horrendous. I'm slightly ashamed to admit I have a large collection of Pittsburgh tools... They're pretty low-quality, it's true.
+Jaret Snyder he never said they made shitty tools just that they had a gay name.
What he said was that they don't appeal to the bullshit luxury lifestyle the way this company is trying to. Yeah just let me get my Snap-On from my Jag and go sample some fine wines.
What tool company really screams luxury, if not Snap-On? They are, by far, the most expensive and high-end tools on the market. If they're not the highest quality tools an average tech can buy, idk what is.
HELLP, one of my friends enjoys jinx's videos what do i do?!?!?
ok thank you! :D
You fucking break him.
Coyoteeeez will do >:)
EpYkmonkey THE ONLY THING FOR THIS JOB IS... IS... THE Personalized Tactical Pen
k
SliKUS fuck them both
they make money off of other peoples stuff
When you get an ad for a tactical pen while watching a tactical pen video
i have an idea for how it could be used.
what if youre in a school shooting, and all the doors are locked.
you take the window spike and you break a window and escape.
Or just use a chair.....
Where can I buy a tactical bong?
www.BongyDongy.com
www.workswhilewet.com
+Arvid Bergman holy fuck that's a real website
willdevlaming never click links that might be real.
My god
Shit u not, got an ad for the pen before the video! No joke.
What is so special about it?
zawzero its tactical
I’m in class right now, just watching idubbbz
You crack me up every time
If i spend 34$ on a pen I expect the ink to be at least fucking virgin blood or something
I would expect it to transform into a knife so I may obtain virgin blood for myself. You know..... For science.
Jason W. Morningwood I expect a transformers robot pen that can jizz ink on my face when i show him robot hentai.
Jason W. Morningwood I expect it to vibrate so i can use it as a sex toy...not a bad kickstarter idea actually
ahenryb1 Please apply thermal paste to burnt area.
Tacti-cool yes, tactical no.
i don't waste my time browsing kick-starter crap. I spend my time watching IdubbbzTV.
I’d love to see the “tactical bong” lol
Well, a tactical pen is basically a pen reinforced with aerospace grade aluminum. Write with it, fly with it, jump out of a C-130 with it, itll still be there for you. Mainly its meant to jab people in their soft spots with it. But WHY DA FUCK would you need it to be CUSTOMIZABLE?!?!
+Trevor Anderson ALUMI*NIUM*!!!!!!!!!
+Rain Altmäe *name
***** yep
***** MOS 0311, MCT Pendelton. You?
EDIT: And dont bother searching "Trevor Anderson" Its not my real name.
***** Well then you will be carrying on the proud tradition of the sailors before you. Thank you.
these things never needed to be funded... they have been around for years... hell there have been ones for years that are a pen, lazer pointer, and touchscreen tip, and yes the glass breaker
+Pip Why must you ruin the illusion with such trivial taradiddles like "sense" and "facts" and "proper money management"?
+Pip You're just prejudiced against the tactical community.
BiscuitHead I own a lot of "tactical" things including a tactical pen that i got two years before this ever became a kickstarter... thing... do they have names?
Pip You're no tactician pal.
+MeisPip I identify as a tactic and this offends me.
My God this man is gold...
when i heard tactical pen, i expected a pen that shoots out the ink with enough force to injure someone
All of these kickstarter videos have the same fucking royalty free piano music playing, or some happy little tune in the background, they're all the same.
Oh I thought idubbbz edited that in.
Idubbbz*
+Joshua Armendariz iDubbbzTV
+Juan Rojas edups enterpris
My dad buys this kinda of shit like metal pens and expensive pens weird knives and stuff
Jacob Phelps knives aren't weird
normal knives are great, but weird knives are weird knives and usually for a useless reason
ll_DaRk_ll F3arXmexlIIl i know, they are just weird and super tactcal
Jacob Phelps have a good day!
Martina Rella knives*
i got an ad for a strike pen while watching this video and it’s just like the star gear
8:40 I got a titanium plate in my arm, and the thing that's said to make someone feel better is,"That's the same metal used on rockets!" It's not special for a pen to have aircraft aluminum or me to have a titanium plate.
I got a pen from them. Has a pistol grip, picatinny rail, and an EOTech.
My dad has a "tactical" pen he can stab 1" into a phone book.
Moose gardiner that is called a shank, son.
Aerocraft aluminium (or aircraft aluminum if you want) is the most common type of aluminium out there.
i like how when i decided to watch this, there was a tac pen ad on it.
4:25 THROWBACK ALERT AAAAAH
Uncle Dane I just pooped my pants.
Redrais Blaaaaargh!
+Redrais Dude, you aren't funny. You obviously think you are because you keep saying that in almost every comment. It's lame and you're not witty at all.
+Uncle Dane O hai dere Uncle Dane ma man
iDubbbz looks like he just got out of the army. actually. noice heir m8
"Life's finest luxuries made by McDonalds" ancap idubbz is the shit
Ironically I got a tactical pen ad on this video